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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:04Heya, Wiz! We came to visit!
00:07Hi, everyone! So good to see you all! Make yourselves at home!
00:12Nice to see you. Crummy undead with a crummy shop.
00:24Don't ignore me! You totally saw me!
00:28Oh, look. It's Yunyun, my self-proclaimed rival.
00:32I am not self-proclaimed!
00:34Really? Then you're not my rival?
00:36Yes, I am! And you're mine, darn it!
00:40So, this here's a crimson demon girl we met a little while ago.
00:44She says she's Megamine's rival and challenges her every time they bump into each other.
00:49At last, Megamine! We meet again!
00:51It's totally a coincidence we met here, but whatever!
00:55Time to settle things once and for all!
00:57Time to settle things once and for all!
01:01Time to settle things once and for all!
01:05Time to settle things once and for all!
01:06We are the city man!
01:30無邪気に手渡された理不尽な未来を 遊び尽せる覚悟ができたかな
01:36時計の針の招き鳴り 心が痛むリズム 探しをしてみてよ
01:45弾む筋ホライスは家族は ほら ここを信じていいんだよ
01:51素晴らしき世界 ほら まばゆり 二人のままで
02:02僕らをいつも待っているんだよ
02:03もう 躊躇うことはないんだ
02:08何回だと欲張って 全て手に入れるんだ
02:13行こう! We are participants!
02:16Event 召喚してみた
02:30エヴァさってみて
02:32We have nothing to settle. Every single time you challenge me to one of your contests, I beat you.
02:38How dare you! I'm so sorry! We'll do this outside so we don't cause trouble in your store.
02:45It's fine. Now I know why you've been coming in every day just to browse.
02:49You must have heard Megamine stops in every so often and we're hoping to catch her.
02:55Oh, look at this! What a cool choker! It's just what I was looking for!
03:00She hangs out here all day every day just to bump into Megamine? Wow.
03:06Look, Yung-Yun. I understand. In the future, you are welcome to visit our home any time.
03:12What? For real? So, like, if I came over with snacks and drinks sometime, you wouldn't say,
03:18Gosh, I didn't really think you'd come over. I was just being nice and get all annoyed about my actually
03:23coming over?
03:23By the gods, you're as irritating as ever! If you want to come by, then come by! Sheesh!
03:30Anyway, what about our next contest? Are we having it now or what?
03:34We have already! I don't really get the chance to talk with so many interesting people.
03:41Can we postpone our contest until this evening?
03:43That's the problem with you loners! You can never make up your damn mind!
03:47Wait! What's the customer gotta do to get some tea over here?
03:50And how about something to eat while you're at it?
03:52Oh, absolutely, Lady Aqua! I'll be right back!
03:57Oh, Wiz! Are you okay?
04:00Oh, yes! I'm fine! I'm on already!
04:04Don't have all day, you know!
04:05Man, these girls are always so friggin' loud!
04:08Oh, I wish they'd be more comforting!
04:11No, the vault is mine!
04:13Are you okay?
04:14I am fine, really.
04:16Our shop's most uncharacteristically popular item.
04:19A choker that grants the wearer's wishes.
04:22Calling it uncharacteristically popular ain't much of a selling point.
04:27Selling it for a hundred thousand doesn't help either.
04:29And what are these? What's going on with these boobs is yours?
04:33They grow bitter, you big boobs! Show off!
04:35Let it out! Don't get mad at me, cause yours won't grow any more!
04:39Ugh, I swear. You weren't dead with your low body temperatures.
04:43This tea's barely warm.
04:45I'm sorry about that, Lady Aqua.
04:47I have a question about this potion that attracts beasts.
04:50Would it, for example, make one more attractive to men with a beastly nature?
04:55Unfortunately, no. It only attracts beast-type monsters.
04:59The scent makes them attack the wearer, one right after the other, without a break.
05:02Perfect! I shall take it!
05:03Oh, uh, really?
05:06Yeah.
05:08Well, might as well take this for a spin. I wonder if it'll up my luck.
05:15Kazuma!
05:15What?
05:17That's the...
05:18Oh, yeah. The tag said if you put it on, it grants your wishes.
05:21Was I not supposed to put it on or something?
05:24That magic choker stays on until your wish comes true.
05:27And each day doesn't, it slowly tightens until it chokes you.
05:30Wait, this thing's cursed?
05:32It's not cursed. It's really popular with women, actually.
05:35If they want to lose some weight, they put it on to help them get fully motivated.
05:40It makes you grant your own wishes?
05:42Are you kidding?
05:44So, what did you wish for before you put that thing on?
05:48I don't know. Heck, I don't think I wished for anything, really.
05:51Oh, no, that's not good. If we don't get that off, it will tighten more and more in it for
05:56days.
05:57You mean I'm gonna die because of some stupid diet gimmick?
06:00This is all my fault. If I wasn't so clumsy and dropped the choker, he wouldn't have picked it up.
06:06No, it's my fault for roughhousing and making you drop it.
06:09And if Aqua and I hadn't distracted Wiz, she would have stopped him.
06:13I'm sorry, Kazuma.
06:15No, if anyone's at fault here, it's me.
06:17I shouldn't have put anything that dangerous on the shelf for someone to pick up.
06:25Kazuma, I'll help you remember your wish and get that choker off. Don't you worry.
06:31You can count on me, too!
06:33Removing a magic trinket like that is child's play for the Crimson Demon's greatest mage!
06:38You shall have my help as well!
06:42I didn't do anything wrong this time. But still, I don't want to be rude.
06:46So sorry?
06:48And if you do end up dying, I'll just resurrect you.
06:52If I die again, I don't think I want to come back.
06:56I'm going to boycott life.
06:57You can't be serious. We're supposed to kill the Devil King together, remember?
07:02Guess you'd be on your own with that. Along with paying off that mountain of debt we racked up.
07:07Okay, fine! I'll help you remember what your wish was, too!
07:11We'll try everything, anything, whatever you want till the thing comes up!
07:15You'll do whatever I want, huh?
07:22Uh, I, um...
07:25Kazuma?
07:26Yeah? What's up?
07:27I hope you're comfortable like that.
07:30I love how nice and cool your thighs are, Wiz.
07:33And they're so darn soft, too.
07:35And, like...
07:36I also love how me rubbing them makes you blush.
07:40I'm so glad it makes you happy, then.
07:43I guess...
07:45My wish-granting choker...
07:47God, I'm having a blast here!
07:49And I got four whole days of this till it strangles me.
07:52Hell yes!
07:54It's only his first wish and already he's behaving like a shameless dog.
07:59Kazuma!
07:59I do not know what your next wish will be, but I assure you I can handle any...
08:03Lose the armor and give me a hundred push-ups right now!
08:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
08:26Now that is what I'm talking about.
08:30I can feel his hungry eyes on me!
08:32And there's not a thing I can do!
08:34In his dirty mind, he is putting me in even more shameful positions!
08:41Stop it!
08:42Stop this torture!
08:45And yet, as a knight, I must not yield!
08:49You monster!
08:51You're just using us to satisfy your perverted cravings!
08:54What kinky thing are you going to ask me to do?
08:56Give me a yakisobo bun and make it snappy!
09:02Lady Akua!
09:05All righty!
09:07You said before you guys are supposed to be rivals?
09:10You said that, not me!
09:11Yeah, well, you're gonna have a contest.
09:16Very well, if you insist!
09:17I challenge you, Megamine!
09:19Why are you happy about this?
09:21Are you dense?
09:22The twist is I decide the contest,
09:25and I also get to set the rules and pick the winner.
09:28Huh?
09:34So, um...
09:36Ah...
09:38Isn't lying face down like that uncomfortable?
09:41No, not even.
09:42Where I'm from, this is how we usually do it.
09:45Oh, is that a fact?
09:46I got no food!
09:48It's about time!
09:49And call me sir, damn it!
09:51Hey, sir!
09:57Hey, you ate the other half.
10:00No, I didn't!
10:01Liar!
10:02Your cheeks are stuffed like a damn squirrel's!
10:04Rock, paper, scissors!
10:08You can't beat me!
10:09Maybe the laws of this world won't allow it!
10:17What are you making them do?
10:19Strip rock, paper, scissors.
10:21You're not even trying to hide your depravity anymore!
10:24You're even creepier than I originally thought!
10:27Yunyun, the only way out of this is to stall!
10:32As the future leader of the Crimson Demon Clan, I will see this through to the bitter end and beat
10:37you!
10:38This is not the time to be stubborn!
10:40You're not going to make me play the next round with whoever wins, are you?
10:44No, you're going to go buy me some champagne.
11:06If you guys tie three more times, you both have to lose a piece of clothing.
11:17Yunyun, I know you'll do the right thing!
11:20Sure, you're my rival, but you're also my friend!
11:23I have faith in you, so don't let him scare you!
11:28Bakumin, I have faith in you too!
11:31Here we go!
11:33One more time!
11:42What are you getting mad at me for?
11:45You want to bear it?
11:46No, I'm pulling on it!
11:47You're going to tear it off me!
11:51Kazuma, maybe you should stop them!
11:54Oh, Wiz.
11:56What can I do?
11:57If I don't get my wish, this choker will kill me.
12:03Yes, you're right.
12:04You're the best.
12:06Thanks for understanding.
12:08Kazuma, one hundred push-ups completed!
12:11I thought you would all wait for me until I'd finished, and I have to say, the isolation made me
12:15feel even more humiliated.
12:17Yeah, whatever! Do a hundred sit-ups next!
12:21Kono Suma!
12:31I've been defiled!
12:33I'm a goddess and I've been defiled!
12:38So, has the choker come off yet?
12:41Mm-mm. I hate to say this, but we'll have to keep making my wishes come true tomorrow, too.
12:50No!
12:51No!
12:51Ah!
12:54Kono Suma!
12:59By the next day, I'd come up with a bunch of new quote-unquote wishes.
13:04My arms feel like they're going to fall off!
13:08Why must I do more exercises?
13:12How embarrassing!
13:14What's with these clothes?
13:16Is he making fun of me?
13:22Day three coming up! Woo!
13:34Just to confirm, all you wish for me to do is wash myself?
13:39Yes, ma'am, that's all you gotta do. And I'm gonna sit here and watch you!
13:44What kind of perversions are you planning for me today? Are you going to defile me again?
13:49I want you to conjure a natural hot spring. Think you can handle that?
13:53What? Why me?
13:54You're the goddess of water. Oh, wait, no. You're the goddess of party tricks.
13:59Okay, fine, whatever!
14:01You want a hot spring? I'll give you a hot spring!
14:05Where would you like us to scrub next?
14:08Well, there's really only one place left.
14:11Where's that? Your crap says it. I'll rip that thing off.
14:17Hmm. Uh-oh. I think this thing's starting to get tighter.
14:23What should I do?
14:24Any tighter and I'm gonna die.
14:27There it is.
14:29Go on, get to it.
14:30Wash that sucker.
14:32What you scared of?
14:33You mentioned my...
14:34Go on, it ain't gonna wash itself.
14:37Go easy on my...
14:38Big candle!
14:40There you are.
14:41Let's go!
14:43It ain't gonna bite!
14:46Hurry!
14:48It's here!
15:01No, soup!
15:06Huh?
15:08Why hasn't it come off yet?
15:10I mean, you guys granted every single wish I could think of.
15:14Yes, but those are all beyond perverted. Try to think of a normal one.
15:20Okay, I'll try.
15:22Hey, Wiz, could you give me something to drink?
15:25Oh, sure.
15:26From your mouth.
15:27Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:29Ah!
15:31Mom, it's the first day!
15:32By now, it should be obvious your gross wishes don't work!
15:35I could use my specialty.
15:37The Light of Saber spell.
15:39Maybe that would help.
15:40Yes, that's a great idea.
15:42The choker will come off nice and easy once you decapitate him.
15:45But he'll be dead, then!
15:46I was thinking of using it to cut off the chokers out of bed!
15:50Asuma! Asuma!
15:51You are being strangled right now, yes?
15:54What does that feel like?
15:55Does it lose you?
15:57Are you feeling a sense of euphoria as it slowly takes...
16:00Stop it!
16:01Can't you think of anything else to wish for?
16:08No, I can't.
16:09Well, you better come up with something fast.
16:12I don't care what it is.
16:13I can't afford to have you die.
16:24Tomorrow's the last day.
16:27Oh, hi, Union.
16:31I was wondering, why are you trying so hard to save Kazuma's life?
16:38If he's not around, I won't have anyone to carry me home after I've used my Explosion spell.
16:43On my quest to master Explosions, having someone like that is crucial.
16:51And besides...
17:21He's my friend, after all.
17:23And there's no way the greatest Crimson Demon alive would forsake her friend.
17:28I get it.
17:30But I still want to help, because what happened is partly my fault.
17:34We'll get that choker off, you'll see.
17:37Aren't you worried about the icky things I'll have you do?
17:40I don't care!
17:41As long as I do them with you!
17:43Wait, that gave out wrong!
17:45Oh, you know what I mean!
17:55Thanks for everything.
17:56It's been a blast knowing you.
18:00Um, don't you have any more degenerate wishes for us?
18:04Nope.
18:06I don't have anything else.
18:08I'm grateful for all your help.
18:11But all you asked of me was to do exercises and bathe!
18:14I cannot always do something nasty!
18:19Up to this point, I lived a pretty shameful life.
18:22It was all about me and what I wanted, and now I feel so empty.
18:28He had his fun, and now he's lost his will to live!
18:32As soon as I'm dead, my tracksuit's all yours.
18:36Let it remind everyone, I was once alive here.
18:39Don't talk like that!
18:42Aqua.
18:45Thanks for buying that yakisoba bun and champagne.
18:49They were so yummy.
19:03Kazuma!
19:05Kazuma!
19:06Kazuma!
19:07Kazuma!
19:18You can't die, Kazuma!
19:20You said we'd kill the Devil King together, remember?
19:23She's right.
19:25I'll do whatever it takes to save you.
19:28You still have some time, so ask me for anything!
19:31Oh, so this is what being comforted feels like.
19:42Hey, guys.
19:44Before I check out, I have some confessions to make to you all.
19:49First, Megumin, whenever you'd blow something up and I'd have to carry you home, I'd wonder about your little breasts
19:57and how they felt, and that's why I'd always be shifting you higher up on my back.
20:02I'm sorry about that.
20:04Yunyun, Wiz, whenever I was talking to you guys, the truth is, I'd be looking right at your chests.
20:10I mean, Wiz, you've got some huge ass knockers!
20:13And Yunyun, that dress can barely hold your tits in.
20:15Honestly, I thought you guys dressed like that because you want attention.
20:20Sorry for staring.
20:22Darkness, since we all started living here, I'd look at you and think boobs.
20:26That's it!
20:27You are boobs.
20:29Just boobs.
20:32Please forgive me.
20:34I suppose you're going to say something sleazy about me next!
20:38Aqua, do you remember when we were living at the stables?
20:46No thanks.
20:47Really, I'm stopped.
20:49I tried real hard to get turned on by you, but nope, I couldn't do it.
20:55I did try, though.
20:58Don't give up, Kazuma!
21:00Please leave him begging you!
21:01It's not too late!
21:03Now I can die without any regrets.
21:05Thanks for the memories!
21:07Please, please, please!
21:12What the...
21:13How did...
21:17I wish they'd be more comforting.
21:21Wait...
21:22My wish was to be comforted?
21:29Oh my god!
21:30I'm so screwed!
21:32Okay, Yunyun.
21:34Put this on again and let's start over, shall we?
21:37If it gets stuck, we'll help you well.
21:40We are your friends, after all.
21:43Ah!
21:44Ah!
21:44Ah!
21:45Ah!
21:45Ah!
21:48Ah!
21:56So, um, may I give you some advice?
22:00Yes, please.
22:03Don't die over something silly like this again.
22:06God, this sucks!
22:10God, this sucks!
22:27God, this sucks!
22:31I'm so screwed!
22:34And I'll be with you!
22:36I'll be with you!
22:40It's hard to be with you!
22:56風を受けほら膨らむ 僕は今土を離れ 七つの海をまたに駆ける
23:14南から風が降りて 急に雨降り始めた 春はすぐ隣にいる 洗濯物取り込まれてた
23:38雨降り始めた
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