00:05Transcrição e Legendas por QTSS
00:30Who are you?
00:33Someone from the past.
00:35You don't remember me?
00:36Are you kidding?
00:38Come on.
00:39Mario.
00:40Mario.
00:42Come on.
00:43Luigi.
00:44You don't recognize me?
00:46You don't see the family resemblance?
00:49Family?
00:50I'm the son no one ever mentioned.
00:52For fear of bringing grief to our dear mama.
00:56I'm your long lost brother.
00:58Pietro.
01:03How come mama never told us about you?
01:06I mean, I would think she would have mentioned something.
01:09She was ashamed of me.
01:11I was a black sheep of the family.
01:13Against her wishes, I left home when you guys was little bambinos.
01:17That's right.
01:18I made my way around the world.
01:20But I miss my family.
01:22I miss you, Mario.
01:24I miss you, Luigi.
01:27I miss the family business.
01:32That's why I come back.
01:34To take over the whole Mario Brothers plumbing business.
01:39Welcome back, brother.
01:40Oh, not so fast, eh?
01:43Yo, Pietro.
01:44What's mama's maiden name?
01:47Regazzi.
01:49All right.
01:50What's the shape of the birthmark on Mario's left knee?
01:54There is no birthmark on Mario's knee.
01:56It's on his big toe.
01:58And Luigi, remember you had a little teddy bear called Mr. Tough?
02:04Huh?
02:05See, I know.
02:06I know.
02:09It's so good to be back with my family.
02:12I can't wait to sell the business.
02:14So that we can spend more time together, huh?
02:18Here.
02:19Oh, thanks.
02:20No.
02:21Oh, just a little piece.
02:24We need some time to find a good lawyer.
02:26Fine.
02:27So, well, why don't you take a look at these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?
02:32It's on the rail, I think, eh?
02:35Shh, are you kidding me?
02:37Forget about it.
02:38Who does this guy think he is selling our business?
02:41This is our business.
02:43But wait a minute, Luigi.
02:44Pietro's our older brother.
02:45Yeah, that's what he says.
02:47Well, Mario, I'll tell you one thing.
02:49Me, I'm calling mama.
02:52Ha-ha.
02:53There.
02:54That's everything.
02:55In my opinion, we can sell the fixtures tomorrow
02:58and the rest of the stuff by the end of the week.
03:01Then we split the money in half.
03:03Seventy-thirty.
03:04Wait, wait, wait a minute.
03:05That's not fair.
03:07All right.
03:07Thirty for you and seventy for me.
03:10Ah, that's more like it.
03:12That's right.
03:13Mario Brothers plumbing.
03:16You clog them, we clear them.
03:18Huh?
03:18What?
03:19IRS?
03:20What do you mean we owe nine hundred thousand dollars in back taxes?
03:24Are you crazy?
03:25This is a family business.
03:26There's only three of us here.
03:28Nine hundred thousand?
03:29That means we owe a three hundred and nine hundred thousand.
03:32Three hundred thousand dollars a piece.
03:35Well, so long.
03:36Wait a minute, Pedro.
03:37Where you going?
03:38I mean, this is a family crisis.
03:40I just remembered.
03:41I'm not your long-lost brother.
03:43Okay?
03:45I got all that information about you guys from the who's who of plumbing.
03:48I just needed a little extra cash.
03:51Well, good luck.
03:53Have fun paying your taxes.
03:56Now, over there, Chief.
04:01Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
04:02What are you laughing about?
04:03What are you laughing about?
04:05We owe about a million dollars in taxes.
04:07Well, you take it easy.
04:09We don't owe nothing.
04:10You know what I was on the phone?
04:12The pizza parlor.
04:13Our pizza's ready.
04:14You mean we dug that we got now?
04:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17What I mean is that I just outwise the wise guy, that's all.
04:21Hey, Luigi, you're smart, man.
04:25Mario, come on.
04:26You know what?
04:27We're going to go to the pizza parlor, and I'm going to split that pizza with you,
04:31even right down the middle, 70-30, 70 for me, 30 for you.
04:36Wait, wait, wait a minute.
04:38No, no, no, no, no.
04:3970 for you, 30 for me.
04:42Mario, that's why I love you.
04:46Come on.
04:47Guess what I got.
04:49Till next time, everybody.
04:50Do the Mario.
04:53What's my name?
04:53Do the Mario.
04:53Or maybe he bought a little poop on the spoon.
04:54Go on.
