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00:36Eddie, I absolutely love her.
00:45Andy.
00:47All right, thank you so much for this.
00:49Oh, can't we just stay in?
00:50Oh, come on, we haven't had a night out in weeks.
00:54Really appreciate it.
00:59Here she is.
01:03Qualified teacher status.
01:06With distinction.
01:07That is fantastic.
01:09Actually, it's a double achievement.
01:11Well, as you know, there was a governor's personnel and finance meeting last week.
01:15Oh, for God's sake, Rachel, just put her out of her misery.
01:17They've approved an extra member of staff.
01:21And so I'd like to formally offer you a permanent contract here.
01:38They're here, then?
01:39Oh, yes.
01:39Army are the same as workmen.
01:40They won't do anything without a cup of tea.
01:42Go on, invade Iraq.
01:43Not before I've had my tea, Sarge.
01:46What?
01:48Rachel's offered me a job.
01:50A permanent contract.
01:51That's fantastic.
01:52I couldn't have done it without you.
01:54Hey, give over.
01:55It's all down to you, love.
01:56Well done.
01:57I'll see you later.
01:58Oh, right, okay.
01:59Well, I've got to introduce Andy to the girls and give Rose her essay back.
02:03No rest, eh?
02:03Well, if we get this football team up and running, it'll have all been worth it.
02:06See you later.
02:07See you.
02:14Okay, is everybody here?
02:16Yeah.
02:18Right.
02:19Well, I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine, Captain Andy Rigby.
02:24Um, Mr Clarkson.
02:25I'll have to watch it.
02:26I'm calling by his nickname.
02:27Or should I just tell him?
02:29Go on, then.
02:29Go on, tell us.
02:30Okay.
02:31Mr Clarkson's aim is to get you lot working as a proper football team again.
02:35What's the army got to do with football?
02:37Nothing.
02:37This is about teamwork, Alicia.
02:39That's what the army are best at.
02:41Remember, the team with the best players doesn't always win.
02:43Look at Man City.
02:45But what if you don't agree about the army?
02:47You know, about Iraq and the bombing and stuff?
02:49You don't have to join up.
02:51This is just about getting you ready to play football again.
02:54Well, I'm up for it.
02:55Be a laugh.
02:56That's great, Michaela.
02:57Me and all.
02:58Right, well, unless you want to go back to shaking pom-poms, going rah, rah, rah.
03:02Look, we've got loads of stuff lined up for you.
03:04It's going to be a proper team-building programme.
03:06So let's get stuck in, yeah?
03:08Yeah.
03:08Or put one of these on.
03:09And then after registration, we're going to meet up in the playground, all right?
03:14So, sir, what was your nickname?
03:16Never do you mind.
03:17I'm just glad you want to get involved, all right?
03:19Well, it beats.
03:21Revision class.
03:22So.
03:23Right, see you in the playground, quick as you like.
03:34Ah, Miss Shackleton.
03:37Welcome to the noble profession.
03:41Could you do me a little fail?
03:43I'm up to my eyes in paperwork.
03:45You couldn't sit with my year 11s, could you?
03:48They're doing Hardy's The Darkling Thrush,
03:51just describing a frail, gaunt and old bird.
03:56A bit like the state I'll be in when I've dragged them through GCSE English.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Hmm.
04:02No problem.
04:03So, does Tom want to take you out to celebrate?
04:05I hope so.
04:07You know, he's gone on and on about this Army Day.
04:09Why is Tom bringing the Army into school?
04:11I think he's hoping that this might restart the girls' football team.
04:14You could recruit 99% of our lot and I'd be more than happy.
04:18Why should they have access to schools?
04:19When you've taught as many dead legs as I have,
04:23you will come to the certain conclusion
04:25that putting them in a uniform,
04:28giving them a rifle and sending them to another country to kill people
04:31is probably the best idea anyone has ever had.
04:34So, no doubt, with all the spare time Davina's given you,
04:37you'll be sorting the sets and the class list for next year?
04:40The last time I looked, I was head of department,
04:43answerable to senior management and me.
04:48I was doing this job when you were making your way down a fallopian tube.
04:53You would do well to remember that from time to time.
05:01Oi.
05:01Thanks for nicking all my best singers.
05:03What?
05:04Uh, oh, yeah, sorry, Matt, but, um,
05:06well, it has been in the calendar for weeks.
05:08Well, I guess I can't compete with the chance I spend all day
05:10surrounded by hunky soldiers.
05:12It's not a jolly, you know,
05:13and it isn't just the goodies that I've got.
05:15Michaela White's in there.
05:16I bet there's a few glad she's not in there less than today.
05:18Yeah, well, I understand that, but I've got a competition.
05:20And I'm trying to create something,
05:22give kids like Michaela a chance to channel their energies.
05:27Did you see her?
05:28Well, is there?
05:29It's not about trying to get off the board, did you need?
05:31Of course it is.
05:32Why else would you join the army?
05:34Uh, to defend the country.
05:36I think I'm going to get proper sticky.
05:38I might even sign up.
05:39Yeah, right.
05:40You in the army following orders.
05:42I can give him as well.
05:43You watch.
05:45Um, how are your twins going to cope?
05:47You know, jumping over walls and that.
05:49Ew, get stuck!
05:51Isn't that what the nice doctor did to them?
05:53Shut up, man.
05:54Mum, are you having a laugh?
05:57Having a laugh, aren't I, Janice?
06:00Yeah, don't listen to her.
06:04I'm sorry about the wee things turned out between us.
06:06What?
06:07You dumping me for Michaela?
06:09I'm not even like that.
06:10We can still be friends.
06:12Trying to make yourself feel better?
06:13You know what?
06:14It's over.
06:15I hope you and Brent are got a rapper.
06:25Rose!
06:27Not bad.
06:28You've really picked up on the grammatical features and their effects.
06:31Do that on the exam and you're laughing.
06:33Thanks very much.
06:34All part of the service, ma'am.
06:37Look, I've got some money for you.
06:39First instalment.
06:41Um, are you sure?
06:42I mean, if you need more time.
06:44No, it's fine.
06:46You and Davina stumped up all that cash.
06:47Least I could do is pay you back as soon as I'm able.
06:50Heard about your good news.
06:52What's that?
06:53Davina qualifying.
06:54Guess which mug's been roped in to do the celebration lunch.
06:57You should stay and sample some of your food.
06:59That way we know you're not going to poison us.
07:00Get out.
07:04Go on, then.
07:05I'll see you later.
07:06And well done on the essay.
07:08You're really getting there.
07:12Sharon Smith, Walt Turnbull and Michaela White.
07:15Well, you lot look like a bunch of painters and decorators.
07:19Miss, don't you think having an army in the school sends out a really bad signal?
07:22Yeah, it's like saying we support the war in Iraq.
07:25Oi, watch what you're saying.
07:26I bet they went to war in Iraq.
07:27Do you think we should be conscientious objectors?
07:31That's up to you, Danielle.
07:33I'd certainly tell Mr Clarkson you don't want your brains washing with the rest of them.
07:36Miss, teachers are supposed to remain impartial.
07:39My contract doesn't say anything about keeping my opinions to myself, Carla.
07:53All right?
07:55Hey, mate.
07:56Nice bracelet.
07:57That cost a few quid, didn't it?
07:59Women and presents, mate.
08:00Putty in your hands.
08:03So, it works then?
08:05Giving the girl's presents?
08:07Oh, yeah, mate.
08:09It doesn't have to be expensive either, just thoughtful.
08:11I once got this girl a toy teddy holding a heart with I'm stuffed with love for you written on
08:17it.
08:18You'd think I'd give her the crown jewels.
08:22You've got classes, mate?
08:24Yeah.
08:25Cheers.
08:31Well, it's just, like, so whitey, it's the way, do you know what I mean?
08:34Like, go away.
08:35Kayla, can I have a word?
08:41Look, this isn't going to be a day off, you know.
08:42I didn't think you needed to call your mates and to sort out a bunch of girls, so...
08:46Well, I just thought that you should be on the receiving end of gobbing aggressive for a change.
08:50Listen, if you're half as smart as you think you are,
08:52you'll see that this could be a good chance for you.
08:54Show them what you're made of.
08:55Well, I could give her stuff what that lot of thing could mean.
08:57Well, Andy wasn't born in her uniform, you know.
08:59He was a right scally when I first met him.
09:02A lot harder and scarier than you.
09:04Oh, so the army here to kick kids like me into shape?
09:06Well, if by kids like me you mean a disruptive bully and a slacker, yeah.
09:12Like it's that easy?
09:14Look, to be honest with you, Michaela, we're running out of options with you.
09:19Fine.
09:21Just give it a chance.
09:22You don't know anything about the army.
09:24It's not like I'm asking you to sign up, is it?
09:27Well, if you wanted to, you could make a really good impression today.
09:32I'll do my best, sir.
09:45First, we're going to be looking at what really brings the team together.
09:49Fear.
09:50Come on, then.
09:50Let's get you all in there.
09:53Now, one of the first things you learn in the army, or in any team,
09:56is that hardship, suffering, when you're scared,
09:59is when you learn most about the people around you.
10:11Now, I want you to imagine what it's like.
10:15It's hot.
10:17It's cramped.
10:20You do not want to be in there with people you don't like or trust.
10:31Now, you've stopped.
10:32Why are you doing that?
10:33You're surrounded by the enemy.
10:37Oh!
10:38What's that?
10:39What's that?
10:41What's going on?
10:44What's going on, sir?
10:47What's going on, sir?
10:50What's going on, sir?
10:52Help us!
10:53Everybody help!
10:55Help!
10:56Help!
10:56Come on!
10:59Dance me under the vehicle!
11:10Stingbomb. Looks like we've got a joker in our pack.
11:20Carla, we'll do the chorus, okay?
11:23Strumming my pain with his fingers.
11:27Okay, give it a go.
11:28Two, three, four.
11:31Strumming my pain with his fingers.
11:35I'll have one more go, okay?
11:38Two, three, four.
11:40Strumming my pain with his fingers.
11:42Carla, we need everyone here to be singing in the same key, okay?
11:48Strumming my pain.
11:51Okay?
11:52That's what I was singing.
11:54Singing? You could call it that.
12:02Right, now for some fun in the song.
12:07Tom should be treating you.
12:09Yeah, well we've got some savings in our holiday form.
12:16What?
12:19What's up?
12:23Our internet account. Half the money's gone.
12:27It's something I'd expect from a year seven class.
12:31Captain Andy and his men, they've come here to help us.
12:33Given up their time.
12:35And we do this.
12:36I didn't do nothing.
12:37I know some slapper who did.
12:39Listen to it calling me a slapper.
12:41At least I don't have an extension built for boys to look at me.
12:44Right, shut up the pair of you!
12:46Mr Clarkson, can I have a word please?
12:51Right you lot, let's get this truck clean.
12:54Someone's got into our internet account.
12:56We've stole two grand.
13:00Right.
13:04We haven't been robbed.
13:05I took the money out.
13:07But why?
13:09I've lent the money to Rose.
13:10What?
13:13She was in trouble, big trouble.
13:15She borrowed some money from someone every time.
13:17She asked me to help too.
13:19And where was I when you decided to do this?
13:21I'm sorry, look, I should have told you but I just thought I'd put it back before you noticed.
13:25What, so I've been on the wiser?
13:26I didn't mean it like that.
13:29So did Rose ask you for the money?
13:31Or did you offer it?
13:32Well, she asked me but...
13:34You see?
13:35You just can't refuse a sob story, can you?
13:37She's struggling with her family, she's really trying to get her active.
13:39Tom, she's a drunk.
13:42She's changed.
13:43Has she?
13:46I wonder how many bottles of vodka you can buy with two grand.
13:51She's off to drink.
13:53How do you know that?
13:57I can't tell you.
13:59There's something else that you're not telling me.
14:05Er...
14:06She's started going to AA.
14:09She's been sober since.
14:11And how do you know all this?
14:13I took her to her first meeting.
14:18Look, I'm sorry.
14:19It was meant to be confidential.
14:21Yeah, right.
14:24But this is her mess.
14:25She needs to sort it.
14:26Then she can't.
14:27Look, I couldn't see her go back on the streets.
14:29She came to me for help.
14:30What can I do?
14:31And what are we gonna do?
14:33Tom, that's our holiday money you've just given away.
14:36Look, I know.
14:37I'm sorry.
14:37I should've told you.
14:38It's just a long one.
14:39We'll get it back.
14:41Oh yeah, we will.
14:43Because I'm going to speak to Rose this break time.
14:50All right, that'll do.
14:59Carla?
15:09I think you've done really well since you came here.
15:12But I'm just thinking that maybe the choir's not right for you.
15:18I heard you did well in the maths challenge.
15:22I like maths.
15:23Yeah?
15:24And music.
15:27It's just your voice isn't really fitting in with what I'm trying to do here.
15:32I think it might be best if you...
15:37Maths is a fascinating subject.
15:40I think it'll give you more time to concentrate on all your puzzles.
15:47Can I go?
15:48Yeah.
15:49Of course.
16:02Quick.
16:05Gosh, what's this?
16:07It's a card for you.
16:09Right.
16:11Thanks.
16:13Are you not going to...
16:16You're not going to open it?
16:17Oh, sure.
16:28Oh, Philip.
16:30It's really sweet, but...
16:31I know it's just a card, but I made it myself.
16:34It's a thought that counts really, isn't it?
16:36Yeah.
16:37It's lovely.
16:41Look, Philip, I'm really grateful.
16:46For what you did at the party.
16:49Not...
16:49You know?
16:51I'd never do that to you.
16:53I really, really respect you for that.
16:58Yeah.
17:12Rose.
17:13You all right?
17:14Can you give us a minute, Candice?
17:15Hurry up!
17:18Debina's found out about the money.
17:20I didn't tell her that I'd given you it.
17:21You were joking.
17:22She's going to come and ask you about it.
17:24I told you that you would be an asshole by a loan shark.
17:27What did you say that for?
17:28Well, what did you want me to say?
17:29Well, you told me that you told her everything.
17:31I just thought it would be easier if it was between us.
17:34Oh, God. She'd be furious.
17:36I know.
17:37Why do I have to lie about the reason for borrowing us?
17:40Rose, just...
17:41Just do this for me.
17:43Yeah?
17:44Please.
17:44Okay.
17:49Right, you lot.
17:51Gobs shut.
17:52Ears open.
17:54Miss Shackleton is taking the lesson today.
17:58They're likely that's a start.
18:00And they don't know how lucky they are.
18:03This is Miss Shackleton's first day as a newly qualified teacher.
18:11Never seen this lot so animated.
18:13Yeah, well, just wait till she's been doing it for 25 years.
18:18They're all yours.
18:21They're all yours.
18:22Five-minute starter.
18:24Have you ever played Sentence Expansion?
18:27Grab a tyre and a plank.
18:33Can someone go and get Mr. Clarkson?
18:35I'll go.
18:36You.
18:37You.
18:38Just can't trust some people.
18:40Can you catch him rig there?
18:42Oi!
18:44Slow face!
18:45Yes!
18:45Come on, then!
18:46Yes!
18:46That's what you want!
18:47Come on!
18:48Yes!
18:50Come on, then!
18:51Get off me!
18:53Get off me!
18:55Get off me!
18:57Get off me!
18:58Oh!
18:59Hi!
18:59Get off me!
19:00Come on!
19:01Come on!
19:04Get off her!
19:06Get off her!
19:06Come on, now!
19:08Come over here!
19:11Move it!
19:13Move it!
19:20You can give me one word which expands on the information about this person
19:31Carla
19:34Grumpy
19:35Right
19:36The grumpy teacher
19:39By two words
19:42Carl Budgen
19:44Likes gambling
19:47Likes gambling
19:49And drinking beer
19:51Okay, I think we should stop there or I'll get into trouble
19:53Get into twos or threes, five minutes and do your own
20:05Carla, you okay?
20:08Mr Wallen doesn't like me
20:11No, that's not true
20:12It is
20:14I'm developing the ability to interpret non-verbal communication
20:19What's wrong?
20:21He doesn't want me to be in the choir
20:32Where's Mr Clarkson?
20:33I was hoping you'd be able to tell me that
20:36It's a good job there were five of us on hand
20:38I've seen a few unruly squaddies in my time, but this pair
20:42I'm extremely disappointed and more than a little embarrassed that you've had to sort this out, Captain Rigby
20:47I'm really sorry
20:47I'll deal with a man, Boris
20:49Okay, you two get inside
20:53Girls?
20:54I said get inside
21:09Carla
21:12She's bad, Davina
21:14Tone deaf
21:15Having half the choir away just highlights how bad she actually is
21:21But she loves singing
21:21And she's trying her best
21:25Can't you give her something repetitive to sing?
21:27I don't know, like a bass line or something
21:30I'm not having her doing some beatbox microphone thing, no
21:33Oh, please, Matt, give her a chance
21:35Look, this is a massive competition
21:37There's too much at stake
21:39Well, I could stand next to her, you know
21:41Help keep her in tune
21:45Look, I've been helping Carla for two years
21:47I'm not going to stop now
21:48And she really wants to do it
21:53I don't think it will work, okay, but
21:55Great, thanks
21:56She won't let you down
21:57I promise
21:59This next exercise is all about communication
22:02It's designed specifically to develop teamwork
22:05The aim of the exercise is to get from the start point
22:08To the finish point
22:10Using the equipment provided
22:19Notice any casualties?
22:21What?
22:23Your pet project
22:25Michaela
22:27The head had to come and drag her and Janice off
22:29They were trying to kill each other
22:31Got it, got it, got it
22:33Right, yes, go
22:34All the money and the work in
22:36Yep, got it
22:37Miss Mason took them inside
22:39Who am I talking to?
22:43Do you know how much we're paying these men to come and work with you?
22:46Hmm?
22:48Nothing
22:50Mr Clarkson asked for them
22:52And they showed up their own time, their own money
22:53Please
22:54You got something to say?
22:56Yeah
22:56They're not doing it for nothing
22:58They're doing it so kids will sign up
23:00That's what Miss Koresh said
23:02Did she know?
23:03Yeah
23:04And she said they're going to brainwash us so that we think it's fun and that
23:07And we don't have to do it
23:09Well, she's right about that
23:11You don't
23:14Do you know what?
23:15I don't think that I'd want to take you two back out there
23:17Even if you did want to continue
23:19Well, Miss
23:27I'm sorry
23:29It's my fault
23:34Sorry, Janice
23:37Do you want to continue?
23:39Yeah
23:39Didn't want to stop
23:41Right
23:42Well, we'll see if Captain Rigby will take you back, shall we?
23:46And you both owe him a grovelling apology
23:49Come on
23:57All right, you ready?
23:59Go
23:59Oh, Bruce, bring that thing over here
24:02What are we going to do?
24:03Well, I'm not going to leave here
24:04So I'll bring the squad to revisit you
24:07Right
24:12Remember, work as a team
24:14Oh, no
24:16Go, go, go
24:17Bring that in
24:18Miss Mason
24:19If we don't get cooperation, it's really not worth our time doing it
24:23I completely understand if you don't want to take these two back
24:25It's your decision
24:27Girls
24:28Sorry
24:30Shall we say it?
24:32It won't happen again
24:34We want to join in and keep fit and work as a team, innit?
24:38OK
24:44Look, don't worry about it
24:47Hiya!
24:48Hiya!
24:49Hiya!
24:49Hiya!
24:50Tom
24:51You have hassled me for weeks to get that out
24:54And you'll know where to be found when Mikaela and Janice are knocking seven bells out of each other
24:58I'm really sorry, that is sorted out
24:59I'm not interested
25:01Let's make sure everyone repeats
25:05What?
25:06It needs to be on the bench
25:07I wanted to get it
25:08I love it
25:09Thank you very much
25:11I love it
25:14I love it
25:15Can I help you?
25:16Rose
25:16Can I have a word?
25:20I was hoping you were going to show people you're more than just a gob on legs
25:24You'd make me look alright, Pratt
25:25Why do you care?
25:26You haven't even been here
25:28I'm allergic to wasted potential
25:30And you're better than this
25:32I really hoped you were going to get something out of today
25:34Doing a few press-ups doesn't make you into some kind of super-stop
25:37Grow up, Mikaela
25:38I didn't mean that
25:40This is about working with people
25:42Maybe seeing there's more to life than hanging around the late shop drinking cider
25:50Congratulations, by the way
25:52A proper teacher
25:57Is this about the money?
26:01Yeah, Tom did give me the money, which I'm dead grateful for
26:04But I had no idea, you didn't know
26:06So he lied to you as well?
26:08I'm so sorry if it's caused a problem between you
26:10I will give the money back
26:12You know, Tom has been an absolute star
26:14Helping my family and he's really been there for me
26:19Yeah
26:21He told me he's been taking you to AA meetings
26:25Sorry?
26:27Look, I need to be sure that Tom's not being taken for a mug
26:31You see, you can't resist a cause
26:36So, how much is it that you owe?
26:38Oh, I'm not prepared to discuss that with you
26:41You'll have to speak to Tom
26:43Oh, I do speak to him
26:46I speak to him about most things
26:54What are all that about?
26:56That was about trusting someone and them kicking you in the teeth
27:02I just want to know, is Michaela White up to real tricks?
27:04You know, telling fibs on t-shirts, that sort of thing
27:08A little speech about the army and brainwashing and civil disobedience
27:12The girls asked me for my opinion
27:14I wasn't going to lie to them
27:16Okay, er, one-sided arguments presented by an authority figure to impressionable minds is brainwashing Jasmine
27:23And you don't think that's what the army will be doing?
27:26Look, why didn't you go and have a look for yourself?
27:27Yeah? If you can see any evidence of a recruitment drive or a stray kid running a mock with an
27:32AK-47
27:33Come and let me know
27:35You are a professional, so you keep your personal opinions to yourself
27:56How's it going?
27:57Some football training?
27:59Just not quite there as a team
28:00Get away from us!
28:01Yeah, well, I will do because I'm-
28:03Arjunie!
28:04We'll be trying to get the girls to unite against the common enemy
28:07You lot, the teachers
28:09Over the assault course
28:11I'm sure we can drum up a few volunteers, get a staff team together
28:15Er...
28:15Come on!
28:16We'll really motivate the girls
28:19Well, yeah, could work, I suppose
28:22What do we do once we've finished the questions?
28:25Just move on to the next text
28:31I'll have a word with Miss Mason
28:34You're sorry for whoever's rattled her cage
28:38Oh!
28:39Oh my God!
28:41You can't stop to tell anyone
28:43Rose Kelly's just slapped Clarkson one
28:49I thought you were someone I could trust
28:55Okay, everyone back in the scene
28:57I said sit down!
28:59Now!
29:00Awesome!
29:01That's the funniest thing I've ever seen
29:03You said I made you look like a brat
29:05Yes, Clarkson!
29:08Is Mr Clarkson in trouble, Miss?
29:11What's he done wrong?
29:16Okay, everyone pack up
29:21Mummy misses you, I love you
29:24Muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah
29:27Everything's fine
29:29The cottage has got a huge garden
29:31She's been toddling everywhere
29:32We're having a brilliant time
29:34I don't know what I'd have done without you Steph, honest
29:36Listen, you're doing me a favour
29:38I deserve this sickie after all the hours I've put in at that place this term
29:42I'm just worried about you getting into trouble
29:44Remember, do not open the door to anyone, alright?
29:47Look, will you stop worrying?
29:49We're doing the right thing for Grace
29:51And you know that we are
29:53When's the Home Office coming round?
29:55Tonight
29:57Tell you what, I've not slept for a week
29:59Come on, you're dealing with stroppy kids all day
30:02You can go up with a couple of penpushers
30:04I'm not sure about that, but
30:06Look, I'm gonna head over as soon as I finish up here on Friday, alright?
30:10Okay, well, as you pull off the main road, there's a little offie on the left
30:14So something cheap and chilled
30:16For me, thank you very much
30:19Look, I'm gonna have to go
30:21I'll, erm, I'll see you later
30:23Say bye-bye mummy
30:24Bye baby
30:26Miss you, see you soon
30:40Did you get things right with the money?
30:42No
30:43What did Tom say?
30:46What's the matter?
30:47Nothing, fine
30:49Yeah, so you are
30:51You're gonna be late for your own party
30:53I don't think I could face smiling at everyone
30:55What's happened?
30:58The money
31:00Tom lent it to Rose
31:01What?
31:02What for?
31:03And I've just seen us slap him
31:05On the playing field in front of all the kids
31:12Oi
31:14Why do I keep seeing you hanging on my fit, Mella?
31:17Because we're going out, that's why
31:18She might be a little bit loopy, but she's not desperate, alright?
31:21Yeah?
31:22Is that where me and her got together at my party then, is it?
31:24Look, she was using you, alright?
31:26To make me jealous
31:27Like, she wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole
31:29I've got news for you, mate
31:31I just have a chat to her now, yeah?
31:33She told me she really, really likes me
31:44Keep walking
31:46Okay, folks, I've got a request from the girls' football team
31:50Now, they have lain down a challenge for any able-bodied members of staff to do an assault course after
31:55lunch
31:56So, who wants to do it?
31:57Hmm?
31:58Oh, come on, I've signed up for it
32:00Two dodgy knees and a dodgy back
32:02Come on, we can't let them down
32:05Huh?
32:06Hang on
32:08Only qualified teacher status
32:15I'm sorry I'm late
32:18Superstar!
32:20Where's Tom?
32:21God, I thought he could have dragged himself off the assault course to come and help you celebrate
32:25Oh, sorry
32:28Has Tom made a disparaging remark about Rose's culinary skills?
32:33Leave it, Grantley
32:34Hmm?
32:35Well, I've just seen Rose Kelly slapping one in the playing field
32:39Not a bad right hand, is it, Hans?
32:55See that right up?
32:56Lots of story there
32:57Yeah, but is he having an affair?
32:59No
33:00No way
33:00It's none of your business
33:01It is when she's bumping him right in front of us
33:05Maybe
33:05She's stalking him like that Philip did with you
33:07Funny you should say that
33:10Oh my god, what is he like?
33:12Assistant
33:13Flick, there is only one way to deal with lads like this
33:16Tell him straight
33:17I've tried, honestly
33:18It's the only way, you've got to be dead cruel
33:21You up for this teachers v pupils race?
33:23Yeah
33:24Very good
33:25Good
33:25I'll let you lot sort the running order
33:30I'll go last
33:30What?
33:31Why?
33:32Cause
33:32If we're behind, I can run faster than any of you's lot
33:35Yeah, right
33:35Janice, how are you gonna fit into that net with those space uppers on your chest?
33:38How are you with that bouncy castle living arse?
33:40Ha ha
33:41You wanna win, don't you?
33:43So we need to start doing what they've been telling us to and play to our strengths
33:46That way, we'll beat him
33:48Easy
33:54Do you want to hang with that?
33:58Do you want to hang with that?
33:58I can't believe I just did that
34:01Why did I do that?
34:04What made you so mad?
34:07I mean, were it the fact that he told someone you'd go to AA or, er, was it that he
34:11told Davina?
34:14What do you mean?
34:15Well, she's his partner
34:17You expect him to keep secrets from her?
34:21What am I gonna do?
34:23I can't wear your hot clothes
34:26I mean, there you've got a block bending backwards to help you and what do you do? Give him a
34:30crack?
34:31I don't know what I was thinking
34:33I'm so ashamed
34:37What?
34:39Tell me to mind my own business if you want, but, er, it sounds like jealousy to me
34:51Ooh, flick it, flick it
34:53That ex-boyfriend of yours is a total Mr. Cro-Magnon
34:57Who, it's all predated homo sapiens and bigger foreheads, it's not a problem
35:01Philip, I'm busy
35:03Now, I know that you're on the rebound, okay?
35:06And I understand what that's like, you know, I've read up on it
35:08So you probably shouldn't be committed, alright?
35:11And, er, we can leave it a month
35:12And I know that card was a bit naff
35:14But I'm really sorry about that
35:16I'll get you a really good present next time, okay?
35:18Answer me this, do you like bracelets?
35:20Philip, I'm sorry if you've got a different impression of me, but I'm not
35:24No, no, I'm the one who should be sorry, I don't know what I mean
35:26You knock me out, it's cringe city
35:29Philip, I'm not interested, okay?
35:31Not now, a month, a year
35:32Stop following me!
35:34And no more cards
35:40Okay, see you later
35:42Later
35:43We said six o'clock
35:47No, I understand
35:48I understand, but I'm at work
35:53Yeah
35:55No
35:56No, it's fine, it's fine
35:59Okay
36:02See you then
36:09Now the final challenge
36:11Pupils versus staff
36:14Straightforward relay
36:15On my whistle
36:16Round the course
36:18With the baton
36:19Bring it all the way back round to the start
36:22Hand the baton over
36:23And we go again
36:24Okay, pupils?
36:26Yeah?
36:27Teachers?
36:27Oh yeah
36:28Yeah, okay
36:28After you lot have had a bash
36:30My lot will show you how it's really done
36:32So, we'll put a clock on it
36:33See if you can beat us
36:35Okay, get yourselves ready
36:36May the best team win
36:38One, two, three, four
36:40Alright?
36:40Oh yeah?
36:41Oh yeah
36:43Okay, standby
36:47Three
36:47Five
36:49One
36:50I know I'm not the only one
36:54I know I'm not the only one
36:57I know you're still in theиса stres
36:59For down into the basement
37:01You said i know i'm not your only one
37:04I know i'm not your only one
37:06But you keep onuzing around
37:08Keep running around
37:10Monday
37:14But you keep on coming back, keep on coming back
37:26Maybe, maybe not now
37:31Maybe, maybe not now
37:33I've got a phone that I need to put
37:36Let me spread it on my sensitive
37:38Cause I know I'm not your own one
37:44Do you want to take the last leg?
37:45No, no, no!
37:51It's tougher than it looks, is it?
37:53But don't worry, you're up against Michaela
37:55She's only the fastest and the fittest in the team
38:08Maybe, maybe not now
38:10You keep on coming back, keep on coming back
38:14Keep on coming back
38:31On the rim, Michaela, not through each
38:44Six minutes, 52 seconds
38:5152 seconds
38:57Have you shown up yet?
39:04No
39:06He's got a lot of explaining to do
39:07I spent half my life waiting on Tom
39:10He's always too busy saving people
39:13Do you know what?
39:14That's what I liked about him
39:16That he was a genuine guy
39:18You know, he'd help anyone
39:22But this is different
39:24I mean, I help people
39:26Carla, she...
39:27You've done a brilliant job with that, Casey
39:28Yeah, but the thing is, you help people and then you move on
39:32And that's what being a teacher's about
39:36But Tom with Rose
39:40I don't know whether he can walk away this time
39:44And if he can't do that, then...
39:46Then you need to speak to him
39:52You know, today was supposed to be my big day
39:55And it's just been awful
39:57It's just been humiliating
39:59Everyone's talking about it
40:02Even all the staff think they're sleeping together
40:05No, they don't
40:07Davina
40:08You really need to go and speak to Tom
40:12Please
40:14Right, your turn now
40:16Okay
40:17We go in pairs, twice round
40:21Ready
40:22Steady
40:27You really worked as a team there
40:29I'm proud of you, girls
40:31You did really well
40:32You're all winners
40:41Go on, man
40:46Go on, get into that
40:47Let it move on
40:49Oh, my eyes
40:53It steams
40:57My eyes
40:58It steams
40:59Tom, what are you doing?
41:01Can you believe it, girls?
41:02It's chili powder
41:02We've been here, aren't we?
41:05Oh, my God
41:07You're a fighting machine to cry for girls in the flaming net!
41:09Oh, I'm trying to give her the show of your face in the officer's mess again!
41:13Chilli powder!
41:14I'm a soldier!
41:16Look, I'm really sorry, mate. You're all right. Look, we'll find out who did this.
41:20It doesn't take too much working out. Who's the last one under the net?
41:33Sir, should I go and get her?
41:36Sir?
41:36No, they'll be here.
41:41Hey!
41:44I heard what happened. Are you OK?
41:47Yeah, I'm fine.
41:48Listen, we don't have to do this now.
41:50Let's just get on with it, yeah?
41:52OK.
41:54Right, guys, form a group, please. Settle down.
42:01OK!
42:01All right!
42:02Here's Carla.
42:04Bass line.
42:06C.
42:06G.
42:08C.
42:09G.
42:11Dom.
42:11Dom.
42:12Dom.
42:13Dom.
42:14You do it for me?
42:14Dom.
42:16Dom.
42:17Dom.
42:18Dom.
42:19Dom.
42:20Dom.
42:22Dom.
42:23Dom.
42:24Dom.
42:25Dom.
42:26Dom.
42:27Dom.
42:28Dom.
42:29Dom.
42:29All together.
42:31Dom.
42:36Dom.
42:41Dom.
42:43Dom.
42:48Dom.
42:52Dom.
42:53Dom.
42:54Dom.
42:54Dom.
42:55Dom.
42:56Dom.
42:56Dom.
42:57Dom.
42:57Dom.
42:57Dom.
42:59Dom.
42:59up little morons like you. Get this lot in a line. Do you know that stink bomb earlier
43:08today just about sums you lot up? Your whole attitude stinks. You want me? I didn't do
43:26anything. I never said you did. Feeling guilty about something. It looks like it. Your eyes are
43:35darting all over the place. I can spot a liar a mile away and I'm looking at one right now.
43:43Do you know what we do with liars in the army? I'm not bothered because you're all liars.
43:49The lot of you. Leave me alone. I've had enough. McKayla, get back here.
43:57I'm not a flaming gnome. No, Sue, wait. It can't have been McKayla. Brother was in the army
44:03fought in Iraq. McKayla? McKayla? Wait. Why? I don't get it. Why would you let yourself down
44:22like this? Let all us down? What? To make the army look like idiots? They are idiots. You
44:27were really up for it today. You were doing really well. Those soldiers, they were impressed
44:31with you. So what?
44:37You never told me you had a brother that was in the army?
44:41You never asked. They kicked him out. He came back so messed up, he couldn't even make
44:48it through the rehabilitation unit. Is that what all this is about? I just wanted him to
44:52know what it feels like. For whose benefit? Yours or your brother's? Look, don't play the
45:02dull insolence routine with me, McKayla. You're far too intelligent for that. Do you know how
45:08serious this is? You know, you're lucky I'm not phoning the police right now. For what?
45:13Chucking some chilli powder about? Those lads, they didn't deserve what you did to them. And
45:17I don't know your brother, but I bet he'd think the same.
45:20Jane? I'm going to give you a chance to put this right. Now go to the cooler, now. Go on.
45:33What are you going to do? I'm not going to do anything. Go.
46:01What are you going to do?
46:21Miss Campbell, this is a warrant authorizing a search of the premises.
46:25May I come in, please?
46:29Yeah, okay.
46:44What unit was he in?
46:49Quint a dear God.
46:52That's a great outfit.
46:54I'm not surprised he's devastated to be out.
47:03When your brother signed up, he knew the risks, right?
47:07Yeah, but it's all he goes on about.
47:13So stupid.
47:14Why can't they just let me back in?
47:17Probably because he'd be a liability.
47:20It sounds harsh, but he'll know that.
47:24Maybe you could take his place.
47:27You've enough fighting spirit for our whole battalion.
47:30And the skills you've shown today.
47:34Covert operations.
47:36Disabling the enemy.
47:38Pretty resourceful stuff.
47:43I'm sorry, sir.
47:46You've got brains.
47:49And an eye on Will.
47:53And, in a twisted sort of a way,
47:56you fought for what you believed in.
48:00I bet you really enjoyed taking part today.
48:06You think you could handle a real thing?
48:10I do.
48:15If you want to know more about our playing,
48:17let me know.
48:20Yeah.
48:22Yeah, I will.
48:23Get my number from Nobby.
48:26Mr Clarkson.
48:30Thanks, sir.
48:41Right, that's it.
48:42Thanks, everyone.
48:43Well done.
48:46Nice one.
48:47Same time tomorrow, yeah?
48:48Thanks, Matt.
48:52Hi, love.
48:53Sorry I missed the buffet.
48:55How's your face?
48:57Look, I know.
48:59This whole thing's just got out of hand.
49:00You know what Rose is like.
49:02No.
49:04Maybe you can tell me.
49:06Could we talk about it later?
49:07I can't leave Andy on his own again.
49:08It's been a crazy day.
49:10Yeah.
49:11Yeah, it certainly has.
49:12Well, if I is a teacher,
49:14lose two grand,
49:16I think my boyfriend's having an affair.
49:18What?
49:20What?
49:20Is that what you think?
49:21Look, Davina, nothing's happened.
49:23Nothing?
49:25You've lent her money.
49:27Made arrangements with her behind my back.
49:30She's confided in you.
49:32And the next thing,
49:33she's slapping you in front of the whole school.
49:35It wasn't like that.
49:36Look, can we talk about this later?
49:38We'll talk about it properly, eh?
49:40Tom.
49:40You just do what you need to do.
49:42Look, Davina, please.
49:43You've got absolutely nothing to be worried about.
49:57Find anything?
49:58Find anything?
50:06Now, you arrived on the 15th.
50:11Our source informs us you were travelling with a minor.
50:14Aged 18 months?
50:16We've been through all this.
50:18I came on my own.
50:20No baby.
50:22I don't have a baby.
50:25Look, I don't know where you're getting your information from or who this source is.
50:30Trafficking is a serious crime, Miss Campbell.
50:34Why are you telling me that?
50:39Do you know what?
50:39I've had enough of this.
50:41You know, I'll let you come in here.
50:42You've looked around.
50:43What more can I give you?
50:45I'll be in touch.
50:48Naturally, if there's any information you'd like to share.
50:55I might be calling on you again.
50:57Well, if you do, I'll give you the name of my solicitor.
51:06Cheers, mate.
51:07You can be a eaters for tea, I think.
51:09Shame to waste good chilli powder.
51:16Not the way you thought things would turn out, eh, Tom?
51:19I should have seen it coming.
51:20Sorry.
51:21Well, at least you got something positive out of Michaela White.
51:24See ya.
51:26We are definitely going out tonight.
51:28I'm desperate for a drink.
51:43You're not going to hit me, are you?
51:45Tom, I am so sorry.
51:47Forget it.
51:48No, you've done so much for me, and I...
51:50Oi, it's fine.
51:51Okay, it's forgotten.
51:53Listen, I think it'd be better if we just steer clear of each other for a while.
51:56They've really just got the wrong end of the stick, that's all.
51:58I think it's for the best, Tom.
52:01I don't want to rock any boats.
52:08Hey.
52:10She was just apologising for what happened.
52:11She's mortified.
52:12You're lucky you've been there for her.
52:14Well, look, she's got a lot on her plate.
52:16There's absolutely nothing going on.
52:19Really?
52:21She's just vulnerable.
52:22She needs support.
52:26And where does it stop, Tom?
52:28All the support.
52:30Davina, look, I'll stop tutoring her.
52:32I'll stop taking her to meetings.
52:34I'll stay well away from her.
52:37And why would you do that?
52:39I thought that's what you wanted.
52:45Look, um...
52:46Jasmine's gonna give me enough time, so...
52:51We'll still go out tonight, though, yeah?
52:53Celebrate properly.
53:42Steph, hey, it's me.
53:45He's gone.
53:47I was absolutely...
53:50All I could see was this grubby little handprint on the table.
53:58No, no.
53:59You know what these bureaucrats are like?
54:01Completely clueless.
54:04Yeah, good to give it to her.
54:06She's an accomplished liar.
54:08But, yeah, I think there's grounds for a full investigation, Miss Campbell.
54:17Hiya, love.
54:24Davina?
54:40So, have you booked anywhere yet?
54:42I haven't had time yet, have I?
54:44Why are you trying that new burger place?
54:46It's supposed to be all right in there.
54:47I could do better than that, soft lad.
54:50Tom?
54:50I'm sorry.
55:00Yes, that's right.
55:01I can't do that.
55:06You can do it.
55:09I can do it.
55:20Tom?
55:22Tom?
55:24Tom, is everything alright?
55:28Tom?
55:42Tom?
55:45What's going on?
55:48Do I need to go
55:51Tom?
55:53Before your splintered heart
55:59Opens up
56:00He takes my soul
56:03Tom, what's going on?
56:10Tom, what's happened?
56:22Tom?
56:23Tom, please
56:31I see
56:34Scattered pictures
56:37Of lonely child
56:42How long
56:45How long
56:46How long
56:46She's gone, Chloe
56:47Do I need to go
56:49How long
56:59She's left me
57:03He's
57:04As
57:04As
57:11As
57:12As
57:30As
57:31As