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00:20What are you doing?
00:21Not everyone looking.
00:24Not just me, are they?
00:25I mean it.
00:26That is nice looking.
00:29You alright lads?
00:31Have a look.
00:33It's nothing, mate.
00:33Honest.
00:34Come on, mate.
00:35Cool.
00:36Yeah, nice.
00:39Yeah, what the hell?
00:41No, listen, yeah.
00:42What do you think you're playing at?
00:43No, listen.
00:44There's that.
00:44Next time.
00:51Hello!
00:53What do you think you're playing at?
00:56No, listen.
00:57Next time.
00:58No, it was a good course and it was nice to have a few days away as well.
01:02Shame you couldn't have been there.
01:03Well, I felt I was.
01:04You texted me about it ten times.
01:06So you didn't miss me then?
01:08Oh.
01:08Was I supposed to?
01:10Are we officially going out now?
01:11Morning.
01:12Morning.
01:14I am so glad I am doing the sex education class for the year elevens today.
01:18Are you?
01:20Good grief.
01:21Just, er, some of the things that I've managed to pick up on the high street on the way to
01:24work this morning.
01:25Yeah, well, if you go looking for it.
01:27I can't believe that our kids are surrounded by this stuff 24-7.
01:31Welcome back to Old Blighty.
01:32It's moved on a bit.
01:33Well, I think we need to move on with it.
01:35If we can't stop them from being surrounded by this nonsense, then the least we can do
01:39is put it into context.
01:41Phew.
01:52Are you stalking me now?
01:54Maybe.
01:59Marley, stop.
02:01Not until you take me back.
02:03Come on, Flit.
02:04This is killing me.
02:05And this is killing me.
02:13Is it the right one?
02:16How...
02:16How did you know?
02:18Oh, just a couple of hours, traipsing around the store, smelling every single perfume going.
02:22So, come on, Flit.
02:23Will you go book out with me again?
02:25All right, all right.
02:26Just get up and stop making us both look like divs.
02:28Really?
02:29Yes, really.
02:29Molly.
02:33Look, we do things properly this time, yeah?
02:35No more sneaking around or hiding from my dad.
02:39Molly, I mean it.
02:40No, no, I won't.
02:41I promise.
02:41I've been thinking exactly the same thing.
02:44No, seriously.
02:45I probably didn't handle things properly before, did I?
02:47No, you didn't.
02:49Okay?
02:49So me and your dad have got a few issues, but we'll sort them, okay?
02:54Yeah.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Yeah.
02:58Yeah.
03:14Cool.
03:15Yes.
03:20Many of you are ready.
03:21Hello.
03:22There you are.
03:22You got me.
03:23Go.
03:24I'm not ready.
03:24Don't leave a room, you got me.
03:24Yes, you're gonna be honest.
03:40Do you really think it's a good idea leaving Kim in charge of sex, Ed?
03:44I mean, it's a sensitive enough subject for parents and couples as it is without getting the sledgehammer involved.
03:49Well, why don't I just wait and see how she handles things this morning before we jump to any conclusions,
03:53Ed?
03:54Oh, here he is, the birthday boy.
03:57Happy birthday, girl.
03:58Cheers, eh?
04:01Oh, it's a big day for him, isn't it, eh?
04:03A big one-six.
04:05Yeah, I just wish the mum could be around to appreciate her.
04:08Well, she hasn't been in touch with him either?
04:09Nope. Not a call, not a card, not even a text.
04:12You know that he's asked to have a party at mine tonight.
04:15He only needs something to cheer him up, doesn't he?
04:17And, you know, if things get out of hand, you can always, um, step in and help out.
04:21Oh, I can, can I?
04:23Oh, please, there's the only chance I'm going to get an adult conversation all night.
04:27I haven't been to a house party in years.
04:30I might have to go and dust off me old glow sticks and everything.
04:37So the rumours are true, are they?
04:39Oh, yes.
04:39Entered us into a choir competition.
04:41Well, it's early days yet.
04:43These haven't been up long, but the kids seem keen.
04:46Well, what about the heats? Do you think we're up to it?
04:48Uh, I'm, uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure we can get them there.
04:51But if you're worried, I can always give you a showcase sometime.
04:54Really?
04:55Oh, great, okay. Well, how about today, after school?
04:59Yeah.
05:00Oh, yeah, look forward to it.
05:06Well, you guys look so grinny about it.
05:08Me and Flick, it's back on.
05:11Oh, son, that is so fantastic. Well done.
05:15Look, um, I've still got to get that money back to Ralph, though, yeah?
05:21Mum, tell me you've managed to get someone to get back, please.
05:23No, I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
05:25Mum, I don't need working on that. I need it done, okay?
05:27I'm sorting it, Marley. Trust me.
05:36Right, what I want to try and do this morning
05:39is burst some of the myths that you've been getting
05:42about sex and sexual behaviour.
05:45Favourite positions? I've done that, done that.
05:48I've done them all, man.
05:50I think Bolton's got a few myths of his own, miss,
05:52thinking he's some kind of expert.
05:54No more than you, slag.
05:58Now, why would Michaela be a slag
06:01when you would be a stud for sleeping around?
06:03Exactly.
06:04Er, I've not been sleeping around.
06:06Right, let's just stop with all the sexual insults, okay?
06:10If you're not giving each other a hard time
06:12for having too much sex, it's for having too little.
06:15Or none at all.
06:18Bolton, have you ever heard the expression
06:20all mouth and no trousers?
06:28What's that?
06:30My lesson plans.
06:32I thought you could have a read through them.
06:34Check them for me.
06:35Add them to the pile.
06:37Right.
06:38Okay.
06:40What's the use
06:41in me having a fully qualified teacher
06:43as a boyfriend
06:44if he's not going to give me
06:46some extracurricular attention?
06:50All right.
06:52All right, you've got me.
06:53But, um, I hope you realise
06:55what a risk I'm taking
06:56giving one of my pupils special favours.
06:58Well, if you get these done for me
06:59by the end of today,
07:00then I might just repay
07:02your special favours.
07:03It's mine.
07:09All right, here's one for you.
07:11When it comes to the battle of the sexes,
07:14who do you think's got it easiest,
07:15boys or girls?
07:16Boys, girls, girls, boys.
07:19No way.
07:19Hey, you have.
07:20We've got to make sure you've got protection
07:22so we don't end up getting pregnant.
07:23Exactly.
07:24And we've got to make sure
07:25we're protected
07:25so we don't get nothing.
07:27Look, as long as everybody
07:28is protected against
07:29sexually transmitted infections,
07:31that is the main thing.
07:32Yeah, but, miss,
07:33what about, you know,
07:34us girls being expected
07:35to hold on to our virginity
07:36while that lot can just
07:38lose it as soon as?
07:39Girls get to do the picking, yeah?
07:41We've got to do all the hard work
07:42persuading us to sleep with us
07:43in the first place.
07:44Yeah, well, it's not our fault
07:45you think with that
07:46rather than this, is it?
07:48The point is,
07:50if we weren't all so competitive,
07:52we wouldn't be rushing to do anything
07:54without thinking it through
07:55for ourselves
07:55instead of, well,
07:57instead of letting others
07:57do it for us.
07:59It's only you
08:00that knows
08:01when you are ready.
08:02All right, so if that means
08:04waiting or staying a virgin
08:06for longer than you planned,
08:07then so be it.
08:12An independent and responsible
08:14attitude towards sexual activity,
08:17well, that can help stop
08:19the spread of STIs.
08:20Maybe just stop Michaela
08:21from sleeping around.
08:23Bolton, please.
08:24No, it's OK, miss.
08:26Because I know
08:27I haven't got anything.
08:28In spite of what
08:29some people might be saying,
08:30I haven't slept around
08:31at all.
08:34I'm a virgin,
08:35if you must know.
08:37And it's my choice
08:38and it's my business
08:39and I'm happy with it.
08:41Has anybody
08:42got a problem with that?
08:44No, I don't think anyone does.
08:46Thank you, Michaela.
08:47Well done.
08:50Anyone else want to
08:51express their individuality?
08:54Yeah.
08:55All right.
08:57I'm a virgin, too.
08:59Get over it.
09:06I don't think that's my choice,
09:08though, is it, me?
09:09Quiet.
09:11Quiet.
09:12Philip.
09:14Philip.
09:15Do you see you?
09:16What have I done?
09:20Philip.
09:22Philip.
09:23God, I'm sorry.
09:27That didn't go quite to plan.
09:28It's absolutely my fault.
09:30You gonna fix it for me, then?
09:32Of course I can't.
09:33Exactly.
09:33It's my problem.
09:35Philip, you're 16.
09:37Like, this is not a competition.
09:39Yeah, it is.
09:40And then, once you do do it,
09:42all that comes about
09:42who can do it the most
09:43and who's the best.
09:44Don't get caught up in all that.
09:47That's what I've just been
09:47trying to tell you.
09:48Well, tell them.
09:51All right, then I will.
09:53I will.
09:53I'll get a hold of lots of information
09:55that'll make them think twice
09:56about the promiscuous behaviour.
09:58So that's gonna solve my problem, is it?
10:01No, it's not.
10:03Look, the truth is,
10:05this is one of something
10:06you are gonna have to figure out yourself,
10:07but
10:08what I will say is
10:11things happen
10:12when they happen.
10:14Right?
10:14And when they do,
10:15you wanna make sure
10:16that it is with the right person,
10:18under the right circumstances.
10:20Someone you care about
10:21and someone who cares about you.
10:24you only get to give
10:25this thing away once.
10:27So when you do,
10:28just
10:29make sure it means something.
10:34Thanks, miss.
10:38Oh, but Bolton's right, though.
10:39I mean,
10:40I've never even had the choice.
10:41You know, I'm never gonna.
10:43No, not with that
10:44self-pitying attitude, you're not.
10:49Philip.
10:55Mr. Walden's asked me
10:56to remind anyone
10:57that's attending his choir practice
10:58that you'll be meeting
10:59in C12 at break today.
11:03You're coming.
11:05No way.
11:06Well, I still went out
11:07my alder, aren't you?
11:08Yeah.
11:09Just
11:09I could have sworn it was you
11:11right back and back.
11:11Actually, it's last week
11:12with Ryan.
11:14I'm not getting out now,
11:15would you?
11:16Are you mates
11:17of Katie and Jo?
11:18Yeah.
11:19Oh, yeah,
11:19I thought it was you
11:20in the photos.
11:21You know,
11:21smoking in the girls' toilets
11:23last Wednesday.
11:25I can check if you want.
11:27Or you and the rest
11:28can just come along
11:28to choir practice.
11:30Okay, I'll be there.
11:34Nice work.
11:38Hiya, love.
11:38Hiya.
11:39Hey.
11:40Hey.
11:41Oh,
11:41more treats.
11:42Yeah, it's nothing.
11:43We had a bunch left over
11:44so I just thought
11:44you might fancy them.
11:45Cheers, Rose.
11:47It's just a little
11:48thank you for coming
11:48along to the AA meetings
11:49with me.
11:50Well, all I do
11:51is sit outside
11:52in the car.
11:53Well, it means a lot
11:54to have someone there
11:55for me.
11:57I'm really not keen
11:59on doing all this
11:59behind Avina's back.
12:01I know,
12:02but please don't tell her, Tom.
12:04It's hard enough
12:05keeping a lid
12:05on this as it is.
12:06I'd die
12:06if anyone else
12:07found out.
12:10Please.
12:11Okay.
12:33Can I speak to
12:35Detective Inspector Mellor, please?
12:39Are you with Ron
12:40from that one?
12:53Hi.
12:54You all right there?
12:56Yeah, sorry.
12:57I was just on my way
12:59to see someone.
13:01Oh, okay.
13:02Well, if you want
13:03to go through
13:03those doors there,
13:04then you can register
13:05with security
13:05on your way in.
13:09Thanks for your help.
13:15Hang on.
13:15I thought you wanted
13:16to see...
13:16It's okay, love.
13:17I'll come back later.
13:21Thanks again.
13:26I did try
13:27and talk to him,
13:29but it...
13:29Well, how's that
13:29going to help?
13:31He's probably
13:31going to get more grief
13:32because you brought
13:33it out in the open.
13:34Well, someone
13:34clearly needed to.
13:37Look,
13:38I know
13:38that you're not
13:39his mum,
13:39but someone
13:41does need
13:42to talk to him
13:42about sex.
13:43Right.
13:44Well, thanks, Kim.
13:46Right.
13:50Great.
13:51She makes a mess
13:51of things
13:52and needs you
13:52to pick up the pieces.
13:53Just what you need.
13:54Okay,
13:54this is where
13:55I need to hold
13:55my hands up
13:56because I need
13:57your help.
13:58Oh, please, Eddie.
13:59Look, I just feel
14:00that this is...
14:01It's like it's
14:02too close to home
14:03for me
14:03and I know
14:03he's going to
14:04listen to you.
14:05Rachel,
14:05some things
14:06are best left
14:06to sort themselves
14:07out.
14:07I don't think
14:08this is any
14:08of our business.
14:09That's exactly
14:09what it is.
14:10Just listen
14:11for a second.
14:12It's his 16th birthday.
14:14His mother's
14:14just upped
14:15and left him.
14:15He lives
14:16with the head
14:17teacher of his school
14:18and that's difficult
14:18enough for any lad
14:19to deal with,
14:19let alone Philip.
14:20And now,
14:21you want me
14:22to talk to him
14:23about how he might
14:24not have had sex yet.
14:25You might as well
14:26write happy virgin
14:27on his birthday cake
14:27and I've done
14:28with it.
14:36Funny,
14:36when they said
14:37there was some
14:37dodgy looking lad
14:38at reception
14:38asking after me,
14:39the last person
14:40I expected to see
14:41was you.
14:42I want to sort
14:43things out between us.
14:44Once and for all,
14:45but properly this time,
14:46yeah?
14:46We did that already.
14:48You're not getting
14:48any more cash.
14:49Look, I made a mistake.
14:51Okay, you can have
14:52the money back,
14:52I just need a bit of
14:53time to get hold
14:53of it, okay?
14:54What are you talking
14:54about?
14:55Me and Philip,
14:57we love each other
14:59and we're going to
14:59be together,
15:00I know that now.
15:01You can't love her
15:02if you were going to
15:02walk away for five
15:03grand.
15:06How much can you
15:07love her if you were
15:07prepared to do
15:08what you did?
15:09That she would
15:09never forgive Eva
15:10if she'd found out
15:11what happened.
15:12Are you threatening
15:13me?
15:13No, I'm just,
15:15I'm just saying
15:16we've both got as
15:16much to lose here,
15:17okay?
15:17So can we just
15:18put this behind us?
15:19You know,
15:20and get on like
15:20nothing happened?
15:22I bet you planned
15:23this all along,
15:24didn't you?
15:25Get the cash
15:26and the girl.
15:27How much more
15:27is it going to take?
15:29Don't you get it?
15:30No amount of money
15:31in the world
15:32is going to stop me
15:32from seeing Flick.
15:38all right.
15:40You win.
15:42Thanks for finally
15:43having the guts
15:44to be honest with me.
15:45I respect that.
16:03If X is 500, what is Y?
16:11Phil.
16:14Philip.
16:17Don't know.
16:18Well, it's not that hard.
16:20Everyone else seems
16:21to have done it already.
16:22Story of your life, mate.
16:26Phil, why were it
16:28outside, mate?
16:30Just get on with
16:32your work, please.
16:42So, you want to tell me
16:44what's up?
16:45Nothing.
16:46Something is.
16:50Campbell's all used
16:51as well as that whole school.
16:53Look, Miss Campbell's a bit
16:56in your face.
17:00just try and forget
17:01about it.
17:02Might as well forget
17:03about my party as well.
17:04Nothing to celebrate now.
17:06No one's going to want
17:07to come to some
17:09loser virgin's party anyway,
17:10so I'm calling the whole thing up.
17:12Hey, hey, hey.
17:14OK, let's open it a little minute.
17:20Bye, bye.
17:31See you guys now.
17:32Bye.
17:41See you next time.
17:44okay welcome welcome could see so many places being so keen someone died no which is fine
17:56okay right so choral music yeah it's all about singing together okay all your voices singing
18:08as one right chosen a piece of music that some of you might be familiar with just to help reinforce
18:14this message okay let's just go from the top see how we get on okay when the night
18:43so is one of these little ones kim campbell's then yeah this one why oh just friend of the
18:52families do you mind if i take a couple i think i better go and get someone oh come on
18:57it'll be
18:57a nice surprise for kim she's probably busy now yeah come on you can be in it as well if
19:01you like
19:02okay
19:20thanks
19:23thanks
19:24what's going on
19:27hey did you hear me
19:47okay stop there
19:48i know this is the first run through but that was
19:55tell me you weren't even trying it was like watching a funeral is there something going on here
19:58no
19:59shh
20:02all right if anyone is here against their will would you put your hand
20:10all right go
20:14sam
20:14lauren
20:15wait here please
20:20it was her idea she threatened them told them that they had to come or something happened to them
20:26she did it as well
20:27she told me to
20:28i don't believe this
20:30look there was no other way to get them to come nobody even wanted to be here
20:35right well you of all people should have told me instead of wasting my time making me look like a
20:42fool
20:43would you want to be the one who tells miss mason why she won't be getting a performance this evening
20:47what
20:48yeah
20:49turns out
20:50she had high hopes for this choir
20:52just like the rest of us
20:53i suppose that doesn't matter anymore does it
20:56seeing as it never existed in the first place
21:04thanks to your half-arsed birds and the bees session philip's ready to stick his head in the oven
21:09it wasn't half-arsed
21:10yeah
21:11then why is he cancelling his party all of a sudden
21:13he hasn't
21:14yeah
21:14the only thing you've managed to do is ruin a young lad's birthday
21:19i'll
21:20i'll go and have another word with him
21:21no
21:22don't you think you've done enough damage to his ego for one day
21:24well i haven't done that
21:27it's the pressure that if he hasn't lost his virginity by age 14 then he's a late starter
21:32that's what lads are like
21:33well if that is the case then we should make sure that they're doing it safely
21:36without doing any more damage
21:38well how do you propose we do that
21:40increased awareness and responsibility for your own sexual health
21:45you are kidding aren't you
21:47why not 16 to 24 year olds have got the highest rate of infection
21:51well don't blame me when you've got a queue of angry parents knocking on your door
21:54for what
21:56protecting the sexual health of the kids
21:58no for shoving sex and sexual activity down the throats
22:01like these magazines you've been railing against all morning
22:04well at least i'm not ignoring the problem like you and rachel
22:08if i can get just one kid to treat an sdi or wait until they're ready before they have sex
22:13then i'm doing me job right answer
22:21quick
22:22quick we're free
22:28how much did it cost the two of you to come to that little arrangement
22:33you didn't give me any other choice
22:36felicity
22:49what's this i hear about you cancelling your party
22:53it's not like anyone else was gonna come
22:56no chance now really isn't
22:57have you even asked anyone
22:59no point
23:01just a joke to everyone
23:03ah
23:04comedy phil and his weird little life
23:07oh phil
23:09honestly you are going to look back on this time in your life and you're gonna laugh
23:13yeah and so will everyone else
23:16this is just a phase
23:17if i could get your future self to walk through those doors and tell you
23:21do you know what you wouldn't even recognise him
23:23well he'd be the one with a beard and a bulletproof suit
23:28having a party at the headteacher's house is something that you and them
23:32will only get to do once in a lifetime
23:34i think you might be surprised just how much they'd like to get involved if only you give them the
23:40chance
23:44all right if you won't ask them then i will
23:46oh no
23:47okay
23:49well while you're at it
23:51why don't you give them them
23:53show them the risks of sleeping around and uh not being too careful
23:57okay
24:03she's got the world at her fingertips hasn't she
24:04yeah
24:06all right lads
24:10i'm having a party tonight
24:12and
24:13it's at mason's house
24:14are you serious
24:16yeah
24:18well definitely man we'll be there
24:21yeah
24:23right well uh
24:24are we gonna be mates now
24:25so you can start to help me out until i'm taking a mick all the time
24:29sit down my friend
24:33look
24:34you leave the inviting to me from now on yeah
24:36and then
24:38we'll have your party and your other little problem sorted before the night's out
24:42okay
24:44oh yeah
24:44campbell told to give you a couple of easteries
24:48what
24:48have a nosy
24:49oh no what
24:50just in case you two non-virgins have picked anything up on your travels
24:55mate come on
24:56that's hard to be a problem
24:57he doesn't do that
24:58kim
24:59can I have a word
25:00oh can you just give us five minutes
25:02no I can't
25:03not really
25:03no
25:13flick
25:14flick come on
25:15is it true
25:16you sold me
25:17how could you
25:19flick
25:19flick
25:21either of you
25:22he took my money
25:24why would you even offer
25:25because he's not good for you
25:27why can't you
25:27who are you to decide what
25:28get the hell away from me
25:30come on please let me
25:32I'm not some piece of furniture you can just trade how you want
25:35this is just some stupid teenage crush you'll be over him next week
25:39this wasn't about us
25:40okay I needed the money for my family
25:42I didn't mean to help you
25:43but you did
25:45you broke up with me
25:46and made me feel like I'd done something wrong when it was you all along
25:50it's always your no good family first isn't it
25:52and what about you dad
25:53you're supposed to be me better
25:55listen
25:57I'm done listening to this crap
25:59I never want to see either of you again
26:02ever
26:03just stay the hell away from me
26:30everyone's invited
26:30no no no I've been told quite a few people
26:32go watch man
26:32go watch man
26:40yo
26:41bye tonight
26:42oh it's missing now somehow
26:43oh why's he been missed
26:45yeah
26:45I've got it
26:46is this some kind of joke
26:58No, I had to chase him away myself.
27:00Have you got any idea what this is about?
27:03No.
27:05Kim!
27:05Steph, just leave it, please.
27:07Look, if I find some strange man
27:09snooping about the school, taking photos of the kids,
27:11that's something I've got to report to the police.
27:13Did you not just say what I said? Just leave it.
27:18When the night has come...
27:22Wait, start again, start again.
27:24One, two, three.
27:25When the night has come
27:31and the land is dark
27:34Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
27:38What was that?
27:39You're reaching too high. Find the right pitch, OK?
27:42When the night...
27:48Night...
27:49That's it. Good luck with it, yeah?
27:53Look, sir, will you give us another shot, please?
27:57A little choir's still a choir.
28:01I've never liked anything proper like this before, sir.
28:04Give us another go and I can make them love it just as much as I do.
28:13Alisha, Daniel, stand over there for me.
28:15Right next to each other.
28:17Right, just remember, smiles, OK?
28:19This is good.
28:20Eyes up, chins up.
28:22Guys, come on!
28:22When the night has come...
28:27One, one, one, one...
28:30One, one, one, one, one...
28:33Three, two, one...
28:36Ten, squaw, let's go!
28:37Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
28:40Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:44Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:47Any help?
28:48I speak here.
28:49×©× ?
28:50It's just about STIs in the, er...
28:52so dangerous
28:54and step
28:55and step
28:56step, and step
29:00what the hell?!
29:01good
29:01and
29:03the dangerous
29:06around
29:08I don't know who you are
29:10good
29:11stay safe
29:18ok, thank you
29:28Hi, hi. Just give you a couple of these. There you go. Have a read.
29:34Sex clinics?
29:35Have you had sex yet?
29:37And what's it got to do with you?
29:38Ah, well, Miss Campbell's told me to circulate a few of these to people who might need testing
29:42to make sure you haven't got anything.
29:44Well, what if I don't want to?
29:45Well, if you've got something to hide.
29:47I don't think that's any of your business or the schools.
29:50Well, we'll have to see what Miss Campbell says when she finds out you won't do it.
29:53Oh, really? Well, we'll have to see what my mum says when she finds out I haven't been
29:58given a choice.
29:59Oof. Feisty.
30:23Hey. Phil's party's back on.
30:25Oh, fantastic. Well, whatever Kim said, it's done the trick, hasn't it?
30:28He wouldn't have cancelled in the first place if she'd kept her mouth shut.
30:32Eddie, she might have had a point, you know. It is better to get things out in the open
30:35than ignore them, isn't it?
30:37Hello, Joyce.
30:44Problem?
30:46Lauren Fletcher's mum's on the way in to see us.
30:48She wants to know why her daughter is being made to attend a sex clinic.
30:54It's over, Chloe. Believe me.
30:57Girls!
30:58Hi, hi. How are we?
31:00I'm having a party tonight, round of mine.
31:03Naysons.
31:03Naysons.
31:04And I could do with a few XX chromosomes around to balance out all the XY.
31:10We need a few girls and we probably won't be interested.
31:13Oh, it's nice to be wanted, isn't it, Flick?
31:16I could do with a break from studying.
31:18Definitely. I could do with a break from studying.
31:21Good, great.
31:22By the way, I've got a few of these that I'm handing out at the moment.
31:25No, we'll see you later, girls.
31:27Why are you trying to scare the honeys off with your silly leaflets, man?
31:31Just put them away.
31:33OK.
31:36Mrs Fletcher, how can I help?
31:38What are you trying to imply about my Lauren?
31:39That she sleeps around?
31:41No. Nobody's trying to say that.
31:42So what do you call this, then?
31:44Yeah, I'm afraid there's been some confusion with the sexual education classes today.
31:48My daughter was given that.
31:50She's 13, for God's sake.
31:52That's a pretty big confusion.
31:53I know. I can only apologise. We are going to look into it.
31:56I'm her mother.
31:57And I'll be the judge of whether or not she's in danger and at what age.
32:00Of course.
32:01And we would not authorise anything like that without consulting the parents first.
32:04Er, it seems one of our colleagues got a little carried away.
32:08We'll make sure it never happens again.
32:10Good.
32:12Otherwise, I may be forced to consider whether Lauren would be better placed at another school.
32:20Goodbye.
32:26Hi.
32:27I'll just get everything together.
32:36I'm there.
32:39Alright, Angel.
32:41Where are we?
32:43Hi.
32:48Hi.
32:50Tom.
32:51Hey.
32:53Can I have a quick word?
32:54Er, what is it?
32:56I need to borrow some money from you if I can.
32:59I wouldn't ask if I didn't really need it.
33:01On top of everything else I'm doing for you.
33:02I know.
33:04There's no one else I can ask for now.
33:10Kim.
33:12What the hell did you think you were doing?
33:14What?
33:14What is it?
33:16Giving these to Philip to hand out to everyone he sees, including the year nines.
33:21They were just meant to be for the seniors.
33:24I was trying to help him.
33:25I just ended up getting a bit distracted.
33:27These were not authorised to be handed out to any year in the first place.
33:31Do you know what?
33:31I'll make sure that it never happens again, okay?
33:34I hope it won't because I don't know what kind of mission you're on at the moment, Kim,
33:37but it's not one that I can support.
33:39I really need to go now if I can.
33:41Please?
33:42Kim, is everything alright with you?
33:44Yeah.
33:46It is.
33:47Yeah.
33:47It is.
33:48I'm fine.
33:49Honestly, I'm fine.
33:50You know what?
33:50I think you and I need to have a drink in my office later.
33:53Yeah.
33:53I'm always there if you need someone to talk to.
33:55Yeah.
33:55Do you know what?
33:56That would be lovely.
33:57Okay, I'll see you later.
33:58Alright.
33:59Okay.
33:59See you later.
34:03Steph, don't.
34:05Kim, I don't know what's going on, but it looks to me like you're about to make things
34:08a whole lot worse.
34:09Just let me go.
34:09Please.
34:10Look, tell me.
34:11I might be able to help.
34:12I don't want some dodgy blow chasing after our kids any more than you do.
34:18I don't want to lose her, Steph.
34:20What do you mean, lose her?
34:26She's not mine.
34:34I took her from Rwanda.
34:36From my mum.
34:39I smuggled her through customs.
34:49How much?
34:51Five thousand.
34:53Five thousand?
34:54But that's our entire life savings.
34:57You know how close to the edge I am.
35:00I can't do that, Rose.
35:01That's the truth.
35:02Well, anything then.
35:04After all our Marley's done for me, I owe it to him to make sure he doesn't turn out
35:08like the rest and I will if it kills me.
35:12But I can give you a thousand.
35:14Two at a push.
35:18Well, do you want it or not?
35:21You're a good man.
35:22Tom Clarkson, you're the best.
35:26I'm an easy tap, that's what I am.
35:33Kim, what you've done is kidnapping.
35:35You could go to prison for that.
35:37No, it isn't.
35:38It isn't.
35:39The mother gave it to me.
35:40Why would she do that?
35:42She begged me to take Grace and give her a better chance.
35:48You didn't see it out there, Steph.
35:52I've got nothing.
35:53I know.
35:54But there are plenty of needy kids in this country need adopting.
35:58No, but these were like my family.
36:01And I tried to do my best.
36:05To teach Grace's brothers and sisters.
36:10But it was too little and it was too late so if I could at least
36:15just give one of them a new start.
36:17So why didn't you do it properly?
36:19Why didn't you make it a formal adoption?
36:22Because there was no time.
36:25And I couldn't find Grace's dad to tell him anything about it.
36:32You stole her from her own father.
36:34He tried to blackmail me.
36:37And when that's not worked, he's turned me in.
36:40Or he's having me followed or something.
36:43It's okay.
36:48Okay.
36:49Right, just remember to keep your breathing and your tempo steady.
36:52It's a three-part harmony.
36:53Don't strain for the notes.
36:55And...
36:56Well, if all else fails then...
36:58Sorry about the delay.
36:59Sorry.
37:02There you go.
37:06Okay.
37:09All right.
37:19Try again?
37:33The guy is a dead weight.
37:36He's...
37:36He's lazy.
37:37He abandoned his kids.
37:38He's even got a bunch of other kids.
37:40Some other woman.
37:41Kim, there are loads of dead weight dads
37:43who just love their kids in a different way.
37:45It's not for you to decide.
37:52I really messed up, Anna.
37:56When I went over there...
38:00I thought I could adapt.
38:04And I couldn't.
38:06And then I, er...
38:07I come over here...
38:10I just do the same thing.
38:12The same as always.
38:14After no best.
38:17Just wanted to protect her.
38:21Couldn't even do that right.
38:26Do you know what?
38:28I might as well let her go back.
38:29Stop her from suffering from my selfish...
38:32Hang on, hang on.
38:33Let's just think about this for a second.
38:37Your methods are not always best.
38:39But your motives...
38:42usually are.
38:44So what do I do?
38:45Whenever you are in trouble,
38:47won't yer stand by my...
38:49Oh, memorize...
38:53Oh, Stand by my...
38:55Oh, Stand.
38:56September khi,
38:58Come out in, darling.
39:01Stand by me, oh, stand by me
39:08Oh, stand, stand by me, stand by me
39:20That was fantastic.
39:24Well done.
39:27I'm really surprised how easy you make it look.
39:30You know what, we have got a real shot at getting into that competition.
39:35Well done.
39:36I'm so impressed.
39:46Told you.
39:48Don't get too cocky.
39:50You've got a long way to go.
39:51You're going to stay with us, though, aren't you?
40:03Hey, good morning.
40:05Almost there, son.
40:06Two grand.
40:08That's almost half.
40:09And I've got plenty of ideas how to get the rest.
40:11I wouldn't wish this had, Mum.
40:13There's no point anymore.
40:17My hands are shaking.
40:20I'll park my car right up to the entrance, and hopefully nobody will see it.
40:24And what I'll do is I'll give you a call as soon as I know everything's all right.
40:29Thank you, Steph.
40:31You owe me.
40:32Big time.
40:33Okay.
40:34Bye-bye, baby.
40:35Say bye-bye.
40:38Hey, Kim.
40:39What happened about that drink?
40:41I thought we were going to...
40:42Do you know what?
40:43I don't think we need it anymore.
40:45You were right.
40:46I have been on a bit of a mission lately, and I've been letting my personal problems get
40:50in the way of my professional ones, but I am sorting them out now.
40:54And I promise it won't happen again.
40:56Okay.
40:57Okay.
40:59My night, then.
41:00See ya.
41:02Bye-bye.
41:19Hey.
41:20Someone's gone to the pub just now for a drink.
41:22Do you fancy joining us?
41:23I promise I'd have dinner tonight with Tom, so...
41:25Okay.
41:26Well, I'll see you later.
41:27See ya.
41:36I got it.
41:40Where is she?
41:41Just from the air kitchen.
41:42Lovely.
41:45Oh, very nice.
41:47Yes, I think everything's okay.
41:48Could you put that down?
41:49That was not for you.
41:50I'm sorry.
41:52Um, are you guys and our Rachel and I going out for a couple of hours?
41:57Yeah, we are.
41:58So, no alcohol, Philip?
41:59Okay, and no smoking indoors.
42:02Absolutely nobody upstairs.
42:04If there's any problems, anything goes wrong, you call me.
42:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, shush now.
42:08Shush, zip, zip, zip it.
42:09See you later, mate.
42:10Cheers, thanks.
42:11Hold on.
42:14Do you think it's a good idea, Eddie?
42:16Yeah.
42:17He needs you cutting in some slack after Kim's been messing with his head all day.
42:22And we need some time to ourselves as well.
42:25First date.
42:26First date?
42:27Yeah, one rule.
42:29What?
42:29No mention of school and no mention of Philip.
42:32Just us.
42:33Okay, just us.
42:35Hi, miss.
42:37Just a minute, Eddie.
42:38Bolton, can you come here, please?
42:39What is that?
42:40It's all alcohol free, miss.
42:42Don't worry.
42:43I'm relying on you to keep things in order tonight, Bolton.
42:46Make sure nothing goes wrong.
42:47Don't worry.
42:48I'll be looking after him.
42:49What's in it for me for alcohol school?
42:51What's in it for you?
42:51You might just avoid spending the rest of your life in the cooler.
42:54Take those glasses off when I'm talking to you, okay?
42:56Don't think I don't know about your little advertising campaign for tonight.
42:59Anything gets trashed and you're personally responsible.
43:02And I mean that.
43:04Serious?
43:05Yes, miss.
43:08I'm trusting you.
43:09Hi, miss.
43:10Yes, miss.
43:11Hey.
43:11Happy birthday.
43:12You're not doing anything to party, no?
43:14No, no.
43:15Have a good time.
43:15Let's party.
43:18Oh, there's more of them.
43:20Hello, hello, hello.
43:22Happy birthday, Virgin.
43:25I'm sure we're at the Puppa Dex.
43:26I'll slap her like a virgin.
43:27We can get a shout-out to you and Michaela.
43:29Yes, Bill.
43:31Oh, check the gaff out.
43:34Hello.
43:34Yeah, we're the Dex at.
43:36What is that?
43:37It's Mason.
43:38She actually looks like a nice person.
43:40Oh, there we go.
43:42She's smiling.
43:43She's a terrible thing.
43:45If anybody damages anything, yeah, you've got me to answer to.
43:48So, let's party!
44:07Okay.
44:09Good session.
44:10Yeah, it was great.
44:11I thought I had problems.
44:13But some of these guys, jeez!
44:16You know, it's amazing to see how many people are in the same boat as you.
44:20It makes such a difference to have someone to talk to.
44:23Hey, I could murder a cuppa if you've got five minutes.
44:25Give you all the juicy details.
44:29Oh, no, listen.
44:30No, you should get back.
44:31Sorry.
44:33It's all right.
44:34One cuppa can't hurt, can it?
44:35Oh, no.
44:35No, you should get back.
44:36Come on.
44:36Come on.
44:36Because I'm fast.
44:37I'm a freaks again.
44:39Swing up my boys and my freaks again.
44:41Now we're coming across the track.
44:43Watch your backs.
44:44It's time for the main you ask your time.
44:46I'm going to walk to the B side.
44:48Hi.
44:49If you fall on the wrong side.
44:51Because I'm ready to blow your cage.
44:52Turn your page.
44:53Run for the dawn of a new day.
44:55Back with the faces.
44:56Stand with the boys.
44:58Let's make some noise.
44:59I'll be back with the faces.
45:01Stand with the boys.
45:02Come on, everybody.
45:03Let's make some noise.
45:07I've got a couple of drinks there.
45:15Get off!
45:16Come on!
45:17Up!
45:18Up!
45:19Come on!
45:19No!
45:21No!
45:22No!
45:22No!
45:24No!
45:25No!
45:27No!
45:33No!
46:14You know, you're a completely different person to the Rose that I first met.
46:19I mean, in a good way.
46:23You walk differently, you talk differently, you look different.
46:27Pay me any more compliments like that, my head won't fit back in the car.
46:43I've got to be different.
46:47I've got to be different.
46:47Go for the phone.
46:48I'm just fine, sir.
46:51What did they want?
46:52They managed to help me put them down.
46:54No, I see them.
46:55No way they're old enough.
46:56You've asked me to come grab me to the opening night.
46:59I'm told you're not coming, right?
47:00What says it?
47:00What am I supposed to do? I'm not holding on.
47:02I've noticed. Don't let your disability all be back.
47:06Alright, I'll definitely call you.
47:11I've never used to want all that crap.
47:14Used to be cool, man. Just me and her.
47:17But now...
47:20You like her, don't you?
47:22You said she's involved, so...
47:24Not anymore. Just split up with Marley.
47:27Righted for rebound.
47:29Well, she's not going to say yes to me, is she?
47:31Do you want to lose your virginity or not?
47:34Nah.
47:35Just keep it cool.
47:36I'll speak to her.
47:40Nah, it's not really the time, is it?
47:42Well, when is it the time?
47:43I've just embarrassed myself, aren't I?
47:45More than you already have, then?
47:46I mean, you've already tried it on with everybody else in the flaming place.
47:49Go on!
47:55PHONE RINGS
47:59Miss Kim Campbell.
48:02Yeah?
48:03We're from the Home Office.
48:05May we come in for a second, please?
48:06Look, what's this about?
48:08We're following up some reports we've had about you harbouring an illegal immigrant.
48:12A baby.
48:14What?
48:15If we can just come in, have a chat.
48:18No.
48:20No, I'm afraid you can't. I'm busy.
48:23We can come back with a warrant if we have to.
48:26Then you're going to have to.
48:36You are being such a good girl for your Auntie Steph, aren't you?
48:42Little greasy, greasy, greasy.
48:44Well, don't worry.
48:46Nobody's going to be taking you anywhere.
48:49Hello?
48:52Oh, good.
48:53Are you alright?
48:56Yes, we're fine.
48:57Listen, there'll be nothing that Mary Poppins can't deal with.
49:00I promise.
49:01Okay, I'll speak to you later.
49:03Bye.
49:06That was your mummy.
49:08That was your mummy.
49:20Thanks for coming.
49:21It's alright.
49:30I heard about you and Marley.
49:32Did you know?
49:40Tell me to go if you want.
49:41I just...
49:42I just thought you might want a shoulder to cry on.
49:47Do you know something, Philip?
49:50I just liked.
49:54You fancy me, man.
50:26Jan!
50:27You have a chocolate.
50:29Jan!
50:30What is it?
50:32What?
50:33What?
50:37Don't.
50:38Why do you got to keep getting them out and putting them in people's faces all the time?
50:40So what?
50:41I'm getting a bit of attention.
50:42It makes me feel good.
50:43I give you attention.
50:44It's not all about you, though, is it?
50:46No, but it's all people are talking about.
50:48I mean, I know there's more to you than them, but...
50:50You're not man enough to handle, man.
50:51Listen, it's alright when you're checking out some other woman's boobs in a magazine,
50:55or some next girls at school, but you can't stomach it when people are doing it after me.
50:59No, I never even used to be like this.
51:01Well, you've got to be tarting it around all the time.
51:03I don't care what you think, Bolton.
51:05If you can't handle me, then you might as well just...
51:09What?
51:11Breaking up with me?
51:14I've got fellas queuing round the block. You might as well count yourself lucky.
51:17It's half the problem, though, innit?
51:19You think you can do better?
51:21Please.
51:22See how long it is before you come crawling back?
51:25I won't be waiting for you.
51:27We're breaking up.
51:29But when people want to ask me about Bolton, you might just have to tell them different.
51:33Do what you want, love.
51:35It's better than being a fake, innit?
51:43I never knew I had it in you.
51:46This is, uh...
51:48This is really... Ami.
51:49This is your first time, yeah?
51:51No.
51:52Don't worry.
51:55I'll be gentle.
51:58Ami, do you really want to...?
52:00Yeah, why not?
52:02You like me, don't you, Philip?
52:04Yeah.
52:07Let's do this.
52:09Do you not think I'm worth it, either?
52:25Come on!
52:26I thought this is what you wanted!
52:29Flick, flick, flick, flick, come on!
52:32Not really, okay? Not like this.
52:34What the hell?
52:37I think you'd be really nice and everything.
52:40Flick, and I do really fancy it, but...
52:43Just...
52:44It's like what Campbell said today.
52:46You know, I want it to mean something, okay?
52:49For someone who cares for me.
52:53And someone who wants to do it for the right reasons.
52:59And I don't think that's you, really, is it?
53:01I'm not going to be full of sleep.
53:07I'm not going to be full of sleep.
53:07...
53:08I'm not going to be full of sleep.
53:09My stomach, and I guess that's not all.
53:10I'm not going to walk away.
53:10I've got this long runny, but I'm not going to be the most.
53:14I've got a happy ride.
53:15And I can't handle it, but I'm not going to helpador.
53:16You know, I'm not going to be the best.
53:20I'm not going to be the best.
53:20It looks like it's my party.
53:35Oh, come in passion.
53:39You alright?
53:41I'm fine.
53:43I jumped in, yeah?
53:45Of course.
53:46I'm just worried about you.
53:48Don't be.
53:50It's not my fault I'm too much woman for him to handle, is it?
53:54Different league, me now, slow.
53:57PIP.
53:58Got better places to be at.
54:01Can't be doing with no hangers on.
54:17Just a second, Geoffrey.
54:19Just a second Geoffrey.
54:33Yo!
54:36Yo! Everyone out!
54:44Yo! Party's done!
54:46Mason's back in 20 minutes, everyone out!
54:48Take it from Mr Job!
54:50Out!
54:52It's done!
54:53Mason's back, man!
54:54Move it!
55:02Hey!
55:03It's my dish!
55:04Everyone out!
55:05No, don't use the bedroom.
55:07Go outside and do whatever you're doing.
55:09Do your own that.
55:10One!
55:11And one out, please!
55:14Go get out!
55:16Go get after me, please!
55:43Go get after me!
55:47I'm a jerk!
55:47Go get after me!
55:48I'm a jerk!
55:49Go get after me!
55:52I'm a jerk!
55:55You're awake, baby.
56:16So, this is you inviting me in for coffee, is it?
56:18No, it is me inviting you to help clear the rubbish.
56:20Come on.
56:21Let's go.
56:24There's no need.
56:24Did they actually have a party?
56:30Philip?
56:31Hey, leave him alone.
56:32Don't embarrass him.
56:36Philip?
56:51Hello, Philip.
56:52Is everything okay?
56:53And did you have a good birthday?
56:55Yeah, good.
56:57You think it's okay?
56:58It will be, when you learn to relax and leave you alone.
57:05So, coffee, or maybe straight to a little sex-aid lesson of our own.
57:13Quiet.
57:14Yeah?
57:15I think we'll say yes.