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00:00I want to talk to you about a baby.
00:01If it's about me being too immature, then I'll change.
00:04I just don't see how we'd survive having a baby on top of everything else.
00:07If this is illegal, then why are we doing it in the boiler room?
00:10Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's not risky.
00:12This is stupid!
00:15I'm gonna pop!
00:16I couldn't go through, is it?
00:18It's over having a baby.
00:20I'm just using every moment I've got to work on my novel.
00:22An admiral's ball, all is clear.
00:25Actually, currently, I know we're only a couple of chapters in, but...
00:28Would you have a look at it for me, please?
00:33You are joking me.
00:59Thank God for Scotland.
01:02Marriage with no questions asked.
01:03I can't believe how easy it is.
01:05Are you sure about doing it in secret?
01:07We can wait until everyone knows of a big celebration.
01:11Nice idea, but...
01:12I don't think everyone's going to accept us that easily, do you?
01:17No, I want to do this soon.
01:19For our baby.
01:20You don't need anyone else.
01:22Yeah, you're right.
01:27You better go to school.
01:29I'm coming with you to the doctors.
01:31It's a routine check-up, and besides, you know it's far too risky.
01:34And I want to make sure everything's okay with you and the baby.
01:37I'll tell you all about it later.
01:39It's just one more day.
01:41Look, I've written out my resignation letter,
01:43and once I've handed this in, we're safe.
01:45I'm going to stay around for a little bit longer.
01:48Give me a chance to fill in the wedding forms, work on my vows.
01:50Jenna, it's far too suspicious if neither of us are at school.
01:54Well, I'll call Ronan and ask him to cover for me.
01:56No!
01:57The less we rely on him, the better.
01:58Look, he's my best mate,
02:00and he understands that we've got to keep this a secret.
02:02Come on.
02:04Nine more hours are in the clear.
02:06All right.
02:09I'll see you in class later.
02:11All right.
02:18Hiya, Ro.
02:19Erm, I'm going to be coming in a little bit late today.
02:22Can you cover for me?
02:26I won't ask you again, pal.
02:27Just this once.
02:31Cheers, mate.
02:32Nice one.
02:38I opened my eyes last night.
02:44A school panto?
02:45It's the perfect way to get boys and girls to understand gender stereotyping.
02:49Political manifesto from you, you mean?
02:51It'll be something the whole school can take part in.
02:53I mean, it worked for the fashion show, didn't it?
02:55Well, we need more mixed activities, Chris.
02:57Especially if the class is being segregated.
02:59Mmm.
03:00Cinderfella.
03:00Sounds ominous.
03:01It'll be an uplifting tale about a young lad, bad grades, fine success.
03:05Has he got me hooked?
03:06Yep.
03:06The kids will love it.
03:07They'll really relate to it.
03:08And you will love it too.
03:11Talking of young lads with bad grades,
03:12can I have a quick word with you about Jonah Kirby?
03:15Is there a problem again?
03:16Just had his modular chemistry coursework in.
03:19He's gone from being a grade A student to a grade D student in one term.
03:23That doesn't sound like him.
03:25It was only a few weeks ago he was talking about leaving.
03:27Yeah, and we dealt with that and he knuckled down again.
03:29Do you think there's a problem at home?
03:31Not as far as we know.
03:32Let me speak to Ruth, see what she's got to say.
03:35Well, we can't have our star pupil fading, can we?
03:46There we go.
03:53So, the first thing is happening.
03:58And it's just the words that had me, when it landed up.
03:59And I'm not very friendly.
03:59It was something that we needed.
04:00Panto.
04:01Isn't that what this place is every day?
04:03That's the usual budging spirit?
04:05Joy unto all.
04:07It'll be a laugh, Grantley.
04:08No it won't.
04:09See?
04:09You're getting into it already.
04:11Karen wants a whole school involved, which is why I am volunteering you two to help with the judging of
04:17the auditions.
04:18Why us?
04:19Because you're the English department.
04:21I hope this panto nonsense isn't going to stop you from editing my book.
04:25I've already done so, my dear lady.
04:27Yeah, well, I've made a start, anyway.
04:30Really?
04:30Hmm, and I have to say, it's actually rather good.
04:36Now that I've rewritten it, part of it.
04:39You've done what?
04:40Well, I think you'll find that I have established the central character in a much more believable way.
04:46It didn't need to be rewritten, because I liked it as it was.
04:48Hmm, indeed.
04:49Now, I have turned pulp fiction into literary fiction, as no doubt you will opine when you've read it.
04:56You should read it, too.
04:58I have no time.
04:59I've got a pile of marking to do.
05:02Fairy Cake by Ruby Fry and Brantley Budgin.
05:05I see you put your name in.
05:06What happened to my title?
05:08The Admiral's Ball.
05:08All I ask is that you read it.
05:12We'll discuss authorship later, when you've seen my considerable input.
05:18All right, let's keep the noise down.
05:21Miss Montoya isn't in this morning, so you lot have got the honour of me covering for her.
05:26Right, first things first.
05:28She's asked me to hand back last week's worksheet.
05:31So, Steve Granger, Jonathan, Silas Williams, Jonah Kirby.
05:41Where's Jonah?
05:43He, er, stayed at mine last night, sir.
05:45He's gone home to get his coursework.
05:47Well, he's taking his time, hasn't he?
05:48No idea.
05:49I'm just passing on the message.
05:50Hang on.
05:51According to this, coursework isn't due until tomorrow.
05:54I assume you both knew that.
05:56Maybe you wanted to get it in early.
05:59Early?
05:59I don't know.
06:00You'll have to ask him yourself.
06:01Well, I would do if he was here, but he's not.
06:04So I'll ask you again.
06:06Where is Jonah?
06:08Look, sir.
06:09I'm telling you the truth.
06:11He's gone home to get his coursework.
06:12Look, if you're lying, Mona, and he is up to something, I will find out.
06:37How did it go?
06:38Jonah, I thought I'd said I'd be doing class.
06:40I had to do something.
06:42So is everything okay?
06:44Yeah, the baby's fine.
06:45I'm a bit anemic, but nothing to worry about.
06:48Anemic?
06:48Means I have to eat more spinach, that's all.
06:50Well, after today, there's no reason why I can't move in and start looking after you.
06:55Yeah.
06:57I guess you can.
06:59I can't believe this is happening.
07:01Me neither.
07:02Are you going to be okay, Jessica?
07:04I know.
07:06It's just a big thing.
07:07Giving up my job and probably all my friends once they find out.
07:10As soon as people get used to us, they'll be fine.
07:12Maybe.
07:13But this is going to be a huge change for both of us, and we have to be ready for
07:18whatever's
07:18going to happen.
07:19I am.
07:20Me too.
07:25Wish me luck.
07:26I'll see you in school.
07:27Okay.
07:38In an average thunderstorm, there's around 1,000 lightning strikes every hour.
07:43So if one hits, does that mean you'll die?
07:45Well, you'd be severely injured at the very least.
07:47Even though most of it's converted into heat energy, the electrical discharge can be as
07:52high as 100 million volts.
07:53What's the highest electric shock a human can survive?
07:56I have no idea, Denzel, but I'm sure if you research it, you'll find out.
08:00Cool.
08:01All right.
08:02Stick your keypads back in the...
08:04...and don't forget...
08:05...in for next lesson.
08:08Jonah.
08:11Where were you this morning?
08:12We missed you.
08:12I'm sorry, sir.
08:13Did Jonah not tell you?
08:15Yeah, he did.
08:16I wanted to hear it from you.
08:17Well, I stayed at his last night, and had to look home and get some course from him.
08:20Is that okay?
08:21Yeah, that's fine.
08:21Hand it over, then.
08:24I've just put it in my locker, and I'll give it to Miss Montoya later.
08:28I'll be checking that you did.
08:36Hey, Harry.
08:37What are you up to at lunch?
08:38Got a great new stunt plan.
08:39After what happened last time?
08:41No way.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:43This one's really gonna blow you away.
08:45What are you planning to do?
08:50About what?
08:50Just remember my coursework.
08:52Just a few tips, cos, er, he did it a few years ago.
08:55Is that true?
08:57Harry?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Totally.
08:59Erm, I've gotta go.
09:00See ya.
09:02Bruce!
09:03Can I work?
09:06See you later.
09:07Well, Jonah was late this morning.
09:09Have you any idea why?
09:11No.
09:11Did he stay at Ronan's last night?
09:13I doubt it.
09:14Vicky's just spent the whole of mass blabbering on about being with him.
09:17But Jonah could've been there as well.
09:20Even I know when three's a crown.
09:23Right.
09:30Something's definitely going on with Jonah Kirby.
09:33Ronan reckons he stayed at his last night, but Ruth seems to think different.
09:38It's worrying, you know.
09:39It's not like him to skip classes.
09:41Maybe I'll get Marcus in, see if he's a bit more open with his father around.
09:45Do you think it's worth having a chat with Ronan?
09:48Maybe.
09:49Can't see him grassing up his best mate though.
09:51Well, let's get him in here.
09:53See if I can get anything out of him.
09:56Come in.
09:59Ah, is everything okay?
10:02Actually, no.
10:03I just wanted to tell you that my father's ill.
10:05Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Jessica.
10:07It's nothing serious, I hope.
10:09He's had a heart attack and...
10:10Oh.
10:11I'm so sorry, Jessica.
10:12I've got to go and see him and make sure he's all right.
10:16So I'm going to Spain to look after him.
10:20Tomorrow.
10:22Well, of course.
10:23I mean, you take as long as you need.
10:25You see, the thing is about that, I won't be coming back.
10:29I'm resigning with immediate effect.
10:35Oh, well, that's very short notice, Jessica.
10:38Well, I couldn't plan my father's heart attack now, could I?
10:40No, of course.
10:41But ordinarily, I would expect a teacher to work through a period of notice.
10:45I know.
10:46And under ordinary circumstances, I would.
10:49Well, of course.
10:50But, um...
10:51What about lesson planning and coursework?
10:54Are they up to date?
10:55I'll make sure they are.
10:56When you come back, could you at least stay till the end of term,
10:58get things sorted out?
11:00Karen, I'm so sorry, but...
11:02I can only see today through and...
11:04that's it.
11:07It's my resignation.
11:18Well, that's all we need.
11:19Surely it makes more sense to have a bit of time off.
11:22Not give up your job.
11:25It's Cinderella with a twist.
11:27What's the twist?
11:29Cinderella is a boy.
11:31Pantoles are for kids and divvies.
11:33No, this is gonna be cool.
11:34How?
11:35There's gonna be singing in it, there's dancing,
11:37and it's a chance of boys and girls to work together.
11:39Oh, I get it.
11:40Separated in class, but on stage in mass.
11:43I am impressed.
11:45It actually rhymes with a bit of French phoneme.
11:47So, anyone fancy auditioning?
11:49Maybe.
11:50Yeah, definitely.
11:52What's in it for me?
11:53What?
11:53You need a lead, don't you?
11:54And that's me, obviously.
11:55So, can I get, like, an extension on me homework?
11:57Or at least two free passes out with classmates?
11:59You will get yourself an extra essay to write if you don't watch yourself, young man.
12:03So, you gonna audition for the show then, Kyle?
12:05No.
12:06No way.
12:07You're not gonna see me in no costume and make-up.
12:09It's more like their thing.
12:10Er, that is enough.
12:12Yeah, proper comedian out of your stack.
12:13I mean, look at you.
12:14You are Cinderfella.
12:16Bit of a street fighter, a little bit broody.
12:19You'll be perfect for the main role.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Try convincing some of a loser.
12:23Please, Finn.
12:25Audition.
12:25You what?
12:26Well, I really want to do it, and it's gonna be so much more fun of your own.
12:30Do you realise what my mates are gonna say?
12:32Do you realise what my mates are gonna say when we find out I'm going to a computer games convention
12:36Okay.
12:37Please.
12:38For me.
12:47You've hijacked my book.
12:49I've improved it.
12:50You have made it twice as long, and it's gone all waffly.
12:54They're called adjectives.
12:55Do you know, I don't want it to be some boring old book that you study at university.
12:58I want it to be fun and romantic, and it is meant to be sexy.
13:02Well, I have always thought when it comes to sex scenes in novels, less is more.
13:07No, Bradley.
13:08In books, as in life, more is more.
13:12Ruby, with all due respect, you're not a writer. You're a cook.
13:17I'm a damn sight better at writing than you are.
13:20You are looking at someone who studied writing while you made pie.
13:24How dare you!
13:25All right, all right. Let's not get overheated, shall we?
13:28Look, let me read them. I'll be the judge.
13:32Okay.
13:33Well, the original, the new, improved.
13:38Yet I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by my version, and I shall be vindicated.
13:44Vindicated, yeah.
13:44Brace yourself for a lot of words like vindicated while you're wading through Grantley's big pile of crap.
13:54Well, there are 25 vacancies for modern language teachers in this county, and only three available.
13:59Yeah, well, you only need one.
14:02Oh, and I was wondering, have you forgotten about Ronan Burley?
14:05Because he's doing my head right in.
14:07Send him in, Janice.
14:11Ronan.
14:11Right, let's get to the bottom of this.
14:13Yeah.
14:17Ronan, Mr Meade and I are a little bit concerned about Jonah's absence from school this morning.
14:22Well, he's here now, isn't he?
14:23He stayed with you last night, is that right?
14:26Yeah, all night.
14:28I mean, we didn't share the same bed, obviously, but, er, yeah, he stayed.
14:31And Vicky stayed too?
14:34Er, yeah, for a bit.
14:36Oh, I heard you stayed all night.
14:38You see, Ronan, this is my school.
14:41Not much happens here without me knowing about it.
14:44So why don't you tell us where Jonah really was?
14:47Well, it's not my place to say, is it?
14:49Well, at least now you've admitted you've been lying.
14:53Look, Ronan, I know as you may, but his dad's coming in later,
14:57and he'll want to know the real reason why he's been skipping classes.
15:01So it's time to come clean?
15:05Mrs Fisher, I honestly don't know anything.
15:07You need to speak to Jonah.
15:13Right, well, you better get back to class, then.
15:16And Ronan?
15:18I think you should think very clearly before you blindly cover for a friend.
15:21You might be doing more harm than good.
15:31What do you fish around?
15:32I just wanted to know where Jonah was.
15:34I don't know why they don't just ask him themselves.
15:37Did you tell her?
15:38Of course, and he asked me to cover.
15:39I'm no good at lying.
15:40Well, you didn't even tell me why he asked you to lie.
15:43I had no reason.
15:45Er, yes, you are rubbish at lying, so you may as well just tell me the truth.
15:51I promise I won't tell anyone.
15:53Yeah, well, I'm not anyone.
15:54I'm your girlfriend.
15:57Look, he's clearly stressing you out, Ronan, so you may as well just tell me.
16:00You might be able to help.
16:04Jonah's seen...
16:07Jonah's seen...
16:07Ronan, do you not trust me?
16:10Jonah's seen Miss Montoya.
16:13They're together.
16:14They're a couple.
16:16Flippin' heck.
16:18I guess that explains a few things.
16:20Oh, do you mean?
16:21Well, him coming in late for school, getting bad grades, it's obviously had something else
16:25on his mind.
16:26I don't think that's all Miss Montoya's fault.
16:29Don't defend her, Ronan.
16:30There is a reason that teachers aren't allowed to sleep with pupils.
16:34You're not gonna tell anyone, are you?
16:36No.
16:38Only if you speak to Jonah, make him see sense.
16:49I never thought food technology classes could be so, er, interesting.
16:54Er, that'd be my bit.
16:55Erm, can I just say something, please?
16:57Please don't tell me you're about to announce some Spanish-themed event that we all have to
17:02take part in.
17:05I'm afraid this is my last day.
17:07I'll be leaving.
17:09What?
17:09It's one way of getting out of the pen, sir.
17:12I thought you loved it here.
17:14I do, Ruby.
17:16I do, but, erm...
17:17But what?
17:20Cheska's dad's had a heart attack, so...
17:24she's going back to Spain.
17:26Cheska...
17:27I'm so sorry.
17:29No, it's really bad news.
17:31Did this happen today?
17:32No.
17:33Last night, but...
17:35I'll be flying out tomorrow.
17:37Well, erm...
17:39Just because you're leaving the school doesn't mean you get rid of us lot.
17:43You remember that.
17:49You took your time this morning.
17:50Well, I had some stuff to do.
17:52Yeah, well, they've all been on at me.
17:53Mead, Fisher, everyone.
17:55Don't know how long I can keep this up for.
17:59Look, Ronan.
18:00I know it must have been a pain.
18:02But I really need to keep quiet.
18:06I told Vicky.
18:07You did what?
18:08Well, she knew something was wrong.
18:10And now she's going to go and blab to Jess.
18:11No, she won't.
18:12She promised.
18:12Yeah, well, I don't believe that.
18:14Well, hang on.
18:14Where are you going?
18:15Find Vicky.
18:16Don't keep her mouth shut.
18:17She's only worried about what you're saying is me.
18:19Jenna's not like.
18:20You what?
18:21Because we need Jess Grav.
18:22It's real.
18:22It's not some stupid teenage thing.
18:24Have you heard yourself?
18:25This has no future.
18:26If you stay with her, you're going to turn your back on your friends and your family.
18:29Fucking crap.
18:30Leave Vicky alone, John.
18:32And risk everything.
18:33Not a chance.
18:34I said leave her.
18:35I've got no idea what you've done.
18:37Jess can go to prison for this.
18:39Well, you should have thought that before you started screwing her.
18:42Hey!
18:42Hey!
18:43Hey!
18:44Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:46Hey!
18:46Hey!
18:48Hey!
18:48Hey!
18:50Hey!
18:56Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:00Oh, look at you!
19:01Listen.
19:02Don't have to bother going to the canteen today, because, erm, I've made you a pie.
19:06It's a steak pie.
19:08Oh, right!
19:08Er, thanks Ruby!
19:09Er, what's this you've made of?
19:11Are you trying to sneak me a little bribe?
19:13No!
19:15No, it's, um, I mean, I had a free period so I made it for John and now I've just
19:18found
19:18out I'm a bit used to go into the football, and I can't eat it because I'm on a no
19:22meat
19:22diet.
19:23Oh, right there.
19:24Didn't I see you scoffing a ham sandwich yesterday?
19:28That was a slight blip.
19:30If you say so, Ruby.
19:38Well, unless you two want to sit here all day, you're going to tell me what that was about.
19:45It's nothing.
19:46Two best mates fighting is nothing.
19:49Ronan, what have you got to say?
19:53Jonah's right. It was nothing.
19:55Really?
19:56So who's the nothing that Jonah's been screwing?
19:59Well, you were hardly whispering to each other, lads.
20:03Has this got something to do with Vicky?
20:04What?
20:05Two mates fighting? There's got to be a girl involved somewhere.
20:07Is it to do with Vicky?
20:09If you're trying to say that Vicky's been messing about with Jonah, you're way off the mark.
20:12Well, put me straight, then.
20:16Um, Mr Kirby's here to see you.
20:18Thanks, Denise.
20:22I thought we'd better bring your dad in to discuss your grades.
20:25Now looks like we've got something else to talk about, doesn't it?
20:29Ronan, back to class.
20:34Hey.
20:35And if I catch you fighting again, you'll be on a strike.
20:39Now go on.
20:42Jonah, straighten yourself up. You're coming with me.
20:45Mrs Fisher's office.
20:51Looks like, er, all you're cast already.
20:54Yeah, I was hoping Ronan Burley would turn up.
20:57Supposed to be a good dancer.
20:58Oh, really?
21:00Maybe he's just running a bit late.
21:02Oh, he's still in the cooler.
21:04Ronan, why? What's he done?
21:07Caught fighting with Jonah Kirby.
21:09I thought them two were supposed to be best mates.
21:11What were they fighting about?
21:12Well, Chris reckons it's over a girl, but neither of them are saying anything.
21:19What did you want me to do next?
21:21Some photocopying.
21:23Right, listen up, everyone.
21:25I want this year's show to be the best production Waterloo Road has ever done,
21:29which means I need 100% commitment from everyone who's involved.
21:33Finn reckons you want him to have the lead, miss.
21:35Yeah, I'm sure he does.
21:38Right, the lead has to be the best person,
21:40which means you need to decide what your audition piece will be
21:43when we meet back here at lunchtime.
21:44And remember, all roles are important, not just the leads.
21:50Someday I shall be the Queen and I've plenty of bling,
21:53but who in this line shall be my thick King?
21:55Not him, that's for sure.
21:59Get lost.
22:00Or what?
22:01Then let me with your sweeping brush.
22:02I thought you weren't auditioning, Kyle.
22:03I'm not.
22:04I've just come to check out who's making a total proud of themselves.
22:08Quality entertainment, Matt.
22:10See you at lunchtime.
22:14Just ignore him.
22:15Soundly jealous.
22:17Come on, then.
22:18I've missed two lessons, that's all.
22:20But it's not just two lessons, is it?
22:22Your grades have been slipping for some time.
22:25He's never had any trouble applying himself in the past.
22:28Something's going on.
22:30I'd agree.
22:31It's not just his grades.
22:32I just caught him fighting with Ronan.
22:34What?
22:35We had an argument.
22:37That's what lads do.
22:38That's not good enough.
22:39What were you fighting about?
22:43Come on, Jonah.
22:45It's my girl.
22:46Who?
22:47Jess?
22:47No, Dad.
22:48No one you know.
22:49But Ronan knows her.
22:50I'm sorry, but girl issues are not a good enough reason to be found scrapping in school corridors.
22:57That's a first strike.
22:58Do you understand?
23:00How about you do some extra classes after school, help you catch up?
23:04See, there's no need.
23:05I know I haven't been doing as well, and I'm sorry.
23:09But I'm really going to start putting the work in.
23:12I want to do well.
23:14I want to get a good job and make something of myself.
23:18Well, that sounds like a way forward.
23:20I agree.
23:21But, Jonah, if you find yourself struggling again, for goodness sake, let us know.
23:26I will.
23:27Promise.
23:29I appreciate you keeping a close eye on him.
23:41I hope Jonah means what he says.
23:43He's a teenage boy, Chris.
23:45Hopefully he'll listen to what's been said and turn it around now.
23:57Are you OK?
23:59A bit better.
24:01What's all that about you and Jonah?
24:03I told him you knew.
24:05Flipped out.
24:06He's convinced you're going to tell everyone.
24:08Nice of him to have so much faith in me.
24:11He reckons if it gets out, Miss Montoya could go to prison.
24:15Well, you don't feel sorry for her, do you?
24:16Nah.
24:17I'm worried, Vicks.
24:19He was so angry.
24:20I've never seen him like that.
24:22We're best mates.
24:23Well, she's obviously got a huge hold over him.
24:26I reckon.
24:27Why else would he take it out on you?
24:30Look, she's probably told him that you're going to rat him out and not to be your friend
24:33any more.
24:34Nah.
24:35He knows I'd never do that.
24:36Yeah, well, maybe he should.
24:38She's changed him, Roland, and not for the better.
24:41He reckons he loves her.
24:43Oh, she's just messing with his head.
24:45And his A-levels.
24:46At this rate, he's going to fail everything.
24:50Look, you need to talk to her.
24:51And just tell her what she's doing is wrong.
24:53What's the point?
24:54If Joel is not going to listen to me, there's no way that she would.
25:03So, um, what about this girlfriend of yours?
25:08Well, she's at Glossop Hill.
25:10We've been seeing each other for a couple of years.
25:13It would have been nice to have known about her.
25:17Didn't think you'd approve.
25:18In case it got in the way of McRae's or something.
25:21Well, it kind of hurts, hasn't it?
25:25Yeah, fair point.
25:27I know I'm strict, but I don't expect you to live like a monk.
25:31You're a good-looking lad.
25:33I know the girls are chasing after you.
25:38It's time you and I had more fun together.
25:41In fact, I've been thinking about reintroducing the traditional Kirby camping trip.
25:48We've not done that since I was ten.
25:50Admittedly, it'd be a little bit different.
25:53I can't see you and your sister playing tag around the guy ropes like you used to.
25:57I forgot we did that.
25:59More like Ruth reading in bed while you and I share a couple of beers around the fire.
26:04You know, talk and stuff.
26:06You mean father and son philosophising?
26:09No.
26:11Man-to-man bonding.
26:14You can even bring your girlfriend.
26:17I don't know.
26:19I'm not too sure you and her could chat like that.
26:22Well, we might have to limit the football talk, but she will always be welcome.
26:29Anyway, I'd piss me off, yeah?
26:30So have a think about it and let me know.
26:34Yeah.
26:45Okay.
26:45What have you got there?
26:47Just some stuff.
26:48Got something sick planned at lunchtime.
26:50Well, what is it?
26:51Come to the changing rooms.
26:52I'll show you there.
26:54Nice work.
26:56I hope you and Mr Stack aren't plotting any repeats of last week.
26:59Oh, no way.
27:00Just talking, sir.
27:01Have you signed up for the Panser auditions?
27:03It's not my kind of thing.
27:04Maybe why not?
27:05You could do your body popping.
27:06I'm sure that's exactly what Miss Luau's looking for.
27:08Better way of spending your time than hanging around with Kyle.
27:10I've got a core sweater at lunch.
27:12Since when have you given up your lunch to do your work?
27:16Come on.
27:16It'll be a laugh.
27:17Sam Bootha's doing it.
27:19Yeah, maybe.
27:20I'll think about it.
27:37You all right, mate?
27:40Look, I'm sorry about what happened before.
27:43I just don't want to see you getting hurt.
27:46I know, mate.
27:48Me neither.
27:53That's what I mean, Jessica.
27:55We've got this plan.
27:57After today, she's no longer my teacher.
28:00She's resigning.
28:01What?
28:03If she's not my teacher, then we'd have to keep it a secret.
28:07Well, what's she going to do if she's not teaching?
28:10I'll get a job.
28:11Support us both.
28:12Mate, this is crazy.
28:13What about your exams?
28:15We'll have to wait, I guess.
28:17Well, you don't sound all that convinced.
28:19Are you sure it's what you want?
28:21It doesn't matter what I want.
28:23Be with Jessica.
28:24That's what's important.
28:26It'll matter when you leave school and can't find a job.
28:29The pair of you are unemployed.
28:31Right barrel of laughs, that'll be.
28:32We'll be fine.
28:34Yeah, right.
28:35Miss Montoya strikes me as the kind of person who likes the finer things in life.
28:39Think she'll still feel the same way about you when you're both broke.
28:47Miss Montoya, can I have a word?
28:48Of course, Vicky.
28:52What are you doing?
28:55I'm afraid I'm leaving.
28:58Family reasons.
28:59What are you going today?
29:00Well, don't worry about your work.
29:02Mrs Fisher will find a good replacement.
29:05Well, she couldn't find anyone worse than you.
29:09Excuse me?
29:10I know about you and Jonah.
29:16Can you just give us another minute outside, please?
29:24I'm not going to talk about this with you, Vicky.
29:26My personal life is none of your business.
29:28Well, I'm making it my business.
29:30Jonah wants this as much as I do.
29:32I'm not pushing anything on him.
29:33Yes, you are.
29:34It'll be Jonah with his heart broken and us lads to pick up the pieces.
29:38I can't deal with this now.
29:45I'm not leaving till you admit that you're using him.
29:47You just don't get it, do you?
29:50I love Jonah.
29:52And I plan to spend the rest of my life with him.
29:54Please, Vicky.
29:57Look, it's up to you if you want to say anything.
30:00But you'll be the one hurting Jonah, not me.
30:03Have you thought about what your dad's going to say when he finds out?
30:06I told him I'm seeing someone.
30:09He even says she can come away with us.
30:11Does he know he's seeing Miss Montoya?
30:13Of course not.
30:15How can I tell him?
30:16Exactly.
30:17Because you know he's not going to be okay with it.
30:20Seriously, mate, this is going to kill your family.
30:23Your dad's not going to want anything to do with her.
30:25And think about what he'll do to Ruth.
30:27This decision I'm making isn't just for the fun of it.
30:31I know it'll hurt people, but I can't walk away from her.
30:37You're going to have to choose, aren't you?
30:38Chescott or your family?
30:40Because you can't have both.
30:42No.
30:52What are you up to?
30:53Lunch time, mate.
30:54All will be revealed.
30:55I want you to record it on your film.
30:57I promised Ruth I'd go to the audition.
30:59Sack it off!
31:00Pantos for shadows anyway.
31:01Me and Carl have got something much better planned.
31:04I don't know, Dan.
31:05I mean, last time it was a bit full on.
31:07The bigger the better.
31:08I'm after your audition, yeah?
31:09You don't want to miss this.
31:12These are two extracts from the same book.
31:16I want you to work in pairs
31:19and discuss which is the better of the two.
31:22You wrote them, sir.
31:23That's not important.
31:24What is important is that you remember
31:28that a good piece of literature
31:31uses varied sentence structure, i.e. syntax,
31:35words of more than two syllables,
31:38and doesn't rely on sexual innuendo for humour.
31:42Right.
31:43Get on with it.
31:46What's Denzel planning for this lunchtime?
31:49What are you asking me for?
31:50Because he says you're going to be there.
31:52Yeah, well, change of plan.
31:54I'm going to go check out the auditions instead.
31:57Right.
31:57I thought you were too cool for that.
32:00I'm going to take the mick out of Finn.
32:02Not to try out.
32:03Well, Denzel's well up for you being there.
32:06He's out to impress.
32:08Yeah, I'll get over it.
32:18Hi.
32:19Can I have a word with Jonah, please?
32:20Er, Kenny, wait.
32:21We're just about to start an experiment.
32:23Well, not really.
32:24I have to go through his coursework with him before I leave.
32:26Perhaps you could do it after class.
32:27Chris, I have to go through a lot of students.
32:29All right, fine.
32:30Jonah!
32:33Thanks.
32:43Vicky knows.
32:44Your best mate, Ronan, must have told her.
32:48He did.
32:49Early on.
32:51You knew?
32:53I just didn't want you getting stressed out about it.
32:56Of course I'm stressed out.
32:57People can't find out about us until I leave.
33:01Are you sure this is what you want to do?
33:03What?
33:05Of course it is.
33:07How else are we going to be together?
33:11This is what you want, isn't it?
33:15Jonah!
33:17You're going to be unemployed.
33:19I haven't got a job yet.
33:22Maybe you should wait until I get something sorted out.
33:25Jonah, our baby is due in seven months.
33:28It isn't going to wait.
33:30I know that.
33:33I just don't want us to rush into something we'll regret.
33:36Is that what this is all about?
33:38You're going to regret being with me?
33:39No.
33:40No, that's not what I'm saying.
33:41So what is it that you're saying?
33:44You don't want to marry me?
33:45No.
33:45Well, of course not.
33:47I just want us both to be certain about what we want.
33:52I don't understand where this is all coming from.
33:55Being with my dad earlier made me realise that I'd have to choose between you and my family.
34:03I thought you knew that.
34:06I guess I always hoped I could have had both.
34:09I can't believe this.
34:13Do you know the lies I've told and the sacrifices I've made today?
34:18You better decide what it is that you want, Jonah, because I've made my choice and I can't afford to
34:22wait.
34:22Jessica, please!
34:23Don't.
34:27Everything all right, Jonah?
34:29Yes, sir.
34:30This one's all seemed a bit upset.
34:33Shall we be fine?
34:52What are you up to?
34:54Human lightning bolt, mate.
34:56What?
34:57I'm gonna send electricity for you this cable, keep turning the power up till I can't touch it anymore.
35:01No.
35:02Proper research.
35:04You're gonna electrocute yourself.
35:06For fun.
35:06For the buzz, mate.
35:17Have you got a minute?
35:17In between finding the perfect love song for Cinderfellow and turning a three hour script into one hour.
35:23Yeah, loads of time.
35:23All right.
35:24I'll come back later.
35:25No.
35:26It's okay.
35:26It's fine.
35:27Go on.
35:27What's going on?
35:30I've just found Jonah Kirby and Cheska arguing in the corridor.
35:33Looks like he's picking fights with everyone today.
35:35Yeah, but this wasn't your usual teacher pupil running.
35:39What do you mean?
35:41It's just the way that they were with each other.
35:43He grabbed her arm as she tried to walk away.
35:46What are you suggesting, Chris?
35:48I know this sounds crazy, but apart from the school uniform, it looked like a lover's tiff.
35:53You are way off the mark on this one, trust me.
35:56I mean, Cheska's got a lot to deal with right now and she really doesn't need her so-called friends
35:59making wild accusations.
36:01All right, all right.
36:02But something wasn't right.
36:15Tough day, eh?
36:18Yeah, you could say that.
36:24Why don't you get yourself off?
36:25No, I promised Adana that I'd help her out with her auditions.
36:29I feel bad as it is for letting everyone else down.
36:34Sure, I'll ask her.
36:36No, Tom, honestly, I'm fine.
36:57You okay, Cheska?
36:59Shall I call your boyfriend, ask him to come get you?
37:02Um, he's working.
37:04I'm sure he'll be able to leave early, given the circumstances.
37:07Is he going to Spain with you?
37:08I don't know.
37:09It hasn't been my number one priority.
37:11Okay, well, shall I give him a ring?
37:13Oh, for heaven's sake!
37:15I can look after myself and I don't need you, Tom, or anyone else looking after me.
37:19Let's go.
37:19Oh, just leave it!
37:20Let's go!
37:32Let's go!
38:07Ready? I don't wanna film this, Den. You're gonna
38:09get hurt. Where's Carly? He'd be up for it. He's
38:12not coming. What? I need him to see this.
38:15Why? You've got nothing to prove. Why don't you just call it off?
38:22Turn it on.
38:42Easy. Turn it on ya. This isn't funny, am I?
38:50It appears my year elevens are brighter than I was giving them credit for. Helped you pick
38:56a winning horse, did they, didn't they? Very droll. No, they read two versions of Fairy
39:02Cake and clearly identified the better written. Did you let them know that I was the author?
39:09Oh, I think you and I both know Ruby. It was my work they were drawn to. Oh. Right.
39:15So, erm, so what are those? Because I think they seem to prefer mine.
39:21But that's theft. No, it's not. It's evidence. It's evidence that half the class thought
39:26mine was better. And evidence that you're trying to pull a fast one. No, no, children.
39:30No arguing. And to be fair, Ruby, it's no coincidence that you made me a homemade pie in your free
39:36period. And that is bribery. Why don't you two wait for the only opinion that counts, mine?
39:42Right, everyone, settle down. Sam, Finn, you're up.
39:53Erm, the bell's ringing. Lunchtime's nearly over. I've got to go.
39:58There's just one last dance, Cinder. I can't.
40:06Finn. Finn, go. Finn. Finn. He's you.
40:19He's gone. But he left his trainer. Whomsoever this trainer fits, I shall marry.
40:25Just follow the smell. Shut up, you.
40:27Oh, keep your skirt on, Cinders.
40:29Kyle, either shut up or get up there and do your own audition.
40:32No, he hasn't got the guts, miss. You what?
40:33You know what? She's right. You couldn't kiss a princess. Only thing you've ever kissed
40:37is that dead mutt of yours. Better than kissing her.
40:39What? Right, Mr Stan.
40:41Finn, stop it. Finn.
40:42Pick a scene. You're auditioning.
40:44No way.
40:45No, it seems like you've got a lot to say for yourself.
40:47All right, well, I'll shut up.
40:48Well, it's too late.
40:50Start reading.
41:02This is mad. Please just stop.
41:04Ignore her.
41:06Whack it up. All the way.
41:09Full blast.
41:17All right.
41:19All right.
41:19All right, let me, let me put a photo of the bright eyes.
41:25Oh, my gosh.
41:25Ey, ey ,e every now and then, i fall apart.
41:27Every now and then, i fall apart.
41:28And i need you more tonight.
41:31And i need you more than never.
41:45It's Denzel. He's in trouble.
41:49This is a crowd.
41:52Well, make them better then, because you are auditioning, Chloe.
41:56You can't leave now. You're supposed to be judging.
41:58No, you'll be fine. You've got plenty.
41:59Bye. Thank you, girls. Thank you.
42:22What the hell are you playing at?
42:25All of you, out. Now.
42:31Hey. Not you.
42:37I've been looking for you.
42:38Why?
42:41I just wanted to check that everything was all right with Jonah earlier.
42:44You looked upset.
42:45I'm upset about my dad, Chris.
42:47And the last thing I need are sterly pupils who don't want to be doing extra work.
42:51Well, it looked like it was a bit more than that to me.
42:54What?
42:54It didn't look like it was an argument about coursework.
42:57It seemed a bit more serious.
42:58Well, you're obviously seeing things.
43:00I don't think I am, Cheska.
43:03You do realise what would happen if a teacher was more than a teacher with a pupil, don't you?
43:07Yes. I do, Chris.
43:09But thanks for the reminder.
43:13So nothing's going on, then?
43:15No. Absolutely not.
43:25Jonah?
43:29I'm sorry.
43:30You're right.
43:31We need to get this word out.
43:33Not here.
43:34Chris knows about us.
43:35What?
43:36He saw us talking together and he worked it out.
43:38We'll talk about this later, yeah?
43:43Can you stay to watch me audition?
43:44Yeah, of course.
43:46Your turn now.
43:46Off you go.
43:48I want you to say or do something that will get Princess Charming to notice you.
43:54To make her think you're worth bothering about.
43:59Go on.
44:00Like what?
44:01It's up to you.
44:02You're Cinder Fella.
44:04This is the woman of your dreams.
44:07Do something.
44:09Wow her.
44:10In your own time, Kyle.
44:13Come on.
44:14What would impress this woman?
44:25Yeah!
44:26Yeah!
44:27That would do it.
44:37It was just a bit of fun.
44:40Giving yourself electric shocks is just a bit of fun.
44:43Oh, that's funny, is it?
44:44What, the thought of you being dead?
44:46Or is it the thought of me calling your mum to tell her that you're dead that's making you laugh?
44:49Like she'd care.
44:51Your mum would be devastated if anything happened to you.
44:54All she cares about is Sam and Earl.
44:56That's not true and you know it.
44:58If you carry on like this, Dent, you're going to end up in hospital.
45:02Or prison.
45:03Suits me.
45:04She spends more time visiting Earl in prison than she does me anyway.
45:07Your mum loves you.
45:09She loves going shopping with Sam.
45:11Or telling her mates how Prince has just said mum.
45:19Have you told your mum how you feel?
45:21What's the point?
45:22Well, because she probably has no idea.
45:24I'm not a baby.
45:25I'm not saying that you are.
45:27Look, we all need a bit of attention now and again.
45:31A lot of people care about you, Dent.
45:33It's me included.
45:34You don't have to do stupid stuff to get yourself noticed.
45:37It is a laugh, though.
45:39Well, you don't look like you're having much fun now.
45:42And even less so when I tell Mrs. Fisher what you've been up to.
45:48Whatever.
45:50Do what you have to do.
45:54Okay, take a five-minute break, everyone.
46:00I can't believe how good Kyle was.
46:02There's more to be in the lead than just dancing, you know.
46:05Oh, someone's jealous.
46:06He's scared he's going to get his hands on Sam.
46:08No.
46:09Why would it be?
46:12I just can't believe what you're suggesting.
46:14Well, you've got to admit they've been acting strangely.
46:17She's been distracting.
46:18Snappy, I guess.
46:19But this...
46:21Right, even if it were true, which I'm not saying it is,
46:24I don't have any evidence.
46:25I came out before and asked her if she was seeing him.
46:28And she wasn't very convincing in denying him.
46:33Cheska!
46:36Cheska.
46:37Cheska.
46:38Yeah, all right.
46:39Thank you, Jonah.
46:40I'm happy you've got this for you.
46:41Cheska.
46:41Cheska, are you okay?
46:43Have you hit your head?
46:45Are you okay?
46:46We should get you to hospital.
46:50Are you sure you don't want someone to go with you?
46:52No, please.
46:53I'll be fine.
46:59Are you telling me it's normal for a pupil to call a teacher
47:02by a first name and then react like that?
47:05Look at him watching her now.
47:07I should be with her.
47:09Well, you can't.
47:09You'll get caught.
47:10You don't get it.
47:12She's having my baby.
47:14What?
47:15Oh, my God.
47:17Look, guys.
47:18I need you to be on my side.
47:21I'm sorry for having a boat you both out here.
47:23Wait, you'd better go to the hospital.
47:26You can take my bike.
47:28Excuse me.
47:32Er, Jonah?
47:34Where's he going?
47:36I'll give you one guess.
47:41What about you two?
47:43Where's Jonah going in such a hurry?
47:47Wouldn't be heading to the hospital, would he?
47:53Go on.
47:54On your way.
47:59We need to tell Karen.
48:00And say what?
48:02I mean, everything's based on assumption now.
48:04I'm not defending her, Chris, but we need some sort of proof.
48:06I'll go to the hospital.
48:08I'll call you when I get there.
48:25So, what's the verdict?
48:28Don't be polite.
48:29Just say it as it is.
48:32They're both really good.
48:34And?
48:35I really enjoyed reading them both.
48:37Well done.
48:40Yeah, but which one did you prefer?
48:43Which one was better?
48:45You can't really compare the two, you know.
48:48Course you can.
48:49Just spit it out.
48:53Fine.
48:55If you really want to know what I thought.
48:58I thought they were both flawed.
49:01But if I had to choose one,
49:04then I would probably choose rubies.
49:08Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
49:14Mine.
49:22Excuse me.
49:23Jess, come on, Tyler.
49:28Johnna.
49:28You're right. Is the baby all right?
49:30Yes, but you shouldn't be here.
49:32I don't care who knows.
49:34I'm sorry, Chess.
49:36I didn't mean what I said earlier.
49:38What about your family?
49:40You're right. This is going to be hard.
49:42Hand up. We'll deal with that when it happens.
49:45It's you and the baby that I love.
49:47You're my priority.
49:49No one else.
49:52I bought these today.
49:54The wedding.
49:57I love you.
49:59And I want to start taking care of you both.
50:02I love you so much.
50:08You idiots.
50:16Hey, I'm in it!
50:18Yeah, it's Chess, you're a rat.
50:20Er, yeah, so are you.
50:21What am I?
50:27Oh, well done, Sam, I mean, yeah, you could do it.
50:29Who's seen the fella?
50:33Kyle.
50:35Kyle.
50:35Well, you've got it or you haven't.
50:37Well, you don't even want the part, though.
50:39I've changed my mind.
50:40I quite like the sound of leading man.
50:44Where were you at lunch?
50:45Went to check out the audition.
50:47Got the main part.
50:48You're not actually gonna do it, are you?
50:50It means winding Sharky up, yeah?
50:52Yeah, I suppose.
50:53Anyway, are you coming apart later?
50:54Right, mate.
50:55I've got lines to learn.
51:00I wanted to tell LaDonna before, I just didn't know how.
51:03You had no intention of telling anybody anything.
51:05Because she knew how you'd all react.
51:07Now, do you want me to react, Jonah?
51:08Should I congratulate her?
51:10Give her a pat on the back for putting a schoolboy?
51:11I'm 17 years old.
51:13It doesn't matter.
51:13She is your teacher.
51:16Are we getting married?
51:19You what?
51:22You are joking.
51:23Please, Tesska, tell me this is a wind-up.
51:25I didn't mean for it to happen.
51:26I didn't know how to stop it.
51:29We love each other.
51:30You know what?
51:31I'm not listening to another word of this.
51:33We are all going back to school and you decide.
51:35Are you gonna tell Karen or am I?
51:48I'm so sorry, LaDonna.
51:50Save it, Tesska.
51:51I think you should wait out here, Jonah.
51:54Go on.
51:55I'll be fine.
52:13What's going on, Tesska?
52:20I've been having a relationship with Jonah Kirby.
52:24What?
52:25I love him.
52:29You're his teacher.
52:30Which is why I handed in my notice.
52:32Oh, you think that makes it okay?
52:33No.
52:34Of course not, but I was just trying to do what was best.
52:37No, what would have been best is if this had never happened in the first place.
52:42I know.
52:44But it did.
52:46So you lied about your father being ill to cover this up?
52:52We thought that if I had left, we wouldn't have to keep this a secret anymore.
52:57You're a very stupid woman.
53:02Well, I'm sorry.
53:04And this, uh, relationship, as you call it, how serious is it?
53:12We're getting married.
53:16And I'm pregnant.
53:26Jonah?
53:26Jonah?
53:27What's going on, son?
53:29Marcus, thanks for coming back in.
53:31I need to speak to you and Jonah.
53:33What's this about?
53:35Do you want to follow me?
53:39Obviously, you're suspended pending an investigation.
53:42But I think we can both be pretty sure your career is over.
53:46We need to call the police.
53:47No.
53:48No, please, don't do that.
53:49You've given us no choice.
53:51What you've committed is a criminal offence.
53:54You've abused your position of trust.
53:56It wasn't anything like that.
53:58You've been caught taking advantage of a pupil.
54:02We need to find out whether you've abused others under your care.
54:05No.
54:06No, it was just Jonah.
54:08I mean, I didn't...
54:16He's very mature.
54:19And we develop feelings for each other.
54:22I would never do anything to harm anyone.
54:24Well, that's a lie.
54:26Because you have harmed him.
54:27And you've harmed this school.
54:30Now, I'd like you to collect your things while you wait for the police.
54:36How long has this been going on?
54:39Jonah!
54:41A couple of months.
54:42A couple of months.
54:43We're all angry, Marcus.
54:45Don't worry.
54:46We are going to be taking appropriate action against Miss Montoya.
54:48Too little.
54:49Too late.
54:50I want to be with her.
54:51Don't be ridiculous.
54:52I'm taking you away from here.
54:54Well away.
54:55You are never going to see that woman again.
54:57Ever!
54:58I'm getting married.
54:59What?
55:01You're not even an old enough boy!
55:02Maybe not in England.
55:05This is a wind-up, yeah?
55:07Tell me this is a wind-up.
55:09We're going to Gretna Green and you can't stop us.
55:12Have you completely lost your mind?
55:14All right.
55:14Let us just calm down for one second.
55:16Don't you tell me to calm down!
55:17We're going to leave this to the police.
55:19You don't have to get them involved.
55:21Yes, we do.
55:22I want that woman arrested.
55:24And locked up.
55:25Now!
55:27Donut!
55:30This is going to be the first of many.
55:33No hard feelings, Grantley, eh?
55:35Yeah, well, I'm sure it'll give the publishers a good laugh, if nothing else.
55:39I'll definitely need a stiff drink after today.
55:42Well, Ruby can take us both for one.
55:45All righty, darling.
55:48Fancy coming for a drink with us?
55:51It's Jessica.
55:52She's all right, isn't she?
55:55She's been lying to me for weeks.
55:59Well, you've lost us.
56:02What she's trying to tell you is that I've been having an affair.
56:06Well, your boyfriend's married.
56:09No.
56:11He's a pupil at this school.
56:15What?
56:17Who?
56:20Who?
56:23Jonah Kirby.
56:26Take notes, Ruby.
56:27Good research for the next novel.
56:30Jonah Kirby.
56:32And when did all this start?
56:34Oh, Tom, do you think we really need the gory details?
56:36And that's why you're leaving.
56:37It's got nothing to do with your dad.
56:38Spot on, Tom.
56:40Jessica thought the whole daddy's had a heart attack would be the perfect cover-up.
56:43I'm sorry.
56:45I couldn't exactly tell you all the truth now, could I?
56:48Well, it's all over now, surely.
56:52Yeah.
56:54It looks that way now.
57:05We've got to, Rob.
57:06We've got to get away.
57:09No.
57:10No more hiding.
57:11No more lies.
57:13They're going to take me away from you.
57:15I'm not going to let that happen.
57:16Jonah.
57:17Go.
57:19I'm scared.
57:20It's all right.
57:21I'm staying here with you.
57:22Get away from him!
57:23I said I'm staying here with him!
57:24I know you're coming with me now.
57:29Do what I say.
57:31I'm your father, and I'm going to be your father.
57:34I'm staying here with Jessica and my baby.
57:37No, no, no.
57:37Do the decent thing and let the boy go.
57:40Get out of me!
57:40The police are on their way.
57:42No, all right.
57:43Get out of me!
57:44Get out of me now!
57:45Get out of me!
57:47Jessica!
57:48Jessica!
57:49Come on, please!
57:51Come on!
57:52Take it, don't do this!
57:53It's over, Jessica.
57:55Hold on!
57:55Jessica!
57:58Hold on!
58:04I promise your father I'll keep an eye on you.
58:07It's...
58:07In the hell out!
58:10Where were you?
58:11What happened?
58:12They've got to keep going.
58:13They've got to be on to us soon.
58:15You going somewhere?
58:17Come on, Jess.
58:18Where is he?
58:19What's going on?
58:20Check this out, Kyle.
58:21She's sick.
58:22I think you can get down now, mate.
58:25Come on, Denz.
58:26You're starting to freak me out.
58:37Denzel!
58:38Denzel!
58:50Denzel!
58:51Denzel!
58:53Waterloo Road Reunited
58:54Feeding 150 students at Oxford University, lessons will be learnt in Masterchef next.
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