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00:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:28Maratops, karate chops
00:31Bank rate, getting paid
00:33Private jet, sunset, sandy beach
00:35You said quarter two
00:37Sorry
00:38What kept you?
00:39I went to the doctor, Steph, as advised
00:41And that's the only appointment I could get
00:43And?
00:44Blah, blah
00:46Anxiety, blah, blah
00:47Sedatives
00:48Blah, blah
00:49Diazepam
00:50Well, at least you're doing something about it
00:53That's good
00:54Like me, you're prepared
00:56Yes, I am
00:57I mean, does that look like somebody who's not in control?
01:02I'm gonna throw those in the bin
01:03Well, that's a bit stupid
01:05The doctor obviously thinks you need them
01:06All I need is a couple of good nights sleep
01:09Now, that is everything we need for a highly successful trip
01:13Rachel will be impressed
01:15Well, that's the plan
01:17But you know, I doubt it
01:18Because she is waiting to see me fail
01:21Oh, God
01:23Are you sure you're all right, Ruby?
01:25Yes, I'm fine
01:26I am fine
01:27But I would appreciate it
01:29If you didn't talk about it
01:30The pills and so on
01:34Whatever
01:41You okay for another hour?
01:42Can't
01:43I've got school
01:43Yeah, I know that
01:45But I need those barrels of sanitiser from the barn
01:47I can't shift them on my own
01:48If I'm late again, I'll get detention
01:50Yeah, and we'll get closed down by the bank
01:51Unless we start making some money
01:53So why did you cancel Miss Fry's school trip?
01:55School trips make money
01:56Craig, we've been through this
01:57We cancelled it because the farm's not ready
01:59You said that Ruby understood
02:01She did
02:02She did
02:02Just a bit disappointed
02:04Well, I thought you'd be grateful your friends aren't coming
02:06You're always moaning about this place
02:08Look
02:10We need to get it back on its feet first
02:11Then we'll get the skills coming back
02:13Is this before or after I fail all my exams?
02:17I'm going in
02:17Oh, thanks
02:19Try thinking what Dad would make of that attitude
02:24Yeah, I can make it there for five
02:28Do I need to bring anything with me?
02:31Now, er, now I'm going to be on my own
02:37Alright, thank you, er, see you later
02:41Everything okay?
02:42Yeah, yeah, fine
02:43Just a parent who, er, wants to come in and see me
02:47Right
02:48Parent
02:50Yeah
02:51Why?
02:54If you need to talk, Kim, you know where I am, yeah?
02:59Yeah
02:59Right
03:00Ta-da
03:01What do you think?
03:02Yeah, it's good
03:03Yeah, we might need to be a little bit more enthusiastic than that if we're going to get Rachel on
03:07board
03:07Sorry
03:08If you're alright, erm
03:09No, it's great
03:10It's great
03:11Go on then
03:13I hope I'm not going out on a limb at ya
03:24I hope I'm not going out on a limb at ya
03:25We're not going out, we're just having a laugh
03:27It's okay to have a laugh, innit?
03:32Yeah, of course it is, but there's Amy near that
03:35Hey Finn
03:36Hey
03:37Hey
03:38What you guys got something about?
03:39Er, the farm trip
03:43What's that?
03:45Just a little something to liven things up
03:47Is that food?
03:49What do you think Josh is?
03:51Yeah
03:53Yeah, I'm in
03:58That is excellent
03:59There's staff behind it
04:00Yeah, I think so
04:01But the whole point of peer mentoring is about trust and empowerment
04:05So it's up to the children now
04:06Er, not exactly
04:07We've still got to keep an eye on things
04:09Yeah, we will
04:10But we're not going to mollycoddle them
04:11You know, the whole point of this is to allow it to work without our intervention
04:15Our kids will step up
04:16Sounds like it's good to go
04:18Hey, are you going to wish me luck?
04:20Oh, of course
04:21It's your first day back in the classroom, innit?
04:23Oh, yeah
04:23It's a good chance to mark a few teachers' cards
04:25Sending a bit of time with the kids, get to know them better
04:30Er, mentoring matches Year 12s with Year 8s
04:34Its priority is to offer practical help for classwork
04:37I think we should all see the benefits
04:39Most of them couldn't mentor a geranium
04:42Oh, Ruby
04:43Thank you for the farm visit
04:44It's all looking like a great start to our emotional health programme
04:48What has a trip to the farm got to do with emotional health?
04:53A healthy dose of country air
04:55No, I'm sorry about this, guys
04:57But I'd just like to remind you all again
04:58Er, that collective responsibility is the key thing here
05:02With the mentoring and with the visit
05:03Because, as you know, we did have a very serious incident last week
05:06Involving the abduction of one of our pupils
05:08And the more we know about our pupils
05:10About their concerns and their hopes
05:12Their often troubled backgrounds
05:14The more likely we are to prevent another Bianca Vale incident
05:18If you could just all remember to check the cover sheet
05:20Because we are quite a few down today
05:26So, er, going back into the trenches, eh?
05:29I must say, I'm impressed
05:29It's not every head who would put themselves up for a challenge like that
05:34He doesn't think I'm going to make it through today
05:36I thought you'd have sharper instincts than that, being a betting man
05:39Well, prove me wrong
05:40Fancy a small wager on it, hmm?
05:42Say, ten pounds
05:43Nah, that's stealing
05:47Tell you what, if you double it, I might be interested
05:52Kevin Rowley
05:54Diane Williams
05:55You're late, Craig
05:57Sorry, miss, I was helping Mark
05:59Do you know, we've all got things to do
06:01We've still managed to get here on time
06:02Go on
06:07He's such a flirt, isn't he?
06:09Was he flirting with you?
06:11What gives you that idea?
06:13Maybe it's just his way
06:14You wouldn't mean anything by it
06:17I don't trust him
06:18My advice, stay away
06:21You're so fancy, Siobhan, it's obvious
06:23Yeah, well, maybe it's not your sort
06:25I mean, you like the quiet types
06:28What's that supposed to mean?
06:30Well, you like to play it safe
06:33Me?
06:34I like the bad boys
06:36Can't help it
06:44That's the itinerary, Craig
06:45I mean, you know, it's the same as last year
06:47But just read through it, let me know if you've got any problems
06:50It's going to be great
06:51It's the first time Waterloo Roaders have seen the farm
06:54Well, it's the first time I've seen it since, you know, since Mark took over
07:02Well, he's doing a great job, your brother, running the farm
07:04Your dad would be ever so proud
07:06Yeah, can't wait for you to see what he's done with the place
07:09I know
07:10Mrs Fry, sorry, do you mind if I just leave this, um, here for after the break?
07:16What?
07:16Well, I'm covering your year eights after the break
07:20No, um, sorry, yes, are you?
07:24Yeah, I am
07:25Are you going to leave some work out for them?
07:26Yeah, absolutely, yeah
07:28Have they got worksheets to be getting on with?
07:30Worksheets? No, practical stuff, I quite fancy doing a bit of cooking
07:33No, no, because they did do that last, last son
07:36Oh
07:37And anyway, the theory is very important
07:39Oh, well, of course
07:41Well, enjoy the farm trip, everyone, I hope you have a great time
07:45Ruby, can you just give me a call around lunchtime, just let me know everything's going okay
07:49Absolutely
07:49Craig, what's so special about this farm then?
07:53Not much
07:54We might need someone to make it a bit more exciting
07:58Think there'll be a lot going on
08:00Anyway, we can sneak off and have a few sweets
08:02You'll be fine, Mrs Fry'll have enough to worry about
08:09Mrs Fry?
08:11Oh, yeah, hiding all your unmarked coursework, are you?
08:15Come on, we're waiting for you
08:17Steph, Steph, I am in big trouble
08:20I haven't ordered any ingredients for weeks
08:22The kids haven't done any cooking and have not mopped their homework
08:24I just, I haven't had the energy
08:26Rachel, she's going to be in here, she's going to be, oh God, she's going to be snooping around
08:30No, she isn't, just lock the door after you and bring the key, come on, I'll see you outside
08:47Can you phone Mark and tell him that we're on our way, please?
08:50Yeah, like this
08:54Is that him?
08:56Yeah
08:58His dad died last year, so it's just him and his brother
09:00It's tough on him
09:02Well, he's coping with it
09:03They're like that though, aren't they?
09:05Just throw anything at them, they bounce right back
09:07Thank you, driver
09:18All right, everybody, er, can you all settle down for me?
09:23Now, listen up, you need to put them at ease, all right?
09:26So, find out what they like, their favourite food or their favourite TV programmes
09:30Favourite sixth foreigner
09:32No, Philip, this is not a personal vanity programme
09:35It'll be a bit like having an older brother or an older sister
09:39Just one that doesn't tell you to go away and stop embarrassing them
09:41Yeah, er, don't forget to take notes and don't forget to fill in your post-interview forms
09:46Right, let's go and meet your mentors
09:50Come on, you lot, they won't bite
09:53Now, if you come across any problems that you think are too big to solve, please don't try and solve
09:57them yourself
09:59Oh, here we go
10:01All right, how are you?
10:02Er, Em
10:02All right, then, here we go, you two know each other, don't you?
10:05Now, Ros is one of our best
10:06I've never done anything like this before
10:08No, it's fine, just trust your instincts
10:10Right, you don't need us, whatever you think I need you, just do it
10:15Do you think that you've got enough training?
10:17Yeah, yeah, absolutely
10:19It'll be fine
10:25All right, Clegg
10:27Yeah, I know what you need, hand it over, Josh
10:29Er, you are such a bad influence on me
10:32That's me
10:34Are you sure?
10:35No thanks, I'm all right
10:36Oh, come on, Siobhan, do something risky for change
10:39Just one
10:44You ain't Craig
10:45Er, nah, better not
10:47He can't drink, he's a farm guide
10:58Do you have a late night with your quadruple espresso?
11:02I'll have some whatever it takes to get me through
11:05We're here
11:14See ya
11:14Now put your wellies on, everyone
11:17And behave
11:36Wow, it's a dump me
11:39What's happened here?
11:42It wasn't like this last year
11:45Is this your brother, Craig?
11:48Yeah, that's him
11:54Hello, Mark, how are you?
11:55Ruby?
11:57What are you doing here?
11:58The school trip
12:01I wrote you a letter cancelling the trip
12:03I gave it to Craig to give to you
12:08You didn't give it to her, did you?
12:10Yeah, I left it on your desk
12:13Didn't get a letter
12:14You must have known this morning that Ruby was going ahead with the trip
12:17I know, sorry
12:21I don't understand
12:23Look, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you'll have to leave
12:25It's not a good time, Ruby
12:27I'm not ready for you, there's no farm trails, nothing
12:31What are you playing at?
12:33Look, I know you're always worrying about money and stuff
12:34And I thought the trip would help
12:37Are there here now?
12:38Perhaps they should stay
12:40Come here
12:40I just thought it would help
12:43What did you think we were talking about this morning?
12:45You need to clean your ears out
12:48Could you queue up outside, please?
12:50I'll call you when I'm ready
12:53Queuing for classes
12:55That stopped
12:57Circa 82
12:58Can I help you, Grantley?
13:00God, you really have been out of the classroom a long time
13:04I think you're in for a bit of a shock
13:07Don't try and spook me
13:09Teaching's like riding a bike
13:10Once you know how, you never forget
13:13Hmm, that's just it, isn't it?
13:16We're not teaching anymore
13:18The job's about crowd control
13:21Keeping yobs in their seats
13:25Try to pretend you don't hear them swearing at you
13:28That is enough!
13:30I am going to enjoy myself
13:32So get lost, everything's under control
13:34Of course it is
13:36Anyway, any problems, don't hesitate
13:39Sort them out yourself
13:41Ruby, can we not just go back?
13:43No, because what am I going to tell Rachel?
13:46Steph, she's going to string me up
13:48Steph, please, would you help me persuade Mark?
13:52Oh, come on
13:53Thank you
13:59So, what do you say, Mark, eh?
14:02I'm sure a strong young man like you can cope with a few 14-year-olds
14:07And of course you'd have the undying gratitude of me and Rubes
14:12And Mark, Mark, please
14:15Alright, a quick tart and then it's off
14:16Oh, thank you
14:18Thank you so much
14:19Get them tight as you
14:22Right, everyone, come on
14:24You're going to love this, miss
14:25You've got to be careful, though
14:27A couple of the pens are a bit wobbly
14:29There's an old lecky in the chicken shed
14:31Oh, and the barn roos falling in
14:33Oh, with the knackered barn here and the pile of crap there
14:36Here a poo, there a poo
14:38Listen, it's fine
14:40It's going to be fine
14:42Can you not call me Rubes, please?
14:47You know what this mentor is?
14:50It's just a way for the teachers to get us to do their jobs for him
14:53It's cheapy
14:54Oi, Denzel, are you wanting a mentor?
14:58Because I've got a great, big, fat one in here for you
15:01What?
15:03Aggravator scams
15:04You're supposed to be helping us and listening to our complaints and that
15:08Have you got to complain about someone giving you too much homework?
15:11Yeah, lips it does
15:12In fact, I've got loads of complaints
15:14Budging stinky breath
15:16Frown licking her fingers and putting it back in the cake mix without washing it
15:19Hey, not giving us colouring in without teaching us French
15:22Denzel, Pat, I've heard enough
15:24We need to do something about this balloon
15:28Right, what I want you to do is write down everything that is bugging you about this place
15:33Including teachers?
15:35Especially the teachers
15:36Yeah, get anyone else who's got a problem to make a complaint to
15:38Then we'll get a massive box and dump it on Miss Mason's desk
15:41Shall we get hungry?
15:41Yeah, but like you said, we've been told to listen to you, so we're just following orders really
15:46In!
15:48Sir, Denzel's making a complaint to his mentor
15:50There's no easy way of saying this, sir, but you said your breath stinks
15:55Not one more word
15:57Now get in!
16:03Mentors, God help us all
16:05They're gonna rue the day that they
16:09Er, Carla, I need Miss Mason to sign off on these today
16:15She's in food tech
16:16Why, sir?
16:18Because I need her to read them urgently, alright?
16:21No, I mean, why is Miss Mason in food tech?
16:24Just take them, girl
16:27And don't forget to tell her I need them back today
16:35Okay, guys, settle down, please
16:39Right
16:40Today
16:41Doing worksheets
16:43Again
16:45Mrs Fry said he did a practical last week, Denzel
16:48Theories is important
16:50Yeah?
16:52Mr Budgen asked me to give you these
16:54What are they?
16:55Er, his preliminary form reports
16:57And he wants feedback
17:00Okay, thanks, God
17:02He, he said as soon as possible
17:06Thanks, God
17:09Okie dokie worksheets
17:10Miss, we haven't done any cooking for ages
17:12Really?
17:13Mrs Fry usually demonstrates
17:15We never get a go
17:17I see
17:19Okay
17:21Er, this is gonna be a little new to me
17:22But er, what do you say to us doing some cooking today?
17:25Yeah!
17:25You like that?
17:26Alright
17:28Farm's a bit different from last year, eh, miss?
17:30Yeah, well, there are a few changes
17:33Changes?
17:33Is that what you call them?
17:35Hard times, Ruby
17:36You know, I might shut the farm shop
17:39Laid up all the workers
17:42It's just the two of you
17:43Yeah, sooner he finishes school, better
17:47Through you come
17:58Come on, are you up?
17:59Holly?
18:00Okay, now, this here, Betty
18:02She's a five-year-old freeship
18:04Right, now, we obviously use the machines to milk
18:07But on school trips, we offer the chance to milk by hand
18:10Any turkeys?
18:11No
18:11No, I'm not doing
18:14No?
18:16What about you, Miss Haydock?
18:17Me?
18:18You're having a laugh on you
18:19It's a simple enough technique
18:20Come on, Miss
18:21Come on, Miss
18:22Come on, Miss, do it
18:23Come on, Miss
18:41Wrap your hands around the base there, with the teats
18:44And just squeeze gently down
18:46No, no, you've got to squeeze down to get the milk out
18:50Don't jerk
18:51And squeeze gently from the base
18:53How much milk does she give?
18:55She'll look close to 80 pints a day
18:5780 pints? I'm not standing here for that long
18:59Somebody else have a go
19:00We used to have twice as many coals
19:02We can't manage them, though
19:04Yeah, I don't think everyone needs to know that, Craig
19:05Now, can anyone tell me anything about the pasteurization process?
19:11There you go, well done
19:12Oh, I thank you
19:14Well done, Miss
19:17Hi, Rachel
19:18Yeah, no, we're having a great time, thank you, yes
19:21Erm, the keys are
19:24Oh, do you know, the little sods
19:25They're always hiding them
19:27But listen, don't worry
19:27Because they can just get on with the worksheets
19:30Ruby, it's okay, I'll get a spare set
19:33Okay, smashing
19:34We'll see you later
19:36Okay, bye-bye
19:37What?
19:39She's getting the spare keys from the caretaker for the storeroom
19:42Great
19:46Quiet, please
19:47Hey!
19:50Quiet, please
19:52Now, Emily
19:55Could you pop to the caretaker's formula up and say that
19:57Miss Mason says she wants the master's key for the food taking
20:00Thank you, and I'll take that
20:02Thanks
20:05I told you, an empty storeroom is hardly grounds for dismissal
20:11Oh, they're gorgeous
20:13Oh, no, look at their eyes, they creep me out
20:17Right, now, these are domestic parkers
20:20These'll be off to the abattoir in about two months
20:23What do you mean?
20:25Well, the pigs go for slaughter when they're about six months
20:27You kill them when they're babies?
20:30We all end up on the slab one way or the other
20:32And they're eating pig again
20:33Well, if you do, just make sure it ain't one of ours, cos they'll well scuzz her
20:40What's with the smart Alec comments you?
20:42You trying to embarrass me?
20:43This place is a home
20:45They're not blind
20:45There's no point pretending it's not
20:47Yeah, well, if you helped out a bit more, it might not be
20:49Stop complaining and showing me up
20:50If you wanna make yourself useful, go and get those barrels I asked for this morning
20:54It's not like you need to be on the tour, is it?
20:59Right then, follow me
21:08Are you determined to make life difficult for your brother?
21:11What?
21:12You're not exactly helping with your little dicks, are you?
21:14Just saying how it is
21:15You've seen how bad the place is now, huh?
21:17Do you know what I see?
21:18I see a young man working very hard to support his younger brother and you should have a bit more
21:21gratitude
21:24Great
21:29You need cheering up, mate
21:32Fancy a drink?
21:36Yeah
21:37Come on, lead the way then
21:39Josh, come on
21:40Quick, before they see us
21:47What?
21:48Where's the food?
21:51Right
21:53Who wants to learn how to make flapjacks?
21:55Yay!
22:07Er, okay kids, you need to start thinking about getting your mix in the oven
22:14Yeah, you've got about two minutes
22:19Oh no Sam, we'll get done
22:21They're gonna kill them, Lauren
22:23All you have to do is keep watch
22:27Come on, piggies
22:28Come on
22:29Open the gate, Lauren
22:30Open it
22:31Come on, go
22:31Go, you're free
22:32Have you seen Finn's shark?
22:35Oh my gosh, what are you hiding, Finn?
22:37No, I haven't
22:37And Amy and Travon are missing too
22:39Oh my God
22:40Oh my God
22:42Oh my God
22:44Oh my God
22:46Stop it!
22:48Put them down
22:49Don't stand there, help me out
22:51Don't panic them, let me deal with you
22:55It's not a game
22:56No, no, no
23:01Put them down
23:02No!
23:03Come on, it's not a game
23:05Come on, it's not a game
23:06No, you're not a game
23:08Right, go
23:09Stop it!
23:11Stop it!
23:11Put him back
23:12Put him back
23:13Come on
23:15Let's go!
23:16Stop it!
23:18Let's go
23:21Put him back
23:23Put him back
23:26She got through the cookery lessons
23:29By the skin of her teeth
23:32Ah, she thinks she can do two jobs at once
23:35You know what, if she can
23:36Heads clearly don't have enough on their plates
23:42Yo, Den, come here
23:44Come here
23:46Right
23:47See this box here?
23:49This is for you to collect everyone's complaints in
23:52Everyone writes down a problem on a piece of paper
23:55Then posts it into the top there
23:57Have you got that?
23:59Are you sure?
24:00Good
24:00I don't come back until it's full, yeah?
24:02Yeah, make sure you get everyone to really go for it
24:04Campbell's told us
24:09She likes French
24:10It's just that she does have nine other subjects
24:13Maths
24:14English
24:14Science
24:15Okay, okay
24:15Yep, I er...
24:17You get the point, Roz
24:18Thank you
24:21YANG
24:25TASPS
24:27NICE
24:44TASPS
24:48TOP
24:49Is this a joke?
24:51No, sir.
24:53Erm...
24:53I just feel that she could really benefit from some individual tutoring.
24:59After everything that's happened.
25:02Miss McCain.
25:04Hm?
25:05I will give you two seconds...
25:09TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
25:18Down in one, mate.
25:22It's always your space of crap.
25:24There's nothing crap about this, mate.
25:26You want to try to live in here, then?
25:28Getting up at five every morning and having him bossing around all the time.
25:32I really don't like you, brother, do you?
25:34If he thinks I'm working here for the rest of my life, I'm getting stuffed.
25:38Mate, you don't want to be a farmer.
25:39Don't be simple, lad.
25:41Just tell him.
25:42What's up there?
25:44My dad used to say there was a ghost up there.
25:47I think he'd have said it so and go up.
25:48Brilliant.
25:49Let's have a look.
25:52What are you doing?
25:53Come here.
25:53Come here.
25:55Come here.
25:58Come here.
26:00Come here.
26:10Come here.
26:11Come here.
26:13Come here.
26:14Come here.
26:14Move here.
26:16Take care.
26:16All right.
26:17What are you doing?
26:20I'm sorry.
26:22Take care.
26:24Stop me, then.
26:30Want a hand?
26:32No, better not.
26:33I can do it.
26:33It's horrible stuff.
26:35Oh, for God's sake.
26:37Stuff it.
26:39No!
26:39Cause you don't fancy him.
26:41What a slipper!
26:42He kissed me.
26:43You're right.
26:44Ask him.
26:45She kissed me.
26:47Amy, he's lying.
26:48Come on, let's get down.
26:49Sorry, but...
26:54Oh, come on, my people.
27:04Woah!
27:05Cough.
27:07Cough.
27:09Cough.
27:10Cough.
27:11Cough.
27:11No, cough now, girls, it wasn't even a proper kiss.
27:12Wait till I get my jackpot.
27:14Cough.
27:15Cough, some bones.
27:15Cough, some shit.
27:17Cough!
27:18Cough!
27:29What were you doing? Was this some sort of swine liberation front?
27:34It was a very stupid thing to do, Sambuca.
27:36I've apologised to Mr Moran at once.
27:38Have you got any idea how expensive those animals are?
27:40It's in the state of this farm. You should be getting reported.
27:43Get her out of the sight right now. Get her out of the sight right now.
27:45Right now, please, Steph.
27:47And Craig. I don't know where Craig is. Can you find Craig, please?
27:54He wants his barrels. Damn well, haven't he?
27:59Look out!
28:04Ah, my eyes!
28:06He's stinging. He's got my eyes. I can't see.
28:09Drake, the idiot, come down!
28:11Oh, no. Are you all right?
28:13He's stinging.
28:14Josh, you OK?
28:15No, I can't see.
28:19Miss, it's Josh. He's had an accident.
28:26Dear God.
28:27Drinking on a school trip.
28:29Sorry, Miss.
28:32Get up.
28:34Stand up.
28:38Get your eye closed.
28:41All right, it still stings.
28:43Oh, dear God.
28:45He could have lost his sight.
28:48You are all so for the high jump when we get back.
28:51It still stings.
28:52I'm so sorry, mate.
28:54I didn't mean that so happy.
29:01I could get sued for this.
29:03Do you know, this is all Rachel needs to get me out.
29:05Here.
29:06Phone her.
29:07Phone her.
29:07And let Tom know.
29:09Oh, God.
29:10What a nightmare.
29:14Write anything you like.
29:16Teach us all, this too.
29:17excuse me.
29:17There is no doubt, there's no doubt.
29:18Better not together.
29:20Up and down, there's no doubt.
29:23Don't wanna live forever.
29:25Carry me out.
29:27There's no doubt.
29:28There's no doubt.
29:43There's no doubt.
29:44to Raz. The teachers are crap, you've got to
29:46complain about it, about whatever you
29:48want. I've got one in about Pudgeon's breath.
29:51Hand that oath.
29:54This has got to go
29:55to Miss Mason. Now!
29:59You are in
30:01big trouble, boy. Sir,
30:02it's not his fault. He was told to do it.
30:05You come with me,
30:07Kelly.
30:15Right, who can repeat
30:16that list to me?
30:18I'm sorry to interrupt.
30:20Miss Lipset, I'm trying to teach you.
30:22I know. Ruby's on the phone.
30:24There's been an accident.
30:26I'll be back as quickly as I can.
30:31Well, a drinker was involved,
30:32yeah.
30:34At the moment, we're just in the middle
30:36of questioning the kids, so...
30:39Right.
30:40We'll see you later. Bye-bye.
30:44What'd she say?
30:45Fine, it's all fine.
30:46Just, um, get right back.
30:49Did she say anything about
30:50what she'll do?
30:53Well, it's not your fault, Mark.
30:55I'm responsible for the place.
30:56If anything goes wrong, it's down to me.
30:58Look, I'd better follow you back and
31:00explain what happened.
31:04She'd come and throw the book at me.
31:07Come on.
31:13Can't believe we had a fight over a guy.
31:16Yeah.
31:16Now we're all in trouble for it.
31:18Not the Finn seems to care.
31:20I know.
31:21He's a bit crazy.
31:23I don't trust him.
31:26What?
31:27Snugging the face off him?
31:28Not your way of checking?
31:29I'm staying away.
31:32I'm in enough trouble.
31:34It's all yours.
31:54Miss Campbell, would you mind explaining to me the meaning of this?
32:00I've got absolutely no idea, Mr Budgin.
32:03Oh, well, I will enlighten you, shall I?
32:06I've already been told how to do my job by that Ros McCain,
32:10and now, in here, thanks to your stupid mentoring scheme,
32:14are hundreds of complaints about members of staff in this school.
32:18What, complaints?
32:20Yes.
32:21Insulting, sexually degrading, outrageous slurs on your colleagues,
32:26most of them libelous.
32:27Go on.
32:28Have a look at your handiwork.
32:31It was supposed to encourage responsibility.
32:35Er, what's going on?
32:37Oh, Miss Mason.
32:39Perfect timing.
32:41Perhaps you would like to hear how Miss Campbell's mentoring scheme
32:45has made every teacher a laughingstock,
32:48thanks to this idiot.
32:50Miss, Boatland and Paul said they were told to collect stuff about the teachers.
32:54Right.
32:55They were just trying to be good mentors.
32:59Come on, you scoot.
33:00I'll come and find you later.
33:04Perhaps if we'd had someone at the helm.
33:07Grantley, whether I'm in a classroom or not,
33:09I am still in charge.
33:12Kim, you do need to keep a closer eye on things.
33:14You can't introduce new ideas into a school and not stay on top of them.
33:17Oh, no, I'm sorry.
33:18Is that it?
33:19Yes, it is, Grantley.
33:20Now, calm down and shut up.
33:23Denise, can you cover my class, please?
33:24I've got a problem.
33:25I need to switch out.
33:25I need to switch out.
33:56What I don't understand is how five pupils managed to go unnoticed for so long.
34:01Huh?
34:02I mean, why didn't Craig come and talk to you this morning about the trip being cancelled?
34:06I don't know.
34:07What's he like normally?
34:09You know, tired and distracted lately, but nothing like this.
34:12Rachel, could I speak to Craig, please?
34:14Because it is out of character.
34:16It has happened on my trip, and I do feel very responsible.
34:21Yes, all right.
34:22When you speak with your friend, Mr Moran,
34:23there is no way that we are going to go back on that farm again.
34:28Do you know how lucky you are?
34:31Yeah.
34:32Your lives could have been permanently damaged.
34:35But they weren't.
34:36No, and that's just sheer luck.
34:39Accidents happen, Dad.
34:41Well, they happen a lot more when alcohol's involved.
34:43What the hell were you playing at?
34:45Drinking on a school trip.
34:46I was just having a laugh.
34:47Where did you get the booze from?
34:51Dunno.
34:51Didn't see you past the bottle.
34:53Don't give me that.
34:55Vince Sharky brought it in, didn't he?
34:58Maybe.
34:59Didn't he?
35:00Yeah, all right.
35:01Yeah, he did.
35:02But he didn't make me drink it.
35:03That was my decision.
35:04I don't believe you, Josh.
35:05What?
35:06Like he opened my mouth and shoved it down my throat?
35:08Oh, yeah.
35:08Right.
35:09From now on, you stay away from that lad.
35:11No way.
35:11He's trouble.
35:12He's my best, mate.
35:14Not anymore, he isn't.
35:16You got that?
35:18Now, come on.
35:24Kim?
35:27Have you been hiding from the angry teachers?
35:30No.
35:31I've messed up.
35:33No, you were right.
35:35They needed more training.
35:36Hey, look, I was all for it as well.
35:39It was a great idea.
35:41In theory.
35:43I just don't know I'm going to face everyone.
35:46You know, the things the kids said, they said some really terrible stuff.
35:49And then I've got Grantley going.
35:50Yeah, well, Grantley's had his rant now.
35:53And we both know that Grantley's happiest when he's ranting.
35:55You should be pleased with yourself.
35:56You've given him a great day.
36:01Come on.
36:02Let's go and get a cuppa.
36:06Where are you going?
36:08You out tonight?
36:09No.
36:10I was talking to Amy, actually.
36:12See you tomorrow, Finn.
36:14We're washing our hair.
36:15Amy, I'll wait for you.
36:17Eight o'clock, you know you'll be there.
36:29But you have to admit, it would have been better if you'd called Mrs Fry yourself, explain why you needed
36:33to cancel.
36:34I know that now.
36:35I knew the farm wasn't suitable.
36:37I did try to explain that to Ruby this morning.
36:40But she persuaded me against my better judgment to let them stay.
36:43Nonetheless, chemicals left out in an open barn.
36:46You know, it should have been locked.
36:47Oh, there should have been better supervision.
36:49Two teachers there and no control over the kids at all.
36:52What's going on?
36:54I chucked his letter away.
36:56I wanted you to come and see how bad the place is now that Dad's gone.
36:59Well, you should have spoken to me.
37:01I tried.
37:02Like this morning when I was late because I was working.
37:05And you just thought it was an excuse.
37:09Yeah, well.
37:12I didn't realise how tough things were.
37:15You always seem so happy in school.
37:17I am.
37:18I like being here.
37:19But it doesn't mean things are okay at home, does it?
37:22No.
37:23Look.
37:25You can imagine the implications that this could have for me.
37:28Yes, I can.
37:29I can and I'm sorry, but I am duty-bound to make a report to health and safety.
37:34What, so I could get closed down?
37:36They weren't even meant to be there.
37:38I know.
37:39I don't know their procedures.
37:41They may want to make an investigation.
37:42I don't know.
37:44Craig would just cancel the trip like he was asked.
37:46Oh, come on, Mr Moran.
37:47I'll sort it.
37:49He could be in serious trouble because of what you did.
37:51You could lose the farm, Craig.
37:54But if you lost the farm, it might not be so bad.
37:57I could start over.
37:58I mean, I'm not even sure if mine was to be a farm.
38:00You spent the last day in this place, mate.
38:02Out.
38:02Now.
38:03From now on, you're going to be all right and see what you're doing.
38:06Every day.
38:07Mark.
38:08Get a move on.
38:15Please, Mark, wait.
38:17We need to talk.
38:18Well, he could have been killed, Ruby.
38:20There.
38:21Talking over.
38:22Just listen to what he has to say.
38:25Craig.
38:26Tell Mark what you told me.
38:30Fourteen.
38:30I shouldn't have to work on the farm if I don't want to.
38:33I want to go and finish my exams, go to college.
38:36So did I.
38:38But I didn't have a choice.
38:39Well, it's not Craig's fault.
38:40Ruby, have you got any idea what it's like trying to keep my head above water?
38:43Eh?
38:45Working every hour just to make sure that he's looked after.
38:47Having no time for myself.
38:49But Dad built this business up for the both of us.
38:52Didn't he?
38:54So that we'd have something.
38:55I don't want it.
38:56Dad knew that.
38:57Mark, so why do you keep going on about it?
38:59It's me who kept the farm going.
39:01Me who gave up the chance to go into university to help him.
39:03He's dead, Mark.
39:06He don't care about a precious farm anymore.
39:08So why do you?
39:11It's all we've got left of him.
39:13Have you any idea how much I hate the place?
39:17It's everywhere.
39:29Is something wrong, Kim?
39:31It's, erm, it's my first scan.
39:35And, erm, I'm not really looking forward to it.
39:40Well, I'm sure everything will be OK.
39:43It's just, it's not how I imagined it to be.
39:48On me own.
39:51Well, I'll come.
39:55If you want.
39:57I'm not my science teacher, aren't I?
39:58I can count if it's got all its fingers and toes.
40:03These are Craig's grades for last term.
40:07He has excelled in every subject until recently.
40:12I mean, this is A-star quality.
40:14But it won't be if he keeps handed in his coursework late.
40:20Didn't know you were so clever.
40:22Oh, yeah.
40:23He has his moments.
40:24He should be very proud of them.
40:30Come on, mate.
40:58I just need you to lift up your top so I can give you the old jelly belly.
41:02Well, do you want me to wait outside?
41:04No, no.
41:06No, it's fine.
41:23There you go.
41:35Um, is, is, is everything all right?
41:39Is it, is it, is it all right?
41:40Everything's fine.
41:42Do you want to know what the sex is?
41:43Oh, yes, please.
41:46Sorry.
41:48Sorry, it's nothing to do with me.
41:53Have you heard him?
41:56It's a boy.
42:01It's a boy.
42:07Hello.
42:20This is all we can get.
42:25Can I keep him here, Sam?
42:26Of course we can.
42:27Do you want him to end up in a kebab, Mauren?
42:29That's a lamb, you nutty.
42:31Your mum could put him in a few sausages there.
42:33Shut up.
42:34No-one is going anywhere near him.
42:37I'm gonna call him Albert.
42:39I love him.
42:40I actually love him.
42:43But not a word to anyone.
42:45Because he's not going back to that farm.
42:48Hey, baby.
42:48Maybe you're going back to the farm.
42:51Come on, mate.
42:53Aw, baby.
42:56They all got a bit carried away.
42:58What can I say?
42:59I don't think it's really unheard of.
43:02I just wanted to apologise all today, miss.
43:06The others are having detention tomorrow afternoon.
43:08I do expect to see you there, Craig.
43:10OK?
43:13So not a word, OK?
43:16Aw.
43:17Aw.
43:18Aw.
43:19Aw.
43:20Aw.
43:20Aw.
43:24Aw.
43:29Aw.
43:30Aw.
43:31Aw.
43:32Aw.
43:33Aw.
43:33Aw.
43:34Aw.
43:35Aw.
43:35Aw.
43:36Aw.
43:36Aw.
43:36You stole a piglet?
43:38Well, mom.
43:39Aw, mom.
43:41أو.
43:42Easy, easy.
43:43You brought him in on the coach.
43:45Pick it up.
43:47You got it.
43:48You stole a piglet?
43:49And it's stealing.
43:51You're going to kill him.
43:52I take you didn't see that either, Ruby.
43:54I hope she isn't hurt.
43:56She?
43:56I need to get her back and checked all day.
43:58You're not going to kill her, are you?
44:00We need a new brooder, don't we, Matt?
44:05I suppose.
44:08All right, we'll keep her.
44:10You can come and visit.
44:12Thanks.
44:15Come on, you lot, get out of here.
44:16You're in real trouble.
44:18Get down there.
44:19Excuse me.
44:22Thanks, Ruby.
44:24I will do right by Craig.
44:26We'll get the farm back on its feet.
44:29And get this one.
44:30In school, first thing.
44:32See ya.
44:33See ya.
44:35Get you, Ruby the Peacemaker.
44:38Eh, sorting those two out.
44:40Can I have a word with Ruby, please, Steph?
44:43Yeah.
44:45Yeah, okay.
44:46I'll, um, see you later.
44:48Thanks, Steph.
44:50Oh, Rachel, I am so terribly sorry about today.
44:54It's not just about today, is it, Ruby?
44:58Ah, your storeroom's empty.
45:00The kids say they never did a practical last week.
45:05Oh, oh, that was another class.
45:08But surely you've got lesson plans.
45:09You must know what each of your classes are doing.
45:14Ruby, are you okay?
45:16No, I'm not.
45:17Not really.
45:19Do you want me to just have a bit of time aside to have a chat or something?
45:22Well, maybe.
45:24You know, I've just had about a couple of weeks.
45:27Yeah, I do understand.
45:29Teaching's a really demanding profession, isn't it?
45:32What about us looking at dropping some of your management responsibilities?
45:35No, I can't.
45:37Well, I can't do that, Rachel.
45:38I need the money.
45:39I know, but I need you to be on the ball, Ruby.
45:42Can't carry anyone.
45:44Have a think about it.
45:46Oh, no, I don't need to.
45:47You know, I know what it's like in this place.
45:49You take a demotion, and six months later, you haven't got a job.
45:51I'm trying to help you here, Ruby, that's all.
45:52I'm fine.
45:54I'm fine.
45:55Okay.
45:58All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow then, Brian Early.
46:00Okay.
46:20Nice shoes, Steph.
46:21I have just spent a day on a farm with Ruby Fry, so please be gentle with me.
46:25What is wrong with her?
46:26She's been in a funny mood all week.
46:28Oh, I don't know.
46:29She's just got a few things to sort out.
46:31You know, she'll be fine.
46:32Hello.
46:32Hiya.
46:33Rachel.
46:34Sorry, things didn't go according to plan, but Ruby, well, she did her best, and Josh is fine, so...
46:41Yeah, no thanks to Finn Shark.
46:43Yeah, but it wasn't just him, Chris.
46:45Here we are.
46:46Oh, Grantley, hang on, let me, um, I'll get those.
46:49No, no, Miss Mason.
46:50These are on me.
46:52Please, can someone record this moment for posterity?
46:55Here we are.
46:57It's not every day one gets to take 20 pounds from the head teacher.
47:01Er, excuse me?
47:03Well, I said you wouldn't last more than a day.
47:05What makes you think I won't be teaching tomorrow?
47:08Because today proved that a head teacher needs to focus on their job and leave the teaching to us.
47:14Grantley, despite you sending kids in to me all day and all those reports you wanted me to look at
47:19and all the other nonsense that you created for me, I was fine.
47:23Hang on.
47:23Oh, I will be there tomorrow.
47:25Will you?
47:26Cheers, Grantley.
47:28Cheers.
47:29Cheers.
47:29Cheers.
47:30Cuff up.
47:34Oi!
47:37I knew you'd come.
47:39Yeah, well, I felt sorry for you.
47:42Sorry for me?
47:43Yeah.
47:44I saw your little face when we knocked you back.
47:46I never did that.
47:47He did.
47:48I never.
47:49I thought you'd have no-one to play with.
47:52He still came, though.
47:53Even though you told Travon you wouldn't.
47:56Just my mate, not my mum.
47:58She's not still mad about us kissing, then?
48:00He did that for attention.
48:02I never.
48:02Yeah, you did.
48:04I didn't.
48:05I just wanted to be sure.
48:08What do you mean?
48:09I'm sure it was you that I wanted to go out with.
48:12If you want to go out with me, obviously.
48:14What, like proper go out?
48:16Just me and you?
48:17Yeah, of course.
48:19Don't know if I can trust you.
48:20You're the one I really like, Amy.
48:35Do you think there's something going on between Kim and Chris?
48:39In his dreams, yeah?
48:41See you tomorrow.
48:42Taxi!
48:43I'll give you a look.
48:44I've been booked one.
48:45Oh, shut up.
48:46Just get in and pretend it's ours.
48:49Prescott Road, please.
48:50Then somewhere near Moss Bank.
48:54Moss Bank?
49:00All the pain inside, I can't forgive.
49:08All the tears I can cry.
49:11All the tears I can cry.
49:24All the tears I can cry.
49:26All the tears I can cry.
49:35All the tears I can cry.
49:40All the tears I can cry.
49:41All the tears I can cry.
49:42All the tears I can cry.
49:42All the tears I can cry.
49:43All the tears I can cry.
49:43All the tears I can cry.
49:44All the tears I can cry.
49:44All the tears I can cry.
49:45All the tears I can cry.
49:45All the tears I can cry.
49:46All the tears I can cry.
49:46All the tears I can cry.
49:48You