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TV, Movie, Lost in Space (1965) S3E23 - The Great Vegetable Rebellion
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00:09THE END
00:09Until we can plan a new course, we'll save a lot of fuel by going into that planet's orbit.
00:13Okay with me, if there are no trigger-happy lookouts down there who don't like orbiting strangers.
00:18We have a spectrum on plant life, and that's it. There's no other form of lifetime there.
00:22What could be safer than a slew of pleasant purple meadows?
00:28Maureen, we're going into the orbit of that planet we're approaching. So stand by, dear.
00:32Yes, John.
00:43Oh, Mom, it's beautiful. Thank you. How's it coming?
00:50See for yourself.
00:52You know, I really think it was an awfully good idea, Wills, to think of having a birthday cake for
00:56the robot.
00:57When I told him, he practically blew his power pack with embarrassment. But he's okay now.
01:01He can hardly wait.
01:02Put this in the cooling unit, will you, dear? I'm gonna wash my hands.
01:09Mmm, delicious. I'll take some for later.
01:12Oh, William, I was just arranging these lovely things. William, what in the world is the matter with your eye?
01:19Well, I was getting the robot's present down from my closet, and the door got in the way.
01:24It's absolutely ridiculous to have all this excitement over him.
01:27Well, aren't you happy about the robot's birthday party, Dr. Smith?
01:30No, I am not.
01:32Well, what's wrong?
01:33Nothing. Nothing.
01:34What are you gonna give him for a present?
01:36It's a surprise.
01:38I see.
01:39You know, what this table lacks is real plants and ferns and stuff like that.
01:45I mean, penny fixie's nice, but it's just plastic stuff.
01:49I'll bet there are lots of real ones down on that planet we're orbiting.
01:52But that's not gonna do us any good, is it?
01:54Well, I think I'll go wrap my gift. Excuse me.
01:58Dear, I must somehow reestablish friendly relations with that bubble-headed booby in the event I need his help.
02:05But how shall I go about it?
02:09Yes, I have it.
02:13Flowers. Real flowers.
02:15I shall give him red roses for his birthday.
02:19Birthday indeed.
02:21He won't be able to resist them, and he'll swear undying loyalty to me.
02:30On my own indeed, we shall see you.
02:45What a lovely-looking planet. Are you gentlemen looking to visit it?
02:49Smith, don't you ever listen to the intercom.
02:52We're plotting a new course.
02:54Two or three hours in orbit. That's all we have in mind.
02:57We'll lock on the Cygnus Nebula for our escape path.
03:00All right.
03:01Hold that course for one hour.
03:04All right, got it.
03:04Full power.
03:10You're quite right, Major, not to visit that dreadful planet.
03:14For all we know, it's probably infested with all manner of savage beasts, poisonous serpents, predatory monsters.
03:21On the contrary. There's nothing down there but vegetation.
03:25Good.
03:25I mean, how nice?
03:27We're still not visiting.
03:29We'd exhaust too much fuel on liftoff.
03:30Oh, yes, yes, of course. I quite understand.
03:32Well, everything's under control.
03:34I vote we set the ship on automatic and get below for that party.
03:37All right, I second the motion.
03:39Escape procedures in 90 minutes.
03:57It's quite simple.
03:58I shall go down to that planet, gather an armful of exotic flora,
04:02and surprise the robot with a magnificent gift of aromatic blues.
04:07You will, of course, be so grateful you'll be my slave forever.
04:11You will, of course, be so grateful you'll be my slave forever.
04:54Love. How lovely.
04:56A Veritable Jungle Carrientes.
04:58Love, how lovely. A Veritable Jungle Carrientes.
05:03What was that?
05:06probably nothing
05:07at any rate
05:08this seems a little large
05:11I'll see what else I can find
05:21Mother Nature
05:22how glorious
05:25ah yes
05:27this will do nicely
05:31what's that
05:32not to worry
05:33probably just a creepy bow
05:37yes I think I should have
05:38this one
05:41heavens what a noisy
05:43good day to you
05:45stranger
05:45good day
05:49who said that
05:53was it
05:54was it you who spoke
05:56I witnessed your crime
05:59of crime
06:00I committed no crime
06:02you murdered them
06:04you shouldn't have done that
06:06now you will pay for it
06:08a life
06:09for a life
06:11no
06:12no
06:12no
06:14no
06:15no
06:15no
06:17no
07:27Please don't call me. I haven't done anything to you. Stay away.
07:31Well, I don't understand.
07:33All I did was pluck a few blossoms for the birthday of a dear friend.
07:36A dear, dear friend.
07:38If only he were here with me now.
07:39Like all you denizens of the animal kingdom, you have no feelings for anyone but yourselves.
07:45Killer, that's what you are.
07:46One of those hideous, warm-blooded killers.
07:50No, no, I'm not.
07:51Watch it!
07:52You almost crushed the life out of my ephigia.
07:56There, there.
07:57So sorry.
07:58Forgive me.
07:58It was unintentional.
08:00Sure, that's what they all say.
08:02No!
08:04Stay away, do you hear?
08:05I ask you to please stay away.
08:07Mal!
08:08What is this?
08:09Oh, thank heaven another human being.
08:12Well, not precisely.
08:14I was space wrecked here several hundred years ago, and Tybo was kind enough to save my life with a
08:18heart transplant.
08:19But you are human.
08:21No, it was a lettuce heart.
08:23A perfect wedding of two worlds.
08:26He's Tybo's best friend, aren't you, Willoughby?
08:28But do I have any choice?
08:30I know what might happen to me if I were your enemy.
08:33This is the enemy.
08:34He would grind the faces of the vegetable kingdom.
08:38Oh, that's not true.
08:39I wouldn't dream of it.
08:40But this is the opportunity we've been waiting for.
08:42A chance for the vegetable kingdom to come into its own.
08:46But I assure you, my dear sir, I adore vegetables.
08:50I always have.
08:51They're so full of vitamins and minerals and all good things.
08:54You'll be pleased to know that I eat them regularly, cooked or raw.
08:58Did you hear that, Willoughby?
08:59He eats vegetables.
09:01He enjoys eating vegetables.
09:03No, no, I don't enjoy it.
09:05A few moments ago, when you murdered those flowers, you signed your death warrant.
09:10But I've changed my mind.
09:13I'm commuting your sentence.
09:15To what?
09:16Willoughby, check his potential for a new life form.
09:23Well, he looks all right.
09:27But his bones are terribly brittle.
09:30And the rest of him is a bit on the jellyfish side.
09:33He may never mature.
09:34Leave it to me, Willoughby.
09:36I'll find a life form to suit him.
09:38But I like my present life form.
09:40I'm devoted to it.
09:41I've had it for many years.
09:43Oh, I don't want another life form.
09:45Oh!
09:46Oh!
09:47Oh!
10:16And here's mine. It's nothing special, but there are no stores up here.
10:20Do not apologize, Will Robinson. I appreciate the thought as much as the gift.
10:26Honey, why don't you get the cake?
10:28All right. The cake, right away.
10:30Hey, where's Dr. Smith?
10:34Dr. Smith may be angry. We had a few words.
10:37He can't stay angry at you on your birthday. I'll go get him.
10:40All right. Who's up?
10:41Oh, yeah. Come on. Let's go.
10:43All right. You bet you can.
10:44I'll have some, too.
10:46Dad?
10:47Yeah?
10:48He isn't in here.
10:49He's probably up top sulking and wants to be coaxed.
10:51Correction. Dr. Smith is not sulking up top.
10:54My sensors indicate that he took off in the pod and landed it on the planet which we are now
10:58orbiting,
10:59for private purposes of his own.
11:01Why didn't you tell us about this before?
11:04No one asked me. And as you are all well aware, I am not programmed to ask questions, only answer
11:10them.
11:11All right. Let's contact him.
11:16Happy birthday to me.
11:21Smith, this is the Jupiter. Come in. Do you read me?
11:25I read you with abundant clarity, Professor.
11:30All right. I want you and that pod back here right away. We leave in 30 minutes.
11:34Adieu, adieu. May your journey flourish. May you reap the ripe fruits of accomplishment.
11:41Now, listen to me. You can cut out all that, all that flowery talk and get right back here unless
11:47you want to get left behind.
11:48Oh, the folly of those who plant the seeds of threat in the soil of contentment. Such seeds will die,
11:56unnourished by fear. The eloquent beauty of nature is all that I need.
12:03Look, are you still in that pod?
12:08Smith!
12:13Well, I can't activate the pod's return unless I'm sure he's in it.
12:16Well, that was the pod radio that he was talking from, wasn't it?
12:19Well, I'm not sure. I think we'll have to take the ship down.
12:23Look, he's been a pain in the necks since the first day out.
12:26Complaining, lying, loafing, interfering.
12:28And now this boarder, who we never wanted in the first place, has found himself a new home.
12:32In the soil of contentment, no less. You want him back.
12:35Are you through?
12:37Yes, I've said my piece.
12:40All right, we're going down. Normal landing procedures.
12:43We'll go down and strap in.
12:46Phew.
12:48Soil of contentment.
13:02According to this, the pond should be about one mile in that direction.
13:09Say, Will, we're gonna need some machetes.
13:10Yes, sir.
13:11I'm not sure I'm right for this mission, John.
13:13I don't think I'll sound too sincere telling Smith how much we miss him and need him.
13:16All right, then.
13:18Maureen and Penny can go along and do the persuading, and you and I'll be their bodyguards.
13:21Well, as long as you put it that way.
13:23Yeah, thanks, son.
13:25Judy, I'd like you, Will, and the robot to stay here at the ship.
13:28We'll call you right away if Dr. Smith should show.
13:30Oh, he won't, Judy.
13:31No, Nature Boy will have to be carried back here in a pineal stretcher.
13:35Come on.
13:36Bye-bye.
13:36Bye.
13:45Bye-bye.
13:47Bye-bye.
13:48Bye-bye.
13:50Bye-bye.
13:52Bye-bye.
13:53Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to be hearing things.
13:56I like voices.
13:58You can call them that, I guess.
13:59Yes, I heard them too.
14:01Every time I cut through a vine or a branch, like this.
14:07There it is again.
14:08John, you don't suppose.
14:09No, please.
14:10Please.
14:12I know.
14:12It's perfectly silly.
14:15You were going to say that plants might feel pain when they're hurt, weren't you?
14:18Yes.
14:19Oh, I don't think it's so silly, Mom.
14:21Plant life isn't so different from human life, and maybe there's something in this atmosphere that lets us hear them
14:26when they're hurt.
14:26Well, that's a fine and sensitive theory, Penny, but this jungles between us and the pod.
14:30We've got to cut our way through.
14:32Come on.
14:48Come on.
14:53Come on.
15:02What's in there?
15:04Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:05Oh!
15:05Oh!
15:05That doesn't sound too wacky.
15:07It isn't wacky at all.
15:08It's true.
15:10Fine catch.
15:12Poor of them.
15:13I hope you're healthier than that jellyfish type.
15:16You think you would come in here and hack away at us?
15:19Get off, Scott Freed.
15:21To your own good, I suggest you stop.
15:25All right, we've stopped.
15:26Good.
15:27Now get us out of here.
15:28It'll hold you until I'm ready for you.
15:38It'll hold you until I'm ready for you.
15:42Dad, this is Will.
15:44Dad, come in.
15:44Do you read me?
15:47If they were at the pod, they would have heard me.
15:50It's only a mile from here and they've been gone an hour.
15:52Well, if Dr. Smith wasn't at the pod, and he probably wasn't, I would guess that they've
15:57gone to look for him.
15:58No.
15:59If that were true, Dad would have called me.
16:04Will, what are you doing?
16:07You're going to need one of these.
16:08I'm not sure we should leave the ship.
16:10Judy, they could be in the same kind of mess that Dr. Smith is in.
16:13Now, we're going to go out there and we're going to find them.
16:15But I'll go by myself if you'd rather not.
16:17Oh, no.
16:18I'll go with you.
16:19All right.
16:19I'll leave a message and I'll meet you outside.
16:28Judy and I became worried about you and we went to look for you.
16:31Now, if you should return before we do...
16:33Will!
16:38Judy, this isn't jungle warfare.
16:40The robot doesn't need camouflage.
16:42But I...
16:43Correction.
16:44This is indeed jungle warfare, but this is not camouflage.
16:48Well, then what is it?
16:49It just grew, Will Robinson.
16:51I stopped to rest in the course of my sentry duties.
16:54And before I could say Will Robinson,
16:56these trailing plants crept up on me, totally incapacitating me.
16:59Perhaps that's why we haven't heard from Dad.
17:01The same thing may have happened to them.
17:03Well, we'd better get them off him.
17:07I'm sorry for hurting you, robot.
17:09It is not I who am being hurt, Will Robinson.
17:12It is these plants.
17:14What you are hearing are their screams of pain.
17:17You mean they have feelings?
17:19Affirmative.
17:20It is my considered opinion that this entire planet is the domain of the vegetable kingdom.
17:25And that we are its enemies.
17:27We are at war with the plant world.
17:30Dr. Smith didn't sound like he was at war with the plant world.
17:33Dr. Smith is a two-timer.
17:35He could have gone over to the enemy.
17:37Well, the important thing right now is to get to the pod.
17:41Sorry, plant.
17:42All right, let's go.
17:43And we'd better not stop to rest.
17:45Any of us.
17:51Sorry.
17:53Pardon me.
17:55The eloquent beauty of nature is all the time.
17:58What is it, Larry?
17:59Can't you hear that voice?
18:00It's coming from over there.
18:01Go ahead, robot.
18:02I saw the roar with the nymphs of peace.
18:07Beneath some patriarchal tree I lay upon the ground.
18:11His ancient arms uplifted.
18:14He and all the broad leaves over me clapped their little hands in glee with one continuous sound.
18:24Is that really you, Dr. Smith?
18:26Well, of course, it's me.
18:28I see you've come to join me, to delight with me in the green garments of this forest.
18:36Why did you come down here, Dr. Smith?
18:37You knew we were only going to orbit this planet.
18:39The reason escapes me.
18:42But I know now that I have found my true destiny.
18:46I shall live here, in this green-haired forest, and become one with it through all eternity.
18:54Dr. Smith, you're talking like some kind of a nature kook.
18:57Do you know that everyone is out looking for you?
18:59We even had to land the Jupiter on account of you.
19:02Now, we're going back to the space pod, and I hope you can remember where you left it.
19:06I do not remember the past.
19:08All that is valueless to me now.
19:12Look, robot, I want you to take Dr. Smith back to the Jupiter.
19:15Judy and I will go on and look for Mom and Dad.
19:18Do I have your permission to exert force, Will Robinson?
19:21Well, a little if necessary, but be gentle with him.
19:25He looks kind of sick.
19:27Come on, Judy.
19:30Sick indeed.
19:32I'm almost in full bloom.
19:35All right, Dr. Smith.
19:37Let's move it.
19:39Unhand me, you insensitive clump.
19:41A brutish product of the mineral wool.
19:45That's what you are.
19:48Personally, I would prefer to leave you right where you are, Dr. Smith.
19:51But I have my orders.
19:53Get going.
19:58What happened to me?
19:59Where am I?
20:00I am glad you are finally off your nature kick, Dr. Smith.
20:03Nature kick indeed.
20:04I abhor nature.
20:06It always makes me sneeze.
20:09And if you stand there much longer, Dr. Smith, worse things may happen.
20:13You will take root.
20:14Look.
20:16What is this?
20:17What is this?
20:18Save me.
20:19Save me from this dreadful jungle.
20:21I will.
20:22However, that does not mean that my low opinion of you has changed.
20:24I am merely obeying Will Robinson's orders.
20:27Follow me, Dr. Smith.
20:28Hooray.
20:29Lead on.
20:29Lead on.
20:33If they keep up their hollering, I'm gonna start feeling sorry for them.
20:36Maybe that's what they want us to do.
20:37Give up and leave.
20:39Well, we're not going to.
20:47Well, well, well, well.
20:49What's going on here?
20:50What's the trouble?
20:51Oh, I guess you can see what kind of trouble we're in.
20:53Yes, yes.
20:54Tybo and his vegetable kingdom are up to their old tricks again.
20:58Tybo?
20:59All this is his, you know.
21:00He and his kind hate the animal world.
21:03You're telling me.
21:04Do you think you can get us loose from these vines?
21:07Yes, but don't tell Tybo, because if he knew, he'd probably turn me into something awful.
21:12Like a red banana.
21:15Now, all you have to do is to talk to these plants.
21:17People don't talk to the plants enough, and they're very lonely.
21:20Now, please, let them go.
21:22These are my friends.
21:26Wow.
21:28You see?
21:29It's simple.
21:30Oh, thank you.
21:31Oh, have you seen any other people around here?
21:33I mean, like me or like my brother Will here?
21:36Oh, brother and sister are you.
21:39How charming.
21:40Oh, by the way, I'm Willoughby.
21:42Oh, I'm Judy, and this is my brother Will.
21:45How do you do?
21:46Do you know where the others are?
21:47Willoughby.
21:48Here, Willoughby.
21:50Here, boy.
21:51My master's voice.
21:52I'd better go.
21:53And I advise you to go, too, because if you don't, he'll turn you into a...
21:56Here, Willoughby.
21:57Oh, excuse me.
21:59Let's follow him.
22:00Maybe he can lead us to Mom and Dad.
22:12Oh, it's hot in here.
22:14Well, good reason.
22:16It's some kind of hothouse.
22:18Penny!
22:19Oh, Penny.
22:22Penny, what is it, dear?
22:23What's the matter?
22:24I don't know.
22:25I can hardly keep my eyes open.
22:27Oh.
22:28Just like it is.
22:29Keep your head back there.
22:31Whatever it is that carrot may have in store for us.
22:34We're getting out of here now.
22:36Get your machete, Don.
22:55We vegetables can be violent, too, if we have to.
22:58Now, why don't you both relax like the little one there?
23:02You'll find it so much easier to accept your future life forms if you don't fight it.
23:06What are you talking about?
23:07Think of yourselves as towering oaks, maybe, lifting your branches to the sky, shedding little acorns to grow more and
23:17more oaks like yourselves.
23:19You both.
23:20You both have the bill for it, you know.
23:22You're crazy.
23:22Now, let us out of here.
23:24I'm afraid that's impossible.
23:26Willoughby?
23:28Yes, sir.
23:30Keep an eye on them, Willoughby.
23:31I'm going to see how our brittle bone jellyfish is doing.
23:39Now, look what standing guard opens.
23:43Oh, I'm no guard.
23:44On the contrary, I do feel sorry for you, but I'm afraid of what Tybo might do to me if
23:50I helped you.
23:50Well, then, just tell us one thing.
23:52Is there a way out of here?
23:54Oh, I'm afraid not.
23:56There's only Tybo's hydrostatic system underneath you, but I'm afraid he'd be quite offended if you tried to get out
24:04that way.
24:06Well, offended or not, that's just what we intended to do.
24:09Come on, let's start digging.
24:14It's not just like metal.
24:16All right, let's go right here.
24:17John, look!
24:27It's begun.
24:29Oh, John, don't.
24:31It might not be the right thing to do.
24:33Yes, it's Penny who might feel the pain.
24:37It's the temperature.
24:39Something to do with the humidity.
24:42John, let's check those coils.
24:45If we can heat this place, it must be able to cool it too, but how?
24:48I don't know. Let me see.
24:50Here.
24:51Let's try this one.
24:54If we can bring the temperature down 30 degrees, we've got a chance.
24:59Look.
25:02Snow.
25:03Now, we've got to work fast.
25:05That hydrostatic system he mentioned, it may not be a way out of here, but if it controls Tybo's water
25:11supply for the entire area, and we take it over...
25:14How do we get through that metal?
25:16We've got to try, that's how.
25:17Come on.
25:25It's a trap door.
25:26Here, give me a hand.
25:32All right, bang on the coils if you see Tybo coming.
25:34Right?
25:55If I didn't know we were going to end up in a place like this, I would have taken a
25:57course in hydraulics before I left the tools.
26:00You think that could be the shut off valve?
26:02Yeah.
26:03Only one way to find out.
26:27You all right?
26:28Yeah, I guess so.
26:31Well, now I've learned the difference between a pressure valve and then a shut-off valve.
26:37Pick it up.
26:50It's got a fresh break in it, so we must have come this way.
26:56Oh!
27:00Are you hurt?
27:01No, are you?
27:02No.
27:04How are we going to get out?
27:05Well, let's try to climb out.
27:08Ok.
27:13Look!
27:14Oh, it's just slippery!
27:15No use!
27:15Oh!
27:23Stop. Stop. Not another step. I simply cannot go another step.
27:30You must keep going, Dr. Smith. You know what will happen if you stop.
27:33Besides, I have my orders.
27:35Fiddly fire your orders. They are of no interest to me.
27:38My delicate back simply cannot stand this strain.
27:42Let it happen. Let him do what he likes with me.
27:45Let him change me into an orchid, a papaya tree, a fragrant bougainvillea.
27:50It's all the same to me now.
27:52You have excellent horticultural taste, Dr. Smith, but I still have my orders.
27:56Go away, Ninny. Go away.
27:59What I cannot compute is why you came here in the first place.
28:02It's all your fault.
28:04Why did I do it?
28:06How could I know that coming down here to pluck a posy for your birthday would end in such disaster?
28:13A posy? For me?
28:15Yes. For you.
28:17I did not know you cared that much, buddy.
28:19Now you know, buddy.
28:22Come on, buddy. I will pick you up and carry you bodily as I would carry a motherless child.
28:27Go away. Don't touch me, you ungrateful underling.
28:30Go and get me some help and tell them I shall require a stretcher.
28:34If that is a direct order, that is the way it will have to be.
28:38But I cannot leave without giving you one helpful hint.
28:41What is that?
28:42Keep moving, Dr. Smith. Keep moving.
28:45Thank you, Booby, but I do not require your advice.
28:47Very well, Dr. Smith. But do not say I did not warn you.
28:51Be gone!
28:54The advice of a tin-plated traitor.
28:57Indeed.
29:01What, my very safe? Keep moving.
29:03Yes, keep moving. I must keep moving.
29:06I must.
29:06I will, the rolling stone gathers no moss.
29:08Ross!
29:10Keep moving. Keep moving. I will.
29:16Help! Someone help!
29:18This way!
29:21Help! Help! Help! Help!
29:25Come on, help! Please! Help!
29:28Grab the line.
29:31I'll cover for you.
29:37Steady now. Steady.
29:47Come on, Will.
29:49That's right.
29:52God!
29:54Why? That was a close one.
29:55Are you okay?
29:56Yes.
29:58We'd have been mulching a few minutes if you hadn't come along, robot.
30:01I am glad I was able to be of service to you and Miss Judy, Will Robinson.
30:05However, the same cannot be said about Dr. Smith.
30:08What do you mean? Didn't you take him back to the ship?
30:10Negative.
30:11He'd cut me to the quick to have to abandon him.
30:13But he ordered me to leave him.
30:15And when a buddy gives a robot an order, what is a robot to do but obey?
30:19Well, I'm countermanning that order.
30:21We can't just leave him out here to become a...
30:23An orchid, a papaya, a bougainvillea is what he would prefer to become.
30:29Well, just forget it.
30:30I order you to take him back to the ship if you have to drag him by his feet.
30:35Especially by his feet.
30:36His feet are his Achilles' heels.
30:39All right, let's go.
30:40Well, be careful for some more of those mulch pits.
30:42There could be thousands of them on this planet.
30:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:50Maybe it looks the same down here.
30:51How are we ever going to work it out?
30:54Hey, there's a lid here.
30:55Give me a hand.
30:59I ain't shut off switch.
31:01That could be it.
31:03What do you think?
31:03I don't know.
31:05It may shut off the water and kill the plants,
31:07but on the other hand, it may turn off the oxygen.
31:09Destroy us all.
31:11Marine, Tybo's coming.
31:13Come on.
31:26Hurry up.
31:27He's coming.
31:38Here he is.
31:47The things you animals will do to avoid living a better life.
31:51And the little one was going to be so pretty in her new life.
31:55I had a thrilling Arbutus in mind for her.
31:58The best I'll be able to do now is something in a much lower-class goldenrod or mustard or something.
32:05What we've done, Tybo, is to try to preserve what we are, not what you'd have us be.
32:09Can't leave you alone for a minute. The moment my back is turned, there you go trying to kill yourselves.
32:15Why can't you be meek and mild like Willoughby? Willoughby, where is he?
32:21Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty. Probably ran off to warn me.
32:25All right, this may cause you a momentary discomfort. Protect yourselves.
32:43Boister, boister. I must have my boister.
32:59I'm not sure which I'd prefer. Coming to a slow boil or solidifying into an ice cream.
33:05Well, I'm hoping for neither. We found the right shut-off, Val.
33:08Come out!
33:10Give me a hand.
33:15Maureen, while we're gone, take care of Fanny.
33:18Yeah!
33:21Willoughby, stay back!
33:23We're imprisoned by a force field.
33:25Imprisoned? By whom?
33:26We'll explain it later.
33:27Now, I want you to go back to the ship and stay there till dawn.
33:30If you haven't heard from us by then, take the ship and get out of here.
33:33Look, Dad, the robot's not far from here.
33:35He could crash through this easily.
33:37Now, that's an idea.
33:39All right, get him!
33:40Worth a try.
33:41Come on.
33:44Give me a hand.
33:48All right, Johnny, watch out for tight.
33:49I will.
34:08There it goes.
34:12Well, it stopped circulating.
34:14Yeah.
34:15If they don't have a backup system or a reservoir to take its place.
34:21I got here as fast as I could, Will Robinson, but it was already out of my hands.
34:33Well, Dr. Smith, I was afraid something like this was going to happen to you.
34:36You should have kept moving around.
34:38It's kismet, my boy.
34:40What will be, will be.
34:42Of course, I should have preferred to see myself as something more graceful, perhaps.
34:48A lovely calla lily or a fragrant rose.
34:53House and ever, all things considered, I am quite content.
34:57I don't see anything to be happy about in being an oversized celery stalk, Dr. Smith.
35:02Be careful, Judy.
35:03Willoughby, slanderous attacks on the vegetable kingdom do not sit lightly on us, vegetables.
35:10Oh, no.
35:12Will you kindly tell this creature to stop nibbling at me?
35:18It jars me to my very roots.
35:21Shh, Willoughby, you're going to have to stop nibbling on Dr. Smith.
35:24He says it jars him.
35:25I'm sorry, but I have Tybo's permission to nibble on the rosette of all Umbelaferum, just so long as I
35:32don't swallow the seeds.
35:33But Dr. Smith isn't a real Umbela.
35:36He's not a real celery stalk.
35:38He's an animal, just like us.
35:40Now you're appealing to my kinship with my fellow creatures again.
35:43You know how timid I am.
35:45Besides, I'm hungry.
35:47Now lay off, Willoughby.
35:49Dr. Smith doesn't have that much hair as it is.
35:51He's going to look horrible when we change him back if you keep plucking at him.
35:55Change me back?
35:56It's out of the question.
35:58May I say that never, never have I been as happy as I am now.
36:03You know, there is something rather sturdy and vigorous about celery.
36:07The good earth, the shining sun, the pleasant companionship of one's fellow vegetables.
36:15Of course, I could do with a bit more rain, perhaps.
36:19Dr. Smith, you're acting like a real stalk of celery.
36:22Of course I am.
36:24I look like celery.
36:27I draw moisture from the soil like celery.
36:30I feel the pulsing crunch of life like celery.
36:37Oh, no, I am a real stalk of celery.
36:41I think perhaps I should apologize for my appearance.
36:44A good soaking rain would freshen me up so.
36:48Judy, you'd better stay here with Dr. Smith.
36:51I'll take the robot and go find Mom and Dad.
36:53Come on, robot.
36:54We've got a big job ahead of us.
36:57Do you ken Dr. Smith with his coat so gay?
37:01Do you ken Dr. Smith at the break of day?
37:06Do you ken Dr. Smith when he's far, far away?
37:11With his beans and his peas in the morning?
37:17I'm so happy.
37:23Strange, I seem to be losing pressure.
37:32Maybe I should go and talk to him first.
37:35You stay here.
37:37If it gives me any trouble, I know what to do.
37:39Affirmative, Will Robinson.
37:41However, I suggest that you exercise the utmost caution.
37:44Hypo's transmutation powers can be extremely dangerous,
37:48especially to young members of the animal kingdom,
37:51as well as potty-like members like Dr. Smith.
37:53I'll watch him.
37:58Sir?
38:00Ah, there you are, young seedling.
38:02You've come to make some sort of sentimental appeal.
38:04Am I correct?
38:05You could call it that if you like, I guess.
38:08I know exactly how you animals think.
38:11All heart and sympathy.
38:12Or each other.
38:14What's wrong with that?
38:15I mean, I know you're a real vegetable whiz,
38:18and it must be great to be able to change
38:20one kind of a life form into another.
38:22Well, I'm glad one of you animals appreciates us.
38:26Go on.
38:27But it's all wrong.
38:29Why change Dr. Smith into a stock of celery?
38:32And what do you think you're going to do with my parents
38:34and Penny and Don?
38:35Why can't you just be satisfied to be what you are
38:38and let us be what we are?
38:40I mean, I'll admit that we eat certain vegetables sometimes.
38:43But there are plenty of other plants
38:45that we just grow to look at and admire
38:46because they're so beautiful.
38:48How would you like it if someone were going to monkey around with you
38:50and turn you into a water bug?
38:52You've got to change Dr. Smith back.
38:54You've got to let us all go.
38:56Impossible.
38:57Give up all my grand plans for you.
39:00Oh, incidentally,
39:01I have a very fine plant in mind for you.
39:04A magnificent young sapling.
39:07A willow, perhaps, or a silver birch.
39:10John.
39:11Run, Will!
39:12Run!
39:14John.
39:16Don't help you.
39:17No matter where you fall, you'll take root.
39:20Robot!
39:20Attack!
39:21Attack!
39:22Attack!
39:25I-I am out of power, Will Robinson.
39:28All this running back and forth
39:30has exhausted my...
39:32My...
39:33Uh...
39:34Uh-uh...
39:35Robo.
39:35Robo, help us!
39:37All right, Typo.
39:38I guess you win.
39:40There was never any doubt of it.
39:43What are we going to do?
39:45Come on for me.
39:46I'm going down to the hydrostatic station again.
39:56Willoughby. How does Tybou do it?
39:58How does he change people into plants? How?
40:01He's a bright one. He is.
40:03A transplant here, a transfusion here.
40:05He's a regular plant surgeon.
40:07You know, sometimes he lets me act as his nurse.
40:09I carry his instruments in this pouch here.
40:12What kind of instruments?
40:13Here, have a look.
40:14Oh, be careful of that one. That is a sharp one.
40:18What does he do with this?
40:22Shots. Lethal shots.
40:23Sometimes he has to put a sick plant out of its misery.
40:28You know how it is.
40:29Isn't there something he does sometimes that, well,
40:32changes things back to what they were?
40:34Oh, yes. He often does that when the new plant life doesn't work out.
40:38Perhaps there's something like that we could do for Dr. Smith.
40:41Do?
40:42Get him back to what he was.
40:45Oh, but he's such a healthy-looking stock of celery.
40:49Oh, he'd rather be what he was, Willoughby, not what he is.
40:52No, I would not.
40:54Let us not interfere with Tybou's magnificent handiwork.
40:58A celery is as a celery does.
41:02Oh, he doesn't know what he's saying.
41:04Please, Willoughby, help me change him back to his former self.
41:08Oh, Tybou won't like that.
41:11Neither will I.
41:12Oh, please, Willoughby.
41:14Please help me.
41:16After all, you are one of us.
41:17Well, I suppose his celery oils could be dried up.
41:23Oh, dear. I shall wither away.
41:27Well, only the vegetable part would wither.
41:30We might be able to preserve the animal part.
41:32Here.
41:34One drop of this will do it.
41:37Supposing we can't preserve the animal part?
41:40Well, Tybou will probably make a study of his remains to find out what went wrong.
41:46Then I guess it's up to Dr. Smith to make the choice.
41:50I already have.
41:51I stay as I am.
41:53And don't you dare try any of your murderous animal experiments on me.
41:59Oh, you look fine now, Dr. Smith.
42:02Colorful and crunchy and all that.
42:04But what do you do when the bad weather comes?
42:07Gales, storms, floods.
42:09Why, you could be washed away.
42:11Or there could be a long drought and just dry up.
42:14You just go to seed and flow away.
42:17Oh, dear.
42:19Perhaps I'd better have a drop of that stuff after all.
42:23Just one drop on the top of the head.
42:25That does it best.
42:26Now, this won't hurt very much.
42:28Just turn your head.
42:31All right, Dr. Smith.
42:32Be careful.
42:34Here I go.
42:38There.
42:39Oh, dear.
42:54Will, you must keep moving.
42:56You'll take root if you don't.
42:59It won't do him any good.
43:00We'll have to stop eventually.
43:03You've got to keep going, Will.
43:04You've got to keep going.
43:05I'll take you on fire.
43:11They seem to be losing steam.
43:14You playing one of your mechanical tricks on me?
43:17I...
43:18I have not the strength.
43:20But I wish I had, uh...
43:25Look at the dials.
43:28I think John's done it.
43:30We've got to stop him until John gets back.
43:32Tybo?
43:37You must be getting awfully tired of playing this game with us.
43:40Tired? I've barely started.
43:43You'll make a powerful-looking teakwood tree.
43:47Where's the other animal?
43:49Tell me something, Tybo. Why do you want to turn me into a teakwood tree?
43:52It would be one of my better achievements.
43:55You're forgetting something, aren't you?
43:57You see, you're forgetting human resistance.
44:00And you can't stop that unless you kill us.
44:02If you kill us, then you can't change us, can you?
44:04You mean you'd rather die than be a tree?
44:08Like they say. You've seen one tree, you've seen them all.
44:11I thought I could do this with a minimum of trouble,
44:14but I see now a crash transmutation is necessary.
44:17It must have more steam.
44:24Moisture! Water! I must have water!
44:31Penny.
44:39Water! Water!
44:49It's working.
44:53Moisture! I need moisture!
44:57Is he all right?
44:58Moisture! I need moisture!
45:00Couldn't be better.
45:01John!
45:08Come on!
45:09It worked!
45:10Get tight!
45:11Come on, darling, can you make it?
45:13Come on, let's go.
45:20Force field's broken.
45:23All right, take the children back to the ship.
45:24Prepare for liftoff.
45:25Right.
45:25Come on, we'll get Will.
45:29Water.
45:31Water.
45:32Water.
45:35Moisture!
45:36Moisture!
45:37I need moisture!
45:40Wonderful.
45:41Wonderful.
45:42We better stay with him or we'll miss the transformation.
45:47Moisture!
45:48Moisture!
45:50I need moisture!
45:53There he is!
45:54Moisture!
45:56Moisture!
45:57Moisture!
45:58Ah!
45:59It's me again!
46:01How wonderful!
46:02Never here!
46:03Smith is here!
46:04Let's get back to the greenhouse.
46:08Water.
46:11Water.
46:12Here.
46:12Here.
46:22You gave me water.
46:24Why?
46:25It's a human instinct.
46:26Not to let anything or anyone die of thirst.
46:30Tybo!
46:31Dad!
46:32Are you all right?
46:33Yes, I'm all right.
46:34Help your mother get back to the ship.
46:35She's got the children.
46:37Poor Tybo.
46:38He didn't know how to live and let live.
46:40I'll have to nurse him back to health, I suppose.
46:42I was thinking that perhaps you'd like to come with us.
46:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
46:46Thank you for the offer.
46:46But I'll have to take care of Tybo.
46:48All right.
46:49It must have been a dreadful agony for him to realize that you died of dehydration.
46:53Died my foot.
46:54I happened to be alive.
46:55For Tybo, you are dead.
47:06Buddy boy.
47:07What do you want?
47:08I need a little help until my power systems regenerate themselves.
47:13You would not turn me down, would you, old buddy?
47:16Don't old buddy me, you old booby.
47:19Come along.
47:19You're dead.
47:24You're dead.
47:27You're dead.
47:29You're dead.
47:34You're dead.
47:37You're dead.
47:39You're dead.
47:40You're dead.
47:41You're dead.
47:42You're dead.
47:43You're dead.
47:44You're dead.
47:46You're dead.
47:46You're dead.
47:46You're dead.
47:48You're dead.
47:48You're dead.
47:48You're dead.
47:49You're dead.
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