00:00Hey, can I, I gotta bounce something off of you. I was up in Chicago, as you know, for my daughter's induction for her high school hall of fame. So I got to see her twin brother, James. And so we were driving home from the event on Friday night. You know, it was an induction ceremony and then the whole class of hall of famers get introduced at the basketball game that night. And then there's a reception at the VFW where there were, you know, a bunch of finger food and hors d'oeuvres and pizza and a cash bar and
00:29blah, blah, blah. So by about nine o'clock, 915, we're driving back into the city and I'm riding shotgun. My son, James, is driving. And in the back seat are Judy, her boyfriend, Charlie, and my ex-wife, Catherine. So we're all driving home. And James, we start talking about the whole event. And James goes, you know, I really like the reception was great. I really love the whore's divorce.
00:53And I said, are you kidding me right now? I said, you're joking, right? He's like, what? I said, you're joking. He said, what did you just say? He said, the whore's divorce. No, it gets worse. It gets worse. Seth's dying right now. And I said, do you, have you not, have you not heard the word hors d'oeuvres before?
01:23Like all those, the 50 meatballs that you ate, that was an hors d'oeuvres. And James is arguing, like, I bet there's a lot of people my age that don't, that don't. And Judy's laughing. She's like, James, Charlie's laughing.
01:37So Sammy calls. Sammy FaceTimes us. Sammy's back in Houston. So he's FaceTiming me. I'm sitting up front just so he can check in with us and congratulate Judy and say hi to everybody in the car. So I'm holding up FaceTime with Sammy there. He's stepping out of some birthday party he's at to say hi to us. And he's saying hello, blah, blah, blah, for a couple minutes. And I go, hey, Sammy, let me ask you something. There's, I'm going to spell a word for you.
02:03Yeah. H-O-R-S space D apostrophe, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. What is that word? Whore's divorce? And I'm like, I had the same conversation with him that I had with James.
02:17Neither of your sons, I could totally get it. Like the first time you see it. No.
02:25They're at least 28 and 26. They're not eight years old. They've said that in conversations somewhere before.
02:31Maybe. I guess. I guess they, maybe they, I got, I hope to God, they haven't said it to people of importance.
02:40I really like the, they're at the, they're at the White House state dinner or something.
02:45I was wondering why that first law firm didn't want to hire me for the internship.
02:49Secretary of whatever. And be like, boy, I love these whores de ver.
02:56Right. There's another direction you can go.
02:57When you said it, my first thought was like, where's de ver?
03:01Yeah.
03:02Ver, where's ver? Yeah.
03:03Whores divorce. And he was serious. They both were.
03:06I was so embarrassed.
03:07That's a, I give him a pass. I told you.
03:09You do?
03:09I used to, the word I didn't know.
03:10You're soft.
03:11Because remember when I used to read TV Guide as a kid a lot, you know?
03:14I did too.
03:15That's what everybody did.
03:16Yeah.
03:16That was my big reading.
03:17But I didn't, I thought like, I thought there was a thing called a miniseries, which was
03:22like, Oh, my, because it was a, they would write miniseries is one word.
03:28Yeah.
03:29And I always thought it was like some like, Oh, it's a miniseries.
03:32My, my, my TV Guide word when I was a kid, like in second grade, reading it cover to cover
03:37when a new series would come out, I'd be like, mom, we got to watch this.
03:40The D-butt is tonight.
03:41What is it?
03:42Debutt.
03:43Oh, the D-butt.
03:44I said the D-butt is tonight.
03:46We got to watch this.
03:46Yeah.
03:47I don't think they should be ashamed of themselves.
03:48When do you use or terms?
03:49I was seven when I said D-butt.
03:51They're 28 years old.
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