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00:00What do we got?
00:05Boss dog's been wandering the marshland all night. Every time we approach it, it goes...
00:10...further into the wetlands.
00:11Well, this place floods when the tide comes in, so we gotta move quick.
00:13I don't think your toy's big enough to pick...
00:15My unmanned aerial vehicle is not for the dogs, it's for the bait and my shirtless beach runs.
00:21Bro, that jickory smoke!
00:22Oh, it should work perfectly then.
00:24That's why you always bring it back up.
00:26Let's roll, or fly.
00:29Just when I think...
00:30You can't get any more badass.
00:36No!
00:38See you!
00:40Oh!
00:40Let's keep those words in that order.
00:45Oh, he liked it. He's following you.
00:48Come on, buddy. Take a little nibble of Frank.
00:50He's dangling me.
00:51Oh, good Lord.
00:52Just a little further. Come on.
00:55Come on.
00:58Yes!
00:59Oh, yeah!
01:00No!
01:01No!
01:02No!
01:03No!
01:04No!
01:05Oh, yeah. Come on, buddy.
01:07Good boy.
01:08Mission accomplished.
01:10Rough landing, but next time...
01:13Oh!
01:15He died a hero.
01:16Moment of silence, please.
01:20No!
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02:00No!
02:01Yeah!
02:00I mean your best dog friend why is he in the truck now they're banning dogs from
02:05my building I mean I guess they already were banned and then my idiot neighbor ratted us
02:08out after Hopper gnawed on her kids
02:10yeah well that's something a human best friend would never do I would move but
02:13doc whiskers just
02:15really loves my apartment and you know cats they hate change that's why I can't ever
02:18shave my beard so
02:20Hoppers gotta leave yeah well I'm sure we'll find a great home probably not one with children
02:25a diverse male man I've also seen him be weird to women I'm making him the precinct dog he's just like
02:30old man born leader full head of hair opinionated he doesn't seem thrilled that I'm in the truck Frank
02:35again like his old man
02:36yeah have you cleared this with Emily
02:40I called her this morning but she didn't pick up
02:45you
02:50Oh, hi. You're here early.
02:55And I'm here late.
02:57I forgot we were supposed to walk this morning.
02:59I went alone.
03:00I was like a loser.
03:01It was so embarrassing.
03:02I mean, it was really nice to do a walk.
03:03That wasn't a shame, but still.
03:05You bailed on coffee last week.
03:06What is happening?
03:07Um, well, I do have a little seat.
03:10It's a secret.
03:11So I guess I'll tell you, um, I started to golf.
03:15What?
03:16Golfing?
03:17Yeah.
03:18But you hate sports.
03:19Well, I think what it was is I...
03:20I hadn't found the right sport, but now I have.
03:22And it's golf.
03:23And my coach says I'm a...
03:25natural, actually.
03:26And his name's Javi.
03:27Is Javi cute?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Oh, really?
03:32Wow.
03:33Dish.
03:34Like...
03:35Did something happen with Javi?
03:36Yeah.
03:37We made...
03:38We made love together.
03:40No, you didn't.
03:41Big time.
03:42There is no way that...
03:43No, you didn't.
03:44Big time.
03:45There is no way that...
03:45You made love with your golf instructor Javi and didn't tell me.
03:48You're hiding something.
03:49Okay, technically.
03:50We did not fully sleep together, but we did do a lot of serious parking lot stuff.
03:54Jump.
03:55We're in the morning meeting.
03:56Frank's got a crazy dog.
03:57So the new snake tongs will arrive...
04:00The snake tongs will be arriving here...
04:04God.
04:05The next one is dead.
04:06Mmm.
04:07Boss, you want me to put down that dog?
04:08Hey!
04:09Come on.
04:10He's a...
04:10He was already talking dangerously close to my groin.
04:12Frank, what's the plan here?
04:13I think we can all agree that...
04:15When we're out, the precinct is at an all-time low.
04:17No, it's not.
04:18What we need is a precinct dog.
04:20Nothing makes people happier than a mascot.
04:22And Hopper will give us something to believe in.
04:25The mascots don't usually vomit the mouth.
04:27I called you this morning to get the okay, but you didn't answer.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:30Because she was golfing.
04:31No, no need for the quote marks.
04:33I was on the links.
04:34Yeah.
04:35This is...
04:36This is unsustainable.
04:37He just needs to learn everyone's scent.
04:39Folks, you're back.
04:40That door is like a name tag for a dog.
04:42So...
04:43Line up and bend over.
04:44Nope.
04:45Nobody do that.
04:46Um, okay...
04:45We are so close to finishing this meeting.
04:46What?
04:47What?
04:48Party people in the house?
04:50Trees.
04:51These are the people who love to party.
04:54Guys...
04:55This is my intimate gal pal, Charisse.
04:58Sunny.
04:59Welcome, Charisse.
05:00And Roman.
05:01It's so nice to see you here for, um, for Y.
05:04All right.
05:05I brought Milady French here to show off all my philanthropic efforts.
05:10The kennels that I built.
05:11The murals that I painted.
05:13And the cans of pears I left behind and the...
05:15The kitchen.
05:16Management only.
05:17Shrek.
05:18You're only at me for tomorrow.
05:19Okay, please.
05:20Whatever.
05:20What did we say?
05:21Wow!
05:22Who is this little friendly fellow?
05:24This...
05:25This is Hopper.
05:26I know he can seem a little aggressive, but he loves surprise kisses.
05:29So get your face in the...
05:30Oh, that kind of behavior is just reflective of poor ownership.
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
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05:58Oh!
05:59Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:04I'm a closer, baby.
06:05Especially since I read that FBI negotiator's book.
06:07Turns out there are a lot.
06:09A lot of similarities between selling a house and freeing a Somalian hostel.
06:13What?
06:14Quick sidebar with my man, yeah?
06:16Well, hey, so we don't have any other offers.
06:19So I think what we should be saying right now is stuff like, thank you so much.
06:21Also, what kind of cookies do you like?
06:23Because we're going to bake you some.
06:24Yeah.
06:25No, you're right.
06:26Okay.
06:27Brittany, we appreciate you.
06:28And, in fact, if there's any...
06:29Anything you need from us, you just let us know.
06:31I'm good.
06:32By the way, what is your favorite cookie?
06:34Aww, you want to bake me something sweet?
06:36I'd love to.
06:37You can bake in a 10% commission.
06:40We were talking about cookies.
06:42Don't you worry, buddy.
06:43We'll figure something out.
06:44But for now, it's not so bad.
06:46No scary people coming around the corner.
06:49Be sure to startle you.
06:50All these tennis balls you can dream of.
06:54Oh, no.
06:55Done.
06:56We're not...
06:57Oh, no.
06:58Done.
06:59We're not doing this.
07:00Come on.
07:01We already saw this wall of giant dogs.
07:03Hopper.
07:04Hopper.
07:05Hopper.
07:06Please, stop.
07:07Hopper.
07:10You're so powerful.
07:11There's no way that word means the same thing.
07:14in your native language.
07:15You like that cherry, baby?
07:17Don't use my dog on your foreplay.
07:19There is good in this dog.
07:21But he's in the wrong environment.
07:23I assume you...
07:24live very much alone in a sad one-bedroom.
07:26Would a sad one-bedroom have a burgundy accent?
07:29The wall in its kitchen-slash-living room.
07:30Freckin' D is a trigger color for most dogs and most people.
07:34You're wearing burgundy.
07:35I can sense when a dog is not thriving.
07:37It's a working class.
07:39greed.
07:40It needs space and stimulation.
07:42And I know just a spot.
07:44You gonna stay your house?
07:45I'm gonna stay my mansion,
07:46which is a limited time offer that expires in five.
07:48Pass.
07:49Hopper's exactly where he belongs.
07:50Oh, really?
07:51Because he just left you ten seconds ago.
07:52Ah!
07:53Ah!
07:54Eat the ogre, not the lady!
07:56Let's put an act of culture for you!
07:58Just eat the ogre!
07:59What are you doing?
08:00You're not supposed to eat that.
08:01You're not supposed to eat that.
08:02You're not supposed to eat that.
08:04What happens next time this is a child?
08:09a famous person. You need to give me the dog.
08:14Frank clearly snaps her magic and they do seem to have a rapport.
08:18You're just jealous.
08:19Because Hopper asks nothing of me and I give him everything.
08:21You two have a level of intimacy that I'm a little bit jealous.
08:24But I really do think it's the best thing for Hopper and for all of us.
08:29Yeah, could somebody maybe help me down because I think my vertigo is kicking in.
08:34Cherise, not where Hopper can see.
08:39Sorry, man.
08:44I know that was tough. You want to grab a beer and talk about it?
08:47I would, but everyone's already gone home.
08:49Okay, I know you're joking, but that really hurt.
08:54With the movie White Chicks, you have to remember that it's a product of its time.
08:59Where's the remote?
09:04Hey!
09:05Hey!
09:06Hold on, hold on!
09:07Look at me, Boks is down!
09:08You!
09:09Haha!
09:10Yo!
09:11Go back in the little Berufese.
09:14Ic appears when I successfully started filming programme,
09:16a few days ago when a flea bod
09:33Frank's calling. Probably a butt dial, but just in case.
09:38Frank?
09:39Hey, what are you doing right now? You want to grab a beer?
09:41Uh, like, together?
09:43Don't be weird.
09:44Yes, the answer is yes. I will be right there. You just drop a pin and I'm on the way, okay?
09:48What's happening? Frank wants to hang out outside of work.
09:54Okay.
09:55I'm sorry, I have to drop you off. I need to go home and change tops.
09:58Okay, yeah, I don't know that I've ever heard you refer to it as a top.
10:02Oh, Frank?
10:03He's calling me now.
10:04Okay. No, that's definitely his butt.
10:06Hey, Frank.
10:07Hey, what are you doing?
10:08Ah.
10:08I'm at the golf pro shop.
10:10Why?
10:11I don't know.
10:12Oh.
10:13Sure.
10:14I'll see you there.
10:16I guess I'm-
10:18I'm coming to your drinks.
10:19Oh.
10:20Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
10:21It's fine.
10:23Just if this seems like it's heading towards a bro sleepover, I'm gonna need you to be cool and bail.
10:28It's morning, you come downstairs and the smell of coffee.
10:33Permeates your new home.
10:34I love coffee.
10:35That is a very generous offer.
10:39I'll call you back.
10:40Huh.
10:41That's the Saudis.
10:42They're taking a very aggressive position.
10:43This is Patel.
10:44He's one of the owners.
10:46Hi.
10:47I'm with Patel.
10:48Frankishly handsome face from the sign out in the yard.
10:51Will you excuse us for-
10:53in a second?
10:54So good to meet you.
10:55All right, no Saudis.
10:56That was a fake offer move.
10:57I told you I-
10:58I got this.
10:59I really see myself here.
11:00You know what?
11:01I could see you here too.
11:03Although I could also see three Saudis sharing shakshuka over in the breakfast nook.
11:09What's their offer?
11:10Ten thou over asking.
11:11But you could match that.
11:13And we could close this thing right here, right now.
11:18Okay.
11:19Let's do it.
11:20Really?
11:21Really?
11:22Really great.
11:23Glad I was here to land this plane.
11:25I know.
11:27Oh.
11:28Oh yeah.
11:29You made it.
11:30When Frank called I said don't forget Shred he would love this.
11:33That's not true.
11:34That can't be how it happened.
11:36Emily!
11:38Wow.
11:39Boss outside of work.
11:40What a-
11:41Very fun.
11:42I invited-
11:43Even though she banished my dog from the precinct sending me into a crushing depression.
11:46Do you wanna know what's really cool about this?
11:48The place that I picked.
11:49It has a golf simulator.
11:51What?
11:52No it doesn't.
11:53It does.
11:53In the other room.
11:54Yeah.
11:55I wanna see that swing of yours girlfriend.
11:56Oh.
11:57Totally.
11:58But-
11:58You know tonight's about our friend Frank so we should just be there for him.
12:01Don't let my spiral-
12:03Suspend any mirth.
12:04Go.
12:05Fake golf.
12:06Honestly you ladies are kinda killing the vibe.
12:07Okay.
12:08It's okay.
12:09It's what happens when you get bigger groups together.
12:10Okay.
12:11Now it's just us.
12:13Frank and beans.
12:14What?
12:15You gave yourself beans?
12:16I actually started with-
12:17Beans.
12:182017.
12:19Pre-pandemic.
12:202017.
12:21Pre-pandemic.
12:22You're getting a great deal.
12:23House down the street is asking the same price and those dope s-
12:27They don't even have a basement.
12:28I actually don't need a basement.
12:30It's a flood risk.
12:32Yeah.
12:33But you know it's Seattle.
12:34Barely range here.
12:35Not to mention you know it's really far from the freeway so the-
12:37I need to work.
12:38Hellish.
12:39I work for Moe.
12:40Oh.
12:42Before I sign I think maybe I should look at that other house.
12:47Okay.
12:47I was gone for less than a minute.
12:50Okay.
12:51Okay.
12:52Did you want to pick-
12:56Did you want to pick-
12:57a club?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00I like to survey the terrain first.
13:01You look so-
13:02Go at home here.
13:03Yeah.
13:04That's-
13:05I know.
13:07It's an interesting way to grip it.
13:09Yeah.
13:10That's what Javi said too but you know he-
13:12wasn't complaining so-
13:13Wow.
13:14You are off the rails.
13:15Swing.
13:17Jesus take the club.
13:18Jesus take the club.
13:19Jesus take the club.
13:22Jesus take the club.
13:23Jesus take the club.
13:24Oh.
13:25Great swing.
13:27Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Yeah.
13:31Moment left.
13:32It's a good boy.
13:35Hopper looks pretty happy.
13:37Celebratory shots?
13:38Yeah, yeah.
13:40And then after that, we'll go use the photo...
13:42Hello, Booth.
13:43Perfect.
13:44I'll Photoshop you in.
13:46Meet me in the bathroom?
13:47Victoria's all over me like a bloodhound.
13:49I can't keep lying.
13:50Okay, well, it just sounds like things are getting...
13:52Get away from me a little bit, so maybe just call it a night.
13:54Can you just stop trying to be alone with Frank?
13:56It's getting very weird.
13:57And we need an actual plan.
13:59What the...
14:01Are you too...
14:02Are you looking up?
14:03Is that why you've been acting so weird?
14:05No!
14:06That...
14:07That would...
14:08That would be insane.
14:09No, I have...
14:10I have Javi, so...
14:11Yeah, who's...
14:12Babe, that's my golf instructor.
14:13I told you that.
14:14You just called him babe.
14:15No.
14:16No.
14:17Damn it.
14:18Okay, yes, we are hooking up.
14:19But I think it's like more than that.
14:21Wait, really?
14:22Right?
14:23I mean, I do too, but I wasn't sure how you felt.
14:25Okay, I'm sorry.
14:26It sounds like...
14:27Frank is having a karaoke breakdown out there.
14:29Is it okay?
14:30Can I just...
14:31Yeah, yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Why didn't you tell me?
14:35I didn't tell anyone.
14:36Yeah, but I'm not...
14:37I didn't tell anyone.
14:38At least I thought I wasn't.
14:41Just one more thing.
14:42Because I need you to know this.
14:43You ruin golf for me.
14:45Sometimes...
14:47Everybody cries.
14:50Everybody cries.
14:51Everybody cries.
14:52And breathe on the earth.
14:57Okay, give it up for free.
15:02All right, everybody, such a soulful performance, right?
15:07You were doing so good.
15:09It was the video.
15:10I just miss him so much.
15:12And more than that, I feel like I failed him.
15:14He's a perfect dog.
15:17We got Frank S. Tears in Heaven.
15:19Okay.
15:20I can't stand to see you like this.
15:21I definitely can't.
15:22Take another song.
15:23So as much as it pains me to say it, maybe you should think about going to get hot.
15:27Do I ask myself why it's hot for you love instead of me?
15:30Yeah.
15:30You coming?
15:32We're going out.
15:37Why are his doors wide open?
15:42Popper!
15:47You okay?
15:52This is a taken situation.
15:53They took Hopper.
15:54They probably got him dancing on some sheik's yacht.
15:57Cherise!
15:58Did they take her?
15:59Did they take Cherise?
16:00No, she didn't.
16:01She...
16:02Cleaned me out!
16:03Hopper bolted when she was carrying out my 4K TV.
16:05He's probably looking for me.
16:07I'm such an idiot.
16:08I took a shower this morning.
16:09My musk is weak, so I gotta...
16:12Should I call the police?
16:13I'll call the police.
16:13No, we can't get the police involved in me and Cherise's situation.
16:16I can't...
16:17I can't believe you lost my dog.
16:18What?
16:18Here, let me help.
16:20You can't believe I sold someone else's...
16:22I blew it.
16:22She's just looking, okay?
16:24Just stay positive.
16:25You know, I think of myself as this hot...
16:27You can make any deal happen.
16:29Now I'm wondering, maybe I'm terrible at this.
16:31Okay.
16:32Look, don't take this the wrong way.
16:34I'm preparing to be offended.
16:35You're not as smart as you think you are.
16:37I was ready for it and it still hurt.
16:38Look, I'm not calling you a dummy.
16:40I'm just saying you don't always know what...
16:42What's better?
16:42I had your house sold.
16:44No, you did.
16:45I'm sorry.
16:47Okay, accepted.
16:52She's going with the other house, isn't she?
16:57Yep.
16:58Oh.
16:59Give me that bottle.
17:00Oh.
17:02It's empty.
17:04You stole my commission and my buzz.
17:06Yeah, I think I'm...
17:07I'm going to need a ride home.
17:08No, you riding the bus, dummy.
17:10Alba!
17:11What?
17:12Where are you?
17:13Daddy, sorry, he abandoned you.
17:15Sharice!
17:16I just...
17:17want to talk!
17:18I forgive you!
17:19I think you're letting her off a little easy, man.
17:22All available trucks, there's a Malinois pacing the outer guardrail of the Cherry Creek Bridge.
17:27Tell him not to jump.
17:29The dog does not have a radio.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Truck 12 responding.
17:32We're on the way right now.
17:35You want to do karaoke?
17:37They have jock jams, your favorite.
17:42Look, I'm...
17:47I'm sorry, okay?
17:47I really wanted to tell you, I just...
17:49There's been so much scrutiny on me with the murder...
17:52No, enough about the bloody merger.
17:53We added 10 people.
17:54We are not uniting careers.
17:56You're right.
17:57I should have told you.
17:58How long has it been going on?
17:59About two months.
18:02Two mu...
18:02Two months?
18:03That's not some hookup.
18:05You are in a relationship.
18:06No, we haven't...
18:07We haven't had that conversation yet, but he did ask me about my Christmas wish list, so maybe we are.
18:11You two have had a crush...
18:12We've had a crush on each other for, like, ever.
18:13The sex must be amazing.
18:14Or really bad.
18:15Is it really bad?
18:16Disappointing.
18:17Maybe I'm excited for you.
18:19I am.
18:20I am.
18:20This is incredible news.
18:22I know.
18:22That you withheld from me because you don't trust me.
18:26I totally trust...
18:27I don't trust you.
18:27Do you?
18:28Because I tell you everything.
18:29Like that time that I went to the club.
18:32And I bought my own drinks.
18:35Would it make you feel better?
18:37If I told you something that I've never admitted to anyone?
18:39It would depend on how juicy it is.
18:42It's a ripe peach in a hot car.
18:43Okay.
18:44I'm ready.
18:44So, you know Terrence, who...
18:47Delivers the cat food?
18:48Yeah.
18:49Mm-hmm.
18:49Okay.
18:50Well...
18:52I sent him a nude.
18:55Okay.
18:56There's an accident.
18:57It was an accident.
18:58I was taking practice shots.
19:00Wait.
19:00No.
19:01Go back.
19:01No.
19:02Practice shots.
19:02These aren't for anyone specific.
19:04It was last year.
19:04I was single and I needed to create a library to...
19:07pull from should the opportunity present itself.
19:08Oh, of course.
19:09So...
19:09So, why Terrence?
19:10I was sending him a work email.
19:12And I accidentally attached it.
19:13And now things are super awkward.
19:15Oh, my God.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17That is really good.
19:19But to earn my full forgiveness...
19:22I need one more thing.
19:23Okay.
19:24I'm not sending you the picture.
19:26Yeah, I'm gonna get it from Terrence.
19:27No, you're not.
19:27No, you're not.
19:28I'm just gonna...
19:28No, you're not.
19:30No, you're not.
19:32Hopper, come!
19:36Come, boy!
19:37Hopper!
19:38Hopper!
19:38Hopper!
19:39Hopper!
19:39Hi, boy!
19:40How are you doing?
19:42Is that Cherise?
19:43Is she trying to get a hold of me?
19:44Dude, she's gone.
19:45Okay?
19:46Oh, man.
19:47The sale of my house just fell through.
19:49Oh, boy.
19:50Everything's going to crap.
19:52Oh, pal, I'm so sorry.
19:53I can't imagine all the horrors you saw.
19:55Romans, haunted dollhouse man.
19:57Kicking a man while he's down, Fashaun?
19:59Unless you forget, you're not permitted to have a dog in your...
20:02one-bedroom depression hut.
20:03We'll figure out something at my community garden.
20:07And there's a shed.
20:08No, can't allow you to rest your angry head on bags of fertilizer.
20:12I may have a better option.
20:15It's morning.
20:16You come...
20:17You come downstairs and the smell of coffee permeates your new home.
20:22Frank, you love coffee.
20:23It's the perfect rental for you.
20:25You guys are selling to the wrong person.
20:27It's this guy you gotta close.
20:29Hmm.
20:32Huh.
20:34I guess all cats want is a big window.
20:36Where do I sign?
20:37Hmm.
20:40I'm sorry.
20:43Why are you so quiet?
20:44He's not allowed to talk.
20:47Hello, Roman.
20:52Let me guess, your girlfriend stole your signed Coyote Ugly Cass photo?
20:55Nah, it's just my passport, no.
20:57But I'm calling for Hopper.
20:59Can you put him up?
21:00Oh, no, no, I get it.
21:01You miss him already.
21:02Let me put him on.
21:07You taught my dog to pee on command?
21:13Yes, I did.
21:14And you'll never guess the command word.
21:16Let's just...
21:17Say it's a word.
21:18You'll have a hard time letting go.
21:20Oh, why don't I trust that idiot?
21:22It's an idiot.
21:25It's an idiot.
21:28Oh, that's my favorite word.
21:30I'm screwed.
21:31Dennis Leary in...
21:32...and an all-new Going Dutch starts now.
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