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00:05So let me get this straight.
00:07Your country is only 250 years old.
00:10You know, that's adorable.
00:12We have discotheques that are older than that.
00:14Yeah, I'm really jealous.
00:15You know, your country's long history of total irrelevance.
00:18This little baby country feeling first.
00:20See, because all I hear is go-go geeky, and that's what little babies say.
00:24Get away from me.
00:25Go-go geeky.
00:27Have you caught semi-quincentennial?
00:29Yes.
00:30I wanted to tell you about my version of that, which I'm calling semi-quincentennial.
00:34Colonel Quinn Centennial, right?
00:37Celebrates the country, my service to it, and of course...
00:39you, by virtue of being in my shadow, I thought we'd picked up some t-shirts for the soldiers.
00:44Oh, cool!
00:44No.
00:45Why?
00:46We're just going to celebrate the holiday that honors the country that all of the soldiers are...
00:49I know.
00:50And that is why I am going to go all out with a big turkey dinner.
00:54People hate tur-
00:54especially soldiers.
00:56It's dry, and it makes you tired.
00:57Holiday turkey dinners in the DFAC are my...
00:59fondest childhood memories.
01:01And all of these troops have missed a lot of holidays being here, and I just want to bring
01:04them that...
01:04that sense of home.
01:05Honey, it's part of the job to not be home for the holidays.
01:08I mean, I can't...
01:09I can't even remember how many holidays I wasn't home for.
01:11I do.
01:12All of them.
01:13And did you hear me complain-
01:14No.
01:15Operation Zero Dark Turkey...
01:17is a go.
01:18All right, we got...
01:19We got to move fast if we want to get the bomb holder before the PX closes.
01:21You guys are going to bomb holder?
01:22Yeah, the PX is the only place...
01:24I could find American turkeys.
01:25You know, like the hormone-filled ones that look like they can host a Manosphere podcast.
01:29They were supposed to be delivered today, and then there was like an issue, so we're
01:32just going to go pick them up.
01:33I think it's...
01:34It's obvious, uh, what the issue is, right?
01:37Guys, it's me.
01:39Davidson is upset with me because I humiliated him on the laser battlefield, so he's whole-
01:44holding our turkeys hostage.
01:45That makes perfect sense.
01:46I had just momentarily forgot that everything revolves around you.
01:49We're going to get going.
01:50But this does revol-
01:51Hey, I'm going with you because you are walking into a trap.
01:53No.
01:54Yes.
01:55I put on deodorant.
01:56Let's go.
01:57I called her way back.
01:59Look, you're not coming.
02:00I am coming.
02:01No, you're not coming.
02:02I am definitely coming.
02:03You lose your mind on road trips.
02:04Don't.
02:05Do you remember taking the minivan down to Disneyland?
02:06Yeah.
02:07And then you yelled at me to stop singing 99 bottles of beer.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Because you said it was an alcoholic shanty about improper liquor storage.
02:12Which it is.
02:13Let me tell you.
02:14something, Missy.
02:15I have been in a Humvee that was exploded by an IED.
02:17I think I can handle a little trip to-
02:19the market.
02:20Forty-six bottles of beer on the wall.
02:22Forty-six bottles of beer.
02:24Take one down.
02:25There's a roadside ambush when you need-
02:29I made one.
02:30I made one.
02:31I made one.
02:34I made one.
02:35Thehay-
02:49Are we there yet?
02:52Say it one more time, and I'm going to order...
02:54And I'll do it. He did not put on enough deodorant.
02:59Well, you know, at least we're on our way to the PX.
03:02That store is a one-stop shop for all of the best...
03:04Chemical-filled American products, including deodorant that actually works.
03:09Also going to stock up...
03:09You know, it's just such bullcrap...
03:14That the same chemicals that make it taste awesome make it illegal here.
03:18Do you think that's maybe...
03:19Is that a sign you shouldn't drink it?
03:21No, the sign I shouldn't drink it would be that it makes my blood feel...
03:24Like lightning.
03:26Okay.
03:26You're all making out Baumholder to be this great place now.
03:29Because of the PX.
03:30But I'm just warning you, they're still the enemy.
03:32Nope.
03:33Not the enemy.
03:33Literally the same army.
03:34Honey, you are being so naive about this.
03:36I'm telling you.
03:38Davidson's up to something.
03:39You are just drinking his Kool-Aid.
03:42Which they also sell at the PX.
03:44So, what are you getting from the PX?
03:48What?
03:48Oh, I'm not going to the PX.
03:50Baumholder was my original post.
03:51Some of my old friends are throwing a party.
03:54And they were my...
03:54Ryder dies.
03:55You have other friends?
03:57Are they anything like us?
03:58Is there like a...
03:59A Mamba-Duckus?
04:01No.
04:01You know what?
04:02Don't tell me.
04:03I want to be surprised.
04:04I'm in for the party.
04:07I would love for you to come to the party and you...
04:09You know I want you to meet my friends.
04:11Yeah, for sure.
04:12Hell yeah.
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13But it's an invite only at a...
04:14secret underground speakeasy.
04:16My hands are tied.
04:18Oops.
04:19Yeah, I've actually got texts too.
04:21Conway.
04:22I bet you I got a text right now.
04:24Oh, look at this.
04:24Dear comrade,
04:25a revolution is upon us
04:26and the bourgeois pigs...
04:28You know,
04:28you go to one...
04:29Communist Party meeting.
04:34Ooh!
04:39Colonel Quinn, we were alerted to you.
04:44General Davidson requests your presence in his office along with the captain.
04:49Yeah, well, just after we get our turkeys.
04:51Immediately. Hmm. What's that smell?
04:54Wait. Oh, yeah. It's a trap.
04:58So...
04:59Colonel, what brings you here?
05:01You know why we're here. He says plain dumb.
05:03We are here to pick up our tur-
05:04He knows that.
05:05We're also serving turkey for the semi-quincentennial.
05:09Nothing says America like holiday turkeys.
05:11I couldn't agree more.
05:12I heard.
05:14We had ordered our turkeys from your PX for delivery, but then someone explained that there was an issue with the order-
05:19Yeah, the computers all over the base are down.
05:22That's so horrible, sir.
05:23You know what I...
05:24What did you think happen?
05:25I think you canceled the orders on purpose because you are still so...
05:29upset that I humiliated you so beautifully on the laser battlefield.
05:34I will say all of this turkey talk has given me a genius idea. What if I...
05:39Roasted 250 turkeys for America's 250th. And in order to do...
05:44that I would have to requisition all the remaining turkeys in the PX.
05:49Well, respectfully, General, those are our turkeys. And you...
05:54couldn't possibly need that many, right? You'd end up throwing half of them out.
05:58What's more American than...
05:59gluttony and waste.
06:00You know what, sir? You can take all 250 turkeys and put them...
06:04in a rocket ship and fire them into space. I don't care.
06:09I care about the turkeys. They make it feel like home.
06:12You're missing the point. He thought he had me and...
06:14now he doesn't have me. And don't buy into the home BS. That's what he wants.
06:17He's playing a PSYOP mind game here.
06:19Okay? If you buy into the home BS, he wins.
06:21Home is not BS, okay? And this was not a trap.
06:24It became a trap because of your ego and that's...
06:26I'm so sorry, sir.
06:27Please, Captain, continue. I...
06:29I would love to hear exactly what you think about Colonel Quinn as a parent.
06:34You don't have to do that.
06:35That's an order.
06:36Mm-hmm. Well...
06:39You can't comprehend the feeling of home because it is something you...
06:44you have run away from your entire adult life.
06:46And now that we are spending time together, you want a lot of...
06:49credit for showing up as a dad, right? But when you do, you are terrible at it.
06:54Wow. That went better than I could have possibly imagined.
07:00Popcorn?
07:01Okay.
07:04Okay.
07:05Okay.
07:06Okay.
07:07Okay.
07:08Okay.
07:09Okay.
07:09Okay.
07:10Okay.
07:11Okay.
07:12Okay.
07:13Okay.
07:14Okay.
07:15Dana!
07:16Ah!
07:17Ah!
07:18Ah!
07:19It's been way too long.
07:20I missed us!
07:21Okay, girls.
07:22Catch me up on...
07:24all the tea.
07:26Jen, are you still dating he who shall not be named?
07:29No.
07:29No, no, Hailey's with him though.
07:31Kelsey!
07:32But I can totally change him.
07:33I know there's a-
07:34There's Darty in there.
07:36Darty being day party.
07:38Stop.
07:39There's this weird guy trying to get in who wasn't invited.
07:41Ew.
07:42Conway!
07:43Can you please-
07:44Please tell him you know me.
07:45She's not letting me in.
07:47Do you know him?
07:48No.
07:49Yeah, you know I'm gonna handle that.
07:50Yeah, do that.
07:51All right.
07:52She's not letting me in even though it's clear I have immaculate-
07:54but-
07:55He's good.
07:56Yeah, I told you.
07:58Papa Jack is-
07:59What are you doing here?
08:00Black friends are very particular and if they think somebody doesn't meet their s-
08:04standards, they can be very harsh.
08:06Uh, Conway, this is me we're talking about.
08:08People can-
08:09You can't get enough of me, okay?
08:10Who is people?
08:11Well, for one, I was prom king.
08:14Largely due to the fact I invented a very easy to learn dance that took the night by storm.
08:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:19No invented dances.
08:21Just small talk.
08:24Uh, who wants to talk about animal cloning?
08:28A lot of pro-
08:29Pros, zero cons.
08:30Here's a little thing I made on my phone.
08:34Hello.
08:35That's cutie, right?
08:36Smaller talk.
08:39Check the PX.
08:40Nothing left but a few guinea fowl-
08:44You know, for what it's worth-
08:49I also know what it's like to have a dad who never listens.
08:52I thought you and your dad had like a great-
08:54great relationship.
08:55Yeah, we do.
08:56I was just trying to make you feel better.
08:57Yes.
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'm really sorry.
09:04It's okay.
09:05I mean, he has ruined most holidays my whole life, so why would this one be any different?
09:09I gotta admit, that's a pretty impressive streak.
09:11Yeah, well, he can't help himself.
09:13Everything-
09:14that he does-
09:15he does without considering the consequences or how it'll affect other people's feelings
09:19and-
09:19Yep.
09:20Guess who stole your turkeys?
09:22Wait-
09:24Like, stole?
09:25Stole?
09:26Yeah.
09:27Davidson's gonna lose his mind.
09:29I'll see you later.
09:30Welcome, Phaset.
09:31Thanks for listening.
09:32Thanks, Paul, for being with us.
09:33Thanks for listening.
09:34Good, happy.
09:35Thanks for listening.
09:36Thanks for listening.
09:37Thanks for listening.
09:38Thanks for listening.
09:34Pretty great, huh?
09:37Who's the disappointing dad now?
09:38You!
09:39What are you talking about? I stole your turkeys.
09:41Hey, start loading them. We gotta move here.
09:42You didn't do this for me. This is all about...
09:44your stupid schoolyard rivalry with Davidson.
09:46Honey, I could have done so many different things
09:47to get back at Davidson. I chose the one.
09:49That helps you.
09:50I was just begging Davidson for turkeys.
09:53And now the turkeys...
09:54The turkeys are missing, so he is going to think that I did it.
09:57Major, can you please take the turkeys out of the...
09:59He doesn't even know they're missing yet.
10:00It's the perfect crime.
10:02Will you put them back into the van, please?
10:04Crimes get people like me kicked out of things like the army.
10:09Major, please take the turkeys out of the van.
10:12Okay, just so you know that...
10:14These are very cold and I didn't bring gloves.
10:16Can we all just put the turkeys back before anybody knows...
10:19that they're gone?
10:20That's way riskier than what I just did.
10:22Fine. I'll do it myself.
10:24Stop. Stop. I'll do it. I'll do it.
10:26I'm in charge.
10:27Oh.
10:29You know, I just love your shirt.
10:31It's such a fun choice.
10:33Mmm.
10:34It looks like something my dad would wear on vacation.
10:36Yeah.
10:38Dads are the best.
10:39Although I've never met mine.
10:42Oh.
10:43What a...
10:44What a cool thing to bring up at a party.
10:46See?
10:47Conway, your friends love...
10:49Love me.
10:50And my...
10:51Je ne sais quoi.
10:52That's...
10:54French for swag.
10:55Papadakas, they're making fun of you.
10:58Oh.
10:59If you guys want to do shade, I can do shade.
11:01No, no, no. We don't have to do shade.
11:02No, I can do shade.
11:03Hey, Hailey.
11:04I may...
11:04Look like your dad on vacation.
11:05But unlike him, I'm not staring out at the ocean wondering why I speak...
11:09I'm gonna spend all my money on my daughter's C-plus nose job.
11:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:14Burn!
11:15That's actually hilarious.
11:16Not as hilarious as thinking you're pulling off that chunky belt.
11:18You look...
11:19You look like an Olympic weightlifter.
11:20We're out of here.
11:21That's me.
11:24Okay, wow.
11:25I did not know you could sling it like that.
11:27Yeah.
11:28It's because being...
11:29Mean is easy.
11:30I just didn't realize they were being mean because...
11:31Yeah.
11:32I didn't think you'd be friends with like...
11:34Mean girls.
11:35No.
11:36Unless...
11:39You're a mean girl.
11:42Oh, no.
11:43Papadakis, you...
11:44You don't know me.
11:45Do I?
11:46Last week when you complimented my sh...
11:49Shirts looking like crop tops and my belly sticking out.
11:52Were you making fun of me?
11:53No, I genuinely...
11:54I definitely meant that.
11:55Young man Lupin is powerful.
11:56I don't know what to believe anymore.
11:57I need some...
11:58I don't know what to believe anymore.
11:59I need some...
11:59How bad is it?
12:00How bad is it?
12:01How bad is it?
12:02How bad is it?
12:04Quinn.
12:05Lock down the base.
12:06Find those turkeys.
12:09Couldn't we just celebrate by cooking and throwing away some Cornish game hens?
12:12No!
12:14It's not the same!
12:15Ugh!
12:19Oh!
12:20Okay, clear.
12:21Jesus...
12:22Okay, clear.
12:23Jesus...
12:24This base is on high alert, obviously, which is...
12:29Just gonna make it more fun.
12:30We are gonna get into the kitchen through the defect.
12:32We're gonna cut the lights, disable the...
12:34cameras, put the turkeys back into the refrigerator, and bing, bang, boom!
12:37It's like nothing ever happened.
12:38Trauma...
12:39It's gonna last a lifetime.
12:40That's true.
12:41Got your text, why are we hiding?
12:42Shh!
12:44We're doing a reverse exfiltration of the turkeys.
12:47I don't know what that...
12:49means, but I'm in.
12:50Wait, where's Conway?
12:51She knows Baumholder better than any of us.
12:53We need her.
12:54Shh!
12:54She chose her mean girlfriends.
12:55Any compliments she ever gave you about your outfits was a lie.
12:58We are better...
12:59We're off without her.
13:00Here we go.
13:01Sister...
13:02You brought this beauty with me.
13:03You brought...
13:04A go-bag?
13:05This is not a go-bag.
13:06Those are for cowards who run away from the danger.
13:08This is a go-
13:09Windbag for guys like me who run at the danger.
13:12Okay?
13:13Oh.
13:15There we go, baby.
13:16Whoa!
13:17Whoa!
13:18No weapons!
13:19That's my lucky knife.
13:20It's been with me on every mission for the last 25 years.
13:22You know what?
13:23Grab your butterball...
13:24and let's go.
13:25Come on.
13:26.
13:29Excuse me, Colonel.
13:30What's that answer?
13:31Excuse me, Colonel.
13:32What's that answer?
13:33Excuse me, Colonel.
13:34What's that answer?
13:34What does a hand signal mean?
13:35I'm not sure I've ever known when any hand signal meets.
13:39Waits...
13:40Just do that.
13:41Excuse me.
13:44Sorry.
13:44Open the door.
13:45Bean time dentro of fábriげ.
13:46Woo!
13:47Would be a good night andём.
13:48Thanks for having me keeping me deep.
13:49Peace!
13:50You need to drink this.
13:51I'm going to get me hand right away.
13:52I'm going to get a mio.
13:53Nice?
13:54Tomorrow is gone.
13:55Next time knowing you can keep me authoritarian.
13:57ительporaton.
13:58Look how do you dance?
13:59Clea!
14:00There is looking at my fears ofione.
14:01Prayer.
14:02I'm going to dance this at home.
14:03in the sea!
14:04It has to sign a Saul.
14:05It's better than not a normal comfort life.
14:07Turkey fridge.
14:12I don't want a clock.
14:14That you understand.
14:17I know that Irish S.O.B. is here somewhere.
14:21Fall back.
14:22Fall back.
14:23Quick, quick.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:26Come with me.
14:27If you want to live.
14:28Sorry.
14:29Margs make me dramatic.
14:31Margs.
14:32Let's go, let's go.
14:35Come on.
14:37There's a hidden door behind here somewhere.
14:41I just have to push the...
14:42This is the right spot.
14:43Whoa, Dad, Dad.
14:45This is what you're looking for.
14:47See?
14:48Lucky knife.
14:49Oh, Secret Passage?
14:50Yeah.
14:50It's like Call of Duty Vietnam.
14:52Let's go.
14:55We got to move.
14:55Hey, we got to get going.
14:56Let's go, let's go.
14:56I know you're in.
14:57Hey, there, Quinn.
14:58Come out and face me like a man.
14:59Hurry up.
14:59Come on, Dad.
15:00Hurry.
15:00Hurry.
15:01No, listen to me.
15:02You were right.
15:02I was just getting revenge on Davidson.
15:04I don't want it to blow back on you.
15:05So ditch the birds.
15:06Go back to Stroop's door.
15:07And I'll buy you some time.
15:08No, Dad, wait.
15:10Ah.
15:12Hello, Colonel.
15:14Gobble, gobble.
15:16Ha, ha.
15:17I'm going to ask you one more time.
15:22Where are those turkeys?
15:27Name Patrick Quinn.
15:29Ranked.
15:29Look, don't try that.
15:31R-T-I-B.
15:32That's what.
15:32It's me.
15:32I took interrogation resistance training also.
15:35So?
15:37Name.
15:37Name Patrick Quinn.
15:38Rank.
15:39Quinn.
15:39Colonel.
15:40Be serious and tell me where.
15:42The turkeys are.
15:43Okay.
15:46Serial number seven.
15:47Seven.
15:49Three.
15:50Now, I know you're not in this alone.
15:51I know you don't care.
15:52about turkeys, but your daughter does.
15:56And if I find out...
15:57And I will, that she's involved in this, I will see to it that...
16:02That she is dishonorably dischar...
16:07General, I'll talk.
16:10Six.
16:12Five.
16:13Five.
16:14Zero.
16:15Zero.
16:17I can't believe that my dad stood up for me like that.
16:21I mean, the only...
16:22Every time he's done anything even close to that is when he fired my mean piano teacher because she refused...
16:27...to teach me scenes from an Italian restaurant.
16:29Look, I think it's pretty clear that being a dad doesn't come naturally.
16:32to the Colonel.
16:33Commanding officer is more his wheelhouse.
16:35You know, a lot of my holidays were spent with him on missions.
16:37Like this.
16:38Well, not exactly like this.
16:40Birds.
16:42Birds were not frozen.
16:43The birds were Blackhawk helicopters.
16:44Sure.
16:45It was a little bit more high stakes.
16:46Actually, significant...
16:47...significantly more high stakes.
16:48Sure.
16:49Missions are his love language.
16:50Hello.
16:51This...
16:52This place is crawling with MPs.
16:53We gotta get to the van.
16:54Wait, wait, wait.
16:55I have an idea.
16:57Damn it.
16:58I thought I could break you.
16:59No, nothing can break me except...
17:01Feel the...
17:02Oh.
17:03Maybe Brian's song.
17:04Look, look.
17:05Just...
17:06Just confess and get it over...
17:07Sir, I have located Captain Quinn.
17:09Maggie, what are you doing here?
17:10You're supposed to be...
17:11Well, I...
17:12I think I know where the turkeys are.
17:14Well, she can't know where the turkeys are because I was the one who...
17:17Well, wouldn't the turkeys be in the fridge?
17:19What, you think I didn't check the fridge?
17:22Well, have you checked it recently?
17:24Sir?
17:27Oh.
17:28How...
17:29Oh.
17:30It's okay.
17:31Sir.
17:32You know, I forget where I put my keys all the time.
17:36But if this gets...
17:37If it gets worse, you should probably talk to someone.
17:39So if they're all accounted for, we'll just be on...
17:42Our way.
17:43Happy, uh...
17:44Semi-Colonel Quinn Centennial.
17:47Thank you, sir.
17:52So that was a pretty slick movie pulled in there.
17:54But...
17:55Didn't I tell you to get the hell out?
17:57Yes, but I had to thank you in a language that you would understand.
18:02Because I...
18:03I didn't get it before.
18:04Okay?
18:05But now I do.
18:06You were...
18:07More at home on a mission than you ever were at our dining room table.
18:11Yeah.
18:12But now we're serving together, so that home finally includes...
18:17Me.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Yeah.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Now you could say something sweet.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Yeah.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Yeah.
18:37The guys are here.
18:38Hey!
18:39Hey!
18:40Quick PX run.
18:41We thought the troops could use a real...
18:42taste of home.
18:43Well, not real.
18:44Mostly chemical, but still.
18:45Well, that is actually perfect.
18:46Okay.
18:47Hey.
18:48Hey.
18:49Papadakis.
18:50What?
18:51I need some space.
18:52I don't want to hear an apology.
18:53I got something special for you.
18:54Oh, my God!
18:55Are you serious?
18:57It's Mountain Dew syrup?
18:58Yeah.
18:59We can make, like, Fountain Dew with this!
19:00Okay, but don't drink it straight.
19:01That's what truckers...
19:02So you will be up for 48 hours?
19:04Yeah, I will do that.
19:05For sure.
19:07When I first got to Stroessdorf, I felt like I was stranded on an island of losers, goofballs...
19:12and nerds.
19:13But now I'm starting to realize I might be more of a loser, goofball nerd than I'm, like...
19:17comfortable at meeting, so...
19:19Welcome to the own life.
19:23Isn't that right, Mountain Dew, baby?
19:26I mean...
19:27I managed to sneak you on Turkey.
19:28What?
19:29What?
19:32Oh...
19:33Wait, but how?
19:34We put them all back.
19:37I didn't run out of fire.
19:39Almost...
19:40And now...
19:41I got to line with it, I knew why they were not burning it anyway.
19:43I got to put stuff in here...
19:45So don't dry.
19:46Put it all clean up.
19:47I know.
19:49It's good.
19:50I can only take it all.
19:52To days Texan come out to take it...
19:55Me and him.
19:57All this weather can melt down on Turkey...
19:58Good luck.
20:00In fact, our army building,
20:02Now, a victory bite to celebrate our very first reverse X.
20:07Feel.
20:08Mmm.
20:09Ooh.
20:10Yep.
20:12I forgot how a dry turkey is.
20:14Ugh.
20:15Not if you carpet vomit with ketchup.
20:17There's plenty left, too.
20:18There you go.
20:19Yep.
20:20Yeah.
20:21There you go.
20:22That'll do the trick.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:24I'm good.
20:25I'm good.
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:27It's delicious.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Don't.
20:30Do not.
20:31Oh, he did.
20:32Yeah, he did it.
20:33Oh, my God.
20:34No, don't chase it with the dude.
20:35Yep.
20:36Don't do it.
20:37Happy Semi-Colonel Quincentennial, everybody.
20:42Thanks for having me.
20:43Hi, Dave.
20:44Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:46Bye.
20:47Who's ready to learn the dance that took my prom by score?
20:52Five, six, seven, eight. Everybody follow me to the left.
20:58To the right.
20:59Okay.
21:00Two steps back.
21:01Woo!
21:02Yeah.
21:03Now clap your hands.
21:04What?
21:05It's pretty tame for Papadakis.
21:07Now clap down low and pump the ground.
21:08There we go.
21:09That's it.
21:10Okay.
21:11All right.
21:12Really get the ground.
21:12Hey, I'm pregnant.
21:13It's getting intense.
21:14Definitely have that fountain dew uncut.
21:15Okay.
21:16Are you sure this is...
21:17the dance that made you brown king?
21:18Yeah, it was a COVID year.
21:20It was all over Zoom.
21:22Five, six, seven, eight.
21:23To the right.
21:24To the right.
21:25To the right.
21:27Please stand back.
21:28Put it inside.
21:29Crack your hands.
21:30Crack.
21:31Crack.
21:32Crack.
21:33Crack.
21:34Now get down low and huff the ground like crazy.
21:35It's going so well.
21:36It's going so well.
21:37Now do I.
21:39Yes, sir.
21:40ifterune.
21:41See you soon.
21:42Bye now.
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