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00:02what's going on dang it anybody catch that missing hamster yet henry's war on technology
00:10continues maybe he's amish why can't i get my candy
00:19who is messing with the wires on my foot bath it's been a long week and i need to soften
00:24these
00:24corns we're dealing with an insatiable rodent he got me too don't try to relate to me
00:29found it come on henry that's my breakfast
01:03hey y'all i have some important news
01:07i need everyone to put your hands together for templeton duds who just finished his last day
01:12in the probation room
01:14oh good to be back oh look at this so much change man you were gone two and a half
01:21weeks
01:21that's right my man did a two and a half week stretch in the big house but then he got
01:26sprung
01:26early because he's nominated for animal control officer of the year wait wait why excuse me i'm so
01:35sorry that sounded harsh what i meant was how i guess the powers that be saw my heroics when
01:41i rescued mama rose's bear cub from the mine shaft that was my rescue those are my heroics that team
01:46effort was all mine not according to the media coverage and the campaign materials that he sent
01:50out probation room has a printer and mini muffins on thursdays and several officers who installed
01:55illegal toilet cameras every toilet cam is illegal everyone knows that where's the two three at
02:01dinner tomorrow mcgregor 6 p.m your treat congratulations an animal control officer of
02:06the year nomination is a huge honor thank you frank thanks for watching my desk while i was in the
02:11clink
02:12but daddy's home as long as we're ignoring facts i choose to ignore you refer to yourself as daddy
02:19ah good to be back hey victoria don't talk to me come on frank you know a win for anyone
02:27in this
02:28precinct is a win for us all this is not a win for us all this is a nightmare worse
02:33at least in my
02:33nightmares i'd die at the end if templeton wins they're gonna give him my job templeton would be
02:37the worst boss he'd probably make a lactation room and they'd be all weird about it yeah his sexual
02:42harassment training would just be how to do more of it i think i have a solution to avoid this
02:45dystopian
02:46future i get nominated and win the award instead why do all of your fixes involve personal glory guys
02:52my plan has something for everyone emily keeps her gig templeton doesn't win and i get to bask in his
02:57misery plus the personal glory plus that okay well whatever we decide to do we have to keep it within
03:02this circle the roof crib okay so what's the plan how do we get frank the nom we could break
03:06up a
03:07fighting ring oh dog fighting oh cow fighting i hear that's the new one i love that i'm also picturing
03:12you walking out of an animal testing facility carrying baby monkeys in full faces of makeup
03:16slay nope it's got to be bigger something people have tried but never accomplished i'm talking about
03:21the e-god of animal control wait you're not seducing i am tomorrow i'm gonna save 24 animals in 24
03:27hours
03:28whoa jack bauer who's jack bauer the show 24 i don't know it jack bauer was a hero who kidnapped
03:35tortured and murdered all within a span of 24 hours i'm gonna do the animal rescue version of that is
03:39that
03:40even possible that's insane a guy came close in 2013 he fell asleep drove his truck into a flower
03:45stand the crime scene smelled exquisite we're gonna have to set up shifts to keep grandpa awake
03:50would a grandpa have stayed up all night watching the debut of mtv i can side channel with dispatch
03:55and relay all calls to truck 12. use channel 8 on the radio so templeton and his lackeys can't hear
03:59that's what we do we want to make fun of you of people we want to make fun of people
04:02be on their backs
04:03shut up everybody be cool she's not in the circle hey boss you're late for your work-life balance
04:08webinar oh that can wait we're working you're doing a jack bauer right i heard you it's a pretty
04:16long walk across the room bethany's in the circle yeah come on in yeah so i will do whatever
04:20it takes i just have a heart out to see twilight the 20 year old vampire movie explain yourself
04:25it's a special midnight showing i bought tickets months ago i want to apologize for who i am okay
04:30the most important thing is that this stays between the six of us the future of our precinct and
04:34our very lives depend on it yeah i really think you should go to that webinar that's a whole lot
04:41of trucker buddies yeah no stopping i can hit up to 45 miles per hour with very little spillage
04:45all right for this to be official we need a picture of you with the clock at the start
04:48seven a.m to seven a.m to seven a.m you got this in five seconds four three two
04:54one
05:01he just drove past a stray dog didn't he huh i'll grab my catch call yeah
05:14hey buddy yeah all right one down 23 to go nice and she's a cutie too oh she get you
05:24yeah here let
05:25me see that all the way through the thumbnail wait is this your first bite yeah but it's no big
05:30deal i
05:31think it's fine damn it we got to get you back to the precinct come on wait why no time
05:34to argue
05:35every second count wait why save your energy run
05:48congratulations you're a man now let's get you on the wall of pain huh all right then we're gone
05:52clock's ticking all right say ouch ouch so what finally got you oh it was just a little kitten oh
06:00yeah
06:00buddy that could get infected cat's mouth is built here than a porta potty to county fair we're gonna need
06:05eyes on that bite oh nancy hello buddy we're definitely going to the er don't worry been
06:10been tons of times i'll show you the ropes oncology's got soft serve but i can't go to the hospital
06:15frank
06:15needs me sands you're clocking in early let's go let's roll hey frank i feel like i failed you today
06:23don't be ridiculous you fail me every day all right what are you scaring off to little mouse is there
06:31a hunk of cheese i don't know about shreds first bite take him to the er how do you get
06:35his first
06:35bite i didn't hear a call over the radio well did you uh make sure your radio was on because
06:40uh sometimes
06:40i'll forget to turn my radio on and i'll miss hours of calls gonna make me do it huh fine
06:45calling in my
06:46iou remember when you needed all those dogs for the kennel groundbreaking you owe me but this isn't
06:52iou worthy i guess we'll just have to tell emily you took the company truck for unauthorized personal use
06:57you can't prove that fashion island family camping trip early august i i had to take it
07:05i couldn't get through all that mud in my minivan i it is deep not as deep as you'll be
07:09in it when
07:10emily finds out there's no light in your eyes anymore templeton the probation room has changed you
07:19okay fine frank's gonna try to catch 24 animals in 24 hours he's pulling a jack power he's going after
07:25my nominations can you just do no no no it's good he broke he broke i am cool it's cool
07:33these raccoons have been squatting in that lady's attic for months they picked the right
07:37day to move out they must take templeton too i'm going to track 12 guys a missing cockatiel was
07:42spotted on the 500 block of ranger avenue we're on it better go grab that bird before you watch team
07:46vampire's bone team edward kellen is 104 oh you're pretty quick for a geriatric oh okay this won't make
07:58this more dramatic than a player factors in a nomination what are you doing here oh just
08:04rescuing a cockatiel i found him beak deep in a crunch wrap supreme this is our call we're all one
08:10team
08:10frank remember what emily said a win for anyone in the precinct is a win for us all excuse me
08:15oh yeah
08:17silly two-two bitches templeton's on to us i don't know how we took every precaution it's something i
08:22never do if they know we're doing a jack bauer that means somebody told them
08:29we have them all i've never taken this many medicines at once before is this normal my record's
08:3518 one mouthful oh oh i'll get it victoria treating shred to my usual post bite shake
08:42doctor says he gets to keep his finger for now what that's great we got scooped by templeton
08:48which means we have a mole among us what bro that is crazy hey let's go off the camera i
08:56want to see
08:56us fear in their eyes oh the only people who knew about our plan were on the roof so let
09:01the accusations
09:01begin okay hot take i think emily sold us out what emily would never lie especially about something
09:07that might threaten her own job i'll say it i think it could be shred you've got a weird work
09:12mom thing going on with daisy for the record i am not a fan of that dynamic and i've been
09:16actively
09:16discouraging her and i i think it could be patel yeah they'll freak it off that's because i'm sitting
09:21here helping you that leaves you sans you've been undermining me since the moment you got in this
09:25truck more like since the moment we met oh my god wait no it can't be what i don't even
09:31want to say it say it bettany she crashed our secret rooftop meeting bettany loves emily that
09:38makes no sense but she's always on emily's case about work-life balance maybe she's trying to remove
09:44the work part altogether oh bettany no oh bummer okay i'm gonna talk to you guys later i just got
09:52chills
09:52chills nausea night incontinence cat bites are no joke all right what's up victoria said you wanted
10:02to talk about your key for southern one thing time for talking is over now you're gonna listen okay
10:06anything you want to say to us so you do want me to talk don't make this hotter than it
10:10needs to be
10:11oh you need to stand back you leaked our secret mission to templeton and to daisy oh
10:17oh my god that was awesome high five oh what was that sound frank fuffle oh okay um so someone
10:26told templeton and daisy about the jack bauer and you suspected bettany the woman who tracks my period
10:31on her phone how did you even come up with that right i guess um we thought that maybe she
10:36was
10:36protecting you from burnout she has tinker taylor soldier spy energy fell asleep during that one
10:40but pretty sure it's full of double crossing frank you are wasting your time and and i sent you a
10:45call
10:46about a box of guinea pigs on the side of the road i mean you are not going to find
10:48an easier rescue
10:50oh great there goes tampertens boys with the easy rescue okay this ends now i don't know who the mole
10:56is
10:56but we know who he's reporting to bettany want to be my backup no very good to my man t
11:03-rex the two-three
11:04soon to be officer of the year see it now how structurally sound is this tower because i'm about
11:09to jenga a load-bearing crab leg frankshaw as i live and breathe your two worst qualities
11:16chicken tenders at a steakhouse they're not on the menu chef makes them special i'm on a tight
11:20schedule so i'll make this quick there are two moles the suspicious one on your left hand and the
11:24one in my inner circle i want names well i call this one cindy crawford and for that other mall
11:29that's a mystery you'll never solve they gave me the whole block of parm you it's not what it looks
11:36like i had to get a second job working here i'll be right back with your salads
11:42you kidding me they're way past the salad course i'm sorry templeton threatened my job and i need the
11:47money frank i'm broke because you could afford a kilt it's a haddy school uniform i don't know how we're
11:51the same waist i hate myself for this frank you all make me sick i feel sick too but i'm
11:56powering through
11:57you've lost too much time might as well stay good opportunity to hobnob with your future boss
12:01well now that i've plugged the leak nothing can get in my way frank
12:10careful floor's a little uneven here i hate you all so disappointing stay with your new team turnkilt
12:19i've always wanted a clever nickname but at what cost
12:27what was that sorry i just thought the bunnies were teaming up on me or something
12:32hey i think maybe the cap i really got to you hey oh my wait why is shred so sweaty
12:39did i walk
12:39in on you guys doing it no no no oh my god also such a good ad word no he
12:43was like this when i walked
12:44in do you want to go back to the hospital could we actually have this conversation away from the crates
12:49of teeth put your hand out straight you've got the yips the yips i had them too after my first
12:56bite
12:56lesser epso i couldn't sleep for weeks i need my sleep i'm still growing well how did you get through
13:01it frank helped me with the mixture of immersion therapy and insults but seen as he's busy got a long
13:06night ahead of you okay that was fun no no no victoria please you can't go i mean look look
13:11at him
13:12it's the 15th anniversary of the fourth film you go i can do my job while avoiding animals victoria
13:20victoria fine fine but if i see on instagram that they did a swag bag giveaway i will bite you
13:26myself 14. how many is that you just said 14. okay well why don't you get off my back it's
13:37two
13:37hours after my usual bedtime you gotta be at nine why is shred whimpering yips it's all falling apart
13:44shred his cat bite delirium patel is dead to me victoria's distracted by supernatural erotica
13:49yeah it's over guys might as well shave our calves now and get ready for kilt season whoa no no
13:55no you
13:55can't quit on me now okay i need you i'll i'll ride with you yeah i'll keep you awake oh
14:00i'm losing
14:01you okay um just imagine templeton's demonic grin as he wears that officer of the year medal around
14:05his neck for the rest of time you were the only one who can stop him come on we need
14:09you
14:09you got this man what do you say frank come on oh god oh what'd i miss you agreed to
14:18complete
14:19the bower yeah i know that why don't you get out of my way jeez
14:30the cabin door creaked open there stood the counselor with a knife in one hand and in the
14:35other hand her own head how'd you open the door i don't know but it really happened at the camp
14:42that
14:43i went to oh uh dispatch go for emily yes great we will be right there golden retriever on the
14:51corner
14:51of 14th and quincy go go go go
14:57something's going on with this dog she's panting shivering mammary glands are enlarged i wish i had
15:02large mammary glands sorry i am punchy i'm actually happy with my body i'm also happy with my body
15:07yeah frank we we know oh what do we have here what
15:18brings up the 23 animals what how he picked up a dog that gave birth to five puppies
15:28all right i had a straight flush did anyone anyone beat that okay we have to expose you to your
15:34fears
15:34until you no longer have a panic response i feel better already so let's just leave this room right
15:38away no no no no here's the thing shred if you can carry the cat that bit you you can
15:44do anything
15:45yeah she doesn't want to hurt you she doesn't no just breathe breathe
15:59oh is that she precious and you're cute yeah i am this this terror is a cutie again somehow so
16:07cute
16:09oh hey not sure if you heard turn killed okay so we're gonna be sticking with that nickname good
16:16safe to assume it was you guys that put the cantoon on my locker twas yeah you should see what
16:21we did
16:21to your showers up is those were a gift rain seriously i didn't take god for a templeton guy
16:27we live in a world where templeton exists there is no god right they said the lamb scape from the
16:31wooden park petting zoo i know i'm exhausted but if i were a lamb where would i be
16:39that's him someday that electrical box is gonna have a plaque with my name on it
16:44like a lamb to the slaughter i've led you to your own demise you're out of time
16:50oh oh okay okay i heard scenes ripping did you yank my head off i'll never be silenced
16:57okay templeton you stop it right now this is your boss speaking not for long bye
17:06i can't believe templeton beat us we were so close i don't know maybe templeton should just take over
17:15the precinct what i mean he can't do any worse than i have i feel like i've completely flubbed this
17:20merger coming from someone who hates himself you're being a little harsh on yourself really because the
17:25precinct is completely dysfunctional right now i mean we have moles secret factions i formed a roof
17:31crew that's pretty much a total leadership fail all right but what it's worth i wasn't trying to
17:36stop templeton from taking your job just because it was templeton you're a good boss
17:42you don't have to say that no you put up with so much nonsense i couldn't do it i'd probably
17:45murder
17:45someone well thank you i could easily cry right now but i know you hate emotions so i won't do
17:51it see
17:52good boss
18:08wow you you did it no we did it okay the last part probably should have come from me we
18:14got 26
18:15minutes to get this guy back to the precinct my shortcut can get us there in 20. great let's go
18:23we're out of gas they fell for the second oldest trick in the book when you were stumbling around
18:27that park daisy drained your tank sucked it right into my civic looks like another failure for frank and
18:34the tutu
18:45you guys want to win this thing you're going to sit there stripping your rooster
18:48cock was right there patel how did you find us temple the new days you forgot to take me off
18:52the
18:52group check reverse betrayal which erases my earlier betrayal right no it's an ongoing process out
18:59what no this is my name you heard the man i don't under
19:05what are you are you wait hold on guys hey
19:12greens we sought it sand traps refilled you did it howard this part four is the one you're going to
19:18be
19:18remembered for
19:20this is for not letting my irish grandpa join your club
19:28okay
19:57you want one with my shirt off
19:58again no this is for your officer of the year nomination photo keep wanting more good idea yeah
20:06congratulations frank 24 animals in 24 hours i suppose you'll be a worthy candidate
20:11if you're nominated hopefully none of your sexist posts resurface the lindsay lohan turns 18 countdown
20:18clock with my brother liar you guys look so stupid almost worth missing a screening his mustache feels
20:25right who are you supposed to be taylor latner he doesn't wear a shirt i don't wear a shirt who
20:31the hell are you i'm baby renez me okay too much talking not enough movie wait frank you got a
20:36nomination officer of the year
20:39i got it i got it
20:44wish i had a shirt to rip off that's so great sit down and shut up guys okay we're starting
20:50the movie now
20:59i'm gonna kill that hamster dennis leary in an all-new going dutch starts now
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