00:00Hello everybody! It's me, Markiplier!
00:05I'm not doing too good right now.
00:10I scream too hard at Freddy Fazbear.
00:13Now it hurts to breathe.
00:15You know, if I was actually in Five Nights at...
00:20Freddy's, I would just throw my Coke Zero at the robots and kill them that way.
00:25It's so easy.
00:27I bet you thought this was the whole joke, like, oh my-
00:30Oh my god, he's in an actual iron lung and not the thing in the movie.
00:34I get it.
00:35You're funny.
00:36Wrong!
00:37I'm in that ship right now.
00:40There you go.
00:41Dude, being a fat, stupid fish is the tits!
00:45You wouldn't even know.
00:46I get this whole blood ocean all to myself.
00:50Look, look at that.
00:51Look at my zen garden.
00:52Isn't that cool?
00:53I mean, the only thing that sucks is when the ships come in and-
00:55take unsolicited pictures of me.
00:57I hate that!
00:58Makes me cry!
01:00Really hope it doesn't happen right now!
01:05But don't-
01:06Don't say anything!
01:07I know it's there!
01:09Wait.
01:10I found Markiplier!
01:11Is that Markiplier in the ship?
01:13I'm a huge fan!
01:14AHHHHH!
01:15Come out here and sign your name in my zen garden, Markiplier!
01:18Please?
01:19Please?
01:20Please?
01:20Ah!
01:21Sorry, man.
01:22I'm in an actual iron lung inside of the iron-
01:25I'm in an iron lung ship.
01:26I can't move my arms.
01:27Oh.
01:28That's okay.
01:29I understand.
01:30Wait.
01:31No, I don't.
01:32How did that work?
01:33How do you drive the ship?
01:35Oh.
01:36Oh.
01:37Oh.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh.
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