00:00So I thought about making a video where I talked about weird bad stuff I found on Tubi because it's
00:05it's pretty known for having like weird bootleg stuff alongside some pretty high profile stuff.
00:10Like recently they added a bunch of old Cartoon Network shows so you can watch Courage the Cowardly Dog and
00:16Ape vs. Mecha Ape New World Order on the same service.
00:20And I know people have already done videos like this like I didn't even have to look them up I
00:25just know they exist.
00:26But mine would have been different because I would have used my magic art powers to draw pictures of what
00:32I'm talking about instead of just showing clips wow it was totally to be fun and original and not just
00:38to avoid copyright bullshit yeah this is going to be more of like a smaller sort of test run of
00:44that kind of thing so if you do want to see more of like what's coming up in this video
00:49did you know all the standard video support stuff do that.
00:52So first I want to just go over stuff that I didn't want to review because it's you already know
00:57what it is but I thought it was interesting that they had it on here like it's a lot of
01:02stuff that you would think would be on like some other kind of service but it's on this cheap one.
01:06So both of Meat Canyons shows Monster Lab and Melvin's Macabre are on here some other internet stuff like Cyanide
01:14and Happiness and like Flash Kids as a channel has their own spot on here not Space King their actual
01:20original series I mean like 20 minute compilations of their YouTube videos and that got my hopes up I was
01:26like oh boy is fucking racist Mario on Tubi.
01:28No it's not in there there's no point uh The Garden by Butch Hartman is on there I've kind of
01:35had enough talking about his shit for one lifetime uh Dilbert Show Madagascar Showgirls the Bob's Burgers movie but not
01:44the show same with Jimmy Neutron the movies here but not the show where the wind blows that nuclear fallout
01:50movie everyone's already talked about endlessly The Good Family that's Mike Judge's third show no one cares about Click and
01:57a few other Adam Sandler movies I think I saw 50 First Dates on there and they have the Mask
02:03animated series so I just figured oh man yeah of course Son of the Mask is on here that's like
02:08the most tubie ass movie you could ever dream of it's not on here Morbius is on here Fred the
02:15Movies here which means I can show off my used DVD copy I got of it from a video store
02:21like 10 years ago whoever owned it before me is the one who cut the blonde girl's face out I
02:26wonder why
02:26I guess we'll never know a lot of those like cheap Canadian cartoons you'd see on Cartoon Network in like
02:322007 to 12 over here like almost naked animals and I wasted like an hour just seeing what the hell
02:39was on here so that's enough of this now let's actually review something we'll just pick something short to start
02:45out with uh you know they have Looney Tunes on here and therefore Dover Boys is on here I'm reviewing
02:52that fuck you I mean it's not like you've seen it
02:55but shut up you you haven't seen it you dirty fucking liar right Dover Boys is a 1942 short appearing
03:03parodying a book from the goddamn 1890s there's three of the titular Dover Boys Tom Dick and Larry even though
03:14they're stated to be jerks I mean brothers uh they all seem to be in a polyamorous relationship with this
03:20girl Dora Standpipe and then on top of that this dude twice their age Dan Backslide wants
03:25in on that shit too but he only really wants to marry her to inherit her dad's money when he
03:30dies this isn't in the cartoon but it's totally true uh he's actually dick from the future come back in
03:36time to prevent himself from contracting leprosy
03:38but uh he got a little sidetracked he steals a runabout and no one ever knows I mean I didn't
03:45know he did that for the longest time didn't realize till like last week he kidnaps Dora but she kicks
03:50his ass
03:51Dover Boys find her and they kick each other's ass then they all get cucked the end overall yeah it's
03:57pretty good
03:58I know it's a pretty basic plot but it's elevated by having sort of the first incarnation of internet shitpost
04:06humor
04:06a lot of weird animation stuff that's purposely meant to look stupid for the funny
04:11it's one of the first cartoons to do smear frames like this you know this if you've ever seen
04:17like these stuff like that but not as shitty looking as how I drew it that's a smear frame
04:22and this short is what popularized it people in the 40s weren't really ready for it they were like oh
04:29goh goh but people in the 21st century were ready for it so they were like ah look at this
04:36whoa
04:38so it's famous now and you already knew all that shit so this is for nothing great bye
04:43bye
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