00:00all right this that was puked up by a russian sled dog and then sold to me on craigslist
00:08i watched it once already and it gets pretty intense at parts so look out for that all right
00:15without further ado let's let's come on get let's oh my why is that so hard jesus all right let's
00:27pop it in and see like a five out of ten masterpiece
00:49buddy this job rules everyone who needs a smile is just gonna call
00:53or whatever that other place is called so we just get to chill here and drink right parlor
01:00my signature laser gun i gorilla glued it to my hand why'd i do that
01:10yeah you gotta be quiet ellipse got his midterms tomorrow he needs to focus on studying and now
01:16i gotta focus on finishing our taxes wait really not dude i'm playing ski free i know
01:22strat for getting past the yeti oh good because i feel pretty bad if you had to do a bunch
01:28of
01:28work while we all sat on our asses doing nothing you guys do stuff sometimes every so often someone
01:34will call us instead of those other guys seriously what are they called i can't remember yeah that's
01:41the one problem with his job anyone who's gonna call our knockoff business instead of the real deal
01:46even though they're also free so it's not like we're a cheap alternative or nothing man let me
01:51tell you glenn there's a certain word i really want to use because it's the only one that fits
01:56but i really shouldn't say it they're that word what you mean crazy insane no no no it's way more
02:03outwardly mean than that like you know you're not supposed to say it no more oh yeah is it
02:13jim parley you have a job wow oh no it better not be another meth head i mean i know
02:19it's gonna be
02:20but it better fucking not a woman called judging by her voice i'd say she's 23 and three quarters
02:26years old she had a very 23 and three quarters sounding voice said she needs some romantic
02:33help oh parley you're 23 and a half and you always talk about how you're into older women
02:39hey come on don't be dating the clients that never goes well i wasn't gonna i was talking to him
02:46he shouldn't encourage that i'm just playing mr smile we're on it
02:58we're not here to rob you i just gorilla glued this to my hand great first impression
03:03nah we're from mr smiles merry man you call needing romantic help that's a weird way of saying it
03:10oh hi i'm cr tina and that's my roommate plasma screen chin
03:16yo what's up and that's where i need help i want to date him but he said he's not into
03:21me
03:21i don't know what to do
03:24not date him try and find someone else but i love him he's the man for me
03:29well if he doesn't want to date you then the name's the brakes kid
03:34yeah i'm already seeing someone anyway this is my boyfriend kai
03:38he has no personality whatsoever and that's why i love him so
03:42i barely have a personality either what's wrong with me
03:48do i really have to say it
03:50oh that's right you're gay
03:52oh no i'm bi
03:54why but dude your tits and ass are way too fucking big it's horrifying it doesn't look
03:59natural or like implants it looks like you got stung there by multiple hornets
04:04i get kept awake at night thinking about it
04:07how does it not give you excruciating back pain
04:10how do you reach in there to wipe and that has genuinely messed me up
04:14more than my parents dying
04:15all right i get it but i'm not done
04:19i genuinely think of you as a lesser being because you repulsed me so
04:24it doesn't matter that you took me in when i was homeless
04:27it doesn't matter that you cook meals for me
04:30it doesn't matter that you act as a shoulder for me to cry on when i need it
04:33i don't care
04:35i won't be at peace until you cease living
04:37how have you not gone to the doctor yet
04:40whatever's wrong with you is probably too late to cure at this point
04:43fuck you gene
04:46oh i can't see
04:48what the hell is wrong with you what did i ever do to you
04:52parlor i don't know what to do it seems like they both kind of suck
04:55nah i wish we were dealing with another meth head
04:59yeah screw it go ahead
05:05oh no my beloved boyfriend has died
05:08i guess that's supposed to be said
05:11boo hoo
05:12boo hoo
05:17you know what i think this job is a fair trade-off
05:2099% of the time you just get to chill on a couch and shoot the shit with your buddies
05:25but that 1% of actually doing your job is the most traumatizing shit ever
05:30i have to handle our bills and taxes 1% of the time
05:34exactly
05:35now let's just pray we don't get another job for at least a month
05:38shipment parley
05:40a nice meth head called and he needs your help
05:43god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:44god damn it
05:45god damn it
05:46god damn it
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