OneyPlays Animated: Lapland

Trench Gremlin

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00:00Oh ho ho!

00:02ONI SAVE!

00:04Are you in Lapland? Where are you?

00:06Lapland? Are you in Lapland?

00:08What is Lapland?

00:10What? You've never heard of Lapland?

00:12Never in my whole life.

00:14Lapland? Okay, are you fucking with me in Ireland?

00:16Do they actually call the North Pole Lapland?

00:18Yes! Really? What?

00:20As in what? From what? Derived from what?

00:22I don't know, look it up. Zach, can you put your phone on you?

00:24Look up Lapland and see where it derives from.

00:26Lapland is an area in Finland.

00:28Yeah, that's where Santa lives.

00:30I'm gonna do that whole fucking thing again.

00:32Rova Navy is the official hometown of Santa Claus in Lapland.

00:34Wait.

00:36Santa's like Scandinavian?

00:38Oh wait, oh, oh! I see what this is.

00:40What is it? This is literally a real place

00:42in Finland or whatever.

00:44Where they say it's

00:46it's like it looks like the North Pole.

00:48Nuh-uh. No way.

00:50Is that my whole childhood ruined?

00:52Do they say that he's from Finland in Ireland?

00:54No, they say he's from Lapland.

00:56I always thought Lapland was a place in the North Pole.

00:58That's like saying Santa Claus lives in Missouri or something.

01:02I am from Kansas City, Missouri.

01:06There was a kid in my class who won a contest

01:08to go to Lapland and meet Santa.

01:10What? Yeah.

01:12Did he ever come back? No.

01:14I ripped the antenna off of a radio

01:16and I brought it into school

01:17and it was like a cool little like sword.

01:20And he was like,

01:21can I bring that to Lapland with me?

01:23I was like, no.

01:24He wanted to show it to Santa?

01:27Yeah.

01:28Santa, look what I got.

01:29Or did he want to slay Santa?

01:30I think you wanted to give Santa lashes.

01:32Fifty lashes.

01:33In Lapland.

01:34In Times Square.

01:35In Lapland Square.

01:36Wooesh!

01:37Rei Why!

01:38Ow.

01:40You're doing me causeант cheer.

01:42I was doing you.

01:46She started learningocarbon.

01:48Don't totally find me right now,

01:50right now,

01:51and put your finger on it because

01:52you gotnocents.

01:54I got to prove it.

01:55Take it.

01:56Oh, you got to prove it same.

01:57I was doing a shit mess,

01:59and you got toempaculture.

02:00And I fed you.

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