00:00Oh ho ho!
00:02Oni slay!
00:14Which reindeer was your favorite growing up?
00:16Mine was Blitzen.
00:18Rudolph, dude.
00:20Rudolph is so overhyped.
00:22He just has a bigger nose. Is he though?
00:24He's kind of the only one with a big bright nose.
00:26Yeah.
00:28Can you name another
00:30a ranger with an interesting
00:32uh, thing?
00:34But Dasher has a big bright red cock.
00:36He does have a red rocket that pisses on all the people below
00:38and Mr. Claus has the prolapse.
00:40Right, Tomo?
00:42He's the big red tube prolapse.
00:44No!
00:46I love the idea of that like
00:48behind him in the air.
00:50Did you ever have a moment as a kid where you're like
00:52I hope Santa brings me for a ride this year?
00:54No, but I did believe in Santa way too long.
00:56No, I don't think so.
00:58I believed in him way too long.
01:00I wanted to believe.
01:02And I was Jewish, so I never believed in Santa Claus
01:04because my parents spoiled it from the start.
01:06Said he wasn't real.
01:08That's sad, Tomo.
01:10You believed in the Hanacondor though.
01:12Hanacondor?
01:14He slithers through your chimney and bites you
01:16and it slugs back up.
01:18He picks at your knees really quickly.
01:20Beware the wrath of the Hanacondor!
01:22He bites the Star of David into your chest
01:24and flies back up the chimney.
01:26Pick up the chimney.
01:28.
01:30.
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