00:00Oh
00:02Hey everyone, just gonna play some Mario 64 funny noise in three two one
00:14This is the abandoned version
00:17And I'll tell you why the creator
00:21Abandoned it. There's a lot of new stuff. Sure. It was in a dumpster
00:25Wait, it's nighttime. You got your
00:27Copy of Mario 64 in the mail from like some sketchy service
00:33You tried contacting them, but they had closed down. Your copy was personalized. Mario has died
00:39I don't fully understand the intent of this version of Mario 64
00:46Except it was found in a dumpster outside of a KB Toys parking lot in
00:501999 and someone held on to it and they left it in their basement
00:56Which was haunted and got flooded for 20 years until 2019
01:02someone by the name of
01:04Johan got the cartridge and spent the next two years cleaning it up with tweezers rubbing alcohol
01:11toothpicks and cotton swabs
01:14Finally after all the work. This is what ended up being playable
01:19Some of this corrupted by the flooding the haunting the cleaning process some of it intended
01:24All of it. This game was found in a lockbox at a train station in a spain station in space
01:31And it took a team of cheerleaders
01:3312 years to reverse engineer the cartridge
01:37They didn't even have a nintendo 64 invented yet when they found it and then they invented nintendo 64 and gave it to nintendo
01:44And said hey, you need to deny that we gave you this you need to make a complete gaming system so that we can play this game
01:51But also you can't make it known
01:53That you've done this you have to make your other games
01:55You have to be a successful business worldwide
01:58And that way we can play this one thing that we found in the train station in the spain station
02:03That was found in einstein's anyak and saddam hussein's lockbox
02:07But the truth is that it was just
02:10Well, you see one day an explorer named
02:14old
02:15John hat fizzle beam decided to go exploring in the arctic and
02:20Found many many weird
02:23Ruins while discovering a new species of penguin and those ruins
02:28Led the way to a cave and within the cave
02:32There was some weird cryptic writing that old john beam followed down to the mountain path around town
02:37And but in this no town, but you know
02:40It was real weird and he used his archaeological excavation skills to find
02:45This very cartridge in
02:48Nikokato's ass
02:49So he get in there and then he just you know excavated
02:53Found the cartridge it was damaged haunted possessed and dirty
02:58But he managed to restore it brought it back from the arctic brought it to the priest
03:04the scientist and um
03:07Zach baggins and then they fixed it right up and that's how we got this right now
03:11Oh
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