00:00Hey, hey look at this, I'm playing Tomodachi Life and look, look, I made Pommy's Magic
00:06Circus, she's in the video game, how chucklesome.
00:09Yeah, whoa, don't even know what that is, but cool.
00:13And look at this, look, I made, uh, what's his name, is that Master Chief, no, it's not
00:20his name.
00:21Well, I made him, and look, I wrote a song about gay sex, I'm gonna make him sing it
00:25together.
00:27Look, man, I gotta be honest, with all due respect to you, I just do not care, I'm
00:32sorry.
00:33It seems like the only joke anyone makes with that is like, oh, whoa, I put my favorite
00:37character in the game, whoa, and I just don't think it's funny.
00:43Well, I like it, it brings me joy.
00:45Oh no, that's absolutely fine, that's not what I'm saying, I'm just saying subjectively,
00:50I do not care for it, but you can think whatever you want.
00:54Oh, alright then.
00:57Glad that didn't spiral into a dumb argument.
01:00Yeah, me too.
01:01Well, I think you should kill yourself if you like the game.
01:04What the fuck?
01:05It's Master Chief with Pommy's Magic Circus as his weird conjoined twin.
01:10Aw, you rascal, you're always trying to start shit.
01:13Hey, if you don't mind me asking, could they just not remove that?
01:17What's going on there?
01:18Oh yeah, this is...
01:19Well, first of all, she's not alive or sentient at all.
01:22I don't know if that makes it better or worse, but there's a fully formed head on the inside
01:27here and my stomach and intestines are pushed around specifically to accommodate it.
01:31So, they took a route, there would just be a big hole there that could get infections or something.
01:37Um, so just have him cut the body off and leave the head.
01:42Oh my god.
01:43Yeah, I don't see why they couldn't do that, but they just didn't even give that to me as
01:47like an option.
01:48What the fuck?
01:49Like I've been walking around with this, I've had to deal with like nonstop questions like
01:53Oh, oh, why'd you put a jester costume on instead of normal clothes?
01:57That was gonna be my next question.
02:00Well, you're the last person to ask that cuz this bitch is coming off.
02:05Okay.
02:10Yaaaaaaayyyy.....
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