00:00All right, here's what we're gonna do. Me and, uh, dude, I don't even watch the show. What's this guy's
00:05name? Uh,
00:07Chester the chest piece. Me and him are gonna compare dick sizes. If his is bigger, y'all get to
00:13leave, and if mine's bigger, you stay.
00:15All right, let's do it.
00:19God damn it, dude.
00:21No, no, this is perfectly fitting for the day I'm having. This is this is so perfect.
00:26First of all, I spilled gas all over my gloves, and then threw them in the wash. It just spread
00:31the gasoline smell over all my fucking clothes.
00:33They all smell like gasoline. Ran them back through three times. Smell still won't come out.
00:38My debit card, uh, supposedly it expires next month.
00:42I think that was a typo, and it expired this month. It already just stopped working fucking everywhere.
00:48Can't do anything, and yeah, and now this. This is, yeah, this is perfect.
00:53This is just, this is, of course today would end like this with my luck.
00:56All right, whatever. Let's fucking get out of here.
01:00Is that seriously it? This is what you're begging me to pay $40 for? Man,
01:06I know you're an only child, but you are still my least favorite daughter.
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