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Diego no puede seguir haciendo la vista gorda a todas las travesuras de su hijo Guille y éste, que quiere lavar su imagen ante su padre, decide hacer algo. En el colegio les van a hacer un test de inteligencia y Guille piensa que si puede conseguir las respuestas y obtener un buen resultado, Diego se sentirá orgulloso de él. El psicólogo llama a Diego y Lucía para comunicarles que Guille es superdotado. Santiago ha solicitado que su taberna aparezca en una guía para turistas y para ello no ha dudado en afirmar que en su local se habla inglés. La publicación envía a una mujer para cerciorarse de que todo es correcto, por lo que Santiago queda en evidencia al demostrar que no tiene ni idea del idioma. Eva intentará ayudarle a que aprenda los conocimientos básicos, pero la faceta de estudiante de Santiago no es uno de sus fuertes. Lucía y Diego han notado que en los últimos tiempos les faltan pequeñas cantidades de dinero. La pareja investiga quién puede ser el autor de esos robos: Diego prefiere poner trampas para sorprender al ladrón mientras que Lucía defiende que hablando con sus hijos se puede resolver el misterio.
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00:00:00Come on guys, today I'm going to take us to gym class through a secret place, okay?
00:00:12I've always known that we weren't exactly geniuses in my family, but my uncle Santiago says that even though we're not very intelligent, we're not stupid at all.
00:00:21Yes? Can't they turn off a little longer? They're about to go out for recess.
00:00:24Hey Valda, dude, don't be a cadet, there are only 10 minutes left before the bell rings!
00:00:27Run! Hurry, someone's coming!
00:00:28Well, don't worry.
00:00:30This is really hard, help me, what are you doing?
00:00:32Ush! Help me! I'm unscrewing it.
00:00:35Talete, talete, now, now, now, stop now!
00:00:37Be vigilant!
00:00:39There it is!
00:00:40There it is!
00:00:42I'm listening to something.
00:00:46Yes, yes, yes, I know the intelligence tests are this afternoon, don't worry, I don't have an account.
00:00:51It's the magpie!
00:00:52Apparently, being intelligent is not the same as being clever, and being clever is not the same as being too clever.
00:01:02That's what my brother Villa did that day.
00:01:04My brother discovered that the line between smart people and complete fools is very thin.
00:01:29But once you've crossed that line, becoming smart again isn't so easy.
00:01:35On a station platform, under the blazing sun,
00:01:39You were talking about a skyscraper in the sky of New York.
00:01:42Come soon to see the sea, and you send a postcard, I already knew that day was the end.
00:01:50Now I have much more, red, black, stop and even, finally luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through,
00:01:59and a wall to hang, seven smiling faces in a passport photo.
00:02:05My stories were not about tales made by chance.
00:02:12Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.
00:02:18One plus one equals seven, who would have thought?
00:02:26It was so easy to be happy.
00:02:35The first foreigner of the year.
00:02:43Damn, it's there, and how it is.
00:02:46What are you going to have?
00:02:48Good afternoon, lager, please.
00:02:51Lager, a beer, please.
00:02:54Did he tell you?
00:02:54Yes, that foreigner, that Paiguel wants a beer,
00:02:58which is the same as in Spanish, beer, beer.
00:03:00Beer, beer.
00:03:01Ah, a beer, a beer, a beer.
00:03:05Pas bobe!
00:03:06There, there, no.
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:09German!
00:03:11Vis Europa!
00:03:13Hey, tourist?
00:03:15There's thirst, isn't there?
00:03:16Hey?
00:03:16And what a pair of breasts you have, girl.
00:03:20Look great!
00:03:21Thank you.
00:03:23Uh, maybe I could eat something.
00:03:24Do you have any typical dishes?
00:03:27Spanish Homeleta?
00:03:28Hey?
00:03:28Let's take it easy, it's only two days, okay?
00:03:30What's wrong with your mouth?
00:03:31Hey?
00:03:31What do you want?
00:03:32That I...
00:03:33With that face like a water jug that you can't stand.
00:03:34I think I'd like another beer, huh?
00:03:36With that piece of breast, thigh against thigh.
00:03:39Wow, treviar!
00:03:40Wow, treviar!
00:03:41Train!
00:03:42Train!
00:03:42Hey?
00:03:42Like one of these English pimps, mate.
00:03:44Lots of island, lots of rock.
00:03:46And they come here to fill their bellies.
00:03:48Yeah.
00:03:48Hey, sweetheart?
00:03:49It's so hot it'll make you dizzy, huh?
00:03:51Oh!
00:03:51Enough with sexist and xenophobic comments.
00:03:55And I'm not deaf.
00:03:56Well, if he knows Spanish, why doesn't he speak it?
00:03:59No, but...
00:04:00Come and make fun of us!
00:04:01Are you Santiago Serrano?
00:04:03I am the author of the I-Royal Laws for Travel Guide.
00:04:06Your tavern appears in our guide because you filled out a form in which you assured us
00:04:11which was a typical Spanish tavern, completely bilingual.
00:04:16Well, we do know some English, you know?
00:04:19Yeah I know.
00:04:20I've already seen your level of English.
00:04:22Under these conditions, we cannot recommend your establishment to our fellow citizens.
00:04:26Well, it caught us during siesta time, but...
00:04:29We can do something, right?
00:04:31All...
00:04:33Well, someone from the guide will be around in a few days, and if by then they have someone who
00:04:37I speak English, I'll leave it in the guide.
00:04:40If not, well...
00:04:41You know.
00:04:41Nothing.
00:04:42By then, for sure, right?
00:04:43Come on.
00:04:43Without fail.
00:04:44Without fail.
00:04:45Good afternoon.
00:04:45Good afternoon.
00:04:47Good afternoon.
00:04:49What are you messing around with?
00:04:50So as not to be deaf to enormous ears.
00:04:53This one's even coming from outside.
00:04:55It's already been tanned, it comes ready.
00:05:02I took a foreign guide with me, this one, and I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
00:05:06But, man, I don't understand it, it's not that difficult to understand the church.
00:05:09In other words, it becomes typical for the Hispanicist, let's see, in other words, a typical Spanish tavern and that's it.
00:05:13Well, you should have been there, let's see how you did.
00:05:15I'm not telling you.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:16Kid, do you want to eat like people, man?
00:05:18Damn, I'm running out!
00:05:20You're training to get into the circus, you're training.
00:05:23Don't you see that you're setting a bad example for your little brother?
00:05:25Curro, Curro, for God's sake, eat well, come on, son.
00:05:28Hey, Dad, let me know when you're going to speak English, it's going to be quite a show.
00:05:32Oh, I can't handle this.
00:05:35And what is this book about?
00:05:36It's a tourist guide that we're featured in.
00:05:38This will be the guide, for beer hooligans.
00:05:42Yes, ma'am, it's Madrid, the traveler's Bible.
00:05:45We even got a photo.
00:05:47With a photo?
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:49They look great here.
00:05:50Well, what's the problem if you're all doing great here?
00:05:53Well, the problem is that my little brother Santiago decided to put English Spoken.
00:05:57And as for English Spoken, well, nothing at all, well, they've caught us and they're going to take us out of the guide now.
00:06:02And now Carabotijo or another one will return without warning to see if she can catch us.
00:06:07And?
00:06:07Look at this problem.
00:06:08It's as if some Englishman is going to stop by the tavern.
00:06:11Well, ma'am, we make a killing with the tourists in August.
00:06:15Well yes?
00:06:16Of course, because with this guide they send them to see the parish church, which apparently has some amazing frescoes by Goya.
00:06:22And when the hot ones come out, they go to the typical tavern to get drunk on beer.
00:06:26With caliche.
00:06:27Does he find out or not?
00:06:28Yes, yes, I understand.
00:06:29Hey, with Goya, which rhymed with Goya, which I don't...
00:06:34Hey, your father has punished you for what happened yesterday.
00:06:36No, he doesn't know anything.
00:06:37I don't think Candela has said anything to him.
00:06:40Hopefully he'll let it go, right?
00:06:41Oh, yes, that's great.
00:06:43At last.
00:06:44Hey Diego, didn't you leave some money here this morning for bread?
00:06:47Yes, but it's better than what I have.
00:06:48And there's nothing?
00:06:49But if I've left...
00:06:50Did I leave 10 euros for bread?
00:06:51What have I missed?
00:06:53It's me...
00:06:54I'm thinking about something.
00:06:56What if we take these two with us when the guide comes?
00:06:59To Marcos and Eva?
00:07:00Well, you'd better take me, because this guy knows even less English than you do.
00:07:03No, no, no, the problem is that it can appear at any time.
00:07:06The best thing would be to hire a waiter who speaks English, atheist?
00:07:09Yeah, we're in a position to hire waiters, what do you say?
00:07:13Diego, it was Andrés, we have to go to school immediately.
00:07:17By?
00:07:18It's a thing about Guille.
00:07:21Guille!
00:07:22What have you done this time?
00:07:25Nothing, Dad.
00:07:27I'll wait for you outside, okay?
00:07:28Look, Diego, more than 10,000 children have passed through here and none like yours.
00:07:33This cannot continue.
00:07:35The little joke with the pipe has cost us almost 200 euros.
00:07:38Well, don't worry.
00:07:39Send the bill and that's it, problem solved, no worries.
00:07:41Of course, man.
00:07:43But it's not just that, Diego.
00:07:45Look, a toilet was loaded in September.
00:07:47Five unusable tables.
00:07:49Chairs with closed legs.
00:07:51And let's not even mention María Eugenia, who, poor thing, is still on sick leave.
00:07:53Do you want me to continue?
00:07:54No, I don't think it's necessary, no.
00:07:56Look, I don't know what you've done with him or how you've raised Guille.
00:07:59But this is a disaster.
00:08:00And this time we didn't expel him because of Lucía, but...
00:08:03Hey, Andrés.
00:08:04Look, we really appreciate it, but I think the child...
00:08:06Come on, it's not that big of a deal.
00:08:07Diego, here we teach them knowledge.
00:08:10But you must think that some families also need to be given the education they don't receive at home.
00:08:13And this is not the case.
00:08:15Andrés, let's see.
00:08:15Sorry, Andrés.
00:08:16I'll wait for the psychologist, who can step out for a moment.
00:08:19I think I'll pass the test this afternoon.
00:08:20Okay, thanks.
00:08:21Just a second, I'll be right back, okay?
00:08:24How are you?
00:08:27Hello.
00:08:29How are you?
00:08:31I've already found out...
00:08:33They were charged 200 euros for the pipe, right?
00:08:37The plumber didn't rip them off or anything.
00:08:39Hey, Guille, what's up? You in the mood for some jokes?
00:08:43Dad, I promise you it won't happen again.
00:08:45Look, son...
00:08:47Forget it, don't promise me anything because it's a waste of time, you know?
00:08:51I'm going to tell you something, Guille.
00:08:53I'm already tired of you.
00:08:56But I'm very tired now.
00:08:58I thought I could straighten you out, but...
00:09:00I see that you can't do any more than that.
00:09:02Okay, let's leave it at that.
00:09:03We'll talk at home.
00:09:04I don't know, there's nothing more to talk about, Lucia.
00:09:07And I thought, well, I don't know, that you'd end up with your uncle and me in the tavern, but...
00:09:11But you're not even good enough for that.
00:09:18Look, I think you're going to have to hire a waitress who speaks English.
00:09:23At least until that idiot from the English guide shows up.
00:09:26That's it, that's it, that's it.
00:09:27There are too many macho men here.
00:09:28A young girl would give him a beardless look.
00:09:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:09:31He doesn't get any air at all, man.
00:09:33Also, I remind you that I know English.
00:09:35I got my diploma in the English course for hoteliers.
00:09:39Look at it.
00:09:39Diploma in English for the hospitality industry.
00:09:43I don't know, in the end there's going to be an expert here and we won't even realize it.
00:09:45Okay, that's enough with the little hand, okay, that's enough with the little hand, man.
00:09:48I just need a tune-up, a little review, and for my ear to get used to it.
00:09:51What an ear, what an ear, what an ear.
00:09:53Well, you have corduroy ears, Santiago.
00:09:56Marcos gives me a few lessons.
00:09:58I'll review it for a few days and I'm sure we'll get into this guide in style.
00:10:05I'm telling you this with affection, you're a real donkey.
00:10:07Damn, it took you a year to learn the instructions for the coffee maker.
00:10:11Because I didn't feel like it.
00:10:13And the driver's license?
00:10:14Hey?
00:10:14You prescribed arteriomic eleven times, that's Guinean, huh?
00:10:17Because that idiot took a dislike to me.
00:10:19It doesn't give you anything.
00:10:20It doesn't give it to you, Santi.
00:10:21Damn, don't get angry.
00:10:22But you're just barely doing well with your studies.
00:10:25And what it doesn't give us, well, Spanish speakers.
00:10:27Period.
00:10:29It doesn't give it to me.
00:10:30It doesn't give it to me.
00:10:31What do you want to bet?
00:10:31What are the odds they'll put us back in this guide?
00:10:35Hey?
00:10:35What do you want to bet?
00:10:36As?
00:10:39Look.
00:10:42I bet you 50 euros they'll get you out of here.
00:10:4650.
00:10:4950.
00:10:5050 euros.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:54Hundred?
00:10:56Like these?
00:10:57Here I go with another 50.
00:10:58Okay.
00:11:00Thank you very much.
00:11:05Guille, macho.
00:11:06Help us out, we're working on the whiteboard, man.
00:11:08You'll see what a fright it is.
00:11:10The teacher.
00:11:11But what's going on?
00:11:12If we haven't done this since the pump left.
00:11:14She loved it.
00:11:17The argument must have been something else.
00:11:20We're going there.
00:11:22Come on.
00:11:25Guille.
00:11:25Well, we wanted to thank you for not betraying us, and because, well, this is a gesture that honors you.
00:11:35And besides...
00:11:35And we're here for whatever you need, man.
00:11:37You got lucky, didn't you?
00:11:39My father thinks I'm useless.
00:11:41Well, like everything else.
00:11:42No, I already know.
00:11:44The thing is, he doesn't even talk to me.
00:11:46I think he's messed up this time.
00:11:49Well, that's the worst part.
00:11:50When they don't even talk to you, it means you're more burned out than a hippie's motorcycle.
00:11:53Clear.
00:11:53And that's when you start to miss the fights, the shouting, the arguments that leave you without paying.
00:11:58Come on, man, cheer up.
00:11:59Since we have intelligence today and it's useless, we'll skip class and invite you to the arcade.
00:12:04No, thanks.
00:12:05Clear.
00:12:11The test is the solution.
00:12:14It will be our downfall.
00:12:15No, we need to get that test.
00:12:17If I do well on that test, my father can't believe I'm good for anything.
00:12:20Yes, for the thief.
00:12:22No, stop.
00:12:24Well, if you want I can help you get it, but I prefer to have low results on the test because if I have high results they'll put me with the nerds.
00:12:32Yes, yes, me too, I'll pass.
00:12:33In other words, I'm perfectly fine with my parents thinking I'm a donkey and that I'm not capable of anything more.
00:12:36And besides, if the test is this afternoon, how are we going to get the results?
00:12:40No, listen.
00:12:42First we have to wait for the psychologist to go out for his coffee.
00:12:45All this will happen at 12 o'clock sharp.
00:12:47And then what?
00:12:48That's where you come in, bowling alley.
00:12:50You approach eating whatever you happen to be eating at that moment.
00:12:53If you can be a sobrasada sandwich, even better.
00:12:57Oh, come on!
00:12:58But, but, but look what you've done to me.
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
00:13:01If only...
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03Gustafa, that's where you come in.
00:13:05It's because you have a little more of your own.
00:13:05Look how you're doing with the jacket.
00:13:06Dude, bowling alley, how are you doing?
00:13:08Well, look, tell me that the lady took it to the cleaners.
00:13:11No, don't worry.
00:13:12If it's there...
00:13:13Look, Pili, Pili, come here.
00:13:14Hey, relax.
00:13:15Hey, hey, hey, Gustafa.
00:13:17You'll cross paths with me in the hallway.
00:13:18And that will be your big moment, Valdana.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:22Mr. Psychologist, do you have a moment?
00:13:23Yes, man, of course, tell me.
00:13:24Look, the thing is, I've been dealing with a lot of intense pressure for the last few days.
00:13:27Hey, do you mind if we talk some other time?
00:13:29It's just that you've caught me a little off guard.
00:13:30No, yes, I need to tell him now.
00:13:31Right now?
00:13:32Yes, right now.
00:13:33Look, the thing is, I've been having a recurring dream for the past few days.
00:13:36I see myself with a katana.
00:13:38With a katana?
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:39And I enter a hamburger restaurant.
00:13:41Yeah.
00:13:42And there's one, well, there's a weasel dressed in a tailcoat who's having a little drink.
00:13:46But the most curious thing is that behind the bar there is a clown inflating some of those balloons that are used to make grills.
00:13:53Sit down for a moment.
00:13:55No, no, please sit down.
00:13:57I?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:58Okay, I'm sitting down.
00:13:59And I rip the clown's head off with the katana, I go closer to look at him and it's not the clown.
00:14:05It turns out he's my father.
00:14:07By the way, I didn't tell you anything about my father, did I?
00:14:09No, it's true that it isn't.
00:14:10Well, my father was born in Argentina.
00:14:12Ah, speaking of dreams and my father.
00:14:14My father, when he was about 10 years old, regularly had a dream very similar to mine.
00:14:19But instead of a katana, it was with a machete very similar to a weapon used by the Mapuche people.
00:14:27Anyway, thank you very much. It's been a great help.
00:14:30Thank you so much.
00:14:30And are you still telling me about your father?
00:14:32And about the...
00:14:44A perfect plan.
00:14:46Hey, Pili said there's no solution anymore.
00:14:49I don't know if things are the same as before.
00:14:51Yes, but there's no solution.
00:14:52There is no solution.
00:14:53I don't know, tell me, tell me.
00:14:54That's clear.
00:14:55How much is it?
00:14:56How much?
00:14:57Match.
00:14:57Match.
00:14:58Match.
00:15:00Teacher.
00:15:01Teacher, as if it were an I.
00:15:03Teacher.
00:15:03So why do they put an A and an E?
00:15:06These English guys are crooks.
00:15:08Some letters are written one way, others another.
00:15:10Some are pronounced, others are not.
00:15:12But come on, let's get down to business.
00:15:13Besides, I don't know this English that I'm feeling.
00:15:15What I want to know in the tavern, for example, is if a foreigner comes in and says to me...
00:15:19Ear, the iron.
00:15:21Red wine.
00:15:22Wine.
00:15:23Wine.
00:15:24And red wine?
00:15:25Black wine.
00:15:26Hello.
00:15:27Red wine, donkey.
00:15:28You can also say black.
00:15:29Yes, whatever you say.
00:15:30What a teacher you've found, Santiago! He always fails English.
00:15:33Uh, I almost passed the last one that morning.
00:15:35Yes, and how are you feeling about tomorrow?
00:15:36And your father? How is he?
00:15:38In Barcelona, thank you.
00:15:39Hey, so why don't you teach us the classes? How much do you know?
00:15:42No way.
00:15:44But woman, I'll pay you whatever it takes.
00:15:46Yes, yes, I took you and also... a lot of affection, huh?
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51Okay, yes, I'll do a review too, but I'll charge you for it, okay? I'll figure something out.
00:15:53Get up, go outside.
00:15:54Wow, what an initiative!
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Look, kid, we're doing grown-up things.
00:16:01If you have to paint something, paint it, but don't bother anyone.
00:16:04Okay, Santiago, let's start with a test to see what level of English you have, okay?
00:16:09First question.
00:16:11What's your name?
00:16:15Santiago, huh?
00:16:17No, that's Santiago.
00:16:19That?
00:16:19What's your name, dude?
00:16:21But anyway, we agreed that you shouldn't bother us.
00:16:24I was thinking about the answer.
00:16:25But even the child knows more than you.
00:16:27Well, you tell him to be the stove, which I am.
00:16:30Okay, okay, okay, come on, second question.
00:16:34Santiago, how old are you?
00:16:37How old are you?
00:16:40And how old are you?
00:16:41Shut up, kid!
00:16:43I had the answer on the tip of my tongue.
00:16:45Come on, third time's the charm.
00:16:46Santiago, where do you come from?
00:16:49With all the cooking pots and the kid whistling, nobody can concentrate here.
00:16:59I'll take the test, fill it out, and give it to you tomorrow.
00:17:04Santiago, two.
00:17:05Hey?
00:17:06Nothing.
00:17:10Okay, guys, take your time to answer, okay?
00:17:12Because this is not an exam.
00:17:14It's simply to find out what your natural abilities are.
00:17:17That she has them, right?
00:17:18What is it called?
00:17:20Bellido and COVID.
00:17:21Change your seats.
00:17:22No.
00:17:23Already.
00:17:24Of course.
00:17:25But it's not an exam.
00:17:26Why would I copy this beast?
00:17:27Never mind, come on.
00:17:28Change your clothes, now.
00:17:34Well, with these results it will be easier for us to guide you regarding your professional future.
00:17:37OK?
00:17:38And what happens if you answer randomly?
00:17:40In your case I don't think it matters, it will be the same as if you try properly.
00:17:43And one more thing, how many squares does Boliche have to fill to work at his dad's deli?
00:17:48Very funny, Matías.
00:17:50But if that's what he's good at, he'll come out on top.
00:17:51So don't worry.
00:17:52Just you and me.
00:17:54That's it?
00:17:55Come on.
00:17:56We all have the sheets now.
00:17:58Well, on the count of three you have to turn them over and start...
00:18:01Three.
00:18:02Okay, Fernando, can we talk to you for a moment?
00:18:06Yes, wait, Daniel.
00:18:07Okay, let's talk for a moment.
00:18:33And that's because of the surname...
00:18:34I don't know if it has an accent on the ego in the...
00:18:36Stop messing around, Serrano, please, okay?
00:18:38Well.
00:18:39I've left.
00:18:40I've gotten confused.
00:18:40Let's see.
00:18:41Sorry.
00:18:43Focus on your own thing, okay?
00:18:45From the nerves that...
00:18:47Focus, I'm gone.
00:19:03Excellent!
00:19:04Diego, damn, you scared me so much.
00:19:06But, Lucia, let's see, please.
00:19:08But what is this?
00:19:10So, since money seems to be disappearing from the house lately, I remembered...
00:19:14Well, without going too far.
00:19:15This morning the money was in the bread, because I've disappeared too.
00:19:17AND?
00:19:18Well, that's it, just to see.
00:19:20I mean, to see if...
00:19:21No, I can't believe, Diego, that you're setting a trap for our children.
00:19:24A trap, a trap.
00:19:25Put that way, it's a trap, because it's a bit ridiculous.
00:19:27But yes, well, one...
00:19:28In other words, you're treating them like they're mice.
00:19:30This is absurd, Diego.
00:19:31What we need to do is talk to them.
00:19:32What's wrong? Don't you think this trap idea is a good one?
00:19:35Didn't you like it or what?
00:19:36I almost fell, but...
00:19:38No, seriously.
00:19:39Maybe one of them has a problem.
00:19:40So we talked about it, right?
00:19:42No, well if you want us to talk, we'll talk, right?
00:19:43But I have something with my children that is much more effective.
00:19:46In other words, the little banknote and the little book are much more effective.
00:19:54Yes, yes, it's me.
00:19:56Hey, Fernando!
00:19:58Yes, hello.
00:20:01Can we go now?
00:20:03Hey...
00:20:04Guille's thing, the test thing.
00:20:07No no.
00:20:08I'm not going, I'm not going, no, I'm not going, no.
00:20:10Okay.
00:20:11No.
00:20:11Okay, fine, let's go now.
00:20:13Fuck.
00:20:14Okay, that's all for now.
00:20:15But, Lucia...
00:20:16Look, Diego, we have to go.
00:20:17He told me it's very important.
00:20:19But I don't feel like going.
00:20:20So, you're going to tell me that my son is a degenerate, a psychopath?
00:20:22And he's going to tell me the same old thing.
00:20:23He always did the same thing to me.
00:20:24And he's going to tell me again.
00:20:25That it's my fault.
00:20:26Well, I don't feel like going, because if he's just going to tell me that, I'm not going.
00:20:28And that's it.
00:20:28And I'm not going, period.
00:20:29You already said we were going now, right?
00:20:35Uh-huh.
00:20:35Come on, that's it.
00:20:36Yes, yes.
00:20:36Aterismas, times, in suede, eh?
00:20:43I'm a fool sometimes.
00:20:53We don't see that there, suede.
00:21:06You are my hello, I am your sea, how many secrets will you keep from me, you come and escape, you never give yourself, and I wait for you for an eternity.
00:21:27Hello.
00:21:32What's happening?
00:21:33How are you?
00:21:34Yeah?
00:21:34No way, I was just finishing up.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:39I remind you that you owe me one.
00:21:41For the English classes.
00:21:44It's going to be a joke, right?
00:21:45No.
00:21:46You don't keep your promises.
00:21:47I tremble and curse when I hear your name
00:22:00If you're gone, I can't breathe
00:22:06I hate you and I love you, I'm such a coward
00:22:11I lose myself in you
00:22:14I get lost in myself
00:22:17Give me a reason to live, give me a reason
00:22:21To continue, and tell me what I am to you
00:22:25Give me a reason to live, give me a reason
00:22:31To continue, and tell me that I am for you.
00:22:34First
00:22:37What do we do with the little guitar?
00:22:44Here, the two of them.
00:22:45We've arrived.
00:22:45Under way?
00:22:46Yes, I see how we are here.
00:22:48Raul, put down the guitar.
00:22:49There's too much sugar here, it needs a little salt.
00:22:52Raul, put down the guitar.
00:22:53Raul, you don't know how to play the guitar.
00:22:56What do you mean you don't know how to play the guitar?
00:22:57But I taught you how to play the guitar, kid.
00:22:59What do you think you are, huh?
00:23:00What do you think you are, kid?
00:23:01Silly.
00:23:01If it takes you, it's the guitar that takes you.
00:23:05Well, this is Guille's intelligence test.
00:23:07I haven't seen anything like this in years, have I?
00:23:09I've been examining it in depth.
00:23:12Forgive me, forgive me.
00:23:13Don't insist.
00:23:14If Guille is a jerk, then so be it.
00:23:16Well, there's no need to say no...
00:23:17No, no, no.
00:23:18If the test is not faulty.
00:23:19He performed exceptionally well on the test.
00:23:21Fernando, what do you mean?
00:23:23Well, that...
00:23:24Guille is a super-duper.
00:23:27Come on, he has a much higher than average intelligence.
00:23:30That?
00:23:31Let's see, I mean, you're telling me that Guille is a genre.
00:23:33In other words, this is a hidden camera show.
00:23:35No, no, no, no.
00:23:36No, no, the results are very clear.
00:23:38Come on, there's no room for doubt.
00:23:39His intelligence quotient is over 130.
00:23:42To give you an idea, a normal person is around 90.
00:23:46But come on, that's absurd, it's impossible.
00:23:49Because, well, that thing is noticeable, isn't it?
00:23:50I would have noticed.
00:23:51No, no, not necessarily.
00:23:52Look at Einstein, for example, right?
00:23:54He had problems at school.
00:23:55And Ned Chapman went from one reformatory to another for being antisocial.
00:23:58And now it's the biggest genre of staphophysics, right?
00:23:59Yes, yes.
00:24:00Clear.
00:24:01Okay, Guille, yes, he is antisocial.
00:24:04So, that...
00:24:04And the reformatories still haven't...
00:24:06Well, surely those, let's call them, Guille's pranks are because...
00:24:09Because he's bored in class, right?
00:24:11Perhaps we need to encourage his abilities more, don't you think?
00:24:13You mean to encourage her at school?
00:24:16See you later.
00:24:16Well, the truth is that Guille is the first super-gifted case from Garcilaso, isn't he?
00:24:21But anyway, the important thing is that you stimulate her, especially at home.
00:24:24Put on classical music for her, I don't know, you take her to conferences, to museums...
00:24:28Anything that helps him satisfy that thirst for knowledge that he surely has.
00:24:31Well, and I'm sure this has been the usual pattern with Guille, hasn't it?
00:24:34Yes, not exactly like that.
00:24:37But come on, from now on, we'll do whatever it takes.
00:24:39In other words, going to museums, we're going to stimulate everything.
00:24:41Well, then, you guys have to put in some effort, right, Diego?
00:24:46Let's see if we can get someone important out of it.
00:24:48Thank you so much.
00:24:49Fernando, you are wonderful.
00:24:50Fernando, thank you.
00:24:52Thank you.
00:24:57Here, you see, gifted people are often natural leaders.
00:25:00Damn, as Guille says, as Guille says.
00:25:02And what the psychologist did.
00:25:04In the absence of stimulation they lose interest and their character tends to be unruly.
00:25:07There.
00:25:08Yes, the truth is that the kid is smart, rebellious, and a leader.
00:25:11But hey, there are still some tests to be done, okay?
00:25:13No, it's my fault, Lucia.
00:25:15What have I done wrong?
00:25:16He's recording me...
00:25:17Now, the only book I remember buying him is The Life of Pelé.
00:25:20It is honor before birth.
00:25:21It's just not very...
00:25:22Well, hey, biographies have their own appeal too.
00:25:25A lot of interest.
00:25:25Yes, yes, yes, I don't get you on that one...
00:25:28And besides, I've spent my life giving him slaps.
00:25:30And that, wouldn't you say?
00:25:31In the long run, it affects him, it affects his head, for sure.
00:25:34Stimulation.
00:25:35Stimulation, which the psychologist has made very clear.
00:25:36And so we have to take him to cultural things, to museums, to exhibitions.
00:25:39In short, stimulation of cultural things.
00:25:41Hey...
00:25:41Do we have dinner at this house or not?
00:25:42Yes, we're having dinner, but come here for a moment, come here for a moment.
00:25:45Feel it, feel it.
00:25:46Would you please sit down?
00:25:48Yes, they're standing still over there, just a second.
00:25:49Yes, we love you, well, we want to tell you that we were at the school and we have to tell you that your brother Guillermo...
00:25:57Guille, come on, he's super gifted.
00:26:03Super what?
00:26:05Gifted at what?
00:26:06Gifted at what?
00:26:07About what?
00:26:08From the head?
00:26:08In other words, incredibly gifted.
00:26:10So, it has...
00:26:10Come on, let's go, let's go.
00:26:11What are you thinking about?
00:26:12Look, Marcos, he's not going to get the benefit of the doubt.
00:26:14But it is good news if we can donate it to science and not what we are saying.
00:26:17But, Ana, please, we're being completely serious, we've been...
00:26:21Do you want to listen to me?
00:26:22We went to the school with the psychologist and we saw the test and that's it, right?
00:26:26Gifted?
00:26:27Well, he's very clever, Curro.
00:26:30Guille, from the painting.
00:26:32Hey guys, seriously.
00:26:33Look, if it got in, he's super well-endowed, take me to the gauze, now.
00:26:39Ana, please listen to me, because we were wrong about him, we thought he was a hooligan, an abnormal person and a social outcast, and no, no, no.
00:26:45No, apparently not, he lacked stimulation.
00:26:47What's going on, what's going on!
00:26:48What a question!
00:26:51Careful, careful.
00:26:53Can you give me a moment, please, Cos?
00:26:54Hey, Guille, we wanted to tell you something.
00:26:59Well, we've been at school and they've told us that you're super gifted.
00:27:05Who, me?
00:27:07But that means I'm well-endowed, right?
00:27:10No, no, it doesn't mean that, no, it means that, no, that you are, that you want to fall a little, please, that you are very clever and that, well, that you have a privileged brain, that's it.
00:27:20And also to tell you that, well, maybe our family hasn't lived up to expectations, but, well, please forgive us.
00:27:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no beating around the bush, Guille, no beating around the bush.
00:27:28Marcos, you're taking a risk, and we're going to try, well, to make everything change from now on and be much better, and, for example, what kind of needs, aspirations, what interests you, what do you want?
00:27:40Well, I don't know, it's just that now, suddenly, a new computer wouldn't be so bad, but...
00:27:48No good, not for me either.
00:27:49Well, now that you mention it, a room, well, a little office for work, you know? It's just that being in the bedroom is overwhelming, I just can't do it, I just can't do it, it's a shame.
00:28:00Well, if not, maybe the kid won't be into that, because, I mean, he's not into that.
00:28:06I want another motorcycle and a chalet all to myself, like Prince Philip, don't mess with me, kid, you're stupid.
00:28:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:14Who is the gifted one here?
00:28:16Your brother, you're not even gifted, girl, you're an idiot.
00:28:19I want a bicycle, girl, it's too small for me.
00:28:22Okay, fine, kid.
00:28:33Hey, by the way, did you know that Guille is gifted?
00:28:37What are you telling me?
00:28:39Is he gifted?
00:28:41Is he gifted?
00:28:42You were talking about intelligence, you seem stupid to me.
00:28:45It's like the east, a beacon.
00:28:48And who does she take after?
00:28:49That's what I say, because we might have abilities in the family.
00:28:53And I hadn't even noticed.
00:28:54I was looking at you and thinking, "Is there a potential neurosurgeon inside?"
00:28:59Sir, yes sir, an eminence of English.
00:29:03Look, the guy has already filled in one box.
00:29:06And it's only been three hours.
00:29:07Because you keep talking nonsense.
00:29:10And that makes it impossible to concentrate.
00:29:11Come on, let's go up to Japan.
00:29:12Yes, boss, I've already uploaded it, okay?
00:29:14So you lower them again and then raise them again.
00:29:16And that way you'll stop bothering me.
00:29:18Okay, what do we do? Do we fill in A? Do we fill in B? Or should I bring you the lottery dice?
00:29:33Yes, geniuses.
00:29:39Hey, if you want, I'll add another 100 euros to get you removed from that guide.
00:29:42And I see them.
00:29:44Shut up already.
00:29:52Shut up already!
00:29:54What's happening?
00:29:55Shut up already...
00:29:55What's happening?
00:29:56The money I left in the kitchen yesterday has disappeared.
00:29:59No, this is going to end, okay?
00:30:01You talk to the girls and I'll talk to the boys.
00:30:03Okay.
00:30:03They'll find out, they'll find out.
00:30:04Yes, absolutely.
00:30:07I feel worse!
00:30:07Get dressed.
00:30:10Good morning, children.
00:30:12I've come to say good morning.
00:30:14Good morning.
00:30:15Good morning, Dad.
00:30:16Okay, Marcos.
00:30:17And this lovely shirt is new, isn't it?
00:30:19Yes, new, new.
00:30:20It's three years old, brand new.
00:30:22New from yesterday, well.
00:30:23Ah.
00:30:26Dad, dad, dad.
00:30:27That?
00:30:28That?
00:30:29Are you looking for something?
00:30:30Here?
00:30:31Yes, I'm looking for clues.
00:30:33Clues.
00:30:34And I'm going to find them.
00:30:35And please air this out, it smells like a goat that stinks.
00:30:37Hey, Guille, you're the gifted one.
00:30:39You haven't spent any money lately to buy books, dictionaries, encyclopedias, and so on.
00:30:43No no.
00:30:43Not you.
00:30:44Okay.
00:30:44I also want to be a gifted child.
00:30:46Maybe you are, son.
00:30:47Maybe you are.
00:30:48But we won't know until you're older and we do the test.
00:30:51Mom, I just can't believe you suspect us.
00:30:53But do you really think we took the money?
00:30:56Look, I just want to know if it was you.
00:30:58Nothing else?
00:30:59Okay, Mom, it was me.
00:31:01What are you saying?
00:31:01But here goes.
00:31:02Yes, I'm very sorry, but I needed to do it.
00:31:04He had to buy the gifted child a telescope so that he could continue his scientific research.
00:31:11She's so stupid.
00:31:12No, no, no, Mom.
00:31:13It was me.
00:31:14I have a weight on my head.
00:31:16Look, I've taken all the money out of your bank account to buy him a particle accelerator.
00:31:21And if not, no, no, no, seriously, he liked it a lot.
00:31:25Look, if Diego already says so, encourage, son.
00:31:28Okay, one thing, girls, stop messing around with your brother, okay?
00:31:34Furthermore, I have already bought him an electron microscope to investigate the Asian pneumonia.
00:31:40No, seriously, can I trust you?
00:31:42Mother.
00:31:43Yes, Mom, but look, if Guille is a fool, I don't know what he's done with the test, but I'm sure he's the one who stole the money.
00:31:49But can you tell me what this is all about, Dad?
00:31:51Yes, yes, can you tell me what this is about?
00:31:53The thing is, money has been disappearing from this house lately, and I want to know if any of you have taken it.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58But hey, why does it have to be us, Dad?
00:32:00Calfar, fosquete and quieto!
00:32:02What have you thrown on the bed?
00:32:03Dad, I haven't thrown anything away, you're being neurotic, Dad.
00:32:04You've thrown something on the bed.
00:32:05Yes, I haven't thrown anything away, Dad.
00:32:07Why did it have to be us?
00:32:08Could it have been the aunts, Maritere, Maritere, or Eva, or Nucalito?
00:32:12Be quiet, aunt, because...
00:32:13Be quiet, aunt, because...
00:32:18Yes, it's possible, but I don't want to...
00:32:21I don't want you to take money, I mean, if you need money, just ask me and that's it, okay?
00:32:25No, no, no, I'm going to say something that's very important.
00:32:28If you tell me that you didn't take the money, I'll believe you, that's all.
00:32:33We haven't taken the money.
00:32:37Okay, well, that's it.
00:32:39There has been a dialogue between parents and children, and I believe it, that's all.
00:32:43Thank you so much.
00:32:48However, since I found out you lied, I'm going to give you such a beating that you'll break your back.
00:32:59Hey!
00:33:00I'm not bringing out the red carpet because it's in the dry cleaners.
00:33:03Ole la gracia, el arte, el tinto de verano, el verano, la escalivada, el pan con tu marca.
00:33:07The teacher, the teacher, the teacher!
00:33:09Hello, Fiti.
00:33:10Hello.
00:33:12Santiago, did you finish the test?
00:33:14Not all of them, okay? Not all of them.
00:33:16We've had a lot of work between one thing and another.
00:33:19Then came the cheese vendor, but he'll be back tomorrow without fail.
00:33:22Okay, if you want, I can teach you some hospitality vocabulary, alright?
00:33:26There's no need, woman, there's no need.
00:33:27No, I have time and it's very simple.
00:33:29But first you don't have to teach them how to hold a pencil, right?
00:33:31Why don't you shut your mouth?
00:33:32Come on, Santiago, let's make it easy.
00:33:34Let me tell you, a beer, please.
00:33:37A beer, please.
00:33:38Oder!
00:33:39Oder!
00:33:39Oder!
00:33:40Oder!
00:33:40Oder!
00:33:40Oder!
00:33:41Oder!
00:33:41Okay, another one.
00:33:45A bottle of water, please.
00:33:47Hey?
00:33:48A bottle of water, please.
00:33:53As?
00:33:53It rings, it rings, it rings.
00:33:54Watch out, watch out, Santiago.
00:33:56Let's see if your brain is going to turn inside out like a sock.
00:33:59100 euros more and you'll be left out of the guide.
00:34:03Water is water, Santiago.
00:34:05Toilet.
00:34:06The bottle, the bottle is what pisses me off the most.
00:34:08But don't worry, if you don't understand something, just say, "Can you repeat, please?"
00:34:11No, how, how?
00:34:12Can you repeat that, please?
00:34:14Can, can, can.
00:34:16Can you repeat that?
00:34:16Re-click, re-click, re-click.
00:34:19250 euros.
00:34:22And the shit's not over yet!
00:34:23Santiago.
00:34:24Runs.
00:34:26You didn't steal a complete!
00:34:28Yes, yes.
00:34:28Be patient because Guille is a very special child, okay?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:33Let him follow his own pace and, well, above all, very importantly, let him go looking for what interests him, okay?
00:34:39What are they doing?
00:34:40What are they talking about?
00:34:41Nothing.
00:34:42Apparently, the guide is incredibly gifted.
00:34:43Super gifted.
00:34:45Something permanent has been done.
00:34:47I really think the law has been designed to deceive everyone.
00:34:49Thank you so much.
00:34:49Okay guys, let's continue.
00:34:53I know that many of you know that since we did the test yesterday, the language center was going to give them out.
00:34:57Yes, because today we have the article about the neighborhood.
00:35:01And we continue.
00:35:02And we'll go to Rano.
00:35:04Well, you see, I haven't done it.
00:35:09And can we know why you haven't done it?
00:35:11Yes, look, I was going to do it at first, wasn't I?
00:35:13But then I realized that I wasn't interested because it didn't offer me anything.
00:35:19It's too childish for me.
00:35:21And can we know what interests you?
00:35:25Well, he's thinking about it and...
00:35:27Astrophysics, science, numbers...
00:35:30Very good.
00:35:31Well, we'll talk about your work later.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:34Okay, now it's Bellido's turn, José María.
00:35:37Oh!
00:35:38Oh!
00:35:38Go to five!
00:35:39Come on!
00:35:40Well, your big moment, huh?
00:35:44Santa Justa is one of the most important neighborhoods in the world.
00:35:47And it is for four reasons.
00:35:49First, because it's my neighborhood.
00:35:52The second reason is that it has Encarni's bakery, which has the best chocolate palmiers.
00:35:56What a meal!
00:35:58Third, because it has the most beautiful girls in the world.
00:36:00Especially one.
00:36:04We'll continue tomorrow.
00:36:05Are you searching Guille's drawer?
00:36:17No.
00:36:18It's common, because you can come.
00:36:24I didn't know.
00:36:26What are you doing?
00:36:27What are you doing?
00:36:31Oh, what a fright it's giving me!
00:36:33But, Lucia, we said we weren't going to set mousetraps.
00:36:36When dialogue doesn't bear fruit, it's time to move on to plan B.
00:36:38And Candela told me that this system never fails.
00:36:42Look here, there's a lot of stuff.
00:36:47Children!
00:36:48Come set the table, we're going to eat.
00:36:49Come on, hurry up!
00:36:50Careful, careful, be careful, man.
00:36:58Come on, let's go.
00:37:04What's wrong, little brother?
00:37:05The fact that you're not the gifted one makes you lazier, doesn't it?
00:37:08It's an impression, Maritere.
00:37:09I'm not going to be the one who has a brain injury and we've screwed up.
00:37:11Yeah man, you had the injury from birth, guys.
00:37:14Being gifted has nothing to do with the chemicals they put in the sweets that children eat.
00:37:20Please, leave the child alone, because I'm telling you something.
00:37:23If Einstein hadn't had a family like yours, he wouldn't have invented or discovered...
00:37:28The theory.
00:37:28That theory that he invented and discovered.
00:37:30Mom, I have something to tell you, and it's about Guille.
00:37:35Okay, yes, but after eating.
00:37:37Marcos, Marcos, stop praying and help set the table, please.
00:37:41Marcos, what?
00:37:42What is one of the last-minute steps?
00:37:44Guille is the gifted one, kid, we already know you're just barely doing well.
00:37:47Whenever you want, we can be here whether you're short on cash or not.
00:37:49But, but, Marcos, what are you saying to your sister?
00:37:51But don't talk nonsense, man.
00:37:53Well, that's how it is every day, huh, Diego?
00:37:54It's like this every day, but...
00:37:55Dad, no, no, no, no.
00:37:56But do you really tell him...
00:37:57But no, look, like I said before...
00:37:59Well, she started it, Dad.
00:38:00Because they're disgusting things, Marcos, don't say that...
00:38:02But really, Marcos, really, what a lack of...
00:38:05Come on, let's eat some cherries, they're delicious.
00:38:09My neighbor, Puri, went on a trip to the Jerte Valley and brought me a box.
00:38:15Ah, that red one, that's edible.
00:38:16Oh, my phone.
00:38:18You should eat a little, Marcos, vitamins for your head.
00:38:22That's lovely!
00:38:23Picotas, maritores.
00:38:24You're digging a hole!
00:38:26Cartel, get out of the way!
00:38:27Gifted!
00:38:28Gifted!
00:38:29You don't play around with food, okay?
00:38:30Still!
00:38:30TRUE?
00:38:36Inc.
00:38:38The ticket.
00:38:40The missing banknote.
00:38:41But I can't believe it.
00:38:43I haven't been here.
00:38:44Gentlemen, let's go to school.
00:38:47Stay still!
00:38:47Everyone stay put!
00:38:48Stay still, stop!
00:38:49Stay still!
00:38:49Stay still, stop!
00:38:50Hands up.
00:38:51Hands up.
00:38:52Wow, she nailed it.
00:38:52Hands up, he hasn't given me anything, and hands up.
00:38:55Come on, you too.
00:38:56Come on, everyone put your hands up!
00:38:58Let's do a clean, Marcos.
00:38:59Good.
00:39:00Good.
00:39:00Go away.
00:39:01Clean.
00:39:02Okay, fine.
00:39:02Do you clean too?
00:39:03Good.
00:39:04Very good, you clean everything.
00:39:05Very good, that's what I like to hear.
00:39:05Go to school clean.
00:39:06Very good, great.
00:39:07And what about me, Dad, and me?
00:39:08You clean very well.
00:39:09Very good, handsome.
00:39:10Hello, goodbye.
00:39:11We're up against a professional, huh?
00:39:13White-collar thief.
00:39:14No, no, don't laugh.
00:39:16No, no, no, no.
00:39:16No, no, no, I have to go now.
00:39:17But this afternoon, without fail, I'm buying a boar trap.
00:39:19And I get it.
00:39:20My name is Diego Serrano, I get it.
00:39:21You'll see.
00:39:22Are you kidding me?
00:39:25That?
00:39:27Wouldn't you like a little coffee?
00:39:30Mother?
00:39:30Hey?
00:39:32That?
00:39:32Is your hand stained?
00:39:35Oh, that's right.
00:39:37Why does this happen?
00:39:38Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:39:39I'll do it later.
00:39:43But how about that?
00:39:44How come you're not wearing the express review clamp?
00:39:45Well, if you don't help me get messed up.
00:39:48Where is?
00:39:49Where is?
00:39:50We have to do English.
00:39:51Don't be scared.
00:39:52No?
00:39:52Come on, each hen, suck it up.
00:39:55The English teacher couldn't come because he's sick.
00:39:57So I'll give you the exam, and it's going to be oral.
00:39:59Now I've really screwed up.
00:40:05Hey, Saras.
00:40:06Oh, yes.
00:40:08Yeah, ready, thank you.
00:40:09I love you all the people.
00:40:10You are so interesting.
00:40:12You are so pretty today.
00:40:13Everybody's coming for in the middle of the night.
00:40:15What are you going to do this summer?
00:40:18Is it me?
00:40:19Uh, I can't repeat myself, can I?
00:40:21Well.
00:40:22I asked you what you were going to do this summer, but...
00:40:25I can see you studying English like a gentleman.
00:40:27Saras.
00:40:28Sit down.
00:40:29Okay, so what?
00:40:29Well, another time will be teachers.
00:40:32Right.
00:40:33Bye, bye.
00:40:33That's what it's going to be.
00:40:35Raúl and Marcos.
00:40:38Mom, always...
00:40:39Candle.
00:40:40Raúl and Marcos.
00:40:42Serrano and Martínez.
00:40:43I have something else to say.
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:45Let's go to us, I think.
00:40:48Let's see.
00:40:49Let's suppose you are old friends, you meet on the street after a long time.
00:40:53We're old friends now.
00:40:55Well, all the better.
00:40:57Have a conversation.
00:40:58A conversation.
00:41:00A conversation.
00:41:00Yeah?
00:41:01In English?
00:41:02No, in Chiquitistaní.
00:41:04Come on, give it a try, okay?
00:41:05Hello, Raúl.
00:41:10Hi, Marcos.
00:41:13Hello, Raúl.
00:41:15Hello.
00:41:17How are you?
00:41:17Hello.
00:41:18How are you?
00:41:19How are you?
00:41:19Well, isn't it?
00:41:22Well, yes.
00:41:23Well.
00:41:24Okay, you've mastered greetings.
00:41:25Now, talking about the whole thing, the weather, the family, I don't know.
00:41:30AND...
00:41:31Sani.
00:41:31Sani, today?
00:41:33Yeah?
00:41:34Sani.
00:41:35Hey...
00:41:36Forks.
00:41:36Sani.
00:41:37AND...
00:41:38AND...
00:41:38AND...
00:41:38AND...
00:41:38AND...
00:41:38AND...
00:41:39AND...
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00:41:58AND...
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00:41:59AND...
00:41:59AND...
00:42:00Andela.
00:42:00Candela, this is not possible.
00:42:03AND...
00:42:03I can't ask him anything here in the middle of the street...
00:42:07Veyy, intimate.
00:42:09Okay, you have a 10 in sensitivity and a 0 in English, okay?
00:42:11Come, sit down.
00:42:11I...
00:42:12I teach that...
00:42:13Your other one.
00:42:15Come on.
00:42:15Well, three examined, three that go to the bag
00:42:18Just a reminder that this is the final exam.
00:42:20And whoever doesn't pass will go to September
00:42:22Because truly...
00:42:23Miss, I am not included in this number
00:42:26It involved, and why he said it
00:42:28No, you're already a number because of you
00:42:31Mom, I have proof that Creguilla falsified the test.
00:42:38Are they made of iron?
00:42:45How did you do it?
00:42:49From her desk, Mom
00:42:51This guy hasn't been fooled again
00:42:54As usual
00:42:56Are you going to tell Diego?
00:42:58Because this one eats the toilet brushes of the entire neighborhood
00:43:00No, we're going to teach him a lesson.
00:43:03Well, here we have the valency, guys
00:43:09That's lovely!
00:43:12What are you doing? He's going to win the cabbages!
00:43:13No, it's just that today Guille was complaining at school that he wasn't feeling stimulated.
00:43:20And since we've been told we have to start at home, the psychologist, remember?
00:43:23But Dad, I mean, we can start later.
00:43:25Guille, Guille, okay, that's fine.
00:43:27You nailed it, Lucia
00:43:28From now on, this house will only show cultural programs and documentaries.
00:43:31That's it, look, now a contest is about to start on TV
00:43:35Yeah
00:43:35Word guessing
00:43:36Come on, boys versus boys
00:43:37Okay, perfect
00:43:38Good idea
00:43:38Come on, let's go
00:43:38Come on
00:43:39U, L, E, C, A, L, A, O, D, N
00:43:45Time
00:43:46Lacón
00:43:46Lacón
00:43:47Lacón
00:43:48Draft
00:43:48Draft
00:43:49Draft
00:43:50Draft
00:43:50Draft
00:43:51Deep, yes?
00:43:52Draft, yes?
00:43:53Draft, yes?
00:43:54Draft
00:43:54Will you all be quiet?
00:43:56Because we can't concentrate, please.
00:43:58Don't let us think because you're going to...
00:43:59It's simply impossible.
00:44:00Okay, okay, come on, another one
00:44:01Go ahead, hit it
00:44:03V, E, A, O, L, D, N, V
00:44:05Time
00:44:06There are very few vowels.
00:44:07Keep your spirits up, guys!
00:44:09Bo...
00:44:09Fuck
00:44:10Hey...
00:44:11Hand
00:44:12Bo...
00:44:12Bo...
00:44:13Boe...
00:44:14Boe...
00:44:15Boe...
00:44:15Egg, egg, four behind, egg
00:44:19Good, good, good, good
00:44:21And what about the H?
00:44:22What do we eat?
00:44:24The H
00:44:24Damn, the H
00:44:25You're stupid.
00:44:27Why are you calling me a shitty eater?
00:44:28In other words, egg has an H
00:44:29He still has egg H
00:44:30Why should I...?
00:44:31But you...
00:44:32Diego, Diego, Diego, Alex
00:44:33Hey, if you pee
00:44:35O, N, D
00:44:36Time
00:44:37To you
00:44:39AND...
00:44:41Did I give you anything, guys?
00:44:43Go away, man!
00:44:44Guille, what's going on?
00:44:45If it's not astrophysics, you'll struggle, sweetheart.
00:44:46It's the guille, it's the guille
00:44:48It's the guille, it's the guille
00:44:51Guille, beautiful, shut up
00:44:52We can't concentrate
00:44:52Please do me a favor
00:44:53Be quiet!
00:44:55I don't know
00:44:55EITHER...
00:44:57That...
00:44:58OR...
00:44:58Come on, this screen is really easy.
00:45:00Dururu!
00:45:01Okay, nightingale?
00:45:03Curro, shut up, handsome
00:45:04This is for adults only
00:45:05Tremble, little one!
00:45:06Yes, sir!
00:45:07Point for us!
00:45:07Period, yes!
00:45:08Period, yes!
00:45:08Spot!
00:45:09Spot!
00:45:09Spot!
00:45:09Spot!
00:45:10Period, kid, and he's coming with us!
00:45:11Spot!
00:45:12Period, kid, and he's coming with us!
00:45:13Spot!
00:45:13Spot!
00:45:14Spot!
00:45:14Spot!
00:45:14Spot!
00:45:14Spot!
00:45:15Spot!
00:45:15Spot!
00:45:15Spot!
00:45:15Spot!
00:45:16It's over now
00:45:17But I already have it.
00:45:17Are you bored, Guille, sweetheart?
00:45:20Normal, come on, a little childish
00:45:21Hey, Diego
00:45:23Guille is going to like this
00:45:24Because you're not going to the Science Museum
00:45:26There's a really interesting mineral exhibition, isn't there, daughter?
00:45:29Excellent
00:45:29Yeah
00:45:30Apposition of natural sciences
00:45:32Let's see
00:45:32Minerals?
00:45:34I don't know, well, we'll have to go
00:45:35Clear
00:45:35Hey, we'll leave it for tomorrow because it's a bit late.
00:45:39Yes, yes
00:45:39No, yes
00:45:40No, but I'm not going to...
00:45:41Don't say we didn't stimulate you afterwards
00:45:42Because you can see that we are stimulating
00:45:44Well, creature
00:45:46He's been like this all day, man.
00:45:47But this coffee tree has gotten in there and even that hasn't helped.
00:45:49Damn, dude
00:45:51And what is he doing now?
00:45:52I don't know, just grab
00:45:53Good morning, good afternoon
00:45:54I'll be right back, I'm going now
00:45:55Good day
00:45:55Pleased to meet you
00:45:57Good morning
00:45:58Pleased to meet you
00:45:59What do you want?
00:46:01What is for one?
00:46:05It doesn't fit, it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit
00:46:07Efe, a foreigner
00:46:10No way!
00:46:11The one from the guidebook, huh?
00:46:12The one from the guide
00:46:13You're sure?
00:46:14Santiago, I know them like the back of my hand
00:46:16That's the one from the guide.
00:46:17Shh!
00:46:19Come on
00:46:19I'm going, ...
00:46:20Come on
00:46:21Good morning
00:46:26One beer
00:46:28One
00:46:31One
00:46:31One
00:46:32One
00:46:32Black
00:46:33Train
00:46:34One
00:46:39Thomas
00:46:39Crush
00:46:40What are you saying?
00:46:42No, Bari Carmen
00:46:49No, Bari Carmen
00:46:49It's just that Efe has suddenly become a cop.
00:46:52All good?
00:46:53I also have a wine rem from theirs
00:46:55No, he's not joking, okay?
00:46:57You think you're funny, huh?
00:46:58Okay, fine, give up on the bet already, Santiago
00:47:01Give them to me by the hands!
00:47:02You're going to laugh at your father
00:47:03Don't be so stupid, man
00:47:04If you can't, then you can't.
00:47:05Leave me alone, Father
00:47:06And one more thing
00:47:07The bet still stands, right?
00:47:09We'll continue with that guide.
00:47:10Even if it's the last thing I do in my life
00:47:12She is my mother
00:47:22Mother what?
00:47:26Well, my mother is the thief.
00:47:27She's the one who's been advising us.
00:47:29I told you, she's got herself a boyfriend with no money.
00:47:31If she's having such a big, gossipy drink
00:47:33I knew I had to get out somewhere.
00:47:35Of course, where is it?
00:47:37In the kitchen
00:47:38Ah, well, it'll go right now, if they are the ones you take out
00:47:39No, no, no, tomorrow
00:47:40No, no, no, of course they are sacks
00:47:42Take advantage of the fact that I'm doing
00:47:43Please, you know I have to steal it
00:47:45With my mother, otherwise it wouldn't have gone out
00:47:47Wow, that was a druggie.
00:47:48Well
00:47:51How are you, Mom?
00:47:54Ah, okay.
00:47:55See how long it's been since we last talked?
00:47:59If we see each other every day
00:48:10Hey, what...
00:48:11You manage just fine with your pension, right?
00:48:15Where does that come from?
00:48:18No, because if you had money problems
00:48:21Well...
00:48:22You would tell me, right?
00:48:25So, what are you talking about?
00:48:26Well, you see, Mom, it's just that...
00:48:28So, at home lately, we've been short of money.
00:48:30But nothing, just small change, a few loose bills
00:48:33And I thought you had taken it
00:48:34Because maybe you needed it for something.
00:48:36What are you saying?
00:48:38What did he do to you?
00:48:39No, no, no, no, oh my God, Mom
00:48:40I'm not saying that.
00:48:41All I'm saying is that
00:48:43If you need money for something
00:48:46Or do you have a problem?
00:48:47I want you to tell me.
00:48:49Instead of secretly taking banknotes
00:48:51But who do you think I am?
00:48:54Having to hear this from a daughter
00:48:56Mom, let me
00:48:57Please
00:48:57I'm leaving on my own.
00:48:59You're welcome, go home
00:48:59Oh, and check your wallet before I leave.
00:49:02I might have taken some extra tickets from you.
00:49:04Mom, please
00:49:05Do you want to marry me before we go out?
00:49:06Yes, I say no.
00:49:07For God's sake, can't you see they make me say silly things in the end?
00:49:10Mom, please
00:49:10And what are you doing here?
00:49:12That's it, see?
00:49:14Mom, please, Mom
00:49:15It was her, I'm sure.
00:49:17When they act like that, it's because they're guilty, you know?
00:49:22You think?
00:49:23Man
00:49:23I am often wrong
00:49:24Your mother is being taken advantage of, he said
00:49:25Don't be a beast
00:49:27Because lately, the truth is that
00:49:29She goes out a lot and always looks very dressed up.
00:49:31Well, that's always been the case.
00:49:32Yes, well, she's got a boyfriend
00:49:34A boyfriend, of course
00:49:35Furthermore, it's suiting him wonderfully.
00:49:36Look at her complexion!
00:49:37Her face is smooth, smooth
00:49:39The Canadian loon
00:49:40It mates three times in its lifetime
00:49:42Here we see him working hard
00:49:44In the construction of the nest
00:49:45The hooded grebe
00:49:47It was identified as a species
00:49:49Not long ago
00:49:50In 1974
00:49:52This grebe
00:49:53He escapes
00:49:55Raúl Camaga
00:49:55Ronaldo
00:49:56That you
00:49:56That?
00:49:58That?
00:49:58It has already been paired
00:49:59That bird
00:50:01Oh
00:50:02These documentaries are good, huh?
00:50:07And the others
00:50:08They've gone to sleep
00:50:11What do we do, Pablo?
00:50:14Should we add more?
00:50:15Look at everything Lucia has brought
00:50:16Let's see, let's see
00:50:16Planets of the Solar System
00:50:19The volcanoes of Central America
00:50:21Fuck
00:50:21Let's see some of those sayings
00:50:23This
00:50:24Ah, this
00:50:25My friends the dinosaurs
00:50:27Go on, put it on
00:50:28Come on
00:50:29This, Dad
00:50:30I was thinking
00:50:31That's unfair
00:50:32That you don't see it
00:50:33The last match of the league
00:50:35Already
00:50:36Yes, yes
00:50:37It's unfair
00:50:37Yes, well
00:50:37Lucia has already said it
00:50:38Hey, because if
00:50:39So that you
00:50:40Be well stimulated
00:50:41And all that
00:50:42Well, we have to live without football
00:50:43Well, we have to live without football
00:50:44And it hasn't happened
00:50:44No, the innocent will not pay.
00:50:45For sinners
00:50:46Nothing's going to happen to me
00:50:48For five minutes
00:50:49Don't hold back
00:50:50Next we'll talk about the little bugs
00:50:51Well, but nothing's going to happen to you either.
00:50:54Indeed
00:50:55For watching football for a little while
00:50:56It's a very important match
00:50:58Put
00:50:58Oh, oh, oh
00:51:02Oh, oh
00:51:04Goal!
00:51:05Goal!
00:51:09That?
00:51:14You guys like the documentary, huh?
00:51:16Puh
00:51:16I heard it from the kitchen
00:51:18What you like
00:51:19Is "liking" an understatement?
00:51:21These bug documentaries are really good.
00:51:25The worms, is that it?
00:51:27Yeah
00:51:27Dinosaurs, Dad
00:51:29It's good, yes.
00:51:30Yes, but we saw the anteater worms earlier.
00:51:32Well, that's it, Guille
00:51:34I'll get you more tomorrow.
00:51:35But many more
00:51:36Hey?
00:51:37What an apple
00:51:38Come on, let's go, Guille
00:51:46Pass me the one that goes behind Venus
00:51:48Come on
00:51:48Which one? Jupiter?
00:51:49Well, dude, no, no, I don't know
00:51:50You will know
00:51:50You're the one who understands this.
00:51:51Come on, Dad
00:51:53Give him a little game
00:51:54No
00:51:54Just be quiet already, man.
00:51:55No, let's see, Guille
00:51:56I've already explained it to you 50 times.
00:51:57Stimulation
00:51:58First
00:51:59Stimulation
00:52:00We hung the planets in their orbits
00:52:01And then, well
00:52:02Well, do
00:52:03Let's see
00:52:03Pass me the one with the little rings
00:52:05Dad
00:52:06Saturn
00:52:07Saturn
00:52:07Well, that's it, Saturn
00:52:08Very good, son
00:52:09I see I have some left over, huh?
00:52:11Okay, come on
00:52:11We'll take a short break.
00:52:12They've got him beat down
00:52:14Let's see
00:52:14What do we do?
00:52:14Oh, you want to play tennis, huh?
00:52:17I'll keep my promise, kid.
00:52:18I don't know, you're playing with one of the champions
00:52:19Well
00:52:19Yes, yes
00:52:20Okay, take it out
00:52:21Come on
00:52:21You said the same thing about the Macianitos.
00:52:22Take
00:52:23Take
00:52:24You swallowed it
00:52:24That was a love lift
00:52:25Come on, son
00:52:26Come on
00:52:26Love lifted
00:52:27Concentration
00:52:28Okay, let's see.
00:52:29Go find her, come on
00:52:30Come on, quick, quick
00:52:31That must be followed
00:52:32Come on, let's go
00:52:32Shit, shit
00:52:34Water, wow
00:52:34Lucia is coming
00:52:35And this?
00:52:40Go
00:52:41Go on
00:52:41The little planet
00:52:42The one who had
00:52:43The one who had escaped
00:52:44And that's it.
00:52:45That must have rolled away
00:52:46And then he left
00:52:47Oh, it turned out really nice, huh?
00:52:48Guille, your friends are waiting for you downstairs.
00:52:50Okay
00:52:50I brush my teeth and go downstairs
00:52:52Dad
00:52:52Or we continue studying
00:52:54There
00:52:54Goodbye, son
00:52:55Bye
00:52:56How cute, huh?
00:52:56Good morning
00:52:59Good morning
00:53:00Good morning
00:53:01Good morning
00:53:02How much
00:53:03How much
00:53:04How much
00:53:05How much
00:53:06Damn, with the test
00:53:21That she was in a bad mood
00:53:24Te botle is full
00:53:30Te botle is full
00:53:35Are you going to give me a hand or not?
00:54:03Will you do them or not?
00:54:04No
00:54:05No
00:54:05Okay, now come on
00:54:06Herding
00:54:07To football
00:54:08Don't worry
00:54:15Don't worry
00:54:16See you later, work
00:54:31Until after lunch
00:54:32Okay, see you this afternoon
00:54:33And wasn't Santiago supposed to come?
00:54:41No call has been made
00:54:42He says he has a lot of work.
00:54:43Olé
00:54:43So I have
00:54:45I have the teacher all to myself
00:54:46Well, you better get your act together, kid.
00:54:47Have the repechage tomorrow
00:54:48But I'm doing well with the written part
00:54:50The thing is
00:54:51The oral part
00:54:53Let's see if I can lend a hand.
00:54:54How clever of you
00:54:55Okay then
00:54:56We begin with the oral exam
00:54:58Let's see
00:54:58Describe me
00:54:59The door, for example
00:55:03Well
00:55:06Damn it, Eva, a door
00:55:11That nothing can be said
00:55:12A door
00:55:12It doesn't seem very inspiring.
00:55:14A door is
00:55:14Marcos, how delicate!
00:55:17I don't know
00:55:17Well, describe
00:55:18Describe me
00:55:21For example
00:55:22To you
00:55:23In English
00:55:24First in Spanish
00:55:26And then you translate
00:55:27It's easier
00:55:28Okay
00:55:29Well, look, you are
00:55:30You are brunette
00:55:31And you have white skin
00:55:32Well, when you get angry
00:55:34Your face turns red.
00:55:35Grid
00:55:36And your eyes are black
00:55:39And they are very pretty
00:55:41Well
00:55:43It is said
00:55:44Pretty eyes
00:55:45And then there are your
00:55:49Your distance that
00:55:50They are very funny
00:55:53Because they are tiny
00:55:53And they are like this.
00:55:54The bottom part
00:55:54From the face
00:55:55And your mouth
00:55:57And your smile
00:56:01Which is beautiful
00:56:03And you laugh very little
00:56:06But when you laugh
00:56:07It was worth the wait
00:56:08Because it's very cheerful
00:56:09And then there's your body.
00:56:12Your shoulders are rounded
00:56:16Your waist is tiny
00:56:17But round too
00:56:18And your hip
00:56:18Marcos already
00:56:21I think we can now
00:56:23Start translating
00:56:24That's enough.
00:56:26Yeah
00:56:26Yeah
00:56:28The waist area
00:56:29Better than
00:56:30Yeah
00:56:30Take the exam
00:56:32From Uncle Santiago
00:56:33He told you
00:56:34Bring him
00:56:34No
00:56:35He threw it away
00:56:36Right next to my house
00:56:37Thank you
00:56:39This is wrong
00:56:42And this too
00:56:45It has been given by a
00:56:49Well no
00:56:50We saw that it's starting
00:56:53Go down now
00:56:54Well, we need to talk.
00:56:56With the
00:56:56Guille
00:57:00Guille
00:57:01Guille
00:57:03Guille
00:57:09Yeah
00:57:09Guille
00:57:11Yeah
00:57:11Let's see, Guille.
00:57:15Here you go
00:57:16Here's the weekly plan
00:57:17And as you will see
00:57:19You have a visitor today.
00:57:20To the science museum
00:57:21And I've brought you out
00:57:22A monthly bonus
00:57:23For the planetarium
00:57:24Wow
00:57:24Thanks a lot
00:57:26For worrying
00:57:27Because of my upbringing
00:57:27No
00:57:28Please
00:57:28It's the least you can do.
00:57:29What can be done
00:57:30By a genius
00:57:30Man
00:57:31Hey
00:57:31Hey
00:57:31And by the way
00:57:32That the camp
00:57:32The one you have
00:57:33With bowling and company
00:57:34Which naturally
00:57:36Change of plans
00:57:36What are you saying?
00:57:38We've been at it all year
00:57:39Preparing it
00:57:40Already
00:57:40But don't worry
00:57:41I have a camp
00:57:42Marvelous
00:57:43Special for gifted children
00:57:44You don't know what it has
00:57:45No
00:57:45Let's see
00:57:46Opera classes
00:57:47Wow
00:57:47Opera classes
00:57:48Hallucinatory
00:57:50But
00:57:52I mean,
00:57:54After much thought
00:57:56I was thinking
00:57:57Even though I am a genre
00:57:58He's a stubborn man
00:57:59I want to keep living
00:58:02Like a normal guy
00:58:02You understand me
00:58:03But how can you say that?
00:58:05Guille
00:58:05For God's sake
00:58:05If it's not just for you
00:58:07That's why it gets lost
00:58:09Humanity
00:58:09Man
00:58:10Oh, and by the way
00:58:12We're going to change you too.
00:58:13From school
00:58:13In September
00:58:14It's a special school
00:58:16It has a laboratory
00:58:17Hallucinatory
00:58:19Unless you want to
00:58:21Tell me something
00:58:21Clear
00:58:22Well, I don't want to
00:58:25Separating myself from my friends
00:58:26Oh son
00:58:27Ronaldo didn't want it either.
00:58:29Leaving Brazil
00:58:29Nor to leave the beaches
00:58:31Nor to his colleagues
00:58:32And there you have it.
00:58:33Working hard
00:58:34Already
00:58:35I know where you're going with this.
00:58:36Oh yes
00:58:37Do you know where I'm going?
00:58:40AND?
00:58:42Okay
00:58:42Copy the test
00:58:46Sorry
00:58:47But I didn't hear you properly.
00:58:48Guille
00:58:48Copy the test
00:58:50Let's tell my father
00:58:55I?
00:58:55No
00:58:57Are you going to tell him?
00:59:00I had never seen him before.
00:59:02So excited
00:59:02Talking all the time
00:59:04From you
00:59:04No
00:59:06These last few days
00:59:08I'm having a great time
00:59:09He's doing very well.
00:59:09Let's see, Guille.
00:59:12I
00:59:13I just don't know
00:59:14What to do with you
00:59:14I don't know why
00:59:15You behave like this
00:59:16But you don't understand
00:59:17That your father
00:59:17He's going to get fed up
00:59:18From your lies
00:59:19And he's going to leave you behind
00:59:20Already
00:59:20What are you going to say to him/her?
00:59:26No
00:59:26You're the one who has to tell him.
00:59:30Let's go
00:59:46A little bit of action awaits us
00:59:49Nothing
00:59:56I think she's been to the hairdresser
00:59:57And the dog's tone has changed
00:59:58No?
00:59:59What are you saying?
01:00:00Nothing
01:00:00You shut up and pay attention
01:00:02That's why I'm taking you as my co-pilot
01:00:03My eyes are going to pop out!
01:00:04Go on, grim reaper
01:00:05We'd better keep walking
01:00:06What do you want?
01:00:07Careful, careful, careful
01:00:08That he doesn't
01:00:08No, no, no
01:00:09Hide, hide
01:00:10Hide
01:00:10She's blind
01:00:12No no
01:00:12Hide
01:00:13Cinnamon
01:00:13I'm nervous
01:00:14That I am in my place
01:00:15Hope you're okay.
01:00:16Reaper, okay
01:00:16Please, quinceañera roll
01:00:25On their first date
01:00:26But if it has been removed
01:00:27Even that expression he had
01:00:28Look, I'll take this off.
01:00:28I can't even see Dad
01:00:29This is nonsense
01:00:30Cinnamon, man
01:00:31That my mother is already quite something.
01:00:32Mediorcita to find out what she does
01:00:33Oh well
01:00:33Let's meet your stepfather
01:00:34Aren't you curious?
01:00:35Just to know what it's like?
01:00:36I do
01:00:36Is she stupid or what?
01:00:37What do you mean they're going to hear you?
01:00:38We know him, that's all.
01:00:39Your mother is showing off.
01:00:40Funny
01:00:41Look, I'm going home
01:00:44I don't want to know anything more.
01:00:45Are you going home?
01:00:47Come on, now
01:00:47We already see it and that
01:00:48No?
01:00:50Look, look, look
01:00:50Candle
01:00:51I really don't.
01:00:51Please
01:00:52Let's see where it goes
01:00:53And now we're leaving.
01:00:53And here
01:00:54He goes into the nightclub
01:01:04Touch your balls
01:01:04He's no longer seen with the Cuban there.
01:01:05Let's see
01:01:07Let's see
01:01:07Let's see
01:01:07Let's see
01:01:07Let's see
01:01:08Let's see
01:01:09Let's see
01:01:10Let's see
01:01:11Let's see
01:01:12Let's see
01:01:13Let's see
01:01:14Let's see
01:01:15Hi, Diego
01:01:15Hello
01:01:16That?
01:01:18Champion, what happened?
01:01:20Besides, we had a lot of work.
01:01:21So, I couldn't go
01:01:25But Santiago, why haven't you gone?
01:01:29Do you want me to tell you why you haven't gone?
01:01:30Yeah
01:01:31Because I didn't feel like it.
01:01:32That's it
01:01:33I'm abandoning English
01:01:34And that's it
01:01:36Santiago, listen, Santiago
01:01:37And what about the guide, the tourists, and everything else?
01:01:39What about the guide?
01:01:40If you guide like that sea of faithful
01:01:41The tourists, the tourists
01:01:42Because the tourists should go somewhere else
01:01:44For those who consume here
01:01:45What do they consume?
01:01:47Waters, juices
01:01:48What do they know about ham, chorizo, pork loin, and what we sell?
01:01:51What do they know?
01:01:52We'll take the ones you have in August
01:01:54And we're going to get a tan on the beach like everyone else.
01:01:56Okay, let's see if I haven't understood correctly.
01:01:58So, you're giving up, right?
01:01:59Of course!
01:01:59You said it.
01:02:00I give up
01:02:00But Santiago, for God's sake!
01:02:02That you are always the fighter
01:02:04But what do you want me to do?
01:02:06What do you want me to do?
01:02:07If I can't get it, if I can't get English
01:02:09That I am a legacy for English
01:02:10But Santiago, you're not going to learn in a day either.
01:02:13But if it's not treated in one day
01:02:15Not even fourteen
01:02:16Look, maybe Guiris is a genius
01:02:19But I've been hopeless at studying my whole life.
01:02:23I'm going to stop being one now
01:02:24If I can't even learn forty words
01:02:28Look, I'm a tavern owner
01:02:31And well
01:02:33I accept it
01:02:35Well, you have to accept it too.
01:02:38You're not getting the lesson, are you?
01:02:42I mean, you can't study.
01:02:44That doesn't mean you can't pass an exam
01:02:48There are other methods
01:02:50Okay, Marcos, Marcos
01:02:51What are you talking about?
01:02:52Serrano Method
01:02:53Which mountain method?
01:02:55What do we eat a lot of, Dad?
01:02:58Chops
01:02:58Chops
01:02:59No, no, no, no
01:03:01No chops, Marcos, no, I refuse to accept that
01:03:03Count me out
01:03:03Wow, man
01:03:04Now he's acting all dignified.
01:03:05How have we always passed our high school exams?
01:03:09Based on pork chops?
01:03:10Dad?
01:03:11Dad?
01:03:11No
01:03:12Are you telling me you love me for a minute?
01:03:13Come on, let's see
01:03:13Come on, Marcos
01:03:14We have little time.
01:03:15Explain it to me, explain it to me
01:03:16How are you going to do that?
01:03:17A test, right?
01:03:17For example, here
01:03:18What are you doing here?
01:03:28Well, nothing.
01:03:29Playing a few cards until now at the casino
01:03:31Well, what are we going to do, Mom?
01:03:39Come here, you're spending the little bit of money that's disappearing from the house.
01:03:43But let me tell you one thing
01:03:45Look, look, it's comforting to know you spend it at the bingo hall.
01:03:49I?
01:03:50But it's been years since I last came here.
01:03:53What a coincidence!
01:03:54Don't take this away from me
01:03:56Well, Mrs. Carmen, the same old story, isn't it?
01:03:59Or me with saccharin?
01:04:00Yes, yes, Manolo, as always, thank you.
01:04:01Well, I come around from time to time
01:04:05To have fun
01:04:07So, that's what you needed the money for, of course.
01:04:10Not again with that
01:04:12Well, you're right.
01:04:17Lately I've spent more money than I should have.
01:04:20But there's no need to get so upset.
01:04:22You're tied to the line, Carmen
01:04:23It started with something silly
01:04:26Of course, as always I'm alone.
01:04:29Because nobody cares about me
01:04:31Mother
01:04:32Daughter, it's true
01:04:33I go to your house and your husband gives me a dirty look.
01:04:35We old folks are a nuisance.
01:04:38I already know that little speech, okay?
01:04:40Lidia
01:04:40Gentlemen, in the afternoon of the line
01:04:43Aprovenos
01:04:43At least she passed the time, distracted
01:04:46And I even knew people
01:04:48Yes, good and no
01:04:51And so the afternoon passed
01:04:52Thirty-two
01:04:54Instead of being alone
01:04:55Fifteen
01:04:56She was brave and two
01:05:00I didn't want to take the money, I really didn't.
01:05:02I'm sorry, daughter
01:05:07My God
01:05:09What a shame
01:05:10Let's keep this between us.
01:05:13Okay
01:05:15We didn't tell anyone.
01:05:17Come on, let's go
01:05:19A woman has already screwed me over and we're going to stay.
01:05:21Come on, Candela
01:05:22See?
01:05:23That's how I started
01:05:24Thirty-five
01:05:25Let's see
01:05:25Thirty-five
01:05:28Is it there?
01:05:28Put on thirty-five
01:05:29The thirty-seven
01:05:31Bingo!
01:05:32Bingo!
01:05:33Bingo!
01:05:33Bingo!
01:05:33Bingo!
01:05:34Bingo!
01:05:34Bingo!
01:05:34Bingo!
01:05:34Bingo!
01:05:34Bingo!
01:05:35Bingo!
01:05:36Bingo!
01:05:37Bingo!
01:05:38Bingo!
01:05:39Bingo!
01:05:40Where is?
01:05:41The waiter?
01:05:41How much?
01:05:42No, the waiter didn't.
01:05:43How much?
01:05:44How much?
01:05:44How much?
01:05:47Ille?
01:05:48Wow!
01:05:48Come on, let's go have lunch, those minerals.
01:05:50What's happening?
01:05:53But wait, it's half past seven
01:05:54We see a few pebbles
01:05:55And then we'll go to the arcade.
01:05:57A split day
01:05:58Hey?
01:05:59You'll see, Dad.
01:06:00Well...
01:06:02I don't want to go to the gifted children's camp.
01:06:05Neither did the special school
01:06:06I don't want to be separated from my friends
01:06:09Yes, son, son, I understand.
01:06:11Who do you think you are?
01:06:12As for me, this whole thing about museums and astrophysics
01:06:15But frankly, I'm not that interested, am I?
01:06:18I'm telling you the truth, just between us.
01:06:19Give me a good game of football
01:06:20A little beer
01:06:21And I'm happy.
01:06:22The same thing happens to me.
01:06:23Yes, but you're a genius.
01:06:26And how are you a gifted person?
01:06:27Well, no, well, no
01:06:28But the psychologist already said that.
01:06:29In other words, we need to stimulate you
01:06:30So you can be even smarter
01:06:31In the end
01:06:31The thing is...
01:06:32That?
01:06:33I'm not.
01:06:33What are you not?
01:06:36Well...
01:06:37Look, you'll see
01:06:37It turns out the psychologist was mistaken.
01:06:39When it comes to giving the grade
01:06:40It's not a 135
01:06:41Well, one more 9.
01:06:42Well, ultimately
01:06:44I'm not gifted
01:06:45Ah
01:06:45Well, you know that
01:06:47I haven't said anything to you.
01:06:48Because you were very happy
01:06:50If only there was a genius in the family
01:06:51Already
01:06:53And nothing more
01:06:54Because these days
01:06:55They have been the best
01:06:56That we've been through together
01:06:57I want to keep doing things with you.
01:06:59Even though I'm not a genius
01:07:01Yes, son
01:07:01No, well
01:07:02Don't worry
01:07:03Well, you already know.
01:07:03I shit on milk
01:07:04It's just that it looks weird on me
01:07:05We have a brainiac in the family.
01:07:06Because of the background
01:07:07What do we have, man?
01:07:08And I, well frankly
01:07:08But oh well, it doesn't matter, right?
01:07:09The truth is, I was excited about it.
01:07:10But...
01:07:11Well, no, it's okay.
01:07:12Don't worry, son
01:07:13That things will stay the same
01:07:15Come on, calm down
01:07:15There
01:07:18Hey, Guille
01:07:24One thing
01:07:25So, you told me there was a mistake, right?
01:07:28They've put a 1 in front of the 35
01:07:31And that's why it comes out at 135
01:07:32Yeah
01:07:33So, well, that's it.
01:07:33So, you mean by that
01:07:35Your IQ isn't 135
01:07:38That he is gifted
01:07:39Sino 35
01:07:39So your coefficient is 35, right?
01:07:41So, you're telling me
01:07:45You have less brainpower than a little monkey.
01:07:46Look, Guille
01:07:47You're a donkey
01:07:48And that's obvious.
01:07:49But very obvious
01:07:49But, man
01:07:50You're not that stupid, that stupid
01:07:51So, come on, tell me the truth
01:07:52But I've already done it
01:07:53But what have you done?
01:07:54What have you done?
01:07:55Tell me the truth
01:07:55Okay, okay, okay
01:07:57Copy the test
01:07:57It's all a lie.
01:07:58Of course, it's all a lie.
01:07:59Unfortunate
01:08:00So, all of this is deceiving me.
01:08:01You're laughing at me
01:08:02That's what you wanted, huh?
01:08:03But, Dad, it was for a good cause
01:08:04What do you mean, for a good cause?
01:08:06Besides
01:08:06Oh no, no
01:08:07We had a good time watching football
01:08:09Or playing tennis with Saturn
01:08:12Or watching how the rosehip stopped
01:08:16The rosehip was with more rosehip
01:08:17Yes, yes
01:08:21We had a good time, yes
01:08:22Huh?
01:08:23But do I have to punish you?
01:08:25Come on, we're going to the museum, right?
01:08:26No, not to the museum.
01:08:27That would be a punishment for me.
01:08:28I'm thinking of something much better.
01:08:30Look, look what I have here
01:08:31What is this?
01:08:33The van keys, huh?
01:08:34Wow!
01:08:35You know what you have to do
01:08:36I love you
01:08:37I want it like the jets of the...
01:08:38Even under the floor mats
01:08:39I want you to clean
01:08:40And you get rid of the smell of the ham
01:08:41Come on, throw
01:08:42The smell of ham?
01:08:43The smell of ham too
01:08:44And pull, you're going to get a breathalyzer test
01:08:45But if this is in the house
01:08:46But that he sometimes sees in the house
01:08:47Like at home
01:08:48Well, so the guy
01:08:52He's not gifted at all.
01:08:53No, yes, yes, yes
01:08:54I already figured
01:08:55If you are in the family
01:08:56You're a bit short on that.
01:08:57Justito
01:08:58Seafood
01:08:59Who wants a gypsy?
01:09:03Okay, but what's going on?
01:09:04Did you guys steal from a seafood cookery?
01:09:06No way, man
01:09:06That it has been an award
01:09:07This money thing
01:09:10Can't you say?
01:09:11Don't worry
01:09:11I already have everything under control
01:09:13He told you at home, okay?
01:09:14Very good, very good
01:09:15Okay, okay
01:09:18Good afternoon
01:09:18Santi, Santi, Santi!
01:09:26Santi!
01:09:27You get nervous
01:09:28The fear of pork chops
01:09:29Oh! Oh!
01:09:31Red wine, please
01:09:32Hey, wine, wine, wine
01:09:36Red wine for the ladies!
01:09:38Red wine!
01:09:39It has two frames, Santiago
01:09:41I see it
01:09:42Can I have a vegetable sandwich, please?
01:09:47Uh, a moment, a moment
01:09:49Uh, mmm, sand, sand, sand
01:09:53Can we the common saw for the lady?
01:09:57Knife, to the knife
01:09:58No, no, no, ham, no
01:10:01Vegetable, please
01:10:02Vegetable
01:10:05Vegetable
01:10:07Vegetable
01:10:09They're erasing you for the cherry
01:10:10They are deleting you
01:10:11He's screwed up, he's screwed up
01:10:13He screwed up
01:10:14Do you have any vegetable sandwiches?
01:10:19Mmm, rastiquillim, rastiquillim, rastiquillim, rastiquillim, rastiquillim
01:10:24Well, well, it's clear that this place can't be included in the tourist guide.
01:10:28What do you mean, no? What do you mean, no?
01:10:31Well, fuck off then.
01:10:32Fuck the tourists, man
01:10:34Spanish is spoken here
01:10:36Spanish has always been spoken here
01:10:38Now, when I find out that they're making a bilingual guidebook in London with a Spanish pub, then...
01:10:42And no one speaks English anymore, nor the local dialect.
01:10:47Ada!
01:10:47What does it say?
01:10:49Off! Off!
01:10:50Fuck off
01:10:51Ada, it's okay, it's okay
01:10:56And we've been left without the guide
01:10:57That's it
01:10:58What's up, Santiago? What are we waiting for?
01:11:02Let's see, let's see
01:11:05Hey!
01:11:08What's happening?
01:11:09What's happening?
01:11:10Vegetable?
01:11:11What, he owes me 200 sweet potatoes?
01:11:12Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:13What, he owes me another 100?
01:11:14Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:11:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:11:15Almost, Santiago, a bet, a bet
01:11:17Stop messing around already
01:11:18That I know you
01:11:18If I pretend I've seen Varejo
01:11:20Oh, well!
01:11:21But hey, he'd have the nerve.
01:11:22That we have given it to ourselves
01:11:23Pay your debt, man!
01:11:24Come on, Santiago, pay up!
01:11:26This lady is here in her relationship!
01:11:28Santi, Santi, don't be stubborn and pay that, man!
01:11:30I don't feel like it, man!
01:11:31And what will compensate me for what I've suffered?
01:11:32But what have you suffered at my hands?
01:11:33If they don't pay the bet, off, off
01:11:35Off, off!
01:11:37Hey!
01:11:37Click, click, click, click, click!
01:11:39Ti, ti, ti, ti!
01:11:40Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:43Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:45Hey, I think it's not the one!
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