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00:00Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
00:04Ahhhhhhh!
00:06Arrgh!
00:08Ahhhhh!
00:13Oh!
00:16Oh!
00:19Yes!
00:22Oh!
00:23Tchau, tchau, tchau
00:53Tchau, tchau
01:23And next to me, the man who went to Questacon for schoolies
01:26It's Tom Cashman
01:29What's our prize task, please?
01:35Our prize task tonight, an object they should adapt into a movie
01:39Alright, why not give the multi-billion dollar streaming industry a few freebies?
01:43Josh, what have you brought in?
01:45I brought in this little duck
01:47A boy that came to my show gave it to the sound technician to give to me
01:53I don't really know why he thought I wanted the little duck
01:55But I thought it was really sweet that he gave me the little duck
01:58And I just thought he'd be really excited right now to see his little duck on the telly
02:01It's not an exact reaction to the prompt
02:05But you sort of, it's filmic
02:07Okay
02:07You're essentially wanting to make a film about a tiny duck
02:10Just because you forgot to say thanks
02:11This is for one person, this bit
02:15It's for one person
02:17I've made one person's day and I
02:18I feel okay about it
02:20I agree with Josh
02:21I think that duck could carry a film
02:23Yeah
02:25It's a shame it didn't carry this segment more
02:28Lloyd, what did you bring in?
02:32I have brought in a bedside table
02:36That's not it
02:41A bedside table built by Jesus Christ
02:45I have it on good authority
02:50That before he got mixed up in all that other stuff
02:53He made
02:56This table
02:58And so you could
02:59I thought you could follow
03:01You could, like, you'd start off with Jesus
03:03You know, young Jesus
03:04Teen Jesus
03:05Teen Jesus?
03:07Teen Jesus, yeah
03:08Making the table
03:09And then you'd follow the table
03:12From 2,000 years ago
03:14Through all the different owners
03:15And their lives as well
03:17It's just a bit tough
03:20Because Jesus made the table
03:22And that feels like a real big peak
03:24And then what
03:25Isn't it?
03:27Like, that's the opening scene
03:28It's like
03:29That's like if Titanic sank
03:30In the first scene
03:31And then it's just
03:33Shots of the ocean
03:34Anne
03:43Yeah, so my film is kind of like a western
03:45And the main character is this
03:48That's a Nokia
03:49Like, it used to be Top Dog in town
03:53And it's, like, gone away
03:55And now it's back to avenge
03:57Like, take the iPhone out
03:59And reinstate itself
04:00As, like, the Top Dog in town
04:02Yeah
04:02There's a film called Nokia
04:04Yeah, it's just
04:05Nokia, he's back
04:07Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
04:10Uh, Will, o que você bringe in?
04:12Para um grande filme, você tem que fazer um pré-existente IP.
04:15É o que você tem que fazer em modernidade times para fazer um filme.
04:18Então eu kepto isso muito simples.
04:20Barbie.
04:23Agora...
04:23Ok.
04:26Eu sei que você tem um punho, e isso não tem bom para mim,
04:30e não esses prises têm ido bem,
04:32então eu pensei que eu tinha que fazer um extra-step.
04:34Então eu literalmente pedi para fazer um filme de conferir
04:37para mostrar o que o filme seria parecido como.
04:44Então esse filme re-establishes a patriarca.
04:52Então eu estou indo.
04:54Eu amo isso.
04:55Nós estamos em volta.
04:57O que é uma ótima filme.
04:59Ah, Jenny.
05:00Eu estava pensando sobre, tipo, todas as coisas que se adaptam esses dias.
05:04Comic books são muito popular,
05:05e a lot of them are featuring a lot of different types of representation
05:08at the moment,
05:09mas there's still one type of representation
05:11that I've never seen on screen.
05:13So what I brought in is my own comic book
05:15that I've made myself using Microsoft Paint.
05:17It is...
05:18Eczema Girl.
05:19Is this based on you?
05:25Yes.
05:27There was once a girl with eczema
05:29and she wished every day for her eczema to disappear
05:32until she realised it gave her the power
05:35of scratching dry surfaces.
05:37One day her town is invaded by a big, moist villain,
05:42Gom Sleeson.
05:44And she's scared by his wetness.
05:46He's so undefeatable.
05:48And just when all hope is lost,
05:49she remembers he has a dry sense of humour.
05:55And she defeats him with one big scratch
05:58and everyone cheers.
05:59That looks like the storyboards
06:03for one of Will's shit sketches.
06:07Oh, mate, I would dream of that.
06:11Oh, well, I'd better hand out some scores.
06:13Yep.
06:13Oh, there's a lot there to play with.
06:15I'm not sure I could watch 2,000 years
06:16of just a book being put down on a bedside table.
06:19So one point to Lloyd.
06:21I'm going to say two points for The Tiny Duck.
06:23You can't make an old film about it
06:24just because Josh didn't say thank you.
06:26So happy with that.
06:27And then I'll give three points to Jenny.
06:29OK.
06:29I did like the concept.
06:31And four points.
06:32Of course, you know, if there's a film about Tetris,
06:34you can have a film about Nokia.
06:35But five points for Will
06:37because we've re-established the patriarchy!
06:42I'll take it.
06:43All the good work done in the Barbie film
06:45has been undone.
06:47All right, I'm itching for a task.
06:50Not as much as Jenny is,
06:51but let's do it all the same.
06:53OK, it's time to see it be up and down
06:54with some up or down.
06:57MUSIC
07:07Hey, Jenny.
07:09Terri Payton.
07:10Hi, Lloyd.
07:11How are you?
07:12I'm OK.
07:12Nice scooch.
07:13Well, this is fun.
07:15You think?
07:15I don't know!
07:17Oh, there's the task.
07:18Yep.
07:18Make this balloon hover between the flags the longest.
07:24Already I don't understand it, so that's a good start.
07:26In eight minutes, the crane will release the balloon.
07:29After the balloon is released, you may not touch it.
07:31Before the balloon is released,
07:33you may not remove it from the crane.
07:35Your attempt is over once the balloon floats above the flags.
07:38Or sinks below the lower flags.
07:40This longest balloon hover between the flags wins.
07:45Your time starts now.
07:47Make this balloon hover between the flags.
07:49What does that mean?
07:50Oh, there's...
07:51LAUGHTER
07:52OK, so we have to make the balloon float
07:58without going up or down, pretty much.
08:00Well, this one seems pretty straightforward.
08:01Yeah.
08:01Should we get into it?
08:02Our first two hovercrafters are Josh and Lloyd.
08:05So it just needs to hover.
08:06So we want to keep it down.
08:08The only way to really do that is to weigh it down.
08:10But if you weigh it down too much, it'll just fall.
08:12Mm-hmm.
08:19OK, let's see what happens to the balloon now.
08:20See, it's still just floating straight up.
08:22We don't want that.
08:23We want it to dip.
08:28This is fun.
08:29Oh, this is fun.
08:30I like this, actually.
08:37It's still floating?
08:40I think two and a quarter marshmallows
08:43adhered to the skin of the balloon
08:45will keep it in between the flags.
08:48OK.
08:49You happy with that?
08:49Yeah, I'm happy to release.
08:51Anything you'd like to do in the next four minutes?
08:53Yeah, eat some goddamn marshmallows.
09:00You better believe I'm going to start cranking my hog
09:02if that stays in between the flags.
09:04That's what this is for, right?
09:06How much now?
09:0812 seconds.
09:08Well, that's quite soon.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Any last words?
09:12Come on.
09:13Well, it's attached to the claw, but the balloon isn't,
09:19so I feel like I'm winning in a really big way.
09:23No, that's not good at all.
09:29That wasn't good at all.
09:30That could have went better.
09:44Josh, do you feel better having seen Lloyd's effort?
09:47I watched that and I thought,
09:49I need to learn to believe in myself
09:50because sometimes things aren't as terrible as Lloyd.
09:57Welcome to my life.
09:58So, Lloyd, you went with two and a half marshmallows.
10:04If you had your time back, how many would you put on?
10:06Well, I went with two and a quarter.
10:08Oh.
10:09But two and a half sounds good.
10:12There are lots of tasks on this series
10:14where I think I'm so glad that's over
10:17and I never, ever would like to think about it ever again.
10:21I'd be well up for doing that for a full day.
10:27Josh's balloon remains within the flags for 17.06 seconds.
10:32That's ages!
10:33That's great.
10:34That's ages.
10:36Lloyd's balloon stayed between the flags for 1.24 seconds.
10:43Hey, you at home watching?
10:45Yeah, you.
10:45Sorry, but you've got a big chunk of food in your teeth.
10:49It's spinach or something.
10:50It's gross.
10:51We'll take a break and you go and get a toothpick
10:54and we'll see you after this.
11:04Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:06We've just been doing a bit of television business stuff.
11:09All perfectly normal.
11:11Fill them in, please, clap man.
11:13Our contestants have eight minutes
11:16to do whatever they want to a helium balloon
11:18before it is released by the claw.
11:20They have to make it stay between the flags
11:22for as long as possible.
11:23So far, Josh has managed to make it hover for 17 seconds
11:25and Lloyd also did the task.
11:27Next up, it's him and her trying to Hindenburg.
11:34Here's Anne and Will.
11:36I mean, obviously the temptation is to suck the helium out of it
11:38and just talk like a chipmunk.
11:42Obviously.
11:43But I won't do that.
11:44If it was being held between two things,
11:47would you consider that hovering
11:48or would it be being held between two things?
11:50Do you think that would be hovering?
11:51I don't know.
11:52What's the definition of a hover?
11:54Up to the Taskmaster, I guess.
11:56That guy.
12:02Do you know what I mean?
12:03How many minutes do I have left time?
12:04Two minutes left.
12:05I'm just going to load this up, I think, with a bit more...
12:11No, maybe not.
12:12Maybe that will balance out the rice.
12:1440 seconds.
12:15I'm going to tape this.
12:18Oh, f***.
12:19That's it, Tom.
12:23Boo.
12:25Well, it's hovering.
12:32I win.
12:34It's hovering.
12:35You feel good about this?
12:36I feel really good.
12:37You've locked into quite an effective strategy here.
12:39This is some of the best hovering I've seen.
12:42I feel...
12:42Can I touch it?
12:43No.
12:46Right.
12:46Before the balloon is released, you may not remove it from the Queen.
12:49Now, did I remove it from the Queen?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Let's do what we're all here to do.
12:58What a great task.
13:00I absolutely loved it.
13:01And I think it's one of your...
13:03I think it's one of the best ones in the show so far.
13:05What would you agree with that, Tom?
13:06I'm really being mocked by the fact that how well this is hovering in front of me.
13:11This is some of the greatest hovering of all time.
13:14And I'm going to get nothing for this.
13:16I should be winning it.
13:17Look at this.
13:18It's perfect.
13:22Thanks, Will.
13:24Do you think I won that one?
13:27You don't think I won that one?
13:29You disqualified yourself.
13:31Well, thanks so much for having me.
13:32Oh, wonderful marshmallows.
13:34Is this still a helium?
13:37I don't think so.
13:43Okay, so after Tom releases the balloon, you may not touch the balloon.
13:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:48So why did you touch the balloon?
13:50I just keep, like, undercutting myself, don't I?
13:53Like, I actually do a good job and then go,
13:55oh, let's see if I can wreck it.
13:57Can I say a theory?
13:59Yes.
13:59I think you wanted to talk like a chipmunk.
14:01I did.
14:01I can't, like, perhaps consider for a moment that I am a comedian
14:05and there's a helium balloon.
14:08Like, I know we're on a show and it's a competition,
14:10but at the end of the day, I'm very, like, honest to my craft.
14:14And I have to do the comedy that's in front of me.
14:19So before the balloon is released, you may not remove it from the crane.
14:24So what actually happened?
14:25I didn't really see.
14:26It just came out when I was fiddling with it.
14:28And then you got to see just how beautifully it hovered after you failed.
14:31It was honestly the best thing I did on the entire show.
14:35Normally, if you're disqualified from something,
14:39you just leave in shame.
14:41But I couldn't look away from how well I'd done.
14:44It was, like, perfectly weighted.
14:46It was in the middle.
14:47It's probably still there.
14:50OK, one floater left.
14:52Will she sink or swim?
14:53Or stay in the lab and do the task well or poorly?
14:56It's Jenny Tian.
14:56So, hey, this might be a really dumb question,
15:00but can't I just, like, tie the string to, like, a chair or something
15:03and that would still count as hard?
15:05All the information you need is in the task.
15:10Now, I've just got to not mess this up.
15:14I'm feeling quite good about this.
15:19What are you thinking?
15:20I'm thinking I'm really, really quite smart.
15:23Oh, really?
15:24Yeah.
15:24Maybe this task is too simple.
15:26Well, that's looking pretty good to me.
15:36All right.
15:37And you want some marshmallow?
15:38Do you like the pink ones better or the white ones better?
15:41They're the same to me.
15:42But, like, it's got a flavour.
15:43Marshmallow?
15:44Marshmallow's not a flavour, it's an object.
15:46You don't think these taste the same?
15:48I don't.
15:50I mean, sorry.
15:51Wait.
15:52You think these taste the same?
15:53How are you failing as you're succeeding?
15:56This is your best task yet?
16:00Soak it in.
16:01So, Jenny, you showed a genuine moment of out-of-the-box thinking, followed by marshmallows, not a flavour, it's an object.
16:14I mean, I'm not going to lie, I just thought this task was so easy, I was like, this isn't going to air, because it's so easy, everyone's obviously figured this out, because it's so easy.
16:29I was like, there's got to be more to it.
16:33So then, yeah, so then, yeah, I just started offering Tom marshmallows and doing other things, because, frankly, I got bored waiting for it as well.
16:41It also does explain why Jenny came into my dressing room the other night and said, do you think there's a difference between pink marshmallows and white marshmallows?
16:47Well, what are the scores?
16:50Well, we left Jenny's balloon there overnight.
16:52It was hovering for 18 hours and 21 minutes.
16:55So what are the points for the task?
17:01Well, Will and Anne were dequeued, so they get zero, Lloyd gets three, Josh four, and Jenny takes the task with five points.
17:10Alright, and what about the episode scores so far?
17:13Well, with all the buoyancy of a beautiful red balloon, Jenny has floated to the top with eight points.
17:19Okay, give me another of your little goodies there, boy.
17:23It's our final team task of the season.
17:31Hello.
17:39Hi.
17:40Oh.
17:40What do you think about this choice?
17:42You look different.
17:43Let's have Tom, let's have Tom have a look.
17:45Oh, he looks dumb.
17:49Oh, my God, it's a working camera, and it's, it's already recording.
17:54Oh, oh, okay.
17:56This is fun.
17:58Create an authentic and heartwarming...
18:01Family home video.
18:03Create an authentic and dysfunctional family home video.
18:06You must film the video on this camera.
18:08Most authentic family wins.
18:10You have 30 minutes, your time starts now.
18:13We need to be like a family unit, the three of us.
18:17Yeah.
18:17Dysfunctional family is the key word here.
18:20Someone flies back from overseas for a family reunion.
18:23They were fighting in the military.
18:25Oh, whoa.
18:26And then...
18:27I think Mummy's got a secret.
18:29OK, OK, Mummy's got a secret.
18:36And you've set up some genuine intrigue with Mummy's got a secret.
18:41Did you, when they read the task and they read this first and it said heartwarming family,
18:44did you think me and you had both f***ed idiots?
18:46Yes, I thought you had reading problems.
18:48I thought they read it and I thought, oh, no, me and Anne did dysfunctional.
18:51Yeah, just to be clear, we want a heartwarming family story,
18:54and that's what we're going to get from the discount Wiggles,
18:56and we're also going to get a dysfunctional family story
18:58from the premium economy and hoolidoolies.
19:01But what I'm judging you by is how authentic they are.
19:04Who's up first?
19:05Let's begin with our heartwarming family.
19:07Here's Mother Jenny, Father Will, and their beloved child, Lloyd.
19:14Another Christmas without us.
19:15Bloody Christmas day, love.
19:16Oh, my God.
19:17Bloody merry, bloody Christmas.
19:19It's been years and years since we've seen our son Lloyd.
19:22I just, I miss him so much, darling.
19:25I don't know what my life is without him.
19:27Admit it, darling.
19:28He's probably, he's probably dead.
19:30He's probably bloody dead.
19:31Oh, but darling, I didn't even get to hug him all once in our entire lives.
19:37I never got to hug him.
19:38You don't bloody, you don't bloody hug boys, love.
19:40I've always told you this.
19:41You feed them bloody meatballs and turnips,
19:44and they grow up to be proper bloody men.
19:46You know, I don't know where you are in the world, my son.
19:49I just, I miss you so dearly, and, and I just, I just,
19:53I wish you were home, and I wish I could give you a hug.
19:57Darling, do you want to record a message for Lloyd as well?
20:00I don't, I don't bloody want to record a bloody message for Lloyd.
20:05You have to record.
20:06Mum.
20:06I don't, I don't, I just.
20:08Dad.
20:09Private Lloyd reporting for family reunion Christmas.
20:15Oh, can it be?
20:18Son, this is you.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, oh, my God.
20:25Oh, son.
20:27Son.
20:27I'm making bloody Christmas meatballs and turnips.
20:33It's your bloody favourite, son.
20:34It's my favourite, and you've made it,
20:36and I feel, I feel so emotional.
20:39I've been overseas on top secret duties for so long.
20:42What have you been doing?
20:43What have you been doing, son?
20:44Well, I can't tell you everything.
20:46Tell us.
20:47Some of it is classified.
20:48Tell us what you've been doing.
20:49But tell me, your parents, you can tell us anything.
20:51Tell us.
20:51But you know, Osama bin Laden?
20:53Yeah, of course.
20:57Oh, she did that.
20:58That was all me.
21:00You went into bullshit terrorism.
21:01I was part of the SEAL team.
21:05Oh, my God.
21:07Our boy, my boy.
21:09I would not be more proud of my son.
21:11Keep it under your hat, sir, because it's like,
21:13not, it's classified.
21:15Oh, my goodness.
21:16Son.
21:17Son.
21:18I am so...
21:19Come here.
21:22I'm so proud of you.
21:23I'm so proud of you.
21:26I'm so proud of you.
21:27We couldn't have hoped for a better person to kill Osama bin Laden.
21:32That's the first time Dad has touched me, not in violence.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Lloyd, why did you want to make the story heartwarming
21:46by evoking the memory of 9-11 by mentioning Osama bin Laden?
21:52Was it necessary to drag that into a comedy show?
21:55The narrative was the father and the son, they'd never hugged.
21:58That was the story.
22:00So we were going to have this authentic Christmas reunion.
22:02They were going to hug for the first time.
22:03and Lloyd just thought the thing that might spur that hug
22:07would be finding out that your son had murdered Osama bin Laden.
22:11The hug that your character, Will, gave Lloyd,
22:14is that the hug that you would like to receive from your own father?
22:17Yes, and that's why it was so authentic, Tom.
22:20What do you think he might be thinking?
22:22He's probably watching now.
22:23He's not.
22:27So, Jenny, did you find it hard,
22:29because you make a lot of videos on TikTok,
22:30was it difficult making something that long and in landscape mode?
22:36I was, like, seeing it and then I saw the red button
22:39and then the graininess and I was like,
22:40oh, my God, it looks exactly like one of those TikTok filters.
22:47All right, time for a short break.
22:48Go give your boy a hug, would you?
22:50It's not that hard.
22:51See you soon.
22:51CHEERING
22:52Welcome back to Taskmaster,
23:00where we've all been having a little itch on Jenny's eczema.
23:04What else is happening?
23:06We're watching authentic family videos.
23:09So far, we've seen a heartwarming tribute to a soldier's return
23:11after slaying Osama bin Laden.
23:14Next up, it's the dysfunctional family.
23:16It's Mother Anne and her only son, Josh.
23:18The thing is,
23:23it's just give me two more days and we can run away together.
23:27I know you're my boss
23:28and also my son's best friend's father,
23:31but I love you.
23:34I can't stay with Bruce.
23:36I can't.
23:39That time him and Josh auditioned for Australian Idol
23:43was the worst day of my life,
23:47because of the humiliation.
23:48I've never recovered.
23:50What?
23:50Mum?
23:51Oh, here she goes.
23:52Look at her.
23:52Look at her.
23:53Look at her.
23:54Josh, sweetie.
23:55Tell them what you said.
23:56No.
23:58Australian Idol, you were wonderful.
24:01You were the best one there.
24:02I don't know why they didn't put you through, Josh.
24:04It's going to go viral.
24:05Yeah.
24:06Give me the camera, sweetheart.
24:08No.
24:09Give Mummy the camera.
24:10No.
24:11Give Mummy the camera.
24:13Give Mummy the camera.
24:15Give Mummy the camera.
24:16I killed my only son.
24:46And I'd go to a million Australian Idol auditions
24:50if I could just have my boy back.
24:52It's just a lot to take in.
25:14I like the Blair Witch vibes.
25:16I think they're very good.
25:18So what was Mummy's little secret?
25:19Was it that you actually think your son was not a good singer,
25:22the murder or the affair?
25:24The affair was the main secret.
25:26But yes, that also, I think he's not a good singer.
25:29And then obviously, yes, I've killed him.
25:31Wait, you think that the affair is a worse secret than murdering me, Australia's sweetheart?
25:42Yes.
25:42Yeah.
25:43What do you think about my tactic of mostly just putting Anne Edmonds in it?
25:47Oh, less Josh is always more enjoyable for me.
25:49I thought the performance, Anne, was very authentic.
25:52Thank you.
25:53I have wanted to kill people before.
25:57Feels like you didn't need to go too deep to find that emotion.
26:00No, yeah, I've definitely got a violent streak.
26:02And I like to get it out.
26:06It was fun.
26:06I really enjoyed doing that.
26:07So I have to give out some scores.
26:10You do.
26:10It's pretty easy.
26:11I mean, I just love the chaotic energy of the premium economy hoolidoolies.
26:15I believed in Anne's performance.
26:19Are you saying you don't think I could kill Osama Bin Laden?
26:24No, I think the hug at the end was very authentic,
26:26but that was mostly due to the empty hole in the middle of Will Anderson's body
26:30that you're trying to fill.
26:32Well, you could fill it with some points.
26:33I must say, they were very close.
26:40I think they were both great films.
26:41So it's going to be 5-5-4-4-4.
26:43Lovely.
26:45Very close.
26:47OK, let's have another task.
26:49OK, for this next one, we're off to the pub.
26:51Or as I once heard the taskmaster refer to it,
26:53under his breath, home.
27:03Hello.
27:07Hi, Josh.
27:08Ooh, what have we got here then?
27:10Hi, Anne.
27:11Hello.
27:11Is that an accent?
27:12Yeah.
27:13Cockney British, I think.
27:15What have we got here then?
27:16A few chips and a bit of a beer?
27:18Mm-hmm.
27:18Wow.
27:21Win the pub quiz.
27:23Tom will ask 10 questions.
27:24You must write down each answer on your whiteboard.
27:27Within 30 seconds of Tom asking.
27:29No phones.
27:30The time starts when Tom asks his first question.
27:36It's a bit warmer than I'd like, but that's OK.
27:40Bit colder than I like, so you know what?
27:43We've found a happy medium between.
27:45Ask away, my friend.
27:50All right, well, win a pub quiz sounds pretty easy.
27:53I guess it's...
27:53Oh, actually, was Lloyd missing?
27:56Yeah, we didn't see...
27:56I didn't see Lloyd.
27:57Didn't see Lloyd in that one.
27:58Yeah, maybe it would help to see the task
27:59that Lloyd was given.
28:06Write the pub quiz for the other comedians.
28:08Your quiz must have 10 questions.
28:10Your quiz questions may not include any contestant's name.
28:13Tom will give your quiz to the other four contestants.
28:16Will Anderson must win the quiz.
28:19Jenny Tian must come second.
28:21Josh Thomas must come third.
28:23Anne Edmonds must lose the quiz.
28:25I mean, that would be straightforward.
28:27If they end up in that order, you will get five points and they will get zero.
28:31If they come in any other order, they will get three points and you will get zero.
28:35You have ten minutes.
28:36Your time starts now.
28:40Yay!
28:43So they all have to win the quiz in that order.
28:46Yep.
28:46And then Lloyd will get five.
28:49But if it's in any other order, the others get three.
28:52And Lloyd gets nothing.
28:53So it's all or nothing with this particular order for Lloyd.
28:56I feel like this task is impossible for me to win.
29:00And not knowing Jenny very well at all.
29:03And not knowing Josh well at all.
29:05And, like, not knowing Anne that well.
29:08Like, I...
29:10OK, well, I think we just need to see this one.
29:15Answering quiz questions as written by Lloyd Langford,
29:18here are Will, Jenny, Josh and Anne.
29:20Ready for your first question?
29:21Yeah.
29:21Yes, Tom.
29:22Which instrument did Miles Davis play?
29:25I'm going to go with piano.
29:26OK.
29:27Trumpet.
29:29Anne wouldn't know that.
29:30I don't reckon.
29:31Sax.
29:32Will Anderson must win the quiz.
29:34What does he know about?
29:36I know where he lives.
29:37Question two.
29:38What day of the week is the Mullumbimby Market on?
29:41What is that?
29:42There's some Saturday markets as well,
29:44but mostly it's on a Friday.
29:46Oh, he knows Tom Gleeson though, right?
29:49What is Tom Gleeson's wife's name?
29:53I've met her.
29:54This is going to be so rude.
29:56Uh, Ellie?
29:57I hope that's right.
29:58I really like her.
29:59I can see her face.
30:00You can see her.
30:01She's a really nice person.
30:03What an awful question.
30:04What is Tom Gleeson's waist size?
30:09Because Will knows about clothes.
30:10They're mates, right?
30:11You try on each other's trousers, messing around.
30:13So I'm going to say he's a 34-inch waist.
30:16OK.
30:18Trim.
30:19Right, who was the most streamed artist on Spotify in 2023?
30:26I can't simultaneously come up with a question that Will is going to know.
30:31Taylor Swift.
30:31Anne isn't.
30:32Shake it up.
30:33Jenny sort of does.
30:35Taylor Swift.
30:35And Josh might.
30:36Taylor Swift.
30:37And what decade was the Sydney Opera House built?
30:411920s.
30:41Who directed The Godfather?
30:44Francis Ford Coppola.
30:46I know something, see?
30:47What are the ingredients for Moscow Mule?
30:49Vodka, ginger beer and lime.
30:51What did Steve Jobs die of?
30:55Anne will have a clue.
30:57Pancreatic cancer.
30:58Disease.
31:02I've got one question left, right?
31:03We'll make it an interesting one.
31:05On 9-11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit?
31:10Pentagon?
31:11They hit the Pentagon.
31:12Google it.
31:13There was definitely one that wasn't hit.
31:15They got it.
31:16Oh, they did, yeah.
31:17Fair play.
31:18Your time's running out.
31:19It's too wishy-washy a question, isn't it?
31:21You can't change it now.
31:22Final question.
31:23On 9-11, which of the planned...
31:26Are you sure?
31:27On 9-11...
31:28No, no, no, babe, babe, babe.
31:29I'm going to stop you right there.
31:30We don't need to do this.
31:31On 9-11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit?
31:35Did you come up with this?
31:36If I was planning to take down America,
31:39there would have been the White House.
31:40That's what you would do.
31:40So I'm going to say President Bush?
31:43Stop judging me.
31:44I can see you judging me.
31:46It's a man.
31:47What could really shake America up, you know, at that time?
31:50They got him with a play.
31:52But they didn't.
31:53No, they didn't.
31:54They didn't get him.
31:55Thank you, Tom.
32:01That's such a hard thing to do.
32:03Lloyd, why do you keep dragging 9-11 into this comedy show?
32:07You keep dragging that misery right into the centre of this light-hearted show.
32:11Tell me the theories you're always saying at home.
32:14I wish I could say that those last two tasks were filmed close together
32:23and it was just in my mind, but that isn't true.
32:29What I love is, like, finally the revelation of what the theme of the questions was.
32:34Because on the day, I was like, who came up with these questions?
32:40What moron!
32:43So did Lloyd achieve his goal?
32:46No, I know I didn't.
32:48So just a reminder of the rankings we were looking for.
32:51So we were looking for Will to win,
32:53Jenny to come second,
32:54Josh to come third,
32:55and Anne to come fourth.
32:56Lloyd, back yourself like Isis.
32:58OK, so what order did they actually get?
33:07Jenny got two questions correct,
33:10Will and Anne both got four questions correct,
33:12and Josh was the winner of the quiz with five points.
33:15Well done, Josh.
33:17So what are the scores?
33:19Lloyd was unsuccessful,
33:20so that means three points for Anne, Jenny, Josh, and Will.
33:23I think you guys are so hard.
33:26They're so hard.
33:27All right, time for some ads.
33:28See if you can guess how many times
33:30Anne tries to casually drop my wife's actual name
33:33into conversation over the next five minutes.
33:35See you back here soon.
33:36Love you, Ellie.
33:44Welcome back to Taskmaster,
33:45and we're nearly at the end of our penultimate episode of season two.
33:50And I still won't let this joker next to me look me in the eye.
33:53Nor should you.
33:55Call us academics,
33:56because we're about to engage in a peer review.
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33:59Hi, Jenny.
34:13Hey, Tom.
34:14Oh.
34:15Hello.
34:15Hi, Lloyd.
34:16Hello.
34:17What are you doing in the lurking around the corridors?
34:19I think there's something in your locker.
34:21Oh, no.
34:22I didn't even know I had a locker here.
34:24What are you doing in the lurking around the corridors?
34:26Oh, God!
34:31Was that supposed to be scary?
34:37Ew.
34:38That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
34:42Make a surprising appearance.
34:44Most surprising appearance wins.
34:46You have until the studio record of episode nine.
34:50Your time starts now.
34:53Where?
34:54Up to you.
34:56What?
34:57You mean I've got, like, days?
34:59Okay.
35:00Weeks.
35:01Something to think about?
35:03Yeah.
35:04Thanks, Lloyd.
35:05Thank you.
35:05APPLAUSE
35:06Jenny, I think it's a special skill to be confused by such a simple task.
35:14But is it that simple?
35:16Yep.
35:16I don't think it was...
35:17Wait, surely other people were confused?
35:20No.
35:20No, okay.
35:21That's...
35:22We literally just watched footage of all of them not being confused.
35:25Even me.
35:27It was just a bit of humble homework, wasn't it?
35:30A bit of a homework task?
35:31That's right.
35:31It's up to them where or when they appear and how they capture that appearance.
35:34Okay.
35:35Who's first?
35:35He may be a catch, but can he catch us off guard?
35:38It's Josh Thomas.
35:39I could do it to Anne when she does this challenge.
35:42I could be in there.
35:44Could you fit in there?
35:57It doesn't feel good.
36:01Hi, Ed.
36:02Hi, Tom.
36:02What are you doing lurking around the corridor?
36:04There's something in your locker right here.
36:06Ooh!
36:07What is it?
36:11Ew!
36:12That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
36:14Is that surprising?
36:15It was a bit, but did you expect me to have more of a reaction than that?
36:18Maybe.
36:18Do you want me to do it again?
36:19No, it's okay.
36:20No, no.
36:20Ah!
36:21I'm going to do it again.
36:22I'm going to do it again.
36:22I'm going to do it again.
36:26Woo!
36:26That was good.
36:30It really terrified me.
36:36That was very good.
36:37That was great.
36:38And, um, I, uh, my finger was bleeding.
36:41I showed you after I was in the locker looking, I was holding the door, and I was watching blood
36:47to come out of my finger, and then she said, should I do it again?
36:50And I thought, I'm not going to make it.
36:54Yeah, I think it was a very effective surprise.
36:56I was very surprised that you could fit in there.
36:59Yeah.
37:00They're very small lockers.
37:01I mean, it got a great result, though, so you must be happy with that.
37:03I'm happy, yeah.
37:04It was a good, nice, solid start.
37:06It was good.
37:07It was very good.
37:08Another, please?
37:09Hopefully she doesn't knock her own socks off, because not wearing socks can exacerbate
37:13eczema.
37:13It's Jenny Tian.
37:15Okay, so I am currently dressed as Lloyd Langford.
37:18So I'm currently in Anne Edmonds' field outfit.
37:23And I'm a Welsh, and I'm going to give him a surprise appearance.
37:28I am currently in Josh Thomas' outfit.
37:32and I'm going to surprise him.
37:34I am now in Will Anderson's outfit, and I'm going to surprise him.
37:40He's eaten like half the marshmallows in this.
37:53Oh!
37:57Oh!
37:57Oh, hello, how are you?
38:09Why are you dressed like me?
38:18You look good at that.
38:20I was very naughty.
38:21Are you in my outfit?
38:23Jenny, where did you get her from?
38:25You're a psycho.
38:26Get out of here!
38:27Oh, this is for the TikTok.
38:30No, it's for episode nine.
38:32Surprise appearance.
38:33Oh, it's for the show!
38:40Did it feel good to finally film something properly?
38:44LAUGHTER
38:44Do you feel like you're back to normal now?
38:47Yeah, 100%, yes.
38:49OK, well, I think that was pretty effective.
38:51Got some great frights there.
38:52Who's next?
38:53Will she take us aback or bring herself to the front?
38:56It's Anne Edmonds.
38:57The human behaviour expert says,
38:59it's one of the biggest signs you're micro-cheating on your partner.
39:03She says, hiding interactions with a colleague is also a red flag
39:06because it can erode trust in your personal relationship.
39:09This behaviour expert, obviously, never been asked for an after-work drink.
39:13That's what's happening here.
39:14So the extra froth on my latte, that means nothing.
39:17Oh, wow.
39:18No, that's just, that's from the barista.
39:20I think that's got...
39:21You might be having a micro-relationship with the barista.
39:24LAUGHTER
39:24APPLAUSE
39:25I must admit, for a while there I was thinking,
39:31why are you making me watch The Project?
39:33It's a wonderful show on this very network.
39:37Um, no, um...
39:38LAUGHTER
39:38Wait, did that go to air?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Did people see it when it went live to air?
39:44I don't think so. We missed it.
39:45Nobody messaged or anything?
39:47No, just, that's...
39:48LAUGHTER
39:49I'll give you an idea of ratings.
39:53LAUGHTER
39:54OK, one more.
39:57Will this stunner have a shocker,
39:58or will he stun and shock us?
39:59It's Lloyd Langford.
40:02LAUGHTER
40:03LAUGHTER
40:05LAUGHTER
40:06So that was at the Adelaide Fringe, and I'd just come off stage.
40:28You gave me a bit of a fright.
40:30LAUGHTER
40:30I'd been crouched down in that box that I found out was full of mouse shit.
40:36LAUGHTER
40:36Um, with an air horn and a wig on,
40:40and then Tommy Little was backstage and was like,
40:42take your shirt off.
40:44LAUGHTER
40:44And I was like...
40:46Which, by the way, is what Tommy Little says to everyone backstage.
40:49LAUGHTER
40:49LAUGHTER
40:50It's a bit tricky for me, now it's hard to judge,
40:54cos for me that was a visceral reaction.
40:56I thought I was about to die, I thought someone was going to jump up
40:59and, like, stab me, and just, as I was dying,
41:01just whispering to me,
41:02you're not Greg Davies.
41:03LAUGHTER
41:04Well, you're not.
41:05Oh, I've been killed by a nerd!
41:07LAUGHTER
41:08What's Reddit going to think?
41:10LAUGHTER
41:10OK, well, we've got one more surprising appearance still to come,
41:15but who will it be?
41:16I can't think of something that would be easier to deduce.
41:18LAUGHTER
41:20Come back after these advertisements to find out.
41:23APPLAUSE
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41:29Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
41:32Lesser Ton, catch the people up.
41:33Our comedians had more than a month to make a surprising appearance.
41:36So far, Josh climbed out of a locker,
41:39Anne went on the project,
41:40Jenny did some TikTok-y stuff,
41:41and Lloyd got in a dumpster.
41:43LAUGHTER
41:44We have one last comedian left,
41:46and when we asked him before the show
41:47where his surprising appearance footage was,
41:49he said he'd already sent it,
41:51and we just needed to take a closer look.
41:53So let's take a closer look.
41:55Here is Will Anderson.
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42:42Well, Jenny's surprise to me only happened today,
42:45so luckily I was already in that one.
42:48Oh, so your justification was you were in that one.
42:51Yeah, that was fine.
42:52But the rest of them, it was a lot of planning.
42:55One of them I had to travel back in time for.
42:58Well, I have to score these, don't I?
42:59You do. Most surprising wins.
43:01Okay. Well, I found Josh's the least surprising.
43:04Okay.
43:04Just because he jumped out of a locker.
43:06He was standing at when you handed out the task.
43:08Two points to Lloyd, because I didn't find watching it surprising
43:11because I knew what was going to happen.
43:17I was like, here we go.
43:19Anne's going to get three points.
43:20It was very surprising.
43:22But the fact that I keep watching the project was even more surprising.
43:26Four points to Jenny,
43:27mostly because it's going to be a great TikTok video
43:29that's going to go viral and put this show on the map.
43:33But five points to Will Anderson
43:35because I was genuinely surprised at the effort he went to.
43:37OK. Now, how are those episode scores going?
43:44Continuing to appear at the top,
43:46it's Jenny in the lead on 19 points.
43:50All right.
43:51Get up on that stage for our final task of the show.
43:58All right.
43:59We've got some thongs and some barbecues.
44:01This looks like some good old ocker fun.
44:03Who's reading the task?
44:04Floyd, if I could ask you to read this.
44:07Toss the most thongs with the tongs onto your barbecue.
44:11If at any point,
44:12a golden thong is tossed with tongs onto another barbecue,
44:16all the thongs on that barbecue will be cleared.
44:19If you touch a thong with your hand at any point,
44:22you are disqualified.
44:24All tossing must be done from your spot
44:26and you may not move your spot or your barbecue,
44:30especially you, Anne.
44:33Most thongs remaining on a barbecue after 150 seconds wins.
44:38Your time starts now.
44:39Oh.
44:42Oh.
44:46Oh.
44:52Oh.
44:57Oh.
44:58Oh.
45:00Oh.
45:06Oh.
45:07Oh!
45:13Oi! Oi!
45:15Eu estou fazendo isso.
45:16Oi!
45:17O que?
45:27Posso me dar uma... Posso me dar uma aqui?
45:29Posso me dar uma aqui?
45:30Sim, sim.
45:37O que?
45:41O que?
45:43Você está me desquilando.
45:44Você está me desquilando.
45:45Você está me desquilando com os seus hands.
45:46Eu pensei que não está nos permitindo quando eu estou me desquilando.
45:48Eu pensei que não está me desquilando.
45:5730 segundos restos.
45:5810,
46:059,
46:078,
46:087,
46:096,
46:105,
46:114,
46:123,
46:132,
46:141.
46:151.
46:161.
46:21Alright.
46:22Time for a break.
46:23We'll see you soon with the final scores.
46:31Welcome back.
46:32Did you miss us?
46:33Alright, Squire, what's happening?
46:34Well, we were just throwing some thongs with some tongs onto some barbecues,
46:38and we're about to find out how each of our contestants did.
46:40Okay.
46:41We know how one of our contestants did.
46:43Thanks, guys.
46:45Thank you.
46:46Okay, so how many thongs were thrown?
46:48So I can confirm Josh had 16 thongs, but he touched way more, so that's irrelevant.
46:54Will had five thongs on his barbecue.
46:56Ann, Lloyd and Jenny all had nine thongs on their barbecue.
47:01Wow.
47:05Which means they each get five points, Will gets two and zero for Josh.
47:08But what does that mean if we don't know our episode winner?
47:12Tell us.
47:13Turning Will into ill by picking up the W this episode.
47:15It's Jenny Tian on 24 points.
47:19Alright.
47:20Congratulations, Jenny.
47:21Go back up on stage and get ready to appear excited to get your crown.
47:26But what does that do to our scores overall for the whole season?
47:30Well, Josh, Jenny and Will are trailing, but out in front there's going to be an interesting ride home.
47:34Lloyd is on 142 points.
47:36Anne is out in front with 144.
47:39Woo!
47:41Okay.
47:43That's it for our second to last episode of our season, where, as always, we have learnt some things.
47:49We learnt Mummy's secret and it was a doozy.
47:52Lloyd has zero remorse when it comes to getting a laugh out of a historical tragedy.
47:56But most of all, we learnt that Jenny was the winner of our episode.
48:01Join us again next week for our final episode.
48:04Goodnight.
48:05Goodnight.
48:06Woo-hoo!
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