00:00Indians are the most mystical people.
00:02Their culture is like out of this world.
00:05Huh?
00:06No, really.
00:07Look, buddy, you bought that belt?
00:10Why?
00:11Why did you buy that belt?
00:13Can you stand up and everybody sees your belt?
00:16You love that.
00:17You bought it for that reason, so get your money's worth.
00:20Look at this Louis Vuitton.
00:22Hello, I am from Louis Vuitton.
00:24What a matter of fact.
00:27What a shoe.
00:28Look, shoes are Louis Vuitton.
00:30Belt is Louis Vuitton.
00:32Glasses are with.
00:32Who wears the fucking sunglasses in the comedy show?
00:37I googled AI.
00:39What should I wear?
00:39Everything Louis Vuitton.
00:44You're very handsome, buddy.
00:45I'm joking.
00:46You're very handsome.
00:47Good looking guy.
00:48Yeah?
00:48Are you single?
00:49This is your lady.
00:50That's your lady?
00:51She's so...
00:52Oh, she's also Louis Vuitton.
00:55They're both matching Louis Vuitton belts.
01:00You two are hilarious.
01:03What a cute husband of mine.
01:04What should we do?
01:05Let's go shopping at Louis Vuitton.
01:08You wear Louis Vuitton.
01:09I wear Louis Vuitton.
01:10We go together.
01:11Everyone goes, oh my God.
01:13The Louis Vuitton couple are here.
01:15Match the underwear.
01:16So you're from Brazil and your husband is from where?
01:24You're not together.
01:26Oh, wow.
01:27Okay.
01:28You just met tonight?
01:30Oh, you just happen to be sitting next to each other?
01:31Sir, I feel like you guys have a very cool chemistry.
01:35I feel so...
01:36The guy goes, I agree.
01:37She goes, no.
01:42See, Brazilians are not easy.
01:45No.
01:50Brazilian?
01:51And sir, where are you from?
01:52Sri Lanka.
01:54He said, Sri Lanka, Germany and England.
01:56It was an orgy when he was being conceived.
02:01It was like two or three Sri Lankans.
02:04And then one German guy goes,
02:06I like Sri Lanka.
02:14Sri Lanka, what do you do?
02:17He works in AI.
02:20That's freaking awesome.
02:22Brazil, Google it.
02:23It's freaking awesome, dude.
02:28What do you do with AI?
02:30I ask questions from ChatGPT every day.
02:33I go, where can I pick up beautiful Brazilian women?
02:37The answer was, Max, I'm here, sure.
02:40So I am here to have a good time with a Brazilian.
02:43I knew when ChatGPT said,
02:45one Brazilian grow to A1.
02:47I am here.
02:50She doesn't know, but she's already my girlfriend.
02:53You two?
02:58Single?
02:58Taken?
02:59Taken.
03:00Taken?
03:00Where are you guys?
03:02Taking care of five kids.
03:03Take care of the kids?
03:04Five kids?
03:05What nice husbands.
03:07Seriously.
03:09Wow.
03:10What are you guys?
03:12Persian.
03:12Oh, fuck.
03:15I promise you the husbands are not taking care of the kids.
03:19I swear to you.
03:21I am Persian.
03:22Look at me.
03:23I know.
03:24They're such naive wives.
03:27The guys are like,
03:28okay, call some beautiful babysitters
03:30to come over and help us with the kids,
03:34if you know what I mean.
03:38See?
03:39They have two au pair girls.
03:41From what country?
03:42From France and Germany.
03:44From France and Germany.
03:46You thought you were considered an orgy?
03:48There's a bigger one happening at their house right now.
03:51I love how Indians bought the whole VIP section.
04:00The Indians bought the whole VIP and all the Persians are like fucking coming late sitting in the body.
04:05You guys embarrass all Iranians.
04:10Two people.
04:11Only two people came late.
04:13Two Iranians.
04:13Can you believe this?
04:14Everybody else.
04:15A thousand people short on time.
04:17What the hell happened to you?
04:19Look, both engineers too.
04:22You guys engineers?
04:23What do you do?
04:25Dentist.
04:28You know why they're late?
04:29Because all these dentists, they're also doing real estate.
04:34For every root canal they do.
04:35Root canal is bullshit, by the way.
04:36Don't do root canal.
04:37You just go for a feeling and like, oh, I don't see any good idea.
04:41You know, the whole thing is very bad situation.
04:44I start digging and then you don't know what happens.
04:47I dig a lot.
04:48I get next to the nerve.
04:50And then the nerve is there.
04:51I am there.
04:51Bad situation.
04:53It's better.
04:54I root canal your whole mouth right now.
04:57My whole mouth?
04:58Yes, you don't need the roots.
04:59I kill all the roots.
05:01I make a nice root canal from this side to the other side.
05:05It's a nice canal on the inside.
05:07Just pay me two million dollars for the canal.
05:10I make a nice canal.
05:15I don't like anybody so serious.
05:17Who sits...
05:18This is not a classroom, my friend.
05:23What's your name?
05:24Chad?
05:27You're white?
05:30Chad, so good to see you.
05:33Why do you like fucking...
05:35Do you feel intimidated?
05:37Is this too many immigrants for you?
05:45We're not real.
05:46I'm glad you're here, buddy.
05:51And who are your brown friends?
05:55They're your employees?
06:00Come on, Chad.
06:01Talk to me, man.
06:02You're the only one who speaks English.
06:06They don't even know what I'm saying.
06:07What company, Chad?
06:09I don't know them.
06:12I just know them.
06:13Oh.
06:13You don't know them?
06:15You came by yourself?
06:16With this one.
06:17With this one?
06:18Okay.
06:19This one.
06:19What are you?
06:22I'm Iranian.
06:23You're Iranian?
06:24That's your husband?
06:26Oh my God, Chad.
06:30Chad, this is amazing.
06:33You like Persian dick.
06:38That's incredible.
06:41Somebody needs to appreciate us.
06:45This is San Francisco.
06:49This is where gay people know quality.
06:51Thank you, Chad.
06:56This means a lot to us.
06:59Man, this is beautiful, buddy.
07:03Ah, they say don't judge a book by its cover.
07:07He's like, more diversity for me, baby.
07:10I like different colors, shape, and sizes.
07:14I dress them fine.
07:17And it's amazing.
07:20Husband?
07:20Shit.
07:22That's awesome, dude.
07:25Fifteen years.
07:26Wow.
07:31So you haven't seen your parents in 15 years?
07:38You're really in love, huh?
07:42That's awesome.
07:43What's your name?
07:45Hasha, you're adorable.
07:46So what do you guys do?
07:48I want to learn all about you.
07:50I love how you look at it.
07:52Should we say the truth?
07:57Tell the truth.
07:59We make dildos.
08:01We have the biggest dildo factory in the world.
08:06It's molded after my Persian penis.
08:09What are we doing here?
08:13What do you do?
08:14I'm a violinist.
08:15Oh, wow.
08:16You're a violinist.
08:17That is the coolest gay job ever.
08:19Can you imagine that?
08:28Chad is like, oh, my God.
08:31Oh, my God.
08:33You saw him at the concert, didn't you, Chad?
08:36And you went home, and you put on some violin music, and you're like, I love that guy.
08:39And you started masturbating furiously.
08:44Every time you hear his violin, it's all fun.
08:47That's sexy violinist.
09:00So, we know who pays the bill.
09:03Chad!
09:05Thank you for supporting our Persian artist.
09:08I'm sure he plays for you every morning.
09:11Good morning, Chad.
09:16What do you do, Chad?
09:18Author.
09:19Author.
09:24So cool.
09:27Wow.
09:28What kind of books do you write?
09:30Personal development.
09:31Personal development.
09:32How to be more gay.
09:38You guys are so romantic, so cool.
09:41Look at the couple next to you.
09:42They feel miserable right now.
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