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Crowd Work Google Girl Stand Up Comedy By Rajasekhar Mamidanna
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00:01So the point is, whoever is taking videos for, like some people are recording for Instagram.
00:05We want real, we want, they are not paying attention to my job.
00:08We want real, and some people are like, hey, here we go, right?
00:12Light, come here, come here.
00:15Dude, you came to my show, you know?
00:18I say, reflect over here, light, reflect over here.
00:21Can you, can you grow some hair, dude?
00:26One Mumbai guy, man, he is my fan, it's him.
00:28That guy sent a mail to me.
00:30Last year, I am a huge fan of yours.
00:32I do hair transplantation for free for you if you want.
00:35My logic is, if I do it, you guys will know, na?
00:42No, no, relax, sir.
00:44Like relax, he is already half like this, like this.
00:47Can you get some chair, so that he can put the legs on that chair?
00:51You are tired, kya?
00:53No, no, I mean, you can sit however you want.
00:55You paid money, dude.
00:57If you want, I'll, you come, you sleep in my lap.
01:00No, no, you can sleep in my lap, I'll sing some song also.
01:05Like lullaby, that's what, what?
01:08Lullaby, lullaby, lullaby, yeah?
01:10Bye, okay.
01:11Not lullaby.
01:17Now, I get confused with a lot of English words, man.
01:20I'm like, I said lullaby, nobody understood, lullaby.
01:23I'll sing some lullaby.
01:25Huh?
01:26He paid, sir.
01:27Who paid?
01:28He paid.
01:29So should I sing lullaby to him?
01:33You want me to sing lullaby to him?
01:35Sing it to him?
01:36Oh, what if he came here?
01:40Okay, do one thing.
01:41I'll sing for all of you.
01:43Who is he?
01:44He's a doctor, kya?
01:45He's a doctor.
01:46I'm not messing up.
01:47Tomorrow, what if I'm on a, you know, operation table?
01:50And this guy, you know, the other day.
01:54He went to the show and he cracked jokes on us.
01:56Remove the kidney ring.
02:01He'll remind by iPhone.
02:02Why should I listen to him?
02:05Contribute to his economy.
02:06So what is your, what do you call that?
02:13Specialization.
02:14Specialization.
02:15I think today, whenever there's a doubt now, I'll look at you.
02:19Huh? You help me, okay?
02:20What's your name?
02:21Kirna Asha.
02:22Huh?
02:23Kirna Asha.
02:24That also you should help me.
02:25Kirna Asha.
02:30Hit-se.
02:34Can I call you Aasha?
02:36Interesting.
02:37Kirna Asha.
02:38Kirna Asha.
02:44Is your ear watching light?
02:45How about you laughing?
02:48What should I call her?
02:50Kirna Asha.
02:51Speaking of returning?
02:52Kirna Asha.
02:53よね.
02:54Okay, Kisha, whenever I have doubt in English, I'll...
02:58I'm your girl.
03:00Oh my God, yeah.
03:01For English, English.
03:04Don't worry, I'm not like Leonardo DiCaprio.
03:08Only 25 years now, sir.
03:10How old are you?
03:1123.
03:1223.
03:13That's very...
03:13I'm 38.
03:16When you were born, I was in 10th standard.
03:21And you cried when you were born.
03:22I also cried in 10th standard.
03:24Ah!
03:25What is the wrong form?
03:27Same.
03:28Which means both of us had to cry at the same time.
03:31We are related like that.
03:33Maybe that's why you're helping me.
03:35Also, I was talking something.
03:39Specialization.
03:40What was the...
03:42Just take some money always.
03:44Give it this wallet to me.
03:45Give it, give it.
03:46Hey, what?
03:46Somebody is in cyber security, no?
03:55Can you do something about this guy?
03:58Huh?
03:58What's your name?
03:59I'll give you a share.
04:00He'll give you a share, huh?
04:02Are you shared out or eh?
04:03So, then you can go home.
04:08Hey, give the wallet back after.
04:09I have to go to Hyderabad.
04:11What are the money?
04:12It's there in that only.
04:14So,
04:14Take that and give the wallet.
04:18What?
04:19What?
04:19Take the money and give the wallet.
04:21Who are the scams that were...
04:23What is your agenda that you want to make me a becker?
04:26Kya, by the end of the show?
04:28Huh?
04:29I think this guy will take my clothes.
04:31He'll take my wallet.
04:32I'll go out of this naked.
04:35Hey, what happened to you?
04:36I did comedy just now.
04:37You guys, can you at least let me talk to this guy.
04:44Like, he's trying to tell his specialization from last four minutes.
04:47He's getting...
04:48Somebody or the other is getting tired.
04:53What is the specialization?
04:54Surgery.
04:55Surgery.
04:59Surgery, what kind of surgery?
05:00General surgery.
05:01General surgery.
05:02Oh, there's a general surgery also?
05:04Others are super special.
05:05Others are super special.
05:06Wow.
05:08This much MBA we don't know.
05:10Whichever branch, only one job.
05:16Lick your boss's ass.
05:17Over.
05:18Promotion.
05:19Promotion.
05:21But good man, thank you so much for joining us.
05:23You guys are amazing man.
05:24Because of you guys, I'm having a great life right now.
05:27Without you, I would have been a becker in some...
05:28But you guys are watching my YouTube videos.
05:31I'm very thankful to you, all of you.
05:33I'm really...
05:34Like, I don't know what to say.
05:35I'll keep working out, promise on these guys.
05:39This fella especially.
05:41Like, because of you, I bought a car also.
05:43I cleared the loan also.
05:44Next time I'm buying house.
05:45So, please.
05:47Keep supporting.
05:48And you keep being awake, like, for the show.
05:50Okay?
05:51So, you guys are friends?
05:52All of you are doctors?
05:53Who are you?
05:55What do you mean?
05:56He's a doctor?
05:57He's an engineer.
05:58Okay?
05:59Okay?
05:59He's an engineer.
06:00Okay?
06:00He's an engineer.
06:01He's a doctor.
06:02He's an engineer.
06:03He's an engineer.
06:04Why did you tell him so seriously?
06:06I'm an artist.
06:07I think he's a very serious person.
06:13Architectures.
06:14I like architectures.
06:15Because when they want to get into a relationship, they'll ask a fellow person, can we build a relationship?
06:22But he will never get into a relationship.
06:24But he will never get into it.
06:25Don't you?
06:26You will only sing Lala.
06:28Lala.
06:29Okay.
06:30I'm just testing.
06:31Okay.
06:32The kid is, like, she's...
06:33What is she watching?
06:34My puppy.
06:47Are you, like, serious?
06:48No, no.
06:49One more serial TV, like, caught.
06:51This one called...
06:52Melon something.
06:53Cocomelon.
06:54Cocomelon.
06:55How would...
06:56What?
06:57How do you look like?
06:58Why do you know about Cocomelon?
07:00Yeah, Cocomelon.
07:01There's such a stupid song that is there, man.
07:03That song is not going from my head only.
07:05You guys know that song, right?
07:07Sing that song.
07:08We is on the bus.
07:10Yeah, yeah.
07:11Tell it and sing.
07:12We is on the bus.
07:14We are on the bus.
07:16Wow.
07:17What?
07:18Those are called wheels?
07:19Like, I never understood that word.
07:21First time, I am understanding.
07:23Wheels on the what?
07:24Wheels on the bus go round and round.
07:26Wheels on the bus go round and round.
07:28Hey, you know the song, kya?
07:30Yeah, ma.
07:31Sing the song, Diya, once.
07:32Sing.
07:33Wheels on the bus go.
07:34Guys, Diya.
07:35Yeah, Diya.
07:36Wonderful man.
07:37You liked it, huh?
07:38When you have to respond, I respond with love.
07:40I am an architect.
07:41He is a doctor.
07:42He is an architect.
07:43Where is the lover?
07:44Where is the lover?
07:45Where is the lover?
07:46Here, here.
07:47By the way, I don't know, how many of you know or don't know, okay?
08:12These guys are the Big Basket guys actually.
08:19You guys have seen that video, right?
08:21They are the guys.
08:22Thank you so much for the content.
08:25So, I made a video, sir, on Big Basket.
08:27So, these are the guys.
08:29They work for Big Basket, but more than working, they are like...
08:34Sometimes your delivery comes late now.
08:38They are busy.
08:39They are singing each other lullaby.
08:42But, you know, I am really impressed with Bangalore one.
08:47This is amazing.
08:48So, I am staying nearby only.
08:50There is one hotel called...
08:51Yeah.
08:55Because sometimes people are taking selfies.
08:57Like I am talking something.
08:58I am looking very bad.
09:01Sometimes I am not able to recognize my own photo.
09:04I was like, why are they tagging me in Johnny?
09:06Since who is this guy?
09:08Pervert vats.
09:11Pervert vats.
09:12This entire vats is like pervert people.
09:14Get married, right?
09:16All your desperation.
09:17The chains are breaking up.
09:19For a person.
09:20This joke you understood.
09:30Lallabai meaning you don't know.
09:32John is in Summonism.
09:33Energy came out.
09:36Desh ki Yota.
09:39Desh ki Yota means a young child, whatever.
09:43Did you sleep only?
09:45Did you wake him up and brought him here?
09:47Let's go to the street.
09:50What were they saying?
09:52Nation's youth.
09:54Nation's youth is spoiled.
09:57They don't care.
09:59But anyway, thank you so much.
10:01I was talking about Bangalore actually.
10:03I like Bangalore.
10:04I was staying in the neighborhood.
10:05There is one hotel called SF4.
10:07Cable car or whatever.
10:08So I am staying there.
10:10And my friend stays very close by.
10:12JP and I are 7th place.
10:14To meet each other.
10:15It took us like 2 hours.
10:18Such a great traffic man.
10:20Like there is not even a single street where there is no traffic.
10:23I was like dude, where will be no traffic?
10:25Then that guy said go to hotel.
10:28They are also in the lift they were shopping.
10:31Yesterday we went to one place.
10:33This Kormangla.
10:34We had a show there.
10:36You guys came to that show.
10:37What is the street called?
10:38Graveyard.
10:39Graveyard.
10:40Graveyard.
10:41Graveyard.
10:42Who said Graveyard?
10:44Dude, why will you think I performed for Graveyard?
10:47What do you think my audience are like dying?
10:50They come to my show, they die and they are in the graveyard.
10:53Dude, hello.
10:54This is like their 4th show.
10:56You guys are alive, right?
10:58Tomorrow you guys are coming.
11:00Okay.
11:01So once again I am coming in Jan.
11:02Okay.
11:03I am saying relax.
11:04Do something about your lives.
11:05Get married, have kids.
11:06Don't keep coming to my show.
11:07That's all.
11:08Sometimes we perform for some companies.
11:09There is this one company called Bank of America.
11:10We perform.
11:11Those guys hired me.
11:12They are like one of the first shows in 2012-13.
11:13They are like hey come we are doing a show.
11:14We will give you exposure.
11:15Sir, exposure I have.
11:16I have been doing it ever since I was a kid.
11:17People used to call me Urmila.
11:18Urmila.
11:19Martin.
11:20Martin.
11:21Martin.
11:22Martin.
11:23Martin.
11:24Martin.
11:25Martin.
11:26Martin.
11:27Okay.
11:28Martin.
11:29Martin.
11:30Martin.
11:31Martin.
11:32Martin.
11:33Martin.
11:34Martin.
11:35Martin.
11:36Martin.
11:37Martin.
11:38Martin.
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11:40Martin.
11:41Martin.
11:42Martin.
11:43Martin.
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11:45Martin.
11:46Martin.
11:47Martin.
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11:50Martin.
11:51Martin.
11:52Martin.
11:53Martin.
11:54Martin.
11:55Martin.
11:56Martin.
11:57Martin.
11:58Martin.
11:59Martin.
12:00Martin.
12:01Martin.
12:02Martin.
12:03Martin.
12:04Martin.
12:05Martin.
12:06Martin.
12:07Martin.
12:08Martin.
12:09Martin.
12:10Martin.
12:11Martin.
12:12No love. For you, no love, right?
12:18You guys have to see his face and ask, what do you do?
12:23These kind of people only, they build and then fall off only. What is the point?
12:27Winter was the only build, okay?
12:32Kisa, you are not focusing. Hello?
12:34Sorry?
12:35Yeah, you should be.
12:36My entire show is dependent on you giving me words.
12:40And you are texting somebody. Who are you texting?
12:42Who are you?
12:43My manager.
12:44Your manager.
12:45What did you tell your manager? Where are you going?
12:48No, she knows.
12:49She knows you.
12:50Okay, then it's okay. Let her know.
12:51Maybe she's jealous because, oh, apart from me there's one more guy who is doing comedy like that.
12:59How many of you are working for some software companies or something? Is there anybody like this?
13:03Okay, which companies are these?
13:05Video.
13:06Neos of Technologies.
13:07Huh?
13:08Neos of Technologies.
13:09Neosoft.
13:10Neosoft.
13:11Neosoft.
13:12Neosoft.
13:13Neosoft.
13:14Neosoft.
13:15Neosoft.
13:16Neosoft.
13:17Neosoft.
13:18Neosoft.
13:19Okay, what do they do?
13:20Sorry?
13:21What do they do?
13:22Software developers.
13:23Software developers.
13:24That is such a sad and software developer Richie.
13:28Like if you want me to abuse, but she's too nice to abuse me.
13:32Like she's like, software developer, good to fill up.
13:34I'm going to fill up this.
13:39Gunna Minks in Telugu is like bald head.
13:42This you know.
13:44In one show, one guy like after the show, he comes to me and says, sir, when I'm taking selfie, can I touch your bald head?
13:51What kind of a request is this?
13:52Sir, I just want to know whether you're faking baldness.
13:53Don't.
13:54Who fakes baldness?
13:55It's not that I'm marrying a wick of baldness and a ring of hair.
13:56It's like this.
13:57It's the original man.
13:58No, I'm just close.
13:59Of course.
14:00Anyway, Bank of America story I was telling, right?
14:01Bank of America, those guys, uh-huh.
14:02You guys will never allow me to complete this Bank of America story, right?
14:11This is the third time I've told myself Bank of America story.
14:15You guys have to get…
14:17See, don't distract me.
14:18If you distract me, I'm gone.
14:19I'll do tomorrow's show.
14:20No, I'm not.
14:21No.
14:22I'm not.
14:23No.
14:24No.
14:25No.
14:26No.
14:27No.
14:28No.
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:31I'll do tomorrow's show to noon. They are coming again.
14:35And they all came to tomorrow's show last month actually.
14:38Why are you watching again and again? You did not understand.
14:41I said love and peace, not love and marriage and sex.
14:46So some people have messaged me like that.
14:48Sir, why is this show name is love and peace?
14:50It should be love and marriage, right? Or love and sex, right? I blocked him.
14:54What can I answer to this kind of people?
14:56By the way, I don't know.
14:58I don't think one of the employees in Big Basket, I think, that guy abused me on that Big Basket video.
15:04Yeah. You know what he told?
15:07He told, dude, they will do their job, you do your job.
15:12These are not jokes and hashtag. He's calling me hashtag Boomer Uncle himself.
15:18Now I know people who call me Uncle, but I don't know what is Boomer Uncle.
15:22What is Boomer Uncle? Anybody knows?
15:25What is Boomer Uncle?
15:26Sir?
15:26Do you know the things?
15:29Ah, you must know.
15:31Why am I asking everybody?
15:33And I have Google here.
15:34So basically, yeah, what is Boomer Uncle?
15:36The new gen things that you don't know about.
15:41Oh, shit, man.
15:43He abused me so much.
15:44The new generation things that I don't know about.
15:47I'm a Boomer Uncle.
15:47Shit, man.
15:52That's your generation gap, Ken.
15:53Boomer Uncle.
15:56Boomer Uncle.
16:00Do I look like Uncle?
16:02Yes.
16:02Yes, sir.
16:05What kind of audience are you?
16:07Actually, for the sake of my mental health, you can say, no, Radhika, you don't look like Uncle.
16:12No, everybody, like, unanimously.
16:14Yes, sir.
16:15But Do I look like a Boomer Uncle.
16:17No, no, no, no.
16:18No, no, no.
16:19No, right?
16:21No, right?
16:23No, no, no.
16:24No, no, no.
16:25No, no, no.
16:26No, no.
16:26No, no.
16:27No, no.
16:28No, no.
16:29No, no.
16:30No, no.
16:31No, no.
16:32No, no.
16:33No, no.
16:34No, no.
16:35No, no.
16:36No, no, no.
16:38Do that in that evening, no?
16:39So, they hired me for a show.
16:40Okay.
16:41This is a resort called Goal Contant, which is like 45 minutes away from where I stay in
16:45Hyaluron.
16:46I...
16:46Don't imagine the joke.
16:48I'll start the joke.
16:49He is too much excited.
16:52He's like, okay, maybe the joke will come.
16:55I will laugh now only.
16:56Wait, don't record the entire week of India flag.
16:59We have a camera guy.
17:00He's recording.
17:01How many people I should pay?
17:03I'm already paying him some money.
17:04I should pay him all the time.
17:05And you put an India flag, now I am scared also.
17:08Where are you?
17:09Where do you work?
17:10You work somewhere?
17:11Yeah.
17:12Which phone you have?
17:13What is that phone?
17:14iPhone.
17:15iPhone.
17:16Which model?
17:17X.
17:18X.
17:19So it's not iPhone anymore.
17:27That's why I think they are calling me Boomer Uncle.
17:30You don't need anything.
17:32Next year I will write a show, it's called Boomer Uncle.
17:37All of you should come to the show.
17:39The show name will be Boomer Uncle by Rashikar Mohamed Arna.
17:42Prom is on doctor sir.
17:44Your general sir, this will be like general shows.
17:48You don't come.
17:49Next time when you come, you have to bring some other architect who is a girl and you should be in relationship.
17:55Then only you come.
17:56If you want tips, take from them.
17:58If you don't know what to do with your life, take from him.
18:01No idea.
18:02So, Goldconda Resources, this bank of a show was there.
18:04So, they called us.
18:05I went there.
18:06Half an hour I did the show.
18:07I got a standing ovation.
18:08Everybody was standing only.
18:09No chairs.
18:10But technically it's a standing ovation only.
18:11We should tell like that only.
18:12So, I did the show and the guy who hired me was like, Rajshakar this is amazing.
18:14Every month we will have your show.
18:15Okay, but what about the money?
18:16Rajshakar Mohamed Arna.
18:17So, Rajshakar where do you stay?
18:18I stay nearby only Kondapur.
18:19It will take 45 minutes.
18:20Within 50 minutes money will be in your account.
18:21I went in 55 minutes to my house.
18:22Money was not there.
18:23So, I called him and I said, Money.
18:24Oh, Rajshakar I am still at the resort.
18:25When do you wake up?
18:26I wake up at 7.25.
18:27At 7.25, 7.25, 7.25, 7.25, 5.25.
18:28I thought maybe SBA lunch break is there.
18:29So, I check next day also.
18:30Then I said, I will get the show.
18:31I said, I will take the show.
18:32I will take the show.
18:33I will take the show.
18:34I will take the show.
18:35Every month we will have your show.
18:36Okay, but what about the money?
18:37Rajshakar where do you stay?
18:38I stay nearby only Kondapur.
18:39It will take 45 minutes.
18:40Within 50 minutes money will be in your account.
18:41I went in 55 minutes to my house.
18:42Money was not there.
18:43So, I called him and I said, Money.
18:44Oh, Rajshakar I am still at the resort.
18:45When do you wake up?
18:46I wake up at 7.25.
18:47Money will be there.
18:48I checked at 7.25, 8.25, 10.25, 5.25.
18:51I thought maybe SBA lunch break is there.
18:53That's all.
18:54I check next day also.
18:56Then also no money.
18:57Now I am getting scared.
18:58Where is this guy?
18:59This guy will give not you money.
19:01And then I called him again.
19:02There is no money.
19:03Rajshakar actually I am going on an on-site opportunity.
19:06I will be back in 6 months.
19:08Until then what should I do?
19:11I don't know Rajshakar.
19:12Just beg somewhere.
19:13Hello.
19:14Shindo.
19:15Always a lot of artists.
19:17We think that we are like begging only.
19:18We are begging for your laughs.
19:19We are begging for your likes.
19:20We are begging for your subscriptions.
19:22And then at the end of the day,
19:23you will only call me poomer uncle.
19:24No respect for the artist anyway.
19:27There is this one signal.
19:28Nobody respect there man.
19:29In that signal, you go there.
19:31There is one becker who doesn't directly play.
19:33Like he plays flute.
19:34He doesn't directly beg.
19:35He plays flute.
19:36I was like wow this guy is an artist.
19:37One day I was going on my guy.
19:39I gave him printed reviews.
19:40Enjoy.
19:41The fellow artist I respect him.
19:42I was like fellow artist.
19:44By which signal you play?
19:45Sony World Junction.
19:46I did not say that.
19:47Okay sir.
19:48Now this guy went to Onset.
19:49Now I did not get the money.
19:50But I don't want to lose that money.
19:51Because one of the first corporate show money.
19:52Only $15,000 at that time in 2013.
19:53$15,000 is also like $15,000 only.
19:54And he went to US.
19:55He was posting a lot of stuff.
19:56He went to Statue of Liberty.
19:57He took a picture like this.
19:58I posted.
19:59I was liking and commenting every post of this.
20:00I liked it.
20:01I was like wonderful statue sir.
20:02I hope the people who sculpted it got paid.
20:04After 2-3 months.
20:05His wife delivered a baby.
20:06Once again I liked it and commented.
20:07Wonderful statue sir.
20:08I hope the people who sculpted it got paid.
20:09After 2-3 months.
20:10His wife delivered a baby.
20:11Once again I liked it and commented.
20:12Wonderful.
20:13Congratulations.
20:14Finally your efforts are getting paid.
20:15But everything.
20:16Everything I am commenting.
20:17And finally after 6 months.
20:18They were like coming back to India.
20:19I was like wonderful statue sir.
20:21Wait.
20:22What did you know?
20:23What did you know?
20:24What did you know?
20:25What did you know?
20:26What did you know?
20:27I was like wonderful statue sir.
20:28I was like I was like oh wonderful statue sir.
20:29I hope the people who sculpted it got paid.
20:31After 2-3 months.
20:32His wife delivered a baby.
20:33Once again I liked it and commented.
20:35Wonderful sir.
20:36Congratulations.
20:37Finally your efforts are getting paid.
20:39For everything.
20:40Everything I am commenting.
20:41And finally after 6 months.
20:42I was like, wonderful sir, congratulations, waiting at the airport.
20:46I did not go to the airport, there was no money, because I did not give.
20:49So finally I called him after, dude, there is no money.
20:52That girl like, hey, you still did not get the money.
20:55I thought either you would have given up or you would have got the money.
20:57I said, sir, not both.
20:59I won't give up, give me the money.
21:01He called the account stream and he told money will get debited in like three, four, credited or debited.
21:07Corrected on me, huh?
21:09Debitable.
21:12Account is a little weak, huh?
21:18Okay, fine, it's okay.
21:20So finally I asked him, dude, do one thing.
21:22I gave up on the money.
21:23Dude, take that money, 15,000, buy some Peppa Pig and give it to your kids.
21:27They'll play with you and I gave up on the money.
21:29After three years, you saw me in one of the malls.
21:31He only recovered from me.
21:32Hey, Rastrikar, how are you?
21:33Oh, you are still alive.
21:37Rastrikar, you are doing pretty well.
21:38I am seeing all your videos.
21:39I am a subscriber to your YouTube channel.
21:41All that is fine.
21:42That money, no.
21:44Rastrikar, where do you stay?
21:45I am not staying anywhere, right?
21:48I am at the Sony World Junction only.
21:49Every day I am begging.
21:50I am saying.
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