00:00We've been traveling all around the country now, it's been so much fun, you know, out in places like PE
00:04and Cape Town and East London and recently went to Durban, which was a bit of a schlep for us,
00:10it was really hard because it was raining so much and then on top of the flight delays that you
00:15have to contest with, there's also like overbooking, which is a problem, you know, I don't know if you know
00:18what overbooking is, but basically it's a legal process where, it's a practice rather, where airlines book more tickets than
00:27there are seats on the plane.
00:29So they book more, sort of like a taxi, but then they don't let you get on when you get
00:35there. So they just hope you don't pitch up.
00:37He's like, please, please. Ah, yeah. You know, that's what they do. And so we're flying down to Durban and
00:47it was the funniest thing ever, we're standing in the queue, everyone's all fidgety in the line, looking at their
00:51watches and they call us for it, they're like, next, next, please, next, next, next.
00:53So we go to the counter and there's one of those women there with her glasses and her relaxed hair
00:57and she's like, and then she's like, can I have your ID, please? And you're like, IDs, everyone puts them
01:02down.
01:03She's like, where are you flying? And we're like, Durban, please. She's like, Durban.
01:13Durban.
01:16Yes.
01:22Are you flying now?
01:29No, tomorrow we just, it's a practice run.
01:35Are you flying?
01:37I mean, I guess we need to fly now.
01:39Okay.
01:41And then she starts typing frantically, which I never understand because when I book my tickets, all I need to
01:47do is click.
01:47It's click, click, click, click, click, click, Joe, Joe, ah, that one, click, ah, that one, click.
01:53And then it does it all for, and then she's like, I bet she wasn't even busy doing our tickets
01:59anymore.
01:59She's just like there, click.
02:00She's probably on like Facebook or something there, updating her status.
02:03Yo, another one, another one.
02:05Yeah, I'm dead, dead, dead, dead.
02:09Another one, you're dead, dead.
02:11You overbooking.
02:12Dead, dead, oh, book back.
02:14Dead, dead.
02:15You dead.
02:16That's by overbooking.
02:17Yo.
02:26Because of their faux pas, the airline is as kind as to upgrade us on the next flight to business
02:32class.
02:32They say, are we sorry about what happened, you go, business class, ah, very, I love business class, you know.
02:37You get to go to a special lounge where everyone's very business-y, yes.
02:41No, it is, it is.
02:42Because when you're in business class, you overhear conversations and they sound totally different, you know.
02:47You overhear people saying things like, yes, well, the mergers are coming along.
02:50I mean, if you look at the companies that are, you know, people walking around, well, I mean, if the
02:53numbers are right, then we'll definitely get that stock portfolio going.
02:55And, you know, people walking there, you know, no, I'm in, I'm in the case of this situation to make
02:59sure that all the shareholders are happy.
03:00And then we'll present to management and it's going to be a, a installment of what, you know, you just,
03:05you hear like business-y kind of stuff.
03:08Whereas when you're in economy, it's just like a huge group of people, you generally overhear conversations like, I thought
03:12you put it in the bag.
03:13You said you put it in the bag.
03:14It was on the, I asked you to put it, why is it not in the bag?
03:26Oh, wow.
03:32And so we're going through the airports and then we go through security.
03:36And I love security in South Africa.
03:38It is the most chilled out security you will find anywhere in the world.
03:41It is like South African security is just like, you know, we work on an honesty system in this country.
03:45You know, the security guard, he's there to enforce, but it's more in honesty.
03:49It's like, look, this is, it's up to you.
03:51This is the honesty place.
03:52This is where we all, we all, we all admit to our sins.
03:54Come forward, come forward.
03:55Do you have anything to declare?
03:56You know, it's that type of place.
03:58Overseas, when you, when you come through customs, it's the craziest thing ever.
04:00You've got to take off everything.
04:01You've got to take off your shoes and you take off your belt.
04:03And you, you know, you can't wear a jacket or a hoodie or a cap or anything.
04:07You've got to take off your rings and nothing, nothing, not even coins in your pocket.
04:10Even if you've got like a big filling, then you're in trouble.
04:11Then they, you know, you know, be like, then you're like, but, but it's, but it's my teeth.
04:15And they're like, well, you're going to have to do something.
04:16You're going to, you know, and then like colored people are like, excuse me.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:31That's great.
04:32Whereas in South Africa, I sometimes feel like these security guards don't actually know what their equipment does.
04:36You know, they're very chilled out about it.
04:37Because you walk through at airport security and you get there and the guy will be like, number four, number
04:42four.
04:43And then you go through and you stand there and the guy will be waiting.
04:45He'll give you that bucket and he'll be like, what's in the bag?
04:50Like, what do you mean?
04:51And he's like, is there a laptop?
04:54Yes.
04:55Out.
04:56Out.
04:57Take it out.
04:58Laptop, out.
04:59Out.
05:00Please, put it by itself.
05:01Put it there.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Any other laptop?
05:04You're like, no, no, no.
05:05Laptop, out.
05:06Like, okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:08What did you do?
05:12Okay.
05:12There it is.
05:14Okay.
05:14And my gun?
05:15No, it's fine.
05:16It's fine.
05:16Just.
05:17Just the good talk.
05:19Yeah.
05:21Watching you.
05:25It's so much fun.
05:28And you walk through the metal detectors, which I swear either don't work or these people really don't understand them
05:33at all.
05:33She'll walk through metal detectors.
05:35And it's not just at airports.
05:36No matter where they are in this country, you walk through a metal detector, a casino, a school, government institution,
05:41you'll walk in there and then it'll just, it'll make that sound.
05:45But then I don't know if they know what that means.
05:47Because you walk through and be like.
05:52And you see how security guards smile because they get ready because they're going to use the wand.
05:56They love the wand.
05:57You can see they wait the whole day.
05:59Yes.
06:00My time has arrived.
06:03Excalibur.
06:04I call upon you.
06:07It's like, what the hell is going on?
06:09Yeah, just in there.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Pulls out his wand.
06:12You know, it's black and it just pulls him out.
06:20Okay, it's not.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:21I'm just.
06:22It doesn't really do that.
06:24It would be cool if it did the.
06:27Although it would be weird.
06:28It would be weird.
06:29You know, for like some guy from the township to have a lightsaber.
06:37Wouldn't work at all, though.
06:39It wouldn't.
06:39It wouldn't.
06:40It wouldn't be like Darth Vader.
06:42It would be like Braveda.
06:46Ah, Bravi.
06:48H-R.
06:54It would have been the worst Star Wars ever if it was in South Africa, wouldn't it?
06:58Like the critical point, the moment that made the movie would never happen if it wasn't
07:03a township in South Africa.
07:04Because which guy from the township would claim a child after that many years?
07:07Guy would be like.
07:14Yes, what is it?
07:16No, look there.
07:18It's your father.
07:25But it wasn't.
07:26It wasn't.
07:26Okay, sorry.
07:27I digress.
07:28The wand.
07:29The wand.
07:29The wand.
07:31Comes.
07:32Sorry.
07:33Comes out with the wand.
07:35And they always do that thing, you know.
07:36They go around.
07:37And we don't know what it's supposed to do or not, you know.
07:50Any weapons?
07:55What was that for?
07:58Even if I had something?
07:59I'm not going to tell you now.
08:00I'm not going to tell you now.
08:01Obviously, you have been defeated.
08:03Any weapons?
08:04No.
08:05Oh, okay.
08:07And that's it.
08:09We're like working on the honesty system in this country.
08:12Everywhere you go.
08:12Like, I'd like to meet the genius who invented the honesty book.
08:15Oh, yes.
08:16The honesty book.
08:17Yes.
08:17The book of truth.
08:18No one can lie when they're writing this book.
08:20Whenever you visit someone at a townhouse or office complex, we have the book of truth.
08:24Fill in the book before you enter.
08:27Name.
08:27Ah, yes.
08:28Surname.
08:30Phone number and address.
08:32Reason for visits.
08:34PVT.
08:35Go just do that.
08:36Look at everyone on PVT, PVT, PVT, PVT.
08:39PVT.
08:43And once I asked the security guard, I was like, what's the point of this?
08:46Why am I filling in this book?
08:47He's like, no.
08:48It's for security reasons.
08:51I figured that much.
08:52But what is it about?
08:53It's like, so that if you can do anything bad inside there, if maybe you can steal or kill someone,
09:00then we can find you.
09:04Ah, of course.
09:06Because I wrote my real name and surname.
09:09The Honest Killer strikes again.
09:12It's just ridiculous.
09:15I was like, okay, and then I kill someone, and then what are you going to do?
09:17It's like, then you sit there, we can just phone you and tell you must come back.
09:21Yeah.
09:23Same time.
09:38Click the video, man.
09:39Why are you on free things on free things?
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