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00:01He who knows how to speak, knows also when.
00:06Famous quotes are incredibly useful.
00:10R-right. I mean, that's needless to say. Well, never mind.
00:24Shin!
00:25Huh?
00:26Let's go to school together today.
00:28Huh?
00:29Go together.
00:38How is everything going at school?
00:40Well...
00:41Uh...
00:42I guess it's going alright.
00:45Well, Shin?
00:47We're going to be moving away next week.
00:49What?
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I wanted to tell you sooner, but I couldn't quite say it.
00:55Actually, you know, since our father passed away, there's been an auntie who's been watching over us for a very long time now.
01:03An auntie?
01:04Yes.
01:05Our grandfather's cousin's nephew's third remarriage partner's boss's drinking buddy's cousin's auntie.
01:12So then, she's completely unrelated.
01:15Our auntie is worried.
01:16How about the two of us on our own as minors?
01:19So she suggested that it might be better if we go and live with her.
01:23Oh.
01:24Oh.
01:25Hey, sis.
01:26So does that mean that we're going to change schools?
01:30That's right.
01:32That's right.
01:33Uh...
01:34Have you already told the teacher about this?
01:36I told him.
01:37I haven't told everyone in the class yet, though.
01:40Oh.
01:45Mr. Genpachi's...
01:47Zany class starts.
01:51Oh.
01:52jeans.
01:53Yes.
01:54I know.
01:55It's too late to get off.
01:57It isn't.
01:58It's up.
01:59It's.
02:00I love it.
02:01Yep.
02:02It's quick.
02:04It's an endless mess, too.
02:06It's still not necessary for the true thing to try and get off.
02:09It's fun.
02:10It's too late to take action.
02:11Please, please.
02:12It's too late to take action.
02:13After all, let's make fun.
02:14It's just not necessary.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:17It's too late to the night.
02:18It's too late to take action.
02:19Though me, nice schoolers!
02:33Where are we going to play?
02:38Oh
03:08いつだってそばにいる
03:11La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
03:38はい!
03:40はい!
03:41Nobody here knows yet
03:43but I'm transferring schools
03:45in our classroom today
03:47it's the same old scene
03:49Why aren't you putting it there, Elizabeth?
03:50Hey, who did that?
03:54Hey, it's major to borrow this today!
03:59But now, all of this chaos
04:01seems so precious to me
04:03because now I know
04:08that I won't be here next week
04:10and if I found out about my transfer
04:15Huh? Transfer?
04:18Jinpachi!
04:20Saying goodbye to you is just so sad!
04:23Seriously? Transferring?
04:25Goodbye, everyone, and thank you!
04:29Hey, you guys are so damn noisy
04:33What a cliched scene of the classroom
04:36before the teacher comes in
04:38Yeah, but tell me
04:39how cliched is your own comment?
04:43Well, as you can tell
04:44from the terrible comment he just made
04:47Shinpachi here is in quite a state of shock now
04:50As for the reason
04:53I guess it's about that thing
04:55Um, well...
04:57Will you announce it yourself?
04:58Huh?
05:00Yes
05:15Well...
05:16Actually, the thing is
05:18my sister and I will be moving away next week
05:20so we'll be...
05:22transferring to another school
05:24I'm so sorry!
05:26Hello
05:28See you later
05:29Hey, hey!
05:30This is no joke!
05:31Go tie a tier!
05:32Please don't move away from here!
05:33You just can't leave!
05:35I swear to you I'll move away instead!
05:37Moving away instead of her won't solve anything!
05:40Well, it's really such a shame
05:42But this will be the last week for Shimmera number one and number two
05:45Oh, and I heard that the annoying guy with long hair is gonna transfer schools too
05:49Mr. Genpachi, I'm not transferring schools
05:52Then will you please drop out?
05:53I swear I'm gonna sue you
05:55In fact, I have already sued you
05:57You should be receiving a subpoena from the court sometime next week
06:01So that's it
06:03This morning's homeroom business is done
06:05Take it away, class leader
06:06Hey!
06:07Excuse me!
06:08Stand up!
06:09And bow!
06:10Balhemian Rhapsody!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Works with such a sloppy and stupid joke!
06:14Hey, Mr. Genpachi, wait!
06:19What?
06:20I can't believe I'll be going to a different school next week
06:26Please don't go, my dear Otayi!
06:31Are you crying over there?
06:35Oh, the cafeteria lady!
06:37No, I'm not crying!
06:38You're moving away?
06:40It must be very hard to leave the town there you're used to
06:44I'm sorry for causing you any worry
06:46There's no need to be so formal
06:48And no need to be modest when it comes to me
06:51I'm like everybody's mom around this place
06:54Here, cheer yourself up with some braised pumpkin
06:57Oh, thank you very much
06:58And you can give these to your neighbors as a farewell gift
07:01Ask for the mover, don't forget
07:03And this is for the other neighbors
07:05No, this is enough!
07:06Besides, movers wouldn't want to eat braised pumpkin
07:08After a hard day of moving, right?
07:10Oh, so you don't want to eat my braised pumpkin?
07:13Uh, I, I mean
07:16I'm sure the people at the moving company will love them
07:19They'll gobble them up, actually
07:20Braised pumpkin is great!
07:22Oh, is that so?
07:23Yes!
07:24I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin!
07:27Thank you so much!
07:29Because of you, I've gained so much confidence!
07:32Eat plenty then!
07:34It's my last time seeing the cafeteria lady
07:38I heard you're transferring schools
07:41Mr. Hattori
07:43This is my parting gift
07:44Please, take it
07:45Um, but this is...
07:47It's a suppository
07:48No, I don't want it
07:49You should give them to your new neighbors
07:51Nobody hands out suppositories on the day they move in, right?
07:54Well, take care then
07:55What on earth was that?
07:58I heard you're transferring schools
08:01Mr. Matsudaira
08:03Please take this
08:04It's my parting gift to you
08:06But, um, this is a...
08:08It's a stun gun
08:09If the guards come patrolling the halls
08:11Put them to sleep with this
08:13No, I don't need it
08:14And what do you mean by guards?
08:16Oh, I just have to say one last thing
08:19Do not die
08:22That's too heavy!
08:24What kind of place do you seriously think I'm moving to?
08:27I don't need this
08:29Shinpachi
08:32Eglina
08:34I'm really going to miss you
08:36Even though I haven't properly spoken in the main story yet
08:39You don't need to say things like that
08:43I mean, uh...
08:45What I mean is, I'll miss you too
08:47I've heard there's something called a parting gift
08:50Something to give to the person who's leaving
08:53Mr. Haraga told me all about it
08:55Take this
08:56What?
08:57It's a freshly picked screw
08:58Why are you saying that like it's a freshly picked peach?
09:00Please take it as a souvenir
09:02No, but isn't that like a really bad thing?
09:04There's no need for any concern
09:06I've only taken out one screw
09:08So I don't expect a malfunction
09:10It's happening, isn't it?
09:12There's a tremendous malfunction happening!
09:15Shinpachi, I hope that you will be, well...
09:18How important was this screw you just gave me?
09:21Hey, Eglina!
09:22My central brain processor needs an electric shock
09:27You're saying you need an electric shock?
09:30But I don't have that kind of tool
09:31I do!
09:33Thank you so much, Mr. Matsudaira!
09:37Gather up!
09:39And then...
09:42The final day arrived
09:44Come on!
09:45Let me get back my phone!
09:46Hey!
09:47Hey!
09:48Hey!
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10:27Hey!
10:28Hey!
10:29Good as if your life depends on it!
10:31Uh, so then Perry came to Japan this year.
10:35Look, don't cry forever! Hurry up and go, Kanto!
10:40Well, looks like that's it for homeroom today, everyone. Be careful going home.
10:45What? No way! For real?
10:47Class leader, give the command.
10:49Stand up and fountiful!
10:53It's wonderful me!
10:55What's with your lame bow jokes lately? Enough already!
10:58Wha-
11:01Huh? Is this the end?
11:05Is my last day of Gintama High and Senior Class Z going to end like this?
11:09Am I really leaving with such a half-assed comment as that?
11:19Well then, shall we do it over, Shinpachi?
11:22Oh, Mr. Gintachi.
11:25Do it over?
11:26Yeah!
11:27Yeah!
11:28Oh! Everyone!
11:29Yeah!
11:38Mr. Gintachi's...
11:41Zany Class Stars!
11:43That's not what I meant by do it over!
11:45Why do we have to start all over from the beginning of the show?
11:49All right! The big farewell party has begun!
11:52I'm your host, Shinpachi the Silver Eight!
11:56Next up...
11:57Hello there! I'm even better!
11:59Kagura the golden host!
12:01Then without further ado, here are some parting words from your classmates.
12:06You wanna know about Shinpachi?
12:08Well, just between us.
12:09He's actually made by and I hear he's .
12:13There's something fishy going on here.
12:14So the lens is like and even the frame is sort of like...
12:17Hey! You're only talking about my glasses! Come on!
12:20You know, unexpected goodbyes can be very tough.
12:23Hasegawa?
12:24After talking with a smile, we said,
12:26See you next time and then parted ways.
12:28But no matter how long I wait, they never call.
12:30What's going on with the part-time jobs these days?
12:32Is this about your part-time job?
12:34In life, there are various paths and choices in all sorts of situations.
12:38Finally seems like a decent comment.
12:40So then, choosing the correct path to take can be very difficult.
12:43Should I choose lubricant massage plays?
12:46Or should I go with a threesome special course?
12:48What kind of choice is that?
12:49I got my hopes up for nothing!
12:50Yes, and that concludes the heartfelt parting words from those three classmates!
12:53Wait a minute!
12:56Next up, we will have the memory slideshow for you to view.
12:59In this presentation...
13:00You can see what kind of school life Shinpachi and Otaye have experienced here.
13:05Let's look back on the memories they have made.
13:08Wow.
13:09It's finally starting to look like a farewell party.
13:11And now then, the memory slideshow will commence.
13:28Hey, what about me?!
13:29These are all pictures of my sister!
13:31It's like you've turned this slideshow into some kind of video for an idol!
13:35Calm down, Shinpachi.
13:36I'll give you plenty of time to look back at your school days.
13:39That's right!
13:40You're the main feature of this slideshow, so I saved it for later!
13:43Well, if that's the case...
13:45Okay then, moving on!
13:47The playback of Shinpachi Shimura's school days!
13:49Please enjoy!
13:50That's just a picture of my glasses!
13:53Wait, wait, wait!
13:54They're all about my glasses!
13:55And on top of that, the last one was Hasegawa's!
13:56This one screams Shinpachi's glasses!
13:57Stop that!
13:58Don't be so mad!
13:59We still have more of this program left.
14:00No.
14:01No.
14:02No, I can't help but get angry.
14:03Since you said I'm the main...
14:04Next up is Music Live!
14:06The one appearing at today's Farewell Party Live is the hottest man in the hip hop world today.
14:22It's MC Cobra!
14:25Come on!
14:26Hey, hey!
14:28I am no Cobra though, yo!
14:31Without the two of you...
14:33This class is gonna be very blue...
14:35Boom! And we are never gonna get through, yo! Yo, say ho!
14:40Ugh, this is a little bit heavy, I'm gonna put this down.
14:43Then you should've left it there from the beginning!
14:45Changing school, changing school, stay right here if you wanna stay cool.
14:49Changing school, changing school, leaving us all, that's just so cruel.
14:54Yo, yo, yo, goodbye is a no-yo, we're gonna tie you up from your head to your toe, lock you in a box so you won't go.
15:01Boom!
15:02Changing school, changing school, you're such a fool, say ho!
15:07Changing school, changing school, MC Hammer seriously rules, yeah!
15:13That's enough!
15:15What the heck is this rap, you're just making me feel bad about moving!
15:18Hey man, I kinda like MC Hammer, listen to this!
15:22No, no, no, no, can't touch this!
15:23I would never touch you!
15:26Go MC Hammer your head against the wall!
15:28Mr. Genpachi, if you're really gonna do it, please hold a proper farewell party, I'm begging you-
15:34Isau Kondo, it's confession time!
15:37A clumsy gorilla whose love for Otayi has grown stronger by the day.
15:42Again and again, he confessed his love and was crushed, but such has been Kondo's road to confession.
15:49However, today will be the last day for Otayi, as she will be leaving Senior Class Z.
15:54And so, let's burn into our memories this final glorious sight of Kondo.
15:59Hey, hold on!
16:00Wait, Genpachi, it's true that Kondo has been crushed many, many times before today, so today the result will be the same.
16:08We all know it, we have no delusions, but today is his very last chance, so please, watch over him with me.
16:17Oh.
16:18Well then everyone, are you willing to listen to his last confession?
16:23Alright then.
16:24Oh, Otayi dear, because you are very perceptive, you may have faintly realized that I am deeply in love with you.
16:37I swear to the gods of heaven and earth, that's our man, Asau Kondo, I promise you that I will absolutely make you happy.
16:45Please acknowledge this, and accept my feelings of love.
16:49Wow, how oddly refreshing.
16:52He stole my sister's recorder.
16:55He rubbed his cheek on my sister's chair.
16:57He stole my sister's gym clothes.
17:00He even tried to put them on.
17:03It almost makes you forget about all his crimes.
17:07Oh, I'm sorry.
17:09But I wasn't listening, so could you say it again?
17:11Agondo?
17:19PRESIDENT!!!
17:22A-A-A-AH!
17:23Alright, it's time for the farewell presents!
17:26No, we can't carry on after this!
17:28This is my ultimate parting gift to you, S hooks from the household goods store.
17:32It's a super good deal, it's a set of 30!
17:35I don't need 30 of them!
17:36Then how about this present?
17:38There's a nose hook. It's a super good deal. A set of 30.
17:41I don't even need one! You guys are way too into hooks!
17:44What would you possibly do without your signboard?
17:47Everyone, calm down! Calm down, wait!
17:50If you're just going to complain, then you should just give me a parting gifting instead!
17:53No, why me?
17:54Changing school!
17:55Changing school!
17:56Hey, don't you come out!
17:57Or rather...
17:58Hey, hold on!
18:01Cut it out, out-wrecked!
18:03Munkase! Munkase! Munkase!
18:06Oh, I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to shout like that.
18:12I'm really grateful to everyone for all of this.
18:16I didn't think there would be a farewell party for me at all.
18:19But then you held one like this, and yet I'm just shouting like I'm about to burst a blood vessel.
18:25Sorry, that was my bad.
18:28I certainly think Cobra's MC Hammer is very outdated.
18:31That's not even what I'm angry about!
18:33But, you know, Shinpachi?
18:35Shinpachi, we all just wanted to hear them.
18:38Your usual sharp comments.
18:40What?
18:43All of your sharp and merciless comments to both cliche and absurd jokes.
18:49This is the last day we'll be able to hear them.
18:52Mr. Genpachi.
18:54Today, Shinpachi's comments were the very best ever!
18:57Oh, Kagura.
18:57Your comments about my rap are pretty sharp, too.
19:01It was amazing when you shouted at me,
19:03Why the hell is it reversed?
19:05I don't remember saying that at all.
19:07I didn't get a chance to joke around very much.
19:09When I was about to start, you ended up losing your temper.
19:12Okita, I'm very sorry.
19:14That was very good.
19:15It was so great!
19:17Nice comment, huh?
19:18You guys...
19:19Shinpachi.
19:21I'm really glad I got to hear a lot of your comments right at the very end.
19:25Wow, Kondo.
19:27And as for you, Otayi,
19:28my feelings might have never reached you or touched your heart in the end.
19:33But I have no regrets.
19:35Take care of yourself at your new school.
19:37I'm so sorry.
19:38Um, who are you again?
19:39You're worthless, sis.
19:40Don't you even have half a teaspoon of kindness?
19:42Yes!
19:43That was the comment!
19:45Thank you very much, Kondo.
19:47Seriously, I don't know what to say.
19:48You guys are flattering me.
19:51And you finally smiled.
19:52Oh.
19:53And with that, I can send you guys off with peace of mind.
19:57Shinpachi.
19:58And you as well, Otayi.
20:02You take care.
20:04Mom.
20:04Man, to be honest,
20:07it hurts that we won't get to hear your witty comments in this class anymore.
20:10It hurts, but can't be helped.
20:12We'll try our best to get by without you.
20:15We're gonna make the very best effort.
20:17Anyway, how should I put this?
20:20Thanks for everything.
20:23And take this.
20:25It's from everyone.
20:27Is this...
20:28I'm gonna text you!
20:29So don't you forget about us!
20:31You'd better give me a farewell gift quickly.
20:33Stay well, you two.
20:34If you find a good part-time job, introduce me.
20:37Both of you should take care.
20:40I don't want to go!
20:43I don't!
20:44I don't want to part with everybody!
20:47Oh, no, Shin!
20:49I don't!
20:50I don't want to leave!
20:53Then transfer to a new school!
20:57So about that, I have something to say.
21:00Cafeteria?
21:01Oh, Auntie!
21:02Oh, Auntie?
21:04Yes!
21:05Our grandfather's cousin's nephew's third remarriage partner's boss's drinking buddy's cousin's
21:10auntie.
21:11What?
21:11We were planning to move away from here to this lady's place?
21:14Uh, I'm so sorry.
21:16But could you just pretend that conversation never happened?
21:19Uh...
21:19Actually, the thing is, I have a boyfriend who works as a mover.
21:24Thanks to what you said to me earlier, I finally decided to go ahead and marry him.
21:29Uh...
21:30Oh, is that so?
21:31Yes!
21:32I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin!
21:35Thank you so much.
21:37Because of you, I gained so much confidence.
21:40Thank you so much for pushing me!
21:42I...
21:43I don't understand.
21:44The lady who's everybody's mom has just become this lucky man's wife!
21:49Oh, congratulations, Auntie!
21:50Thanks so much, my dear!
21:52So now, there will be no transfer of schools.
21:55See ya!
21:55I...
21:57What the hell?!
21:59Oh!
22:12Oh!
22:14Chime no oto hibiku llouka
22:19Tobira no sakig te mitske ta
22:23真剣な顔で汗拭ってた姿に
22:31目が離れない
22:35不甲斐ない僕には君以外いないよって
22:41夢中で追いかけていたんだ
22:48カメラつく始まりの合図が鳴る
22:53いつまでもこのまま 夢を見させて
22:58いつの日にか 大人になる前にさ
23:04この日が絶対のピンゴー 愛されちゃった
23:10だから息を切らして 抱える胸焦がして
23:15走れ赤崎へ 僕らならそこまでも
23:25僕らならそこまでも
23:29危ないよー
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