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00:00Before seeking help for yourself, help others.
00:06I have not a single regret in my life!
00:09Hey, that's not even your own quote!
00:19All right. From here on out, you have free time.
00:22If you run into any problems, be sure to come to me.
00:25Yes, sir.
00:27But before that, there's an important announcement from the Discipline Committee.
00:33Take out your school trip itinerary.
00:38This contains the guidelines you should keep in mind during the trip.
00:42We'll recite them one more time before you're all dismissed.
00:46Rules for the school trip!
00:48Number one!
00:49Those who cause trouble for the teachers must commit harakiri.
00:53Hey, guys, wait a minute!
00:55Why did you dismiss them?
00:57You took too long.
00:58But how can you say that?
00:59If they cause a scandal or get into trouble while they're on their own,
01:02well, how do you plan to take responsibility?
01:04Taking responsibility?
01:05Shouting in a place like this is so embarrassing.
01:08Even elementary school students don't do that.
01:10He has no sense of decorum.
01:11What a troublesome guy here.
01:13You all should stop blabbering!
01:14I don't know about rules or whatever, but they don't mean anything.
01:17What?
01:18There's no way anyone's reading all these rules and guidelines.
01:22You want us to repeat them?
01:24Are you stupid?
01:26What did you say?
01:29Who is that student saying whatever she wants?
01:32Her name is Hanukkah.
01:33She's a transfer student who recently transferred to senior class Z.
01:37Talking back to the mighty vice president of the committee means she certainly has guts.
01:41Hey, why the hell are you wearing a light blue kimono?
01:44When you think of Kyoto, you think Shinsengumi.
01:47You don't know?
01:48The Shinsengumi were active in Kyoto around the end of the Edo period.
01:52Yeah, I know, but of all things, why are you guys wearing that?
01:57It really suits you, Kondo.
02:00Yeah, I wonder why that is.
02:03It feels as though I've worn this before.
02:06We're just high schoolers!
02:08You're making things too complicated!
02:09Just stop bringing up the Shinsengumi, it makes no sense!
02:12It seems there's a temple nearby where the Shinsengumi of the past used to train.
02:16Oh, that seems very interesting.
02:18Wanna go check it out?
02:19And I heard there's a statue of the Shinsengumi chief at the shrine.
02:23Is there really?
02:24It wouldn't happen to look just like me, would it?
02:26This is gonna be a very long trip.
02:31Mr. Ginpachi's...
02:34Zany class starts!
02:49Zany!
02:51OUT...
03:08Oh
03:38Oh
04:08Oh
04:28Yippee! We're going on a school trip! This is so exciting!
04:32Ouch!
04:34Those who cause trouble in the hotel must commit harakiri!
04:38That is so cute!
04:40It's only sold in Kyoto!
04:52Those who sneak out of the hotel must commit harakiri!
04:56Take him away!
04:58No, please don't! I was just trying to patrol the streets tonight!
05:00You don't understand!
05:02Yeah, patrolling for what?
05:04It was a good idea to keep watch at the entrance, huh?
05:06Geez, no matter how many of these there are, it's never enough!
05:09Hey, um, what kind of sticker is that?
05:12Isn't it obvious? Harakiri stickers!
05:14Harakiri... stickers?
05:17Those who violate the school trip rules get one.
05:20They say committing harakiri for breaking one rule is too harsh.
05:24So we compromise that if you collect tent stickers, then you must commit harakiri.
05:28So then it's like a point card system, right?
05:30A school trip is a sort of escape from the ordinary.
05:35That's why emotions tend to run high and people let their guards down.
05:39That's when you're most likely to get in serious trouble.
05:43That's the reason why the discipline committee must keep close watch in order to prevent any accidents well before they occur.
05:50I understand.
05:52There might be guys who think of us as bothersome.
05:55But being a first class discipline committee member means making tough decisions during emergencies.
06:01Hmm.
06:02Die!
06:03Oh, Ijikado.
06:06Ah, that's totally alright, Ijikado.
06:11Being hit in the face doesn't actually count.
06:14I see.
06:16What the hell are you guys doing?
06:19It's the pillow throwing fest.
06:20Just say it's a pillow fight!
06:22Yamazaki, what are you doing?
06:24You get three lives.
06:26The rule is that it's over if you get hit three times.
06:28I didn't ask you about any rules.
06:30But rules are important.
06:31Hmm?
06:32If you break the rules that should be followed in society, you will fall into depravity sinking into a bottomless darkness.
06:38Then what rule did you break?
06:40And don't make this closet your habitat!
06:42Got you!
06:43Ha!
06:44Now you only have two lives left!
06:45Ooh!
06:46The president of the discipline committee shouldn't participate in the fest!
06:49Ooh!
06:50Well, now you only got two lives left, Tjikado.
06:53Oh yeah?
06:54Then how would you feel about me taking out all three?
06:56Of your lives at one!
06:59Ha ha ha ha!
07:00Yes, let's go!
07:01Yes, let's go!
07:02Yeah, you guys are so damn noisy!
07:07I want to focus on my TV show for healthy adults!
07:10Mr. Kenpachi, but these guys were...
07:14Hey!
07:15Why are you guys pretending to be asleep?
07:18Wasn't just you making all that noise in here?
07:20Everyone else is sleeping, so just be quiet.
07:23I'll get you for this!
07:25Did you say something?
07:26Nothing!
07:27I said nothing!
07:28You bastards!
07:30What the hell?
07:31Why are they so full of energy tonight?
07:33Huh, this feels so good!
07:34Yeah, stretching my legs feels really good!
07:37What's wrong, Cube A?
07:38Why are you shrinking down in a corner like that?
07:39Oh, nothing!
07:40Come over here!
07:41Take some bath together...
07:42Oh!
07:43It's no use!
07:44in a corner like that oh nothing come over here it's no use i can't see anything there's no hole
07:55that peeked through anywhere same problem here damn this is a once in a lifetime chance you listen
08:00here i only came with you because you said you'd give me money but why are we wearing beetle costumes
08:05shut up it's so that if we get caught out here we can play it off like what's the matter i'm
08:09a beetle what about it but this is impossible uh well in that case we have no choice i thought you
08:17two would come huh i will never allow peeping what you're the one who's peeping up in that tree how
08:23rude why are you wearing a beetle costume too because i am my young master's guardian i was
08:29hiding up here in order to ambush and eliminate peeping perverts like you you're a liar then what
08:34are those monoculars for you came up here to peep didn't you that's they say beetles of effect
08:39you mean birds of effect
08:41master i amatojo swear that i shall protect your chastity from perverts like these with my very
08:47life god damn it yeah stop let's go let me go hey stop it stop it stop it stop it
08:52stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it i'm going to put my master
08:55a place of my dear otai's piercing body who about i sent you off to paradise
09:09ask not for whom the bell tolls it tolls for three
09:23so sorry to keep you waiting where's condo taking a dump seems like a big one he's really
09:41groaning i don't need a detailed explanation
09:46oh guys i'm so tired shall we rest somewhere for a little bit yes please because i'm feeling hungry
09:54everyone thank you so much i just transferred so i don't know my classmates very well yet
10:01and to be honest i was worried thank you so much for letting me hang out with you guys on this trip
10:07that's all right but why so formal it's fine don't worry about it we should be thanking you
10:12because you showed us around and it really helped us out a lot
10:17i've been coming to kyoto since i was a little girl it's like my backyard oh yeah there's a delicious
10:23mochi shop that's nearby they call it grilled mochi oh i'm very sorry oh wow that hurt oh i hit my back
10:34i think i might have broken a bone when i fell what are you even doing in a place like this oh if it
10:40isn't hanako it's been quite a while huh just perfect i have something to talk to you about do you have a
10:47moment tell me what the hell do you want you guys what on earth is hanako oh it's all right it's fine
10:54i know them so it's okay sorry but i need to go let's meet up at the hotel later uh but shall we go
11:02hanako
11:05exists is hanako gonna be okay sorry sorry it was so huge it took a little while i really wanted to show
11:13it to you guys too i wonder if something happened huh what's wrong sorry kondo but i've got to step
11:19away for a moment hey kichikana but the restroom isn't that way she's late i'm getting worried
11:34hanako huh are you okay we were getting worried sorry i just had to go but there's nothing to worry about
11:42oh i didn't make it back here in time for dinner oh no i'm really starving is there anything i can buy
11:49at the shop who were those people that you left with it wasn't a coincidence they were waiting to
11:57ambush you weren't they no it's nothing like that well then what happened you can tell us hanako it has
12:04nothing to do with you mind your own business that's enough of the lying hanako
12:08stop it that's enough you can tell us what's been on your mind be honest with us okay
12:14what's with all the racket over here huh hijikata i'm on night patrol what are you guys doing
12:24uh well we were just oh it was nothing at all are you talking about that group of thugs huh
12:30i saw you leave with them earlier today i'm sorry but i followed after you oh so you'd better
12:38explain things to us it is the duty of the discipline committee to protect the safety of all classmates
12:47before coming here i often hung out with a group of delinquents the leader of the group was really
12:55into me i guess you could say at first spending time with them was a lot of fun
13:01but then i didn't know they were such dangerous guys that's why i decided to ask my parents to
13:10let me transfer to a different school if i lived far away i could cut ties with them or so i thought
13:18so that's why you recently transferred to kentama high school so then that guy knew you
13:23were coming here on a school trip but why was he waiting to ambush you because well the thing is
13:29i owe that guy money money well the truth is three days before i moved i left him a parting gift
13:37i left dog poop in front of his house now he says he's been unable to sleep from the stress of being
13:42afraid to step on that boat is that so and it's not only that there's more i left dog poop there again
13:4810 days ago and it's not just that i kept leaving poop there again and again damn it how much do you
13:55love leaving dog poop he says that he's been suffering from a lot of distress and he's demanding
14:00compensation there's no way i can possibly pay him a grand in compensation a grand that's way too much
14:07compensation for poop did you talk to the teacher no it's no use that guy's impossible tonight be sure to
14:13bring a thousand bucks down to the very last penny if you don't bring the money who knows what sort of
14:21thing might happen to your classmates do you understand let's beat them up there's no need to
14:28pay money to a scum like that hey just calm down i heard everything where the hell have you been
14:35eavesdropping from taking down a cowardly gang of delinquents sounds like a great idea isao kondo will
14:41gladly lend a hand in this it wasn't just kondo who was listening in on it all huh we will proudly help out
14:50two let's go you guys let's do this ichikana there's just one small problem we have to follow
15:00these ironclad rules and guidelines rules and guidelines for the school trip number four
15:06those who fight with students from other schools must commit harakiri
15:11i didn't expect you to actually read that harakiri basically means an expulsion right
15:17huh so if we get caught we get expelled from school that is correct no i just can't do it
15:24i can't drag everyone else into something this dangerous
15:32but what exactly are you guys so afraid of mr kenpachi when you give up that's when the game is over
15:39you're not gonna stop us what's that did you want me to stop you because if that's the case i could
15:53but remember i told you if you run into any problems to be sure to come to me
15:59i'll make sure to cover for you so go on and take care of this
16:04i want to focus on my tv shows for healthy adults
16:10i brought up the rules not because i want to stop you guys
16:13but so that you can prepare yourself huh because i have an idea it's a way to take them down without
16:20breaking any of the damn rules are you in or out uh but what what kind of loophole can you possibly be
16:28thinking of you don't need to work hijikata is the brain of the discipline committee if hijikata says
16:35he can do it it'll definitely work when it comes to scheming there's no one who cannot do hijikata
16:41hey i don't want to hear a schemer like you say that you've said it
16:45what's the plan please lend me your strength and we will be victorious then it's decided
16:59he's not my boyfriend or anything like that and even if i
17:29did have a boyfriend i wouldn't have any obligation to tell you about it still a woman
17:33who can't keep her mouth shut aren't you well fine then it's time to hand over the money that you
17:39promised me but i don't i don't have the money huh what did you say and i don't intend to pay you
17:52so i came here to tell you that hey did you hear that
17:58i don't think you can mess around with us anymore we're stepping out on compensation
18:03what kind of parents raised you compensation my ass you should quit stalking her already
18:10as a member of the discipline committee i'm warning you just leave her alone
18:15making ruthless decisions is what makes a top class discipline committee member
18:22and if you don't comply with the rules you are truly going to regret it
18:26where exactly did you learn that huh that was seriously a cool line
18:32now i guess i'll just have to teach you a little lesson
18:43that is quite enough
18:46i am otai and i'm a maiko maiko a geisha in training my name's kube
18:54i am kagarina and it is a pleasure to meet you who the hell are you three disguised as maikos not bad
19:10make sure to come disguised so that your identity won't be discovered
19:14i understand leave it to me leaving it to kondo turned out to be the right call
19:19hello i'm kamina kondo you can't pull off being a maiko i'm sandistic and i'm patty i'm dorothy
19:26i'm bad mindy hey your disguises are all terrible what is this oh i have no idea this is kyoto not nara
19:36i'm a masochist their disguises improved but what happened to the maiko theme only thing they share
19:42is the letter m and why are you disguised as a beetle because i'm beautiful no just beetle it
19:48katsura it's not even a disguise anymore are you an idiot i'm not stupid i'm maiko no you're an
19:56idiot he just murdered maiko and michael what the what is this seriously ugly maikos hey gorilla
20:05sis he said you're seriously ugly oh how rude they are
20:13hanako tell us are you all right now that we're here you have nothing to worry about
20:18i will never forgive anyone who tries to extort money from a girl
20:22all of us are standing behind you and we have your back
20:26you guys got some guts what can a bunch of my goes do
20:29go get them let them have it
20:32let's get those guts
20:42well i guess that's about it
20:47i have something i want to ask you you can't sleep because you're afraid of dog poop
20:52tell me is that true
20:53i i i i i lied
20:56then there's no reason to mess with her anymore am i right
21:00that's right i promise i won't well that's real good to hear
21:04but if you ever break that promise you just made to me
21:07you'll be up against a gang of maikos understand
21:11and we will all look forward to it
21:13you'll be up against a gang of maikos
21:17you'll be up against a gang of maikos
21:22well then let's all head back guys
21:34yeah we have to get up early tomorrow
21:36school trip is almost over huh
21:38i regret that we haven't settled that pillow fight properly though
21:42all right let's get back and settle the fight
21:44no kondo we can't do that now
21:48just as i expected from the brains of the discipline committee
21:52i'm impressed but leave the rest to me
21:56thanks so much
22:00and to think i'd be thanked by him well anyway
22:04and as for this i'll be sure to send this to the chairperson
22:34thanks so much
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