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00:00Oh, Dad.
00:02Ben Tilsley.
00:04No way.
00:05Ben Tilsley.
00:06No way.
00:07Get in!
00:08How could I forget the name of the first boy?
00:11Lucky enough to kiss my little girl.
00:14Good old Ben Tilsley.
00:20What the hell?
00:22Amy, that's strong stuff, Dad, innit?
00:24It's making me eyes go all blurry.
00:28Yours?
00:29A bit.
00:30Yeah.
00:31But it says online it helps.
00:33Have you been using your cane?
00:35Yeah.
00:36Yeah, it's been really helping me out, that love.
00:38Nice one.
00:39Really?
00:40Yeah.
00:41Yeah, look.
00:47When I want to roll a spliff, I don't have to get up now.
00:50Think you're funny, do you?
00:52I do, yeah.
00:54Seriously, though, you need to get back to school today.
00:57You've been off for two weeks, OK?
00:59I don't need your ear looking after me.
01:00I'm fine.
01:01Right.
01:02I'm going for a number two.
01:04Argh!
01:05What?
01:06What?
01:07Are you OK?
01:08No!
01:09Oh!
01:10Fuck off!
01:11I'm sorry, love.
01:12His head.
01:13Look at his hair.
01:14Look at the way his chin kind of points upwards.
01:18Look at the way he desperately wants to hire a gardener.
01:22Look at the way his face is telling me he owns a painting of his great-great-grandad.
01:29I'm only messing, lads.
01:30You seem all right for a posh boy.
01:31You seem all right for Rhys's cousin.
01:32I thought you were going to turn up with six Primark bags and three kids.
01:33My missus doesn't let me see the kids since I got caught Robin from Primark.
01:37Oh!
01:38Lad!
01:39She'll have said that.
01:40I'm having you on your dear me.
01:41No!
01:42You've got to go and do it.
01:43You don't worry, sis.
01:44He's going to be fine here with me for the week, yeah.
01:46I'll make sure he's got a few hands on me, isn't it?
01:48He will.
01:49There are no signs on me and coincides on me, he will.
01:50And now I'm going to have trouble with the item.
01:51Yeah!
01:52He wants my info on me and I'm waiting for the show because my mother is popping up again on
01:53me, like, if you want and Dieses.
01:54I didn't want to borrow theanga with Marconic's computer data Nicky.
01:56I wasn't, I was interested in telling him away with this cos it isn't going?
01:58I know I've been paying for 1000 words for a kid when I'm getting
02:01He had to go in there, lads.
02:03Yeah, don't worry, sis.
02:05He's going to be fine here with me for the week, yeah.
02:08I'll make sure he stays out of trouble.
02:10Exactly. Best to get him away from those bad,
02:13unfluen, scumbag, thieving, feral,
02:16awful, dirty mates of his, yeah.
02:19There you go.
02:20Now, we all know he wouldn't have stolen it if it wasn't for them.
02:23Get on this, lads.
02:25When I was on my own before I took these,
02:27I was coming back from the shop and there was a delivery van.
02:30The fella took a parcel into the house.
02:32I jumped into the back and nabbed them.
02:34You can always tell which ones are the new iPhones
02:36because they come in a box that's rectangle, like an iPhone.
02:40You're lucky day, lads.
02:42Stand to me.
02:44Oh, I haven't got one for you, mate,
02:46but you've probably got one already, haven't you?
02:48I actually don't, cos I employ your ma to text for me.
02:53Hey, is that my jacket?
02:55I didn't bring a jacket. What, you want me to freeze me tits off?
02:58Don't worry.
02:59I won't say a word to me mum.
03:00She knows how important your reputation is to your company, yeah?
03:03And Tyrese, yeah.
03:05No, you won't say a word, even though we can be a right blabbermouth.
03:08OK, honey. All right. Love you. Bye!
03:11Mum, are you sitting down cos you're not going to believe this?
03:18Our Tyrese has been caught shoplifting again.
03:21Yes, I know. Mum, it's shocking.
03:23He's on his final warning.
03:25Mm-hm.
03:26It's Steph's fault.
03:27She's completely lost control of him.
03:29She's lost the dressing room, Mum.
03:32Hey!
03:34One and you're through!
03:36For any newcomers, here's the rules!
03:38There are no rules!
03:40There are no rules!
03:44Ah! Ah!
03:46Where are they?
03:48Brexit means Brexit, Connor.
03:51Oh!
03:54It's making me eyes go all blurry.
03:56Are they yours?
03:57Are they yours?
03:58Oh!
03:59Eh, she is now.
04:00She's got no shoes.
04:01She's got no shoes.
04:02She's got no shoes.
04:03She's got no shoes.
04:04You're not a bum!
04:06Death Opus and them TikToks.
04:07I've seen off for, like, two weeks.
04:09Rat hair like that.
04:10Wrong girl.
04:11He's a show.
04:12Lying air.
04:13Had they just switched country, me.
04:14She said about my ma.
04:15I'd be more surprised about it.
04:17Sneak.
04:18Rat.
04:19Bangar, brother.
04:20Thus be screened in night, so stumbleest upon my counsel.
04:24By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am.
04:31Splendid, Grace, darling.
04:32You used so many techniques, all in one line.
04:35Although you forgot the technique where you bend over
04:38and stick your head up your own arse.
04:40Ah!
04:41Christopher, I love the choice you made to play Romeo
04:44like a gormless prick.
04:46That's right, our backbitches, the Juliet O.G.
04:49The big dog's back.
04:50I'm really glad you're back, Amy.
04:52It takes a lot of courage to return after what you did.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Off you pop, potty.
04:58Let me show you how Juliet's done.
05:00Go ahead, girl.
05:01Art thou not Romeo?
05:06A Montague?
05:07And the cowards who believeth that I would be as so horrible
05:10as the post of the TikTok video slide and got everyone in this school?
05:13That's not...
05:14Can we just do the scene?
05:15But it shall be true, so don't try of denying.
05:17Amy!
05:18Amy!
05:19Whilst you've been away, everyone's been working really hard.
05:22I need to know your head's in the right place.
05:25Er, that's discrimination, that, sir.
05:27She's clearly got some kinds of mental health issues.
05:30Do you not believe in mental health, sir?
05:32Love creating mental health stigma, do you, sir?
05:34Can't see it, sir.
05:35It doesn't exist, sir.
05:36Your dad always told you to man up,
05:37so you've suppressed your emotions all your life, sir.
05:39You want to lock her in an asylum like it's the 1950s
05:41instead of helping her, sir?
05:43No!
05:44Done a course.
05:45Oh, you'd have to do a course?
05:47Because of your 1950s attitude, sir!
05:50Look, just, just try to get better quickly, please.
05:58But also, in your own time,
06:00your recovery is the most important thing, so...
06:02Hmm.
06:04But also, it is opening night on Wednesday, so...
06:11Ey!
06:12Are you actually all right, though, Gail?
06:13I'm fine.
06:16Oh!
06:17Where is it?
06:18Your self-respect?
06:19It's long gone, that, lad.
06:20My mum's wedding ring!
06:21I still find it mad that she was from Liverpool
06:23but managed to produce such a floppy, posh meth.
06:25Nobody else has been in my room!
06:27I know you're frustrated, lad,
06:28but you might get a beard in there one day.
06:29You were the only person that knew where I kept it!
06:31Maybe Pat knew.
06:33Don't knew layout.
06:35She's desperate for cash.
06:36She offered herself sexually to me.
06:38We couldn't agree on her price, though, cos...
06:40You see, I wanted a kiss on her lips,
06:42but she was worried such a degree of intimacy
06:44might turn us into a relationship.
06:46That's not funny!
06:47You know how much that ring means to me!
06:49Oh, my God!
06:50Is that what you think of me?
06:51What do you want me to think of you when you do this?
06:53I stuck my neck on the line for you!
06:55Do you think anyone would have been mates
06:56with such a posh prick without me?
06:57Oh, thank you so much, Rhys!
06:59Oh, here, take my watch too!
07:00As long as we can still be mates!
07:02I know I can never be mates with someone like you!
07:03It was never gonna work, lad!
07:05Like Vardies and Roonies, Scoutsers and Manx,
07:08normal lads and posh helmets like you!
07:11Just like you!
07:16Get on the other side of the road, you muppet!
07:30I'm a bell-end.
07:32Don't you mean I'm a complete bell-end?
07:36Amy.
07:37Morris.
07:39What will she do?
07:41Worry about what the dickheads think of her.
07:44Or show them the amazing actress she really is.
07:47Will there be dirty looks from those watching?
07:50Probably.
07:52Or will she give a stunning performance?
07:55Definitely.
07:57Oh, Ives, I always know when you're not alright.
08:01We know the truth, so who cares what everyone else thinks?
08:05Don't hide.
08:06Just do this for you.
08:08Or option two.
08:09I'll just make a TikTok video slugging everyone off
08:11and I will destroy lives.
08:13Takes the heat off you, innit?
08:15I think I'll stick with option one.
08:17Okay.
08:18But option two is always there if you do change your mind, girl.
08:23I'm passing the phone to the boy who's the face of the Stop the Boats campaign.
08:26I'm passing the phone to the lad who's so posh
08:28he thinks he has to apologise for British colonisation.
08:31I am so sorry for my ancestor's behaviour.
08:34I'm passing the phone to the lad who, unlike me,
08:37can't tell the difference between a dessert spoon or a teaspoon.
08:40I'm passing the phone to the lad who, when he was 12,
08:44got caught by his anti-wank into Jasmine off Aladdin.
08:46A whole new world!
08:49A new fantastic point of view!
08:53Nah, Ty, he's just got us doing the pass the phone challenge.
08:55Oh, Sam, let's go again.
08:56Are we finished with that now, lad?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:00I've got to go for me tea anyway, lad.
09:01You are sick!
09:02Yeah!
09:03I've got to go for me tea anyway, lad.
09:04You are sick!
09:05Yeah!
09:06I've got to go for me tea, lad.
09:07Come on, Ted!
09:08I've got to go for you, lad.
09:09Five minutes.
09:10Oh, nice one, lad.
09:11I've got to go for me tea, lad.
09:12Yeah.
09:13They knew webs, lad?
09:14Yeah, I treated myself.
09:15I've endured a very stressful time recently.
09:16Haven't you just been on a skiing trip?
09:17Two-hour delay on the way back, lad.
09:18Is that a new jacket?
09:19What, do you like it?
09:20It's like yours, but a better version.
09:21You took his ring, didn't you?
09:22What did you do?
09:23Porn it?
09:24It was worth 500 quid buzzing.
09:25Lad, it was his mum's ring.
09:26She didn't do it.
09:27He didn't do it.
09:28He didn't do it.
09:29He didn't do it.
09:30He didn't do it.
09:31He didn't do it.
09:32He didn't do it.
09:33He didn't do it.
09:34He didn't do it.
09:35He didn't do it.
09:36He didn't do it.
09:37He didn't do it.
09:38He didn't do it.
09:44He died.
09:45Well, that's bang on that, isn't it?
09:46But a ring's not going to bring her back.
09:48Didn't you used to wear granddad's ring when he died?
09:50Yeah, I used to.
09:51I sold it for 50 quid.
09:53Acceptance, mate.
09:54One of the stages of grief.
09:55Well, lad, he thinks it was me, so we're taking your stuff back.
09:58Nah, do we fuck.
09:59I'm well within me rights to have all this stuff.
10:01He probably gets new clobber every week.
10:02He's not as rich as you think he is.
10:04Why do you think he's here?
10:05Yeah, well, he defo thinks he's better than us.
10:07No, he doesn't.
10:08Are you two bezies or something?
10:10Oh, I thought I seen you two giving each other the eyes.
10:13The pre-bom eyes.
10:14Are you mad?
10:15You're on a caution.
10:16Oh, do you reckon he's going to make you wear a condom tonight now, lad?
10:19Lad, I'm being serious.
10:20Look, are we just going to sit back and let the rich get richer?
10:23Oui?
10:24Isn't your man some marketing manager?
10:26Deputy marketing manager.
10:27And what are you bringing that up for?
10:29You know she was in bits when she didn't get it.
10:31How much is left?
10:32About 250.
10:34But I was planning a little a la carte dining session of Bella Italia.
10:39On me if you want, lad.
10:40Nah, you're giving it to me.
10:42Because then I've got to find another 250 quid to buy it back for him.
10:46Yeah, you probably need a bit more on top of that.
10:48Like, it's how the pawn shop makes their money.
10:51Yeah, I know, lad.
10:53Hey, Mum.
10:54Jesus, Wes.
10:55Any chance I could borrow 300 quid?
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Hang on a minute.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Sorry.
11:00Yeah.
11:01What the fuck do you want 300 quid for?
11:18Six form is only dickhead.
11:20I've got the banya.
11:22That's what I'm offering you.
11:23A first look deal.
11:24I'm coming round for me Mars T's for two months.
11:26No Mo or Ted.
11:27It's an enticing offer.
11:29Erm, I accidentally broke Ted's laptop.
11:33And he said I need to buy him a new one.
11:35Ted, boo.
11:36Come here.
11:41300 quid.
11:42I'm going to need a nude.
11:43You what?
11:44Yeah.
11:45Me?
11:46Listen, you.
11:47Accidents happen.
11:48Like I could accidentally bury your head in this Bolognese sauce.
11:51Mom?
11:52Do you feel me?
11:53Yeah.
11:56Bye, yo.
11:59Fuck off, man.
12:00Hey, Tima.
12:01Any need?
12:02What's that?
12:03Fix it.
12:04How am I going to get a nude off my own?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Problem is.
12:08Good day.
12:09Oh, you're going to be amazing tonight, girl.
12:18Are you sure it's going to be okay?
12:19Trust me, you're going to absolutely smash it cos you're me little Janet Jackson.
12:24Glenda Jackson.
12:25Oh, anyways, I better finish my make-up.
12:26But I'll see you soon and don't worry, girl.
12:27Thanks, girl.
12:28I'll see you later.
12:29Dad, I'm going now.
12:30Dad, I'm going now.
12:31I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I won't always be, I, I, I can't always be, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can't always be, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
13:01Take it.
13:11Where is she?
13:12See, she's coming. Chill your boots.
13:15I'm sorry, but the person you called is not available.
13:19Is she sitting off at a pub? Is she having a laugh?
13:21Oh, it's not surprising.
13:24Poor girl's got issues.
13:26Let's just hope she doesn't turn into a drunkard.
13:31Hey, did you just say that?
13:34The gimp who hacked Amy's TikTok called Lucy Gill, a drunkard in the video.
13:38So?
13:39Well, not many people in this school would use that word, love.
13:41They just say, per se, dearly.
13:44Hey, Grace.
13:47Do you know what? Looks like you're right, girl.
13:49Ames has got issues and she's let us down.
13:51Mr Dunsest, would you stand in and be our Julia?
13:54Oh, my God, I will. For all of us.
13:58Nice one. Hey, do you want me to take a figure, yeah?
14:00Or our new Julia?
14:03Hey!
14:04Excuse me, what are you doing?
14:07Give me my phone back.
14:09Excuse me?
14:10This is illegal, you know.
14:11I'll have to give yourself to school.
14:12Her mom's dad is in prison and her mum is a drunkard crackhead.
14:15But the most tragic thing about her is...
14:17Watch what happens!
14:19Hey!
14:20It was you.
14:21It was on your phone, you little scruff.
14:23She's completely just made that up!
14:25Another one lost the part!
14:28You're coming to get her posh felons?
14:30I mean, I don't get it, but for some reason she likes you.
14:32I think I'm the last person she wants to see.
14:34I mean, you are right, love.
14:35But she's only upset with you because she likes you.
14:38But, like, I really, really do knock out what she sees in you.
14:44Thanks.
14:49He's back!
14:51Bloody hell!
14:52Don't see you for ages and you come back looking like Death Door Elvis!
14:55Oh, listen, I'm sorry, everyone.
14:59I'm sorry I haven't been doing me regular sloth for a while.
15:02It's just, well, I had a bit of bad news, to be honest with you.
15:06I was, erm, diagnosed with primary progressive MS.
15:10It's alright, we had a Johnny Cash tribute act in here.
15:12Amazing.
15:13It's like being in the room with him.
15:15And your actor's getting quite a bit boring, mate.
15:18Quite a bit boring, Barbara!
15:19Well, no-one forces you to come, love!
15:21Oh, do you know what?
15:25One of you said to me there in the toilet,
15:27I thought you were dead, lad.
15:29I'll be honest with you.
15:31Sometimes it's felt like that.
15:33I'm so sorry, lad.
15:35But see that beauty there?
15:37That's our Amy.
15:38She's been the strong one through all this.
15:41Not me.
15:43She sorted me some weed, which, you know,
15:45really helps with the pain.
15:46And she, er, she even made me this walking cane.
15:50But I refused to use it because then it's like all this is real.
15:55I wanna be the man of the house and take care of her.
15:59But now I've got these fears that me body's gonna let me down.
16:07And I don't wanna let you down, love.
16:09Right.
16:14Give me that.
16:15I also got him the weed to make him sleepy.
16:17Because when he's awake, he does me head in.
16:21Is there any need for you?
16:23I've just been pouring me bloody heart out here.
16:25So?
16:26Have you got any idea what it's like to him, would you?
16:28Every time I try and help, he moans.
16:30Tell them all about that.
16:31That's because I don't want your help, love.
16:34And I don't want to be helping you off the bathroom floor at 4am
16:37because you fell.
16:39I wanna be helping my Louise into bed at 4am
16:41because she's pissed out of her face after a boss night with me.
16:45I don't want to be missing school because I'm walking around shops
16:48looking for fennel seeds because you can't shit.
16:52I wanna be in school, enjoying myself,
16:55but I help you because I love you.
16:59And this is our reality now.
17:01So we need to deal with it together the best that we can.
17:05I get it, love, I do, I get it.
17:07Look, can I have my hug now?
17:10No.
17:11Of course.
17:12You can start with listening to me about using this cane.
17:14Cain!
17:15Cain!
17:16Cain!
17:17Cain!
17:18Cain!
17:19Cain!
17:20Cain!
17:21Cain!
17:22Cain!
17:23Cain!
17:24Cain!
17:25All right!
17:26All right!
17:28OK!
17:29OK, I'll give it a call.
17:32It's not bad, that.
17:34Do you have Willy Wonka vibes, though?
17:37Willy Wonka vibes?
17:38what are you doing here your dad's got m&s m&s m&s is marks and spencer all right smart ass
18:00i'm sorry to hear about that way no love hey come on tell me all about it mine's a vodka and coke
18:06heads up all you may have ruined your chance to be juliet if they're looking to cast a scouse
18:13phorence nightingale you're their girl who's phorence nightingale she was his nurse who during
18:21i'm sorry we doubted you about the tiktok video we found out it was grace that hacked you
18:26suppose it makes sense it's just you were acting so strange why didn't you say something it's not
18:31exactly the best conversation starter is it hey my dad's got ms i have no idea how to handle it
18:37i don't know if there is a right way to handle it but you could try talking to me so i have to
18:42well it's good to share but you know the only reason why i get away with being romeo is because
18:48you're so good you make me feel like i'm in the moment it's too late plays started there'll be
18:55our place just promise me you'll do them i promise this one's for you bobby lord almighty
19:09i knew it was you what's wrong with you get out of here i've been looking for you you slippery
19:28shite
19:32what were you doing on monday you thieving toe rag monday we're doing anything on monday really
19:36because someone saw you scuttling back to our house like the rat you are what else have you
19:40stole nothing mommy was it me i swear to god then how come you're wearing the same jackass as
19:44the lads on the cctv footage what cctv the cctv footage i've just had the fucking joy of watching
19:50down the police station it's probably a coincidence i don't believe in coincidences lad but i do believe
19:58in thieving gobshites no mum you see that's that's that's what that's what reese
20:06that's me yeah yeah you look like that lad because you've just humiliated me and our little family
20:19you're unbelievable
20:25nice one proper grateful for that lad i don't know why i do it you know i don't want to hurt anyone i know
20:32but you need to stop it lad you're right you know lad hey look there's a thanks let me get you the
20:38dominoes for what money i've got me mass credit cards here to me google account you can't keep
20:43you put some chicken kickers on me a lot oh for fuck's sake mum yeah well good news travels fast
20:50don't it who told you steph yeah well she's not one to be gossiping is she i have not lost the dressing
21:00new mom
21:11this is going straight on tick tock
21:18from now on don't come past this line okay and keep your ball on your side
21:24vair decision a still kicks the ball like a two-year-old vair decision aim backstabbing fee
21:31not bad
21:40and
21:42and
21:44and
21:46and
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