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00:00So, so proud.
00:04She knew you were special.
00:08And this week, it's time to show the world, too.
00:16Oh, my God!
00:18Oh, my God!
00:19What the... What's that?
00:20Look at the state of this moment!
00:22Presenting Christopher Boniface Sixtus, the great fellas!
00:26I'm not going to lie, you look like you're off to buy some slaves, lad.
00:31Oh, oh, sir!
00:33Miss Shoe, sir!
00:35I qualify brain search, but Rishi say I need two jobs with the Rwanda.
00:40Please tell them this is my second job.
00:42Say, please!
00:47Come on!
00:48It's careers week, boys.
00:50This could be the first step to the job you're going to do for the rest of your lives.
00:53Kind of important, don't you think?
00:55Why?
00:56Why?
00:57Because your job gives you your purpose.
00:58It's a part of your identity.
01:00Lads, we're not like you.
01:01We don't think your job defines you.
01:03There's Mackie's Mike!
01:05Oi!
01:06Mike!
01:07Do us some big Mack, you sweaty gherkin!
01:09Ha-ha-ha!
01:10He sharks gherkins!
01:13He sharks gherkins!
01:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17See you Friday, lad!
01:19Look, I don't need any Muppets telling me what to do with my life.
01:23I'm sorted.
01:24I'm starting a January apprenticeship.
01:26Soon as, lad.
01:27Yeah?
01:28Fill a bit.
01:29Think about it.
01:30How many doors are there in the world?
01:31Does always work?
01:32And you can work in every country because every country needs doors.
01:36Doesn't matter how many doors there are, you know, Rhys.
01:38You're never open when to find your dad.
01:40Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:41Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:50God, look at him.
01:52Has he got no shame?
01:53Hacks your TikTok and then just runs around laughing.
01:55God, is there any point in the school, like, even having a careers week
01:57when it's full of no-hop scruffs like him?
01:59scruffs like him imagine employers like actually looking at their cvs name lewis connolly achievements
02:08national record for most wanks in a day and most scraps in a day wow hobbies have my best
02:13mates tick tock e straightness army ideal straight now would defo be vladimir putin and saying i'm
02:20not racist lad but let me do one um yes ken name mo fassy achievements um i can put my good fellas
02:31peter in the oven all by myself without me marzo hobbies staying up till 3am watching some fella
02:37on youtube right for our chicken anyways girl get your ass here it's a big week for you what are you
02:44doing uh i'm just doing my nails i'll be dead in a bit all right love i'll see you soon
02:50dad i just need someone someone
03:04i swear i wasn't there is it fair to say mr duffy that you frequent that area most evenings yeah
03:10but i wasn't there that evening is it correct mr duffy that your previous conviction was for theft
03:15that was the biggest mistake in me life and i paid the price
03:17i don't even get to see me kids anymore oh i'm sorry reese i didn't mean to hit a raw nerve
03:28okay very clever that was an example of a cross-examination my name's lorna i'm a barrister
03:35and i think it's great you're all getting enthused about law as this week we'll be staging a mock trial
03:40and my chambers would like to offer a mini pupillage to the students that shows the most potential
03:45for a career in the legal profession what's the mini pupillage connor's nickname for his tiny
03:50cock it's a short work experience placement where you'll shadow myself and attend course hearns you
03:57should defo pick me miss because i am dead good at just looking at someone and knowing whether they're
04:02a pave you wouldn't even need to take it to trial i'll bear that in mind thank you maya louise turner
04:09thank you maya louise okay i have your answers here to the legal question we posed last week
04:15barry has been charged with manslaughter after an altercation with his friend terry ended with terry
04:21fallen and striking his head causing his death how would you advise barry well a lot of you gave general
04:26advice to barry when the question meant legal advice may change your name nobody's called barry
04:30anymore i heard it was a sex game gone wrong have you got terry's mrs number she's on the market and
04:37i heard she's a stunner but my two favorite answers were christopher who advised he should plead guilty to
04:44involuntary manslaughter for a reduced sentence and reese who took a more unorthodox approach and said
04:51buzzer should say he was sleepwalking i got the idea when connor stayed at my hand i punched him in the
04:56head in the middle of the night and said i was sleepwalking you believe me classic automatism
05:01very good reese automatism is indeed a valid legal defense so well done to christopher who will be
05:07the prosecuting barrister and reese who will defend this is the mock trial we'll be getting our teeth
05:16into hey miss are you messing who cares whether benjamin has his bike stolen he's about 30 and still
05:22wearing those shorts none's territory that mess yeah can't we do something more interestingly
05:27yeah we should trial lewis for hat and amy's tick-tock and post a video slagging off girls in the
05:32school so everyone thinks she posted it freya moore's dad is in prison and her mum is a drunkard crackhead
05:39but the most tragic thing about her is still that shocking unibrow and he's still denying it the rat
05:49this is clearly a passionate issue dear to all your hearts let's do it
05:53who is this is your father what's it
06:05wealth what does it do does wealth define dreams or do dreams define wealth this door won't open
06:17it's locked inequality within the acting profession glass ceiling
06:24don't you mean class ceiling
06:29yeah well i'm a bellend don't you mean i'm a complete bellend
06:40that was a little piece that i wrote about how access and success within the british acting profession
06:47is increasingly dominated by those from privileged class origins but i want to change that i want to
06:53show you how to unlock that door yeah i just want to say i loved your use of stage box emics it really
07:01helped emphasize the points of tension thank you very much what's your name grace in greek mythology it
07:07means charm beauty and fertility well you're obviously a very knowledgeable young lady grace thanks i go to an
07:14evening drama school and we cover a lot of the techniques there fantastic so who else like our
07:20grace here has the drive to become an actor me my dream is to become the first person from merseyside to
07:27win an oscar since glenda jackson in 1973
07:31hey why are you laughing hey it's called ambition yeah but you also need hard work to go along with
07:37that blind ambition so what do you do to really push yourself i do drama gcse well if you really
07:45want that oscar maybe you should be doing more like our grace here so the school has asked me to
07:51do an acting master class this week but i'm also casting for an indie film project about young working
07:58class kids growing up in liverpool but i thought you were a fancy film director no i'm a casting director
08:04so i choose the right actors for the films that sounds easy that you you're good be in there i want
08:11to cast the female lead locally so i'll be visiting a few schools over the next few weeks and i'll invite
08:17the best from each school to a casting day why don't you just be a real director instead uh it's not
08:24exactly as easy as all that so if you're interested auditions will be held wednesday afternoon let's get
08:30rehearsing what are you having a go at him for come on it was funny you do realize he's going to
08:35cast someone for an actual film it will kind of help if you like me all right well what's got into
08:40you and why did you say about putting lewis on trial what you mean i was trying to help you
08:45rehearsals are where the real hard work happens they'll either darken your performance or light it up
08:52good luck my learned friend my name's reese mate not leonard may the best man win
09:02may the man with the poshest voice when you mean oh come on you belong in the courtroom too putting
09:08in the doors lab you're obsessed you aren't you don't get so busy making a living that you forget
09:13to live your life yeah see you in court i'm going to cross-examine these bad boys
09:27that's the one that's the one that's it that's is it seriously reese
09:45are you messing lad it's got to be foul they're dickhead
09:50what's up so she was nice all the good yes nice all the good
09:54Oh, bam, bam, bam, bam b'lam, well, she's shaking that thing.
09:57Bam b'lam, boy, she makes me sing.
09:59Bam b'lam, wah, back fettig.
10:01Bam b'lam, wah, back fettig.
10:03Bam b'lam, wah, back fettig.
10:05Bam b'lam.
10:08Oh, good guy.
10:10Oh, good guy.
10:11Oh, hey.
10:16Good luck.
10:19Looks like you've got a bowl of koglnoedels in your head, lad.
10:22Just look professional. At least I'll make an effort.
10:25Order!
10:27No face, no case, no comments. None of these rats are ever going to stop them.
10:31Five wanks and Dana. I'll throw up no job back.
10:33He's the second one. He's the devil. What then? What? What?
10:37Tavi? Lewis!
10:39We go way back.
10:41She's the one that got me off when I was accused of smashing some fella's motorbike up.
10:45She is a superb barrister.
10:47That's very kind. Thank you.
10:49And I 100% did it as well, so she's very good, like.
10:51OK, Christopher, are you ready for your opening statements?
10:54Members of the jury, this case is simple.
10:57It is about an angry man who sought revenge.
10:59And when he remembered his ex-girlfriend doesn't use two-step authentication on her TikTok account,
11:04he saw his chance to strike.
11:07Miss Amy Morris is a kind, passionate, driven young woman.
11:12And hacking into her account and posting a defamatory video
11:16was a deliberate attempt to sabotage that reputation
11:19and paint her as a villain.
11:21But you will hear evidence during this case
11:23that proves the only villain here
11:26is Mr. Lewis Connolly.
11:28Nah, I'm no villain, me.
11:30Many yous reckon I'm guilty, yeah.
11:32I bring your ma's here to the court and shag them.
11:35And even if you say objection, I keep shagging them.
11:38Yay!
11:40Order!
11:41Order!
11:48Rhys, do you actually have an opening statement?
11:50Yes.
11:51Yes, I do.
11:53Members of the jury, would you please?
11:56Yes!
11:57Yes!
11:58Yes!
11:59Yes!
12:00Yes!
12:01Yes!
12:02Yes!
12:03Yes!
12:04Yes!
12:05Yes!
12:06Yes!
12:07Yes!
12:08Yes!
12:09Would you say Lewis was bitter about you breaking up with him?
12:12So bitter that he sought revenge?
12:14Daffo.
12:15You used to write me these weird love poems.
12:18For the papers to the court, Mr. Connolly,
12:20can you please read out the evidence as presented?
12:26A is for amazing tits.
12:29Vile.
12:30I is for interesting arse.
12:34And he wonders why I left him.
12:36M is for marvellous Fanny.
12:39E is for excited to eat you out.
12:44You're not me sick.
12:46E is for eating you out.
12:49Hang on!
12:50He stole that from a John Keats poem!
12:55Miss Morris, could you please look at this?
12:59Let's all do the reach man!
13:01Let's all do the reach man!
13:03Order in the court!
13:07Members of the jury, I hired an online sleuth
13:10to obtain the IP address of where the TikTok post originated.
13:13What the fuck's a sleuth?
13:14And this is the email I received which states that the IP address matches a computer in the school library!
13:21So?
13:22Who cares?
13:23OK, well, wait for this.
13:25We have an eyewitness statement that says they saw Mr. Connolly using that same computer on Friday at 12.29!
13:32What is he on about?
13:34Who cares?
13:35The TikTok post was made at 12.31!
13:38Who cares?
13:39Who cares?
13:40Who cares?
13:41Who cares?
13:42Who cares?
13:43Who cares?
13:44You finished.
13:45I mean...
13:46Who cares?
13:47Who cares?
13:48Who cares?
13:49Who cares?
13:50Who cares?
13:51Who cares?
13:52Who cares?
13:53Who cares?
13:54Who cares?
13:55Who cares?
13:56Who cares?
13:57Who cares?
13:58No.
13:59No.
14:00Why?
14:01I don't like that poem, yeah. I just wanted her to know it was hurting, because...
14:06It kills me that I love her and she doesn't feel the same about me.
14:09Please, if you get me off, no more dad jokes.
14:12OK, OK? Maybe down to, like, one a month.
14:15I'll make a conscious shift from quantity to quality.
14:19Swear down.
14:28Could someone get back to me and tell me why he's being moved?
14:30He's not going through another two weeks of hell.
14:33Someone, someone, someone!
14:40Get me the drugs!
14:42God, there's dickheads and his torches.
14:44Don't make me shoot my own brother!
14:53And that was completely improvised,
14:55because in acting, sometimes you have to think on your feet.
14:59Do you know what actually felt really real, sir?
15:02Like, me dad killed his brother just last week for drugs.
15:06And the street name for all drugs these days is just drugs.
15:09Saves all the confusion.
15:11Thank you!
15:13And I'm sorry for your loss.
15:15Let's do some improv situations.
15:17I'll set you in pairs.
15:18And you can use this torch as a creative prop to help inspire the scene.
15:24Welcome to the Socially In Just This podcast.
15:30This week we're discussing white privilege.
15:33My guest today is Maya Louise.
15:34Good afternoon.
15:35Eh, you're white privilege, Kayleigh.
15:37For saying good afternoon just because white people have generally had good afternoons.
15:41What about black people and slavery?
15:42They weren't good afternoons worthy.
15:45So, according to our records, you've been unemployed and on universal credit for two years since leaving school.
15:51How's that job search going?
15:53I'm sure there's something out there for me.
15:55Hmm.
15:56What is white privilege?
15:59How do we define it?
16:01Eh, is it a young white girl who thinks she's interested enough to have her own podcast and then constantly emails everyone about it?
16:07I found a cleaning job here at ASDA.
16:09Would you be interested?
16:11Not against cleaning, but I'd like to do something in the entertainment industry.
16:15Oh my God.
16:17The host of the podcast has just been arrested live on air for a violent racial hate crime on a woman who was also a refugee.
16:24Then she's burned the pride like that and she's even jumped down a tree!
16:29But sometimes we have to be a bit more realistic with our careers.
16:33You know, we can't waste our lives chasing an unrealistic dream with nothing to fall back on.
16:38For example, you try to make it as a singer, fail, and end up becoming a bad Elvis impersonator who can't support his family.
16:46Shut up, you stupid pouty bitch!
16:48Exceptional Grace. The conflict really helped imbue the scene with emotion.
16:57I'll see you guys tomorrow at 1pm sharp for the auditions.
17:00Thanks for calling me back.
17:03How's tomorrow?
17:04Tomorrow is great.
17:05What time?
17:061pm.
17:08Love?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Yeah, that's okay.
17:12Calling you a hit on Grace.
17:15My first was tough too, but sometimes it has to be done.
17:18Don't worry, you're gonna do great in the audition.
17:23And tomorrow this whole school's gonna know what Lewis did to you.
17:30Hello there. I'm so sorry. Can I cancel that hit?
17:34Yeah, this posh divvy's making me feel a lot better.
17:37Okay, thank you. Take care. Bye-bye.
17:39ORDER
17:50Order!
17:51In the absence of the defending barrister and on the charge of Lewis Connolly,
17:55hacking me mate to TikTok and generally being a bad ming,
17:58how do we find him?
18:00STOP!
18:01The defence has some new evidence it would like to share with the jury.
18:05My Leonard friend said that Mr Connolly was last seen on said computer at 12.29.
18:12And he's right. He was.
18:14What are you playing at, lad?
18:17But he wasn't on Amy's TikTok.
18:19He was printing materials off for his big lunchtime wank.
18:22Cos everybody knows he's not a good mind wanker.
18:25Lewis then took these materials and enjoyed his lunchtime wank in the bog.
18:30Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, can you help me with the question?
18:35What time did my Leonard friend say the TikTok post was made?
18:4212.31.
18:43Thank you for your assistance.
18:44Now.
18:45As we all know, Mity likes to keep a close eye on us.
18:49So here we have Friday CCTV footage of the South Corridor
18:53where you will now see Mr Connolly leaving the bogs in post no clarity bliss.
18:58Wow.
18:59Now, I know what you're thinking, ladies and gentlemen.
19:03Lewis was on a computer at 12.29.
19:05He printed his materials, posted the TikTok at 12.31,
19:08then went for his elite lunchtime wank.
19:11Except he didn't.
19:12Because the time here is 12.32.
19:15I didn't post it.
19:17I didn't post it.
19:18I therefore put to you that Mr Connolly was actually wanking at the time in question.
19:23Oh, and also he's a rapid wanker too.
19:26What?
19:27Come on!
19:28Stop!
19:29Get it!
19:31Thank you so much.
19:32I didn't post it.
19:33You do believe me, don't you?
19:35I don't want to have been the best I've made to go.
19:37Oh, my God.
19:38You don't.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:40She did it.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42She did it.
19:43Right.
19:44She should.
19:45It's okay.
19:46Rhys.
19:47Could you come by our chambers after school to sort out the paperwork?
19:50Meet your fellow cohorts.
19:51Peace.
19:56Peace!
19:57Peace!
19:58Peace!
19:59Peace!
20:00Peace!
20:01Ames?
20:02Where you going?
20:03Hu, hu, hu, hu!
20:05Come on!
20:10zaman.
20:11A went CCTV and called me putting six GUIL teletops to be ker.
20:15Me cheaty faked it lad.
20:18Ammunition, come on!
20:21Come on!
20:37I saw a dream last night, bright like a fallen...
20:41Is she not coming?
20:48Yeah.
20:51Right, next, we have...
20:54Grace!
20:56He, why she dressed like Ames?
20:59Fucking hit her.
21:01Thanks for coming in, Amy. As I was saying to your father,
21:04we've analysed the MRI scan results.
21:06Unfortunately, it has confirmed areas of lesions in the brain.
21:10I could be okay.
21:12The cost of living crises has brought you to the bones of your arse.
21:16And now, you've just been fired.
21:19You can't do that.
21:20It's humiliating as it is,
21:22having to rely on charities for toothpaste and bog roll.
21:26I have a kid, and a dad does nothing.
21:31I'm on me own.
21:33Please.
21:34And each of us is born...
21:38Here.
21:39Look.
21:40We knew it was coming, didn't we?
21:43Right?
21:44I just think.
21:46The shaky legs were out with me Elvis routine.
21:49Come on.
21:52Well, welcome to the twilight zone...
21:56Right, I'm doing the audition, but I'm doing an improvised monologue
21:59that fits the character.
22:00Amy.
22:01You're too late.
22:02I have to get my train.
22:05What do you do when you feel like you're drowning?
22:08When you go from being a kid
22:11to suddenly having to deal with heartbreak, misery, anger.
22:18They don't teach you that in school, do they?
22:22They act like, as long as you study hard, you'll be happy.
22:28What they don't say is, one day, you might get bad news
22:35that makes you feel like you've been thrown into a deep hole of despair.
22:42When you're a kid, there is no problem that your parents can't solve.
22:51They're indestructible.
22:56And then, you get older.
23:00And it's devastating to realise that they aren't.
23:04Maybe that's why no-one prepares you for being an adult.
23:09Because they're still not prepared.
23:14Maybe no-one can prepare you.
23:20That was good, Amy.
23:22Very good.
23:24But you know what?
23:26I just can't rely on you.
23:28You're late.
23:29You're irritable.
23:30And quite frankly, you're trouble.
23:32And people don't like working with trouble.
23:34Grace, I'll see you in London.
23:36Hey, Janssen, I looked you up on LinkedIn.
23:41Yeah, you're from around here, are you?
23:44Get a fraud, nor a joke, mate.
23:46This whole school's a joke.
23:48It's full of bad gimps.
23:50You can all fall fast, mate.
23:52Ames, what's going on?
23:57Right, soft, lad.
23:59Where have you been?
24:03The fella from your law policeman called me.
24:06He said you did a runner.
24:08I told him you better have the shit or I'll kill you.
24:10I've put it on Instagram, Reece.
24:12Hashtag so proud.
24:14Hashtag lawyer in the family.
24:16Hashtag not the accused this time.
24:17I know, Mum.
24:18I saw the 50 ass-tags.
24:20Then what the fuck happened?
24:22Well, there was this lad there called Remington.
24:26Some girl called Persephone.
24:28She was quite fit.
24:30But they were speaking about Villa versus someone in 2018.
24:33I thought they were speaking about an FA Cup game,
24:36but it turns out they were speaking about some legal case.
24:39A guy called Villa.
24:41I felt like a tit, Mum.
24:45So I just left.
24:49Can't say I blame you.
24:52Look.
24:54I'm not going to force you to go back if you don't want to.
24:56Okay?
24:57But I can't let you swerve it because you don't think you're good enough.
25:00Fuck Persephone.
25:04You've got just as much right to be there as any of them have, son.
25:08You've just got to stop believing it, okay?
25:11Okay.
25:13Your T's inside.
25:15Persephone.
25:20Hashtag so proud.
25:22Look, I got you a gift to say well done for winning the case.
25:28For when you start your joinery apprenticeship.
25:31You mean to say sorry because you thought you were going to win easily?
25:33What?
25:34No.
25:35I gave you that impression on purpose to help motivate you and it worked.
25:38I like that.
25:39I would never assume anything.
25:40I'm not that entitled.
25:42Oh, my shoes are so dirty.
25:45Where is he?
25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:50Now I'm the boss.
25:54Now Mighty Moders, the biggest shoeshine company in all of Merzyside.
25:59We signed you, sir.
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:02Hey, Nellyhead, boy, quicker, quicker.
26:04You don't have to take this crap.
26:08You don't have to sit back and relax.
26:11You can actually try changing things.
26:16I know we're going to try to make this work.
26:20We'll spend some things down in the dirt.
26:22You see, please get changed.
26:24Wow.
26:25Okay, I'm tumbling down.
26:26But my lips go out.
26:33Wow.
26:34Comes tumbling down.
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