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00:00TIPFANI HADISH GOES OFF
00:10Previously on Tiffany Haddish Goes Off.
00:13I want to marry myself.
00:14Because how can I expect somebody to marry me if I can't marry her?
00:17Is this a joke?
00:18Because it's not funny.
00:20One of the reasons why I moved, too, is because I feel like you can be a little bit controlling.
00:30You don't say much, but you have a lot to say.
00:35Louis was pretty dead on.
00:37What comes to mind is how important it is to use your voice.
00:43Something that I feel like I've been holding back from on a lot of different levels for so long.
00:53Why the burning question about your father and your children?
00:57Because they left me.
00:59Men don't never stay in my life.
01:01And maybe it's my mind frame.
01:02Maybe it's all my fault.
01:04I don't know.
01:05There are certain sacrifices that need to be made by queens like yourself.
01:09It's lonely at the top.
01:11Where the hell is it?
01:12There are certain things.
01:13I don't know.
01:14But if we're on the other side of my heart.
01:15We're on the other side of my heart.
01:16It's a bit more of a difference.
01:17And that's not enough, because we're not trying to be able to do everything.
01:18We're on the other side of my heart.
01:20And now it's going to be good.
01:21But if we're not trying to be able to make a better way to achieve that, you'll get a better way to achieve that.
01:22We're on the other side of my heart.
01:23Oh, my gosh.
01:24Oh, my gosh.
01:25It's a great way to help.
01:26And then it's gonna be better and we'll get better.
01:27Oh, my gosh, look at the antelope.
01:33Oh, my gosh.
01:35How are you all doing?
01:38Good, thanks.
01:39How are you?
01:40Good, good, good.
01:41Welcome to Wilder's Life.
01:42Most people, when they come to Africa,
01:44they want to go on a safari, OK?
01:47I personally am not that type of person.
01:49Well, Tiffany, what type of people take safaris?
01:52White people.
01:54At Wilder's Life, our whole mission and vision
01:56is to rescue, rehabilitate, and eventually rewild animals.
02:00So the animals that you see this afternoon
02:02have come to us either because they've been abandoned
02:05or they've been injured.
02:07But here's my point of view.
02:08Animals in their natural habitat are very confident.
02:11They will eat your ass.
02:12I prefer seeing them in a habitat where they're kind of healing.
02:16Get them acclimated to go back out there in the wild
02:19and be unpredictable as hell.
02:22That naughty girl over there, her name is Beatrix.
02:26Yeah, Beatrix is three years old.
02:28She like to play.
02:29You.
02:30Camera, camera, camera, camera.
02:32So we're going to make our way around for tea,
02:35and then also you'll get a chance to feed our giraffe.
02:37Yay.
02:38All right, sounds good.
02:40Cool.
02:41Oh, this is so cute.
02:43You know I love a good tea, guys.
02:44Yes.
02:45This is so cute.
02:49Thank you so much.
02:50You got the macaroon.
02:51Mmm.
02:52It's delicious.
02:53Oh, I love this, Tiff.
02:55I know.
02:56Ready for tea, ladies?
02:58Yes.
02:58Yes.
02:59Yes.
02:59We really doing it, y'all.
03:02We done seen one of the seven wonders of the world.
03:04Right.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Got us conquering our fears.
03:07And we learned that Sparkle's a baby, Sangoma.
03:11Yay.
03:12So ordaining your wedding.
03:13It's appreciating the wedding.
03:16Here's the thing.
03:17Tomorrow, it's my wedding day, guys.
03:20I am the groom, and I am the bride.
03:22I'm going to merge my masculine side with my feminine side
03:26and love on me.
03:27And it's really hard sometimes to love yourself,
03:30because you know what your shit smell like.
03:32It's trying to poop.
03:33It's trying to poop.
03:34That's why it's walking like that.
03:35Oh.
03:36Hmm.
03:37Maybe I'm wrong.
03:38You tell me.
03:40Tweet about this.
03:41Sean.
03:42Yes, ladies.
03:44How's high tea, Gray?
03:46Yeah.
03:46High tea's going good.
03:47If it was some weed in there, it'd be even better.
03:49I don't have to be like, this is that African weed.
03:52This is that Zimbabwe, baby.
03:53That's that Zim-Zim.
03:55This is that Zim-Zim.
03:57Would you like to try and feed our giraffe?
03:59Yes.
04:01You would like to go first?
04:02I will go first.
04:02Go for it.
04:03I got this.
04:04Ready for it.
04:05They're ready.
04:06Wow.
04:07There you go, boo.
04:08There you go.
04:09Show them what you're working with.
04:11Wow.
04:12There's more coming as well.
04:13Wow.
04:14That don't scratch the roof of your mouth?
04:16Oh, shit.
04:18Do not fall over.
04:20OK, there we go.
04:22There we go.
04:22I don't like the way you're looking at me.
04:26Them lashes is fire, though.
04:27So, this is fun.
04:30Ready?
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:32do you ever go?
04:33O
04:44Do you ever go?
04:47one-on-one reading. I didn't get to hear much
04:49about it. She basically said that I'm
04:51the empress of the universe.
04:53The empress is the one that rules
04:55continents. So please understand
04:57that whatever is coming forth for you
04:59is quite big.
05:02And that all of you
05:03need to bow down to that.
05:06Bow down, bitches.
05:07Bow down.
05:09No, she was just saying that I need
05:11to embrace all my accomplishments
05:13and then prepare myself
05:15for the next level because I'm about
05:17to go there and it's bigger than
05:19anyone could imagine.
05:22Tendai saying that I'm
05:23an empress, it's really
05:25hard to embrace that and
05:27accept that coming from where I come from.
05:29But at the same time, it is so
05:31validating to finally be told
05:33I am where I need to be. I am
05:35operating in my
05:37yes girl energy.
05:39And she said that
05:40I've been dating a bunch of kings but they
05:43can't handle my power so that's why
05:45it ain't really worked out.
05:47But if I just stay focused on
05:49my empire building,
05:51then my emperor will come.
05:54And then
05:54they might have like a gang of kids.
05:58I said, well you know I'm about to be.
06:00I said, I'm getting up there.
06:02You know, I only got so many eggs left.
06:04And she was like,
06:06you gonna have them.
06:07You gonna have them.
06:07I was like, well I do got superpowers.
06:09I thought it was interesting
06:12that you were
06:13concerned because I'm not
06:15embracing your connection
06:17with the ancestors, the spirit.
06:19I feel I have a strong relationship
06:21with God.
06:22But then my sister,
06:23she doesn't believe in the Bible.
06:26And it really, really
06:27bothers me a lot.
06:29From my understanding,
06:31you lost your connection with God.
06:32I think you're confusing
06:36your connection with the spirits,
06:38your ancestors,
06:40with it being God.
06:42It's two separate things.
06:43I have a connection with God
06:45and not so much with the ancestors
06:47and the spirits.
06:48When you, when you pray,
06:50you pray to Jesus.
06:51I don't do that.
06:53I pray directly to the source.
06:55I pray to God every day and all day.
06:57And he gives me these gifts.
06:59Because when you die,
07:00your spirit is gonna move on.
07:01So I want you to know
07:02how to move spiritually
07:04and get to where you need to go.
07:06But that's the whole thing.
07:08I know what's gonna happen to me
07:10because I'm saved.
07:12I'm not sure
07:13where you going
07:14when you pass.
07:17Did my mom just say
07:18that Sparkle's going to hell?
07:20Going everywhere.
07:22Okay.
07:22So that's scary to me.
07:25I just wish that she can
07:27stop being so judgmental.
07:29She hasn't realized
07:30you can't keep telling me
07:31what to do
07:31trying to control me.
07:33Just let me be me.
07:34I'm your little sister.
07:35But also,
07:36I'm a grown woman.
07:37I've been here for
07:38the longest.
07:40I'm ancient.
07:41I know what I'm doing.
07:42Okay.
07:43By all means,
07:44I am, like,
07:45not perfect, right?
07:46As I'm sitting here
07:47talking about God
07:48and my beliefs
07:48and my see-through shirt.
07:50I just want my sister
07:51to be happy
07:52in her heart.
07:53But from our beliefs,
07:54her soul was in question.
07:57I had people,
07:58a lot of people judging me
07:59because I want to be,
08:01uh,
08:01because I feel in my heart
08:04I want to be more spiritual
08:06because that's what
08:06I'm more connected to
08:07versus religion.
08:08Like,
08:09I'm not a religious person.
08:11This is the path
08:11that I'm,
08:12it led me on.
08:13And I'm,
08:14as long as I'm connected
08:14to God,
08:15I feel like I'm okay.
08:16If I was being
08:17closed-minded
08:17and not inclusive,
08:18I wouldn't even step
08:19into these spaces
08:20with you guys.
08:21Yes.
08:21I would not sit
08:22in front of us, Simone.
08:23I would not hike
08:24the spiritual mountain
08:25to go experience
08:27the ancestors
08:28and hear a word.
08:29It's not necessarily easy
08:31for me
08:31because of my beliefs.
08:33I'm doing this
08:34to get a better,
08:35a better connection
08:37because I love you guys,
08:39okay?
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:40I think Shimona
08:41has been programmed
08:42to be in fear.
08:43If you don't worship
08:44God like this,
08:45then it's a wrap for you.
08:47And the fact that
08:48Sparkle is trying
08:49to learn
08:49and she's exploring,
08:51I commend her for that.
08:53How you worship,
08:54how you love God,
08:55that's on you.
08:56You know,
08:57I have done
08:58a lot of things
08:59in my own spiritual journey.
09:01Mother was a Jehovah Witness.
09:02Then I got a little older.
09:03My daddy comes
09:04into my life.
09:05Daddy was a Jew.
09:06He broke down
09:07a lot of the Jewish
09:07religion to me
09:08and it was something
09:09about the music,
09:11the prayers,
09:12the rituals of it,
09:14the storytelling.
09:15It really resonated
09:16with me.
09:17And me choosing
09:17to be Jewish,
09:18and to roll
09:19with that,
09:20that was for my soul.
09:22I think I kind of,
09:24I understand
09:25both of you guys'
09:27position because
09:28I was also raised
09:29like Baptist.
09:31And I started
09:32opening up
09:32my belief
09:34to other possible
09:38spiritual realities,
09:40right?
09:41And my mom
09:41didn't understand.
09:42And we don't know
09:43exactly what God wants,
09:45right?
09:45So if we are
09:46always trying
09:47to move
09:47in a way
09:48to be better
09:49for others
09:50and to do better
09:51for others,
09:52we probably
09:53are on the right track.
09:54Probably.
09:55the way.
09:55If we are,
09:56we are on the right track.
09:56We are on the right track.
09:57We are on the right track.
09:58And we are on the right track.
09:58Okay, so you know, the girls are going go-kart riding, and I decided to go ahead and stay
10:26back at the house, um, because Tiffany wanted somebody to, you know, set up for her special
10:31day, and I want to know if you'll be my wedding coordinator and help me out today.
10:36I'd love to, yay!
10:41Let's hit it!
10:43Ain't nobody been drinking, right?
10:46It's too early for that.
10:47Right.
10:48Hello!
10:49Hello, ladies.
10:50How are you?
10:51We are happy.
10:52This is my, um, bachelor party.
10:54Hello.
10:54Listen, this is my, um.
10:56All right, welcome to, uh, Pole Position Cuts.
10:59Are you guys ready?
11:00We ready.
11:02Any woman can have a bachelorette party, okay?
11:05But how often do you get to honor your masculine side by having a bachelor party?
11:11Now, I'm not having a traditional bachelor party with the strippers and all of that, because,
11:16you know, I want to live a more wholesome life.
11:19And let's be clear, we couldn't find no male strippers.
11:22I don't know, Shimona.
11:23All right, y'all about to get shot at all.
11:24Y'all not, Shimona.
11:26It's going now.
11:27My strategy is to win, boo.
11:30I'll be zooming on a 405, the 110, a 10, a 91.
11:34I'm about to whoop on them in this race.
11:36But let's be honest, I'm not the best speed racing kind of a driver.
11:39I like to take naps.
11:41I've got this here in it, so you put it on.
11:43Oh, okay.
11:45Oh, yeah, I'm working in the cafeteria now.
11:49That's exactly what they look like.
11:52You're not allowed to bumble each other.
11:54You're not allowed to bumble into a task.
11:57So, are you ready?
11:58All right, we ready.
11:59Shimona racing us like she is trying to defend the title.
12:23Baby, what'd I tell you?
12:30Baby, bye-bye.
12:33I'll see that one, please.
12:35Oh, that got it.
12:36Woo-hoo!
12:37Woo!
12:38Hey, that was fun, though, right?
12:39That was fun.
12:41So, Shimona wins again, as usual.
12:44And she trying to rub it in somebody's face like we care about that little fake-ass,
12:48classic-ass trophy.
12:49Nobody cares.
12:50Champion!
12:51Nothing compared to my Emmy.
12:55I was driving like I was driving my kids somewhere.
12:58That's what my dad used to say.
13:00Put your hands on the 10 and 2.
13:04So, how you feeling about the wedding?
13:07I'm excited about it.
13:09I mean, I wrote some pretty strong vows.
13:12What you think?
13:12I ran them by Selena.
13:14I wrote two versions.
13:15Okay, tell me what you think.
13:17Hey, girl.
13:18Today, we are celebrating the most important relationship in my life.
13:25Me, myself, and I.
13:27Mm-hmm.
13:29And then here's more masculine.
13:30Okay.
13:31All right.
13:31Let's hear it.
13:33Hey, bitch.
13:34Wait.
13:35Not a baby.
13:40Hey.
13:41No, because she a bad bitch.
13:44The only thing I didn't like is on the masculine part.
13:47When she started it, she said, hey, bitch.
13:50Like, I'm like, wait.
13:52Wait.
13:52Don't you want it to say, hey, bitch.
13:57Fuck, okay.
13:57I'll change it.
13:58That's something your girls would say.
14:00You know what I mean?
14:00It's different coming from a man.
14:02I agree with Selena.
14:04Just another word.
14:05That's, that's...
14:06Okay.
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:07One of the things that I've been learning about myself is that I am not that nice to me.
14:12I'm actually really kind of mean to me and maybe a little bit too nice to other people.
14:16And I'm working on that.
14:19What would you want your man to call you?
14:21All right.
14:22Empress of the universe.
14:24Okay.
14:24Okay.
14:25Yeah.
14:25You got it.
14:28I got this.
14:30You got it.
14:31She is my empress.
14:33There you go, Haddish.
14:50Knock, knock.
14:51Come in.
14:53Where you at?
14:54In the bathroom?
14:54Yeah.
14:55You okay?
14:56Yeah, I'm good.
14:57I'm just putting on my belly chains.
14:59Oh.
15:00Oh, yeah.
15:01That's right.
15:02That's right.
15:02Okay.
15:03She ready.
15:04I am so pleased with myself getting the food, the flowers, the decor.
15:10It looks beautiful.
15:12Hopefully I did a good job too.
15:14I know I did.
15:19I hear a lot going on downstairs, so I think they're all like arriving in.
15:23Ooh.
15:24Yeah.
15:25They're all there.
15:26It should be everybody we met over the last, like, week.
15:29Yeah.
15:30We were wondering if you're doing the something old, something new, and something.
15:35Something borrowed.
15:36Okay.
15:36Something old.
15:38These panties I got on.
15:40Something borrowed.
15:42Can I borrow some perfume?
15:43Oh, I got, yeah.
15:44I got you with you.
15:45Okay.
15:46Okay.
15:46Yeah, that's great.
15:48I'm slowly coming to terms with Tiffany marrying herself.
15:52It's not something that I would personally do.
15:54It's probably not something many people would do.
15:57But Tiffany is serious.
15:59And so, it's serious to her.
16:01It's serious to me.
16:03I've never done anything like this before.
16:07I've only been married to a person.
16:09Well, you are a person.
16:10Well, you are a person.
16:11I mean, I've only been married to a man.
16:13Another person.
16:14Yeah.
16:14And that didn't pan out so great.
16:17So.
16:18Now, I was married before.
16:19I was 27 years old, and it lasted about four to five years.
16:24I expected marriage to be like, okay, this is going to be, this is my male best friend,
16:29and he's here to protect me, and I'm here to protect him, and we're going to make each
16:33other laugh, right?
16:34And, yeah, I didn't like it.
16:37A lot of times, I felt like I was a toilet.
16:41Being married to that person was a great learning experience on how I really want to
16:49be treated.
16:50Are you going to be thinking about all the things that Zangoma said?
16:54I've been thinking a lot about those things.
16:56Like she said, like, I need to accept all my accomplishments.
17:00Yeah.
17:00And, like, show up for me.
17:03Like, I keep, I show up for everybody, right?
17:06But I'm not showing up for me.
17:08I think that's, like, the ultimate disrespect, I guess, of myself.
17:13So, I got to honor me.
17:15It's my wedding day.
17:19Wow.
17:27That looks amazing.
17:31Hi.
17:33Yes, mama.
17:35Wow.
17:36Oh, my gosh.
17:39African queen.
17:41Stunning, stunning, stunning.
17:43The detail.
17:44Beautiful.
17:45I'm about to walk down this aisle.
17:48Oh, my gosh.
17:49Everybody didn't agree with me on this, uh, Mary and myself.
17:52They might have been laughing at me.
17:53They think I'm full crazy.
17:55But that's the thing.
17:56The support starts here.
18:00All rise for the bride.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:11Tiffany.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:15Wow.
18:15Wow.
18:16That was beautiful.
18:18Oh, you're so pretty.
18:21Wow, wow, wow, wow.
18:25This is beautiful.
18:27Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the love of Tiffany and Haddish.
18:33As she comes together in marriage with herself.
18:39Today, Tiffany and Haddish embark on a journey in life, celebrating self-love and commitment
18:45to herself.
18:47Haddish, do you have any vows to say?
18:50Yes, I do.
18:54All right, listen up.
18:56Today, I'm making a commitment to the most important person in my life, me.
19:05I promise to stand strong for myself and to never back down from being who I am.
19:13I will support myself, celebrate my victories, and push through the tough times with grit and
19:21determination.
19:23I love you, Tiffany.
19:25You got this.
19:26I think the idea was a little funny to begin with, but now that we're here, you can tell
19:32it's a serious matter, and there's no greater commitment than the one you make to yourself.
19:39Tiffany, do you have any vows to say to Haddish?
19:44Hey, girl.
19:47Today, we are celebrating the most important relationship in my life.
19:52Me, myself, and I, I vow to take care of myself and to never settle for anything less than I
20:02deserve, because you've been doing that too long.
20:05I will celebrate my success and always strive to be the best version of me.
20:14Tiffany, put the ring on Haddish's finger.
20:17Haddish.
20:18Dang, Haddish, you got me a big old rock.
20:20Two rings, one finger, one union.
20:31I now pronounce you passate.
20:35You may now kiss in union.
20:37That's a hard glass.
20:51You should be going to kiss.
20:52I'm so proud of myself.
21:04In a way, I feel like marrying myself is preparing me for my emperor, if you will, knowing my boundaries,
21:12how much I'm willing to give and receive, and not just receiving the debt, even though
21:18that's, that's awesome.
21:19I got a little teary-eyed.
21:21Like, I was like, oh my God.
21:22I know, I started to tell my ghost, right?
21:25You're good.
21:26Thank you guys for being in there for me.
21:28Always.
21:28Always.
21:29This unity, this support system, and these are new friends, new family.
21:38I feel like I'm a part of a community.
21:41Thank you, thank you, thank you.
21:46You guys want to eat?
21:47Yes!
21:47Let's eat, let's celebrate, let's do it.
21:50Let's do it.
21:50Let's do it.
22:04You did such a great job officiating my wedding.
22:10It really means a lot to me.
22:11I'm going to need you guys to pack up, because we're going somewhere special.
22:15Where we going?
22:16Right.
22:18We're going on my honeymoon.
22:19Oh.
22:20Zanzibar!
22:22Yay!
22:25I am so ready to go to Zanzibar.
22:28I heard they have white sand beaches.
22:30Yes.
22:31And like, men.
22:32Yo, girl's trapped, for real.
22:34I'm about to show it all.
22:35Babysuit up the crack of my booty, you're about to see it.
22:38Well, Sparkle, you inspire me, so, uh, good.
22:41Well, you made me feel kind of bad.
22:43I ain't going to lie.
22:43You made me feel kind of bad.
22:44You made me really reconsider, you know, my toys.
22:47I have, like, a lot of pent-up sexual energy.
22:50Like, I got my power tools.
22:52Does that count as celibacy, too, or no?
22:54I don't know, Tiff.
22:55I'm on a different celibacy level, baby.
22:58So I threw them away.
23:00What?
23:01Girl, you didn't have to do that.
23:02You lied.
23:03Right.
23:04And I threw my toys away.
23:06You should have consulted.
23:08I used to have some type of way, so I threw it away.
23:10I did not tell you to throw away your toys.
23:13Let me go to get that stuff out of the box.
23:14You got trash?
23:16Oh, my God.
23:26We going to an island.
23:29We going to an island.
23:32Goodbye.
23:32Goodbye.
23:33Goodbye.
23:33Goodbye.
23:34Goodbye.
23:35Goodbye.
23:36Goodbye.
23:37Goodbye.
23:38Goodbye.
23:39Goodbye.
23:40Where are we headed to?
23:41We are headed to Grandsvar.
23:43This is the first thing of our trip.
23:45Um, I hear we're going to be flying all day.
23:48I got a window seat with no window.
23:52You don't got no window?
23:53Oh.
23:54You see how they said to get up like that?
23:57I got a window.
23:58Shiboda got a window.
23:59I got a window, baby.
23:59Like, two windows.
24:00Got the whole road.
24:02That's what I'm talking about.
24:04Oh, that's first glass.
24:05That's first glass.
24:06Hey.
24:07You made it.
24:08And the bar.
24:09And the bar.
24:10And the bar.
24:11So great.
24:12Coming up in about 75 degrees.
24:13It's perfect weather.
24:13Oh, this one's nice.
24:14Oh, this one's nice.
24:15Good morning.
24:16Now we'll see what's going on.
24:17Now we'll see what's going down today.
24:22Well, you don't get itchy.
24:28And that's the boomerang lid.
24:30And that's the baby's prevented.
24:32And what's going on?
24:37There.
24:46What's going down today?
24:47What are we going to get into today?
24:50Harmony, can you hear me?
24:52I'm in Zanzibar.
24:54This house is beautiful.
24:56It's beachy.
24:58You can walk right out, like, to the ocean.
25:00All right, you maggots, let's get to work.
25:03Good morning.
25:04Good morning.
25:05Good morning.
25:08I'm going to leave my shoes right here.
25:09Let's do this.
25:10You lazy bums.
25:11We're going to do a little head workout,
25:13a little plyometrics, if you will.
25:16OK, we're going to warm it up.
25:20All right, karaoke.
25:22Am I doing this right?
25:25Tied already.
25:26Ready, set, go.
25:27Girl, I do not want to work out.
25:30This is a girl's trip.
25:31We want to lay on the beach, not work out.
25:34Come on, get that foopers.
25:36Come on, get that foopers.
25:37Join us and lift your waist up just like that.
25:42Join us.
25:43We are busting foopers.
25:46Fat upper pubic area.
25:48That's not healthy fat.
25:49That's bad fat.
25:50You want healthy fat, the fat on that ass.
25:52Some people can walk around here buck naked,
25:55and you will never see if they have a penis or a vagina.
25:58Let them see that coochie grief.
25:59It's suffocating under there.
26:01This going to drive your men crazy next time.
26:10That is a hard-ish workout.
26:12I'm so proud of y'all.
26:13Give yourselves a round of applause.
26:14See you.
26:15See you.
26:19We're going to try a local restaurant.
26:21Oh, yeah.
26:22Sweet enough.
26:23I'm only going to go grab my bag.
26:24Do you have some wine?
26:26Do you have white wine?
26:27Wow.
26:28I love you.
26:29I love you.
26:30Me.
26:31What's this again?
26:32Tomorrow's hot, I mean, it's wear time.
26:35You want some wine?
26:36Do you have white wine?
26:37Do you have white wine?
26:43Fuck yo' face.
26:44Swat.
26:46You got some nice skin too, honey.
26:47You got some nice tees.
26:48You got some nice tees too.
26:49You got some pretty tees?
26:50Some pretty tees?
26:51That's a good health right here.
26:56Kicking off your honeymoon.
26:58Right, baby.
27:00So anybody feeling homesick?
27:02This her last week?
27:03It's a little bittersweet for me,
27:04because I feel like this is, like, gorgeous, you know?
27:08But then it's also like, I want to see my family.
27:11I want to see my kids, too, you know?
27:13So my daughter, I've seen she's doing so many things without me.
27:18Dying her hair.
27:20Mm-hmm.
27:21Getting her driver's license.
27:22And then I was literally, she went and got her belly pierced
27:28and didn't even say anything to me.
27:30I've seen, like, a video of her getting ready to go-kart race,
27:34and she's sitting down in the go-kart.
27:35I'm like, did she get her belly pierced?
27:37Did she not think I was going to see that?
27:39Like, why she didn't, like, consult me, like, talk to me,
27:43and like, Mom.
27:44Because you grow.
27:46Like, what the heck?
27:47Right.
27:47You ain't telling me nothing.
27:48You didn't tell me you was thinking about it.
27:49Isn't that what you did, too?
27:50Then you make decisions and not say nothing to your mama?
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:53Yeah, so.
27:54Yeah.
27:55What goes around, comes around.
27:57Mm-hmm.
27:57That's what they say.
27:59Harmony's 19 years old, right?
28:03Is she really going to tell Mama everything that she do?
28:07Like, everything that's going on?
28:10I mean, Sparkle didn't.
28:11I didn't.
28:13OK, let's see.
28:13You zoomed in?
28:14Yeah, girl.
28:15True.
28:16Mm.
28:17It going through the skin.
28:18Mm.
28:19Wait, she been had that then?
28:21Girl, don't say that.
28:23I'm sorry.
28:23No, I'm keeping it real.
28:24Yeah.
28:25I've had my tongue pierced.
28:26That's what I'm pretty sure.
28:26Because of her to be able to sit like that.
28:28Oh, yeah.
28:28She had that for a minute.
28:29And it's not rubbing against it.
28:30And then she has the jewelry at the bottom.
28:31She's been had that.
28:36She, yeah, she been had that.
28:37Yeah.
28:41She did that a long time ago.
28:44I'm sorry.
28:46I know, it's just her just to talk to me.
28:50I want to be involved.
28:51I want to know what she's doing.
28:53You know, I don't know if it's me being overbearing.
28:56And I don't want to be like how my mom was.
28:58Like, you can't do this.
28:59You can't do that.
29:01So I want to have almost like a mother-daughter friendship.
29:04But still, I'm her mom.
29:06You know, you got to let her make her mistakes.
29:08I'm trying.
29:08You're doing great.
29:10Yeah.
29:10Yeah.
29:11I got my belly button pierced.
29:12But I done gained so much weight right there.
29:14I could put something in there, but it's going to disappear.
29:17In that little crease.
29:18It's going to look like a piece of glitter, just a hat.
29:20A piece of glitter.
29:21A glitter that comes out of the crease.
29:24Like, it's all right.
29:36I'm doing it.
29:37You're doing it.
29:38You're doing it.
29:39You're doing it.
29:40You're doing it.
29:41You're doing it.
29:42You're doing it.
29:43You're doing it.
29:44I didn't learn to swim growing up.
29:45You know, I got my best friend teaching me how to float.
29:46Get me.
29:47Get me.
29:48Get me.
29:49Good girl.
29:50It's a five feet pool.
29:51You got two flotation devices in the front and two flotation
29:54devices in the back.
29:55OK?
29:56You ain't never sinking.
29:58You ready to call it a night?
29:59Yep.
30:00It's time to eat.
30:21You're leaving early tomorrow?
30:22Yeah.
30:23We're going to do some water activities in the beach.
30:25Ooh.
30:26You want me to eat that for you, too?
30:27Yes, ma'am.
30:28I'm not playing.
30:29Excuse me.
30:30Let it out.
30:31Jeez.
30:32Louise.
30:33This has been a very long trip, y'all.
30:34A whole damn month.
30:36I think we should go around the table.
30:38We're going to do some water activities in the beach.
30:41Ooh.
30:42You want me to eat that for you, too?
30:43Yes, ma'am.
30:44I'm not playing.
30:45Excuse me.
30:46Let it out.
30:47Jeez.
30:48Louise.
30:49I think we should go around the table and tell each other what we think they should change
30:56about themselves.
31:00We've been on this trip for a long time now, and our relationship has gotten stronger.
31:06We all go through these experiences so we can learn and grow from them.
31:10So I think we should share what we think each person should improve on so the doors can open
31:17for what we are meant to be.
31:19Sparkle, you need to listen more.
31:23And if you were to open up your ears and close your mouth more often, you'll gain from that.
31:34I can agree to me listening more, but the shut your mouth?
31:40Girl, who are you talking to?
31:42Sparkle, I just want to see you trust the woman that your daughter is growing into.
31:51Selena, I think you should let loose a little bit, too.
31:55Mm-hmm.
31:56And also express your anger and frustration.
31:58And I don't care if you take it out on me.
32:00Let that shit out, though.
32:01Mm-hmm.
32:02Let it out, because I see you holding it in.
32:04I feel like when we were younger, she used to express herself more when we were kids.
32:08I feel like she had babies, and then it was like, shut down.
32:11Or maybe she too tired.
32:13I don't know.
32:14I don't know.
32:15Maybe you'd be too tired to express yourself.
32:18You'd be too tired to say, I can't stand this shit.
32:20And I guess maybe that's me being a little selfish, because I miss being her sounding board.
32:24I miss making her laugh or hearing her laugh.
32:27I feel like you should be a little bit more vocal.
32:31I feel like, yeah, your facial expressions, you do show it, but just express, like, how you feel and just say it out loud.
32:38I don't necessarily like to act out my anger, so I do typically like to think about it.
32:46I like to process it, get some clarity so that when I have the opportunity, I can talk about it so that there is resolution and not just anger and emotions.
32:57Y'all don't want to see me like that.
32:59Shimona, let go of control, a little bit too controlling, and just embrace other people's thoughts and their feelings, and don't overanalyze and overthink things.
33:12Shimona, I've learned so much about you during this trip, and I just want to see you let go of the control a little bit.
33:29Hearing these words from the closest people to me is actually hurting my feelings.
33:36Shimona, stop being everybody's goddamn mama.
33:39You ain't nobody mama up in here.
33:42I don't know how to receive this because I don't see myself as being controlling.
33:48I feel a little taken aback.
33:53Anyways, go ahead.
33:55I didn't know that I was coming off as super controlling.
34:00I'm just like, people that I love, they're in my heart-shaped center, and I'm the outer protection.
34:12And when I'm around, I'm just making sure things are going how it's supposed to go.
34:18I would agree, mama bear protection mode, but I don't look at it as controlling.
34:22Like, I'm just making sure that you don't get in situations that's going to bring harm to you.
34:27I think it's more so the approach.
34:31No, I just think I'm very blunt.
34:33I don't, like, circle around, and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, and I'll let you know what I'm thinking right away.
34:39I'm not, I don't come, like, very-
34:41It's the approach.
34:42Oh, listen, tell me, Selena did it all.
34:44Like, Selena, shake it out.
34:46Like, come on.
34:47Like, I am very that way with it.
34:49Trolling, I am not.
34:52Loving, caring, happy, got your back, ride or die, throw them hands every once in a while.
34:59Yeah, but not controlling.
35:02I don't know.
35:04These girls are throwing me for a loop, child.
35:07She want to tap dance all over your feelings, but when you want to dance back on it, she want to get off.
35:13Oh, I can't believe you said that about me. I'm controlling.
35:16Oh, girl, stop.
35:20Tiffany.
35:21Mm-hmm.
35:22I think you should not take your frustrations out on everyone around you.
35:28If there's a certain issue, direct your frustrations on that issue.
35:33Tiffany, you always keeping us laughing.
35:37And I want to let you know, it is okay to be in a funk and not end it with a joke.
35:45Mm-hmm.
35:46All right, then. Remember you said that.
35:48Mm-hmm.
35:49Yeah.
35:50No, I'm thick. I have my standards thick enough.
35:54When I show up in a funk and not cracking no jokes, I'm getting, what's wrong with you? Why are you acting different? What's going on?
36:03You're not being your funny self. Why are you being so serious?
36:06All these expectations in other aspects of my life.
36:11Sometimes I get really frustrated and everything because I'm tired. Maybe I need to sleep on this feeling that I'm feeling. And if I still feel that way the next day, then I'll have those conversations.
36:23Also, I be wanting to cry a lot, but it's not a safe space to cry all the time.
36:30I think we are all a safe space. So if you feel things are a little tense, it's okay to not be funny.
36:45It can be just really part of the culture to push your feelings to the side.
36:56I see Tiffany as being pretty in control with her emotions. I think it takes a lot to get her to that point of expressing her anger.
37:08But I think when it comes out, though, people look at it as though she's gone from zero to 60. But it's just a lot of build-up.
37:17All right.
37:19Are y'all feeling good? Y'all okay? About the conversation we just had? All right.
37:24I love y'all. This has been a great journey, spiritual trip. I feel like I, like, found myself.
37:31I love y'all. I hope I didn't fit nobody.
37:35Next time on the season finale of Tiffany Haddish Goes Off.
37:42It's our last day in Africa.
37:44Oh, yeah. So we're trying to go out with a bang, bang.
37:46Right. Bang, bang.
37:47I've been waiting for a man to tell me I'm his priority for a leader.
37:53Selena, I got your results for your maternal lineage.
37:58Why are you doing that?
38:00How are you and Sparkle?
38:02She doesn't realize how much I do for her.
38:05I'm speaking about our dinner conversation.
38:07I truly don't think that I'm the truth.
38:10Hello.
38:11We're writing things that we're letting go.
38:14I will let go of harshness.
38:17What happens in Africa stays in Africa.
38:20It is time to burn some stuff.
38:22Emotional baggage!
38:24How'll we shoot some stuff?
38:25Emotional baggage!
38:26Woo!
38:27Woo!
38:28You
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