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00:00That's him.
00:01That's him.
00:02Oh, that's Kieran.
00:03K-Dog, yous know who it is.
00:05Here we go.
00:06Scouts power.
00:07This bird's trying to front and you're not even worthy.
00:10Smell your breath from the will, this side of the mercy.
00:13Me bars are ice cold and you'll still get roasted.
00:16In your head, Renfree, but you'll still get ghosted.
00:19Your skin, little muppet, your barb from Scouts cellar.
00:22And what's even worse is we've been bumming your fella.
00:25What?
00:26You got something else, have you?
00:27Course I have.
00:28Thank you, Dad.
00:29No, Kieran, I think you need to stop it.
00:31You're talking so big when your dick is microscopic.
00:34I'll dumb it down so you defo get the gist.
00:36The only time you'll get a job is in jail as a snitch.
00:39Because if Lewis isn't there, you're at risk.
00:41So if you drop the soap, then you defo getting rinsed.
00:44Yes, girl!
00:48Anyone who can jesimate Kieran to the point where he's questioning
00:51if he'll ever show vulnerability again has to perform at the party.
00:55Yes!
00:56After the accident, I was determined to carry on painting.
00:59I refused to let my talent die, so I taught myself how to paint using only my mouth.
01:05We don't have any talent to show, but we're thinking of wearing the ears.
01:09I'm not going to lie, life's been a struggle since, but maybe being at the best party ever,
01:14I'll feel accepted.
01:15I'll be one of you.
01:17Wow.
01:19You've really captured what Scouse Sheller is all about.
01:21Here's your tickets.
01:23Sorry, mate.
01:24Wheelchair access is a bit of a bawling.
01:26Maybe next year, eh?
01:29You are repulsive.
01:31Sorry, lads.
01:32Sold out.
01:33As if, lads.
01:34You've done that on purpose.
01:35Who's pitching is pointless?
01:36What could you possibly bring to the party apart from four little virgins?
01:37He's a virgin.
01:38Man, give us a chance.
01:39There is one thing you could do to get tickets.
01:40Oh, yeah?
01:41Yeah?
01:42Yeah?
01:43Yeah?
01:44Yeah?
01:45Yeah?
01:46Yeah?
01:47Yeah?
01:48Yeah?
01:49Yeah?
01:50Call your dad on speaker and ask him why he came inside your mind and then pissed off for
01:5216 years.
01:53Shut up, lad.
01:54I'd do it.
01:55It is only one film call.
01:56What?
01:57You remember me?
01:58I'm sorry.
01:59I'm sorry, lads.
02:00I'm sorry, lads.
02:01I'm sold out.
02:02As if, lads.
02:03You've done that on purpose.
02:04Who's pitching is pointless?
02:05What could you possibly bring to the party apart from four little virgins?
02:06He's a virgin.
02:07Man, give us a chance.
02:08There is one thing you could do to get tickets.
02:09What?
02:10Are you remission?
02:11I'm not doing that.
02:12Off you pop, then.
02:13Before we go, everything we've heard is a trip.
02:16Let's just say, if you walked into a room to see Jaeg and Klopp gargling Kian's cum,
02:23then cum swapping with a monkey on rollerblades, you wouldn't even be in the maddest room
02:28in the house.
02:32Fucking hell, lads.
02:33Why couldn't you just call your dad?
02:35Come on, is this party really that good?
02:39It's iconic, lads.
02:40You have to do the six shots of Scumcella.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Each shot's worse than the last.
02:44No one knows what's in there.
02:46And after the sixth, it's pure euphoria, lads.
02:48Oh, yes.
02:49And did you notice a 94.7655 reoccurring percentage chance of you shagging there?
02:54What?
02:55Kieran runs the numbers.
02:56And he publishes a paper the week after.
02:58One sec, lads.
03:00That stat is a game changer.
03:02You can't give up.
03:03Do you want to know what else is a game changer?
03:05Getting accused of doing something heavy.
03:07What?
03:08Just think how many shags ending that.
03:1015%.
03:11Remember Michael Collins?
03:13What?
03:14He was accused of a non-consensual finger blasting.
03:16He's never been sick of a guy.
03:18Never.
03:19Heavy.
03:20You know me policy, girl?
03:21Exes always get tickets.
03:23That's a gesture of goodwill.
03:25To show sex is never off the table.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Same for me exes' mates, too.
03:30So what's happening?
03:32I'm genuinely concerned about you.
03:35Serious camel use.
03:37You knock me sick.
03:42There's somewhere your mum wanting me to take you after school tomorrow.
03:47Can you believe it's been a year since she left us?
03:50It's been a Scouse person.
03:52Oh.
03:53Yeah.
03:55You're not going to say hello?
03:56Looks a bit upset, doesn't he?
03:57Mm-hmm.
03:58So what's on, Luke?
03:59Hey.
04:00Do you think if he gets a ticket it will say with exclusive access to Amy's foo-foo?
04:05Shh!
04:06What do you mean, girl?
04:08All the lads expect sex at Scouse, shall they?
04:10Especially virgins, like Christopher.
04:13How do you know he's a virgin?
04:14Are you joking me, girl?
04:16Have you seen his shoes?
04:18He's going to want to hit at least a few of the six bases of Scouse cello.
04:23What are the six bases of Scouse cello?
04:26Touching over clothes.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Touching under clothes.
04:30Oral.
04:31Normal shagging.
04:32Mm.
04:33Anal.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Bad.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Then six.
04:38Toe sucking.
04:39Ah, bad.
04:40Toe sucking's a bigger deal than anal.
04:41And there's even a secret seventh base.
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:46Period sex.
04:47Oh, that's scatty, that lad.
04:51Sorry, I'm late.
04:52I was picking up your one month anniversary gift.
04:54Oh.
04:55And I think you're gonna like it.
04:59Nah, you're joking.
05:00Get in!
05:03And I fully expect to have all six of my bases smashed in.
05:08What?
05:09What?
05:13I can't believe it.
05:14It's Scouse cello.
05:15Say no to your fella as Scouse cello!
05:17Say no to your fella as Scouse cello!
05:19Oh.
05:20Girls, you don't need tickets.
05:22Think about what happens at this party and then remember you have bodily autonomy.
05:27My body is for me.
05:28My body is for me.
05:29My body is my own.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Lewis has just announced he's hidden more golden tickets!
05:37Hey, Chris.
05:38Why did you look so devoid before, was it?
05:40Because you didn't get a ticket?
05:41Yeah, I'm crushed.
05:42I really want to go.
05:43I'm not keen on you, yeah?
05:44Extremely keen.
05:45And you're now about the big six?
05:46Yep.
05:47And you're still keen?
05:48Course I am.
05:49You think I wouldn't do them too?
05:50How many were you thinking of doing?
05:51All six.
05:52And in record time too.
05:53I can be wild, you know.
05:54You wanna do five and six?
05:55I'll start with five and six.
05:56They don't scare me.
05:57I'm not sure.
05:58I'm not sure.
05:59I'm not sure.
06:00I'm not sure.
06:01I'm not sure.
06:02I'm not sure.
06:03I'm not sure.
06:04I'm not sure.
06:05I'm not sure.
06:06I'm not sure.
06:07I'm not sure.
06:08I'm not sure.
06:09I'm not sure.
06:10I'm not sure.
06:11I'm not sure.
06:12I'm not sure.
06:13I'm not sure.
06:14I'm not sure.
06:15They don't scare me.
06:16That's great.
06:17Cheers.
06:18Hiya, Amy.
06:19Hey.
06:20Are you and Amy going to Scouse Channel?
06:21No, she is, but I didn't get a ticket.
06:23I don't know if you're lucky or unlucky, lad.
06:25I mean, I'm sweating it a bit.
06:27Like, you know, all the stuff about the six sex bases at Scouse Channel.
06:30Wait.
06:31Sex bases?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Touching over clothes, touching under clothes, all up.
06:35Oh, no.
06:36That's what Amy was just talking about.
06:37She's probably ready, lad.
06:39But I don't think I am.
06:40First time, I'm not...
06:41No!
06:42Yeah.
06:43Me too.
06:44That's what I mean.
06:45How do I tell Lauren that I'm sweating it?
06:48Hi, Amy.
06:49I don't want to have sex, but don't worry.
06:51I'm still manly and definitely won't cry myself to sleep tonight because I'm thinking
06:54about my mum.
06:55What?
06:56What?
06:57That's a long story.
06:58Told you, Lord, and I get...
06:59What's happening, boys?
07:01What's he holding?
07:02He's idiots.
07:03Fellas?
07:04Shut up, lad.
07:05Charming.
07:06Charming.
07:07Right.
07:08I'll shag your daughter.
07:09Mine's dead.
07:10I know.
07:11Amy got a tick because of his sexist policy?
07:13Yeah.
07:14Same as Lauren.
07:15No.
07:16Lauren never went out with Lewis.
07:18Oh.
07:19Amy said she did.
07:20Oh, where is Chrissy, lad?
07:21My friend's in the Japanese society probably with his white privilege.
07:22Oh, look at him.
07:23He's smiling like a big gimp.
07:24He's whipped, lad.
07:25It's embarrassing.
07:26He's a little rat.
07:27You're better off without him.
07:28Just forget about him.
07:29He's clearly forgot about us.
07:30That's right.
07:31Come on.
07:32We'll have to Chrissy begin.
07:33Shall you watch a film, then?
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:35What about that gif from her next?
07:36That's new on Netflix, innit?
07:37What are you going on about, you?
07:38Why didn't you tell me you got a ticker off Lewis?
07:39Cos she used to go on with them.
07:40Who told you that?
07:41It doesn't matter.
07:42Why haven't you told me?
07:43Because I genuinely didn't think it was her.
07:44I can't do that.
07:45I can't do that.
07:46I can't do that.
07:47It's not too bad.
07:48I can't do it.
07:49I can't do it.
07:50I can't do it.
07:51I can't do it.
07:52I can't do it.
07:53I can't do it.
07:54I can't do it.
07:55I can't do it.
07:56I can't do it.
07:57off Lewis cos you used to go hold him. Who told you that? It doesn't matter. Why haven't
08:01you told me? Cos I genuinely didn't think it mattered. You told me about your other
08:04exes. So? So? Isn't it a bit weird that Lewis is the only one you didn't tell me about?
08:10Connor, I'm sorry. I should have said something, but I think it's cos I don't even see him
08:14as an ex. He went out for, like, two weeks. Just forget about how I got the tickets. Let's
08:20just go and enjoy ourselves. You know, there's a 94.7655 recurring percentage chance that
08:27you shagged it. Are you going to see that it's 100%? Cos you'll be in the corner knocking
08:32one out watching me shag another ex I've not told you about.
08:42Connor told me I used her after-lunch plot buddies. 12.45 on the dot. You're five minutes late.
08:49I ain't going to spend five minutes arguing with Mo. He wants to be my new plot buddy
08:52when he talks to you and watch Jordan. Listen, I know you think I'm some bitch who's taken
08:57him away, but the reality is, when we're together, we're happy. You're his best, mate. Don't
09:04you want him to be the happiest he can be? Right, I'm off to come between the Paddy twins,
09:09Aidan and Caden. It's going to be tough to break that strong twin bond, but if anyone can,
09:14it's this bitch here. Eh, Aidan? You heard what Caden said about your bitch?
09:26Doesn't surprise me girl. All posh those are turned on by kinky stuff. He's probably one of those
09:32guys that gets off on having sex in public with people watching. You're what? I'm not doing that.
09:40It's the truth. It can't be. I'm telling you, it's common knowledge. What's common knowledge?
09:45I'm just telling you how it was last year at Scouse Cella where Jurgen Klopp made his
09:49decision to leave Liverpool, after that heart-to-heart and the deep, meaningful chat room with
09:53that divvy kid. Maybe you can convince him to come back, Mum, if he's there this year.
09:58Yeah? Cos we're getting smoked at Scouse Cella, baby! I can't believe you got the mod!
10:04Scouse Cella, Scouse Cella, Scouse Cella, Scouse Cella, come Edward!
10:15No, no, no, I appreciate the ticket boys, but I don't think I'm going.
10:17What?
10:18Aye, aye.
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10:49girls are sex objects, expect to have sex at this party. Shame on you. Shame on your gender.
10:56Scouts, chel-a, scouts!
10:59Go ahead girls!
11:00Scouts, chel-a, scouts!
11:02Chel-a, scouts, chel-a, scouts, chel-a, scouts!
11:07Chel-a, scouts, chel-a, scouts, chel-a, scouts!
11:12Ah!
11:14Now I haven't won the lottery. My dad knows someone who rents vintage cars. She was going to drive us to party.
11:23I can't believe it. God, this is amazing!
11:26Your vehicle awaits, Miss Colleen.
11:29Oh yeah, tell your brother. Nice one for the England shirt. Spot on.
11:33Actually that was Lewis's. He used to shag me, innit?
11:36You were?
11:37Yeah. Just wondering what was staying on the three lines was?
11:43Yeah, sorry. Mine, not his.
11:46Hmm.
11:47Also that ball cap? Absolutely not.
11:52Here you go. Yeah, I'm past ten, Dad.
11:55Hey.
11:56Hey.
11:57What are you doing here?
11:58Who's that?
11:59Shall we go?
12:00Boys, we leave nothing in there, okay?
12:03We need to make sure that when we're 50, we're still talking about this as one of the greatest nights of our lives.
12:10And if I die in there tonight, don't be sad. Be happy I've got to live my dream.
12:17We need to be happy.
12:18We need to be happy.
12:19We need to be happy.
12:20We need to be happy.
12:21We need to be happy.
12:22We need to be happy.
12:23We need to be happy.
12:24We need to be happy.
12:25We need to be happy.
12:26We need to be happy.
12:27We need to be happy.
12:28We need to be happy.
12:29We need to be happy.
12:30We need to be happy.
12:31We need to be happy.
12:32We need to be happy.
12:33We need to be happy.
12:34We need to be happy.
12:35We need to be happy.
12:36We need to be happy.
12:37We need to be happy.
12:38Oh, yeah! Here we are!
12:46Your mum wanted me to show you where she grew up.
12:50The street we lived on.
12:52She recorded this message for you.
12:58Hiya, son.
12:59So when are you going to start leaving me those voice messages
13:02telling me how you are, like I asked you for, eh?
13:05I know, I know, it's hard.
13:08But you know what else is hard?
13:10Dying. So get a grip.
13:12I've been thinking a lot recently about who I was at your age
13:16because now you're growing up where I grew up,
13:19in my city, my home.
13:21I want you to know what I was like at 16
13:24so you can understand me better when I'm no longer there.
13:27That's why I asked your grandma, hiya, mum,
13:32to bring you here.
13:35When we were growing up,
13:38me dad would tell me about how Liverpool was left to rot in the 80s.
13:42And it's one of the reasons why the people of Liverpool stick together.
13:46When I was 16, I wanted to paint something that represented
13:50the spirit that makes this city so special.
13:54Mark Twain wrote,
13:56The two most important days in your life are the day you're born
13:59and the day you find out why.
14:01I actually think there are loads of days when you find out why.
14:05Painting this for me dad was one of mine.
14:08When life is tough, you need a team.
14:11Find a special person to be in your team, son.
14:15You'll need them to take on life.
14:18Christopher's coming to party.
14:33He's probably paid thousands for a ticket.
14:35Desperate to shag you.
14:37He's poor.
14:38I've had so much shit build up inside me over the last couple of days,
14:42I'd really like you to be the person that I unload it on.
14:46Eee, dirty bastard.
14:48Eee, dirty bastard.
14:58Come on, Kim.
14:59Oh my God.
15:00What a lad.
15:01What a lad.
15:02Is that a gong?
15:03Is that a gong?
15:05It's not death that a man should fear.
15:08He should fear never beginning to live.
15:13He should fear never beginning to live.
15:18He's like that.
15:32Five.
15:35Six.
15:38Woo!
15:39Yeah, huh?
15:40Man!
15:44Fire tonight!
15:48Cool!
15:53.
16:02Oh, foxy.
16:07Scars, Jenna, Jenna and Scars, we're in the big old house.
16:12Ladies and gentlemen, how tickled I am, how tickled I am.
16:15Why have you come dressed as an old pedo?
16:17I'm Penn Dodd. My grandma told me he was famous.
16:20Yeah, about 50 years ago.
16:23Do I believe in safe sex?
16:25Of course. I have a handrail round the bed.
16:29You're actually obsessed, you.
16:32What? I googled him. It's one of his jokes.
16:34Are you going to ignore me all night?
16:36I'm going to talk to you.
16:37Bye. Ready to run loads, are you?
16:39What?
16:42Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle.
16:45Something in my heart keeps saying
16:49My someplace is here
16:54We're excellent. Looks like a little balance.
16:56If I had it in my power
17:00I'd arrange for every girl
17:05To have your chance
17:06There he is.
17:08Hey, look.
17:09The last person you ever thought would get a bit.
17:12Connor Bell.
17:14The lad who actually used
17:16One of them girlfriend simulator dating apps
17:19And even she dumped them.
17:20Grow up, lad.
17:21It was mutual.
17:22We wanted different things.
17:23Well, I'm sorry, but you've dropped something.
17:25What?
17:26You mates.
17:26The minute a girl's shown any interest in you
17:30Wayne Ratney
17:33Excuse me, darling.
17:36Oh, the jiggle chicken.
17:38Freak.
17:40Amy.
17:41Amy.
17:43Smile.
17:45Yeah, yeah.
17:46Lads, I just want to say
17:49Congrats on all of these absolute worldies.
17:53Fair play
17:54Cos yous have done it
17:55But you might ugly bastards.
17:57Look at this one.
17:59Fuck me.
18:00I thought you're not wearing a scoucher
18:02And then I realised
18:03He's not even in fancy dress.
18:05Go on before you get your jaw spun.
18:07Yeah, lads.
18:07Me?
18:07Yeah, you fucking rat.
18:09Why are you acting like a tit?
18:10You're going to get your head kicked in.
18:13What's going on with you?
18:14I'm nothing.
18:15I'm sounds.
18:16Rhys, I haven't known you since your Peppa Pig days.
18:19You can't lie to me.
18:20Simpler times.
18:23Apart from when Susie Sheep me were doing.
18:25That was heavy.
18:27Is that what this is?
18:29You're Peppa Pig and con Susie Sheep.
18:33Hey, are you sure?
18:35Sure as I am that you're going to want to keep that cap on.
18:38Come on, you.
18:41Oh, God.
18:41Call them.
18:42Better believe it.
18:48Oh, um.
18:49It's fair.
18:50Hood, do you just give this a once-over?
18:53Sign where I indicated.
18:55What the hell's this?
18:58By signing the above,
19:00I agree to engage in all of the following consensual sex acts
19:04with Moa Zoo's fussy.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:06The list is endless.
19:07How much porn do you watch, you weirdo?
19:10You know, like, um...
19:12I can't believe I got you so wrong.
19:15I thought you were more mature.
19:16Mature?
19:17If I have another thing to get into,
19:19I want me to peg a 90-year-old woman
19:20while she sucks you off with her teeth out.
19:22What?
19:22Listen, Christopher,
19:24whatever weird shit you're into is up to you,
19:26but maybe I'm not the girl for you
19:27because I'm just not ready to have sex.
19:30OK, one, I'm not into weird shit,
19:32and two, I'm not ready to have sex either.
19:34Oh, you are ready.
19:35You said you wanted to do all six bases.
19:37I thought you were talking about the shots.
19:39You're the one that was talking about the bases
19:40and asking me how many I want to do.
19:42Because I was trying to find out if you wanted to do them
19:44because you look so upset about not getting a ticket.
19:49Then this is a bit awkward.
19:54When it happens, it happens.
19:58But I don't want to force it.
19:59Me too.
20:01And I don't want to do it at a party.
20:03And definitely not all six.
20:04In fact, I'm thinking of rebranding them.
20:10Five is really seeing the person.
20:13Then six, lovemaking.
20:19When you saw me in the playground upset,
20:25it's actually because it's the anniversary of my mum's death.
20:29Chris, I didn't know.
20:37Angry pirate.
20:39Slurp and burp.
20:41Banjo for sale.
20:43Snowball!
20:44The rusty chombone, you creep!
20:46No, no, no, no.
20:47I'm not saying we'd do it.
20:49I just had to put it there in case we did.
20:52For fuck's sake, mo.
20:54Chris!
20:54Ah, ah, ah.
20:57Blimble!
21:11He's so creepy.
21:13Who's he texting?
21:15No, he's a proper freak.
21:16Connor!
21:18I need to see you in my office.
21:21Hey, do you reckon it's true?
21:22I've always had bad bags.
21:23He looks guilty as anything.
21:25I didn't think he'd do something.
21:26I don't know.
21:27I'm afraid there's been a very serious allegation made against you.
21:31Of sexual assault.
21:32You what?
21:33What do you mean?
21:34I've already spoken with your father.
21:36And we both agreed it's best you stay at home
21:37while the safeguarding officer investigates.
21:41But, Moran...
21:41I'm afraid I can't disclose where the allegations come from.
21:45Sexual assault?
21:47Fair, I didn't.
21:48I swear.
21:49Did you do it, lad?
22:02Did you do it, lad?
22:06Did it is.
22:10What's this?
22:13Lad, what's going on?
22:14We've been filming the rooms.
22:17Where's the footage?
22:18I need it now.
22:19It was on me laptop, lad.
22:20But what?
22:23Someone nicked her at the party, lad.
22:24What if they found the videos and exposed me?
22:27I'll be just like Michael Collins, never seen again.
22:29Everything I've worked for will be gone.
22:31All me achievements tarnished.
22:33The scraps I've won.
22:34And the baits I've shagged.
22:35All them moments will be lost in time.
22:39Like your homecoming, a Bukahi.
22:43Lad, should we get on a flight to, like...
22:46Fiji?
22:47Start a farm?
22:49I'll harvest the crops.
22:50You can tend to livestock.
22:53Fuck off.
22:58Don't throw it.
22:59Don't throw it.
23:00Don't do it.
23:01Hello, Bullsbrook school.
23:06This is your ma.
23:07You all know a Scouse ma always discovers your secrets.
23:12What time you got home, if you've been smoking weed,
23:15than what you got up to at Scouse Cellar.
23:19Your ma's also wise.
23:21She knows our secrets only make us sick until you let them out.
23:25And that is why your ma's going to be dropping footage of the party
23:29to all your emails every day, starting at 9pm tonight.
23:35Now we're about to have some real fun.
23:38Nobody's safe.
23:39Unless you didn't go to Scouse Cellar,
23:42then you'd have nobody anyway.
23:43My grandma sent me here, as my mum left me another message to listen to.
23:58Hey, mum.
24:00It's a video file.
24:00Hello, son.
24:03Surprise!
24:04The last day I found out why I was put on this earth
24:07was when I found out that my cancer was terminal.
24:12Because I knew then
24:13I had to do everything in my power
24:17to make sure that you were OK after I'm gone.
24:20Living with your mental,
24:22but loving grandma is one thing.
24:24Then growing up in my city,
24:27a city I know will look after you,
24:30is another.
24:31And then understanding me more,
24:34so that you know where you come from
24:36and what connects us.
24:39Because what have I told you about sticking together?
24:43You can't do this alone.
24:46Me and you are a team,
24:49and we always will be.
24:51Keep doing me proud.
24:55Love you forever, my son.
25:02Hi, mum.
25:07I'm sorry it's taken me so long to do this.
25:10I was a bit preoccupied with my girlfriend
25:12thinking I was a sexual deviant,
25:14but that happens in every relationship, right?
25:17This year's been hard.
25:23I miss you so much.
25:25I'll always miss you.
25:29But you'll be so proud of Liverpool.
25:32I've made great friends.
25:35And the good news is
25:36I found that special person to be in my team.
25:39And it's going to be a pretty formidable one
25:43because
25:43I'm falling in love with that.
25:46Here we are.
25:59Here we are, Rosebrook, whose secret should we unwrap first?
26:27Connor Bell!
26:30You all think he's a monster, but your ma knows that a monster's story isn't always black and white.
26:40Let's get out of here.
26:42Why?
26:44Are you sure? Are you sure?
26:46Are you sure?
26:47Why do you always have to ask me?
26:50Do you not fancy me?
26:51Are you not into it?
26:52Are you sure?
26:53Be impulsive.
26:54What do you want me to do?
26:55No, just grab me, grab me.
26:56Do you not fancy me?
26:57No.
26:58Then show me.
26:59Are you not into it?
27:00No, I am.
27:01You're not a man.
27:02You're not being a man.
27:03What do you want?
27:04Stop asking me!
27:05Be a man!
27:06Maybe we should try something different.
27:16What?
27:17Like what?
27:18Like this?
27:19How's that?
27:20Is that better?
27:21Is this what you want?
27:23It doesn't need to be like this.
27:25This is what you ask for.
27:26Just be you, Connor.
27:27And I'll be in this.
27:28This isn't you.
27:29It is me.
27:30It is me.
27:31It is me.
27:32It is me.
27:33It is me.
27:34It is me.
27:35It is me.
27:36It is me.
27:37Stop!
27:42I didn't want any of this.
27:45You shouldn't have told Mr. Meacher.
27:48He assaulted you.
27:49It was the right thing to do.
27:51I mean...
27:57Did I do something wrong?
27:59I don't think so, Connor.
28:01But others, mate.
28:04What's going to happen, mate?
28:06I don't know.
28:07But it's going to be okay.
28:10I've got your back.
28:14But your ma is not all about the heavy stuff.
28:17Your ma loves wholesome moments.
28:21Natural moments.
28:23Moments that just...
28:26...happen.
28:27I think I get it.
28:29You've always been the main man and you feel like you're losing your audience.
28:33Connor doesn't need you as much.
28:34Your mum doesn't because she's off dating.
28:36You feel like you've peaked and that's it.
28:38Am I right?
28:40I'm sure to do now.
28:42Be yourself.
28:44Because they still need you.
28:45They just want more, too.
28:46You've got your whole life ahead of you.
28:48Soon you'll meet the right girl and you'll want more, too.
28:52You reckon?
28:54Of course you will.
28:55Everyone loves you.
28:56I love you.
28:57I was blattered.
28:58He kissed me!
28:59Chris!
29:00Chris!
29:01Don't bother.
29:02Your ma will drop more footage tomorrow.
29:03If you've got nothing to hide, then you're safe.
29:04If you do, then you better pray it's not you.
29:05They're pointless, though.
29:06Because nothing gets past the scales, ma.
29:07I know I'm wrong.
29:08I
29:37I was trouble.
29:39You know that I'm no good.
29:44I told you I was trouble.
29:50Yeah, you know that I'm no good.
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