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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Oh, no! Skyscraper City's under attack! Can anybody save us?
00:20Captain Great Guy!
00:23Captain Great Guy
00:25My day, he's a mild-mannered dermatologist
00:28Mama, that is a nasty rash!
00:30Captain Great Guy
00:32And he does hero stuff with his suit for tests
00:34Here's your dog
00:36Captain Great Guy!
00:39And his two new super-awesome hero sidekicks
00:42Amazaboos and Squirrel Wonder!
00:46Hey, wait a second!
00:47We've watched Captain Great Guy a million times
00:50and I don't remember us being in it!
00:52That's because I put us in it!
00:54With the power of crayons, glue,
00:57and a professional Hollywood-grade movie editing suite!
01:00And now we get to be heroes!
01:07Taste on this, you mean squid!
01:09Hey Rocky!
01:10We're totally super-powered heroes now!
01:12Fulfilling your lifelong dream you failed to mention until this point!
01:16Uh, Rocky?
01:18Do you have a lifelong dream you failed to mention until this point?
01:22I'll answer that question over by the wistful window!
01:26Ever since I was a little squirrel,
01:29it's been my lifelong dream to be an awesome hero,
01:32like Captain Great Guy!
01:34But alas, this poorly edited fake adventure's the closest I'll ever get to living that dream!
01:40Hooray, Captain Great Guy!
01:44And Amazaboos and Squirrel Wonder!
01:47Did it!
01:50But Rock, you're totally super!
01:52You can fly, and in previous episodes you've had eye lasers, mouth fire,
01:56and the ability to make everyone on the planet jump like a frog does!
02:00Yeah, but in this episode, I'm just a plain old boring flying squirrel!
02:05Nothing super or hero about me!
02:08Oh, there will be!
02:10Cause I got 22 minutes to make your little squirrel dream come true!
02:14Now, don't move and cue our new show opening super song!
02:19Did they come to shape the world?
02:20One's a moose and one's a squirrel!
02:23Why?
02:24Light and lightning
02:26And brighter than thunder
02:27She made the moose and squirrel wonder!
02:31They saved the day, and saved the night
02:34Saved the mid-morning and eve and twilight
02:37If you ever feel it's better, watch your back
02:39These super good guys
02:41I want me on time!
02:42Because that thing is pretty good too!
02:45They swore a wonder and I made a moose!
02:48And so, we return to our hero's house, where our heroes were looking for a way to become more heroic!
02:54Now, as we all know, there are three ways to become a super powered hero
02:58One, be a billionaire and buy high tech powers
03:02Two, be bored on a buff alien planet and come to earth to show off your buff powers like Captain Great Guy
03:09Or three, fall into radioactive goop and get radioactive powers!
03:14Well, we're not from an alien planet, as far as I know, and we don't have any goop
03:19So, I guess we're going super billionaire hero!
03:23How much money do we got?
03:24Well, after blowing our entire life savings on that sweet Hollywood editing system, uh, seventeen bucks
03:30That's not enough!
03:31Drive over, man!
03:33No, cause we'll just use free stuff from around the house!
03:37Hello, Super Cave!
03:42It's passable!
03:43Quick, Squirrel Wonder!
03:45Let's find other free and passable hero stuff!
03:48So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle searched for hero stuff to fight for good everywhere
03:52Back in Potsylvania, evil was everywhere
03:55In its evil fog
03:57Around its evil panthers
03:59And in its evil lair
04:01Where Fearless Leader was also trying to get super, but not for good
04:06For evil!
04:07Evil chicken!
04:09For months, my evil scientists have worked on my evil plan
04:12To give me ultimate laser blaster powers
04:15Just look at all the cool stuff I'll be able to do as Fearless Laser!
04:20I'll laser open bank vaults
04:22I'll laser buildings in half
04:24And I'll laser the crust of my PB&J!
04:31Why are you dressed like that?
04:32Getting ready for vacation, Fearless Leader!
04:35I'm going to Kokomo, baby!
04:37Just me and my best pals, flip and flop!
04:41I am also going to Kokomo, but staying on the other side of the island
04:44So I don't have to see his gross-beat friends
04:47Vacation!
04:48Why would you want to leave all of this?
04:51Ooh!
04:53Ooh!
04:54Is it beached whale season already?
04:56And besides, you'll miss the test of my
04:59ODAMMIT LASER POWERS!
05:02Get ready, world, for Fearless Laser!
05:11Fearless Laser!
05:13Fearless!
05:14What's with the lasers?
05:15Why aren't they blasting things in half?
05:17They're laser pointers, sir.
05:18We couldn't afford real lasers.
05:20We're not billionaires.
05:22So I have no superpowers yet?
05:25Well, you're good at attracting cats?
05:28Huh?
05:29Yeah!
05:30I don't want to be laser cat guy!
05:32I don't want to be laser cat guy!
05:33I don't want to be laser cat guy!
05:34You're not going anywhere until Fearless Laser rules the world!
05:38No Kokomo.
05:39No Vacation-o!
05:41Ugh!
05:43As Fearless Laser totally ruined Boris and Natasha's day, high above Frostbite Falls,
05:49two heroes were ready to save the day!
05:51Amaze-a-moose and Squirrel Wonder!
05:54We look so ripping boss right now!
05:57Now we just need to find some hero-ing to do, which should happen any second now!
06:02Any second now in this sleepy, calm, not-much-crime-happens-here kind of town!
06:11Any second!
06:13Crime!
06:14Dangerous crime!
06:16There's no crime!
06:17Dream over, man!
06:19Not to worry, my brave bucktooth buddy!
06:22Heroes don't just stop the bad guys, they help citizens in need!
06:26Like the good citizens of Frostbite Falls!
06:29Right you are!
06:30Now let's take to the skies!
06:32You can't fly!
06:34Right you are again!
06:36Look Squirrel Wonder!
06:40A citizen in need of heroic hero-ing!
06:43Phew!
06:44These groceries are heavy!
06:46Amaze-a-moose and Squirrel Wonder to the rescue!
06:49You could have thrown your back out carrying these!
06:52Luckily we were here to save you!
06:55Heroes!
06:57Hey!
06:58That wasn't my car!
07:00Ow!
07:01My back!
07:02Just me and my balloons!
07:04And their streams that never break!
07:07Ahhhh!
07:09Amaze-a-moose!
07:11And Squirrel Wonder to the rescue!
07:14Now to make sure these girl-escaping balloons can't float away again!
07:19Heroes!
07:21Look alive, Squirrel Wonder!
07:26You never know when trouble's gonna drop in!
07:30Hey!
07:32That tree's littering!
07:34Yo, trees!
07:35Cut it out!
07:37Squirrel Wonder!
07:38We're surrounded by litter trees!
07:40Then there's only one thing to do!
07:48Heroes!
07:49Boys!
07:50So you didn't want us to cut down all the litter trees in town?
07:58Huh?
07:59No!
08:00Don't you know!
08:01But super power heroing is what we do!
08:03It's my dream!
08:04And look at these boss costumes!
08:07No one can deny the boss-ness of those costumes!
08:11Which is why I have a super secret assignment that only Amaze-a-moose and Squirrel Wonder can handle!
08:17And it won't cause a mess!
08:20New!
08:21Hero!
08:22Mission!
08:23You're gonna watch and protect the most important thing in Frostbite Falls!
08:30Frostbite Franny!
08:36Awesome!
08:37But who is Frostbite Franny?
08:39Well, glad I asked!
08:41Frostbite Franny is Frostbite Falls' most famous cat!
08:44In fact, she may be the most famous cat on the planet!
08:47Because Franny decides when everybody starts summer vacation!
08:51Yep!
08:52If Franny sees her tail on Frostbite Franny Day, and she always does, it's vacation time, baby!
08:58For kids in school, workers in offices, doctors in surgery, even spy villains in evil lairs!
09:06Come on!
09:07Come on!
09:08Boris!
09:09Natasha!
09:10Why are you still pet?
09:11Because it's Frostbite Fat Cat Day!
09:14If Fat Cat sees Fat Tail, you have to let us go on vacation!
09:18It's like vacation law!
09:20Are you telling me some lazy midwestern cat has the power to control when people take restful and relaxing vacations?
09:28It's fun tradition we all just learned about from narrator montage!
09:32A fat cat with enormous power?
09:34And all I have is the power to control cats!
09:38Wait a minute!
09:42I'm getting an idea!
09:44You two are going to use my cat-attracting laser gloves to steal that fat cat!
09:49Then I'll stop everyone from ever going on vacation!
09:53And everyone will be so exhausted from not going on vacation, they'll surrender the world to me!
09:59And if we have Fat Cat, we can make it see its tail just for us!
10:03And then it's Kokomo time anytime we want, baby!
10:08As Boris and Natasha raced off to capture Frostbite Franny, the whole town and muse teams were gathered around the stage for the big cat event!
10:16Luckily, Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder were there to protect her!
10:20Frostbite Franny is still safe and secure, Mayor Grunstrom!
10:24In fact, she hasn't moved in four hours!
10:26That's cause you're protectity-protecting her so well!
10:29Now make sure she stays there until I open the curtain!
10:31Our first official hero mission, Amazamoose!
10:36This must be how Captain Great Guy feels when he's saving the world!
10:40Heroes!
10:41But as our heroes posed, little did they know our villains were posing a threat!
10:48Let's get this fat cat so we can go on sweet vacations!
10:51Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
10:53You know, they say poses are the most important part of heroing!
10:57You mean like this pose?
10:59Ooh, strong!
11:00Or this pose?
11:01That's the stuff!
11:03Or this pose?
11:05That's my mind-blowing!
11:07Okay, Frostbite Foss, and the rest of the planet!
11:10I give you...
11:12Frostbite Franny!
11:14They're loving our posing, Ruck!
11:18You had one job, and you biffed it, blew it!
11:21Frostbite Franny is gone!
11:24Thanks for the kitties, super losers!
11:27Kitt you later!
11:28Don't just stand there cool-posing!
11:29Stop the bad guys!
11:30Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder to the rescue!
11:33We're going to get away!
11:35Let's stop Gunkamo!
11:37Oh no, you don'tamo!
11:38Your perfect crime's been foiled!
11:40Now, help us!
11:41We're going to get away!
11:42Let's stop Gunkamo!
11:44Oh no, you don'tamo!
11:45Your perfect crime's been foiled!
11:47Now, hand over the cat!
11:49Oh, you want cats, darling?
11:51How about all the cats in Frostbite Falls?
11:56Oh, that's not what we meant!
12:00Oh no!
12:01Is this the end of Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder?
12:04Will Frostbite Franny ever see her tail?
12:07And what's going to happen when kids find out
12:08they're not getting summer vacation?
12:12Find out after this short break!
12:14And now, put your paws together!
12:16For the phenom of felines!
12:19Mr. Know-It-All!
12:21Cats!
12:22What are they thinking?
12:23Well, I can tell you!
12:25Take this little guy, for instance.
12:27He's thinking,
12:28Boy, do I hate the mailman!
12:29And I love bones!
12:31Uh, that sounds like something a dog would think!
12:34Up, up, up, up!
12:35I'm the know-it-all here!
12:36Now, this cat is thinking,
12:37I sure am hungry and would like to eat a dog biscuit!
12:40I'm pretty sure that's also something a dog would think!
12:43And this little fuzzy buddy is thinking,
12:45A bow-wow!
12:46A woof-woof!
12:47I have lasers for ice!
12:49Lasers?!
12:50Bullwinkle, what are you talking about?!
12:52No!
12:53No!
12:54No!
12:55No!
12:56We return to find Frostbite Falls and the entire world trapped in a state of perpetual non-vacation!
13:02Office workers had to stay at the office!
13:04Surgeons had to stay in the surgeon place!
13:07And kids had to stay in school!
13:09Causing a worldwide panic,
13:11Which means,
13:12It's time for the world leaders!
13:14I am a star!
13:16Silence!
13:17If the world ever wants to go on vacation again,
13:20Just hand the world over to me!
13:23This is preposterous!
13:25Yeah, we'll discuss it when we get back from vacation!
13:28What?!
13:29We can't go on vacation either?!
13:32You monster!
13:33You'll never get away with this!
13:34Oh yeah?
13:35Well who's going to stop me?!
13:40Oh!
13:41She's heavy!
13:42Stop me!
13:44Amaze-a-moose end!
13:49That is terrible!
13:51Bullwinkle!
13:52Frostbite Franny was cat-napped on our watch!
13:55What if we don't have what it takes to be super cool heroes?
13:58Don't have what it takes!
14:00Rocky!
14:01Do you remember when Captain Great Guy lost the big battle against evil heroes?
14:04The Chancellor of Chaos?
14:06You mean at the end of Captain Great Guy 4?
14:08The quest for taquitos?
14:10Yeah!
14:11Did he just sit around feeling sorry for himself?
14:14Yes!
14:15In Captain Great Guy 5 sitting around feeling sorry for himself!
14:19Oh yeah?
14:20But what did Captain Great Guy do in Captain Great Guy 6?
14:23Putting yourself back out there!
14:25He picked himself up and had a super suit upgrade montage to come back and save the day!
14:32That's the spirit!
14:33Amaze-a-boost!
14:34I think it's time for us to have a little upgrade montage of our own!
14:39Turbo Utility Belt!
14:41Amaze-a-dips!
14:42Wonder Cups!
14:43Phantom Blaster Bouncy Balls!
14:44Titanium Alloy Protecto Armor!
14:45And a whole lot of super vehicles!
14:46There!
14:47I give you the new and improved Amaze-a-Moose and Squirrel Wonder!
14:48All right!
14:49How much is all this stuff gonna cost to make?
14:50E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
14:5317ivot
14:57All right!
14:58How much is all this stuff gonna cost to make?
15:00E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
15:0317 billion dollars!
15:04Great!
15:05Is geirdly ŠæŠ¾Š»Š¾Š¶ive a new and improved Amaze-a-moose and Squirrel Wonder?
15:08Tom and Buzz!
15:09We're gonna be a new ball Ł-er well!
15:10You're going to be a new Mario Hero Yunitto piece that ends your day...
15:12A new Mario Maker Series!
15:14Okay, we'll just be super-powered heroes on a super-tight budget!
15:19And so, the heroic and frugal Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder hit the dollar store,
15:24where tool belts became crime-fighting utility belts.
15:27Frozen waffles became Amazadisks.
15:30Blueberry Amazadisks.
15:32Novelty finger traps became Wonder Cups.
15:35Bouncy balls became Battle Blaster bouncy balls.
15:38And inexpensive nonstick cookware became Protecto Armor.
15:44How much do we have left?
15:46One dollar.
15:47Enough to buy these two-pack of compact mirrors to see how boss we look.
15:51So boss.
15:56Okay, my little squirrel of a sidekick, let's go save that cat.
16:00But how are we gonna get to Pottsylvania to fight the bad guys?
16:03Hmm, it's too bad this dollar store doesn't sell cool moose and squirrel jets like the one you designed on that computer.
16:10Wait, Amazamoose, what about that Harrier jet from our weird monster island adventure?
16:15You mean, the Amazojets?
16:18Doesn't look that amazing.
16:20Well, I'll paint the jet if you write a theme song.
16:22Who saves the world and beats bad guy jerks?
16:27The Amazojets could still use some work.
16:29They're flying in just to save the day.
16:32Who needed that sunshine anyway?
16:35Look out villains, they're on the loose.
16:38Swirl, wonder, and Amazamoose.
16:41Listen up, fat cat.
16:43As soon as world leaders give up control to Fearless Laser, you're going to use Fat Tail to finally send me on vacation.
16:51Ah, this is the life completely alone.
16:55Hey, it's Kokomo time, baby.
16:58Hey, get out of my postcard fantasy, idiot.
17:01You can't tell Boris and Flip and Flop what to do.
17:04That was so not cool.
17:07But you know what is cool?
17:09Calling the world leaders!
17:14Overworked and vacation-deprived leaders of the world!
17:18Are you ready to meet my demands?
17:20Ugh, the world is exhausted.
17:23You've given us no choice.
17:26Say it in unison.
17:28I want to hear you all together.
17:30We give up control of the world, too!
17:36Evil doers!
17:37Hand over that cat!
17:39Ugh, Moose and Skrull.
17:41You super power action heroes now?
17:44Does this answer your question?
17:48Uh, I guess so?
17:50There's no way you're taking our vacation cat away!
17:53Because we're super action villains!
17:55Prepare to face...
17:57Vacation Dude!
18:00And Lady Laidback!
18:03Oh, yeah?
18:04Do you have a theme song?
18:06Yeah.
18:07Lady Laidback Vacation Dude!
18:10She's got the hat and he's got the dude!
18:15Non-stick dollar store frying pan?
18:17My hat goes off to you, Moose and Squirrel!
18:21Whoa!
18:22Whoa, what was in that head?
18:26You think you can stop fearless laser?
18:30Well, face the power of my laser fingers!
18:36Yeah, can we please send some guys to fight Moose and Squirrel?
18:39How many you want?
18:40Oh!
18:41Let me think.
18:42Uh, one, two...
18:43ALL OF THEM!
18:44No, Blaster Kelsey Balls!
18:45Go!
18:46Give up, Moose and Squirrel!
18:47Your bargain store hero dies on offer!
18:48Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to point fingers?
19:05Wonder Cup, no!
19:07You think one measly trap can stop us?
19:14I'm stuck!
19:15You stop fooling me!
19:18Ah!
19:19You haven't won yet, Moose and Squirrel!
19:30Aw, crud, is that Blueberry?
19:32She loves Blueberry.
19:34It's over, fearless laser!
19:36And now we'll be taking back Frostbite Franny,
19:38and sending everyone in the world on vacation, Ed!
19:42Where'd the cat go?
19:46She wandered into the Popslevanian Woods!
19:48She could get lost in the ominous fog,
19:50or attacked by panthers,
19:52or fall into whatever that glowing green stuff is!
19:55Quick, Squirrel Wonder!
19:56There's no time to lose!
19:58Oh, no!
19:59If Frostbite Franny wanders into that fog,
20:01they'll never find her!
20:03Oh, no!
20:04We're too late!
20:09Heroes!
20:10More like zeros!
20:13Because you cannot defeat the awesome power of fearless laser!
20:19Here, kitty, kitty!
20:20Cancer!
20:21I guess this is it, Bullwinkle!
20:22Thanks for making my hero dream come true!
20:24Sorry it had to end with us holding a fat cat
20:25and being ripped apart by snarling panthers!
20:27But my dream came true!
20:28We're super boss, super action heroes!
20:29Wait!
20:30Amazamoose!
20:31The two-for-one mirrors!
20:32You mean the laser-repelling wonder sheet!
20:33And with the power of two-for-one reflection,
20:34Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder
20:35back in the world!
20:36I guess this is it, Bullwinkle!
20:37Thanks for making my hero dream come true!
20:38I guess this is it, Bullwinkle!
20:39Thanks for making my hero dream come true!
20:40Sorry it had to end with us holding a fat cat
20:41and being ripped apart by snarling panthers!
20:42And with the power of two-for-one reflection,
20:55Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder bounce the lasers back
20:58at fearless laser!
21:00Oh no!
21:03Help!
21:11Help!
21:12I'm stuck in whatever this goopy goop stuff is!
21:16It's like being in a goopy jail and my storyline is over!
21:21I'll get you, Moose and Squirrel!
21:25And so, thanks to the heretics of Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder,
21:29Frostbite Franny was saved!
21:31Just see your tail, you lazy cat!
21:32And with that one lazy glance,
21:34summer vacations all over the globe were restored!
21:37Kids got out of school!
21:39Yay!
21:40Workers got out of work!
21:42Doctors got out of doctoring!
21:44And world leaders went fishing!
21:46Yay!
21:47And Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder hung up their capes,
21:51knowing that the world was safe and this story is over!
21:54Or was it?
21:55Wait, what?
21:56Because deep in the Potsylvanian woods a new evil was rising!
22:02What's up with Fearless Leader?
22:04The name's Fearless Laser!
22:08Oh my!
22:13Why?
22:14What was in that mysterious goop?
22:15What do these new powers mean for Rocky and Bullwinkle?
22:18And will Boris and Natasha ever make it down to Tokomo?
22:21Yeah, that's probably not happening now!
22:23What's happening now?
22:27Find out in our next exciting super powered episode!
22:30See you laser alligazer or goop!
22:33There it is!
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