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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously on the musical adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our heroes accidentally destroyed the giant town birdbath with music, and then dirty, zombie-like birds began to flutter about Frostbite Falls, which gave Fearless Leader a new evil plan, to use those birds to create a new evil army.
00:23Meanwhile, Rocky and Bullwinkle set out on tour with the disguised Boris and Natasha, and raised enough money to repair the birdbath with this giant check!
00:32And just how giant was that check? Giant enough to fly our heroes away from the compound of an out-of-control van, and back to Frostbite Falls, which is where we start our next exciting episode, surrounded by dirty birds!
00:46Those ugly birds are getting closer! Commander Rocky, initiate invasive flying maneuvers!
00:52This is a paper airplane!
00:54I can't believe we made it this far!
00:56Oh yeah, we're not gonna stick around and be bird food!
00:59Later, bird food!
01:07Boy, that is just not how you want to start your day!
01:09Hang on, Bullwinkle!
01:12Crash positions rock!
01:15Oh, that landing was actually pretty good!
01:28But not good! Something seems really different about our town!
01:33You mean how that dirty bird is now running Mr. Grocer's Grocery Store?
01:37And Mrs. Baker's Bakery?
01:40My Bullwinkle, something tells me we should deposit this giant check and fix that giant birdbath now!
01:54Phew!
01:55And not a dirty bird inside!
01:58Good day, Human Banker! We'd like to deposit this giant...
02:03Ah!
02:04G-good afternoon, er... Pam?
02:09We need to make a giant check deposit so we can clean all the birds! Not unlike yourself!
02:15Uh, Pam, what's going on?
02:21Uh, Bullwinkle?
02:23Yes, best friend with a dirty bird on his head!
02:26Uh, we should probably...
02:28Get out of here!
02:30But we can't really deposit this giant!
02:33Okay, now we can get out of here!
02:35No, no! The dirty birds destroyed the birdbath check!
02:38Now they're chasing Rocky and Bullwinkle out of the bank!
02:44Oh no! Now they're running through the opening title sequence!
02:47It's time to rock and roll! Why don't you come along!
02:50Get ready for adventure after this opening song!
02:56These are the beds, guys! We've worked a bedwalk!
03:00And we're gonna beat Moose and Skirtle!
03:03We're finally coming!
03:06We're finally gonna take over the world!
03:10We're gonna get finished, we gotta go, come on!
03:13Now it's time to end this story
03:15That's a new offending title sequence song!
03:19Gemma Lem, when we last left our heroic heroes,
03:22they were getting dirty birded!
03:24They're closing in, Rock!
03:26Oh man, I hate this episode!
03:32Seriously? They've got a tank?
03:34Rocky and Bullwinkle, get down, don't you know?
03:41A loaf of bread?
03:45Oh yeah!
03:49Get in before they finish!
03:54Let's roll!
03:56Ooh, nice bread pun, Weird Al!
03:59So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle race to safety
04:02to try and save their beloved Frostbite Falls,
04:05its new bird leader arrived to rule it forever!
04:08Hello, Fearless Falls!
04:10I'm home!
04:15Okay, I've got my town, my giant bird army,
04:18oh yeah, famous pop stars!
04:20Can we go now?
04:22We've been here for like three episodes and haven't done anything.
04:28No!
04:29Cause one, I'm sure you're in this episode for some reason,
04:32and two, I can't find the keys!
04:34Now, I'm just missing one more thing!
04:39I meant two things!
04:41Fearless leader?
04:42What is going on with all the crazy birds and stuff?
04:45Why tell you when I can show you?
04:49Leaders of the world!
04:50Behold my awesome new powers!
04:54You have a dumb costume?
04:57No, I have awesome bird powers!
04:59And I sent you all a little taste.
05:02Tell our friends to say hello.
05:04What is this?
05:08My evil bird army, which I control!
05:13Yes, I control them!
05:16Okay, fine, you help!
05:18But I'm the brains of this operation,
05:20and you're just the bird brains!
05:25You know the drill!
05:26One hour, surrender the world,
05:28then I'll release my bird army and the rest of the world!
05:30Blah blah blah!
05:32Goodbye!
05:34Uh, should we be doing something?
05:37You know the drill!
05:38Go to Moose and Squirrel's house!
05:40Find Moose and Squirrel!
05:42And destroy Moose and Squirrel!
05:45Snap in!
05:46I say nothing can stop me!
05:48Nothing can't stop me!
05:52But there was something that could stop him!
05:54Inside the underground bunker of the Dirty Bird Resistance Army, of course!
05:59Welcome to the Dirty Bird Resistance!
06:03You'll be safe here!
06:04Private Jensen, give these boys their uniforms!
06:08Welcome to the Resistance!
06:14Cool!
06:16I know what you're thinking!
06:18How can we stop this evil monocle guy from controlling all the Dirty Birds?
06:21All we have to do is wash those dirty birds and turn them back into clean birds!
06:25Which are nice birds!
06:27But what are we going to clean them with?
06:29With music!
06:30No!
06:31That's what got us into this mess!
06:33Well, yeah, but this is our big music story, so I figured, you know...
06:36Or if we could just wash them with water!
06:39That could work, too!
06:41Eh, I did manage to salvage these old tanker trucks with these big hoses on them!
06:45Think they could help?
06:47If we turn those hoses into dirty bird-washing backblasters, they will!
06:51It's just crazy enough to work, don't you know?
06:55Where should we attack the dirty birds first?
06:59We got one shot at this, so we hit them right here!
07:02On Main Street!
07:04Let's roll!
07:06Uh, didn't you already say that, Weird Al?
07:09And it still works!
07:11So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle started their hunt for the dirty birds...
07:15Boris and Natasha started their hunt for Rocky and Bullwinkle!
07:18Heh heh heh!
07:19I bet they're hiding right now in their boring small town house!
07:24So small!
07:26So boring!
07:27So flipp-
07:30They're not in boring small town living room!
07:33You flip that way, I'll flip this way!
07:38Small town kitchen is all clear!
07:40Natasha!
07:41Get in here, quick!
07:43This small town couch is so cozy!
07:47You gotta give it a seat!
07:49Idiot!
07:50I'm super spy!
07:51I don't do small town cozy!
07:56This couch is amazing!
07:58And wait till you see boring adorable small town kitchen!
08:03Let's make corn muffins!
08:05Uh, so, as Boris and Natasha enacted Operation Corn Muffin, Rocky and Bullwinkle arrive downtown to enact Operation Save the Town They Love!
08:15We've got dirty birders at 12 o'clock, don't you know?
08:17Let's roll!
08:18Okay, that doesn't even work here, Weird Al!
08:21We already rolled! We are here! We are post-roll!
08:24That was mean, Rocky!
08:25I'm sorry, it's been a stressful day!
08:26All right, Resistance! Let's watch the watch these birds!
08:28Tommy!
08:29Yay, work on it!
08:31We've got the Birds!
08:32stable?!
08:33Yeah!
08:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
08:35That's what the birds have thrown over, we are here!
08:37Let's roll!
08:38Okay, that doesn't even work here, Weird Al!
08:39We already rolled, we are here!
08:40We are post-roll!
08:41That was mean, Rocky.
08:42Let's watch the watch these birds!
08:49Dirty birds!
08:55Yay! We're doing it!
09:02Uh, why are the birds not clean?
09:05And made of cardboard?
09:07These dirty birds are dirty decoys!
09:09They knew we were coming!
09:12But how? We were the only ones who knew about the plan!
09:15Because one of us is a spy!
09:18But who? Hmm...
09:23We'll go!
09:24It's not me!
09:26But... wait a minute...
09:29Welcome to the Resistance!
09:31Welcome to the Resistance!
09:34Oh no! Private Jensen was actually twelve dirty birds!
09:42They dumped and dumped all our birdwashing water, and they destroyed all our birdwashing trucks!
09:52What are we gonna do now?
09:54Whatever I say!
09:57Because I'm the leader of the Dirty Birds!
10:00The world!
10:01The world!
10:02The world!
10:03The world!
10:04Is Frostbite Falls doomed forever?
10:06Can Fearless Leader use his new Dirty Bird Army to take over the world?
10:09Dude, look at me. I'm awesome!
10:11Mwahahahaha!
10:13Will Evil Chicken ever get the credit she deserves for being the real brains behind the bird army?
10:18Mwahah?
10:19And will Rocky and Bullwinkle find a way to save the day one last time?
10:24With music!
10:25Cause again, this is our big music story in...
10:28FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AFTER THIS BORIS AND NATASHA SINGING INTERMISSION!
10:34Oh, small town boring us, we can't get enough!
10:38In the horse bun scooping horsey stuff!
10:42Why bother doing evil things when you can sit on the porch, eat corn muffins and sing!
10:48Small town!
10:50Okay, that was weird, but it was musical!
10:53Now, we resume our story in Fearless Leader's Frostbite Falls Lair!
10:57Where Fearless Leader has locked the resistance into giant bird cages!
11:01Mwahahahaha!
11:02Perfect!
11:03This is terrible!
11:04I know!
11:05We're trapped in bird cages and Weird Al will share the swing!
11:09Mwahahahaha!
11:12Everyone will get a turn on a swing!
11:15Right now, we need to work together to get out of here!
11:18And how could you, Jensen?
11:20We trusted you!
11:21We trusted you!
11:23Why are you back in that disguise?
11:25We know you're just twelve birds!
11:28Just twelve of the millions of birds that I alone control!
11:35Right, Evil Chicken?
11:39Oh, Evil Chicken, you've accidentally sat in my chair!
11:42Only the person in charge sits in that chair!
11:45This looks interesting!
11:50What?!
11:51Let go of it!
11:52Jensen, do something!
11:55No!
11:56No!
11:57No!
11:58No!
11:59You think you can overthrow me?!
12:03Well, little does she know, I have two danger-seeking super spies who I can silently message like today's teens do!
12:16Where did you get the sheep?
12:18Look, Natasha!
12:19His message from Fearless Leader!
12:21Chicken!
12:22X-X!
12:23Bird Emoji, Bird Emoji!
12:24Fearless Leader Emoji!
12:25Bird Cage World!
12:26Winky Face!
12:27Boris!
12:28Evil Chicken double-crossed Fearless Leader!
12:29Locked him in cage, taking control of Bird Army and we need to save him!
12:31And there's no way Evil Chicken can stop Super Spies, Boris and Natasha!
12:44Unless she sent Dirty Bird Squadron to destroy us!
12:48Oh no!
12:49It looks like the world is about to go to the birds!
12:53Thanks to the new Fearless Leader in Frostbite Falls!
12:56Who was a chicken?!
12:57What do you want?!
12:59We don't speak bird!
13:03She's saying that she's about to send evil flocks of birds to attack every city on the planet!
13:09So surrender now before it's too late!
13:11Duh!
13:12No!
13:13No!
13:14No!
13:15No!
13:16And with her evil jetpack, Evil Chicken rose to the top of her lair to direct her Dirty Bird Army to take over the world!
13:23No!
13:24No!
13:25No!
13:26No!
13:27No!
13:28No!
13:29No!
13:30No!
13:31No!
13:32No!
13:33No!
13:34No!
13:35No!
13:36No!
13:37No!
13:38No!
13:39No!
13:40No!
13:41Sorry!
13:42No!
13:43No!
13:44What do you think?
13:45No!
13:46I was going to wear a red flag and you'll wear something to the lise enn.
13:47Don't kill yourself that I need love to touch with you guys!
13:48Then you'll decorate your own cat.
13:49All your plate is redoing right for you.
13:50And to try the bread for you all tale greetings!
13:51You'll make this picture of me on your feet!
13:52It's not that bad.
13:53Don't kill your Marina Hij is a more of my cat who is very evil, or to free spell!
13:54Ha ha ha!
13:55Dr want to die now!
13:56And you know what happens right now, tosay you all saree on the ordinary my feet!
13:57No!
13:58You don't get into wine!
13:59Jesus areSO one of my patheons!
14:00He does that!
14:01I'm going to make my own cat!
14:02And I never got to say, let's roll.
14:06You said it like nine times, Al.
14:09And I never got to play my soulful recorder solo.
14:13Play it, Ruck.
14:14Even though nobody can stand that thing.
14:18Play your solo.
14:23OMG, that is so rank.
14:26But that bird dude likes it.
14:28Look, Jess is scoodily-doodling to your toodily-doodin'.
14:33And he's jinkly-jangling those casey-weezies.
14:37Reel him in, Ruck.
14:39Play that recorder like the fate of the world depends on it.
14:42Which it does.
14:47Almost there.
14:52Boom!
14:55Okay, we'll go after those bird missiles and...
14:58You guys fix those trucks so we can wash them!
15:02Hang on!
15:07And so, as Rocky and Bullwinkle raced to stop bird world domination,
15:12back at their house, Boris and Natasha were still trapped inside,
15:15hiding from dirty bird intimidation.
15:18They're coming through the wall!
15:20There must be something in this dumbhouse that can get us out of here
15:23and back to Fearless Leader.
15:26His closet filled with props from previous episodes.
15:29And look, Natasha!
15:31Already lit Space Adventure Cannon to blast us right through skylight
15:35and save Fearless Leader!
15:37Wait!
15:38There's no skylight!
15:40Idiot!
15:41And as bad luck would have it,
15:44Boris and Natasha's rescue mission flew right into the path
15:47of Rocky and Bullwinkle's music mission!
15:50My recorder!
15:52Drive in lovely hall!
15:56And now the birds have stopped following us!
15:59Entertasting us!
16:01Get up out of here!
16:02And the chase was on
16:04as the Dirty Birds pursued our heroes
16:07into the Frostbite Falls,
16:08Woodsy-Woods!
16:10Whoa!
16:11Whoa!
16:12Whoa!
16:14Faster, Rock!
16:16They're gaining on us!
16:18Updillion,
16:18they've successfully gained on us!
16:20We're going down!
16:22And just as it looked like our heroes were done for,
16:25they crashed through the giant Frostbite Falls waterfall!
16:29Frostbite Falls falls!
16:30Oh, Rocky!
16:31Get up!
16:32They're coming and...
16:36Whoa!
16:37Those birds are clean!
16:39And nice!
16:40Bullwinkle!
16:41Frostbite Falls falls!
16:43Just cleaned the Dirty Birds!
16:44Now we just have to lead all the other Dirty Birds
16:46to the falls and make them nice too!
16:49Too bad you dropped your recorder!
16:52But the nice birds found my recorder!
16:56And brought us an apology cake!
16:59Rocky,
16:59it's new mission time!
17:01Quick!
17:02Fly as fast as you can
17:03and bring the rest of those Dirty Birds
17:05back to this waterfall!
17:07And what's your mission?
17:08I'm gonna stay here
17:10and eat this cake!
17:12And so,
17:14as Bullwinkle bravely ate the cake,
17:16everyone's most favorite squirrel
17:18soared into the sky
17:19to save the day
17:20with everyone's least favorite instrument!
17:22we saved New York City!
17:25We saved New York City!
17:31And Paris, France!
17:35And every other city about to get Dirty Birded!
17:38Not so easy taking over the world, is it?
17:47Oh?
17:48So, as Evil Chicken's mission
17:51was crumbling and failure,
17:53Rocky and Bullwinkle's mission
17:54was almost complete!
17:55Ugh!
17:57So cool!
17:58But I can't give up!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:04Rocky!
18:06All right, birds!
18:08It's bath time!
18:14Whoa, whoa!
18:15Where's the water going?
18:16Oh, no!
18:22Evil Chicken has stopped
18:24the falls from falling!
18:26Oh, no, no!
18:28Evil Chicken stole the recorder!
18:31No!
18:34No!
18:36Oh, no, no, no!
18:37The Dirty Birds
18:38are under Evil Chicken's control again!
18:40And they've got Rocky
18:42trapped against
18:42the waterless waterfall!
18:44Can nobody stop
18:45these most foul, foul?
18:46Oh, man!
18:48None of this would have happened
18:49if I hadn't played
18:50my guitar so loud
18:52it destroyed
18:52the rock-solid birdbath!
18:54And now I can't move
18:56this rock-solid drunk!
19:01Bullwinkle!
19:02Time to save the day!
19:04With music!
19:12Time to rock
19:14and roll!
19:16And so, thanks to Rocky's recorder
19:45and Bullwinkle's guitar
19:46Frostbite Falls
19:47and the world
19:48was saved from
19:49Evil Chicken
19:49and the Dirty Birds!
19:51That's the power
19:52of music, baby!
19:54The narrator's right
19:55but there's still
19:56one more thing
19:57we have to save
19:58with music!
19:59Yeah!
20:01And with a song
20:02in their hearts
20:03Rocky and Bullwinkle
20:04finally gave
20:05the benefit concert
20:06to end all benefit concerts
20:07with some help
20:08from the biggest
20:09pop stars in the world!
20:10So that's why
20:12they kept us here
20:13for four episodes!
20:15We cleaned the birds!
20:18They were so dirty!
20:21Now help us build a brand new birdbath
20:24so they stay pretty!
20:28Can someone let us
20:29out of these tubes?
20:31Come on, people!
20:32Don't just ignore us!
20:35Slowly, guys!
20:35We can't find the keys!
20:36Then let's just sing the chorus!
20:38Ladies and gentlemen!
20:41Mr. Weird Al Yankovic!
20:43Let's act like nerds!
20:45That's not the chorus, Al!
20:47Let's eat mustards!
20:50The lines clean the bus!
20:52Pet St. Bernard!
20:54Okay, that was kind of a stretch!
20:56But look!
20:58And with the power
20:59of music and donations
21:00Frostbite Balls
21:01got a brand spanking new
21:03birdbath!
21:04Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
21:06Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
21:10We cleaned the birds!
21:14We cleaned the birds!
21:18And with Frostbite Balls
21:20clean and wholesome again,
21:22Fearless Leader
21:22escaped back to Pottsylvania!
21:26And now, evil chicken,
21:28for betraying me
21:29and putting me in a birdcage!
21:31I will discern your punishment!
21:33This is going to be great!
21:40Oh, I can't stay mad at you!
21:42What?
21:43Evil chicken was just
21:45being her evil self!
21:46And that's what we love about her!
21:49Right, guys?
21:52Wow!
21:55What a musically satisfying adventure!
21:57Yeah, but it sure is nice
21:59coming home to our
22:00boring small townhouse!
22:02Go, Winkle!
22:12Somebody's been in our house!
22:16And they make corn muffins!
22:18Awesome!
22:20Better pack those corn muffins
22:22to go, boys!
22:22Because you've got to get ready
22:24to set out on your next
22:25globe-trotting,
22:26world-saving adventure!
22:28Oh, boy!
22:29We're going on another
22:30exciting adventure!
22:32See you next time
22:33on the adventures
22:34of Rocky and Bullwinkle!
22:35What?
22:36Let's go!
22:37Oh!
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:39Let's go!
22:39What?
22:40What?
22:41What?
22:41What?
22:42What?
22:42What?
22:43What?
22:43Let's go!
22:43Low-end plan for the
22:44game!
22:44Here we go,
22:45stay okay!
22:47How you can?
22:47What?
22:48UM...
22:48What?
22:48What?
22:49What?
22:49What?
22:50What?
22:50It must have done
22:51to go!
22:52What?
22:53What?
22:54What I also
22:55do?
22:55What?
22:56What?
22:56What?
22:56What?
22:57What?
22:58Lets go!
22:58What?
22:59What?
22:59Can't there?
23:00What,
23:02Well?
23:03What?
23:04What do you do!
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