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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our heroes solved an unsolvable maze on the kids' menu at their favorite restaurant, Long Tom Lobsters.
00:14Then, they were whisked away to meet the bigwig boss, Mr. Suitman, who sent Rocky and Bullwinkle on a quest to find a special gem with the power to control water.
00:23But when they found the gem, Mr. Suitman turned into Mr. Brutman and used its powers to send Rocky and Bullwinkle to their doom, where they were saved by the ghost of Long Tom Lobster, who informed them of a second power gem.
00:38And faster than you can say, yum, more cheesy crab sticks, please, it's time to start this new episode.
00:43Yum, more cheesy crab sticks, please.
00:46I'm glad you like them. They're 400 years old.
00:53That's right. Eat up, lads. You're gonna need your strength to find the next power gem.
00:59Okay, how about this next power gem?
01:02Yeah, we're gonna need a little more gem-formation.
01:05It's called the Fire Gem.
01:08What does it do?
01:11It has the power to control the fire.
01:15Whoa!
01:16And you're gonna need its power if you're to defeat that bill-trapped Suitman and get the water gem back.
01:26Or what if we don't do that, stay here, and munch down on more dusty crab sticks?
01:32This be no time for Munchen, the immense power of the water gem.
01:38Suitman will be able to wipe out all other restaurants in the world.
01:43No more burgers.
01:45No more tacos.
01:47And no more pizza!
01:52We gotta get the fire gem!
01:54Don't hurt them!
02:06Oh, damn!
02:10We gotta get the fire gem!
02:13Oh, damn!
02:15We gotta get the fire gem!
02:18And so we restart our adventure with Long Tom Lobster, giving our heroes their first big clue.
02:31You'll find a fire, Jen, somewhere on the Hawaiian island of Oahu.
02:37Here, you can take me right.
02:42Okay, okay, sweet ride, sweet ride.
02:45But could you give us another clue?
02:46Hawaii's a pretty big place.
02:49I'm clueless, but I do have three mystical helpers inside this chest.
02:54Behold, the ancient totem of finding things, the ancient totem of unlocking not things,
03:02and the ancient totem of I forgot what it does.
03:05But I'm sure you'll figure it out.
03:07Uh, this adventure's starting to sound complicated.
03:11Can't you just do it?
03:12What if I could?
03:13But I can't touch stuff.
03:15See?
03:15Wait, if you can't touch stuff, how can you stand on the deck of the ship?
03:23Uh-oh.
03:24Hmm?
03:25And so, as Rocky and Bullwinkle set sail on the adventure of a lifetime, big wig bad boy Mr. Suitman was about to float a new corporate strategy to his board room.
03:49Members of the board, I propose we use water powers to completely eliminate all of our competition and make Long Tom Lobsters the only restaurant on Earth.
04:01Any questions?
04:02Any questions?
04:03Any more questions?
04:09Good.
04:10Any more questions?
04:11Good.
04:12All in favor?
04:13Excellent.
04:14And with the power of the water gem, Suitman wiped out the world's burgers.
04:19He wiped out the world's tacos.
04:21And he wiped out the world's pizza.
04:23But it looks like you can still get some fish and bits.
04:28Sorry!
04:29Sorry!
04:30Sorry!
04:31Sorry!
04:32Sorry!
04:33Sorry!
04:34Sorry!
04:35Fearless leader!
04:36We are sorry we did not get blue power gem from Moose and Squirrel.
04:37Turn this dump into the greatest fish restaurant of all time!
04:40That's okay.
04:41Fearless fishing bits is too good to fail.
04:44I have my new pumpkin spice bits, I've got past friendly service, and 21st century infotainment.
04:56I'm coming for you long-term lobsters!
05:02A massive spike in restaurant floodings has made Long Tom Lobsters the number one and only restaurant in the world.
05:11We sent our own Dale Darrington to find out more.
05:14Mr. Suitman, real talk.
05:16You restaurants are thriving while all the other ones have been destroyed by water.
05:20What's your secret?
05:21Not gems.
05:23Fearless leader!
05:25Long Tom Bigwig has blue water power gem!
05:28No, didn't you hear?
05:29He just said he's not gems.
05:31And I said he can't touch us!
05:33I've got the bits, I've got the service, I've got the TV!
05:36Nothing can stop me!
05:44On second thought, go get me that water gem!
05:47And don't come back without it!
05:49Fearless leader!
05:51Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim!
05:52So, as Boris and Natasha swam, swam, swam down the road, Rocky and Bullwinkle sailed, sailed, sailed to Hawaii!
06:00Look, Daddy!
06:01I made a sand castle with moat and working drawbridge!
06:05Sounds great, Spart.
06:08Okay, now to find that fire gem and save burgers, tacos and pizza everywhere!
06:15Totem of finding things!
06:17We need a fire rock, so start finding!
06:20Ballwinkle!
06:21It's lighting up!
06:22And now it's going towards that volcano!
06:23And now it's taking a fire!
06:24And now it's turning!
06:25And now it's getting a kukui nut necklace!
06:27And now it's parasailing?
06:28And now it's parasailing?
06:29Uh, you know you're not in Hawaii to vacation, right?
06:42You're here to find the fire gem!
06:43Now find it!
06:44Bullwinkle!
06:45It took us right to the volcano!
06:46And this mysterious door!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:49Oh!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh!
06:54Oh!
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57There's apparently...
06:58Island at the zoo!
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Ah!
07:02Oh!
07:06Kid lados.
07:07Uh, pff..
07:09Uh!
07:10Ughlle!
07:11Those wicked are...
07:12I and a pig!
07:13Swing...
07:14Up!
07:15...итель time!
07:16It não vai!
07:17D' BE regard na cuirinhaマ!
07:18You guys are both situations!
07:20You know this dude?
07:21You know this girl used to die?
07:22Do you want a Manhunter?
07:23You know the No-GoesT amazingly?
07:24The� Studios?
07:25it a shot episode over good night everyone oh boy i sure learned a lot the ending abrupt yes
07:32but not without its artistic merit wait we can use the totem of unlocking lock things right
07:40i did it i guess now we go through this dark ancient tunnel racing to the center of the volcano oh you
08:00know it so as rocky and bullwinkle were entering the volcano boris and natasha were
08:06idiot how are you so bad at this jokes on you crashing is the new landing
08:13just who do you think you are breaking into my boardroom i'm lovable awesome boris
08:20and i don't think hand over the jab business boy why don't you come and get it boris cover me got it
08:29wait what hey mr soot
08:40so long lobster boy
08:42what
08:47boris let's roll
08:48as natasha and bloated boris made their cool water escape rocky and bullwinkle were feeling
09:01the heat deep inside the volcano
09:05bullwinkle stop
09:10this floor is covered with booby traps we have to be careful where we step booby traps watch where i
09:17step got it
09:30wake up sleepy head
09:31ugh how long was i out seven hours seven hours
09:38bullwinkle you have to be more careful where you step be more careful right and i think it's pretty
09:45obvious which one's not to step on
09:48got it
09:56bullwinkle we've been in the cell for 28 hours just run
10:06bullwinkle look the fire jam but it's surrounded by lava but that's not a problem for us super adventure
10:13buddies
10:16and that my propellered pal is how it's done
10:22hot hot
10:23ooh
10:24ah
10:24go hot
10:25hot
10:25oh
10:25oh too hot
10:26hot
10:26go hot
10:27oh
10:27ah
10:27you dig it
10:28ah
10:29hot
10:29oh
10:30too hot
10:30too hot
10:31lava beast behind us
10:32most likely
10:35should we try to make friends with it instead of fighting it because there's nothing more powerful than the power of friendship
10:41it's worth a shot
10:43oh
10:45oh
10:50get to the door
10:56you got any other powers because the power friendship isn't working
11:00oh
11:02wait a minute rocky look we have the power of sleep darts
11:06we do
11:08huh
11:14huh
11:20not so hot now are you mr lava guardian
11:28oh
11:34okay
11:36you're still hot
11:38oh no will bullwinkle escape the rising lava will our heroes see burgers tacos and pizza and will rocky sleep through this entire episode
11:46oh
11:48what
11:50find out after another rocky and bullwinkle magic break
11:54hey rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
11:56pull a rabbit out of my hat
11:58again every time you do it something crazy happens i'll do it this time
12:04sleep darts
12:06and
12:08and we're back
12:10except for rocky who's still sleep dark snoozing
12:12ow
12:14not anymore
12:16okay
12:18oh
12:20i'm tired from all this climbing now
12:22save us from this hokey smoking lava
12:26the volcano's gonna blow
12:28i have an idea
12:30the third totem
12:32boom
12:34boom
12:36how'd you know the totem would save us
12:38i didn't i was just really tired of carrying that thing around
12:42uh i'm not sure how long that totem's gonna hold
12:46not to worry old well rested pal
12:48the fire gem controls fire
12:50here we go
12:52fire gems stop volcano from erupto
12:54go fire gem
12:56which i just remembered is super hot and burning my hands
13:00oh no
13:02bolt wiggles dropped the fire gem
13:04and oh where will it land
13:06welcome to the hyper gnarly big wave tandem team surfing championship
13:10brought to you by long tom lobsters
13:12long tom lobsters
13:14it's now literally the only food you can eat
13:16i'm sarah sportly
13:18here as always with ex-surfer dude bonkers malone
13:21that's right sarah but not one team has signed up for today's championship
13:26and if you ask me i'd say it's because the trophy and the trophy is
13:28super lame
13:30hold the phone sarah
13:32cause that lame trophy just got totally gnarly
13:34uh sorry bonkers sarah
13:36but we've gotta take that fire gem back
13:38so we can save burgers tacos and pizza
13:40and probably this island
13:42from an angry volcano dude
13:44sorry squirrel dude
13:46but that gem is now property of this surf competition
13:48if you want that gem back
13:50you're gonna have to win the hyper gnarly big wave tandem team surfing championship
14:04well rocky i guess we've gotta find a surfboard
14:06oh totem of finding things
14:08please find us a good
14:10so as our two heroes
14:12put it up to find a board
14:14fearless leader was finally back in business
14:16and ready for the lunch crunch
14:18ah
14:20perfect evil chicken
14:22with the sick new tv
14:24and the relative dryness of our floors
14:26get ready for a flood of customers
14:28a lot of customers
14:34hey fearless leader
14:36we have your super cool water rock
14:38and it's super cool powers
14:40check it
14:42what
14:44oh goody
14:46now let me try
14:48what
14:50where you gonna eat now losers
14:54yes
15:00and with this gem
15:02now everyone will have to see me for my bits
15:04and my service
15:06and my remote controlled entertainment center
15:10welcome back to the hyper gnarly big wave tandem team surfing championship
15:14today the top team will win the best trophy the world has ever seen
15:18like ever
15:20i'd like to win that thing myself Sarah
15:22but first i'd have to get my leg back
15:24from the shark who took it
15:26oh sharks they love to fight
15:28hey
15:30fiery rock on that gnarly trophy
15:32looks just like fearless leader's water gem
15:34and that moose and squirrel
15:36look just like moose and squirrel
15:38i'm here with surf team
15:40rocky and volwinkle
15:42give it to us straight
15:44what's your plan to win the hottest trophy in history
15:46not gonna lie bonkers
15:48we have no idea what we're doing
15:50but incompetence has never stopped us before
15:52we have like a crazy unprecedented streak of unearned victories
15:56so we'll probably rely heavily on that
15:58yeah buddy
16:00what
16:02if moose and squirrel win that contest and get that gem
16:06they'll be as powerful as me
16:08boris natasha enter that surfing
16:10and win me that gem
16:12but fearless leader
16:14you already have the water gem
16:16unstoppable water powers in your restaurant
16:18no no no i'm greedy for more power
16:20it's like a hole inside that can never be filled
16:24okay
16:26man he's really dragging this one out
16:34now take this gem
16:36use it to get me the other gem
16:38then i'll be able to control water and fire
16:40and rule the world
16:42okay you surf some baby
16:44as boris and natasha surfed out on a super powered surf wave
16:48rocky and volwinkle were ready to win the surf contest
16:50because they were the only team that entered
16:52when
16:54what's this
16:56wow it looks like another tubular team is entering the contest
17:00i'm ricky riptide
17:02and i'm longboard lily
17:04now let's start this contest so we can win that fire trophy
17:06not so fast
17:08that trophy will be mine
17:10whoa
17:12long-time lobster ceo and beloved mascot
17:14lonnie the lobster
17:16what brings you to this race
17:18er
17:20not gems
17:22wait we have another late entry
17:24some sort of terrifying lava creature
17:26but sorry bud
17:28you've got to be a team to enter this race
17:30okay
17:32okay
17:34hey
17:36how'd the lava guys get here
17:38good question
17:39control room
17:40let's roll the videotape
17:41hey
17:42the lava monster punched the cap off the volcano
17:44wha-bam
17:45setting off a molten chain of events
17:47karambo
17:48unleashing the imminent eruption that will destroy the whole island
17:51unless rocky and volwinkle can win that fire gem and stop it
17:54no pressure there
17:56and let's trip
17:58all right
18:01it's classic two-person surf race rules
18:03which means there are no rules
18:05so watch your back
18:06wait
18:07what
18:08the team that gets to the beach first wins that rad rad trophy
18:12and here comes the big wave
18:14cool
18:16cool
18:17cool
18:18cool
18:19cool
18:20cool
18:21cool
18:22cool
18:23cool
18:24amazing bonkers
18:25rocky and volwinkle are pulling ahead
18:27nothing could stop those two
18:28well except of course for egregious cheating Sarah
18:31okay time to cheat
18:34and time for moose and squirrel to
18:36my boat
18:37look rocky the wave is waving at us
18:42stick again
18:44moose and sparrow
18:45smashabonga baby
18:46what
18:47no
18:48no
18:49no
18:50no
18:51no
18:52no
18:53no
18:54no
18:55no
18:56no more tacos burgers or pizza
18:59or pizza
19:01oh yeah
19:02and no more Hawaii
19:03we can't give up rocky
19:05but we don't have any gems
19:06we don't have any power
19:08yes we do
19:09because we have the power of friendship
19:11and if we work together i know we'll find a way to win
19:14wait
19:16that's it
19:17find bow ankle the totem of finding stuff
19:21wait where'd it get the sunglasses and beach hat
19:25doesn't matter rocky hop on and totem find that fire gem
19:31and like a torpedo in the shape of a moose our Hawaiian heroes were back in the gnarly competition
19:38whoa i've never seen surfing like that bonkers and i'm not just saying that because
19:43it's a squirrel riding a moose
19:45they are totally rad
19:47look Boris we're going to win
19:50no
19:51Lonnie and i are going to win
19:53now i have the power
19:59and just when it looked like the lava guardians were going to win back their fire gem
20:03they were struck by a moose pino
20:05no
20:07now moose and squirrel are going to win
20:09not so fast
20:11i mean
20:13go face
20:15a moose and squirrel and a pair of spies in disguise tandem racing with the aid of ancient magical talismans
20:21i tell you bonkers this is what surfing is all about
20:25it sure is
20:27the only thing that would be more exciting than this is if i got my leg back from that shark
20:31wait a minute where did that come from
20:33where did that come from
20:37and in the competition between the finding totem and the water gem it was anybody's race
20:41welcome time
20:43go home
20:45daddy i rebuilt the sand castle i hope nothing happens to it this time
20:49that's great buddy
20:51that's great buddy
20:53bullwinkle we won
20:55hooray
20:57but now you're going to live
20:59but with the power of the fire gem
21:03bullwinkle realized it was time to fight water
21:05with fire
21:07uh oh
21:09i'll take that
21:11we got the gems
21:13we got the gems
21:15we got the gems
21:17ah boys the volcano
21:19oh yeah right
21:23fire gem gold
21:29and for good measure
21:31rocky used the water gem to cool off that hot mound of dirt once and for all
21:35and finally they used their elemental gem powers to save burgers
21:41tacos
21:43and pizza
21:45now my soul can rest at peace
21:47goodbye
21:49forever
21:51we'll never forget you long tom lobster
21:53then they returned the gems to the spirit of long tom lobster
21:57then they returned the gems to the spirit of long tom lobster
22:01aye well done boys
22:03ye retained the power gems
22:05averted a volcanic disaster
22:07and more importantly
22:09ye saved burgers tacos and pizza
22:11now my soul can rest at peace
22:13we just remembered
22:15there's a third gem
22:17and if we don't fight that third gem the world could end
22:19oh come on you gotta be king
22:21no we're not kidding
22:23don't believe me
22:25then just watch our next episode
22:27if you can't beat em totem
22:29or it's raining gems
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