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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Ah, Venice, Italy. What a wonderful place to relax.
00:09The gondolas, the canals, and the amazing Venetian baths.
00:14Sweet rising waters, what have our hare-brained heroes done now?
00:19Uh, can't you see we're in the middle of a super exciting adventure right now?
00:23With a club-trotting treasure hunt!
00:24In a quest for a mysterious ancient gem.
00:27Too exciting, tell me more.
00:29Uh, we really don't have time to explain.
00:32You should probably catch it 24 hours earlier.
00:35Okay, fine. But I can't wait to see how this turns out later.
00:38Ah, 24 hours ago. A simpler, less soggy time where we find our heroes at home celebrating an important holiday.
00:48Happy Friendiversary!
00:51Yes, their Friendiversary. The anniversary of the day they became friends.
00:56Wow, Bullwinkle! I can't believe it's our Friendiversary again!
01:00Yeah! It's like we've known each other forever.
01:05Here, I got you something.
01:07A present? Aw, you should have.
01:09Uh, tie.
01:15You look so bust!
01:19Right now!
01:20Thanks, Rock. I love it. Not really. And I got you something!
01:25Another marker?
01:25Yeah! It goes with the one I got you last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
01:33I love it!
01:36Bullwinkle! It's time for our super special Friendiversary dinner!
01:40At the most fanciest restaurant in Frostbite Falls, Long Tom Lobster's!
01:47Oh, yeah! Long Tom Lobster's, the fanciest restaurant in Frostbite Falls!
01:52And you know it's super fancy, because it's got complimentary cheesy crab sticks, and a cool lobster mascot!
02:00Long Tom Lobster's mascot, Lonnie Lobster!
02:03Silver! Selfie!
02:08Excuse me, we have a reservation for two under Best Friends Ever.
02:14Uh, uh, uh, no adult menus, good sir. Two of your finest kids' menus, please.
02:19My friend and I have a maze to solve.
02:22Ah! The Long Tom Lobster's kids' menu maze, complete with tic-tac-toe, wordy word search, connect the dots, and a maze craze so difficult, no one has ever solved it.
02:33But no legend has it.
02:36Whoever does solve it will win a treasure more spectacular than you could ever possibly imagine!
02:41One free shrimp dinner!
02:44It's so tasty!
02:46I tell you, Rock, every friend-iversary we try to solve this maze and fail.
02:50But this is the year these crayons lead us to free shrimp!
02:54This maze is impossible!
03:13Bullwinkle, you gotta relax!
03:15What do I do that?!
03:16Well, when I want to hit the chill zone, I calm down by doing origami!
03:22Ori-what-what?
03:23Origami! The Japanese art of paper folding!
03:30Okay, I'll give it a shot.
03:35Bullwinkle, wait!
03:36When you fold at the menu, you'll reveal the secret path that leads right to the treasure!
03:41Let's finish it together!
03:50We saw the maze!
03:53We did it!
03:59Did it happen?
04:01Is it true?
04:03Then bring them to me.
04:05Is what true?
04:07Who is he calling on that lobster phone?
04:09What's with the ominous, doomy music?
04:11Find out after this super-adventory new title sequence!
04:15Is it true?
04:15Is it true?
04:20Is it true?
04:37It's true!
04:38Is it true?
04:38It's true!
04:39It's true!
04:42I can't do that!
04:42as our heroes left in the long tom lobster copter to receive their shrimp prize way over in
04:50patsylvania boris and natasha were training for their next big mission we are trained and ready
04:55for next secret mission fearless leader we practiced our chopping and flipping
05:02just like you asked us to good then it is time to put on your new secret mission
05:12uniforms what just happened i'm tired of trying to take over the world with lasers and missiles
05:21so now i'm going to take over the world with my own chain of seafood restaurants
05:28think about it millions of people eat food if i could get them to eat my seafood then they'll
05:36love it so much it'll be all they eat then i get all their money then i buy everything and ding i rule
05:43the world this is big secret mission why did we do all that chopping and flipping training
05:49because you're going to be chopping the fish and flipping them into the fire
05:56what about the smashing
06:00art is ready i like the bell no you don't now get ready for customers because it's time for the grand
06:11opening
06:11oh and here comes our first customer
06:19look a new long-term lobsters just opened
06:27cheesy crab stick time baby
06:30don't they know that if their restaurant is there my restaurant suffers
06:36yeah capitalism time baby
06:39shake his pants i want you to infiltrate long tom lobster corporate headquarters
06:44steal their corporate secrets so i can beat them at their own game
06:48and do i rule the world
06:51the fearless leader
06:53free free free free free
06:55wait are you eating cheesy crab sticks
06:58don't do it
07:02as boris and natasha headed to long tom lobster's headquarters
07:09little did they know
07:10a certain moose and squirrel were already there
07:14thank you lani you may go
07:18rocky bullwinkle please join me
07:24i'm mr suitman the owner of long tom lobsters
07:29where's our free shrimp dinner
07:31oh you cut right to the chase don't you mr winkle
07:35you know one free shrimp dinner is cool
07:37but you know what's even cooler
07:39a bajillion free shrimp dinners
07:43as our heroes were about to hear the offer of a lifetime
07:49little did they know something was going on in suitman's fish tank
07:52quiet idiot let's listen and find out
07:59this children's menu was actually based on a real map drawn by the founder of our restaurant
08:06long tom lobster
08:08before he mysteriously disappeared
08:10he was said to have a mystical blue gem
08:14that unlocked a power so great
08:16it helped him turn this restaurant chain
08:18into a seafood phenomenon
08:21according to the original employee handbook the games on this menu are actually a series of clues
08:30rumored to lead to that lost gem somewhere in venice italy
08:34oh this makes sense to me
08:36no questions here
08:37i want that gem
08:39and because you two are the only ones to ever solve that maze
08:42i know you're the only two that can find it
08:45bring it to me and i will give you free shrimp
08:48for life
08:50we'll do it
08:53excellent
08:53i'll take you to a lobster copter
08:56this gem sounds amazing
09:00it must hold secret to restaurant success
09:03good point natasha
09:05we should follow moose and squirrel
09:06and steal that map
09:08good point great white shark that is looking at us
09:13and is very hungry
09:14swim mermaid
09:16oh no
09:18so while boris and natasha went for a nice great white swim
09:22rocky and bullwinkle lobster coptered across the great big ocean
09:25to the world's most boot shaped country
09:27italy
09:28mama mia
09:30whoa whoa whoa
09:31your gondola gently down the canal
09:34blah blah blah italian stuff i want free shrippy now
09:38bullwinkle
09:39check out all the statues
09:41ah nionysus the god of lions
09:44constrictimus the god of serpents
09:46and cowabonga
09:49the italian god of surfing
09:50those aren't real things
09:52they are in this show
09:53now to find that mystical gem and get our bajillion shrimp
09:57but where do we go bullwinkle
09:59the only clue we have so far is this twisty turny maze
10:02and we're lost in these twisty turny canals
10:05wait
10:06bullwinkle
10:09the maze is a map of Venice
10:12whoa
10:13they were in the maze all along
10:15that's a twist even i didn't see coming and i have the script
10:18if we follow the lines on our maze
10:21it should lead us right to the gem
10:23ah thanks for the teeth moose and moron
10:27hey i'm the moron
10:29and you're those spies that are always following us
10:33like everywhere
10:35that's right
10:36now give us the map
10:38no way
10:38we need this for shrimp
10:40and we need some speed
10:42you got it b
10:43we can't let them get away
10:47and we need some speed
10:49and thus with a super cool tail powered boat
10:54and a super disgusting mouth powered boat
10:56power heroes and villains engaged in a classic gondola chase
11:00turn right
11:02now look
11:06faster buck we're almost there
11:10faster buck they're getting away
11:14there it is
11:17now stop
11:20my tail does not break
11:22where are we
11:28it's a hidden ancient bath
11:30bath
11:31but i don't see a rubber ducky anywhere
11:33are you sure this is where the gem is
11:35this is where next clue is darlink
11:39kids menu maze is just one part of the puzzle to find mystical seafood gem
11:44right boris
11:46uh
11:47uh
11:48uh
11:49sure
11:50and if you follow ancient plane fingers pointing to ceiling
11:54you find next clue
11:55tons of shrimp
11:57next clue must be on mystical shrimp boat
12:00yeah well we'll just find that mystical shrimp boat first
12:04oh you've had a long day
12:08why don't you take a bath
12:10yeah time to scrub your plans
12:13now to seal their face
12:20joe
12:22help
12:24somebody help
12:26i already took a bath this month
12:28oh no
12:29bath time is supposed to be fun time
12:32will our heroes escape the rising tub of terror
12:35will boris and natasha find long tom lobster's mystical power gem for fearless leader
12:39find out after this word from our sponsor
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12:49what are bits
12:50well you know the delicious tasty middle part of the fish
12:53the bits are whatever's left
12:55mmmm
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13:03each one comes with used corn
13:05and a fun sock
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13:09where there's a little bit of love in every bite
13:14quit hogging the shot
13:16as we return to our story
13:19we find our heroes in hot water
13:21actually it was regular temperature
13:23but it was still a really bad situation
13:25oh rock i'm sorry for getting us into this
13:28and i'm sorry i told you earlier how much i hate this tie
13:31you didn't tell me you hate the tie
13:33well i'm sorry i was thinking it
13:35well i'm sorry that i thought i'm so sick of bullwinkle giving me these thick markers every year
13:40they're too thick to write on anything
13:42what was he thinking
13:43you're right
13:44we're terrible gift givers
13:46but we'll always be best friends
13:48if only there were a stopper like the best at home
13:54bullwinkle there's not gonna be a giant rubber stopper at the bottom of an ancient bath
14:01you're gonna be kidding me
14:03and then using his terrible gift
14:06i got this
14:08bullwinkle pulled the plug on their perilous predicament
14:11which also spun our heroes free from their bothersome bindings
14:16rocky this was the best present ever
14:19aren't you gonna put it back on
14:21no
14:22now let's follow that ceiling clue and find that shrimp boat before those evil spy guys do
14:27wait
14:29why are there little numbers next to the clothes shrimp
14:31hey it's just like the connect the dots puzzle on the long tom lobster's kids menu
14:35bullwinkle
14:37now it's time to use my terrible gift
14:39hurrah
14:40and my gift of flight
14:41and so rocky used his terrible gift to connect the shrimp dots on the ceiling of the venetian bath
14:47revealing that the next clue to finding the gem was not on a shrimp boat but
14:52it's constrictimus the god of serpents
14:57which means the next clue is at that hilarious statue we saw earlier
15:01and it also means those mean spies are going to the wrong place
15:05row row row row your ding gently down the ding
15:09fearless leaders calling now hey what's happening
15:13guys i need those corporate secrets
15:15nothing is bringing in customers
15:17not even my new limited time only spicy bets
15:20huh
15:22where are you
15:24you're supposed to be at lord tom lobster's headquarters
15:26that looks like italy
15:28it is italy
15:29because we run quest to find you a mystical seafood power gem
15:33that will make you the most successful fried fishmonger in history
15:37okay i still have a lot of questions but
15:40evil chickens are fire so i
15:42get me that gem
15:43now if i was a mystical shrimp boat where would i be
15:49coming right at us
15:53boris that boat is called mystical that must be it
15:57good point natasha now we just have to get on that boat and find that gem
16:01the
16:03good point great white shark who followed us here
16:06so as boris and natasha had a great white reunion
16:10rocky and bullwinkle were reuniting with constrictimus
16:13the god of serpents which is definitely a thing
16:16oh great constrictimus
16:18please reveal to us your next clue
16:22Huh must that be a talking statue lame that must be why it got an F
16:31Wait a second the ground is covered with letters
16:35We're standing on a giant report card or we're standing on a giant word search just like on the kids menu
16:42Let me fly up there for a better look
16:45By flying
16:49While we go follow these words
16:51Hush puppies
16:53Got it
16:57Lobsters shrimp beware take these stairs to the serpents
17:06lair
17:08Okay, that's all the words I can find nothing happened this word search is as lame as that not talking statue
17:15Dude this episode is so cool
17:26Bullwinkle this must be where the gem is. Oh, yeah, I would totally keep a mystical power gem down here. Oh, man
17:33Another lame statue except this one's bigger
17:45Oh
17:52It made a hashtag
17:54No
17:56Wait, I think it's doing tic-tac-toe just like the menu map
18:00Whoa
18:06It's the blue power gem
18:09Bullwinkle
18:11We have to beat the serpents at tic-tac-toe to get the gem
18:16Step aside rock your flying powers got us this far now. Let my tic-tac-toe powers take it from here
18:22Be careful. We can't afford to make a mistake
18:26Relax rock. I got this
18:32And I lost
18:34This is a tic-tac-toe
18:40New plan use your flying powers and just take it
18:43What?
18:45Ah
18:47Ah
18:49Grab the tail, Moose
18:51All I can say is that this free shrimp better be worth it
18:57Of course it is
18:59Ah
19:01As Rocky and Bullwinkle were saving their butts from constrictimus, Boris and Natasha were up to their necks in shrimp
19:07I don't see power gem anywhere
19:09Maybe we have wrong clue
19:11Good point, Natasha
19:13I'm Luke
19:15Moose and Squirrel have the gem
19:17Good point, Great White Shark
19:19But now that we've found you all this shrimp
19:21You don't have to eat us anymore
19:23And you can help us follow that serpent
19:27So as Rocky and Bullwinkle were pursued by the serpent
19:31The serpent was pursued by Boris and Natasha
19:33In pursuit of that ancient mystical power gem
19:35Mama man, it was a caravan of crazy
19:43Rocky, stop!
19:52Rocky, smoke, Bullwinkle
19:54The gem can control the water
19:56Gimme that bad boy
19:58Yeah
20:04Hulk, keep, smoke
20:06No!
20:07Give me that bad boy
20:08Better do it
20:10We got a shark
20:11Uh huh
20:12Yeah
20:13No
20:16Hulk, keep, smoke
20:18As Rocky and Bullwinkle waved goodbye to their nefarious nemeses
20:24They rode a wave back to St. Mark's Square
20:26Using their new bad boy water gem
20:28Best friend of Gregory ever!
20:31And here comes our free shrimp for life!
20:35Well done Rocky and Bullwinkle
20:37I knew you two wouldn't let me down
20:40It's even more beautiful than I ever imagined
20:44And I imagine it being like really beautiful
20:46Now about all that free shrimp you promised us
20:49Hm?
20:50Ah!
20:51Ah yes of course
20:52Here you go
20:53Three shrimp?
20:54That's it?
20:55Hey!
20:56Wasn't it supposed to be our lifetime supply?
20:58But that is a lifetime supply
21:00But that is a lifetime supply
21:01Because your lives are about to be
21:04Over!
21:05Ah!
21:06Ah!
21:07Ah!
21:08Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:10Ah!
21:11Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:14Ah!
21:15Ah!
21:16Capitalism baby!
21:17Whoa!
21:18I can't believe the head of that giant corporation turned out to be evil
21:21Oh!
21:22Wait!
21:23That actually makes perfect sense
21:24But what about Rocky and Bullwinkle trapped at the bottom of the canal?
21:27Whoa!
21:28Somebody save us!
21:29Whoa!
21:30Whoa!
21:31Whoa!
21:32Whoa!
21:33Whoa!
21:34Whoa!
21:35Whoa!
21:36Whoa!
21:37Whoa!
21:38What was that?
21:39How did we get here?
21:40Whoa!
21:41What a lobster!
21:42Are you the one who saved us?
21:43Aye!
21:44Oh man!
21:45We love your restaurants and your cheesy crab sticks and this spectral glowing thing you've got going on is cool too!
21:54It is cool isn't it?
21:56We're sorry Mr. Lobster but we just lost your power gem to the mean Mr. Sootman!
22:02With those water powers he's gonna be unstoppable!
22:05Arr!
22:06But we can stop him!
22:07We just need to find the next power gem!
22:11There's more gems!
22:12Shiver me timbers!
22:14There's another power gem!
22:17Where will our gem questing gents jet off to next?
22:20Will they ever stop Mr. Sootman who now has the power to control water?
22:24What will fearless leader say when he finds out Boris and Natasha didn't find that gem?
22:29They didn't!
22:30No!
22:32Find out on our next exciting episode!
22:35Put another shrimp on the Rocky or M is for mystery, R is for pirate!
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