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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our heroes, Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder, using their newly cool SHH super suits, thwarted our newly half-gooped bad guys, Fearless Laser, Grapple Gal, and Bormungus, locking them away in an SHH super laser-proof cell.
00:22Then, thinking the story was over, Bullwinkle accidentally dropped Rocky's stress ball into the back of the goop.
00:30And now, we resume our super-powered episode in an extremely stressful situation!
00:37Whose stress ball just got super-gooped?
00:40Kiss!
00:46Will somebody do something?
00:48Doing something! Doing something! Doing something! Doing something!
00:54Ha! Take that, you overgrown!
00:56Uh-oh.
01:00This looks like a job for Amazamoose!
01:04And Squirrel Wonder!
01:06Now, what's the plan?
01:07We fly at it, make heroic noises, and let the suits do all the work.
01:11Heroic noises like this!
01:13Go!
01:15It's too powerful!
01:26It can't be contained!
01:29Daddy, I feel seasick.
01:31Just look up at Lady Liberty, Timmy, and let your stomach be calmed by the face of freedom.
01:36Oh, no!
01:36Can anything stop the super-powered stress ball from super-destroying New York City?
01:46Find out in 30 super seconds!
01:48Here they come and save the world!
01:50One's a moose and one's a squirrel!
01:53Why?
01:54How do you like me?
01:55It's brighter than thunder!
01:56It's Amazamoose!
01:57It's World Wonder!
01:59It can save the day!
02:02It can save the night!
02:03It can save the mid-morning and eve and twilight!
02:06If you don't feel, it's better watch your back!
02:09These super-good guys are on the untap!
02:12The cows are fed!
02:13It can drink their juice!
02:14It's World Wonder and Amazamoose!
02:17Dangerous stress ball about to reach Battery Park, Director Peachfuzz.
02:22And its stress levels are off the charts!
02:25If it gets any crankier, it could grow big enough to swallow all of New York City!
02:29Don't worry, Director!
02:30Yeah, you know what they say!
02:32There's nothing cranky about New York City!
02:35Get out of the way, you big bull!
02:40Hey!
02:41We're walking here!
02:42Come on, you're over there!
02:44Come on, you're over there!
02:46Come on, you're over there!
02:52Where's it going now?
02:54Good gravy!
02:55It's heading to Central Park and the big Chill X concert!
02:58Chill X?
02:59We chill to all his hits!
03:01Light Drizzle, nothing but whale sounds, and Sunday Nap Time!
03:09Oh man, we gotta go to that concert!
03:12There's not gonna be a Chill X concert if the stress ball reaches Central Park!
03:16Without a Chill X concert to chill the New Yorkers out, crankiness will hit levels we've never seen in history!
03:21And according to science, this will give the stress ball enough crankiness to grow so big it could destroy the Earth!
03:31Set us free and my half sidekicks and I will stop it!
03:34We have real superpowers and can totally take the squishy ball thing!
03:38You're just lying to get out of that cage!
03:40Yes, we are!
03:43Wait...
03:44And the only place you're going is the maximum security wing, where we keep the worst of the worst of the worst!
03:52You haven't seen the last of us!
03:55Wait a minute!
03:57We don't need their superpowers!
03:59Where we can use the goop to give us real superpowers!
04:03Are we sure it's safe?
04:05Only one way to find out!
04:07Are you kidding me?!
04:12And after heroically gooping themselves to save the day, Rocky and Bullwinkle became the totally legit Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!
04:22Whoa, Rocky, we're super buffed!
04:25And what other super stuff do we have?
04:27You have the super buff powers of...
04:29Super sweet action antlers!
04:33And Amazagloves, able to kapow!
04:37And ka-wow!
04:38That's kind of weird!
04:39Squirrel Wonder with x-ray goggle powers!
04:42Hey, get back here, Amazaglove!
04:44His Turbo Tail!
04:47Well, thanks, Rock!
04:48And the power of Hokey Smoke!
04:52Yes!
04:53For people, it's the awesome and totally legit Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!
04:59Well, are you gonna save the world or what?
05:01Oh, right!
05:02Got lost in the pose!
05:05So, as our super-powered heroes raced to save the day, deep in the bowels of the SHH,
05:10our villains were issued super-power-preventing bracelets, which take away all of their powers!
05:18I miss my beefy legs!
05:20And look, we're stuck with the worst villains in history!
05:23Dr. Smash!
05:26Invisageal!
05:28And the Fibber!
05:29The world's greatest liar!
05:32I'm not the Fibber!
05:33Oh, sorry, that's our mistake!
05:35Wait a minute!
05:37You got fit!
05:40Fearless leader, if these super-bad guys can't escape super-prison, how can we?
05:45Don't forget!
05:47I have a man on the outside!
05:49And by man, I mean woman!
05:50And by woman, I mean CHICKEN!
05:52Don't do it, chicken!
06:01Do it, chicken!
06:03You got to be a man on the outside!
06:05Oh, shit!
06:06Oh, shit!
06:11Oh, shit!
06:12Oh, shit!
06:13Oh, shit!
06:14Oh, shit!
06:15Oh, shit!
06:16Oh, shit!
06:17So, why did the chicken cross the road?
06:20To get sent to jail on purpose.
06:26Okay, Amazamoose, this road leads right to that ChillX concert.
06:30So we stop that blind breed bad boy right here, right now.
06:39Giant stress ball! As cute as you look, you must be stopped!
06:43Amazaco-go!
06:47Wow, he does not look cute anymore.
06:52Whoa!
06:56Then it looks like it's time for...
06:58Turbo tail freeze ray!
07:03Oh yeah, that worked. I rock. What's that noise?
07:08Uh-oh.
07:10Tough ball, right?
07:17Oh no, Bullwinkle! Their crankiness made it bigger!
07:22And just imagine how big one million cranky New Yorkers will make it if it destroys their concert!
07:28So, as the growing stress ball had our heroes stressing out, some super nasty people had our villains creeping out.
07:34We have to escape! These evil peeps are giving me the evil creeps!
07:39Clear door! We got a new one!
07:42Evil chicken! What are you doing here?
07:54And how can you bust us out of here if you're locked in here?
07:57Man, I love that chicken!
08:02And then, with the power of a super bobby pin, our villains got back their superpowers!
08:07And I love my bippy legs!
08:11Freeze, villain!
08:18Escape time, baby!
08:20Aren't you guys coming too?
08:22We're not going anywhere!
08:24Yeah, we love it here!
08:26Three square meals a day, free healthcare...
08:29President!
08:30President!
08:31No!
08:32Let's try it for all of the president!
08:34Yeah!
08:35Suit yourselves!
08:37Let's get out of here and get back to Pennsylvania!
08:39No!
08:41We're not leaving here without the goop.
08:43Just imagine some mayhem we can cause with all that power!
08:46Boris and I can finally become fully superpowered!
08:50How are all bifbarmongers?
08:52To the goop!
08:55So long, we'll miss you!
08:57Aw!
08:58Hey, thanks, Fever!
08:59You know, I'll miss you!
09:00You got fibbed!
09:04So, as our super bad guys went hunting for more super goop,
09:08Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder were about to...
09:11Give up!
09:12But we can't give up!
09:13Sure we can!
09:14Bad heroes give up all the time!
09:16It's their thing!
09:17But what would Captain Great Guy do in a situation like this?
09:22Blast our superpowers at each other,
09:24allowing them to combine into a double powered Mega Blast!
09:27Just like in Captain Great Guy 8!
09:29Blast your superpowers at each other,
09:31allowing them to combine into a double powered Mega Blast!
09:35But first, I'll go...
09:37Charmotail!
09:38And I'll go Amazable!
09:48Here it comes!
09:49Time to combine powers!
09:50Okay!
09:51Get into position!
09:53This is a little awkward, but...
09:55Whatever!
09:56Turbo Tail and Antler Blast go!
09:58It's gone!
09:59We did it!
10:00We are great super powered heroes!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:12Oh!
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10:14Oh!
10:15Oh!
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10:18Oh!
10:19Oh!
10:20Oh!
10:21Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:23Oh!
10:24Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:26Oh!
10:27Oh now...
10:28Oh wait...
10:29We created more stress-balls?
10:31Yeah, but they're small and cute, and totally harmless again!
10:37But, when The New Yorkers got cranky about being covered in stress balls...
10:40Ah!
10:41He's right!
10:42Oh no!
10:43Can Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder stop the stress ball-iest army on the planet?
10:48Will the most evil villains on the planet get more goop?
10:52What, back in the cafeteria?
10:54Cafeteria?
10:57Darnock!
10:58This isn't the cafeteria.
11:00Wait, it's not?
11:01You can't help!
11:03Find out after this important message.
11:06No, wait, this says massage.
11:07Oh, oh, we're doing this again.
11:09On this day in 1680-something,
11:12Sir Isaac Newton was feeling too tense to do science.
11:16A little lower, Ralph.
11:18Ah, yes, that's better.
11:20Now, let's do science!
11:27And when he regained consciousness five hours later,
11:31he invented gravity!
11:33Making it a very important massage.
11:36Makes sense to me.
11:37Anyway, we resume our story in Central Park,
11:40where one million New Yorkers were waiting
11:42for the chillest concert in history.
11:44But little do they know their chillin' was about to be illin'
11:47because these stress balls had gone billin'
11:51thanks to Amaze-a-Duke and Squirrel Blunder.
11:54All right, we already feel bad enough as it is,
11:57nare hater.
11:58Okay, I deserve that.
12:00But now we have to stop those stress balls
12:02from destroying the chillest concert,
12:05making one million New Yorkers so cranky
12:07the ball will grow so big it'll destroy the Earth.
12:10But how?
12:11Sure, we have super real powers now,
12:14but we totally super real stink.
12:16If only there was someone who knew all about super powers
12:19and could help us get better with ours.
12:21Yeah, like a guy who's great.
12:25Captain Great Guy!
12:27Oh, well.
12:28Bullwinkle!
12:29Captain Great Guy can teach us how to use our powers!
12:32But how do we find him, Rock?
12:34Easy!
12:35Because Mark Hamill, who plays Captain Great Guy,
12:37is here in New York!
12:39Because Hollywood stars love to come to Broadway
12:41so they can be real actors!
12:45Thank you!
12:46Thank you!
12:47Who wants a skull?
12:52Hello, I'm Mark Hamill.
12:55Oh, no, it's you two.
12:57Wait, you know who we are?
12:59Yes, you're the moose and squirrel
13:01who send me fan mail every day.
13:04Did you get the hand mail?
13:06Yes, I got all the hands.
13:08That's what you think, Mark Hamill!
13:11So, do you want me to sign your antlers or something?
13:15Yes, but first we need you to get into your Captain Great Guy costume
13:18and teach us how to use our new powers and save the city!
13:22And probably the world!
13:24You understand I'm not really Captain Great Guy.
13:27I'm just the incredibly handsome actor that plays Captain Great Guy.
13:31And not for much longer.
13:33We just shot the last one.
13:34And besides, it's not like I bring my Captain Great Guy costume around with me wherever I go.
13:41Go, X-Ray Goggles!
13:44Hey, cut it out!
13:46Its lightweight compression fabric keeps me toned and energized on stage.
13:50But I don't have real superpowers.
13:53Well, you do know!
13:55What's happening?
13:56You just got poop, yo!
13:57Okay!
13:58I'm kinda freaking out here!
13:59Oh, dude!
14:00Wait till the burning kicks in!
14:01Burning?!
14:02Whoa!
14:03Captain Great Guy now has real-life bad guy-stopping superpowers!
14:06And speaking of bad guys...
14:07Fearless Laser, Evil Chicken, Boris and Natasha...
14:08Hey!
14:09It's Bormungus!
14:10I'm Grapplegal!
14:11Whatever, freaks!
14:12Anyway, they were on their way to steal the secret stash of Super Goop!
14:15They're coming for the goop!
14:28They're coming for the goop!
14:31Stop them!
14:33Stop it!
14:34Stop them!
14:38Stop them!
14:40Oh!
14:41I can almost taste the goop!
14:43All freaks!
14:46Time to stomp around, baby!
14:52No! Allow me to stick my neck out for you, darling!
15:00That was, like, too easy.
15:02We're so getting that goop.
15:04Not getting that goop! Not getting that goop! Not getting that goop! Not getting that goop!
15:07Hooray! The bad guys are totally surrounded and there's nothing they can do!
15:23I know I said it before, but man, I love that chicken!
15:31Ah! You're not getting that goop!
15:34Hand over, Mr. Goop!
15:35No way!
15:36Your closed door is no match for my beefy leg!
15:42The door was such a match for my beefy leg!
15:46Do your worst! This door is made of top-secret reinforced steel!
15:50It's shadow-proof, explosion-proof, and chicken-proof!
15:53Very impressive.
15:55But is it laser-proof?
16:01Oh, I'm gonna need a minute.
16:03Good! We can use that minute to check back in with Mark Hamill, also known as...
16:08Captain Great Guy!
16:10And Squirrel Wonder!
16:12And Amazamoose!
16:16Now teach us, Captain Great Guy, so we can be super like you and stop those stress balls!
16:20And again, probably save the world!
16:22Well, if there's one thing I learned from playing Captain Great Guy, it's that the super powers that really matter are in here, and in here!
16:31Uh, can you repeat that last part?
16:34And the first part?
16:35We weren't paying attention!
16:36We weren't paying attention!
16:37What he means is use the powers that make us all super, like the power of giving!
16:44So, we give these stress balls tasty treats because we understand they had a hard day terrorizing the city!
16:51It's what good heroes do.
16:53And now, the power of caring!
17:05Caring!
17:09Please stop rampaging, Mr. Stress Ball!
17:11You don't have to act out to get attention!
17:14It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault!
17:20Okay, let's go!
17:23And the power of puppy dog eyes!
17:30Please stop! Please stop!
17:32Where will be the stress balls?
17:39Okay, fellas, glad I could help you save the world.
17:43Uh, you know there's still a ton more stress balls out there, right?
17:49Guys, I gotta go!
17:50If I'm not there at half hours, Shakespeare the Musical will put the understudy on!
17:55Please help us, Mark Campbell!
17:57Oh, look at us!
17:59We love you!
18:00Ah, those are adorable!
18:02Let's gooooo!
18:03So, as our super adorable hero zoomed off to save the day, Peach Fuzz was-
18:08They're protecting the ghost!
18:10Let poor Mungus handle this with his irresistible puppy dog eyes!
18:14Pretty-
18:15No!
18:16I can't believe that didn't work!
18:21Whoa!
18:22Those puppy dog eyes make me want to go right back to Rocky and Bullwinkle's storyline!
18:26Where our heroes race to Central Park to stop those stress balls!
18:30We're too late!
18:31The stress balls are gonna destroy the ChillX concert!
18:33Wait a minute!
18:34ChillX is about to go on!
18:35When the stress balls hear that first chill tune, they'll come down and shrink back to normal!
18:39Look!
18:40Here comes his chill tour bus now!
18:41All right!
18:42Time to perform the ChillX concert on the face of the-
18:43Just press ball and ChillX!
18:44No!
18:45ChillX!
18:46ChillX!
18:47ChillX!
18:48ChillX!
18:49Now the crowd's getting cranky!
18:50ChillX!
18:51ChillX!
18:52Now they're getting, like, really cranky!
18:53Oh, no!
18:54Can Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder save all of the cranky New Yorkers-
18:56And possibly the world-
18:57Before the stress balls become unstoppable!
18:58I can save them with the greatest superpower on Earth!
19:01Love?
19:02No!
19:03Acting!
19:04Okay!
19:05Okay!
19:06Okay!
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19:25Okay!
19:26And then, with the power of makeup, wardrobe, and intense focus, Mark Hamill became-
19:31Hello, everyone!
19:33I'm ChillX!
19:35And not Mark Hamill!
19:50It's working!
19:51But now we need to get all of New York to chill!
19:54And now that Captain Great Guy showed Rocky and Bullwiggle how to actually use their superpowers,
20:00they took the show on the road and chilled out everyone in the city that never sleeps!
20:05Hey, maybe that's why they're so cranky!
20:07And they didn't stop until everyone felt chill!
20:10And so, with zero stress in the city, the stress balls felt happy again and merged back into one and returned to its original size!
20:22And they all lived chilly ever after!
20:25Now what do we do with this stress ball to make sure it stays happy and relaxed so this never happens again?
20:32I know!
20:33I'll take it to the calmest, most relaxing place on earth!
20:37Hollywood!
20:38That's right!
20:39Hollywood, baby!
20:40Where Mark Hamill and the stress ball breathe new life into the Captain Great Guy franchise!
20:45With...
20:46Captain Great Guy 12!
20:47I have real powers now and also this stress ball!
20:50Quick stress ball!
20:52Let's go...
20:53This way!
20:55Cut!
20:57Mark!
20:58You gotta control those powers!
21:00That's the fourth building today!
21:02No problem, JB!
21:04I got this under control!
21:09But we're getting ahead of ourselves because we still have to finish the bad guy's story!
21:13Let's face it, we're never getting through this door!
21:16I guess I'm stuck being half-super forever!
21:19Well, on the bright side, at least we're free from that cuckoo jail place!
21:24Think again, evildoers!
21:26Cause you're going back there for a long, long time!
21:30Moose and Squirrel, how did you get super power?
21:33Yeah, we duped ourselves!
21:35And we're way more powerful than you!
21:38Like, so powerful you could open this Bormangus-proof door that we all hate!
21:43Don't do it!
21:44It's a trick!
21:45We know it's a trick!
21:47Yeah, why kick open the door when I can just type in the password?
21:51I hate that, Moose!
21:54Yeah!
21:55It's time for time, baby!
22:04Uh, okay, they might be more powerful than us again!
22:06Oh no!
22:07The super bad guys are even more super bad!
22:10And they have all the goop!
22:12Can Rocky and Bullwinkle find a way to stop this fearsome foursome?
22:16And what will our super evil villains do next?
22:18Oh!
22:19I made a super evil to-do list while I was in prison!
22:22Find out in our next super-powered episode!
22:26Villains V. Illin!
22:27Or...
22:28Waiter!
22:29There's a fly in my goop!
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