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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, in an attempt to win free shrimp for life, our heroes went on a quest to find cool mystical gems like this water gem, H2-WOW!
00:17And this fire gem. Just look at them responsibly use those fire powers, because fire is dangerous, kids.
00:24They were sent on a quest by the ghost of Long Tom Lobster to keep the gems out of evil hands, like fearless leaders, who wants to use the gems for his own nefarious and fishy purposes.
00:34And speaking of purposes... No, those are porpoises, I said purposes. Rocky and Bullwinkle must now seek a third power gem, which Long Tom Lobster just remembered!
00:45Wait, just remembered, there'll be a third gem! And do you remember the gems are protected by guardians, like this thing?
00:53Aye, and that thing! What terrifying creature will be guarding the third gem? Let's find out in this new action-packed episode!
01:01Here's another power gem!
01:03I'm sorry, okay? I'm 500 years old and I forget things. But forget not this...
01:12You gotta get that gem before it falls into the wrong hands, because if it does fall into the wrong hands, it'll be the end of the world and that's that!
01:19Okay!
01:21Okay!
01:23So we've already found a water gem and a fire gem. Hmm, what's next?
01:27Well, fire and water make... hot water!
01:31And hot water cook spaghetti...
01:33HHHHHHH! This was spaghetti gem!
01:36Spaghetti gem, spaghetti gem, spaghetti gem, spaghetti gem.
01:39No, you dancing dancers! It's a win-
01:41Wind gem!
01:43Wind gem, wind gem, wind gem!
01:46So sad it's not Spaghetti Gem.
01:49Okay, you're being a bit overdramatic.
01:52Spaghetti Gem was a pretty big leap.
01:55Yeah.
01:56So where do we find this not Spaghetti Gem?
01:59The Wind Gem being the windiest city in all the globe.
02:05Chicago?
02:06No, Chicago. Oh, wait, you did say Chicago.
02:10And you'll be needing the water and fire gems
02:15because if you think those last two guardians were bad mama-jamas,
02:19wait till your dance and dances tango with a wind guardian.
02:25Oh, I do not like the sound of that.
02:28But with the protection of the power gems,
02:30I'm sure our heroic heroes will once again escape danger.
02:34Sweet mini martial artist, a tiny ninja?
02:37Who could it be?
02:39And why is that ninja following Rocky and Bo Winkle?
02:42Seriously, ninja, why are you following Rocky and Bo Winkle?
02:46Oh, ninja secret.
02:49Maybe we'll find out the answer in just a moment.
02:52If you wanna play attack in just a moment he must defend RAS.
02:54Why are you destroying protopards?
02:56Then turn RAS.
02:58Ah, oh, ninjaekenis!
02:59And
03:18We rejoin our heroes as they travel to Chicago, home to Chicago deep dish pizza, Chicago bears
03:33and cubs, the oh yes, and wind.
03:41It's so windy.
03:43Drop the ankle.
03:48Okay, we found gems in underground canals, inside an active volcano, but this is definitely the craziest place yet.
03:59A mini golf course.
04:02Now, according to Long Tom Lobster, the gem is somewhere in there, and so is the most terrifying gem guardian yet.
04:10Let's hit the links.
04:12So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle teed off, little did they know, they were being watched by that tiny ninja.
04:19And also, a certain chicken had taken note of their arrival.
04:23No, not Evil Chicken.
04:25Evil Chicken's cousin, Chicago Chicken, who called up her cousin, Gossip Chicken.
04:30Who called their cousin, High Tech Chicken.
04:33Who sent an email to...
04:34Who then texted Fearless Leader.
04:37Who quickly called, guess who.
04:41Who sent squirrel on mini golfing in Chicago.
04:43Go.
04:44And then Boris called Fearless Leader back.
04:46Yeah, okay.
04:47How come we have to share tiny TV square before the chickens get their own?
04:52Just go get me those gems.
04:56Let's see.
04:57If I was a wind gem, where would I be?
05:01Shh, Rocky, please.
05:03I'm trying to get my putt on.
05:07Ballwinkle?
05:19We're here to find a mystical power gem.
05:22And hitting a tiny ball with a little red putter isn't gonna help.
05:25You're absolutely right, Brock.
05:28I should go with Big Martha.
05:30Five!
05:31Five!
05:31Ballwinkle, you found the wind gem.
05:38Yeah, but now I can't find my ball.
05:40And that's a two-stroke penalty.
05:42Uh-huh, yeah.
05:43Oh, I found the wind gem.
05:45Now, get ready to face the gem guardian that Long Tom Lobster said would be the meanest
05:51ram-a-jim of all.
05:53Ha-ha, farm-a-ball.
06:05Huh, no mamma jammas.
06:07I guess we're cool.
06:13Not cool!
06:14Who dares disturb the gem?
06:21I'd have to say, this is easily one of the most challenging miniature golf courses I have ever played.
06:27Ballwinkle, quick!
06:28Give me the water and fire gem so we can defeat him.
06:31Got it.
06:32Oh, wait, I forgot.
06:34I put them in one of those cute orange storage lockers for safekeeping.
06:40Get the gem smooth!
06:42On it.
06:43Let's see, which one was it?
06:48Nope.
06:49Nope.
06:50Nope.
06:51Nope.
06:52Oh my god!
06:53Now you made me lose my place!
06:56Now I gotta start over!
06:58Nope.
06:59Nope.
07:00Nope.
07:01Go!
07:02Where?
07:04Go!
07:08Nope.
07:09Nope.
07:10Nope.
07:13Nope.
07:13Nope.
07:14No.
07:23Oh, the wind gem is missing.
07:26Who could have taken it?
07:27Nope.
07:28it was rocky looks like that guardian is gone with the wind
07:41good news the gems were in the bag the whole time it was actually two churros that i locked
07:51away for safekeeping just give me the churro
07:58lucky look a tiny ninja stay back we have the power of water fire and wind and churro
08:07greetings rocky and bullwinkle i am thalia and i come from squirrel dorado squirrel dorado
08:21the mythical squirrel paradise where the streets are paved with acorns squirrel de nada squirrel dorado
08:28it's a hidden cloud city of flying squirrels that only appears once every hundred years
08:34and then disappears
08:37oh squirrel tomato squirrel tomato and i'm here to take you there
08:43whoa
08:47a floating city full of rockies we gotta go but bullwinkle we have a mission to keep the power gem
08:53safe what could be safer than a secret fairy tale sky city this loud cow speaks the truth our city is
09:00quite safe for now wait for now what is that
09:05power of the wind jungle
09:07welcome to squirrel dorado
09:18wow this place is nuts literally my fellow squirrels i found him
09:25okay well i guess i'll just catch up with you later
09:34so as bullwinkle stood alone on the nutty streets of squirrel dorado
09:38two bigger nuts had just arrived at chicago's own mini putt golf course
09:43hmm there was great battle here
09:47yeah how'd you figure that one out detective genius
09:51is a gift
09:52what is that
09:57oh it's floppy wind guy but he's all floppy no wind
10:01help me
10:03ah it talks
10:05man this show just gets bearder and bearder
10:07moose and squirrel steal wind gem
10:12wind gem
10:13oh boris there's a third power gem and moose and sparrow have it
10:18floppy guy tell us where moose and squirrel took the gem
10:21can't take you there but to wink
10:26then perhaps we can make some alterations
10:30so evo chicken's gonna sew up the wind man
10:43yeah and she's gonna make him bigger stronger and windier
10:48to fight moose and squirrel and get me the gems
10:51that's the plan man this show just gets weirder and weirder
10:55oh oh oh oh these acorn streets kind of hurt
11:02but this acorn ice cream's delicious there's nothing like this at home
11:07that's because squirrel dorado has everything a squirrel could want
11:10what about a moose no we have nothing for you
11:14oh and no visit to squirrel dorado
11:18would be complete without a trip to chuckle's nut hunt
11:22oh boy stand-up squirrel comedy bullwinkle let's go
11:31has this ever been you you're trying to store nuts in your tree and you're like
11:35oh no i got too many acorns
11:39that's never happened to me oh it's just too many what am i gonna do
11:43too many acorns come on yeah you know what i'm talking about
11:46i don't know what he's talking about and have you ever noticed how some squirrels are like
11:51i like acorns right but other squirrels are like wait a minute i like acorns too
11:58i don't understand you said the same thing both times
12:02but it's the way he said it bullwinkle i love this place please don't just think if you hadn't
12:08convinced me to come to squirrel dorado i wouldn't be having the time of my life with all these new
12:14friends new friends squirrel comedy looks like bullwinkle is the odd moose out can rocky and
12:22bullwinkle's friendship survive this squirrely paradise and will anyone survive evil chicken's
12:27winstrosity find out right after
12:37no no we've been hacked by high-tech chicken
12:42and she won't show us the rest of the episode unless we meet her demands
12:45eleven dollars in buck coins forget it i'm not paying
12:52fine i don't need to know what happens to rocky and bullwinkle's friendship
12:56or if boris and natasha steal the power jams or okay i'll pay the eleven dollars
13:03oh good we're back and we return to squirrel dorado to find bullwinkle feeling a little uncomfortable
13:10so what do you think of the feast rocky this is all for you this is so amazing i've never felt so
13:17welcome and so important yeah well it was a total blast uh but we gotta get these power gems back to
13:24a pirate ghost so let's go rock back to our normal lives and our unbreakable best friendship but rocky
13:30can't leave for he is the chosen one yeah i can't leave because i'm the chosen one there's a prophecy oh
13:39here we go this ancient stone tablet foretells the story of squirrel dorado appearing out of the
13:46clouds to find a chosen protector to stay and defend our city forever bullwinkle it looks just like me when
13:55i defeated the wind guardian at the miniature golf course maybe i am the chosen one
14:01what the prophecy squirrel doesn't look anything like you see please do not draw on the prophecy
14:08rocky rocky it's you
14:24and so not wanting to stand in the way of rocky's destiny and new friends
14:29bullwinkle grabbed a makeshift parachute
14:35and left squirrel dorado and his best friend behind meanwhile back in potsylvania boris and
14:41natasha were ready to head out to squirrel dorado with their new and improved friend
14:48it's seeking cyborg eye titanium reinforced fiber fabric steel fortified and not floppy hands to carry us
14:56right the franken guardian set out to find his wind gem which means they were heading directly
15:18towards squirrel dorado hey watch out for this guy okay who wants an acorn spritzer ah this is the
15:28life huh bullwinkle bullwinkle oh i saw your friend take the tablecloth and walk toward the edge of
15:35squirrel dorado and you know something i was like hey antlers where you going and he was all like
15:40oh i'm a moose and i don't belong here and i was like whoa whoa god i didn't ask me a life story
15:48bullwinkle left squirrel dorado because he didn't feel like he fit in here
15:52bulky smokes i gotta go find him whoa guy i didn't ask for your life story rocky you can't leave
16:00you're the chosen one squirrel dorado needs you i'm sorry thalia but i have to find bullwinkle
16:07and i think i know exactly where he is hey watch out for this guy okay who wants more grass isn't this
16:17great you guys loving moosetopia or what hey here's one for you uh what did the moose say to the other
16:26moose oh hey rock what's up just chilling with my moose pals yeah they think i might be the chosen one
16:42you gotta get me out of here but i know you can't because you've got to get back to your squirrel
16:47friends in your squirrel world and stay there forever you thought i was gonna stay in squirrel dorado
16:52forever well aren't you they've got all those acorns and that stand-up squirrel who i guess is funny
16:59and that enormous windsock guy flying towards it right now
17:04it's the wind guardian and whoa he's totally out now
17:10bullwinkle i've got to protect squirrel dorado i'm the chosen one give me the power gems no problem
17:19all right i locked them in an adorable squirrel dorado a locker for safekeeping unbelievable
17:28let's go goodbye moosetopia i'll never forget you
17:35and so our heroes flew fast through clear sunny skies but back in squirrel dorado the forecast was calling
17:43for win
17:49it's some sort of ramsock dancer whoa he's all like whoa whoa and i'm all like
17:58people of freaky squirrel please give us the power jam and nobody gets hurt except that hack squirrel
18:05comedian who clearly had it coming we don't know what you're talking about leave us in peace
18:12how about instead we leave you in peace
18:16you must smash stuff big guy
18:28hey why don't you pick on someone your own size like
18:34how are you coming with those gems oh you made me lose my place rock nope nope nope nope
18:48rocky's not afraid of you he's the chosen one go ahead rocky be the chosen one okay i guess i could
18:56maybe
19:07i don't understand the ancient prophecy foretold that rocky was the chosen one
19:17if it's not him then who wait a minute i'm the chosen one of mostopia it must be me wind guardian
19:28prepare to
19:32okay it's not me
19:33he's easy beating moose and squirrel when you've got giant frankenvin thing
19:40oh i love you floppy guy
19:43and at that moment wanting to protect her friends valia attacked the wind guardian with everything she had
19:52oh no she tried one didn't but it wasn't enough
20:03oh
20:09you come foolish sparrow cranking wind is unstoppable
20:14it was dahlia
20:28dahlia's the chosen one
20:32dahlia's the chosen one
20:37now about these two
20:51and so with their fearsome foes vanquished the prophecy stuff fulfilled and the true chosen one
20:57revealed the squirrels of squirrel dorado prepared to return to their squirrel realm for another hundred
21:02years good luck on the rest of your journey rocky and rocky's friend unless you want to come with us
21:09we could use a good squirrel and this elk can come too nope my place is in frostbite falls
21:17i'll go what oh i mean uh my place is in frostbite falls sorry so squirrel dorado disappeared just like
21:24the lost city of atlantis if atlantis was in the sky and full of squirrels tell me the truth rock
21:30you're gonna miss squirrel dorado aren't you yeah it was pretty cush but to be honest there's some place
21:36i'd rather be best friend dorado oh man what's that another floating city no moose i mean
21:45i'd rather be here with you oh oh oh oh oh and best of all we've got all three gems safe and sound
21:57and out of the hands of evil think again frostbite fools
22:06ah he's got the gems oh oh oh oh oh oh
22:13see you in the next episode that links
22:18oh why didn't we end the episode 30 seconds ago when everything was going great right oh no will our
22:25heroes be able to get the gems back before it's too late and once fearless leader gets the gems what
22:31evil purpose will he use them for i'll tell you for eleven dollars in walk coins i'll just wait for
22:37our next exciting episode gem me shelter or you are the wind guardian beneath my gems
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