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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our super furry friends set out to become super action heroes.
00:12And just in time, because Fearless Leader had transformed into the super lame villain, Fearless Laser.
00:18Then, in an epic battle, Amazalus and Squirrel Wonder, that's Rocky and Bullwinkle, de facto lame lasered him.
00:24But little did they know, Fearless Leader fell into mysterious goop and emerged with actual super laser powers.
00:31The name's Fearless Laser.
00:34Oh no! Will our heroes be able to super save the day? Let's find out in this brand new super powered episode.
00:41Having saved the world once again, our heroes were enjoying some much deserved R&R, as in rest and Rocky.
00:48Ah, this is the life, eh, Beewinks? The sun, the sand, the sounds of the ocean. Great ocean sounds, by the way.
01:01Thanks, Beach Bud. And this staycation was a great idea.
01:05I'll tell ya, I'm so relaxed I haven't used my stress ball once.
01:08As you know, I squeeze a stress ball whenever I'm stressed.
01:13Funny, I don't remember you having a stress ball.
01:18Ha! I told you the car would go faster without those pesky brakes!
01:25Guess who's gonna be Snake Parents?
01:34Remember, Rock, always cut the blue wire.
01:42Phew.
01:43Or is it always cut the red?
01:45Wait.
01:46Ohohoh!
01:47I guess you do use that ball...
01:48Ooh!
01:48I guess you do use that ball...
01:49But no anymore, Ruck!
01:51Cuz you're smack-dab in the no-stressy-no-squeezy zone.
01:55Hello Rocky and Bullwinkle, there's something you need to start stressing about big time.
02:08Uh oh, looks like this staycation is over.
02:25They save the day, they save the night, they save the mid-morning and eve and twilight.
02:31You don't feel it's better watch your back, these super good guys are on the attack.
02:36It counts as fame, it's pretty good too, it's world of wonder and I make a moose.
02:42When we last left our heroes, they were staycation-napped by director Peach Fuzz
02:46and flown to SHH's secret command base in the Statue of Liberty.
02:52So what's this all about, Peach Fuzz?
02:54Yeah, you can't just grab us, throw us in a van and bring us to this theater place without offering us popcorn.
03:00Fine, happy now?
03:05Now my agents have been monitoring Fearless Leader who somehow transformed himself
03:10into a terrifying superpower villain called Fearless Lady.
03:18Oh please, Amazimus and Squirrel Wonder totally defeated him.
03:22Yeah, all he had was a bunch of silly laser pointers, he's a joke.
03:27Does this look like a joke?
03:28Does this look like a joke?
03:29Mount Rushmore.
03:31Easter Island.
03:33And the Sphinx.
03:36Hulky Smokes, he's defacing the world's most famous faces.
03:41And he must be stopped.
03:43Looks like it's time once again for Amazimus and Squirrel Wonder.
03:48And that's why I've brought you two here.
03:50Because despite your lack of brain, skills or balance,
03:53you've somehow been able to defeat Fearless Leader again and again.
03:59Yep, that's pretty much the show.
04:01But how are we gonna defeat Fearless Laser when he has real freaky lasers?
04:05And we got real freaky nothing!
04:07That brings me to the second reason I've asked you here.
04:09Super suit time!
04:13For decades, the SHH has tried to develop a super suit with super cool powers.
04:18This first prototype gives you supersonic flying speed, but crashed 19 super times.
04:24This one was super fly, but it couldn't fly.
04:28And this one actually did fly, but it had so many abs, no one could control it.
04:33We'll never forget you, Terry.
04:36How could we?
04:37He keeps leaving these black and white pictures of himself everywhere!
04:41Everybody loves Terry!
04:42Anyway, we finally perfected the balance between super and suit.
04:53Whoa!
04:55And we had a little super suit material left over.
04:57So we made this adorable tiny suit!
05:00Hulkie Smokes! It's exactly my size!
05:03Exactly correct!
05:05Now super suit up and super stock Fearless Laser!
05:08Oh! I should probably wear the large one!
05:16As Rocky and Bullwinkle got new super powered super suits, in Potsylvania,
05:21Fearless Leader was about to get a new super powered sidekick!
05:24We're gonna get powers! We're gonna get powers!
05:27Ah ah ah!
05:28Not so fast! The narrator said sidekick!
05:32I only scooped enough goop to turn one of you into a super sidekick!
05:36How will you choose, oh fearless one?
05:38Yes, all-powerful, totally cool, and very handsome boss-man!
05:43He's a sidekick for you!
05:44Sidekick!
05:47Hmm...
05:48How about you convince me who to choose via...
05:51Fancy presentation!
05:53And zip it!
05:55Fearless Leader, if you select me, I will use the power of goop to give myself grappling hook powers,
06:02transforming into grapple gal!
06:04With these powers, there won't be any problem I can't grapple with!
06:08Hmm...
06:09I like the pun!
06:10You took a risk, and it paid off!
06:13Boris?
06:14If you choose me, I don't need wimpy grappling hooks!
06:18I will use goop to beef up my natural beefiness to become!
06:22Poor Mangus, the strongest man alive!
06:25And with all those muscles, there is nothing I can't grapple with!
06:30Huh, interesting, you stole Natasha's pun, and it really didn't work!
06:35So, uh, why don't you both just, uh, bite over it!
06:40Give me that too much!
06:41Poor Mangus is number one, Gus!
06:43Oh, hey!
06:50Whoa!
06:51Boris's legs are super biffy, baby!
06:55First of all, ew!
06:56Second, the rest of you is still wimpy!
06:59Tch, at least one of them has powers!
07:01Where are yours, grapple gal?
07:04Maybe I don't have powers, because you spilled the goop, you goon!
07:08Uh, Natasha?
07:14Yeah, this is totally messed up!
07:16As Fearless Laser was figuring out which half-witted, half-powered sidekick to choose,
07:21Rocky and Bullwinkle were figuring out how to defeat Fearless Leader in their bowl-powered super suits!
07:26And, if you press the button on your left knuckle, it shoots super-stopping ropes!
07:30You mean this one?
07:31No, no, no, no, that's the smoke screen!
07:38I think I'm getting the hang of this!
07:40Now, let's super-get out there and super-stop Fearless Laser!
07:44Bullwinkle!
07:45It's always important to learn how to use things properly to avoid injury and or humiliation!
07:51Where'd you hear that garbage?
07:53It's right here on the Super Suit's warning label!
07:57Buttrock!
07:58We're Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!
08:01And there's no time to lose!
08:02Or practice!
08:08Bullseye!
08:10Now, let's go before Fearless Laser does his next evil laser thing!
08:14And what was Fearless Laser's next famous face to deface?
08:20Behold!
08:22My next famous face to deface!
08:24The man in the moon!
08:26Ooh!
08:28Every night, people all over the world will look up and marvel like how powerful and handsome I am!
08:38Ahhhh!
08:40One snack though!
08:41My lasers can't reach the moon!
08:42Awwww!
08:43Yet?
08:44Ooh!
08:46But first, we have to steal this!
08:50The MacGuffin Diamond!
08:52The MacGuffin Diamond!
08:53Yes!
08:54With the laser concentrating power of the world's largest diamond and the magnification power of the world's largest telescope, I will pull off the greatest defacing in the history of the world!
09:05And the moon!
09:08Jumping for joy on biffy legs is fun!
09:13But Fearless Leader, how do we get the diamond?
09:15You mean the diamond that just so happens to be on a poorly guarded train tour across Europe at this very moment?
09:23You mean the diamond?
09:25Chugga-chugga!
09:26Oh, no!
09:35The hole's not beefy enough!
09:40Hello, darlings!
09:45And hello, diamond!
09:49He's going after the MacGuffin Diamond!
09:51Hang on, everybody!
09:52Change of course!
09:56Bullwinkle!
09:57We're about to go into action and you haven't even looked at your super soup manual!
10:01Oh, I'm looking at it right now!
10:05And that's what I'm gonna do when we face off against Fearless Laser!
10:09Rocky!
10:09Bullwinkle!
10:10We're approaching the drop zone!
10:12Stop Fearless Laser and get that diamond back!
10:14Copy that, Director!
10:16Right!
10:16Drop zone!
10:17And what is a drop zone?
10:19No!
10:22All right, now to find the bad guys!
10:24Supervision, activate!
10:29Let's see, supervision!
10:32Ah, that's the Super Net!
10:34Hello, Moose and Squattle!
10:36Hello, long net spy lady!
10:40And big beefy leg guy!
10:42That's kind of weirding me out right now!
10:43And it must be uncomfortable for you as well!
10:45Just tell him to give us the diamond!
10:48Give us the diamond!
10:50Or else!
10:50Or the slut!
10:52Or else this!
10:54Oh my god!
10:57Sorry, Rock!
10:58I meant, uh, or else this!
11:00Thanks for the getaway, Super Losers!
11:08Hmm, also not the this I was going for.
11:11Bullwinkle, you're gonna have to fly after them!
11:14Now, listen carefully!
11:16In order to take off...
11:17Take off!
11:18Got it!
11:19Stand back, Rock!
11:20I'm in a net!
11:21And watch!
11:22As her Maze-a-moose goes!
11:23Her Maze-a-boost!
11:37We've got it coming!
11:39Don't worry!
11:39Just working out the kinks!
11:41Oh no!
11:50Bullwinkle's first foray into superflying just super-plucked!
11:54I told you I'm working out the kinks!
11:56You know you're approaching Chicago, right?
11:58What?!
12:03And New York!
12:04And London!
12:05Will our heroes be able to stop Fearless Laser from defacing the most famous space in space?
12:17Find out after this short breakdance!
12:20Breakdance?
12:21Is that right?
12:36And now, back to our story, where after the biggest super-suit crash in super-suit history,
12:41Rocky's stress ball was helping Bullwinkle calm down!
12:46Kind of.
12:47That's it, buddy!
12:48Let the stress ball do its thing!
12:50There you go!
12:51Feeling better?
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah.
12:54I think I'm gonna be okay.
12:55Great!
12:56Because I just got reports that Fearless Laser has taken over Big Telescope Island,
13:01so it's time to get you back in that super-suit!
13:05Bullwinkle, you can do it!
13:09How do you know?
13:10Because of that great old saying, when you fall off a horse, you gotta get right back on!
13:15And when you cause billions of dollars of damage in a super-suit, you gotta get right back in it!
13:21You're right, Rocky!
13:22I'm gonna get right back on that horse!
13:25And in this case, I mean an actual horse!
13:29Where'd he get the horse?
13:31We ride him in parades!
13:35Not now, Terry!
13:38Hi-ho, Cinnamon!
13:39Hooray!
13:40Yeah, he's not getting in that suit!
13:42As Bullwinkle galloped away from his problems, an even bigger problem was rising on Big Telescope Island!
13:52Now, with the MacGuffin diamond in place, we simply have to wait for the moon to fall into perfect laser alignment!
13:59And then we'll show that man in the moon and the world who's boss!
14:05T-minus 10 minutes until total moon defacement!
14:0810 minutes is perfect amount of time for you to pick who you want your sidekick to be!
14:13But what is best way for you to choose who is worthy of sidekicking with you?
14:18Oh, that's easy!
14:1910-minute talent show!
14:21Ahhhh!
14:22Natasha goes first!
14:23You have five minutes!
14:25Yazzle me!
14:27What?
14:27Oh, oh, okay!
14:29Here's my impression of, uh, I, uh, enough!
14:34Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
14:36Here's a snake!
14:39Oh, I'm kinda scared!
14:41Here's an eel!
14:42Um, am I at an observatory or an earth aquarium?
14:46Because that looks exactly like an eel!
14:48She's just doing wrong animals!
14:50While Natasha was chasing her sidekick dreams, Rocky was chasing...
14:54Get back in the super zone!
14:56No, you can't make me!
14:57You just have to believe in yourself!
14:59I'll do it too, Bob!
15:00We're out of time!
15:02Get me Agent Chad!
15:06Time to turn this bad situation...
15:14into a Chad situation!
15:17He didn't really just say that, did he?
15:19Yo, PFAS, what's the sitch?
15:21I got a super-stress, scaredy moose and a super-empty super suit!
15:25Looks like my director needs a corrector.
15:28It's all good, Moose Chacho!
15:35You just keep squeezing that S-Ball!
15:37Me and Rockamundo got this on Liz Hawk, huh?
15:40Right, Rockstar?
15:41Seriously, don't make me go with this guy!
15:45Ha-ha, this guy's funny!
15:47When we get back, dinner's on me!
15:49I make my own pokeballs!
15:53I love that little guy!
15:55Keep on squeezing, Moose Man!
15:59Don't look at me like that, Cinnamon!
16:01Rockamundo will be better off with all that chattitude!
16:04As Bullwinkle sat on a horse squeezing a stress ball,
16:07Boris was on Big Telescope Island squeezing...
16:11everything!
16:12Who was watermelon?
16:15Enough!
16:16I get it, your legs are strong!
16:19I've made my sidekick decision!
16:22My new super sidekick is going to be...
16:26Evil Chicken!
16:30But she doesn't have any powers!
16:32And she didn't even destroy anything with her biffy legs!
16:36Well, you know, she's a chicken and your half-superpowers are freaking me out, okay?
16:40What?!
16:41That's ridiculous!
16:42Attention, attention!
16:44The moon in range in T minus one minute and counting!
16:48Ooh, get ready!
16:49The moon is almost in position!
16:52Attention, again!
16:53Unidentified flying heroes approaching!
16:55Let me guess, Moose and Squirrel!
16:58It's Squirrel and some really handsome guy!
17:02Well, whatever!
17:02Stop them!
17:05I just invested in this amazing Korean barbecue food truck company!
17:09You ever knocked KBBQ, rockman and all?
17:12No, Chad, I haven't!
17:15Now let's stop Fearless Leader and save the moon!
17:17No prob, Rob!
17:19I say we go... this way!
17:22Wrong way, not Moose Guy!
17:25Why don't you ditch that super suit and stay a while?
17:32Harsh!
17:32Looks like it's all up to you, rock and roll-up!
17:34Who wants watermelon?!
17:36And by that, I mean this!
17:44Director Peachfuzz, Rocky and Agent Chad have gone offline.
17:47We've lost contact.
17:48Good gravy.
17:49They've been de-supersuited.
17:51What do we do now, Director?
17:52Final!
17:56Ah, Director Peachfuzz, is this really the best you've got?
18:02Oh no, he's got my best friend!
18:04If you want to stop Fearless Laser, you've got to do better than Flying Squirrel and Chad!
18:09T-minus 30 seconds and counting.
18:13Say goodbye to your best friend, and get ready to say hello to the new man in the moon!
18:21That's it! Game over!
18:23Nothing can get there in time.
18:24Yes, there is!
18:26Amazamoose in a hypersonic super suit!
18:30The abtastic super suit.
18:32You know that thing's deadly, right?
18:34And you know my best friend's in trouble, so let's try, uh, this ab.
18:39Ah, oh, ooo o o o o o o o o o o o o!
18:43Full moon, in range.
18:44Begin defacement, you evil villain, you.
18:47Ha ha ha ha!
18:48Show me the moony, baby!
18:51You monster, you'll never get away with this!
18:54Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me
18:57LAZERING THE MOON!
19:09Oh
19:13You missed
19:23Whoa nobody's ever been able to control that suit just lucky. Yes, so let's try
19:30This one
19:33Want a hand or some legs or neck? Okay, no more puns
19:52Let's dance dance dance let's try out this one
20:00You can't stop that
20:02Hey, I'm untangled
20:06You're doing it bullwinkle even though it's completely by accident. That's okay cuz you got back on that horse
20:13That's a super suit. I know then this suit is really crushing it
20:19Nice suits moose you may have got lucky once yeah, actually it was twice
20:26Thank you Chad
20:28Luck always runs out and you can't get out of this by pressing a random ab
20:33You're right so I'll push all the abs
20:36I
20:38I
20:40Know you'd super come through really no, but I was super hopeful
20:58I knew you'd super come through really no, but I was super hopeful
21:03The three moose-keteers back together again. Ha ha ha
21:07Yeah, you're not part of this Chad and so with the moon safe and the villains vanquished
21:12Our heroes return to SHH well done super suit heroes
21:18Thanks to you the moon is safe and the bad guys are under wraps
21:22Thanks P5's couldn't have done it without my main moose man and my rock-a-locka ding-dong
21:27Chad get out of here right on giddy-up cinnamon. Let's go play adult dodgeball
21:32And what about those guys oh
21:37Oh
21:39They're not going anywhere thanks to that impenetrable laser-proof supercell
21:44But no cell can contain fearless laser
21:48Okay, maybe this one can
21:50And we managed to retrieve a sample of goop from Potsyvania our top scientists are studying it so we can figure out how to reverse its nefarious effects
22:02Well, I guess we won't be needing these super suits anymore and I won't be needing this stress ball anymore
22:09You know that was my stress ball
22:11Huh?
22:16Oh man, that stress ball just got gooped yo
22:19Will that be a good thing or a bad thing?
22:21Probably a bad thing
22:23Find out on our next exciting episode
22:26Goops I did it again
22:28Or full-fork stress
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