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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our plucky protagonists donned costumes of courage and became Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder.
00:14But then, a mysterious goop gooped its way into our story, giving Rocky and Bullwinkle real-life superpowers.
00:20But Fearless Leader got a hold of some goop, too, and created the fearsome foursome of doom.
00:26So, our hairy heroes traveled to a totally freaky opposite dimension and brought back opposite goop to stop the fearsome foursome.
00:34Yeah, buddy!
00:35But whoa, buddies, because while you were gone, the world was taken over by you-know-who.
00:41And now, let's go to London, where we find new world leader Fearless Laser's doomy flag rising all around the globe.
00:50Even in our beloved cross-fight falls.
00:56Oh, yeah!
00:59Attention, loyal subjects!
01:02Just a friendly reminder that I have used my superpowers to take over everything!
01:09And I'm currently the leader of the entire world!
01:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:16That is all!
01:17Well, not for long!
01:20Cause all we have to do is blast him with this ant-head group and take away his powers and save the world!
01:29Yeah, baby!
01:31Now, let's go stop those Bat Guys!
01:36You should roll the opening titles now.
01:38Sorry, my bad.
01:39I just got caught up in how cool and hardcore this episode is!
01:42Here they come and see the world
01:45Once a moose and once a squirrel
01:46Why?
01:49How do you like me?
01:50And brighter than thunder
01:51It's amazing moose and swirl wonder
01:54They save the day
01:57They save the night
01:58Save the mid-morning and even twilight
02:01Do your feelings better watch your back
02:04These super good guys are on me on time
02:07Because I'm getting a creep there too
02:09It's squirrel wonder and amazing moose
02:12And we're back
02:14Where our heroes reassure the good people of Frostbite Falls
02:17That good times would soon return
02:19Citizens, make ready your celebratory noisemakers
02:23No, no, no, no, not yet
02:26But have them ready for the next time you see us
02:30When we return victorious from Potsylvania
02:33Defeating the bad guys and saving the world
02:36Amazemus
02:38And squirrel wonder
02:39Bowie, go look
02:48Oh no
02:49Fearless leader is collecting all of the world's famous monuments
02:52And is making Potsylvania the capital of the world
02:55Well, not for long
02:58Because the anti-goop is locked and loaded
03:00And I can do this
03:02And this
03:04Sorry, hang on, world's not safe yet
03:16When are we going to get the doodly-doo-out doodly-tooters?
03:21Soon, okay
03:22You dropped the anti-goop?
03:25Maybe
03:25So start that star portal so we can get some more
03:29Amazemus
03:32And squirrel wonder
03:33Away
03:34No, not yet
03:40There's still like four things that need to happen before you toot
03:44We'll give you a signal
03:46Okay
03:47Now let's anti-goop those back
03:50Unbelievable
03:52While Amazemus and squirrel wonder went back through the portal to collect even more anti-goop
04:01Bormungus and grapple gal were doing some collecting of their own
04:05He's the delivery
04:07And every ancient trying of things
04:15Delivery
04:16Ah, break time in the capital of the world, baby
04:21No break time
04:24But your lazerness
04:26We've been collecting famous monuments non-stop since you became ruler of the world
04:31Did you get me Big Ben?
04:33Because I don't see Big Ben
04:35I want everything
04:37And no fun bitchy stuff until I get it
04:40Start hopping, big boy
04:44Yeah
04:45And so, as Fearless Laser continued his unstoppable world domination
04:50Our heroes finally returned with more anti-goop
04:53Okay, now we're ready
04:56Are you sure you two are up for saving the day?
04:59Because no offense, but you seem like really bad at it
05:02Oh yeah, we save the day all the time
05:05And basically we can't be defeated
05:07I mean, this is our show
05:09Our names are right in the title
05:10Shower narrator
05:12Yep, your names are right there in really big letters
05:15The adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
05:18And besides, if we drop this anti-goop
05:21We can just go back and get some more
05:23I hit the self-destruct button, didn't I?
05:27Okay, so we gotta make this one count
05:31Because this is all the opposite goop we're ever gonna get
05:35That's the signal
05:36Make some noise, don't you know?
05:39Get nothing
05:39Oh, let's just go
05:41So, as our heroes race to Potsylvania
05:44Evil Chicken race to finish the official ruler of the world portrait
05:48What do you think, Evil Chicken?
05:50Should I go happy ruler of the world?
05:53Or nasty ruler of the world?
05:58All right, then stop moving and hold up the goop leader
06:01Hulk, super villain!
06:08Your days of ruling the world are over
06:11Ah, Moose and Skrull
06:13Do you have any idea how long I've been standing still like this?
06:16Well, if you could just stand still a little bit longer
06:19While we take away your powers
06:20Never!
06:24Now to take away your powers, we've
06:27Chicken powers!
06:29Hockey, small powers, go!
06:33The Mesa Gloves
06:35Get cracking
06:36We gotta hand it to you, Fearless Leader
06:44You were pretty tough
06:46But you were no match for a Mesa Moose and Squirrel Wonder
06:50Can you believe we're doing this?
06:53We are so cool
06:54Hey, Fearless Laser
06:56We got you Big Ben
06:58What? Did I step in something?
07:02Eww! You stepped in super-powered Moose and Squirrel!
07:09Correction! You stepped in
07:11No-powered Moose and Squirrel!
07:14No!
07:16Oh, no!
07:17A Mesa Moose and Squirrel Wonder are just
07:19Regular Moose and
07:20Squirrel!
07:22I win!
07:23You lose!
07:24I have powers and you don't!
07:26I have everything!
07:29You...
07:30You don't have everything!
07:32I got the world
07:33I got the monuments
07:34I got the weird beefy henchmen
07:36Hello!
07:37And we've got the world leaders and the S-H-H!
07:40Huh?
07:41Is that the Moose and Squirrel you said were our last hope?
07:44Yep
07:45And I finally have Moose and Squirrel right where I want them!
07:50And what do you have?
07:52We still have...
07:54This TV show!
07:55And that's how we know we're still gonna beat you and save the day!
07:58They have a point, Fearless Leader
08:00This is still technically the adventures of Rocky and Burwinkle
08:03Fun fact, it is their show, so technically you don't have everything
08:07First of all, that's not a fun fact
08:09And second, I will have everything
08:11When I take your show!
08:15Yeah, you can't take our show, dude
08:17Our names are in the title!
08:19Hear it again there, Raider!
08:21You mean like...
08:22The Adventures of Rocky and Burwinkle!
08:24Well, that title is about to change
08:27Evil Chicken, pencil me
08:30Grapple Gal!
08:32Super Goop me!
08:33Super Goop me!
08:34And more Magnus!
08:35You just stand there and try not to say anything dumb!
08:38No promises!
08:40Now watch this!
08:51And using the power of a Super Goop pencil, Fearless Laser...
08:55Wait, what are you doing?
08:56What's going on?
08:57I'm taking over the show, yo!
08:59Welcome to the Adventures of Fearless Leader!
09:05There!
09:06Now I have your show!
09:08And I have everything!
09:12Oh no!
09:13Can Rocky and Burwinkle take back their show?
09:15Can they save the world and the world leaders?
09:18Hey!
09:19You work for me now!
09:20So...
09:21Roll that show open, Thingamadink!
09:23Ugh!
09:24Fine!
09:25Here he comes down, check it, bro!
09:26He just stole this TV show!
09:27He beats Moose and Spoon's a dirty cheater!
09:31We adventures up Fearless Leader!
09:32He's got a monocle, he's got a star!
09:33He's got his own show and guess what?
09:34He's the star!
09:35He's the star!
09:36He's the star!
09:37He's the star!
09:38He's the star!
09:39He's the star!
09:40He's the star!
09:41He's the star!
09:42He's the star!
09:43He's the star!
09:44He's the star!
09:45He's the star!
09:46He's the star!
09:47And evil chicken's always ready to go!
09:49He's handsome evil with that glazery clove!
09:52Now it's time to watch the Fearless Leader Show!
09:56Oh, that's gonna take some getting used to.
09:59So, as Bormungus and Grapplegal added to Fearless Leader's Capital of the World Collection,
10:05Rocky and Bullwinkle were trying to break open unbreakable break-proof chains!
10:09It's no use, Bullwinkle!
10:13I've gone through 38 sets of teeth!
10:18Don't worry, my bicuspid bro-bro!
10:20We'll get that anti-goop back and save the day!
10:23Because even though this isn't our show anymore, we're still cartoons!
10:27Now, let's cartoon our way out of here!
10:30Uh, not following you, buddy!
10:32Watch.
10:33Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
10:35Ohhhhhhhhhh!
10:36Uhhhhhhhhhh!
10:37Uhhhhhhh!
10:38Uhhhhhhhhhh!
10:39Uhhhhhhh!
10:41Uhhhhhhhhhhh!
10:42Uhhhhhhh!
10:43They're doing it!
10:44They're going to save the day!
10:46Don't count on it!
10:47Doug!
10:48Help me!
10:50Uh!
10:51Uh!
10:52Uh!
10:53Uh!
10:54Uh!
10:55Uh!
10:56Uh!
10:57Okay, the anti-goop is right through that door!
10:59Now to use my cartoon tongue to save the world.
11:07Aw, crud.
11:09You may have the goop and our show, but we're still here.
11:14But this is the Fearless Leader Show now.
11:16Which means...
11:18We have no use for a moose or a scrawl.
11:23What's going on?
11:25It's happening.
11:25I'm erasing you to the No-Show Zone.
11:30Yay!
11:35So, this is the No-Show Zone, huh?
11:38We gotta find a way out of here, B.
11:42There's no way out of here!
11:44But remember, Rock, when we're in doubt and don't know what to do,
11:48we can always give the narrator a friendly old Yoo-Hoo!
11:51Narrator? Narrator? Narrator?
11:57Where's the narrator?
11:59I'm breaking up!
12:01Okay!
12:02Now that the moose and scrawl are gone,
12:05what should we do on the Me Show?
12:06Pitch some ideas.
12:07Uh, we could do one of those island shows where we vote someone off!
12:11I vote Boris!
12:12Aye! You can't vote off Boris!
12:16Everybody loves Boris!
12:18Not true.
12:19And do you have a better show idea?
12:22Hmm?
12:22Uh, we could, uh...
12:24Oh! Ride around in a clue car, you know, and solving mysteries!
12:29Pass!
12:29Evil chicken?
12:33Hmm.
12:34Riding around in a clue car and solving mysteries!
12:38I love it!
12:39Aye!
12:40I said the exact same thing!
12:42I don't think so.
12:44And...
12:45Goop, pencil, go!
12:48Everybody in the clue car!
12:57All right, clue troop!
12:58We have our clue car and our clue hats!
13:01Now we just need a mystery to solve!
13:03He could solve the mystery of why the clue car smells so bad!
13:07Is it Boris?
13:09You, uh...
13:11Yeah, you...
13:11You cracked the case.
13:13Ha ha ha ha!
13:17I love this show!
13:19Narrator!
13:20Narrate how great this show is!
13:22Yeah, no.
13:23So, what are you saying?
13:25Nobody wants to watch adventures about car farts.
13:28They want laughs.
13:29They want gaffs.
13:30They want...
13:30The adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!
13:34There's no Moose and Squirrel!
13:36Now, narrate good things about our show, narrator!
13:40Or else!
13:42So, as the fearsome foursome threatened the narrator,
13:45the narrator fired back with,
13:46Forget it, loser!
13:47If you love Moose and Squirrels so much,
13:51you can join them in the no-show zone!
13:54Yeah!
13:57Whoa!
14:00Hello?
14:01So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle heard me arrive in the no-show zone,
14:06they realized the narrator was here.
14:08That wasn't very good narration.
14:10Cut me some slack, Jack!
14:11I'm stuck in the no-show zone!
14:13And there's no way out of here!
14:14No windows!
14:15No powers!
14:17And no transitional voiceover that leads from one scene to the next!
14:20Wait, that's it!
14:22The narrator still has power!
14:24He takes us from one scene to the next all the time!
14:27That is true, it's kind of my thing.
14:29Then use your voice powers and get us out of here, man!
14:32Ahem!
14:33And so, with a phonetic flourish, the narrator, that's me,
14:36transitioned our heroes out of the no-show zone?
14:42Dude, you couldn't narrate us to a safer place!
14:45Okay, my sarcastic sidekick,
14:48it's time to take back our show and save this world!
14:51No!
14:51We still don't have any superpowers!
14:54Or do we?
14:56Why are you looking at me like that?
14:59Because we need to narrate-assemble a super-powerful super-team!
15:03To stop those super-bad guys!
15:05Got it!
15:05So, um, uh...
15:07Ooh!
15:08Rodney and Bullwinkle jumped back to previous episodes
15:10to gather their favorite powerful peeps!
15:13Like...
15:14Mario Lopez!
15:16Don't you mean...
15:17Cardio Lopez?
15:18Yeah, we do!
15:20Then they got...
15:21Grand Winkle!
15:22Not just Grand Winkle, but...
15:24The Whale Fisk!
15:29Nice!
15:31Then, in much quicker shots, they got...
15:33Coffee Platypus and his Roboband!
15:36The Queen!
15:40The Gem Guardians!
15:41And that butler monster!
15:45Hey, guy!
15:47Ugh, what do you two want?
15:48For you to turn into a monster and help us save the world!
15:51Very well.
15:56Yay!
15:58And just like that,
15:59Rocky and Bullwinkle had assembled the most super-powered super-team
16:02to ever-grace a TV screen!
16:05What about me?
16:06I got super hands and mega-beat!
16:11Don't freak out.
16:12It's just from years of gamma-ray exposure in my lab.
16:15Well, the only thing missing here is Grand Winkle.
16:18But that birdfisk flew away with him.
16:20Never to be seen again.
16:22Power!
16:23Power!
16:25And his Grand Winkle's alive!
16:28That's great!
16:29Now, let's take back our show!
16:31And save the world!
16:33Blue Troop!
16:37Blue Troop!
16:39Who set off the perimeter alarms?
16:41It's another mystery.
16:44No!
16:45It's Moose and Sparrow!
16:48They think their big army can stop me?
16:51Well, what about my army?
16:54Bomongous!
16:55Grapple Gal!
16:57Evil Chicken!
16:58High-tech Chicken!
17:00Chicago Chicken!
17:02Rotisserie Chicken!
17:03Hedgepins!
17:04One through 44!
17:06Go! Go! Go!
17:07And in what will be universally celebrated
17:10as the most epic and hardest-to-animate
17:12battle in cartoon history,
17:14Rocky and Bullwinkle's army of awesomeness
17:16took on...
17:17That!
17:18Everybody, get to higher ground
17:22to get to that evil lair!
17:24To get that goop!
17:27All right, kids, let's keep it tight
17:28and take back this world.
17:30And one, and two, and three!
17:33You forgot, Squirrel!
17:39You don't have powers anymore!
17:41And you forgot about the episode
17:44with the power of friendship!
17:48Oh, hey, Guardians!
17:50What's up?
17:51Oh, this is bad.
17:58Oh, whoa!
18:00Oh, Horace!
18:01How I've missed you!
18:03And I've missed you!
18:04And your lightning laugh!
18:05Go!
18:11That helps!
18:12Who wants a piece of Bormungus?
18:18And by piece of Bormungus,
18:20I mean piece of Pyramid!
18:23Let's finish this, Moose!
18:47Now let's get that anti-coop
18:49and take back our show!
18:51And save the world!
18:52Yep, save the world!
18:53That's important, too!
18:58Hello, Moose and Squirrel!
19:02And for the last time,
19:04goodbye!
19:15Oh, no!
19:16Rocky and Bullwinkle have been lasered
19:18into the deep, dark Potsylvanian Sea!
19:21And they're not coming out!
19:31What'd I miss?
19:33These feet are so heavy!
19:35Rocky and Bullwinkle are gone!
19:37They're gone!
19:38And now, I'm going to use my super-gooped pencil
19:43to take over every cartoon in the world!
19:46And this time, for realsies!
19:49Nobody can stop me!
19:50Nobody can stop me!
19:54Not even you, ugly whale thing!
19:57Because I have the pencil!
19:59And there is no more Amazimus and Squirrel Wonder!
20:03I'm going to miss your baby legs!
20:06No!
20:11Yeah!
20:12Yes!
20:12How do these idiots keep beating us?
20:16Because we never give up
20:18and fight for what's right!
20:20Huh!
20:20I was going to say dumb luck!
20:21It's probably a little bit of both!
20:24I'll get you, Moose and Squirrel!
20:26I'm going to miss your baby legs.
20:35You sand squirrel!
20:37You will never stop feeling crazy!
20:41And so, with the fearsome foursome erased and defeated,
20:45Rocky and Bullwinkle used their new pencil powers to
20:47free the world leaders!
20:50I knew they could do it!
20:52Not really, but whoa-whoa!
20:54Then, they directed the Army of Awesomeness
20:57to return all of the world's monuments to where they belong.
21:06And finally, our heroes returned to Frostbite Falls
21:09to celebrate with their hometown peeps!
21:12World's Day!
21:15That's the signal!
21:24Bullwinkle, this Super Goof Pencil's the most powerful object in the universe!
21:30We must destroy it before it falls into the wrong hands!
21:34Right!
21:35Or we could use it one more time before we destroy it.
21:40And so, our heroic heroes returned to their humble abode where,
21:45wow, they Super Goof Pencil modified it,
21:47and then everyone who ever appeared on this show lives happily ever after!
21:53Mario! Mario!
21:55And Belle!
21:58And what awesome adventure will Rocky and Bullwinkle and friends go on next?
22:04Find out on what I can only assume will be our next exciting episode!
22:07The next exciting episode for Finn!
22:14Don't worry, we'll be back.
22:17You can't have a show without good evil villains,
22:19and we are, like, really good evil villains.
22:22So good!
22:23The bad evil villains are all!
22:26It should be an award!
22:27That was awesome!
22:30You he that good having any?
22:32You still and I?
22:33Will you be an academic professional?
22:35You have to ALEXSSON?
22:36That sucks,
22:36Feel信.
22:37There.
22:37Feel信.
22:38Feel信.
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