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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously on the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our hairy hero stood hopelessly on weird Monster Island as Fearless Leader and Boris and Natasha rode out to sea on Humongalon.
00:16Look at us! We're on a monster, yo!
00:19And in three, two, one...
00:23We have to stop them!
00:25Other things you need to know, this is the bad, mad scientist, Dr. Lasso, who created the Mega Beast because, again, she's a bad, mad scientist.
00:34She also turned me into a monster.
00:37Everybody makes mistakes, okay?
00:41And remember the Monster Bros and their horrible Beast Blast energy drink? Well, we might see these geniuses again.
00:48Super harsh, bro!
00:50Whatever, yo! And now, we resume this monster of a story with a new exciting monster episode right now!
00:57So long, suckers! The world will soon be mine!
01:02We can't let them get to the mainland!
01:04We gotta do something!
01:08What are you all looking at me for?
01:10You started it.
01:11And if Monster Science got us into this mess, can't Monster Science get us out of it?
01:16Yes! Maybe! I don't know!
01:19Hey, that's our motto!
01:23So let's go!
01:26There's one problem, Moose. I have no lab, remember?
01:31Oh, yeah, right.
01:34So unless you know of a spare high-tech monster lab around here, I can't stop anything with science.
01:41And we ran right into the man-slash-moose-slash-squirrel-eating forest, didn't we?
01:46I hate this island.
01:51And we hated that humongalon we did.
01:55Yeah, he was so mean to me.
01:58Use me to all of us, cow!
02:00So why don't you use this lab to stop that beast?
02:04Whoa! It's the spooky house from a few episodes ago that got sucked through the portal door and reassembled here on weird Monster Island!
02:13Hooray!
02:15And now our heroes can race to the monster lab inside and save the world through Monster Science!
02:19aaaah!
02:33Aaaaah!
02:37We now resume our monster story with a...
02:53It's nice to be back in my old spooky house lab again.
03:01Now, according to whatever this thing is, Humongalon is heading to London.
03:08Then we have to get there and warn everybody the monster's coming.
03:12And fast!
03:13If only there was a door that could get us to London instantly before the monster.
03:18Like a portal that's also a door.
03:22Just like this portal door.
03:25Oh well.
03:26Oh goody, another portal.
03:29I wonder what fun new disaster is waiting on the other side.
03:33Not helping!
03:34And there will be no disaster.
03:36Because with the right coordinates, the door will place you fuzzballs right in the center of London.
03:44Hi-ho, cheerio!
03:45Look out, London!
03:46Here we go!
03:51Hi-ho!
03:52Not London!
03:56Not London?
03:57Nevada!
03:58Okay this time it will definitely take you to London!
04:04Okay?
04:05Here we go!
04:06Yay!
04:09Whoopsies!
04:15Whoopsies.
04:18But luckily there's a thing in science called the rule of threes.
04:22No, there's not.
04:23Where the third thing you try always works.
04:28Yay, science!
04:31Bullfight!
04:35So, as the science rule of threes proved to be a whole lot of bull,
04:39Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader were riding a whole lot of monster.
04:43No, just think, Fearless Leader.
04:45Once you take over London, the rest of world leaders will hand over the keys to their cities!
04:52Then, when you realize you have more land than you need,
04:55you can give some to me so I can rule my own little part of the world!
05:02What? Can't I have, like, one tiny city of my own?
05:07I'm going to call it Borisburg.
05:10Oh, please tell me there isn't a jingle.
05:13There are lots of signs in Borisburg.
05:15There ain't no reading in Borisburg.
05:18Firewash every night in Borisburg.
05:20What do you say to letting me have Borisburg?
05:25I'll think about it.
05:26And world domination, here I come!
05:36Okay, after consulting a globe and actually looking at the keys when typing,
05:41this should finally get you to London.
05:43Yeah, there's no way you can get me to go back in that thing.
05:46Sure there is! Watch!
05:49Nice!
05:50Okay, Moosey, we'll stay here and work on a way to stop Humongalon with science!
05:55Now go!
05:57Cannonball!
06:00Ouch.
06:01Quick, Bullwinkle!
06:02We have to warn everybody to get out of the city before the monster gets here!
06:06But as Rocky and Bullwinkle bravely race to warn all of London of their impending doom...
06:11People of London, you gotta get out of here!
06:14A giant hideous monster is coming!
06:16They were surprised by the reaction!
06:20Come again!
06:21We love monsters now!
06:23After the moose monster fixed Big Ben,
06:27we'll never judge a monster wrongly again!
06:30You don't understand!
06:31I was that monster!
06:33Until our butler arrived and took us in a likely stolen Harrier jet to a weird monster island
06:38to meet a Batman scientist who owned the spooky house where I found the monster serum and...
06:43Where'd everybody go?
06:51Yeah, we're doomed!
07:02Hello!
07:04Hello!
07:05Goodbye!
07:14Okay!
07:15Maybe this new monster isn't as nice as the last one?
07:18Yeah!
07:19No!
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07:41Oh, he smokes!
07:42It's unstoppable!
07:43What can we do?
07:44Well, the first thing we can do is pull that thorn out of his foot so it'll stop screaming!
07:47Then, with the city a little quieter, we can think of a way to stop it!
07:53Bullwinkle, it's like that classic story, the lion and the mouse that we're ripping off!
07:57If we can pull that thorn out, he'll be nice!
08:00If only there were a way to get close enough to pull it out, but we'd need something fast with, like, a big monster grabber on top.
08:08This is awesome, yeah!
08:11Time house come, monster prize!
08:14To win back our monster cred by catching the biggest beast of them all, yeah!
08:19And with our dope newly upgraded monster van with big monster grabber, nothing can stop the monster grabber!
08:26Just get me close enough to grab that thorn and let's turn this mean monster nice!
08:41Almost got it!
08:49And now to pull it!
08:56And now he'll be a nice and sweet monster!
09:02Episode over!
09:03Good night, everybody!
09:09Or, with no thorn, it means he can stomp even harder now.
09:13We made him want to stomp, Thor!
09:15Help!
09:24Extract the bro van!
09:27I, like, steal on my dad's tons of money for those sick upgrades!
09:31Yeah, well, you can buff that, uh...
09:34Bye, squirrel!
09:35Oh!
09:40With the monsters scarifying all of London, world leaders are meeting right now at the palace, debating whether or not they should give world control to Fearless Leader.
09:48Here's our action copter reporter, Dale Darrington, with more.
09:52Thanks, Darla. I'm here with Fearless Leader. So, Fearless, real talk, what are your list of demands for surrender?
09:58I want the keys to all the cities in the entire world, and...
10:03And there's gonna be a new city called Borysburg!
10:05I said I'd think about it!
10:07The world leaders have one hour to meet my demands, or their cities will also meet Humongalon!
10:17Will Fearless Leader finally fulfill his evil dream and take over the world?
10:21Will Natasha stop mugging for the camera?
10:24Can Dr. Lasso find a way to stop Humongalon and save the world?
10:29Probably not.
10:31And, will Rocky and Bullwinkle's next monster-stopping plan be better than their last ones?
10:36Oh, you know it!
10:38Charge!
10:43That's a big no!
10:44But find out what happens next after this word from, wait, this can't be right, Borysburg?
10:49Want to live in a city where life and reading can't get you down?
10:53Then come to Borysburg!
10:56In Borysburg, there are no annoying red lights to slow you down!
11:01Every light is green all the time!
11:05And there are no books in Borysburg!
11:08Cause so many pages with tiny, tiny letters and no pictures is total hassle, right?
11:14And in Borysburg, every night is fireworks night!
11:19Borysburg, where all your dreams and hatred of reading come true!
11:24I never said you could have this part of town!
11:26Pleeease!
11:28No!
11:30Borysburg!
11:32Yeah, there's no way I'm living there.
11:34Okay, back to the show!
11:36Where Fearless Leader waited for all the world leaders to bring him all the keys to all the cities in the world!
11:41Yoo-hoo!
11:42You have ten minutes to give me all the keys!
11:47And check it, Fearless Leader!
11:48I've designed you some fearless money for when you take over the world!
11:52Ooh, there's me on the Evil 10!
11:55There's me on the Evil 20!
11:57Ooh, I look so evil on the Evil 50!
11:59And...
12:00What?
12:01If Borys gets his own city, I should get my face on the hundo!
12:06Only me have the money!
12:07But you can have a city too!
12:09What?
12:10Want to live in a city with upscale espresso-fueled art cafes, high-tech office lofts and literacy?
12:16Then come to Natasha Heights!
12:18We have super convenient metro access!
12:21And located right across the street from Borysburg!
12:24Your town sucks!
12:28Borysburg!
12:31Who builds a town without stoplights?
12:34No one!
12:35And with only minutes remaining before Fearless Leader would get all the keys to all the cities in the world,
12:40our desperate heroes race back to Weird Monster Island!
12:43Cannonball!
12:46Yeah, we need science!
12:48Invest!
12:49Why, you're in luck!
12:50I've just created a demonstering formula that should shrink Humongalon back to his regular-sized salon-friendly self!
13:01Well, where is it?
13:08A dog biscuit!
13:09A monster biscuit!
13:11The formula is hidden inside.
13:12It also promotes strong teeth and a shiny coat.
13:16A glowing giant dog biscuit?
13:18Ugh, that looks so...
13:20Delicious!
13:22Don't eat that!
13:23The hell but a lick!
13:27The formula in that biscuit is specifically designed for a giant, nasty monster.
13:33There's no telling what it would do to a regular moose.
13:37Uh, could you give us, like, your top three guesses?
13:40Well, it could make you explode, liquefy your bones, or turn you into a mega-beast.
13:45Just as big and terrifying as Humongalon himself!
13:52Hey, suddenly I lost my amatite.
13:57But the evil monocle guy controls the monster's every move with that saddle!
14:01Including his mouth!
14:03What if Humongalon doesn't go for the giant treat?
14:06Oh, it will.
14:07Because I built a mouth-opening loophole into every one of my monsters.
14:13A tickle spot.
14:14All monsters are genetically ticklish just to the right of the tummy.
14:18Please don't.
14:19Oh!
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:25See?
14:26Okay, so once we get the monster to open its mouth, how do we drop the world-saving biscuit?
14:31Ask a silly question.
14:36No-ho-ho-ho, Humongalon!
14:38The world leaders are bringing me the keys to all the cities!
14:43What is that?
14:46Here, boys!
14:47Get us a treat!
14:48Get it!
14:52No!
14:52No beast treats until I get the keys to the cities!
14:55Looks like it's time for Operation Tickle Spot!
15:01Cannonball!
15:06What is going on?
15:08What are you doing?
15:16It's that Moose and Squall taking on the monster!
15:19They're crazy!
15:20They're also the only chance we've got!
15:23What?
15:24Oh!
15:25Moose!
15:26Help!
15:27Get ready, Rocky!
15:32No!
15:34I've only got one shot at this!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:39No!
15:41Why aren't these controls working?
15:46So close.
15:49Oh!
15:50Ooh!
15:52And the Moose is up!
16:00And it's good!
16:03Bullwinkle!
16:05And with that extra point, it looked like Fearless leader had won, because he got all the keys to all the cities in the world!
16:13Yes!
16:15Now I can finally play my Takeover the World party mix I made so long ago!
16:21As Humongalon danced in victory, all Londoners and the world leaders slumped in sadness.
16:31But nobody was sadder than Rocky.
16:33Bullwinkle!
16:34Bullwinkle!
16:35Who lost his best friend!
16:36Who lost his best friend!
16:45It could liquefy your bones, or turn you into a mega beast just as big as Humongalon!
16:52No!
16:53It's too dangerous!
16:55But he's the only chance we've got!
16:58Who the heck are you?
17:00Get out of this underwater memory bubble!
17:03What are you all doing down here?
17:06Why don't you come to Borisburg, eh?
17:09Or if you don't want to be a moron, come to Natasha Heights!
17:11What is it that's raining?
17:12You don't think I have to fight!
17:13I'm a side of the hair!
17:14No!
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17:51Bullwinkle!
17:52What did you do?
17:53I ate the biscuit!
17:54What?
17:55Don't worry, I saved you a piece.
17:57Yaaah!
18:03Oh!
18:04You want some of this?
18:05Well, it's monster battle mix time, baby!
18:09There are no stop signs in Borysburg. There ain't no reading in Borysburg.
18:15Wrong sign.
18:17And so, the monster battle for London and the world was on.
18:23Humongalon versus Humongamoose.
18:27You got this monster, buddy.
18:39Oh, no. Bullwinkle is down for the count.
18:55But he's back up.
18:58No, now he's down again.
19:02It's too strong.
19:04If only there was some way to give monster Bullwinkle the edge.
19:07Like an energy boost for Beast.
19:14Sad monster bros, do you have enough Beast Blast to give Beast Boost to my buddy?
19:19Shall we do?
19:25But how do you get a two-ton, totally broken-down monster van
19:29with Beast Blast Turbo Hose delivery technology up that high, you?
19:33It would take a monster miracle, bro.
19:37I've got him right where I want him, and nothing can stop me.
19:45Hulk! King! Snow!
19:52Beast Blast!
19:56First, the burp.
20:01And then the blast!
20:06Uh-oh, this can't be good.
20:17So, no Boris Berg?
20:28Or Natasha Heights?
20:30What do you think?
20:34I think Humongalon looks angry at us for using him to do our evil bidding.
20:38Yep, back to Potsylvania.
20:45Got you.
20:46Time for a mega monster tail twister!
20:49We did it!
20:58And so, with the Humongalon tail twisted and defeated,
21:03all the world celebrated as Rocky and Bullwinkle returned all the keys to all the cities in the world.
21:08The monster bros, now redeemed for helping save the world, decided to go back to college and pursue degrees in engineering.
21:17No way, bro!
21:18Go to college and get a life, yo!
21:19Okay!
21:20And as our evil villains escaped to Potsylvania, Fearless Leader consoled himself by cranking his I'll-get-you-next-time mix.
21:30There are no-stop signs and stories!
21:32Wrong side!
21:34Wrong side!
21:37As for our butler, he decided to stay part monster when he realized he could make a ton of cash being the new Beast Blast spokesmonster,
21:44and was able to hire his own butler.
21:47And Dr. Lasso and all of her monsters lived happily ever after,
21:51now that she turned Humongalon back to the much nicer regular-sized-alon.
21:55And with Dr. Lasso's back-to-normal antidote, our fearless fuzzy friends return to Frostbite Falls,
22:04ready for their next adventure, whatever that may be.
22:08Hey, Rocky, ever dream of being a huge mega-superstar king of rock?
22:12Oh, you know it!
22:14It might have something to do with music.
22:17Uh, guys, I'm trying to narrate here. Are you done rocking?
22:21Not even close!
22:22Not even close!
22:24See you next time on the amazing and loud adventures of Rocky and Moe Waco!
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