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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Ah, Frostbite Falls. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. It's the perfect setting for...
00:12A full-blown musical production number!
00:15Well, I was gonna say picnic, but...
00:17HIT IT!
00:19Well, here's our new song about Frostbite Falls.
00:22It's gloomy, overflowing, overwhelming our own.
00:25We came to Prague in Norway, did a London episode.
00:29But none can hold a candle to our wonderful boat.
00:32Look at all those happy faces, they always say hello.
00:35Like Happy Mayor Grumps from...
00:37Nice to see you, don't you know?
00:39Mr. Grocer's Proucher Store does everything you need.
00:41Mrs. Baker's making cookies and...
00:43Oh, that's Tumbleweed!
00:47From Tin Pan Johnson's Tumbleweed Store!
00:50Need some jumblewigs, boys?
00:52We're having a big sale today!
00:55No thanks!
00:56Hey!
00:57We've got whatsy-whats for camping lots of bird flies to chase!
01:01It's a travel that is so happy you can see it smell from space!
01:07But you haven't heard to this point yet, you're not gonna believe it!
01:10The tourists come for miles and miles around so they can see it!
01:13Our hope comes great as pride and joy is not a mystery!
01:16Cause Frostbite Falls is home of the dinners!
01:18Burn back in history!
01:20Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29This giant F-bird will be Frostbite Falls!
01:31We'd love to take that happy there's no chargers sweet or wild!
01:34But big Frostbite Falls ā oh!
01:36Tweak! Tweak!
01:37Tweak!
01:38Cheating it all day long we are ha ha ha ha ha!
01:41We love this giant bird battle, but we love Frostbite Falls!
01:49Cue the fireworks!
01:51Cue the what now?
02:03I'm not taking a picture of that.
02:05Our vacation is ruined!
02:13I think I went a little too big on the fireworks.
02:16Yeah, you did.
02:20Roll the new rockin' title sequence!
02:22It's time to rock and roll!
02:24Why don't you come along?
02:26Get ready for adventure after this opening song!
02:32We are the bad guys, we walk the bedwalk!
02:35And we're gonna beat Musa Scuttle!
02:37We're finally gonna take over the world!
02:41We're gonna get famous, we gotta go!
02:44Come on, now it's time to end the story
02:46There's totally a serial opening title sequence!
02:49It's time!
02:52After damaging the town's beloved birdbath with a big opening number,
02:55it was time for Rocky and Bullwinkle to face the music!
02:58They ruined our number one tourist attraction!
03:01Millions of traveling birds depend on that birdbath to get clean!
03:05As we all know, Frostbite Falls is the geographic epicenter of all North American birds' migratory patterns!
03:12Tell them, Professor Smart Brains!
03:15It's true!
03:16We should ban them from town forever!
03:19Now, now, nobody's ever been banned from Frostbite Falls!
03:24Ew!
03:25And let's not be too hard on Rocky and Bullwinkle!
03:28That was an amazing musical number!
03:30We all loved it, didn't we, Professor Smart Brains?
03:34It's true!
03:35And we all love this town!
03:37Which is why we're all gonna fix that birdbath!
03:40Together!
03:41Now, who wants to donate to the Fix the Birdbath Fund?
03:51Not helping, Tin Pan!
03:52The prices are too horrific!
03:55Well, does anyone else have a suggestion on how to raise the birdbath money?
03:59Benefit Thompson!
04:01Mayor Kronstrom, if music got us into this mess, music can get us out!
04:06Hit it, fellas!
04:11Ever since I was a little moose, it has been my dream to be a king of rock and roll!
04:16Up on stage, in front of a sea of screaming fans!
04:19While raising money to help our beautiful town!
04:23And it's my dream to do the same thing!
04:25Except with a recorder!
04:32That's enough recorder rock!
04:33But it was good, right?
04:34Good?
04:35It was enough?
04:36Of course!
04:37A benefit concert!
04:38People from all over will come and give us that sweet birdbath fixing money when they hear Rocky and Bullwinkle!
04:44Yeah, we're gonna go practice!
04:49So, as our heroes left their town hall meeting, we go to a different town hall meeting of evil!
04:59Okay!
05:00I need a new take over the world plan!
05:03Let's spitball!
05:04Who has an idea?
05:05Hit me!
05:08Hey, I'm Mike, I work in payroll.
05:09Yes, Mike!
05:10What is your suggestion?
05:12Well, we're always doing these crazy plans.
05:15What if instead we work on Potsylvania's infrastructure and education to create a better world through a skilled workforce and a robust economy?
05:22HATER!
05:23Anyone else have an idea?
05:24Don't be shy!
05:25There are no wrong answers!
05:26Except the one that Mike said!
05:27Ah!
05:28Boris, Natasha!
05:29Now you hit me!
05:30We could...
05:31Perhaps...
05:32Watch TV!
05:33I...
05:34LOVE IT!
05:35TV has all the answers!
05:42It's hot, it's now, and it's taken over the world!
05:47It's music!
05:48And no one's more powerful than today's top Potsylvania!
05:52It's music!
05:53It's music!
05:54It's music!
05:55It's music!
05:56It's music!
05:57It's music!
05:58It's music!
05:59It's music!
06:00It's music!
06:01It's music!
06:02And no one's more powerful than today's top pop stars!
06:06Justin Justin, Lady Big Shoes, DJ Wiki Wiki, and Weird Al Yankovic!
06:13I'm Mario Lopez, here with Screaming Music Fans!
06:17Pop stars rule the world!
06:19I would do anything they say!
06:22What?
06:23Really?
06:24So if Lady Big Shoes or Weird Al told you to like commit crimes and stuff, you'd do it?
06:30Oh my gosh!
06:31Oh my gosh!
06:32Yes!
06:33That's it!
06:34I will become a famous pop star and make my fans take over the world for me!
06:39And Boris and I can be members of your fearless band!
06:42Guitar baby!
06:47You're not going to be in my band.
06:49I have a more important job for you.
06:52Pop quiz!
06:53Why do my world domination plans always fail?
06:56Because you rely on crazy ideas like Mike in Payroll said?
07:00No!
07:01Moose and Squirrel!
07:03I tried to take of the world with sticky pie!
07:05Bam!
07:06Moose and Squirrel!
07:07I tried to take of the world with monsters!
07:08Kapow!
07:09Moose and Squirrel!
07:10Somehow, someway, it is always Moose and Squirrel!
07:15That was actually pretty good!
07:19Now, get to Frostbite Falls and get rid of Moose and Squirrel!
07:26Right away, fearless leader!
07:29How about some elevator music, darling?
07:32Ooh, relaxing!
07:35So, as Boris gave his elevator concert, Rocky and Bullwinkle were trying some new looks for their big birdbath benefit concert!
07:42What do you think, Rock?
07:44I can't sing!
07:48What do you think, Bullwinkle?
07:50I can't breathe!
07:54What do you think, Rock?
07:56We can't hold up our heads!
08:01I'm not sure we're very good at music.
08:04Well, our benefit concert's in one hour!
08:07So, if we want to help the town that we love, we better find out what we're good at and fast!
08:13I'm freaking out!
08:15Uh, you two are good at being loud.
08:17Narrator's right!
08:18We are good at being loud!
08:20And the louder we are, the more people will hear us and show up for the concert!
08:24Yeah, that's not exactly what I was getting at.
08:26Let's get loud!
08:29But, as Rocky and Bullwinkle were getting loud, they had no idea that they were also about to get Boris and Natasha'd!
08:40Let's take care of Moose and Squirt quickly, so we can play in Fearless Leader's band!
08:44Time to jam a ramen, baby!
08:50So, as Boris and Natasha were seeing stars, so was Fearless Leader, because he just kidnapped the most famous pop stars in the world!
08:59Let us out of here!
09:00We're pop stars!
09:01Yeah, we get what we want!
09:04Let us go!
09:06Ah, the greatest music stars in the world!
09:12No, I told you, I couldn't find Weird Al!
09:16Yes, I know he has a rich, velvety voice and boyish good looks, but I couldn't find him!
09:23Wait, are we, like, pawns in some kind of evil plan?
09:27Silence!
09:28No!
09:29I have brought you here because I'm going to be the next big thing in music!
09:33Not it!
09:37Say goodbye to Fearless Leader, and say hello to...
09:43Sassy Bone Famous!
09:45Hello!
09:46And now, with my music-sucking machine, I will vacuum out all of your talent, and give it to myself, so I can take over the world with music!
09:55And now, to test it!
09:56Ahem!
09:57Ahem!
09:58Ahem!
09:59Ahem!
10:00Ahem!
10:01Ahem!
10:02Ahem!
10:03Ahem!
10:04Ahem!
10:05Ahem!
10:06Ahem!
10:07Ahem!
10:08Ahem!
10:09Ahem!
10:10Ahem!
10:11Ahem!
10:12Ahem!
10:13Ahem!
10:14Ahem!
10:15Ahem!
10:16Ahem!
10:17Ahem!
10:18Ahem!
10:19Ahem!
10:20Ahem!
10:21Ahem!
10:22A machine not based on real science?
10:24Ahem!
10:25Ahem!
10:26Ahem!
10:27Ahem!
10:28Ahem!
10:29Ahem!
10:30Ahem!
10:31Ok, can't actually still tell!
10:32We should use algorithms to create a brain wash song instead!
10:33Got it!
10:34Yo, does that mean that we can go now?
10:39Because with you superstars trapped here, there will be noone to challenge me as I climb to the top of the chart, creating an army of youthful fans, to do what Sassy Says!
10:46O, I like that.
10:48Make that the name of song!
10:49So, as Fearless Leader was about to unleash music's most dangerous song since Bop and Bobby Shake's chart topper, Swim Right After Eating,
10:56Rocky and Bullwinkle were about to take the stage at the biggest benefit concert ever thrown for a birdbath.
11:02Okay, when Moose and Squirrel take the stage, I'm going to take them out with a key-tar solo.
11:07Hi, since when do you play key-tar?
11:10Since I upgraded them with Moose and Squirrel melting melt-rays.
11:19Frostbite Falls, are you ready to save a birdbath?
11:25Can we get serious for a minute? We love this town.
11:29You're not just our neighbors, you're our family.
11:33Aww.
11:34And that's why we're going to put on a show that's going to blow you all away.
11:39Time to jam alarm!
11:50We call this song, Birdbath! Long may you stand tall!
11:55I think we went too big on the speakers.
12:11Yeah, we did!
12:12Oh, no!
12:13Will Rocky and Bullwinkle be able to make things right with their beloved town?
12:17Will Sassy Von Famous take over the world with music and without a giant birdbath?
12:22Won't all those clean birdies get dirty?
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12:56We now return to our story where Rocky and Bullwinkle's disastrous concert has made a disaster out of Frostbite Falls!
13:10Which in turn has frightened away all birdbath tourists!
13:14Which angered the townspeople, which was very bad news for our heroes!
13:18I'm so, so sorry Rocky and Bullwinkle, but the angry mob has voted unanimously!
13:23To ignore the fact that we destroyed the birdbath and ruined the whole town!
13:27Close!
13:28To ban you from Frostbite Falls!
13:30Forever!
13:33And you're gonna have to turn in your official I Heart Frostbite Falls coffee mugs!
13:39But we do heart Frostbite Falls!
13:42We heart it so much!
13:43I'm sorry, boss!
13:48Frostbite Falls is the only home we've ever known!
13:51Where are we supposed to live now?
13:55The woods!
13:56Bullwinkle!
13:57The woods are no place for a moose and squirrel!
14:00Don't worry, Rock!
14:01I think we're gonna do pretty well in the wild!
14:11Good point, Rock!
14:12It's time to give up!
14:13Don't give up!
14:15What?
14:16Who said that?
14:17I did!
14:18It's a ghost!
14:19No!
14:20It's Weird Al Yankovic!
14:22It's Ghost Weird Al Yankovic!
14:24Yes, it's me, Weird Al!
14:27But I'm not a ghost!
14:29I'm just standing behind the fire!
14:31What are you doing wandering in the woods all alone, Weird Al Yankovic?
14:35Someone has been kidnapping the world's most famous pop stars!
14:39But I managed to escape!
14:41And now I live here!
14:43In the woods!
14:45Cool!
14:46And now, I'm going to help you!
14:49Al's gonna help you!
14:50I'm really gonna help you!
14:51Handsome, hilarious, and helpful!
14:53He's a triple threat!
14:54And speaking of threats!
14:56He's sassy!
14:58He's famous!
14:59He's sassy-mon-famous!
15:01And he's sassing his way up to the top of the charts!
15:05Sassy says jump up and down!
15:07Sassy says sit on the ground!
15:11Sassy says do this!
15:14And this!
15:15And this!
15:16And a little of this!
15:18It's official!
15:19Everyone is doing what sassy says!
15:21Yes they are, Mario Lopez!
15:22That's like a really catchy song!
15:23Yes it is, Lady Big Shoes!
15:24And just wait until my loyal sassy does hear what sassy says in my next sassy single!
15:40Do what I say!
15:41And what I say is stop whatever you're doing and swear allegiance to me now!
15:46Oh, that song sounds so evil!
15:49But that title is so catchy!
15:51Meanwhile, wandering in the woodsy woods were Boris and Natasha, who were trying to catch
15:56Rocky and Bullwinkle!
15:57Enough!
15:58Sure!
15:59Now, according to the Frostpite Fools, Moose and Squirrel are in these woods!
16:04And if we don't find them, Fearless Leader will find us and then we're done for!
16:09Don't worry, Natasha!
16:10I was raised in the wild by wolves!
16:12I got this!
16:14I'm in my element now!
16:18And I'm slightly terrified!
16:25Oh, I picked up this scent!
16:31This scent you picked up?
16:33Was it moose or waterfall-bound log?
16:37In retrospect, I think it was the log one.
16:44So, you cracked the birdbath, then put on a benefit concert to fix it, but ended up destroying the birdbath and bankrupting Frostbite Falls.
16:54Yeah, that's pretty much it!
16:55Well, if music got you into this mess, then music can get you out of it!
16:59Yeah, that's what we said earlier!
17:01And now we live in the woods!
17:03But when you sing from the heart, you have everything!
17:06So, what do you heart the most?
17:08Frostbite Falls!
17:10Then sing about that!
17:12That's it!
17:13We'll sing a song so sweet, so heartfelt, that Frostbite Falls will forgive us and take us back!
17:19But we've got no instruments, no cool outfits, and no way for them to hear us!
17:24We got nothing, Yankovac!
17:26When you have a song in your heart, you have everything!
17:31La la la la la!
17:34La la la la la!
17:38La la la la!
17:41And with the power of music, Weird Al summoned the woodland creatures to get Rocky and Willwinkle some cool clothes!
17:47Some rockin' instruments!
17:54And a way for the people of Frostbite Falls to see their performance!
17:59Oh, man!
18:03Admit it!
18:04Your wolf-sniffing powers can't help us find Moose and Squirrel!
18:07Duh!
18:08But my wolf-calling powers can!
18:10Now stand back as I call my wild wolf brethren to help find them!
18:21See?
18:22Wolf help to the rescue!
18:24Those aren't wolves, idiot!
18:26Those are mountain lions!
18:27Oh, okay, look.
18:28The coals of the world are very similar.
18:30No, they're not!
18:36Ha-ha!
18:37Foolish mountain lions!
18:39You're no match for wolf boy!
18:44Is that waterfall?
18:45Yeah, sounds bigger too, wolf boy!
18:48Ah!
18:49As Boris and Natasha once again plummeted down the waterfall on a log, Sastronauts from all over the world were logging on to see the next Sassy Von Famous world premiere video!
18:59Or should I say, take over the world premiere video!
19:02In just 60 seconds, everyone will hear this song, do what I say, and take over the world for me!
19:10And this time, even Moose and Squirrel are not around to accidentally or deliberately stop me!
19:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:20All right, guys, we're all set to stream your I'm Sorry song to everyone in Frostbite Falls!
19:27Thanks, everyone, for all your help!
19:29Thanks to the birds, the rabbits, the bears...
19:32Those angry bees and that huge hive directly above us!
19:35Uh, should we be worried?
19:37You should never be worried when you sing a song from the heart!
19:41And know that bees never attack unless provoked!
19:45Okay, Weird Al!
19:46According to my wolf ways, Moose and Squirrel are that way!
19:50Oh, yeah? What about that way, wolf boy?
19:53I meant that way!
19:54And look! Dangerous beehive is right overhead!
19:57Not for long!
19:59Where do you keep getting keytars?
20:01A secret!
20:02So, as Boris and Natasha were ready to stop Rocky and Bullwinkle,
20:05Sassy Von Leader was ready to take over the world!
20:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:11And Rocky and Bullwinkle were ready to sing from their hearts!
20:14Uh, hit it!
20:16We're sorry, Frostbite Falls!
20:20Hit it!
20:22We're sorry, Frostbite Falls!
20:26And as Rocky swatted for his life!
20:29And Bullwinkle avoided stings on his strings!
20:32strings. Our heroes started building quite a buzz online. That's right, honey, I'm talking
20:40bees. My hips. Oh, what's happening to all my hips? Some moose and squirrel are killing
20:47it in the woods. Oh, yeah. Everyone's watching. And faster than you can say, ah, bees. Rocky
20:58and Bowling's We're Sorry Frostbite Falls nature concert attracted all of Fearless
21:02Leaders' one billion astronauts. They're amazing! And everyone in Frostbite Falls. Oh, look
21:11how sorry they are, don't you know? And so We're Sorry Frostbite Falls' awe quickly became
21:16an international number one smash. Not if we can help it. You don't happen to speak
21:24angry bear, do you? Nope. And now for the fireworks. Proving that with a song in your heart and
21:37bees in your face, there isn't anything you can't do. Including winning back the people
21:42of your beloved town and getting your coffee mugs back. And stopping a sassy world dominating
21:48plot. Let's take over the world and then give it to sassy. Let's take over the world
21:54cause you know that it's classy. Let's take over the world and then give it to sassy.
22:00You mean yay? Because Rocky and Bullwinkle are now famous pop stars and all of Frostbite
22:06Falls is happy again. We're home! Except for that dirty bird who still doesn't have a bird
22:12bath to properly bathe itself. Oh, and that one. That one. But I'm sure that's not a big
22:18deal though, right? Right? Find out in our next exciting episode, Rocky and Bullwinkle's
22:26Magical Moostery Tour or Bird, Bath and Beyond!
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