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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously, on the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our heroes solved an ancient mystery where they uncovered three crazy-powered power gems, and this ghost helped, and this bad guy was bad, and then they had to fight super-nasty guardians to get them, but they did get them, but then Boris and Natasha stole them, and I know that was really fast, but it's next episode time, and I gotta know what happens next.
00:27We're freaking out, because we basically lost all the world's powers, man!
00:32Drop the bread in those silver sluts, because we're tossed, bro!
00:36I know. I was sitting right here during the entire recap.
00:40Hey, wait. I thought you couldn't touch stuff.
00:44I can't. My spirit is only stable on solid terra firma.
00:48Isn't sitting on a couch touching?
00:51Uh-oh.
00:52Anyway, this is what I feared my whole dead life.
00:57The enormous power of the power gems falling into the wrong... dangerous hands.
01:03You know we have a basement, right?
01:05Oh, dear.
01:07Let's talk outside!
01:09Now, lads, where were we?
01:12I remember. You were afraid your whole dead life that the power gems would fall in the wrong hands.
01:17And I just remembered you're standing over me and Rocky's secret underground fort of friendship.
01:22Seriously?
01:24Cool fort!
01:25So, as our heroes joined their paranormal pirate pal in the underground fortified fortress of friendship,
01:32back in Pottsylvania, Boris and Natasha bickered over who would give Fearless Leader the Jenny Gem Gems.
01:37Just give me the gems.
01:41Oh, that's kind of cool.
01:51Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55It's the ultimate power, and it's mine!
02:15It's got a kick to it.
02:25We resume our gemtastic episode in Rocky and Bullwinkle's secret fortress of friendship.
02:52Okay.
02:53We need to know everything.
02:54About those gems.
02:56If we're gonna make a plan.
02:57To save the world.
03:01It all started on me pirate journeys, when I was alive and could touch things.
03:07I was searching for treasure in the South American Forbidden Jungle.
03:13Oh, and also I was gorgeous.
03:18And that's when I hit the pirate jackpot.
03:21Me gorgeous jaw dropped at his sight.
03:24I found the gems inside a golden temple.
03:27And discovered they could control wind, fire, and water.
03:32And then what did you do?
03:38I did what any pirate would do if he found the most powerful gems on the planet.
03:43Set out in a crusade to make the world a better place?
03:47No!
03:48No!
03:49I started the first chain of family-friendly sail-through restaurants.
03:52I used me water gem to get the freshest seafood.
03:53I used me fire gem to cook them nice and crispy.
03:54I used me fire gem to cook them nice and crispy.
03:59And the wind gem to carry the smell of me cooking across the ocean to create a viral whiff and attract hungry customers.
04:06But deep down, I knew nobody, not even me, should have that much power.
04:13So like any great pirate, I buried me treasure all around the globe where nobody but me could find it.
04:18And I used the gems to create three guardians.
04:20The Water Guardian, The Water Guardian, The Fire Guardian and the Wind Guardian.
04:43Who were keeping me safe and out of the hands of evil.
04:48Whoa!
04:49Oh, hold up!
04:50If you created the Guardians to protect the Gems,
04:53why didn't you just tell them to give the Gems to us to defeat Soupman?
04:56Um, I forgot the password.
04:59Is it ParGems123?
05:01PowerGems321?
05:04Is it password?
05:07Is it my birthday?
05:09Is it your birthday?
05:10Is it the word lobster but with EASY3?
05:14Just give me the Gems he overcomes!
05:16But when you lads defeated the Water Serpent,
05:20it was clear that you two were the best choice to retrieve the Gems.
05:24And then you lost them!
05:26Uh, true death, true death, are bad.
05:28Well, Rock's bad.
05:29But we're gonna get them back!
05:31Because there's no greater power on Earth than...
05:34The power of friendship!
05:39Oh, we're so dead!
05:43Oh, you.
05:45Did you hear that?
05:46The Guardians are going to help Rocky and Bullwinkle.
05:49How did that happen?
05:50ParGems213!
05:52That was the password!
05:54And they sent the three Guardians to help me!
05:57And so, with the proper password,
06:00Rocky and Bullwinkle now had the power of friendship
06:02and the power of Guardians to get the Gems back.
06:05Which fearless leader had mounted on something he was calling...
06:09The Ultimate Belt!
06:10The Ultimate Power!
06:13Locker!
06:13Tire!
06:18Tire!
06:21Wind!
06:27Tire!
06:31It's really good!
06:33Tire!
06:34So you're going to use ultimate power in the world to make better fish and beets?
06:40This place is my dream and you should never give up on your dreams.
06:45Come on, it's what every kid show is about, not giving up on your dreams.
06:55Fearless leader, I think your life just caused an earthquake.
06:59Perhaps ultimate power comes with terrible price.
07:02Cool!
07:04Now to take over long-term lots of their headquarters and turn every one of their restaurants into a fearless mission bit!
07:13And nobody can stop me!
07:17Except maybe Moose and Squirrel and the Serpentine and Big Lava Dude and...
07:21And the large, powerful, floppy guy!
07:24Hey, guy! What's flopping this?
07:28Okay, we'll talk later!
07:29Excuse me, evil floating man!
07:33But we're going to need those gems back!
07:35Don't make me laugh!
07:41Whoa!
07:44Okay, who wants to go first?
07:47Yawn!
07:53And build the ultimate power go!
08:04Okay, who wants to go second?
08:06I do!
08:07Because it's time to blow you away!
08:10Whoa!
08:11That was fun!
08:15Boris, Natasha, Ethan!
08:17Hang on!
08:18We've got a date with a starfish-shaped building!
08:22So, as our villains took off on their villainous mission,
08:25our heroes came crashing down on this cliché cartoon island.
08:32Okay, I know things look bad, but remember, this is a kid's show.
08:36And all kid's shows are about the power of friendship!
08:40I thought they were about never giving up on your dreams.
08:42It's basically the same thing, okay?
08:44And the gems might be locked in the evil guy's belt of ultimate power,
08:48but together as friends, we can get them back!
08:51We have no power.
08:54No gems.
08:55Yes, we do!
08:57We have, uh, uh, this one!
08:59That's rock.
09:01No, it's not!
09:02It's the, uh, uh, it's the friendship gem!
09:06And, and, uh...
09:07And the friendship gem is more powerful than all those other gems put together!
09:14No, it's not.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:22Fine!
09:22Give up!
09:23But we're not giving up!
09:24We're not!
09:25No, because we got this rockin' friendship!
09:27So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle sat deserted on cliché island,
09:31Mr. Suitman was cowering behind his big business table.
09:34Why?
09:35Suitman!
09:36You t-
09:37Tried to crush my dream!
09:40But now, it's time for me
09:42to take over all the long-time lobsters in the world!
09:48Then everyone will only eat
09:49my bib!
09:52Brr!
09:53Yeah, he's got ultimate belt!
09:56Of ultimate power!
10:03Hey, floating monocle guy!
10:05You don't want to take over long-time lobsters!
10:09I don't?
10:10No!
10:11What you want to do is...
10:12merge!
10:13Merge?
10:14Why would I want to do that?
10:15It's a weird word, right?
10:18Merge!
10:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:22Think about how strong we'd be if we joined forces.
10:25With your belt and my business know-how, well,
10:28we'd have all the power in the world.
10:31Well, I do like power.
10:32I like...
10:33really like power.
10:34And you can't deny that two evil brains are better than one.
10:39It's pretty solid argument.
10:41So...
10:42What do you say?
10:44Let's merge!
10:46Merge!
10:48Let's die!
10:49Oh, that is so weird!
10:59And it was weird!
11:00Because the same gems that created the Guardians also created...
11:04The merger!
11:06Oh, I hate mergers!
11:08Yeah, this is not what I had in mind.
11:10But hey!
11:10Ultimate power!
11:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:14Oh, no!
11:15Oh, no!
11:15Oh, no!
11:17Super freaky merger, and it's causing super shaky ground!
11:21Can Rocky and Bullwinkle get off their island and somehow stop it?
11:25We're sure gonna try!
11:28Find out after this break!
11:30And now for the cultural part of the show, Bullwinkle's Corner!
11:35Little Miss Muffet by some dead poet person.
11:39Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet.
11:42Rock, give me the tuffet.
11:43Yeah, I don't know what that is.
11:45Eating her curds and whey.
11:47Curds and whey!
11:49Don't know what that is, either.
11:50I long came a spider.
11:52Please tell me you brought the spider.
11:54Oh, you know it!
11:58Oh, I hate culture!
12:01We now return to the most threatening creature on the planet, enjoying lunch.
12:06This is the weirdest lunch I ever had.
12:08Ugh, it's a weirder.
12:10Keep the spoon still!
12:12I've never shared a tale before!
12:15Oh, I told you soup was a bad idea.
12:19But I love soup!
12:20And I hate this merger!
12:23We have to die!
12:24Ah!
12:25Ah!
12:35Bullwinkle!
12:36It's another shank attack!
12:38What keeps causing this?
12:40And what is that glow that's coming right for us?
12:44Ooh, Lobtom Lobster!
12:46This be the work of the Power Gems, boys.
12:50And if we can't stop it, I fear the whole world may crack apart!
12:54Uh, yeah!
12:55Okay, one question.
12:57What the hunky smokes do we do about it and I forgot you can't be grabbed!
13:00We must bring the Power Gems back to the Forbidden Jungle, where I found them!
13:06So you're saying we gotta steal the Power Gems, take them to the Golden Temple,
13:11place them on the Mystical Pedestal, which I can only assume will send them back into the Earth's core,
13:15thus restoring the elemental powers and bringing non-shaking balance back to the planet?
13:21Yep.
13:22Get out of town!
13:23I was right!
13:24I was just making stuff up!
13:26Well, what are we waiting for?
13:28Let's get those gems and do all that junk ball, Winkle just said!
13:31But he'll never be able to get the gems back from Fearless Leader and Suitman!
13:36They'd be too powerful to face head-on!
13:39What if we get them to bring the gems to the temple for us?
13:43With this!
13:44The Friendship Gem!
13:47Oh, I get it!
13:48You want me to eat that rock!
13:50Giving me rock powers!
13:52And then I'll do a traditional South American rock dance,
13:55which I can only assume will be so good,
13:57the bad guys will come all the way to the temple and give us the gems!
14:02Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that.
14:04But I was right about the first plan!
14:06Oh, yeah.
14:07Now let's move smarter to the mainland, B!
14:10As Rocky surfed Bullwinkle on a mission to save the world,
14:14Fearless Leader and Suitman had accepted their merged fate and decided to work together.
14:19Okay, now wiggle a little to the left.
14:21Okay, now wiggle back to the right.
14:26Oh, I think we're getting the hang of this merger!
14:29And now that you got the hang of it,
14:31maybe you could, um, uh, I don't know,
14:34add it!
14:35Yeah, why not use Ultimate Power Belt
14:37to unmerge yourself into two separate people?
14:40And we never speak of this again.
14:43Unmerge?
14:44Thanks to our unchecked, limitless powers,
14:46everyone in the world is too afraid to eat anywhere
14:49but fearless long-term fishing bits.
14:52And nothing can stop us,
14:54as we have all the power gems in the world!
14:58Ooh, look!
14:59We're on Food Scoop with Mario Lopez!
15:01Oh, let's turn it up!
15:02Welcome back to Mario Lopez's Food Scoop with Mario Lopez!
15:08I'm Mario Lopez!
15:09And the world may be shaken,
15:11but that hasn't stopped newly merged Fearless Long Tom Fishing Bits
15:14from taking over the entire restaurant business!
15:17That's right, Mario Lopez!
15:19But in other Food Scoop news,
15:21here's a talking moose and squirrel that just wandered into our studio!
15:24Thanks, Mario Lopez!
15:25We have a message for the two evil CEOs
15:28that are running Fearless Long Tom Fishing Bits!
15:30Oh, that's us!
15:32We just thought you'd like to know
15:34that there's a fourth power gem!
15:37Whoa!
15:38I know it may look like just a regular rock
15:41you might find on a cliche cartoon island!
15:43But trust us!
15:45We're mythical gem hunters,
15:46and this thing is so powerful!
15:50We must have it!
15:51We must have all the gems!
15:53If you must have it,
15:54you must have all the gems!
15:56You'll find us here,
15:57in the South American Forbidden Jungle!
16:00Back to you, Lopez!
16:01So, that's clearly a trap!
16:04So, how about we don't go to Forbidden Jungle,
16:08use that badge,
16:09unmerge you two,
16:10and episode over!
16:11Or, we're greedy,
16:13we want that gem,
16:14and we're gonna get it
16:15because nothing can stop us!
16:17Oh!
16:18I like the way we think!
16:19Quick!
16:20To the Lobster Comptor!
16:22Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!
16:24So, as the fearless merger
16:26raced to the South American Forbidden Jungle,
16:28Rocky and Bullwinkle
16:29had just arrived at the Golden Temple
16:31to execute the old fake power gem switcheroo!
16:36Look!
16:37Here come the bad guys!
16:39And they brought the gems!
16:41Power!
16:41Quick, let's get them to follow us into the temple
16:46before the world cracks apart!
16:50Moose and Skrull!
16:52Give us the fourth power gem!
16:54Not until we lure you into the temple!
16:57Okay, how do you not know this is a trap?
17:01Maybe two evil heads are dumber than one!
17:03Just drop us!
17:08Okay, you keep them distracted with the not-real gem,
17:12and I'll sneak up from behind
17:13and grab the belt of ultimate power!
17:15Distraction mode, a-goo!
17:19Give us the gem!
17:21Come and get it, you...
17:22Too-headed, wiggly...
17:24I'm sorry, what are you?
17:26The most powerful creature
17:27slash fish restaurant I could have!
17:31Cool, good to know!
17:33He-he-he-stretch it out!
17:39So, uh...
17:40Big episode, huh?
17:42Yeah, yeah...
17:42He-he-stretch!
17:47Uh...
17:48Did you guys see Bullwinkle's Corner earlier?
17:50Not bad for a first run, am I right?
17:52This is a totally real power gem, by the way,
17:54and not part of an elaborate trap.
17:57Abbreviation, that's a long word.
17:59Say, you'll hear jackhammering,
18:01because I don't...
18:01It's a trap!
18:04But Moose specifically said this was not a trap!
18:06Ha-ha!
18:07He-he!
18:07It's just a rock!
18:13Just a rock?
18:14I-I don't want a rock!
18:16And now you gotta pay for that!
18:18Because...
18:20Nothing can stop our...
18:22Power gem!
18:24Sweet, splittering sassafras!
18:27The power belt was powering up!
18:29Which meant Fearless Merger was bulking up!
18:32And the ancient temple was breaking up!
18:35Yeah!
18:36But now, maybe things are looking up!
18:38Guardians!
18:40Guardians!
18:40What are you doing here?
18:42Friends and kids show never quit.
18:46Aw, how sweet.
18:48What a wind and fire!
18:49Not good.
18:58You think you can stop the merger?
19:01Nothing can stop the merger!
19:03The pedestal!
19:05No, we can't return the gems!
19:10No, no!
19:11As Fearless Merger continued to abuse the power of the gems,
19:14the Earth was shaking itself apart!
19:16And now the whole world is about to be destroyed!
19:20Remember when this story was just about free...
19:22...shrimp?
19:24Ah, everything okay in here?
19:27Everything is fine?
19:28Power!
19:31Please!
19:31Let us return the gems to Earth!
19:33Maybe you should listen to Moshe's funnel on this one!
19:37Ah, you can't take over the world
19:39if there's no world to take over, darling!
19:41No!
19:42I'll never stop!
19:44Because I have all the power!
19:46And you have no power!
19:48That's not true!
19:50Because we have...
19:51The power of friendship!
19:53Yeah, because when friends come together,
19:55there's nothing more powerful at Earth!
19:59Friends?
20:01Ow, ow, ow, but okay!
20:07How?
20:08You think friendship is more powerful than the murder?
20:15What's happening?
20:17I think the friendship gem!
20:20That's really just a rock, but maybe it's more!
20:23Ugh, I never thought I'd say it, but...
20:26We're doing the whole thing, T!
20:28That fearless leader took this way too far!
20:30Oh, friendship and soft care!
20:39Oh, friendship and soft care!
20:40What is happening?
20:55Huh? We have all the power!
20:58No!
20:59Friendship!
21:13The pedestal is back! Sort of.
21:16Then, with the power of friendship, the three power gems of wind, water, and fire will return to the Earth.
21:21And just in the nick of time to save it!
21:25Friendship! Yeah!
21:30All right, we did it!
21:32And like in any quality kid's show, the power of good overcame the forces of evil.
21:37I hate being on a kid's show.
21:40Come on, let's go get you some soup.
21:44And talk about my next evil plot.
21:46Sure we can, big guy. Sure we can.
21:49As for Long Tom Lobster, he decided to come out of ghost retirement
21:53and return to his former job as head of Long Tom Lobsters.
21:56His first order of business...
21:58...was moving the boardroom to the first floor.
22:02And second, he demoted Mr. Soupman to cheesy crab stick fry cook.
22:06Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
22:08And to thank Rocky and Bullwinkle for saving the world, Long Tom Lobster finally gave Rocky and Bullwinkle...
22:14Blue Shrimp for life!
22:19Hmm, hmm, I gotta say, Ruck, we were pretty heroic on this last adventure.
22:24Wait a minute, heroic? I think I know what our next exciting adventure should be!
22:30Oh, that sounds like a super idea!
22:35Tune in next time for the heroic hero adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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