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Rocky and Bullwinkle (c) Dreamworks
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00:00Previously on the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our favorite musical mammals attempted to save the Frostbite Falls birdbath with a benefit concert.
00:13However, their concert left the birdbath in ruins, and everybody was all like, grr!
00:18So Rocky and Bullwinkle went on a Save the Birdbath World Tour, and little did they know, their backup band was really Boris and Natasha in disguise.
00:27But the tour was a giant check success.
00:30Until our good guys and our bad spies were captured by a mysterious blimp, and we were all like, oh no!
00:37And now we find our heroes, and not-so-heroes, high in the sky above some sort of incredibly magical slash theme park slash mansion place.
00:46Where are we?
00:48And who is bringing us here?
00:50And how come we never take fun blimp rides like this?
00:53I do have a question about the frequency of our blimp travels.
00:56That place looks like so much fun.
00:58I wish we could go down there.
01:00I hate the big spirit clamps!
01:02My wish came true!
01:07That was fun!
01:08That was not fun.
01:10Being captured on blimp is not fun.
01:12Being brought to this place is not fun.
01:14Not fun!
01:15Ah, it was a little bit fun.
01:16It's time to rock and roll!
01:29Get ready for adventure after this opening song!
01:33We got the bad guys, we walked the bad walk!
01:38And we're gonna beat Moose and Squirrel!
01:40We're finally gonna take over the world!
01:44We're gonna get famous!
01:46We gotta go, come on!
01:48Now it's time to end this story of a new opening title sequence!
01:52Soooong!
01:53Gem-a-lem!
01:54And we're back!
01:54And we're back!
01:56And just in time to find Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris, and Natasha staring down their mysteriously enormous captor!
02:02Puffy Platypus?
02:06So Puffy Platypus's Pizza?
02:08The most funnest pizza-ish place on Earth?
02:11Rags!
02:12Pizza!
02:13Puffy Platypus Pizza Band!
02:16That place is not fun.
02:18It's a little bit fun.
02:19I can't believe it!
02:21You're here!
02:22You're here!
02:23We're here!
02:24We're here!
02:25We're here!
02:26Who's you?
02:27I'm Francis!
02:28And this is my family's mansion!
02:30And I'm your biggest fan!
02:32And I went to all your concerts!
02:35And I have all your posters!
02:43And I have all your action figures!
02:46Uh, we don't have any action figures!
02:49I'm rich!
02:50I have them made.
02:52Hey, check it out!
02:54I'm adorable!
02:55Hey!
02:56Who wants to gem a lemon and have some fun?
02:58Not fun!
02:59Wow!
03:00You're rich and you have your own Puffy Platypus?
03:03Oh yeah, of course!
03:04My mom and dad are the founders of Puffy's Pizza!
03:07And now that you're here, we can go play and be friends!
03:10Cause my house is the ultimate Puffy Pizza Party Palooza!
03:18Rocky, I am never leaving this place.
03:20But Bullwinkle, we've gotta get this giant kick back to Frostbite Falls and fix that birdbath!
03:26Oh right!
03:27Uh, sorry, biggest fan of ours, but we've gotta get going!
03:30Aw, but it's my birthday!
03:33Can't you just stay for a little while and have some cake?
03:36And pizza?
03:37And an endless supply of tokens?
03:39Come on, Rock, what do you say?
03:44It's his birthday!
03:46He does seem pretty desperate!
03:49And he did go to all that trouble kidnapping us!
03:52Let's do it!
03:53Let's not, and leave!
03:55Ah, we're big important band guys!
03:57We're not spies who need to report back to their fearless leader before he starts yelling,
04:00Where are you, poories, in the town?
04:03Yeah, we have to go.
04:04Ah!
04:05Well, you can take the puffy train back to the blimp!
04:09Ah, look at that awesome tiny train!
04:12Looks pretty big to me!
04:14Okay, tiny train might actually be fun.
04:16Have fun, baby!
04:18Choo-choo!
04:20While Rocky and Bullwinkle rode horses and toasted pizza at their number one fan's private party-palooza,
04:27Fearless Leader was having a pity party-paloozer!
04:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:33Because his last two musical Take Over the World thoughts were thoroughly thwarted!
04:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:44What are you watching?
04:45Huh?
04:46Ah, bird moves.
04:48You're right, Evil Chicken, it is big news!
04:53Allow me to translate.
04:54I minored in bird.
04:55The destruction of the Frostbite Falls birdbath has left hundreds of thousands of migrating birds without a place to bathe.
05:03And recent studies have shown that a dirty bird is more susceptible to crankiness, aggressive pecking, and becoming evil!
05:13That's it!
05:14I'm going to harness the power of this filthy fowl and treat a squawking, pecking, evil flying bird force to take over the world!
05:24Oh, you don't think I can get a bunch of bird-brained dirt birds to obey me?
05:29Well, you just keep watching that bird news because their next big story will be about the new leader of the Dirty Birds!
05:37And that would be me!
05:38So Fearless Leader left for Frostbite Falls, convinced that nothing could stop him.
05:44Nothing can stop me!
05:46But there was something that could stop him!
05:48This giant check!
05:50Which could fix the birdbath and put an end to Fearless Leader's dirty bird plot.
05:54Well, biggest fan of ours, we've had a blast!
06:00But now we really have to get back to Frostbite Falls and fix our birdbath!
06:05But you're gonna miss my special birthday concert!
06:08Who's playing?
06:09You are!
06:10But we don't have our instruments!
06:12Or a backup band to play with us!
06:15You do now!
06:22No way!
06:24The Puppy Platypus Pizza Band!
06:27Who wants to platy-party?
06:33Happy, happy birthday!
06:36Happy, happy birthday!
06:39Happy birthday to you, to you!
06:41Happy, happy birthday!
06:43Happy, happy birthday!
06:44Recorder Solo!
06:49Come on, man, it's his birthday!
06:50Recorders are cool!
06:51Yay!
06:52Best birthday ever!
06:54Well, Francis, on behalf of Rocky, Puffy, the rest of the gang, and myself, a very happy birthday to you!
07:01But now we really do have to get back to Frostbite Falls!
07:05Good night, everybody!
07:07But you said you'd play songs for my birthday!
07:11Yeah, we just did that!
07:13And we were awesome, if you'll recall!
07:15No, I mean, you have to play for my birthday tomorrow!
07:18Uh, we thought your birthday was today!
07:21Oh, it is!
07:22And tomorrow's my birthday!
07:24And the day after that!
07:26And the day after that!
07:28Every day is his birthday!
07:29Yay!
07:30Who wants more pizza?
07:31I'll have some!
07:32Yay!
07:33It just keeps going!
07:34It's so much fun!
07:35All right, enough tiny train, tiny brains!
07:36Yo, koala!
07:37Here comes our stop!
07:38Next stop, wholesome family fun!
07:40Ah, you're Fuzzbots!
07:41You missed our stop!
07:42Next stop!
07:43Wholesome family fun!
07:44Ah, you're Fuzzbots!
07:45You missed our stop!
07:46Next stop!
07:47Wholesome family fun!
07:48I'll have some!
07:49I'll have some!
07:50Yay!
07:51It just keeps going!
07:52It just keeps going!
07:53It's so much fun!
07:54Aaaaaaah!
07:55I'm getting the feeling this puffy playland...
07:56...is turning out to be a pizza prison!
07:57Okay.
07:58It's so much fun!
07:59Oh, the90 Isis...
08:00...for yourjets is coinc heaven...
08:01Now they're so afraid, they appear...
08:02Now they're so afraid, they're so afraid...
08:03Now they're dangerous!
08:04Now they're escaped, they're afraid, they'll have to go away...
08:05You sebenarshee HŠøŠ»Š°ŃŃ...
08:06However, no fear they don't want to go when they quit.
08:07Any bullet Sund labor TrƤllen ran him!
08:08I wanted to go and eat.
08:10Come here.
08:11Next stop, wholesome family fun!
08:13Huh?
08:14Huh?
08:15WHEAT OF FUG Were you esta'elać§ć gegen her...
08:17Huh!?
08:18Ah, she said, they try to go running...
08:19I needed to come.
08:24meanwhile fearless leader finally arrived in frostbite falls to accelerate his
08:30dastardly dirty dirty bird scheme last flight ever and they lost my luggage
08:36oh there it is
08:38oh
08:39now if i'm going to get the dirty birds to follow me i'll first have to earn their respect
08:59as dirty bird leader man come to me my birth brethren come to me and we will rule the
09:08you're right evil chicken fearless leaders should have listened to you meanwhile back at pizza
09:21mansion rocky and bull winkle were still surrounded by wait where are they oh we beat it out of there
09:27like so long ago
09:29worst party ever
09:31oh what
09:35pizza
09:36duck
09:39yum
09:50and duck again
09:51the front door we're gonna make it
09:57the giant check won't fit
10:00just turn it sideways
10:02still won't fit
10:05who wants more pizza
10:08incoming
10:12stand there
10:14now turn it sideways like this
10:20oh
10:20no no no will rocky and bull winkle be able to escape the never-ending birthday party will boris and natasha escape the tiny train of terror and will fearless leader be able to take control of the dirty birds does this answer your question
10:47is
10:49yeah pretty much find out after this breaking bird news news break
10:53thank you anchor bird mario lopez here with entertainment bird news the number one bird movie this weekend for the seventh week in a row was block block tweet block 2 guess who's block
11:09and now back to you narrator thanks mario lopez and now back to the show
11:27you're not gonna get away with this francis we're world famous rock stars and people are gonna wonder where we are yeah right now our loyal band mates are out there telling everyone where we
11:43hello
11:45hello
11:47great
11:49the band's all here
11:51now let's get back to my birthday party
11:53listen kid we're not really
11:55part of band we're dangerous
11:57super spies
12:03the super spies
12:05i knew it
12:07no you didn't
12:09i know
12:11and we're not afraid of some kids cheesy birthday party
12:17cheesy
12:19let me show you how cheesy i can be
12:21cheesy
12:23cheesy
12:25cheesy
12:27cheesy
12:29cheesy
12:31cheesy
12:33cheesy
12:35cheesy
12:37cheesy
12:39monkey
12:47cheesy
12:49cheesy
13:01edit
13:03Great, now we're cheese to floor at Kidnapped Kid Party.
13:07How could this get any worse?
13:13We're cheese to the floor.
13:16Got cheese for shoes.
13:19Where's our kids' parents?
13:21Oh, yeah, we got the animatronic singing robot.
13:26Birthday party blues.
13:28Hey, why'd you do that?
13:34Because that thing's so not cool, bro.
13:37Okay, you know what?
13:38I don't care if this recorder isn't cool,
13:40but you know what is cool?
13:43Sincerity.
13:44This recorder was the first instrument I learned how to play.
13:48And don't tell me as we're all cheese stuck to this floor
13:51that you don't have something in your lives that's just as special.
13:55Hmm.
13:56I guess I love my grappling hook.
13:59No, I do love your grappling hook.
14:07Ah, crud.
14:08And I love tiny Boris.
14:11And I love big Boris.
14:13And I love pizza.
14:15Even feet pizza.
14:16And just thinking about feet pizza makes me want to eat pizza.
14:20Oh, look at him go.
14:22And so Bullwinkle used his magnificent moose molars to munch
14:26and moose-munched everyone loose.
14:29Oh, sorry.
14:31I didn't save any feet pizza for you guys.
14:33Uh, it's fine.
14:34Now, we've got to get out of here before pizza punk surprise party.
14:38Time to team up with Bullwinkle's moose-munchers,
14:44my squirrel flying,
14:45your grappling hook,
14:48and my tiny Boris.
14:50Okay.
14:52We'll be able to escape this crazy place together.
14:57Team!
14:58Team up with you two?
15:00We're evil spies.
15:01We're perfectly capable of getting out of here on our own.
15:04Hmm.
15:05Yeah, last thing we need is moose and squirrel help.
15:09She's mine.
15:10Okay, fine.
15:13Let's talk team up.
15:16Team!
15:17So, as Bullwinkle got ready to de-cheese them free,
15:20back in Frostbite Falls,
15:23the dirty birds had fearless leader
15:25perilously perched at the precipice of Frostbite Peak.
15:28Get back!
15:29I'm your bird's leader!
15:32Follow me and we'll rule the world, you gloopy birds!
15:36I'm telling you, I'm your leader!
15:47I told you, I'm your leader!
15:54Evil chicken, how are you doing that?
15:55Chickens can't fly.
15:57Who approved the budget for an evil chicken jetpack?
16:01We'll talk about this later.
16:03No!
16:06Fall in line, my dirty bird army!
16:14He's dressed in this awesome costume.
16:16I can't control these birds!
16:18Nya!
16:19Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:24Ah!
16:25Ah!
16:25Ah!
16:27Ah!
16:29Ooh!
16:31My dirty bird army!
16:33First, we conquer Frostbite Falls,
16:36then the world!
16:38Ah!
16:40You can't believe it, evil chicken.
16:43I did it!
16:44Ah!
16:45I tamed the dirty birds,
16:47and you thought it couldn't be done,
16:48but I did, and it's done.
16:49I'm the bird leader.
16:50Ah!
16:51Oh, no!
16:53Frostbite Falls is in for a dirty birdie surprise!
16:56And speaking of surprises...
16:59Surprise!
17:00Surprise!
17:00Surprise!
17:00Surprise!
17:01Surprise!
17:01Surprise!
17:01Surprise!
17:01Surprise!
17:02Surprise!
17:02Surprise!
17:02Surprise!
17:02Surprise!
17:03Where are they?
17:06Looks like it's time to play a little hide-and-seek.
17:13All right, team!
17:14We just have to get out of the mansion and back to the blimp!
17:17Team style!
17:19We are not team!
17:21This is an easy alliance at best.
17:25Oh, no!
17:26Surprise!
17:28Now let's get to blimp before that creepy pizza boy finds us!
17:32The blimp!
17:32The blimp!
17:33The blimp!
17:34He just did!
17:38And I'm afraid you're about to miss the blimp!
17:41The blimp!
17:45The blimp!
17:49Looks like we're going to have to make a run for it!
17:52Good idea, Tiny Boris.
17:57Bad idea!
18:01We're trapped!
18:03No, we're a team.
18:05Everybody pile on Rocky!
18:08Fly, squirrel.
18:16It's too much weight!
18:18I can't carry all of you!
18:23Time to party!
18:26It's my birthday!
18:28Now get down here and play at my party!
18:32Hi, Rook.
18:33It's too much weight!
18:40We have to lose somebody, but we're a team.
18:43I'll go.
18:44Tiny Boris, no, I won't let you.
18:47We're a team.
18:48Sometimes, being part of a team means knowing when to say goodbye.
19:00No!
19:01That did it!
19:09Team!
19:11No!
19:15We made it!
19:17And we did it together, as a team.
19:20Do-do-do-doo!
19:23My recorder!
19:25It's gone!
19:26I must have dropped it somewhere back at the mansion!
19:28I gotta go get it!
19:30But, Rook, you'd be going back into that insanely dangerous pizza party playland of doom!
19:35You know how much that recorder means to me!
19:38And that's why I'm coming with you.
19:40And we're going back to get Tiny Boris.
19:43No Tiny Boris and no team!
19:46We're getting back to Fearless Leader now!
19:49Until we meet again, Moose and Squirrel!
19:53Let's go get that recorder.
19:58Oh, rough landing!
20:00But look, Rocky!
20:01There's your recorder!
20:04In the hands of that pizza party pooper.
20:07You may have chewed through my cheese before,
20:13so now I'm gonna cheese you with my new experimental cheese blend!
20:20It's made from mozzarella, parmesan, and cement!
20:25You're gonna be playing my birthday parties forever!
20:30Well, thanks for coming back for the recorder,
20:34even though it totally doomed us.
20:36And I'd do it again.
20:37Because no matter what, we're always a...
20:41TEAM!
20:45Uh...
20:46My recorder!
20:50Go ahead, Rook.
20:51Make that recorder sing!
20:54And that's enough!
20:57Spoiled by my own cheese blend!
21:01I knew we were teammates!
21:03We told you, we're not teammates!
21:06Yeah, we just came back for Tiny Boris!
21:08I'm back, baby!
21:10And besides, the only one that ever gets to destroy you is us!
21:14Now hop on!
21:18No!
21:19What's all this shouting and roof-crashing noise?
21:25Uh, nothing?
21:27Princess, did you kidnap someone and have another birthday?
21:31No.
21:35That's it.
21:36No more birthdays.
21:37For one week.
21:38Mwah, man!
21:39Mwah, man!
21:42Still too many of us to fly out on Squirrel!
21:45And nothing for grappling hook to grapple onto!
21:47But we've got to get this giant, huge, enormous check back to Frostbite Falls to fix the birdbath!
21:53Wait a minute.
21:57Team!
21:58And so, our heroes happily flew on their amazing giant check paper airplane back to Frostbite Falls!
22:05Wait, did I say Frostbite Falls?
22:07Because that sign says...
22:09Fearless, falls!
22:10Uh, what's with all the dirty birds?
22:19You mean the dirty birds that are surrounding our heroes?
22:22Find out in our next exciting episode, Bird World Leader!
22:26Or, Bokbok Tweetbok 3, The Squawkening!
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