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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also came rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh ba!
00:16Soon a band of married men he'd gotten.
00:19They wore outfits made of plain green cotton.
00:23Helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good, good for Robin Hood.
00:31They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.
00:34They jumped a lot of fences.
00:38They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
00:41Except what they kept for expenses.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten,
00:48we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:52Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:56They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.
00:59They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
01:06Except what they kept for expenses.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten,
01:13we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:17Yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:20Who are you?
01:21Who are you?
01:23Go, go, go, go, go!
01:27Padre, I feel nervous without Robin here.
01:53Please, let's have faith in Little John.
01:55He's second in command.
01:57Guys, guys!
01:58A wagon's coming.
01:59Okay, let's get him.
02:00Hold it!
02:01When Robin left for his class reunion, he told me to give the orders.
02:04Now everybody hide.
02:16Well, what are you gonna do, Mr. Leader?
02:19I have a plan.
02:20It's ingenious.
02:21I've been working on it for days.
02:22It can't fail.
02:23Watch this.
02:25Stop the wagon!
02:26Horstress!
02:27What is the problem?
02:28Was I speeding, officer?
02:29All we want to know is who you are and why you're traveling through Sherwood Forest.
02:43Oh, that is easy.
02:44I am Professor Otto Bon, Master Inventor of Weapons.
02:48Oi!
02:49Memo...
02:50invent...
02:51steps.
02:52Great!
02:53What are you doing?
02:54You have not got permission to search my wagon.
03:01Hey!
03:02Have a look.
03:03Who are you fellas, anyway?
03:04We're, uh, Robin Hood's merry men.
03:05Merry men?
03:06Oh, the happy fellas!
03:07I heard about you even in my country.
03:13Yeah, you're the famous outlaws, right?
03:16Oh, I think I have just the thing for you.
03:19What are you talking about?
03:20In here are plans for the most powerful weapon in the world.
03:21In one fell swoop, it will take care of all your enemies.
03:25You have enemies, don't you?
03:26Oh, no.
03:27Oh, no.
03:28What are you talking about?
03:29What are you talking about?
03:30In here are plans for the most powerful weapon in the world.
03:33In one fell swoop, it will take care of all your enemies.
03:36You have enemies, don't you?
03:37Oh...
03:38Who doesn't?
03:39What are you talking about?
03:40Ah, sir!
03:41With this weapon, you can sit in the comfort of your own father.
03:44Oh, no.
03:45You're not.
03:46You're not.
03:47You're not.
03:48You're not.
03:49You're not.
03:50You're not.
03:51You're not.
03:52You're not.
03:53You're not.
03:54You're not.
03:55You can sit in the comfort of your own forest and indiscriminately reign terror on anybody.
03:59All you have to do is pull that little trigger.
04:02We don't need such a weapon.
04:04Combat is meant to be fought man-to-man, eye-to-eye, toe-to-toe, hand-to-hand.
04:09Back to back.
04:10Belly to belly.
04:11Back.
04:12Hold it.
04:13Hold it.
04:14Hold it.
04:15This is an evil weapon.
04:18It must be destroyed.
04:20Anybody got a light?
04:21It should be destroyed.
04:23Hold it.
04:24I'm so sorry.
04:25Oh, why?
04:26What are you doing?
04:27This is not my weapon, my plan!
04:30What am I to do?
04:31I have no insurance.
04:32What will I do?
04:33What will I do?
04:35What will I do?
04:36Won't me?
04:37Won't me?
04:38You won't me?
04:39Quite.
04:40Pretty good acting, huh, so it's...
04:43Little do they know, I have another set of plans right up here.
04:46Little do they know, I have another set of plans right up here in my head for a trickle-cabin.
04:53The only person that would be interested in such a weapon
04:59would be a despicable, deceitful, revolting coward.
05:04I'll take it!
05:05Wonderful!
05:06Oh, bravo, bravo!
05:09When my weapon is completed, just pull the trigger and this will be destroyed!
05:15This will be demolished!
05:18Say bye-bye to these!
05:22Bye-bye!
05:24And this is gone, too.
05:26What about this?
05:28That's where my mommy lives.
05:30She'll never forgive me.
05:32Hello, mommy.
05:34Sheriff, may I have a word with you, please?
05:37Oh, that's good.
05:41Yes, sire?
05:42Now, Hubert, I don't know about this guy.
05:44He talks funny.
05:46And he's not from around here.
05:48And I don't like the way he dresses.
05:51How can you be sure it's gonna work?
05:53It will, Burke!
05:55Really?
05:56Oh, how can you be so sure?
05:59Does a river bend?
06:01Does a villo veep?
06:03Hmm?
06:04Does a faas tucker?
06:06Of course, it will, Burke!
06:08Wonderful!
06:09Let us begin at once.
06:10What will you require?
06:11Bertram, take notes.
06:13I will need plenty of space to work.
06:16Clear the dungeon area.
06:18No interruptions whatsoever.
06:19Double the guard.
06:21And a dozen workers that talk exactly like me.
06:24Twelve strange people.
06:25Now, read that back.
06:27Let's see.
06:28You got a large stock and dank.
06:31Hold the gab.
06:32And a side of kraut.
06:35Wait!
06:36Don't rush off.
06:37I haven't come to the most important part.
06:39I will need M-E-T-A-L.
06:45Lots and lots of metal.
06:48Much metal.
06:49Bring me metal.
06:51Bring me lead.
06:52Bring copper.
06:53Nickel.
06:54Iron.
06:55Brand.
06:56Zinc.
06:57Silver.
06:58Tungsten.
06:59Manganie.
07:00Oh!
07:01Bring me some iron, copper, and zinc.
07:04Box and some spoons, and your kids shall think.
07:06Leg of lead and tungsten, too.
07:09You'll make a body you have.
07:12You'll make some iron, copper, and copper.
07:15You'll make a body you have.
07:16You'll make some iron, copper, and zinc.
07:20You'll make some iron, copper, and zinc.
07:39Need some more tin.
07:42Is my weapon ready yet?
07:44No, I'm just preparing the mold.
07:46Professor, is it possible to have the weapon ready by dinner?
07:50Don't ask me. Order me.
07:53All my life, I've waited for someone to give me orders.
07:57Order me to have it ready by dinner.
08:00Very well, then. I am ordering you to have the weapon ready by dinner.
08:03You call that an order? That's too wishy-washy.
08:05From the heart. You've got to feel it. Feel it.
08:08I order you. Louder.
08:10I order you!
08:13Oh!
08:16That was a good order.
08:18I got shivers on that one.
08:20One weapon coming out!
08:23Come on!
08:33Yeah, we did good while you were gone, huh, Robin?
08:35Oh, excellent, men. I'm very, very proud of you.
08:37And little John, you did a fine job as leader in my absence.
08:40Well, it was nothing, Robin. Anybody with superior talent, brains and brawn could have done the same thing.
08:47Humility is not in this man's vocabulary.
08:50A rider approaches.
08:52Ten to one, it's Maid Marian.
08:54It's Maid Marian.
08:55Come on.
08:58Quickly! Metal! Dungeon weapon! Horrible! Destruction!
09:03Marian, what's wrong?
09:04Prince John and the Sheriff are having a terrible weapon made in a dungeon by a man called Autobahn.
09:10A weapon that could destroy the whole world.
09:12Autobahn? We stopped a man with that name a few days ago.
09:15Yeah, he had blueprints for a weapon like the one Marian's talking about.
09:18You mean to tell me you just let him go on his merry way?
09:21Sure. We took his weapons and I burned his blueprints.
09:24And didn't it occur to you that he might have the blueprints right up here?
09:28I knew we should have searched his brains.
09:32Marian, I must see this weapon for myself. I'm going back to the castle with you.
09:36May the gentle hand of heaven guide you both. May it shield you from adversity.
09:42And may it crush anyone who gets in your way!
10:06I'm going back to the castle with you.
10:08The weapon is ready!
10:36I now christen thee mine all mine!
10:54It's truly magnificent, isn't it Sheriff?
10:57Yes, it is. It makes me so happy I could cry.
11:01Wish I knew how. I want to shoot it now.
11:04Can I shoot it now?
11:06Hold on to your crown! First we must set the aimer!
11:10You don't want to shoot it until we set the aimer, do you?
11:13No.
11:14What's the aimer?
11:16Well, the weapon is like a lot of people we know.
11:19It's dumb.
11:21It doesn't know where to go, so we have to tell it so.
11:27We use the aimer.
11:29Yes, my liege. Aim it towards Gibraltar.
11:31I have a man stationed there who will inform us of the success of this weapon.
11:35He's the fastest man in the kingdom.
11:41Your highness.
11:47Five, four, three, two, one, fire!
12:05Whoops! We should have cut a hole in the wall.
12:11That should be my man from Gibraltar.
12:18Huh? Did it work?
12:21That's all that's left of Gibraltar.
12:24Hmm, I always wanted a piece of the rock.
12:27On the name, boom the game!
12:30How soon will the weapon be ready for shooting again?
12:33Well, since I am the only one who can load it,
12:36and this is my busy season,
12:39can you pop in again around Thursday?
12:41No!
12:42I have it ready for you by tomorrow.
12:45Tomorrow.
12:48Then we will destroy something that has been plaguing me for years.
12:52Sherwood Forest.
12:54And with it, Robin Woods.
13:13Men, Marion was right.
13:14I've seen the weapon.
13:15It is more frightful and more ominous than ever I imagined.
13:17Even I was awestruck.
13:19It takes a lot to strike this guy's oar.
13:21And the worst part of it is,
13:22the sheriff is intent upon destroying Sherwood Forest.
13:25He's got the weapon pointing right at us.
13:27Doesn't the sheriff know it's not polite to point?
13:29Well, obviously not.
13:30We'll have to teach him some manners.
13:31Alan, you know how to speak for this kind of a crazy accent, don't you?
13:35Are you kidding?
13:38Good.
13:39Alan, you're coming with me.
13:40The rest of you go warn the peasants.
13:42They're our main concern.
13:43Marion is doing her bit at the castle.
13:45We'll take care of Otto Bonn and his weapon.
13:48Oh, Lord!
13:50Please grant Robin and Alan a successful mission.
13:53And if they should fail,
13:55please grant those of us left in the forest
13:58time to get our tails out of here.
14:01Oh, Lord!
14:03It's really quite good of you to help me with my needing, Bertram.
14:09But you've been so quiet.
14:12I have to be.
14:14The sheriff has personally entrusted me with a great secret.
14:18A great secret?
14:21Yes.
14:22But I'll give you a hint.
14:24And soon.
14:27Why don't we change the subject?
14:31Let's play a game.
14:33Oh, good.
14:34I'll mention a word,
14:36and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
14:38All right?
14:39Oatmeal.
14:40No, I haven't started yet.
14:42I'm sorry.
14:43Now, the first word is...
14:46Dungeon.
14:48That's where the weapon is.
14:49Otto Bonn is the only person who has to arm it.
14:51It'll be shot off this afternoon,
14:52and the guards have been tripled.
14:54I'm so sleepy.
14:57Perhaps you should leave.
14:59Leave?
15:00Don't even get to play the lightning round.
15:02Perhaps later.
15:03Be proud, Bertram.
15:05You kept your secret well.
15:07You didn't spill a thing.
15:11My motto is...
15:13Loose lips sink ships.
15:24Did you hear?
15:25Everything.
15:26We must act fast.
15:27I've finished these for you.
15:30If I had more time,
15:31I could have made them double-breasted.
15:33No, they're perfect, Marion.
15:35We'll need disguises.
15:36I needed these, too.
15:39Okay, Robin.
15:40What now?
15:41I don't know.
15:42This...
15:43This is a rough one.
15:44We might just have to wing it.
15:45But with all those guards,
15:47how will you get into the dungeon, Robin?
15:49I've got it!
15:51The pickle jar!
15:52Of course!
15:53The pickle jar!
16:04You look so strong.
16:05Could you please open this jar of pickles for me?
16:21Well, Otto, is the weapon near completion?
16:40You want me to work faster?
16:41Order me to work faster.
16:43I order you to have this weapon ready in 15 minutes.
16:46Bertram, take a letter.
16:49Yes, my liege!
16:50Ah, dear France, dear Spain, dear China.
16:54Stick them up!
16:55Ha-hoo!
17:10Keep up the good work!
17:12Well, that was close.
17:13Well, so far, so good, Robin.
17:14What's the plan?
17:15I don't know.
17:16We'll just have to play it by ear.
17:17You know, it's too bad that the genius who created this great weapon will not control the world.
17:34Instead, that silly little prince will.
17:37You can bet your strudel on that.
17:40Wait!
17:41Wait!
17:42You said something.
17:43Something about controlling the world.
17:46Tell me more.
17:47Well, we cared not with all these other people here.
17:51Would you like to step inside the barrel of this weapon?
17:56Ah, no way.
17:57That is off limits.
17:59I am the only one allowed inside.
18:02Then why not clear the room?
18:04We could talk here.
18:05Good idea.
18:06Okay, kid.
18:07Take a break.
18:08Take ten.
18:09You know, your uniforms are familiar, but I don't place the faces.
18:24Oh, we have been fans of yours for a long time, sir.
18:28We were students of yours at the university.
18:32The university?
18:33I was kicked out of there for molesting ideas.
18:36You know, we have followed your long and brilliant career.
18:42We are extremely loyal.
18:44That's why we were so upset when we discovered Prince John and the Sheriff are taking advantage of you.
18:51Taking advantage of me?
18:54Yes, I mean, why should they gain from the weapon?
18:57After all, you are the one who created it and...
19:00And?
19:01And you are the only one who know how to use it.
19:05That's true.
19:06I'm beginning to catch your drift.
19:09Yes.
19:10Why don't you write a note to Prince John and inform him of your intentions?
19:16Yes.
19:17You know, you are extremely bitter and diabolical.
19:23I like you.
19:26Dear my highness.
19:32Stick him up.
19:35I never trusted him.
19:37He'll never get away with this!
19:39Will he?
19:41Perhaps we can persuade our friend Otto to change his mind.
19:48I think I have just the thing.
19:55He ought to bind the first!
19:58And only!
20:03It's going great, huh, Robin?
20:05What's our next step?
20:07Just follow my lead.
20:09Pay attention here.
20:10You'll learn something.
20:11Do you hear that?
20:12I hear that.
20:13That's my favorite tune.
20:14That's my kind of music.
20:15That's Tops and Pops.
20:16My heart is Kaisen!
20:17My heart is Kaisen!
20:23I'm coming, Liebchen!
20:25Otto, you can hear me.
20:27Do you hear that?
20:28Do you hear that?
20:29Do you hear that?
20:30I hear that?
20:31That's my favorite tune.
20:32That's my kind of music.
20:33That's Tops and Pops.
20:34Otto, Otto, I'm coming, Liebchen!
20:44Otto, you can have all the music and all the girls you want if you rule the world.
20:51Right.
20:52Brunhilde!
20:53I can't be tied down to one girl now!
20:57I order you to open this door.
21:12An order is the one power I cannot ignore.
21:15This is an order.
21:17It's such good ordering.
21:19I do.
21:21I order you to stay.
21:23Another order?
21:25This is an order.
21:27Otto, this is an order.
21:31And this is an order.
21:35Otto, I'm going crazy.
21:38Only a quiet place to see.
21:41Otto, Otto, I know a nice quiet place.
21:46Why don't you get inside there?
21:49Inside?
21:50It's a good place to go and get your head together.
21:54Oh, of course.
21:56What a, what a nice idea.
21:59Yeah, peace and quiet.
22:01Here I come.
22:03Then you're not.
22:08Bertram, quick.
22:09Bring on the battering ram.
22:12Bring on the battering ram!
22:15Everything to your liking.
22:24Couldn't be better.
22:25This is nice.
22:26A little dark, though.
22:28Could use a lamp in here.
22:31Memo.
22:32Invent lamp.
22:33The next stop, Murray's Ocean.
22:48Well, there goes crazy Otto.
22:52Hey, Robin, up here.
22:53I did good, right?
22:55Forget good.
22:56You did great.
22:57Looks like no one ruled the world this day.
23:10There goes Robin Hood.
23:12I hate that Robin.
23:14Strange as it may seem, my liege, he may have done us a favor.
23:17What?
23:19Oh.
23:21We owe you thanks, Robin Hood.
23:23Now, tell her.
23:24And that final score again, goodness one, evil nothing.
23:39Oh, Alan, before you hang that up.
23:43Ronaldo, ring around the collar.
23:46Ring around the collar.
23:48Don't blame me.
23:50It's Little John's shirt.
23:51Tell him to wash behind his neck once in a while.
23:53Robin, I'd like to request permission to stop wringing out these clothes for a moment.
23:58Why, Little John?
23:59I'd like to kill Ronaldo.
24:02Permission denied.
24:03Robin, look!
24:04A bottle!
24:05Looks like some sort of note in it.
24:07Hey, guy, what kind of a note?
24:08B flat or C sharp?
24:10Alan.
24:15It's from Professor Otto Bond.
24:17Hey, I wonder what Otto would say if he knew his weapon was a tourist attraction at Sherwoodland Park.
24:22Listen up close.
24:26Dear, to whom it may concern.
24:29I'm stuck on this desert island here in the middle of Murray's ocean with Murray and his family.
24:36We're about two miles from the edge.
24:39I'm out of the weapon business now, and I'm turning my genius to something called transportation.
24:48Transportation.
24:49I wonder what he had in mind.
24:50I wonder what he had in mind.
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