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00:00Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants. Things were bad and that ain't good.
00:13Then came Robin Hood. Oh, bah! Soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:20They wore outfits made of plain green cotton. Helping victims was their business.
00:25Boy, oh boy, was business good. Good for Robin Hood.
00:31They laughed. They loved. They fought. They drank. They jumped a lot of fences.
00:38They robbed the rich. Gave to the poor. Except for they kept for expenses.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:52Yay, poor Robin Hood!
00:56They laughed. They loved. They fought. They drank. They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich. Gave to the poor. Except for they kept for expenses.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:17Yay, poor Robin Hood!
01:27Let's get back andinken.
01:40There was a getaway gun.
01:41Oh, yeah, he thinks because he's got an arrow sticking out of it.
02:11Out of his chest, he has the right to criticize us.
02:13An arrow sticking out of his chest, Padre.
02:16Now, don't you, Padre me.
02:17And for your information, I am not mortally wounded.
02:20Because the good book saved my life.
02:23Sorry to disappoint you.
02:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:29Enough.
02:30Men, what is happening to us?
02:32All this feudin' and the fussin' and the fightin'.
02:34This is the home of the merry men, remember?
02:37Now, make nice.
02:39Make nice.
02:41Oh, man, I...
02:44I said make nice.
02:52Oh, Robin.
02:54I don't know what's happening to us.
02:57I do.
02:58These are the classic symptoms of forest fatigue.
03:01Huh?
03:02We are tired, we're overworked, we're cranky.
03:04I'm not cranky.
03:06Hey, what we need is a vacation.
03:10Vacation?
03:12Vacation.
03:13A vacation!
03:15What's a vacation?
03:17What's a vacation?
03:19You mean to say that you've never gone away for a few weeks to the seashore with Dad?
03:23Dad?
03:23Dad?
03:24What's Dad?
03:25Oh, you forget your noble background.
03:28They are but humble serfs.
03:31Ah.
03:32Well, then, it's time you all knew what it is.
03:35You shall have your vacation, lads.
03:36Woo-hoo!
03:37Yay!
03:38This isn't gonna hurt, is it?
03:40Trust me, little John.
03:41Now, what shall it be?
03:42Mountains or seashore?
03:43What, Al?
03:44It's gotta be mountains.
03:46Seashore.
03:47Seashore.
03:48Mountains.
03:49Seashore.
03:50Mountains.
03:51Seashore.
03:52Mountains.
03:52Seashore.
03:52Go on.
03:53Go on.
03:54Forest fatigue.
03:55Oh, yeah.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:57It's all right.
03:58We will settle this in traditional Saxon fashion.
04:01Ready?
04:02Ready.
04:04One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
04:06Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more.
04:08Oh, Robin Hood and his ruffians on vacation.
04:17Excellent, Gaspard.
04:18You have done your job well.
04:20Merci.
04:22Pas de quoi.
04:24Now, Bertram, pay this tree.
04:26Which budget does this come out of?
04:28Spying or forestry?
04:30Pay him.
04:32Don't spend it all in one place.
04:36Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.
04:38This is just the moment I've been waiting for.
04:48The moment for my master plan.
04:53A master plan?
04:55Oh, I just love it when you're masterful.
04:58Come with me.
05:00Yes, master.
05:01Master.
05:01Master.
05:08How goes it, Crudwell?
05:15I wouldn't know, sir.
05:17I've just gone mad.
05:19Excellent, excellent.
05:21Feeding time, Crudwell.
05:23Done already?
05:32They still had a side of fries coming.
05:39Right this way, Bertram.
05:41Me, Sheriff's friend.
05:50Well, Bertram, take a good look.
05:53They're disgusting.
05:57They're repulsive.
05:58They're revolting.
06:00And they look just like Robin Hood's men.
06:02Precisely.
06:03They are my master plan.
06:06Exact doubles for Robin and his band.
06:08What do you mean?
06:10You'll see.
06:12By the time Robin and his boys return from their vacation,
06:16the peasants will be ready to kill them.
06:19Brilliant.
06:20Wherever did you find them?
06:21Last, the Norseman, fished out of a sewer in Oslo.
06:30Wasn't sewer.
06:32Well, cesspool can live in cesspool.
06:36Can't live in sewer.
06:38How positively revolting.
06:40Meet you.
06:41This is Bad Merwin, alias Three-Fingered Merwin,
06:52direct from a gutter in the Isle of Jersey.
06:55Charmed to make your acquaintance, I'm sure.
06:59Wait a minute.
07:01He's got all his fingers.
07:03Why do they call him Three-Fingered Merwin?
07:07Because I take three fingers from all my victims.
07:11And here is dapper Danny Doyle.
07:20He's on the ten most wanted list
07:22and the ten best dressed.
07:27All right, governor.
07:30Want a shake?
07:32I'll take a rain check if you don't mind.
07:38Fascinating, eh, Bertrand?
07:40The Lithuania, surprising you.
07:42And Bertrand, meet our own Robin Hood, Gregor.
07:47He rode with Attila the Hun.
07:49No, wait.
07:51Rode on, Attila the Hun.
07:53Gregor was kicked out of the Huns for cruelty after hours.
08:01But what about his beard?
08:03The real Robin had no beard.
08:05Take it off, Gregor.
08:08Take it all off.
08:10Now, Gregor, just all smoothies.
08:31Bertrand, tomorrow I'm going to unleash these fiends on the peasants.
08:40They will think it is a real Robin and his men
08:43and they will grow to hate them.
08:46Maniacally clever.
08:47It's too bad we live in a monarchy, Sheriff.
08:50Because if this were a democracy,
08:52you'd be president.
08:53Now, Bertrand,
08:58how would you like to join our fiends as your twin, Rinaldo?
09:04You mean me?
09:08I get to be a fiend?
09:10Me?
09:11A rookie?
09:14Break him in, boys.
09:16Remember, men,
09:23we're all on vacation,
09:25so I order you to relax and have fun.
09:28You want to talk about your fine labor management relations?
09:32I want a window seat.
09:33Okay, all aboard, lads.
09:35We don't want to miss a day of sun.
09:37Robin.
09:38Robin.
09:41Little John,
09:41why didn't you think of that before?
09:44Get aboard.
09:44Come on, Mr. Hood.
09:47Look at this.
09:47The man takes his work on vacation.
09:49Get rid of this.
09:50All right, men.
09:51Let's have one for the road.
09:55Oh, Lord,
09:56make this journey safe.
09:58Amen.
10:00And this beef tender.
10:02Oh, 99 flagons avail on the wall,
10:0599 flagons avail.
10:06I don't care about it.
10:08I'll miss you.
10:09I'll miss you.
10:10I'll miss you.
10:11I'll miss you.
10:11I won a little town.
10:12I'll miss you.
10:13I'll miss you.
10:17I'll miss you.
10:18Robin.
10:19Look at him.
10:20I'll miss you.
10:20You don't want to come to the castle without it this time.
10:23Quick, over here.
10:25You impreduous fool.
10:29Robin! Stop! Robin!
10:33What's going on is he? Robin! That's it, Robin!
10:37Saturday night is off!
10:41Gregor, how dare you! Don't you ever do that to make Marianne again!
10:45You animal!
10:49Close good. He likes suede.
10:53The others are waiting for you in the courtyard.
10:57Let the cavalcade of cruelty begin.
11:17Hey, Friar!
11:19Friar! Hey, Friar! Come on, stop your cassock and join us. The water's fine.
11:23Oh, no, no. The only water I work with is holy water.
11:27Oh!
11:29No demerits. Bad joke.
11:31Hey, honey! What's this?
11:33Whoo!
11:35What do you say? What do you say, fair maiden? Alan's my name. Charm's my game.
11:41Hey, plenty of other fish in the sea.
11:45Hey, don't go out too far, Rinaldo.
11:47Don't worry, Robin. I'll keep my eye on him.
11:49But first, I'll keep my eye on you, you willow will.
11:51Snark! Snark!
11:53Alan, why did you do that?
11:55We thought you were one of those man-eating snarks to terrorize Brighton.
12:07What? You didn't believe that, did you?
12:09That was just a story, a tale, a ballad, a minstrel...
12:13Look at the front.
12:14What?
12:15Hey!
12:16Hey, Robin.
12:17Hey, Robin.
12:18Hi, Robin.
12:20Look it for me.
12:21You're going to bring me here.
12:22Hey, have a water.
12:23Hi.
12:24Hi, Robin.
12:25Hi, Robin.
12:26How are you doing?
12:27Let's go!
12:28Now come back to bed.
12:29Oh, the fish.
12:30All on the fish.
12:32Hey, baby.
12:33Hello, Bob.
12:34The fish.
12:35Oh, the fish.
12:36Oh, the fish.
12:37Oh, the fish.
12:38Oh, the fish!
12:39Oh!
12:40Oh!
12:41Oh, the fish.
12:42What makes you so pensive, Robin?
13:10I can't help it, Friar.
13:11I'm pencing for the peasants back in Nottingham.
13:13They may need us.
13:14Nonsense.
13:15What could happen to them in a week?
13:17I don't know.
13:18But something tells me I should be back there.
13:21Relax.
13:22Enjoy.
13:41Next.
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:45Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:50Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh!
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:14Just wait till I get my head done, Robin Hood.
14:30Friar, I've made up my mind I'm going back.
14:32Tell the men to enjoy themselves without me.
14:34I must return to Nottingham.
14:36I can feel it.
14:37But Robin...
14:39Fellow peasants, and I say that with pride,
14:52for today I count myself among your number.
14:57Yay!
14:59We are assembled here united in hate against one man and his band of renown.
15:05Yay!
15:06You know what you have to do.
15:10Surf's!
15:11Do your stuff!
15:14Yay!
15:23Forty-four flagons of ale on the wall.
15:25Forty-four flagons of ale.
15:27If one of those flagons should happen to fall.
15:30Forty-three flagons of ale on the wall.
15:36If one of those flagons should happen to fall.
15:42What over, Sylvester?
15:43How does it, my friends?
15:44Get him!
15:45Get him!
15:46Wait a minute!
15:48Hey, wait!
15:50Stop!
15:50Get him!
15:52Wait a minute! Hey, wait! Stop!
15:55It's me, Robin!
15:57This gun, man!
16:03Sylvester, if you're gonna use this,
16:05at least hold it the right way.
16:07Oh, thank you.
16:14Take this, Robin!
16:20I was right.
16:22There is something rotten in Nottingham.
16:25Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
16:27Yes, may I help you?
16:29Marion!
16:30Stay away from me, you baby!
16:32You beast! You murder!
16:34Marion, what is going on?
16:36Oh, I suppose you don't know anything about this.
16:40But this is impossible.
16:42I was away on vacation.
16:44Vacation?
16:45Yes.
16:47Then, if you were there,
16:49then who were here?
16:52I mean,
16:53who was here?
17:03Gregor, go get pay from Sheriff now.
17:06Meet you back in the room.
17:08The eagle flies.
17:13So that's what's been going on.
17:16Marion, quick, get him in here.
17:18But, Robin!
17:19Trust me, my darling.
17:20Trust me.
17:26Are you who, sir?
17:28A handsome?
17:29You, my Siberian snowbird!
17:33Won't you come in for a little chat?
17:36Gregor, grow on you, huh?
17:39Well, I do find you impulsively attractive.
17:42Good.
17:42Go get pay later.
17:44Now get fringe benefits.
17:45Gregor likes to play games.
18:00Coming out, coming out, wherever you are.
18:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!
18:18Bless you.
18:24Marion, quick, tie him up.
18:26Watch him till I return.
18:27But where are you going?
18:28The sheriff's chambers.
18:29But, Robin, you can't.
18:30You'll be killed.
18:31No.
18:32They kill Robin.
18:33But me, Gregor, go collect pay.
18:35Goodbye, my darling.
18:39Hello, Parsons.
18:40Gregor, Gregor, Gregor, Gregor.
18:43Gregor, come for pay.
18:45Of course.
18:46An honest day's pay for a dishonest day's work.
18:50Bertram, let's see.
18:52Forty-hour work week with no overtime.
18:55That comes to 145 gold sovereigns.
18:59Good.
19:00Minus the royal withholding tax.
19:02Pay him.
19:03I have a notation here.
19:06Will you pay him?
19:07Immediately.
19:08But there are certain details.
19:09For instance, this item on the expense account.
19:11It seems you took a peasant to lunch.
19:14What did you have?
19:16The peasant.
19:17Pay him.
19:19Why stand on ceremony?
19:22Here, Gregor, you sign receipt.
19:25Here.
19:25Ah, Gregor finally get money here.
19:28Hey.
19:29Ha, ha, ha.
19:31Hmm.
19:31Oh, Gregor, if only you were the real Robin Hood,
19:39what I would do.
19:42Ha, ha.
19:43And if Gregor were real Robin,
19:45oh, what he would do.
19:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:49Yeah.
19:50That's good.
19:52That's very creative.
19:53And then maybe he'd do this.
19:55Ah.
19:57And then this.
19:59Ah.
19:59And then for final, final.
20:03Yes.
20:05For if you were the real Robin Hood,
20:08I would slit your throat for all of that.
20:11Good thing Gregor not real Robin.
20:14How true?
20:14For the real Robin would never let the sheriff get the drop on him like that.
20:18Gregor, go get pay now.
20:23Gregor, take pay.
20:24Put in special money pouch.
20:26Money pouch special for pay.
20:28Needing money?
20:29Put right here.
20:31You say he's trying to tell us where he keeps his money.
20:33Glad you asked.
20:34Special secret money pouch just for money.
20:37Put money right here.
20:38Gregor, go pay others.
20:45Gregor, will you go pay the others?
20:52Gregor, go pay others.
20:53Now, Gregor, go try to get paid.
21:01That's right, Marion.
21:03Gregor, no pay others.
21:05You mean you told Gregor's men that the sheriff's...
21:08Right.
21:10Now, the next step is yours.
21:11Gather the peasants and tell them what happened.
21:13They'll believe you.
21:14In the meantime, I'll deal with our friend here.
21:17Oh, don't be too hard on him.
21:20He is kind of cute, you know.
21:23Here you are, Gregor.
21:24You are about to learn that money can buy happiness, but not yours.
21:29Oh, I told you I paid, Gregor.
21:34We have the receipt, don't we?
21:36Oh, yes, Sheriff.
21:37You're absolutely right.
21:38You always say get a receipt.
21:40It's very good business.
21:41Find it.
21:42Sheriff, at the risk of showing disrespect.
21:49We don't believe you.
21:52Make him a little taller.
21:56Let me see, where did I put that receipt?
22:00Chief, for Gregor.
22:05Please!
22:07That is so distracting.
22:09Ah, I've got it!
22:15I knew I'd find it was on the C for salary.
22:19Yes, sir.
22:20File yourself on the B.
22:22Oh, for Valkyrie.
22:24No, burial.
22:26No evolutions.
22:27Gregor coming for pay.
22:29Grab the blighter.
22:31Where's our money, Gregor?
22:32Gregor got no money.
22:34Where would the bomb stash it?
22:36It's, it's, it's in his money, pal.
22:40Well, you dirty double-crosser.
22:44No, this I'm going to take.
22:46After him, you bunch of plumbers.
22:49Do stand up, Sheriff.
22:53Let's see if you've gotten any taller.
22:56Oh, no, this is a gal.
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:14Let's see!
23:17Oh, no!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh, oh.
23:24Oh!
23:25Come here!
23:29Come here, come here!
23:31Come here!
23:34Come here!
23:40Jeff!
23:44I'm sorry!
23:55Oh, man, that was some vacation.
23:58Hey, remember the belly dancer with the dark eyes?
24:07Talk about your fun.
24:08Talk about your high old times.
24:10Talk about your after-hour taverns.
24:15Yes, I'll talk to you all about it later.
24:18In confession!
24:19Come on, will you, friar?
24:21You know, one of these days, I'm going to beat him to a pulpit.
24:25And did you have a high old time, too?
24:31Well, me and the boys, the boys and me, we pitched a lot of horseshoes.
24:35You know, hung out.
24:37That's nice.
24:40You know, to think that Gregor believed he could impersonate me.
24:44I mean, he actually believed that he could ride as well as me or fence as well as me.
24:48He couldn't do anything as well as me.
24:52Well...
24:52Marion...
24:53Yeah.
24:59THE END
25:29THE END
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