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00:00A Biscuit, my darling.
00:11A Biscuit for Tina?
00:13A Biscuit for Tina?
00:14Elizabeth, shut that animal up!
00:16Shut yourself up, you insensitive brute.
00:19A Biscuit for Tina?
00:21Ah, the Queen of Cups.
00:23Is that good, Mortyana?
00:25It isn't good.
00:27It is not good.
00:30Hmm, yes, well, what exactly does hmm mean?
00:41Elizabeth, that animal doesn't want biscuits.
00:45Of course she wants a biscuit, won't you, my darling?
00:54Well?
00:56Trouble.
00:57Trouble? What sort of trouble?
00:58Oh, it isn't Richard, is it?
01:01Richard isn't coming back, is he?
01:06Right, that's it.
01:10Here, Tiny.
01:12Tina.
01:13Here, Tiny.
01:15Come on, you wretched little rat.
01:17Yes, there it is.
01:19Yes, there it is.
01:21Hmm, nice sausage.
01:23And fetch.
01:27Oops.
01:32What have you done?
01:35Hmm.
01:37You swine.
01:38Oh, this day is getting better by the minute.
01:47Right, now, what do the cards say?
01:57What is it?
01:58Got to go.
02:00Goodbye, Your Highness.
02:00Women.
02:04Women.
02:05For the Lord offers help
02:31when the way seems unclear.
02:33Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my hands.
02:40God speaks to the prophet and God's son.
02:45Every word that is written in the Bible
02:48was written to teach us.
02:54Through endurance and encouragement of the scriptures,
02:57we might have hope.
03:00Hope?
03:02There is no hope for you, priest.
03:04There is hope for everyone.
03:06This is a house of prayer.
03:08Do you come here to seek Him?
03:10I am Him.
03:11And I come to bring you everlasting life.
03:14Blasphemy!
03:15No more!
03:16Remember, just take the men.
03:18Just take the men!
03:19No!
03:20No!
03:21No!
03:22No!
03:23No!
03:24No!
03:25No!
03:26No!
03:27No!
03:28No!
03:29No!
03:30No!
03:31No!
03:32No!
03:33No!
03:34No!
03:36No!
03:37No!
03:38No!
03:39No!
03:41No!
03:43No!
03:44I'm sorry.
03:49No!
03:50No!
03:52Oh, Wren, hear me!
04:14Through me, the dead shall have life everlasting.
04:19You and Mortyana will now regret
04:21if you dare betray me, John Merlin.
04:31Alwyn!
04:34Alwyn!
04:35There's no need to shout,
04:37although I can appreciate your frustration
04:39reduced to playing parlour tricks.
04:43You know I hate it when you patronise me.
04:46I was wondering when you'd come.
04:48It's Malinok, isn't it?
04:50We're in danger, aren't we?
04:52He still has Merlin's scepter.
04:54He's found a way around Merlin's spell
04:56after all these years?
04:58His army grows larger every hour.
05:01What do you think Malinok wants?
05:03To destroy us and rule all England.
05:08But we won't let him, will we?
05:10What do I do?
05:12What do I do?
05:13When he's trying to only take care of one of us,
05:15It's mine.
05:15I don't know.
05:19Why are you...
05:20When he is!
05:22He's over here!
05:23Oh, yes!
05:54Come on.
06:16Well, I'm glad you came to visit.
06:17So this is what you do for fun.
06:19Well, there is pottery and crafts on Thursday night.
06:20Sign me up.
06:24Keep me down.
06:34Leave me alone.
06:36All right, all right.
06:37You're safe with us.
06:38It's okay.
06:38These are my friends.
06:40That's Robin Hood.
06:41I found him wandering in the forest.
06:42He was looking for you.
06:43All right.
06:43Tell us what happened.
06:45They came to my village.
06:47They killed all the men.
06:49Who killed them?
06:49One of them was the devil.
06:51Centuries ago in England,
07:16it was an era of chivalry and magic.
07:24The evil Prince John unleashed an iron fist of tyranny upon the people.
07:34They called out for a champion.
07:37One man answered that call.
07:40His name was Robin Hood.
07:42Fearless in his quest for justice,
07:46Robin Hood challenged the power of the high-born lords
07:50while protecting the helpless and the poor.
07:52Willing to face death for what he believed,
07:58together with the beautiful lady warrior, Marion,
08:02for a mighty little child,
08:06and the wise prior, Tuck,
08:11Robin Hood forged a legend that lives on today
08:14in The New Adventures of Robin Hood.
08:44My God, what happened here?
08:55They've heard in the whole village.
09:04Boris Wright, there's no man here, just women and children.
09:10Except him.
09:11The devil himself has risen from the bowels of the earth.
09:14Where are the other men?
09:16Gone, dead.
09:17Every man in the village, dead.
09:20And then they walked away.
09:23He's lost his mind.
09:25He's telling the truth.
09:26I saw it with my own eyes.
09:28You really think the dead came back to life?
09:30I don't know.
09:31I need to talk to all of them.
09:36May the Lord keep you safe.
09:44May the Lord be coming back,
09:57Let's go.
10:00Say goodbye.
10:01Say goodbye.
10:40Your friend Owen. I'm sure he's a friend.
10:46Oh, that?
10:48Yeah, don't let him fool you. He is.
10:56You go ahead. I'll stay here. Where are the horses?
10:59The horses will be fine, little John.
11:02If I can do this, so can you.
11:05Come on.
11:16Owen?
11:17You've come to consult me about Malinoch.
11:21I have known Malinoch for well over 500 years.
11:24The three of us studied with our master, Molin.
11:28And Malinoch was always obsessed with the scepter.
11:31I think he thought of himself as some kind of god.
11:34By promising people everlasting life.
11:37Malin?
11:38What is it?
11:40For the first time in my life, I am afraid.
11:45I cannot defeat him on my own.
11:48You know I'll do whatever it takes to help.
11:50Malinoch's magic is very strong.
11:52Well, what about Merlin's other pupil?
11:54Orteana.
11:55It's a chance of waiting.
11:56The very same.
11:58If we combine forces, it's just a chance that Malinoch could be defeated.
12:04You will go to Prince John, and you will offer to join forces.
12:09Or else, Malinoch and his army of the dead will rule all England.
12:18Marion?
12:18Owen?
12:19A pleasure to see you, my dear.
12:21To John and someone new.
12:23Come on.
12:24We shall all meet again.
12:30When you work in a castle like me, you get a lot of perks.
12:36With this ring, I could send my men into battle.
12:39No questions asked.
12:40I could get you a job in the castle.
12:42No questions asked.
12:44Could you get us a house in the country?
12:45Sure.
12:46Anything.
12:47Two beers.
12:48Charge it to the ring.
12:53You must have been in a lot of great battles.
13:15Battle, yeah.
13:19I once knocked Little John flat on his behind, which is not very little and not very flat.
13:25Quick!
13:26There's an army of invaders marching this way.
13:28What are you talking about?
13:29Huge men with swords and a sorcerer.
13:32Nothing to worry about.
13:33I read all of Prince John's mail, and nobody wrote to tell us we were being invaded.
13:38What?
13:38Suit yourself.
13:39If I were you, I wouldn't stay here.
13:42Come on.
13:43Let me show you why I am who I am.
13:45Come on.
13:45Who is he?
13:46Who is he?
13:48You see?
14:03With me, you and your daughter have nothing to worry about.
14:05In the name of Prince John, sovereign ruler of all England.
14:31May I suggest that, um, that, that, uh, uh...
14:37Go back to where you came from.
14:42Go back to where you came from.
14:44I recognize no sovereign rulers.
14:46Now move aside!
14:49Watch this.
14:50I will take a personal pleasure in not bringing you back to life.
14:56This way.
15:19This way.
15:19This way.
15:19That's not a chance.
15:47and Prince John's soldiers.
15:51Let's go.
16:14Robin, come out.
16:15Little John.
16:16Little John, we need to go.
16:17No way, we can handle this.
16:19That's not the point, Little John.
16:20We need to get to Prince John's castle.
16:22Whatever you say.
16:39Sire, I'm telling you,
16:40there is a huge army of dead people
16:43marching through the countryside.
16:45Yes, yes, of course there is, Barclay.
16:47But right now, I have a dead dog I need to bury.
16:50Your Majesty,
16:51do you think it's a good idea
16:52to bury a dog at holy ground?
16:55What would your ancestors think?
16:56My illustrious ancestors have slept with worse, believe me.
17:00Now get on with it, man.
17:02Anything to stop her infernal weeping.
17:06As you wish, sire.
17:07As you wish.
17:08We have come here today to say goodbye
17:12to our loyal and trusted friend,
17:16the dog Lady Elizabeth.
17:18I mean the dog of Lady Elizabeth.
17:22Tina!
17:24Tina!
17:24Tina!
17:26Tina!
17:27Tina!
17:27The beloved dog, Tina!
17:31How is that, Your Majesty?
17:32Very good.
17:33I've come for you.
17:50I've come for you.
17:51Well, that's close enough.
18:04You wait here, I'll go on alone.
18:05You're going to surrender to Prince John.
18:07I can't fight him and ask him to join arms.
18:09I don't like this.
18:10I gave all in my word.
18:51Open the gates!
18:54Robin Hood is surrendering!
18:57So far, so good.
18:59We should have done this years ago.
19:14What is all that racket?
19:17It's Robin Hood.
19:18What do you mean, Robin Hood?
19:21Sire!
19:25Sire!
19:26Sire!
19:26It's Robin Hood!
19:28Robin Hood?
19:29Here?
19:31What's he doing here?
19:33I don't know, but never look a gift horse in the mouth.
19:36To what do I owe this particular pleasure?
19:39We're here to talk to you.
19:40Oh, you want to talk to me?
19:41Now, what could you possibly say that would interest me?
19:45A sorcerer is marching his way towards your castle with an army of men who are...
19:49dead.
19:53An army of dead men?
19:55You see, Sire, I know dead when I see dead.
19:59I think I can arrange for you to join them.
20:02God!
20:06No!
20:09Multiana, what are you doing?
20:11Who is that?
20:13That is the man who is going to help me save your kingdom, you fool.
20:17Robin Hood is telling the truth.
20:18Malinoch and his army are real, and he's coming here.
20:22Come!
20:23See for yourself!
20:33Look!
20:33Look!
20:33There is only one answer.
20:54We must destroy the scepter.
20:56I've got it.
20:57I'll send my best troops, the elite guard.
21:00They'd be slaughtered and brought back to life to be a part of Malinoch's army.
21:04This is the most fortified castle in the country.
21:06If they lay siege to us, we can simply wait them out.
21:10That's a good plan, Sire, if I must say so myself.
21:14Malinoch's army has everlasting life and grows larger and stronger by the minute.
21:18That's not a good plan, Sire, if I must say so myself.
21:21Barclay, shut up and get out.
21:24Yes, sir.
21:26How do we get past this everlasting life, Vid?
21:30Malinoch is very powerful.
21:31If the scepter is to be destroyed, it must be brought here.
21:35We can do that.
21:36Yes, go and steal it.
21:37That's what you do for a living.
21:39The key word there is living.
21:42Mortyana and I will confront Malinoch and keep him occupied.
21:45You need to show us a secret way out of the castle.
21:47Don't you go giving me orders.
21:50We have no time for this.
21:53Yes, of course.
21:54All right.
21:55Anything you like, really.
21:56Yes.
21:57Yes.
21:58I will deliver the invocation.
22:14I will bond your spell.
22:18Just like old times, eh?
22:20Remember that gala at Merlin's?
22:23How could I ever forget it?
22:24Your radiance was immeasurable.
22:26And I have never seen anyone look better in red.
22:29Obviously.
22:30I was wearing blue.
22:33Oh.
22:33I wouldn't dream of wearing red to an equinox extravaganza.
22:58There they are.
22:59Let them get closer to the castle until they're within old ones' range.
23:03Nothing like a fair fight.
23:28Look.
23:29There's the scepter.
23:33You ready?
23:37You remember the world?
23:39Of course.
23:43Okay, I want it.
23:45In the name of Merlin,
23:47I call upon the power
23:49the power of the sacred throne.
24:03So, I've brought you together again.
24:06Merlin!
24:07Merlin!
24:07You can't stop me!
24:24Merlin!
24:30Merlin!
24:30Merlin!
24:37Merlin!
24:37Merlin!
24:38Merlin!
24:43Forzeana, do something!
24:45We mustn't hit Robin!
24:46Why not? Kill two birds with one stone.
25:16Let's get the scepter.
25:33Let's get the scepter.
25:35Let's get the scepter.
25:41It's time, Owen.
25:54Marion, grab the ring.
26:05Get the scepter.
26:08Get back to your posts.
26:12Stop them.
26:13I order you to remain.
26:21Barclay, what are you doing?
26:24I'm going to go to the scepter.
26:26I'm going to go to the scepter.
26:29I'm going to go to the scepter.
26:31Barclay, where do you think you're going?
26:36Sire, the men think you've cursed the castle
26:39by burying that dork tiny Tina in the royal crypt.
26:43That is superstitious, Balderdash.
26:46I agree, sire.
26:47Right.
26:51Look.
26:53Open the gate.
26:56I won't go.
26:57Please, do something.
27:01Hurry.
27:02Hurry.
27:03Quickly.
27:05I win.
27:06Mortyana.
27:08You are now bats for the power.
27:10Admiral our care.
27:18Open the gate.
27:21Help me.
27:26I can't lift everything.
27:27I've got a bad back.
27:28Pathetic.
27:29You're pathetic illegal,
27:30burn me.
27:31Throw me.
27:38Ah!
27:39Oh.
27:40Nevermind.
27:41Yes, Miss.
27:42Yes!
27:43Yes, Princess.
27:44No, I am sorry, sir.
27:49Of thisavez.
27:50Oh.
27:51Wow.
27:52Ooh,UN.
27:53Okay, well.
27:54This...
27:56Ah...
27:57We need to get the scepter to the lowest point possible.
28:19The crab!
28:20Little John, come on, hold them off.
28:22What?
28:22I'm with you!
28:27It must be destroyed.
28:49Yes, of course.
28:52You're right.
28:53Too bad.
28:57Evil.
28:59Pure evil.
29:02Robin, if we do find everlasting life, let's make it through our heavenly Father.
29:06Amen.
29:06Amen.
29:07Arwen, you will not defeat me!
29:30This will be unprotected until the circle is closed.
29:42Don't mind me.
29:53I'll just stand out of the way and take notes.
29:58Ready?
29:58From the sacred halls of Camelot, and by the eternal powers of Merlin, that which is done
30:10must be undone.
30:12Come on!
30:25You must stop them!
30:26Stop them!
30:26Stop them!
30:30Stop them!
30:31Stop them!
30:31Come on!
30:33Come on!
30:37Oh, my God.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:37Oh, my God.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:09Oh, my God.
32:11Oh, my God.
32:15Go.
32:19Go, go, go.
32:23Let's go.
32:53Wait, this one. Wait, just a minute. How do you know your way through my castle so well?
33:23John!
33:39Robin! We can't hold him!
33:57All we need to do is give all of them enough time to destroy the scepter.
34:00We're all going to die and then walk around forever as a zombie.
34:03Oh, great.
34:04Let's go.
34:34There's got to be another way out of here.
34:40You see, you don't do everything, do you?
34:43Come on, follow me.
34:44Little John, come on, hurry!
34:56They'll never get through that door.
34:57Where's the slave?
34:58The Royal Chambers, show us the way to break the magic of your scepter.
35:04Lord of Shadows, show us the way to break the magic of your scepter.
35:09It's not working.
35:16What are we going to do?
35:19Move away, you idiots!
35:33You need to get down to the crimson.
35:44I think I know my way around my castle a little better than you.
35:47We'll see.
35:48There's another car a little down here.
36:05Sorry, but we need to get down to the crypt.
36:07This goes to the crypt.
36:19The crypt!
36:23Marion, take them down to the crypt.
36:24Rooster.
36:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
36:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
36:53Is there any way out of here?
36:55No, we're trapped.
36:57I don't mind being buried with my relatives.
36:59I just didn't think it would be quite this soon.
37:03Tuck, say a prayer for us.
37:23Blessed Father in heaven.
37:30Show thy children the way into salvation
37:33so that their souls may rescue us.
37:53We shall be transformed by the resurrection of your loving son.
38:23No!
38:33No!
38:34No!
38:35No!
38:36No!
38:37No!
38:53No!
38:54No!
38:55No!
38:56No!
38:57No!
38:58No!
38:59No!
39:00No!
39:01No!
39:02It's quite a prayer.
39:03I made it up.
39:06Are you all right?
39:08Oh.
39:16Have they all gone?
39:18Yes, you coward.
39:20I could do with a good back run.
39:25Hmm.
39:26Me too.
39:32It's time to go.
39:35Marion.
39:36Caval.
39:37Friar.
39:38Olwen.
39:40You take care.
39:41Oh, and little John.
39:43Congratulate your brother's wife on the twins.
39:46She's not due until next month.
39:48Oh.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:50I'm always losing track of time.
39:54She's going to have twins?
39:58What's the other?
39:59We still make a good team.
40:04Oh, and Robin.
40:05Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
40:09Hmm?
40:10New tricks.
40:11Hmm?
40:26Very funny, Olwen.
40:28funny always you love him don't you always have
40:35always well well you're not such a bad witch after all mortian and you're a good man robin
40:44good pity until next time yes until oh no
41:04tina ow ow Elizabeth get this thing off me serves you right
41:11I order you to get off
41:14good job tina
41:34so
41:42so
41:44so
41:46so
41:50so
41:52so
41:54so
41:56so
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