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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah.
00:16Soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:20They wore outfits made of plain green cotton.
00:23Helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:34They jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
00:41Except for they kept more expenses.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:51Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:59They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
01:06Except for they kept more expenses.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten,
01:14we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:20Right this way, your magistrate.
01:25My liege, you are now in possession of one of the finest bells ever designed by...
01:26Antonios Fedobellius.
01:27Fantastic!
01:29Did you have much trouble stealing the bell from Nottingham Abbey?
01:31No, I was so close.
01:33I was so close.
01:34I was so close.
01:35I was so close.
01:36I was so close.
01:37I was so close.
01:38I was so close.
01:39My liege, you are now in possession of one of the finest bells ever designed by Antonio Sredebellius.
01:47Fantastic.
01:48Did you have much trouble stealing the bell from Nottingham Abbey?
01:51Oh, we didn't steal it, my lord.
01:52We merely borrowed it.
01:53Forever.
01:54Very good.
01:55When this bell is rung, its stones bring peace and peace to the world.
02:02Very good.
02:03Very good.
02:04Very good.
02:05When this bell is rung, its stones bring peace and tranquillity to all who hear it.
02:12That him?
02:32Oh, remarkable.
02:33Incredible.
02:34Unbelievable.
02:35Unbeatable.
02:36I so love walking in the rain.
02:50Sorry, I lost my train of thought.
02:52When the bell tolls midnight, it'll be aboard ship bound for Africa.
02:57To toll in one of the world's largest bell collections.
03:00That's the Prince Enjermo of Ethiopia.
03:03So long, sucker.
03:06Have a good trip to Africa.
03:15Mmm.
03:16Would you like this one?
03:17It is.
03:18Wonderful.
03:19Mmm.
03:20Mmm.
03:21Mmm.
03:22Mmm.
03:23Mmm.
03:24Yes.
03:25Delicious.
03:26Wait a minute.
03:27No, nobody move.
03:29There is a crook at this table, man.
03:31Somebody copped my leg of lamb.
03:33Now, I wonder who did it.
03:36Little John, you're supposed to be on a diet.
03:39I am, Robin.
03:40Honest, I've been good.
03:42Hey, if I took it, may I be struck by lightning.
03:43How did that get there?
03:44Little John, this is inexcusable.
03:45I couldn't help it, Robin.
03:47I'm beginning to crack.
03:48Look at me.
03:49I'm wasting away to nothing.
03:50I've got to have something to eat.
03:51Little John, you are going to stay on a diet until you're down to a 46 regular.
03:54Oh.
03:55Robin.
03:56Robin.
03:57Robin.
03:58I bring the abbot of Nottingham Abbey with a grievous tale to tell.
03:59May he speak to you.
04:00Certainly, Friar.
04:01Bring him here.
04:02Hey, abbot!
04:03Hey, abbot!
04:04Master Robin, you must help us.
04:05The sheriff has told me.
04:06I'm going to have to take it.
04:07You're going to have to take it.
04:08You're going to have to take it.
04:09You're going to have to take it.
04:10You're going to have to take it.
04:11Little John, you're going to stay on a diet until you're down to a 46 regular.
04:16Oh.
04:17Robin.
04:18Robin.
04:19I bring the abbot of Nottingham Abbey with a grievous tale to tell.
04:22May he speak to you.
04:23Certainly, Friar.
04:24Bring him here.
04:25Hey, abbot!
04:27Master Robin, you must help us.
04:32The sheriff has stolen our beloved Abbey Bell.
04:35Not the famous Stratibelius.
04:36The same.
04:37He's going to sell it and ship it to Africa tonight.
04:40Africa?
04:42That must be why they're giving a banquet for Prince Anjomo of Ethiopia.
04:47A banquet, huh?
04:48Oh, yes.
04:49With haunches of venison from Prince John's game preserve.
04:53Venison.
04:54Please, Marion.
04:55Roast turkey.
04:56Pheasant.
04:57Marion, please.
04:58Eclair.
04:59Marion.
05:00Stop it!
05:01Stop!
05:02Get rid of her!
05:03This man has got a turkey on his back.
05:11Master Robin, can you help me?
05:13Fear not, good abbot.
05:15You'll get your bell back.
05:16Can you describe it?
05:17Oh, it was just one of those things.
05:19One of those bells that now and then rings.
05:22But Robin, it weighs over 2,000 pounds and it is so sensitive that if you speak in its presence,
05:29it will resound.
05:30Well, it'll take some time to think of a plan for this one.
05:34There is no time and Anjomo takes possession of the bell at midnight.
05:37Midnight.
05:38Then I'll just have to think faster.
05:40I've got it.
05:41Gather round, lads.
05:42Here's what we'll do.
05:43We come out of the forest here and we enter the tower here.
05:57Alan, I want you to stand watch here.
05:59Got it, sir.
06:00Ronaldo, I want you to fake at the moat and go long.
06:02Got it, sir.
06:03And Alan, we'll need lots of gauze and bandages.
06:06Got it, sir.
06:07What?
06:08Yes, we're going to take the bandages and wrap them around the bell to silence it.
06:13Now, little John, I want you to lift the bell and then lower it to the ground with a rope.
06:18Lift and lower.
06:19Got it, sir.
06:20Marian, I want you to keep Prince John and his guests from getting into the bell tower for as long as you possibly can.
06:26Got it, sweetheart.
06:27I mean, sir.
06:31Wait.
06:32You can't risk your swords hitting the bell and giving you away.
06:35You're right, Abbott.
06:38We go unarmed.
06:39Unarmed?
06:40Are you crazy?
06:41We can't rob it.
06:42Hey, man.
06:43What do you mean no swords?
06:44What if we get caught?
06:45That's easy.
06:47We don't get caught.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Oh, no.
06:51Oh, no.
06:52Oh, no.
06:53Oh, no.
06:54Oh, no.
06:55Oh, no.
06:56Dong dong ding ding ding dong.
07:01Max?
07:02Yes, employment?
07:03Max?
07:04May I have your ear for a moment?
07:06Certainly.
07:16I-I-I eat bells! I hear bells!
07:22Who are we expecting?
07:24Heidi?
07:27And what kind of bell is this?
07:32Hmm?
07:36Princess!
07:37Marion!
07:38Oh, forgive me, sire. I didn't know that you were busy.
07:42Well, of course I'm busy. I'm a prince, aren't I?
07:45A prince is always busy. This is not an easy job, you know.
07:48It's not all bright lights and applause.
07:51There is a broken heart for every jewel in my crown.
07:55Well, I just wanted to tell you that Prince N'Jomo's coach has arrived.
08:00Excellent. Bertram, bring Prince N'Jomo to us.
08:06You look lovely tonight, Marion.
08:10Save the first dance for me.
08:12Oh, I'd love to.
08:14Yeah!
08:15But I'm planning on having a headache.
08:20Prince N'Jomo of Ithietia.
08:22My dear prince, welcome to Nottingham Castle.
08:43Hello.
08:44Ni.
08:45Bertram, I had no idea you were so well-versed in the African dialect.
08:56Well, foreign and domestic languages were my major at Nottingham Junior College.
09:02That won't be necessary, I'm well-versed in your language.
09:09Allow me to formally introduce myself.
09:12I am Prince N'Jomo, and this is Dawn.
09:20Prince N'Jomo and Dawn, a pleasure.
09:24I must say, I was rather surprised to hear of a second Stratibelius.
09:29I had long thought that there was just the one hanging in your Nottingham Abbey.
09:33Well, we found another genuine Stratibelius in a used bell-not in Yorkshire.
09:37We did?
09:38We did.
09:39We did.
09:40Excellent.
09:42Let's start celebrating.
09:43Let's start celebrating.
09:44Right this way.
09:45Your table's waiting.
09:46Well, so you attended Sherwood J.C.?
09:50Yes, I did.
09:51Tell me, did you know Susan Levinson?
09:55Robert, how are we going to scale that castle wall?
10:05You're not good, Friar.
10:08That's why I brought this beauty along.
10:09Bernaldo, hand me a number four.
10:21Okay, now listen.
10:22Yeah.
10:23You be careful on this one.
10:24It breaks a little to the left.
10:28Oh, Lord.
10:29Friar, not now.
10:30Please.
10:31Good shot.
10:32Well done.
10:33Well done.
10:34Well done.
10:35Well done.
10:36Well done.
10:37when it breaks a little to the left.
10:41Oh, Lord.
10:43Friar, not now, please.
10:53Good shot.
10:55Well done.
10:55Very good.
10:56Well done.
11:03Keep the cart running.
11:07How'd you like to milk one of these babies?
11:16Remember, lads, we're unarmed.
11:19Now get those bandages, we'll start rapping the bell.
11:25Do you know the hustle?
11:27Bertram Marbera, do you have any of his bread, Bertram?
11:29No, I think very much, sire.
11:31Oh, it's all brown.
11:34Bertram, it is almost 11.
11:36Go to the belfry and ring the bell.
11:39Wait a minute, Bertram.
11:40I want to ring the bell.
11:42It is Bertram's turn, sire.
11:44Your turn is at midnight.
11:47Midnight?
11:48Yes.
11:49That's when the big hand and the little hand
11:51are pointing straight up.
11:54I thought that was noon.
11:55I thought that was noon.
11:56I thought that was noon.
11:57I thought that was noon.
11:57I thought that was noon.
11:58I thought that was noon.
11:58I thought that was noon.
11:59I thought that was noon.
12:00I thought that was noon.
12:01I thought that was noon.
12:02I thought that was noon.
12:02I thought that was noon.
12:03I thought that was noon.
12:04I thought that was noon.
12:05I thought that was noon.
12:06I thought that was noon.
12:07I thought that was noon.
12:08I thought that was noon.
12:09I thought that was noon.
12:10I thought that was noon.
12:11I thought that was noon.
12:12I thought that was noon.
12:13I thought that was noon.
12:14I thought that was noon.
12:15I thought that was noon.
12:16I thought that was noon.
12:17I thought that was noon.
12:18I thought that was noon.
12:19Ring the bell!
12:35Ring the bell!
12:37Ring the bell!
12:39Ring the bell!
12:43Quick glance.
12:48Put your fingers in your ears.
12:58Be careful, Lance!
13:15What?
13:16That is the heaviest sound this bad dude has ever heard!
13:33Hooray!
13:50Guards!
13:51Guards!
13:52There is someone up in the bell tower.
13:58Now, quietly, lads.
13:59Quietly!
14:00Forward!
14:01March!
14:02I said, quietly!
14:09Just as I suspected!
14:19Robin Hood!
14:24But we're unarmed!
14:25Now it's fair!
14:31If it's a fight you want, Bertram, it's a fight you shall have!
14:41Why?
14:42OK!
14:48Until it is, Bertram!
14:49Come on!
14:56Wait!
14:57Wait!
14:58Wait!
15:00Wait!
15:02Wait!
15:03Yes!
15:04Yes!
15:07Yes!
15:08Yes!
15:09Yes!
15:10Yes!
15:11Yes!
15:13Yes!
15:15Excuse me.
15:18Go on!
15:19Let him through!
15:21I missed at your service you'll never get away with this well little John it's up to you now
15:51little John dinner everything on the menu I'm sorry Robin I must have blacked out
16:12it's hunger I have no strength I haven't had a bite to eat all day we'd better get him some
16:19food quick nobody delivers this time of night the banquet they're having a banquet here here
16:26guess who's coming to dinner
16:34later sorry pal that's not my curtain
16:48careful that's my pouring arm this is urgent give this to that lady over there would you
16:55yeah sorry I haven't any change you're sorry
17:00three years from retirement I got a wife wants a mink coat my son got crooked teeth I got a daughter
17:08who knows only from one thing give me get me buy me him and no change
17:14madam thank you who's it from the last of the big time spenders
17:24another stiff
17:32they should call this place nothing ham that's the right name
17:38would someone please get my spoon for me I seem to have dropped it
17:53it's my castle it's my spoon
18:06thank you Prince John
18:16work quickly lads little John should be returning soon with a full belly and renewed strength
18:44we have a full weekend of activities planned for you your excellency our only regret Prince and Jomo is that you have to rush away so quickly yes my boat must sail just after midnight the rates all over then
18:59who took my drumstick have some more sire
19:06it appears someone didn't pay their candle
19:18and I'll go to the whole
19:20let's go to the host
19:22and I'll take care of your children
19:23I'm sure we pay
19:24we'll do something about it
19:25oh yeah torch
19:26torch
19:27ready little John
19:28ready Robin
19:30oh
19:34no
19:40I'm sorry Robin it's no good I can't do it I must need more nourishment
19:46I must need more nourishment.
19:49Little John, maybe this will help.
19:52I was saving it for an emergency such as this.
19:55Gee, thanks, Robin.
19:56That's my favorite candy, a Nottingham good and nutty.
20:05Personally, I can't eat chocolate.
20:06It plays havoc with my complexion.
20:16Well done, old friend.
20:32If things go well, we'll be in Sherwood by midnight.
20:36Has my liege finished his ice cream yet?
20:40Yes, and it was delicious.
20:44Fine, and now?
20:46If you'll excuse us, we shall go to the belfry
20:49where Prince N'Jomo can finally view our prized battle.
20:58It's done, Robin.
20:59A perfect land.
21:01Robin!
21:02Someone is coming in the belfry.
21:03Quick, lads.
21:04To the ground and get the bells safely away.
21:06I'll stay here and hold them off.
21:08You want to talk about bravery?
21:09You want to talk about Gracie?
21:11He's unarmed.
21:13Your brother Bertram was kind enough to leave this for me.
21:15Now listen, head for Sherwood,
21:17but wherever you are,
21:18when you hear my whistle,
21:19stop and ring the bell as loud as you can.
21:21Understand?
21:22Sure, but why?
21:24Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
21:26Good luck.
21:26Is it the time yet, Hubert?
21:36Prince N'Germont, let the ringing of the Stratoballius by Prince John symbolize the goodwill between your country and ours.
21:47My liege, ring the bell.
21:49I want to hear my bell.
21:55Ding dong, ding dong.
21:57What is the meaning of this?
21:59The meaning is that you should never try to sell something that isn't yours.
22:04You mean this is stolen property?
22:06Correct.
22:07Stolen from Nottingham Abbey.
22:09Deceit is not an honorable trait.
22:14If I were not a prince, I'd bust you upside your head, Junior.
22:20I think he has just severed diplomatic relations.
22:31Guards, wait!
22:33Can't we settle this some other way?
22:34Out of the question!
22:36Very well, but it isn't fair.
22:40You need at least three more men.
22:45Stand back!
22:47Stand back!
22:48He is mine.
22:50Stand back!
22:58Guards!
23:02You-
23:03Assun!
23:04W-
23:06Wh-
23:06W-
23:07W-
23:08W-
23:09W-
23:11W-
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23:19W-
23:19W-
23:19Well, Ronaldo, that's one last bell to answer.
23:49Robin, Robin, the abbot would like to thank you personally for returning his bell.
23:56Hey, abbot!
23:58Master Robin, we shall remember you in our prayers forever.
24:02It was a team effort, good abbot.
24:04All the friars are so happy that they've sent you some gifts to show their appreciation.
24:08A shawl from Brother Who.
24:12A prayer book from Brother What.
24:16And a rosary from Brother I don't know.
24:21That I really like. That's really lovely.
24:23Abbott, wait a minute. The shawl is from Brother Who?
24:27That's right.
24:28Who?
24:29Yes, he made it himself.
24:30No, no, no, no, no. What is the name of the brother who knitted the shawl?
24:33No, what is the name of the brother who gave the prayer book?
24:36That's what I'm trying to find out, abbot.
24:38What?
24:39The brother who knitted the shawl.
24:40Who?
24:41No, no, no, no, no. The shawl is from Who?
24:44Who?
24:45Yes.
24:46And the brother who gave us the prayer book?
24:47What?
24:48Abbott, wait, wait. The shawl is from Brother Who?
24:51That's right.
24:52Who?
24:53Yes, he made it himself.
24:54No, no, no, no. What is the name of the brother who knitted the shawl?
24:57No, what is the name of the brother who gave the prayer book?
24:59That's what I'm trying to find out.
25:01What?
25:02The brother who knitted the shawl!
25:04The brother who knitted the shawl!
25:05The brother who knitted the shawl!
25:07The End
25:37You
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