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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:19They wore outfits made of plain green cotton, helping victims was their business.
00:24Boy, oh boy, was business good, good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed, the rich gave to the poor, except when they kept more expensive.
00:44So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:51Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
01:00They robbed, the rich gave to the poor, except when they kept more expensive.
01:09So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:19Yay, poor Robin Hood!
01:27The End
01:57I, Bertram of Nottingham, royal tax collector, on behalf of Hubert, Lord High Sheriff of Nottingham, to hereby proclaim, there shall be a great public selling of land.
02:12Whose land?
02:13Yours.
02:14Wow!
02:16This is unseemly. First you take all our money in taxes and now you tell us you're selling our land. What shall we have left?
02:23Nothing, I imagine.
02:24This is a long range. This is an in-right. Hold your tongues!
02:33No! I won't hold my tongue, I won't! This would never have happened if our good King Richard were here.
02:40That's right!
02:40Silence!
02:42No! It's that evil usurper, Prince John and his sheriff who commit these injustices.
02:47Wait till Robin Hood hears of this!
02:50Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Robin Hood!
02:54Do you speak against the throne?
03:00Put him in his place.
03:02No!
03:04No! No!
03:05You bully!
03:07Two!
03:08Three!
03:09Four!
03:11Ten!
03:12He's in his place, sir!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:23Getty-yop! Getty-yop! Getty-yop! Getty-yop!
03:26Rosemary, sage, gallican zeal!
03:30She won't kiss, but see his, sir will!
03:33I'm on the yes, see his, sir will!
03:37With I-n-n-ne, n-n-ee!
03:40Yes, I see he is, sir, we'll...
03:50Nice tune, don't you agree, Snavely?
03:54Snavely?
03:56Snavely?
03:58Snavely?
04:00Herb?
04:03Something not good for me coming up.
04:07Good day, Bertrand.
04:09Good day, Robin.
04:11And how goes it, Bert?
04:13Up to this moment, swell.
04:17You know everyone, don't you?
04:19Little John?
04:22And the good friar Tuck?
04:25Bless to my son.
04:27And Alan Adale.
04:29Thank you, Robin.
04:30Thank you, you're too kind.
04:32But I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you
04:34that all the people here in a...
04:36Alan, please.
04:38And now back to Robin.
04:40And of course, you must know your twin brother, Rinaldo.
04:44How could I forget such an embarrassing and disgraceful stain upon the family escutcheon?
04:52Oh, you got a big mouth, man.
04:55Easy, Bertie.
04:56Not smart.
04:57So true.
04:58So true.
05:02Well, it looks like a royal tax collector is weighted down with gold.
05:05Why don't you lighten Bertie's burden whilst I compose a message for him to take to the sheriff of Nottingham?
05:11Let me see.
05:12My dear frog face.
05:16Is that a good start?
05:17How would you like it?
05:20Well, what's thinking of our carrier pigeon, lad?
05:23How's it going on?
05:30Bye-bye, Bertie!
05:32you are late headwind message my dear what i robin of locksley vow that so long as i ride free
05:52through the forest of sherwood the rightful end of the peasants shall never fall into the hands
05:56of prince under the sheriff of nottingham his royal stooge oh stooge is it oh that's what it looks
06:02like from here stooge stooge stooge he calls me the absolute goal of that man a common outlaw
06:16a burgeon threatening me the royal stooge oh i hate him oh how i hate him
06:30all right merwin you can go now see you same time tomorrow right sir thank you sir good shooting sir
06:43i must think on how to break this news to my liege prince john i fear this will not sit kindly with
06:54him see my plan should you approve is simple yet brilliant you write your own reviews don't you
07:06what are you doing there knitting knitting seems more like spying to me of course she's knitting
07:24she's doing this isn't she spying is this all right the plan the plants speak
07:33my plan is to hold an archery contest an archery contest
07:41an archery contest fantastic pray lord sheriff to what end an archery contest yes to what end to
07:49what end an archery contest will bring out the best archers in the land so how about hubert hubert
07:57hubert hubert hubert
08:00so robin hood's pride would not permit him to stay away from the contest
08:06and when he comes we will capture him capture robin yes we'll capture robin and we'll take him to the
08:13dungeon and we'll put him in the rack and we'll cut off his hair and we'll make him eat asparagus
08:18as much yes something that i thought of that
08:36wait for the evening prayer i said wait
08:40we graciously thank you for what we are about to receive amen amen we fall for that every time
08:57enjoy enjoy guys guys where's the man where's robin
09:02oh pass the salt would you please friend and you ask the question why is this man our leader
09:12alan please
09:22oh man you want to talk about pain
09:25ronaldo why do you do that man i want to be like you i do everything like you you're beautiful
09:32you are the forest well thank you robin how'd we do today yes ronaldo the day's receipts please
09:41we stole from the rich 274 gold sovereigns we gave to the poor 264 gold sovereigns even
09:47you can have an apple what even what happened to the other 10 gold sovereigns hey man we got
09:54expenses you can run around the forest today for nothing arrows are going up i know not where
10:01you're going to take the gold sovereigns
10:02enough okay okay here's the money look i make a wish
10:12i was kidding you come on
10:14come on do you realize that unless each peasant can produce 500 gold sovereigns prince john will take
10:23their land hey guys what are we gonna do we will pray with all our might that prince john has a
10:29change of heart and what if he don't we'll kill him who goes there friend or foe friend what about the horse
10:41little john well you can't be too sure about anything nowadays
10:45marion robin i have news from the palace news that may cost you your life oh robin
10:52that's nice want to talk about love folks take a gander at cupid's finest work
11:01my darling what is it what is what this news that might cost me my life oh yes my bag please
11:11here an afghan will cost me my life is it a poisoned afghan no read it it has a message
11:19i knitted it myself so the sheriff of nottingham is going to try to lure me into the open by staging an
11:28archery contest as though our robin would be fool enough to walk into such an obvious truck
11:35so they think that i'll fall prey to my own vanity that's a good one get my bow i have to go i'm the
11:47but you can't you'll be captured that's just what the sheriff wants that's what i want too
11:55wait a minute lads don't you see if i'm captured i will be taken to the royal dungeon that's right
12:00where in lies the royal treasure so who so they capture me uh-huh you rescue me yeah we rescue
12:08the gold yeah give that rescued gold to the peasants yeah and the peasants thereby rescue their land
12:13uh-huh me ladies me peasants let the finals of the royal archery contest commence the first archer lord percy of
12:31cummerbund
12:45the second finalist sir ronald of lord mcdonald's golden archers
13:01the third finalist hubert lord high sheriff of nottingham
13:15the third finalist hubert
13:27uh uh
13:41the final finalist
13:54The, uh, old hermit of, uh, Sherwood Forest.
14:00Whoever.
14:24What did you bitten?
14:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:48Good shot, Robin!
14:53Oh, in fact, just a bit too good.
14:57I knew you'd like it.
14:59I hope you enjoyed it, because it's your last.
15:05Take him away.
15:23I don't like the sound of the prisoners today, Bertram.
15:28All right, wretches.
15:30You know what the sheriff wants.
15:33Forget your troubles and just get at me.
15:38I cannot hear them.
15:40He can't hear you.
15:44Sing hallelujah.
15:49Enough.
15:49I really must come down here more often.
15:54It's the only place I can genuinely unwind.
15:58Oh, hi, you sheriff.
16:06I still love the game room.
16:08I wonder how our good friend Robin Hood is enjoying his stay here.
16:12We shall know in the dingling of a ding-dang.
16:16This is his cell.
16:19Where is he? Call the guard.
16:23Showtime.
16:24Robin.
16:25Carry on, sheriff.
16:26I'm a...
16:27Captain.
16:27What are you?
16:28Captain.
16:33Prince John is not unaware of the esteem with which you are held throughout the land.
16:39And so, we offer you this simple bargain.
16:45In return for your freedom, you will deny your support to King Richard and swear your undying allegiance to Prince John.
16:49Prince John?
16:53I would sooner swear my undying allegiance to a toad.
16:57You would, would you?
16:59Well, perhaps we can persuade you differently.
17:02Bring in the Iron Maiden.
17:06Bring in the Iron Maiden!
17:09Bring in the Iron Maiden!
17:12The Iron Maiden!
17:17Ever see one of these, Robin?
17:19Lovely piece of work, don't you agree?
17:21Get in, Bertram, and let us show cocky Robin what this does to a man.
17:25I'll show you!
17:48Change of heart, Robin.
17:51You can squash Bertram to a fare thee well.
17:53I'll never throw in my lot with vermin like you.
18:03You're not talking.
18:04All right?
18:05No.
18:05Oh, thank you.
18:08I would see to you now, but Prince John has decreed
18:10there will be no executions while the royal ball is in progress.
18:13But, Robin, you shall have the singular honor
18:19of being the first to die after.
18:23The ball is over.
18:26After the ball is over...
18:31No! Stop singing!
18:33No horn!
18:48The party's over.
18:53Finally, Lance, follow me on tiptoe.
18:59Why do you constantly avoid me?
19:02Is it something I did?
19:03Something I said?
19:05Ben!
19:05I can't believe me on tiptoe.
19:19I can't believe you're up.
19:23I can't believe you're up.
19:25Arriba!
19:33Arriba!
19:55Right! This is not our orchestra. This is Robin's band.
20:02Now for our next number from the hit show, Sideways in Rio!
20:07Seize this!
20:08Seize this!
20:17Let's be little child. Go and rescue Robin and secure the gold,
20:20whilst we keep them busy here.
20:25Whilst?
20:49In a minute, you'll be laughing out at the other side of our face.
20:52Has anyone here seen the Royal Stooge?
20:54I have. He's right over there.
20:56That did it. I'm finished.
20:58I challenge you to come down here and say that.
21:02Now you're gonna get it.
21:04Hey! Those are my mother's favorite drapes!
21:06Hey! Those are my mother's favorite drapes!
21:08What?
21:10What?
21:11What?
21:12What?
21:13What?
21:14What?
21:15What?
21:16What?
21:17What?
21:18What?
21:19What?
21:20What?
21:21What?
21:22What?
21:24What?
21:25What?
21:26Those are my mother's favorite drapes!
21:44Oh, you have a funny little blemish right there.
21:56One more!
22:22Get him, Robin! Get him!
22:27Get off a little white meat, please.
22:47Stoogie!
22:49A sword, lads!
22:51Lads!
22:54Place!
22:57Ha-ha!
23:00Ha-ha-ha!
23:01Ha!
23:02Ha!
23:04Come on!
23:06Ha-ha-ha!
23:08Oh!
23:10Hold on!
23:11Oh, man, here I am.
23:13No, all.
23:15All?
23:23I got the gold, men.
23:25Let's be off.
23:27To the forest lands.
23:30You'll have to go through me first.
23:34Fine.
23:35Mother.
23:41Thanks for the fun and games till we meet again.
23:44Background.
23:57Oh, Robin, you were so brave.
24:01I'm so proud of you.
24:04The peasants have their land back,
24:06and the Sheriff has an arrow shirt.
24:08Well, I can't take all the credit
24:09For my good brave band was there risking their lives, but enough Robin
24:15We have such little time alone together. We should not waste it in talk
24:19Our lips should be engaged in more
24:22Pleasurable activity. Oh my dearest Marian
24:37You want to talk about love
24:39I want to talk about what true fine love is. Not dirt, but niceness
24:45real people
24:47Human people, not people who use each other, but people who want to build a relationship
24:53Maybe you have a family one of these days
24:56What will we put here for to work in a post office and die?
25:00So kill me, that's the way I feel
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