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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also cames were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh ba!
00:16Soon a band of merry men he'd gotten, they wore outfits made of plain grain cotton.
00:23Helping victims what their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good, good for Robin Hood.
00:31They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
00:38They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except what they kept for expenses.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:52Game for Robin Hood.
00:56They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except what they kept for expenses.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:17Game for Robin Hood.
01:27Game for Robin Hood.
01:29Game for Robin Hood.
01:30Game for Robin Hood.
01:31Game for Robin Hood.
01:37Game for Robin Hood.
01:39A courier approaches your highness.
01:43What do you mean your highness?
01:46I'm not your highness.
01:48I'm a prince my brother Richard is your highness.
01:50I am nothing.
01:52As you wish.
01:53A courier approaches your nothingness.
01:56Right.
02:00Oh, no!
02:02I just had that floor waxed.
02:05Fuck that man to smithereens!
02:07I'm Henry.
02:08I've heard a message of importance from King Richard the Lionheart.
02:14Oh, yeah?
02:18Well, how do we know it's from him, huh?
02:19My dear pea brain.
02:21Well, that's him. He's the only one who ever used to call me that.
02:24I have been captured and imprisoned by Archduke Archibald, the Archduke of Austria.
02:28I'm destined to be executed in two weeks.
02:31Oh, boy, it's good news.
02:33Wait. However...
02:34I knew there was a catch to it.
02:35If a ransom of 20,000 gold sovereigns is paid to my emissary upon his arrival in Nottingham,
02:41my life will be spared.
02:43Your loving brother, the king, and don't you forget it.
02:47P.S. Sorry about the floor.
02:50That's wonderful.
02:52We don't pay the ransom, and Richard will be pushing up daisies, and I will be king.
02:57Exactly.
02:58By your leave, my liege, what message should I give the emissary?
03:02Tell the emissary to come.
03:04We shall collect the ransom.
03:08May I speak with you, Sheriff?
03:09Are you crazy?
03:15We pray the ransom, Richard will live, and I won't be king.
03:18And I want to have my own country.
03:19And I want to put my face on a stamp.
03:21My liege, I only said we would collect the ransom.
03:26I never said we would deliver it.
03:28Oh.
03:30Oh, I get it.
03:32I get it.
03:33Oh, you're so bright, Herbert.
03:35That's Hubert.
03:37Well, both of you are bright.
03:40P. Brain.
03:42And on behalf of myself and our beloved ruler, who is too distraught to speak to you today.
03:52P. Brain.
03:53We beg of you once again, dig deep and tighten that belt one more notch.
04:00And to strip yourself of your very last farthing, to ransom our revered king.
04:06Revered.
04:06Revered King Richard.
04:09We would lay down our very lies to show our loyalty to King Richard.
04:13But how can we be sure that the ransom will be paid?
04:16You have the word of Prince John himself and the sacred pledge of Hubert, Lord High Sheriff of Nottingham.
04:23Boo!
04:25Oh, my ears deceive me.
04:27Are you saying you do not trust us?
04:31Yes!
04:32I see.
04:33But for some reason, you have no faith in either the prince or in me.
04:39Very well.
04:41Then pick someone of your own choosing to guard the ransom.
04:52We choose the most trusted and honest man in the kingdom.
04:55Me.
04:56Robin Hood.
04:57So be it.
04:59Robin Hood will guard King Richard's ransom.
05:03Get word to him.
05:04Yay!
05:08May I have a word with you, Sheriff?
05:11Are you crazy?
05:13Robin Hood?
05:14Trust my treachery, sire.
05:16If everything goes according to my plan, we will have the gold.
05:19Robin Hood will be executed.
05:21King Richard will be dead.
05:23And you will be king.
05:24And you will be king.
05:25Brilliant, my sheriff.
05:27It's like killing four gonsets with one funding.
05:30Oh, I get to get rid of four gonsets.
05:32I wish you weren't going to the castle, Robin.
05:42I smell a trap.
05:43I can't listen to your nose, little John.
05:45My life is of little importance when King Richard hangs in the balance.
05:47And you query why this man rules the metropolitan forest and its suburbs.
05:54Is it his courage?
05:56Is it his bravery?
05:57Is it his boldness?
05:58Or is it all of the above?
06:01Robin.
06:03Please.
06:04Be careful.
06:06I'm only doing what any loyal Englishman must do.
06:09Boy, for once I'm glad.
06:11I'm a resident alien.
06:12Robin.
06:14Wear this close to your heart.
06:15It will nourish the spirit.
06:17Thank you, friar.
06:19And use this if you have to.
06:20It will knock a man senseless.
06:25Goodbye, Alan.
06:26Robin.
06:27I'm sure I speak for all the merry men when I say...
06:29Alan.
06:30Please.
06:34Ronaldo, say goodbye.
06:36Goodbye, Robin.
06:38No, not to me.
06:39To them.
06:39You're going with me.
06:44What?
06:45Did I forget to tell you?
06:46I really hate traveling alone.
06:48I really hate to tell you.
06:51Ordinarily, I would consider this a great honor.
06:55Except I'm in mortal fear of losing my life.
06:59Lay aside your fears, my son.
07:01For he rides with you.
07:03Say, padre, I'll lay aside my fears.
07:06And my life.
07:07And my words.
07:08Ronaldo, men, I want you to station yourselves outside the castle.
07:12We may need you on a moment's notice.
07:13Yeah, and when we call, please don't put us on hold.
07:17Have a wonderful time.
07:22Come on, Bones.
07:23Baby wants a new pair of jerkins.
07:28Dragon's eyes.
07:29Oh, too bad.
07:34You've landed on Merlin Garden.
07:36Not good for you, Prince John.
07:38I have four castles, two huts, and one tavern.
07:43Let's see.
07:44You owe me.
07:46You owe me.
07:49Oh, no!
07:51Let those fours again!
07:54You are an hour early.
07:56You must be excited about spending the evening with us.
08:00Not really.
08:00I would sooner spend my evening talking to an English muffin.
08:04Dosted.
08:05However, we have more important things to do this night than to engage in worthless repartee
08:11with the royal jackal and his obedient cur.
08:17Sheriff.
08:18What?
08:18You're not talking.
08:21I'm not?
08:21No.
08:22Oh, thank you.
08:26Weakless repartee, indeed.
08:28Well, this is one English muffin you'll regret having burned.
08:33But this is no time to taco breakfast.
08:36To the treasury room.
08:37Nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-seven.
08:43Nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight.
08:46Nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.
08:53Twenty thousand.
08:56Well, peasant, how say you?
08:59It is all here, Sheriff.
09:00Twenty thousand gold sovereigns.
09:02I shall go and tell the peasants.
09:03Hold!
09:04Before you join the rabble, let us make certain the ransom is safe.
09:10Are not these walls and these floors of solid stone?
09:15Yes, my lord.
09:17And this door, is it not of case-hardened English steel?
09:22Yes, my lord.
09:24Do you see any other entrances or exits from this room?
09:28No, my lord.
09:30Have we ever met before?
09:32Yes, you're the sheriff.
09:33Of course.
09:34Hey, man.
09:34We're not renting an apartment here.
09:36We're just staying tonight.
09:37My only concern was for the safety of King Richard's ransom.
09:42Well, then, you'd better leave.
09:44We wouldn't want any shifty-looking characters lurking about now, would we?
09:48Now be off and allow us to begin our vigil.
09:51So be it.
09:55You are cursing it.
09:57We have only but to await the arrival of the emissary and good King Richard.
10:03We have only but to await the arrival of the emissary and good King Richard.
10:17We have only but to await the arrival of the emissary and good King Richard will be well on the road to real freedom.
10:30I know it's past your bedtime, sire, but we must eat it.
10:37Well, let's jump it out of me and let's get it all over.
10:45Room service.
10:47Robin, it's your cookie with a keg.
10:50Marion, it's dangerous for you to be seen here.
10:52I fear not for my own safety, but for yours.
10:55I bring you sustenance.
10:59Oh, thank you, Marion.
11:02Be alert, Robin.
11:03I will.
11:04If they want to steal the gold tonight, they'll have to steal me with it.
11:07For tonight, the ransom place shall be my resting chest.
11:10Um, I'm going to sleep on it, Marion.
11:14Oh, too bad they didn't put the gold in a nice comfy bed for you.
11:20This side.
11:21Oh, ma'am.
11:26She's as sweet as her sustenance.
11:29How are you going to do it?
11:31How are you going to get the gold?
11:33Not to worry, my liege.
11:36My plan is not only flawless, it is foolproof.
11:41Yeah, but will it work?
11:44That's the main thing.
11:45Stay awake.
11:58God, the gold.
12:01Stay awake.
12:02God, the gold.
12:08Stay awake.
12:09God, the gold.
12:11Stay awake.
12:12God.
12:13I'm awake.
12:18I'm awake.
12:20I think I'll be good.
12:26Stay awake.
12:29The king's emissary has arrived.
12:42You men, take this ransom to the throne room.
12:45Oh, no, you don't.
12:46You're a fool to think I'd let anyone else touch this chest.
12:48Rinaldo?
12:56On the other hand, if you guys really want to pitch in...
13:00Robin Hood, Sir Blondel, King Richard's emissary.
13:05Sir Blondel, behold this.
13:07That which we have guarded with our lives, the ransom of King Richard the Lionhearted.
13:11You would ransom our king with these?
13:18They're just rocks.
13:20Yeah, but they're just rocks, but they're pretty nice rocks, you have to admit that.
13:24Like the one you have in your hand.
13:25Man, that's granite.
13:26And that's water.
13:27These are very hard to find.
13:29Look, these...
13:29No.
13:30No, no.
13:31Oh, Robin, how could you?
13:34He has finally shown his true colors as a traitor and a thief.
13:39I am innocent, and before you now, I accuse the sheriff and Prince John of treachery to the throne of King Richard.
13:46Yeah.
13:46I see no treachery here but your own, Robin of Locksley.
13:50And having vested in me King Richard's power of attorney and death,
13:54I decree that you shall pay for this treachery with your lives.
13:59Execute them!
14:08Wait!
14:09I'm of noble birth, and as such, I have the right to prove my innocence.
14:13By what rule?
14:15The, uh, the golden rule.
14:16Do you want to others?
14:17No, no, no, no, golden rule.
14:19I want to see an execution.
14:21No.
14:22No, wait.
14:23We have nothing to lose, and only King Richard's life to gain.
14:27Let Robin Hood play his charade and produce the ransom,
14:31if he can.
14:34Can I have a word with you, Sheriff?
14:36Are you a wacko?
14:38We had him.
14:40Now if Robin finds the ransom, I won't be king.
14:42Rest your brains, my page.
14:44My liege.
14:45I have ingeniously hidden the ransom where Robin will never find it.
14:49Oh, Hubert, you are such a smarto.
14:53And you look good in black, too.
14:56Prince John agrees.
14:58Does it meet with your approval, Sir Blondel?
15:00Oh, yes, yes, anything.
15:03You have till sunrise, Robin of Locksley,
15:06at which time I shall leave this castle with the ransom or your head.
15:11I opt for the former.
15:13Is the former keeping or not keeping the head?
15:16Keeping.
15:17Put that down for the former.
15:18And now show me to my chambers.
15:21I have had a wearying journey and am eager for sleep.
15:32Hey, man, there are 748 rooms in this castle.
15:35How are we going to search all of them in four hours?
15:38Some of the men, Ronaldo.
15:39I want them here as quickly as possible.
15:40Want to talk about a moment's notice?
15:44Alan, please.
15:46Men, we must find the gold before sunrise.
15:49I want you to search everything and everybody.
15:51Little John, you start here.
15:53Here.
15:53Prior Tuck, you take the north wing.
15:55Ronaldo, the south.
15:57Alan, you search the lounge area.
15:59Okay.
16:01Never get the big room.
16:10Sorry.
16:35Hello.
16:37Wonderful summer reading.
16:39Don't you agree?
16:40Don't you love that big band sound?
17:02We're going to be the king.
17:04We're going to be the king.
17:06We're going to be the king because of the sheriff.
17:09We are going to be the king.
17:10How dare you?
17:11I didn't ask for spiritual guidance, did I?
17:14Tough cupcakes, my son.
17:16For I'm about to make this water holy.
17:24There's no gold in there.
17:26Back with the gold.
17:27My ducky just went down the drain.
17:30Somebody check the moat.
17:31Ducky!
17:33Ducky!
17:36Any luck, lads?
17:37No.
17:38Not with the ransom, but there's this dynamite chamber made.
17:40Not now, Ronaldo.
17:41Time is precious.
17:42Every moment counts.
17:43Oh, Lord!
17:45Provide us with guidance.
17:47Revitalize us with faith.
17:49Give us a clue!
17:50Look!
17:51A clue!
17:53A crack!
17:54The crack is the clue.
17:55Stand back from the crack!
17:56Silence!
18:07Is this what the emissary of the king must put up with?
18:09First a bed as hard as iron, and now this infernal racket?
18:12What is this, the why?
18:14Apologies, sir.
18:15Guard!
18:18Show the emissary to more comfortable quarters.
18:21Oh, sir, thank you.
18:22I do hate to watch executions when I'm tired and cranky.
18:29Warm!
18:32Warmer!
18:34Ooh-ha!
18:37Cold!
18:38Cold!
18:38I travel.
18:53Hi!
18:54Let me show you what your trusted friend Robin has come up with so far.
19:03Nothing.
19:06I'm sorry.
19:08May I help you?
19:14Ooh!
19:15Ooh!
19:15Ooh!
19:18Did you find anything in the moat, Little John?
19:21Anybody want to buy a duck?
19:30Little John, what are you doing?
19:33You said to search everything and everybody.
19:36Two demerits, right?
19:37Right.
19:38Mm-hmm.
19:38Mm-hmm.
19:39I try.
19:40Heaven knows.
19:41I try.
19:44The overzealous fool.
19:46He should have known that the only treasure in this room is you.
19:53Oh, Robin.
19:54That's what I love most about you.
19:57Your honesty.
19:57Robin, morning, Drosnir.
20:02Yes.
20:03And we with no ransom to show for our efforts.
20:07Perhaps now that the Lord Emissary is in more comfortable quarters, he will sleep late and give you more time to look.
20:14No, I'm afraid the Lord Emissary will- Wait a minute.
20:18What you just said, I must away.
20:24Thank you, my darling.
20:30And Bertram, the game is over.
20:44He did not pass go, and he did not collect 20,000 gold sovereigns.
20:52I would say that this game has been called on account of death.
20:57Robins.
21:01Robin of Loxley, having failed to find the ransom, in the name of King Richard, I sentence you to be shot through the heart by an arrow, or killed, whichever comes first.
21:12Wonderful.
21:13Multiple choice.
21:14Archers, proceed with the execution.
21:20This is an outrage.
21:21Are we to stand idly by while murder is done?
21:23No!
21:27Archers, fasten arrows.
21:34Hey, Robin, what are the little guys for?
21:36I guess that's in case we duck.
21:38Draw your bow strings.
21:44Ready.
21:49Aim.
21:50Wait!
21:51Don't we at least get a chance to say farewell?
21:53All right, all right, but hurry it up.
21:54The grave diggers are on Golden Tower.
21:56Farewell, lovely Marion.
21:57It's a pity we didn't get a chance to know each other better.
22:03Briar.
22:04Bless you, my son.
22:05Robin, do you have anything up your sleeve?
22:06No sleeves.
22:07Goodbye, Ellen.
22:08You big palooka.
22:11I'm sure I speak for all the merry men.
22:17What do I say, howling?
22:18Save it.
22:20Be strong, big guy.
22:23коман
22:38Then farewell to you, faithful armor of doomed King Richard.
22:44I've failed you. Bye-bye.
22:58King Richard's ransom!
23:00That's the first place I looked. It was empty.
23:02I know, little John. I brought the ransom here from its resting place.
23:06And just where was this resting place?
23:08Your resting place.
23:10The place upon which you could find no rest.
23:12My resting place? How did it get there?
23:16I'm sure I don't know. Do you, Sheriff?
23:21Well, I...
23:22Everyone home?
23:25I must leave now.
23:27But I assure you that news of these events will reach King Richard's ear.
23:31Yes. He must know the deeds that Prince John performs in his absence.
23:36Good deeds indeed.
23:38For I have seen him dispense justice with an even hand in allowing you to prove your innocence.
23:48Can I have a word with you, Sheriff, please?
23:49Oh, Robin, I'm so glad that the Sheriff's archers didn't shoot you full a little hole.
24:07You think you're glad? You should see the smile on this guy's face.
24:11I'm glad, too, Robin.
24:12If she wanted a holy man, she could have dated Friar Tuck.
24:16A Crusadergram for Robin Hood from King Richard.
24:22Here, Sylvester.
24:23Wait, I'll need identification.
24:25Good enough.
24:28Oh, it's a singing Crusadergram.
24:30Here, Alan, you've got the pipes for this. Hit it.
24:32Dear Robin of Locksley,
24:35My ransom arrived in gold.
24:39I'm immersed.
24:40You were a few sovereigns over,
24:42So I bought some knock-wurst.
24:45The dungeon was dirty and dismal and damp.
24:49If you plan to stop by,
24:52Take the Stuttgart off-ramp.
24:55One more time!
24:58Got it.
24:59Got it.
24:59You were a few sovereigns over,
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25:16You were a few sovereigns over,
25:17You were a few sovereigns over,
25:18You were a few sovereigns over,
25:19Bye-bye.
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