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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also came rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:19They wore outfits made of plain green cotton.
00:23Helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good for Robin Hood, they laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.
00:34They jumped a lot of fences, they robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
00:41Except for they kept more expensive, so when other legends are forgotten,
00:48we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:51Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.
00:59They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
01:06Except for they kept more expensive.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten,
01:13we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16that weasel, that slippery eel, that...
01:31That wretched outlaw, that worm, that weasel, that slippery eel, that scurvy swine.
01:48Oh, he slips through my fingers like, like, like, like a shinlep through a mildon.
01:57Precisely.
01:58Oh, Sheriff, you're being too hard on yourself. After all, think of what the odds were, ten to one.
02:06I know.
02:08But in our favour.
02:10Then why don't you cut down the odds, hmm?
02:14Cut down the odds.
02:16Cut them down.
02:17Cut them down.
02:18Cut them down.
02:19Cut them down.
02:20Bertram!
02:22Despair!
02:24You are a fool!
02:27You are an imbecile!
02:30And you may be right.
02:32I may be right?
02:34You may be right.
02:35You may be right.
02:36I beg your pardon.
02:39I may be right.
02:40This isn't a trick, is it?
02:42No, Bertram.
02:43Cutting down the odds is precisely what I intend to do.
02:48Down to one to one.
02:50Robin Hood, a common outlaw, versus the Black Knight.
02:56Professional bowslinger.
02:59Brilliant, Sheriff.
03:00I just love the way you've bounced back after a humiliating defeat.
03:05Get the Black Knight on the horn.
03:09It is long distance, you know.
03:35And that's only the area code.
03:37That was a close battle, men.
03:42But the prize was worth it.
03:44Make way for a sack of Prince John's finest treasure.
03:50Why does he bother giving it to the Sheriff in the first place?
03:52He could just deliver it to us directly and eliminate the middle man.
03:56Hey, wait a minute.
03:57Wait a minute.
03:58Wait a minute.
03:59There's supposed to be a pair of beautiful diamond earrings in there.
04:01What happened to them?
04:02I, sir, am the man of the cloth.
04:05Oh, you're out of line.
04:12Beats me.
04:13Animal.
04:14I had to wear them, man.
04:15No pockets.
04:17Oh, you guys are so serious.
04:19It was the latest style in the forest.
04:22Well, what are these worth, huh?
04:27What a set.
04:28Some baguette.
04:29Blue-white.
04:30All right.
04:31Look at this.
04:32A Spanish doubloon.
04:33And another Spanish doubloon.
04:34Whoa.
04:35Whoa.
04:36Whoa.
04:37Lads.
04:38There's blood on the ground.
04:39Huh?
04:40What?
04:41Someone's been hurt.
04:42It's not me.
04:43Oh, it's not me.
04:44It's not you.
04:45It's not me.
04:46Then who's been hurt?
04:47My lewd is a beaut.
04:48And I have just tuned it.
04:49For to play me a verse.
04:50Of how Robin got wounded it.
04:52Robin!
04:54Hold it here.
04:55If he wanted us to know, he would have told it to us.
05:01Yes.
05:03He is a proud man.
05:04me a verse of how Robin got wounded it. Robin, wounded it. If he wanted us to know, he would
05:13have told it it at us. Yes, he is a proud man. Maid Marian's right. Robin is a legend, and you
05:21never can walk in on a legend when he's bleeding. You must find out if he's wounded without damaging
05:27his pride. Hey, Robin. How bad they get you? Get me? What are you talking about? I know
05:41nothing about a wounded arm. It's his arm. No, it's all right. A slight wound. They only
05:48crease me. I'll be fine by nightfall. Guys, guys, gal. This won't be a pretty sight. I'd better
05:58handle it.
06:18Look, it's a black knight. Look, it's a black knight. It's a black knight. It's a black knight.
06:35Black Mack!
06:36Black Mack!
06:38Black Mack!
06:40Black Mack!
07:05Oh, the Black Knight, I presume.
07:23Didn't your mother ever teach you to knock?
07:25Bertram, we need not stand on ceremony with the man who's about to rid us of Robin Hood.
07:35It's empty.
07:40I can see that.
07:42Where is the Black Knight?
07:44Yes, where is your master?
07:46Speak.
07:53Right here.
07:55A practical joke, Sir Knight.
07:58Just to precaution.
07:59In my profession, there's always some young sheriff trying to gain a quick reputation by eliminating the Black Knight.
08:06Then, uh, why don't you just kill the rabble, hmm?
08:10Killing is my business, not my pleasure.
08:12Then what is your pleasure?
08:14None of your business.
08:20If your skill matches your wit, then Robin Hood will soon be dead.
08:26Robin Hood?
08:27A formidable adversary, I commend you your taste in enemies.
08:34This day you will make him a challenge he cannot refuse.
08:38Publicly accuse him of cowardice, insult his heritage.
08:40Make fun of his jerkin.
08:41Whatever.
08:43Make him accept a meeting with you.
08:45A duel to the death.
08:48His.
08:49I wouldn't have it any other way.
08:51Any other way?
08:52Oh!
08:57Shut him up!
09:01Here is your fee in advance, as we agreed.
09:05We have a bargain, then.
09:08Bertram.
09:09You have my word, as a knight of the realm.
09:16On my honor, I affix my seal to this contract.
09:19And now I retire to my tent to meditate upon my mistress.
09:35And one moment.
09:38That's a lot of money.
09:40How do we know you're as good as you say you are?
09:42After all, we've never seen a sample of your work.
09:45Have we?
09:50Lucky cluster.
09:53I bet he couldn't do it again.
09:55You may be right, Bertram.
09:58Which is why I plan to have some of my archers
10:01strategically placed behind Sir Knight the day of the duel.
10:05Robin Hood will die one way or another.
10:08Thank you, Marion.
10:16It's a beautiful present.
10:18I mean, a bandage.
10:21Robin, is there much pain?
10:23No, it only hurts when I do that.
10:26Then don't do that.
10:27Robin.
10:28Robin.
10:29These notices have been posted throughout Nottingham.
10:32The Black Knight challenges you to a duel.
10:34Crossbows at 20 paces.
10:36At a neutral site of your own choosing.
10:37Let me have that.
10:39And, Robin, it's been nice knowing you.
10:41Me and the missus really appreciate everything you've done for us.
10:44And best.
10:50I'm a lily-livered what?
10:53My uncle is a who?
10:56Wait a minute.
10:57Wait a minute.
10:58Nobody makes fun of my jerkin'.
11:00Robin, what's this all about?
11:02Well, apparently the sheriff has hired the renowned Black Knight
11:05to do his dirty work for him.
11:06You're not going to accept, are you?
11:08Marion, a public challenge is a public trust.
11:11It cannot go unanswered.
11:12So answer it.
11:13Tell him no.
11:15I can't say that.
11:17Okay.
11:18Then try uh-uh.
11:20Uh-uh.
11:20I cannot say uh-uh.
11:22But you're not even enemies.
11:23You've never met.
11:24Robin, sometimes it takes more courage to refuse a challenge than to accept it.
11:28I suppose so.
11:30Too bad I don't have that kind of courage.
11:32But Robin, you can't.
11:33You shouldn't.
11:34You mustn't.
11:35You're wounded.
11:36I can.
11:36I should.
11:37I must.
11:38Look, I'll just use my good arm.
11:39Robin, that's impossible.
11:41You know you're a devout right-hander.
11:43Then I'll have to become a convert.
11:46You won't have a prayer.
11:47Yeah, the friar.
11:47The friar's right.
11:48You cannot do that.
11:49Enough!
11:49Enough!
11:49Now, this is my decision to make, and I must ponder it alone.
11:54But what is there to decide?
11:56Marion, this is a matter of honor.
11:58Could you love a man without honor?
12:01Yes, if he was living.
12:03Well, then, could you love a man without pride?
12:06Oh, I give up.
12:08You're a fool.
12:09A stubborn, pig-headed fool.
12:11Robin, if you go through with this, you'll never see me again.
12:15Do not forsake me, oh, my darling.
12:18Oh, Robin.
12:19No.
12:20Make up your mind.
12:21It's either the Black Knight or me.
12:27You want to talk about laying it on the line?
12:31Well, I guess she put the ball into your court, Robbo.
12:36Will it be?
12:38I don't know, Alan.
12:41Oh, to be torn twixt love and duty.
12:44Here she is.
13:01I don't know, Alan.
13:04What's the role?
13:05Okay.
13:06Okay. Okay. That's all. Nice, nice. Give us the bow. No question.
13:24Hand it over, Robin. What is the meaning of this?
13:27Robin, you've been practicing for two days now. You're getting nowhere.
13:31And we're not letting you leave the forest till the Black Knight is out of town and that's final.
13:34We're all agreed. And that goes for him, too.
13:38You don't think I can do it, huh? Right. No.
13:42Very well. Little John, here. Oh, excuse me. Take my crossbow.
13:48Hey. Now you're talking, man.
13:52And while you're at it, why don't you take my honor?
13:55What do you mean honor? We're not taking you on.
13:57That is what you're doing, you know.
13:59But I bow, I bow to the wishes of my men.
14:02Ha! Ha, ha, ha. My men.
14:05That's right.
14:05I guess I have no right to call them that anymore. They've lost faith in me.
14:08Oh, Robin, you don't understand.
14:09Why are you talking about losing faith in anybody?
14:11That's not what we...
14:11No, no, no. No. I understand only too well.
14:15I'll just hang up my quiver and head out to pasture.
14:18No, Robin, that isn't what we want.
14:20Oh, but don't worry about a new leader. There are lots of them around.
14:23Well, who could do that, Robin?
14:25Perhaps one of you.
14:27Who?
14:27Not one of us. Not me.
14:28Name one. Not me. I don't want it.
14:29Gracias. Oh, thank you, man.
14:30Oh, come on.
14:32Alan, faithful ballad maker.
14:36Hey, guy.
14:38Write when I'm gone that I did some good.
14:42Write that for one brief shining moment
14:45there lived in Sherwood a noble outlaw.
14:48Are you getting all this?
14:51Come on, Rubble.
14:52So you see, lads, you may save my life,
14:57but in so doing, you take away my honor.
15:00And if I have no honor, I have no life.
15:02A man without honor is like a man without a head.
15:05And without a head, what does a man have?
15:09Oh, Ronaldo.
15:12No place to put his hat.
15:14Well, there you are.
15:16Here.
15:27Let's go, guys.
15:27The man's got to practice.
15:31What happened?
15:31We had him, then we lost him.
15:33I'll tell you what happened, little John.
15:34The man whipped us with his silver tongue.
15:36Well, what are we going to do now?
15:37We will pray for an answer.
15:40I got an idea.
15:44Little John, you come with me.
15:45Hey, what are we, chopped venison?
15:56Okay, shut up.
15:57We'll do the talking.
15:58And don't make a move,
15:59or I'll give you a worthy Saxon blow across your crown.
16:02Give him the gold.
16:04Okay, here's the deal.
16:05Robin Hood is wounded in the arm.
16:07He can't fight, but he's going to fight.
16:09And that ain't right.
16:10So take the money and get out of town tonight.
16:12All right, knight?
16:13He said, all right, knight.
16:19Out of sight.
16:23This is nice.
16:26Where do you get this?
16:27Pick and save in Madrid, right?
16:29Beautiful.
16:30Night, knight.
16:37Night, knight.
16:45You...
16:45Rickon!
16:47You weasel!
16:48Rougon!
16:49Who's there?
16:51The Black Knight.
16:52The Black Knight who?
16:54You idiot.
16:55Let him in.
16:59There's no one here.
17:02I'm here.
17:05Well, what brings you here, sir knight?
17:08Indeed, it must be urgent for you to appear without your partner.
17:13Partner.
17:13Your silent partner.
17:16That's very good.
17:28Enough!
17:32I want you to let me out of our bargain.
17:35What?
17:37Impossible.
17:38A bargain's a bargain.
17:39A deal's a deal.
17:39You break it.
17:40You fault it.
17:40Your word is your bond.
17:42I will not fight a wounded man.
17:45Robin wounded.
17:48Oh.
17:50Delightful.
17:52Now you are guaranteed a victory.
17:56It would be a hollow victory indeed to kill a wounded man.
18:01Hollow, smallo.
18:03You will kill him.
18:05We made a bargain.
18:06I have your very own seal on Bertram's hand to prove it.
18:09Is that your final word?
18:13Final.
18:14Finally.
18:16Final.
18:17And no tricks.
18:19You had better shoot to kill.
18:24I'll kill him for you.
18:28But once he's dead, I'm coming after you.
18:32I'll kill him.
18:41Go.
18:45You know, Sheriff, you're remarkably composed for a man who's about to be brutally murdered.
18:52Thank you, Bertram.
18:54But I'm not concerned.
18:56I will simply have to tell my archers to train their arrows on two men.
19:01Instead of one.
19:07Oh.
19:09I just love it when you're so despicable.
19:13Oh.
19:14I just love it when you're so despicable.
19:17Are my archers in place?
19:29Are my archers in place?
19:40A place for every archer, and every archer in his place.
19:59Oh, I love the feel of fear in the air, Bertram. Look, the peasants are shaking in their boots.
20:24Any sign of merry, lads?
20:26I'm afraid not, Robin.
20:27Are you sure?
20:28No, all I see are some peasants, denobles, the sheriff, my brother, and some guy in black armor.
20:35Yes, that would be the Black Knight.
20:38The Black Knight?
20:39What's he doing here? He's supposed to be out of town.
20:41Looks like the old double-crosseroo.
20:44Let's get the Black Knight!
20:45Yeah, let's get him.
20:46No, lads! This is my fight. Now leave me. I've got to get ready.
20:54It's almost high noon.
20:56I don't like the looks of this. Something went wrong.
21:01This is the beginning of the end, Bertram.
21:05Yes, the start of the finish, the front of the back, the tip of the top, the top of the bottom, the front...
21:10The shot of the up.
21:12The kick off.
21:13The rumen.
21:18It's the end of the back.
21:20I think it's bad.
21:21I think it's so bad.
21:23It's better.
21:55Make your move.
22:25You see that?
22:33He did that left-handed.
22:35Any questions?
22:37Fire!
22:39Kill them both!
22:55Hello there!
22:58Eat now!
22:59Shoot later!
23:01Have a great day!
23:02Can we have a great man?
23:10Well, I guess that's it.
23:24We have him covered.
23:27Now, stay your weapons, men.
23:28This man shall dine with us tonight in Sherwood.
23:31Would you like to join us for a bite night?
23:34Right.
23:35Right.
23:46Farewell, Sir Knight.
23:47You are always welcome here.
23:49So next time, give us a couple of days notice
23:51so we can swipe you some seats.
23:52Goodbye.
23:53Don't do anything that I wouldn't do.
23:56Don't take any wooden sovereigns.
23:59Hey, give me a break, huh?
24:00I wonder, just who was that black knight anyway?
24:05Men called me Lester.
24:11Lester.
24:15Lester of Chichester.
24:20Later.
24:21Man, I ain't never seen anything like that in the forest before.
24:31Yes.
24:32A knight with a mustache.
24:33Lester of Chichester.
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