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00:00Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food, but also canes were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:20They wore outfits made of plain grain cotton.
00:23Helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:34They jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
00:41Except for they kept more expenses.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:52Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:59They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
01:06Except for they kept more expenses.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:20According to a little-known clause in the English Constitution,
01:36a British king must set foot on English soil at least once every 24 months or forfeit his crown.
01:42Like most laws of great nations, this one was conceived with forethought,
01:47nurtured by free men, and written by a nincompoop.
01:52Page, I must leave the crusades and go to England immediately.
01:56My 24 months are almost up and I want to keep my crown.
01:59Yes, your majesty.
02:00I'll arrange for a weekend pass.
02:02And no one must know of my plans, lest the information fall into the hands of my enemies at home,
02:08whomever they may be.
02:09I want to keep my crown.
02:39Hold it, miss.
02:58Your ID, please.
03:04Seems all right.
03:05Give her anything she wants.
03:06Milo, Milo, another round of drinks for my men.
03:13Three tankards of ale and for me, skim milk.
03:15I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
03:17Make it a double.
03:21Anybody order a black Russian?
03:25Must be at the next table.
03:27I'm in.
03:28I'm behind.
03:29Oh.
03:30No payment for all you've done for us.
03:32Oh, thank you, Milo.
03:34You know, I'm nervous.
03:35I hope the sheriff don't show up.
03:37Fear not.
03:38I sent the word out all over town that we're closed tonight for a bar mitzvah.
03:44Hey, forget about the sheriff, Ronaldo.
03:46Besides, how many times do we have a chance to come out and enjoy ourselves in a town like this, huh?
03:50Yeah.
03:51Say, what happened to the music?
03:53Alice.
03:54Here's the sovereign.
03:55Get us a little music, will you?
03:56Sure.
03:57I'll have something by Tito Nuente.
03:58All right.
04:07Hey, innkeeper.
04:09Innkeeper, what's the matter with this jukebox?
04:11I just put a coin in.
04:12There's no music.
04:13Yeah, we'll find out.
04:16No wonder.
04:17Juker's asleep.
04:19Come on, juke.
04:20Wake up.
04:21This man wants music.
04:22The rest of you position yourselves over there.
04:46Quietly.
04:47Don't make a sound.
04:48Bertram, have you deployed your men?
04:55Yes, Sheriff.
04:56I've covered the flanks.
04:57I've covered the flinks.
04:58And I've covered the flunks.
05:00Well, done.
05:02They'll never know what hit them.
05:05Sheriff, I've been wondering about this ambush.
05:09What have we got against the bar mitzvah boy in there?
05:12Bertram.
05:13What if I were to tell you that Robin and his band were in that tavern?
05:20What if I were to tell you that Douth Fairy came to visit me last night?
05:28Bertram.
05:28I know they're in there, thanks to my spy.
05:34Spy?
05:34Now I can tell you, one of Robin's merry men is on my payroll.
05:43One of the merry...
05:45Who's the spy?
05:52Never mind who.
05:54Suffice it to say that we address him as 90046.
05:57Now go check your cards.
05:59My spy will be here any moment to collect his pay.
06:01Then we attack.
06:05La la la la la la la
06:08La la la la la la la
06:11La la la la la la la
06:13Oh, Susanna, oh, don't you cry for me
06:17Cause I come from Louisiana with a vento on my knee
06:21Hey, Robin, what's Luciana?
06:29I have no idea.
06:29Gentlemen, if you will excuse me, I'm going to spend some time with the man upstairs.
06:34Uh, Friar, you're not going to pray now, are you?
06:37No, no, no, no, but they're having a hot bingo game on the second floor.
06:41Good luck.
06:45Now that the Friar is gone, would you like me to bring on the bunnies?
06:48By all means, innkeeper.
06:49Woo-hoo!
06:51Hey, Hugh, the bunnies.
06:53Now, now, you idiot.
06:59Not those bunnies.
07:00This is ridiculous.
07:02Oh, I don't know.
07:02The one in the corner is kind of cute.
07:04Is that you, 9-0-0-4-6?
07:09Mm-hmm.
07:12You have delivered Robin and his men as you've promised.
07:14Here's your pay.
07:15I suggest you make yourself scarce when we attack to avoid injury.
07:20Footsteps.
07:20Someone coming.
07:21Be back inside before you're missed.
07:289-0-0-4-6.
07:30I've some delicious palace secrets you might be interested in.
07:33Interested?
07:35The sheriff sits with a nightlight.
07:37He also sucks his thumb, and he wears little baby horses on his underwear.
07:42How much would you say that information's worth?
07:44About as much as your life.
07:46A plugged nickel.
07:48Uh-oh.
07:49Old man trouble headed my way.
08:19Nice going, crazy legs.
08:26Thank you, Alan.
08:27You know, I was just thinking, can you imagine the look on the sheriff's face if he saw us all here tonight?
08:31Oh, sure.
08:32He'd have an evil smile, a drooling lips, and a murderous twitch in his eye.
08:37Alan, I think that's a little bit extreme.
08:40No.
08:40Check it out for yourself, guy.
08:42The sheriff.
08:44The sheriff.
08:45Sorry, Robin, but we're crashing your party.
08:48Oh, that's all right.
08:50Innkeeper, table for two ringside.
08:52Make that a table for 50.
08:5550?
08:56That'll be a half-hour wait.
08:59Guards!
08:59Oh, Lord!
09:13In this time of desperation, give me a sword!
09:16Push your back! Push your back!
09:18Push your back!
09:40I heard you were!
09:46...
09:54...
09:58...
10:02...
10:12...
10:14Where's the secret exit?
10:16Aye, Robin, over there.
10:18I had it installed yesterday.
10:20Very good to the secret exit.
10:24Hello. My name is Bertram, and I've got a secret.
10:35Wait now, D'Arby.
10:37I don't know, but I hate them.
10:39My secret doors don't see them anymore.
10:41Robin, there's too many of them.
10:43There's too many of them.
10:45Your large friend is right.
10:48You are done for, Robin.
10:51That's what you think, Sheriff.
10:52Quick, look behind you.
10:57But where are they?
10:58But where are they?
10:59They have escaped.
11:00Bertram, did you station the guards what I told you?
11:03Oh, yes, Sheriff.
11:05At every exit and entrance.
11:07The back door, the delivery entrance, the windows, the cellar, the roof,
11:11the hidden bookcase, the trap door, and the secret exit.
11:16Well, where could they have gone?
11:17They just could have walked out the front door.
11:20Uh-oh.
11:24All right, what went wrong?
11:26How did the Sheriff know we'd be at the tavern?
11:28I'll tell you how.
11:29The same way he knew we'd be in a royal vault on Monday
11:32and waiting to waylay the royal tax coach on Tuesday.
11:35And when we went to the market on Friday to buy meat,
11:39why were he and his men waiting there for us, disguised as suckling pigs?
11:43Little John is right.
11:45It was all luck, pure luck.
11:46Luck?
11:47Pish posh.
11:48I say there's a spy among us.
11:51A spy?
11:52Spy?
11:53A spy?
11:54Pish posh?
11:56I know it's strong language, friar, but I got carried away.
11:59Little John, your fears are groundless.
12:01We're all loyal comrades in arms here.
12:03I don't know, Robbo.
12:04The Sheriff's had our number for months, and there's only two explanations for it.
12:08Either there's a spy, or...
12:11Someone is a tattletale.
12:15Allen, who among us could be a spy?
12:18I don't know.
12:19Could be anybody.
12:22Sure.
12:23Sure, man.
12:24When in doubt, blame it on the immigrant.
12:26Ha-ha.
12:26Why me?
12:27How about Allen, the friar, or you?
12:29Me?
12:30If it was me, why would I bring it up in the first place?
12:33To throw us off guard, because we would not expect you to bring it up.
12:37That's crazy.
12:38If I were guilty, I would know you wouldn't expect me to bring it up, so I wouldn't have brought it up.
12:43And furthermore, what about you, holy boy?
12:44No, man.
12:45Wait.
12:45Or you or you.
12:48Look.
12:50It could be any of us.
12:53Except me.
12:54Or me.
12:55Or me.
12:56Or me.
12:56Man.
12:57Look, you have to stop these accusations.
12:59If we continue this way, who knows where we'll end.
13:02Ha.
13:04Next thing you know, you'll be accusing me of being a spy.
13:07Ha-ha-ha.
13:08Ha.
13:09Ha.
13:10Ha.
13:10That's a hot one.
13:11Ha-ha-ha.
13:12Ha.
13:13Just a darn minute there.
13:14I'm not a spy.
13:15Ha.
13:15So you admit that it could be a spy?
13:17I didn't say that.
13:18That's just what a spy would say.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Right.
13:20A spy would say that.
13:21Man, there is no spy here.
13:23Oh, come on.
13:23Oh, come on.
13:23Oh, no.
13:23How is it going to be a spy?
13:25Oh, no.
13:25Oh, no.
13:27In this time of dissension,
13:28lead us to the path of brotherhood,
13:31fill us with faith in our comrades,
13:34and help us find out the dirty fake who's been squealing on us!
13:37I say amen to that!
13:39And that hurt my feeling.
13:40And it's probable you have five-five done at it.
13:41What do you mean you don't know when Richard's going to get here?
13:46Don't toast your brains, my liege.
13:48It's got to be soon.
13:49He only has five days left to set foot on English soil.
13:53He only has five days left to set foot on English soil and then I get to be king.
13:55And you shall have to call me your majesty.
13:58And do you know what I will call you?
14:02What?
14:03Collect!
14:09Sherrit, Sherrit, you have a very important visitor outside.
14:14Who is it?
14:15It's very confidential.
14:17May I speak in front of the prince?
14:19But of course you may, Bertram.
14:24It's 90046.
14:26Ah, good.
14:27My spy from the Merry Men.
14:29Fetch him in, Bertram.
14:31Hubert!
14:32You have a spy of the Merry Men!
14:34Yes!
14:36A little surprise for you, my liege.
14:39But I suggest we cease all conversation of King Richard while he is here.
14:45There he is now.
14:46It must be chilly out there, 90046.
14:49Come in from the cold.
14:55Hi, spy.
14:58Hiya, boss.
14:59I am so proud.
15:11Proud as punch.
15:13Imagine my brother, Rinaldo, a spy.
15:16Shh.
15:17Oh, man, not so loud.
15:18Even the walls have ears around here.
15:20So, 90046, you say the Merry Men suspect a spy in their midst.
15:29Yeah.
15:30So let's set another trap.
15:32But don't let them slip away like they did last night.
15:34It will have to wait.
15:35We have more urgent things to attend to.
15:39Hey, what is this?
15:40We had a deal.
15:41We had a deal.
15:42I deliver Robin and the men, and you make me king of the forest.
15:46I thought the lion was king of the forest.
15:48No, the lion is king of the jungle.
15:51No, Tarzan is king of the jungle.
15:53What difference does it make?
15:54I'm at the bottom of the barrel in Sherwood Forest, and I want to be on top.
15:59Man, I am so tired of being pushed around by all those guys.
16:02Oh, you'd be much better off being pushed around by the sheriff.
16:06Grinaldo, I give you my word that in four days hence, in Sherwood Forest, you will be the big enchilada.
16:19Okay.
16:21Let's shake on it.
16:36葉.
16:37co I said, how are we going about that place?
16:39Don't we know where I was going?
16:40Leave me alone.
16:41Girls of the jungle is going beyond us.
16:42Hey.
17:02Who is that?
17:03Hey, who is that?
17:05Just me, Ronaldo.
17:07What are you doing with that arrow, man?
17:09Put it where it belongs.
17:10I will.
17:11Right on your dirty double-crossing heart, you traitor.
17:14Come on, you think I'm the spy?
17:18Okay, for now you know it's me.
17:20I'm glad I did it.
17:22Glad, do you hear me?
17:23Glad.
17:24You can kill me, Robin, but you can't kill all of us.
17:27When I fall, others will pick up the torch.
17:29You can snuff out my breath,
17:30but you cannot extinguish the flames of freedom.
17:34Allons, enfants de la patrie.
17:40That's not bad, right?
17:45It's not bad at all.
17:47Hey, I thought I was pretty good myself.
17:50Hey, Robin, how long do I have to pretend I'm a spy, huh?
17:53Until you find out when and where King Richard's coming back.
17:56I don't think they know yet, but you were right.
17:59They're going to kill him when he comes.
18:01Do they know that King Richard's arrival must be witness to be valid?
18:04They know it's got to be witness.
18:06That's why they're going.
18:07They're disguised as notary publics.
18:10Very clever.
18:12Now, listen, I want you to get back to the castle
18:14and find out everything you can.
18:16I'll try, but the sheriff don't trust me that much.
18:18Uh-huh, but he does trust your brother, Bertram.
18:21Hey, Robin, why can't I tell the guys what I'm doing?
18:30I hate going behind their backs like this.
18:32No one must know but us.
18:33We can't say anything until King Richard lands safely
18:36and is on his way back to the Crusades.
18:38Right.
18:40You know, Robin, I've been thinking,
18:43how come Prince John isn't at the Crusades
18:45with King Richard and the other Christians
18:46slaughtering the infidels and burning their villages, huh?
18:50Well, Ronaldo, I guess he's just not a very religious man.
18:53Ah-ha!
19:05I caught you!
19:07Friar, this is the spy.
19:08Come on, guy.
19:09What's your proof?
19:10Don't deny it.
19:11I saw you swallowing a piece of paper.
19:13I bet it had a secret message written on it.
19:15Everybody knows only two people eat paper.
19:18Spies and the crazed knight of the forest,
19:20Sir Ewell of Gibbons.
19:21I wasn't eating paper.
19:24It was a piece of candy.
19:25Ha-ha-ha.
19:26A likely story, eh, Friar?
19:28I don't trust him.
19:29But I trust you even less.
19:35It's Marion.
19:37Come to think of it, it could be Marion.
19:40No, it's Marion.
19:41She just wrote in.
19:42Oh!
19:43Hey, where's Robin?
19:45He went to visit his grandmother.
19:47Yeah, he got up this morning,
19:48had a poppin' toastie, and left.
19:50You must find him.
19:51It's about Rinaldo.
19:52Is he hurt?
19:53He may be by now.
19:54I just saw him at the castle.
19:56The castle?
19:57Yes.
19:58He was with the sheriff and Bertram.
20:00What was Rinaldo doing at the castle?
20:02He said he was going to night school.
20:04But it's daytime.
20:07I knew there was something fishy about that excuse.
20:09Maybe he's in danger.
20:11Not at the castle he isn't.
20:13Here he is.
20:15Rinaldo's the spy.
20:16Hey, Bertie.
20:28I've been looking all over for you.
20:30Oh?
20:31Did you try my room?
20:33Bertie, we're in your room.
20:35Oh, well, then you found me.
20:38Yeah, right.
20:39Well, anyway, I brought us some wine, hey, to celebrate us working on the same side.
20:45You know, the two brothers back together again.
20:49Like the Mills brothers.
20:51The Step brothers.
20:53The Joyce brothers.
20:54Have a nice sleep, Bertie.
21:09You'll be out for a couple of hours.
21:11Meantime, I have to borrow some of your clothes.
21:14Oh, shit.
21:15Well, Hubert, what's the word?
21:31When is Richard arriving?
21:32I am expecting a carrier pigeon from the Crusades at any moment.
21:36Maybe that's it now.
21:38Bertram, get the door.
21:39Yeah, man.
21:40Yes, Sheriff.
21:40Ah, come in.
21:45Come in.
21:49That's it.
21:53Dear occupant, darn junk mail.
21:55Anything else?
21:56Yes, my lord.
21:58This is the one.
22:00You have done your job.
22:01Now leave.
22:05Bertram, the information we've been waiting for.
22:09King Richard will arrive at Dover Beach this Friday at 0800 hours.
22:20That's three days.
22:24At last, Richard within our grass.
22:30This calls for a toast.
22:32Death to King Richard.
22:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:49Death to Robin Hood.
22:55Death to Ronaldo.
22:57Dover Beach 0800 Friday.
23:03Good work, Ronaldo.
23:04That gives me two days to get to France and intercept Richard and warn him before he gets
23:08back to England.
23:09But that's not much time.
23:11Oh, I can do it.
23:11However, it will require eight hours of hard riding and 42 hours of rigorous swimming.
23:16Well, look, man.
23:17Thanks.
23:17I can use it.
23:18Now, when you get back to camp, not a word to anybody until we are absolutely sure that
23:21King Richard is safe and on his way back to the Crusades.
23:24Hey, guys.
23:40Hey, I feel hot today.
23:43Hey, how you doing, buddy?
23:45Oh, could be better.
23:46Could be worse.
23:48How was your day, Ronaldo?
23:50Oh, man.
23:51I hear you've been going to night school.
23:54Hey, how do you know?
23:55We've missed you around camp.
23:57Yeah, well, I was busy, you know.
24:00I'm bush, too.
24:02Hey.
24:03I'll tell you what I'm going to do, though.
24:04I'm going to get me a hotbed, right?
24:07Some chow.
24:09Then I'm going to get me a little sack time.
24:11But, uh, but first, a little jogging.
24:15Yes, jogging.
24:15Yeah, hey, detour, man.
24:20You know, it keeps you in shape.
24:22Jogging keeps you in...
24:24Come here, Spide.
24:25Let's take him to the hangry.
24:27Hey, wait a minute.
24:28I can explain everything, man.
24:30No, no, no.
24:31I'm no spy.
24:33I'm innocent.
24:34Tell that to your maker.
24:37My maker?
24:40Mel, I'm innocent.
24:41Robin, where are you?
24:54Look, I'm innocent.
24:56I'm no spy.
24:57Oh, come on.
24:58Why should I rat on my buddies?
25:00Guys I've been fighting with for years.
25:02Why?
25:03Give me one good reason.
25:05Money, power, envy, show-off.
25:08I only asked for one.
25:11Alan, you're going to let them hang me?
25:14Alan, we fought together.
25:16We rode together, man.
25:17We drank together.
25:19Alan, we did everything together.
25:21Look at it this way, guy.
25:22It's time to start doing things by yourself.
25:26Padre, help me.
25:28Do something.
25:29Ronaldo, I, I, I, I don't understand.
25:31I'm a man of the cloth.
25:32I don't understand hanging.
25:34Now, if they were to boil you in oil.
25:37Boil me in oil?
25:38Cooking, I understand.
25:41Say your prayers, Ronaldo.
25:43Hey, man, I don't want no blindfold.
25:46It's not for you, it's for me.
25:48I hate to watch hangings.
25:50Friar, put the noose around his neck.
25:52Me?
25:52Oh, I don't want to do that.
25:53Let, um, Alan do it.
25:55Oh, no, not, not, not me.
25:56Marion, you do it.
25:57What?
25:58Oh, no.
25:59Well, somebody's got to do it.
26:01I would, only, uh, I can't find it.
26:04Don't look at me, Jack.
26:06I'm innocent.
26:08You think I'm guilty, then prove it.
26:09I demand a trial.
26:11A trial?
26:12Every man is innocent until proven guilty.
26:14Says who?
26:16Perry Mason.
26:19Wait.
26:20Rinaldo and Perry are right.
26:22Regardless of how we may feel, justice must be served.
26:26Now, Rinaldo is entitled to a fair trial by a jury of his peers.
26:31Thank you, Marion.
26:32Oh, good.
26:33That's great.
26:34Good.
26:34Good idea.
26:34The court is in session.
26:56Your Honor, may I have a word with my client?
26:59Yes.
27:01Look, Alan, if you want to be my lawyer, you've got to tell me what my chances are.
27:10Well, Rinaldo, jurisprudentially speaking, I wish you were in this much trouble.
27:17Why?
27:18Because now you're in this much trouble.
27:24See?
27:24Listen, Rinaldo, I'm doing the best I can, but you've got to tell me what happened.
27:31You've got to give me something to work with.
27:33All I can say is I was a double agent working for Robin on a secret mission.
27:37What secret mission?
27:38What for?
27:39I can't say that.
27:41All right.
27:41I'll give you something you can say.
27:43Say goodbye to life.
27:44That's what you can say.
27:44The superior court of the county of Nottingham is now in session.
27:52The peasants and merrymen versus the rotten, dirty spy, Rinaldo.
27:57And that is why, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove Rinaldo innocent beyond
28:08a shadow of a smile.
28:11Yay!
28:12Oh, that was great.
28:13I was so moved.
28:14Oh, the guy is innocent.
28:15I'm moved for a dismissal.
28:17Order in the court.
28:19Order.
28:20Order.
28:20Okay, I'll take a tuna salad on rye.
28:23I'll have a meatball hero.
28:25With or without mayo?
28:26Oh.
28:27Where am I?
28:38Where are you?
28:39What happened?
28:40Don't try to speak.
28:42Why, you're handsome stranger, you.
28:47I will answer all your questions in alphabetical order.
28:53One.
28:53I am Tanya, gypsy princess.
29:00B, you are in a gypsy camp.
29:03Michloss, what comes after B?
29:09Stupid.
29:10H.
29:13H.
29:15Never, never mind.
29:16I have to go.
29:17I have a mission.
29:18No, no, no.
29:19Don't go.
29:20I will nurse you back to health.
29:23I love you.
29:24No, no, it's Richard.
29:32I'm Michloss, my brother.
29:35He is dead.
29:36No, he just passed out.
29:38Are you sure?
29:39Positive.
29:40Hi, good.
29:42Then let's continue where we left off.
29:45You get his boots.
29:46You search his pouch.
29:48I'll get the hobcaps.
29:52Why is he dying here?
29:54Don't, don't, don't.
29:58Hmm, hmm, hmm.
30:01Hmm, hmm, hmm.
30:02Ha-ha!
30:04Professor, is everything in readiness for our departure?
30:08Yes, Sheriff.
30:08I notified the milkman and told the post office to hold all our pigeons until our return.
30:13good we wouldn't want to be ripped off while we're away have you packed
30:19everything we need yes sheriff what about the horses why can't they pack their own
30:24bags bertram sheriff i've been wondering how are we planning to get away with
30:31killing king richard bertram he will be at dover beach correct hmm we will simply
30:37say that he was killed in a surfing accident brilliant sheriff i can just see the headlines
30:44now king found on beach stabbed 47 times by wave finish packing the troops are waiting
31:07you fool swords and maces are too big this job requires smaller weapons ones that are easily
31:25concealable excuse me sheriff herb cancel the catapult
31:34that's smaller weapons and small weapons like like like daggers daggers daggers that can
31:39be easily concealed up one sleeve oh oh ha ha ha ha ha oh the pain oh the pain pulling out
31:48you've all oh i love the good good would you please state your full name for the court friar
31:54michael chauncey tuck chauncey you want to make something of it order in the court state your
32:03occupation i'm in ladies and men's prayers an admirable profession now friar i want you to
32:10take a look around the court forest and tell me if you recognize the traitor him ronaldo he's the
32:18spy no further questions you may cross-examine there's only one thing left for me to do i have
32:26to take the stand the jury will listen to me ronaldo we'd all like to believe you innocent
32:34but the weight of evidence against you is overwhelming i can explain everything then
32:40perhaps you can explain what you were doing with the sheriff when you were supposed to be in night
32:44school he was tutoring me and do you have an explanation for this bag of gold that we found
32:51in your saddlebags tuition tuition you say what about this note found enclosed in the bag of gold
33:02dear ronaldo you're the best spy in the whole world signed your pal hubert sheriff of nottingham
33:14look guys if you would just wait for robin to come or he can explain everything your honor we
33:23have received word that robin never reached his grandmother's house perhaps you'd care to tell us
33:27where he is he i can't tell you that that's top secret your honor ladies and gentlemen of the jury
33:35i submit that ronaldo is not only guilty of spying but may actually be guilty of foul play against our
33:41beloved leader
33:42king richard will land here we will lay in wait here here and here catching him in a giant pincer here
33:58and when you're with the pincer i'll be on the bluff with dancer and prancer just think my liege
34:07once richard is disposed of you will be king of england yay yay indeed and once you move up to king
34:20who knows what heights await the sheriff united states marshals
34:27now men it's on to dover and our glorious gate with destiny
34:40i do wish you would have waited until we mounted up horses reverse bring horses back come horses
34:58please back back horses come the prosecuting attorney will now deliver his closing argument
35:05ladies and gentlemen of the jury
35:15i will be as brief as possible
35:20the creep is guilty as sin hang him
35:25i must admit that up to now i've been on the fence but his eloquence moved me
35:30that concludes the closing arguments the jury will now retire
35:45has the jury reached a verdict yes we have your honor the verdict is 12 for guilty and none for
35:52acquittal 12 but there's only six of you i know but you're so guilty we voted twice
36:00the verdict is 12 for guilty and you're so guilty and you're so guilty
36:06hey man what are we going to do now don't worry i'm going to appeal
36:13oh please change your mind give us a break what do you say come on pretty please
36:18the verdict stands the prisoner will rise to receive sentence
36:35rinaldo you have been found guilty of treason as charged the sentence is death by hanging
36:43i'm sorry rinaldo but i just work here do you have anything to say on your behalf
36:50yes something which best expresses the feelings of a resident alien about to die for his adopted country
36:59it goes something like this
37:00i don't want to die please don't let me die i'm innocent please give me a break come on guys
37:14okay let's get on with it what's it hoofbeats that would be robin he'll tell you the truth it's robin's
37:23oh something must have happened to him oh no he probably didn't get to king richard king richard
37:31what's he got to do with anything i gotta tell you now king richard may be in danger at dover
37:36let rinaldo speak i am speaking why oh yes that's right go ahead
37:44there is this law that the king must set foot on english soil once every 24 months
37:48yes there is such a law king richard's 24 months is up tomorrow morning and the sheriff is going
37:55to kill him when he lands on dover beach how did you know that the sheriff told me that's why i was
38:00a double agent i had to find that out for robin oh man something must have happened to him he'll
38:05never make it on time without his horse we will get the horses we ride to dover why didn't robin tell
38:12us what was going on because he wanted us to act natural so that the sheriff wouldn't suspect
38:17anything do you mean you were actually going to let us hang you rather than endanger king richard's
38:22life yeah i had to you were going to let us hang you you know what you are what stupid
38:31well you might have been killed why didn't you tell us well man i didn't know yeah i mean that's
38:37ridiculous when you guys ever tell me oh man you never tell anybody anything you're so dumb you could
38:42die that way get on your horse hey what what day is today it's thursday night thursday night
38:51oh you were supposed to read tea leaves and cheshire's tonight no no no that's not it listen
38:56meatloaf that's miklos i'm sorry that means i've lost an entire day i won't have a chance to ride
39:03to france i'll i'll have to go directly to dover dover to me what do you want to go there for there's
39:08no nightlife it's dead there yeah nobody hangs out there but white cliffs i can't explain anymore
39:15but i must go please don't go you are the first real man i have ever met oh i love you i love you
39:24that's very flattering but i must go let him go he's not one of us stick to your own kind if he
39:29goes i kill him if he stays i'll kill him how about a compromise how about if i go and then come right
39:36back again gypsies don't compromise we kill you you kill me and you kill king richard you mean richie
39:45you know good king richard we know him quite well he spent a weekend at our camp on the way to the
39:50poopsie yeah he was here with his wife queen poopsie poopsie well we like to call her anne
39:59i think i can trust you we must get to dover beach to save king richard from the clutches of the evil
40:04sheriff of nottingham will you help me you got it i mean for richie anything good uh there is one other
40:12thing however i seem to have misplaced some of my personal effects uh things that i've grown attached to
40:18down through the years like for instance uh my boots boots boots boots ah thank you thank you you
40:29don't happen to have a sword in there do you sword sword oh very good we ride to dover to dover oh my
40:41horse what what happened to my horse is he a palomino with hr stamped on the back no but i'll take him
40:49him anyway come on boys oh ingrant oh poopsie
41:11go down there do you see what i see there it is what we've been waiting for
41:38for all these years yes a beach all to ourselves there he is standing there like a sitting duck
41:48now we have waited for this moment now we can have what we have always wanted the perfect tan
41:55chef are you sure this is the proper approach to the king positive just pretend that we are a
42:11welcoming committee act cool and casual i suggest we begin with a preliminary greeting but remember
42:28this conceal all weapons welcome back to great britain your majesty thank you herbert that's hubert
42:39the king is almost ashore quickly the old sand in the eye trick
43:05quote thinking it's working there is no one can save you now
43:31oh boy
43:35no wait i must stop him someone get a robin
43:48safe what do you mean he's safe you blind to something i say he's safe and i say you are an idiot
44:12and you're out of the ball game and i say kill the umpire
44:20he made it a home run england is saved hip hip hooray
44:25hip hip hip hooray
44:35hip hip hooray
44:39hip hip hooray
44:41robin robin we came this close to hanging ronaldo you should have told us he was a spy
44:47a spy ronaldo a spy what do you mean you know he said he was a double agent working for you
44:54i don't know what you're talking about hey robin come on you tell him what is this
44:59what happened you better tell him now come on it's no joke come on i was just kidding
45:05oh mother hey come on boys come on the music is playing let's dance come on
45:12i'll show you i'll show you all gypsy dance come here you handsome stranger first step you put your hand
45:24in your partner's pocket what do you call this dance the hustle i don't think we should learn that dance
45:37and unfortunately we must bid goodbye to our gypsy friends and return to sherwood
45:42but let's clean up here first remember keep england beautiful
45:45want to talk about your ecologists i ask you a man like robin with everything he's got on his mind
45:57if he can take time out to care about the environment how about the rest of us what do you say we make
46:031197 a banner year first let's use smaller more efficient horses form horse pools blow out your
46:11candles when you leave the room put your fires down 10 degrees got a minute hi
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